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15ab61 No.276175 [View All]

"No one expected this": Russian fans react to 5-0 thumping of Saudis in World Cup opener

>Russian fans have reacted with shock after their team thrashed Saudi Arabia 5-0 to earn a comprehensive World Cup opening game win at Luzhniki Stadium in Moscow

>with the eyes of the world watching - and in front of assembled dignitaries including President Vladimir Putin - Russia ran out 5-0 winners thanks to goals from Yury Gazinsky, Artem Dzyuba, Aleksandr Golovin and a double from Denis Cheryshev

>the result made a mockery of the FIFA listings going into the game, with Russia the lowest-ranked team in the tournament at 70, three places below the Saudis

https://www.rt.com/sport/429790-russia-saudi-world-cup-shock/

Portugal v Spain: Subplots add to intrigue to Iberian World Cup showdown in Sochi

>the World Cup is only two days old but fans can already look forward to a highly-anticipated clash between two of the tournament’s biggest names as Spain and Portugal meet in Sochi

>the Iberian rivals open their Group B campaign at Fisht Stadium in the Russian Black Sea resort, in a game that features numerous subplots that add to the intrigue

>Spain’s World Cup preparations were thrown into turmoil just two days ahead of the match against Portugal, with news that manager Julen Lopetegui had been sacked

https://www.rt.com/sport/429880-portugal-spain-subplots-ronaldo-ramos/

Late Uruguay onslaught pays off in 1-0 win over Salah-less Egypt

>Uruguay made their class tell late on in their opening Group A match against a bright Egypt, for whom star man Mohamed Salah failed to come off the bench

>Atletico Madrid center Jose Gimenez rose high to unstoppably head in a free kick in the 89th minute, to put an end to a contest marked by wastefulness from Uruguay’s star strikers Luis Suarez and Edinson Cavani

>although the camera at Ekaterinburg Arena frequently panned to Liverpool's Salah, who had been declared fit before the match in what may have been a piece of tactical subterfuge, his countrymen started dynamically, with South American Group A favorites failing to find a rhythm

https://www.rt.com/sport/429871-egypt-uruguay-world-cup/

"Hotter than at home!" Sochi welcomes Spain & Portugal supporters ahead of World Cup clash

>Spanish and Portuguese fans have been soaking up the sun in Sochi ahead of their teams’ opening World Cup Group B clash in the southern Russian city on Friday night

>the Russian resort town on the Black Sea coast appears to be the perfect venue to host two nations famous for beaches of their own

>ahead of kick-off at Fisht Stadium, sets of rival fans have been taking the time to stroll along the coastline and enjoy the balmy climate

https://www.rt.com/sport/429883-portugal-spain-world-cup-sochi/

PR stunt or more? Robbie Williams' middle finger at FIFA World Cup opening puzzles Twitter community

>pop legend Robbie Williams unleashed a true avalanche of comments on Twitter after sticking up his middle finger while performing a song at the FIFA World Cup opening ceremony in Russia. Twitter users were left puzzled as to why

>thousands of fans in the Moscow's Luzhniki Stadium sang in unison on Thursday with one of the UK's most popular artists; Robbie Williams, 44, performed some of his greatest hits in a performance streamed online with millions watching

>while performing his famous "Rock DJ" song at the packed Luzhniki Stadium in Moscow, the singer approached a camera in a nonchalant manner and popped up his middle finger before waltzing off

https://www.rt.com/news/429855-robbie-williams-middle-finger/

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eac13c No.276837

File: 01a419804832302⋯.jpg (23.21 KB,641x530,641:530,01a419804832302c5fb2380af8….jpg)

>>276835

>Wew I think you have a civic destiny like him too tbh.

so first it was gayism, now she's pushing civicism smh. What's next?

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c1052b No.276838

Bye

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50578f No.276839

File: 976684f06c9d010⋯.png (745.65 KB,873x993,291:331,ClipboardImage.png)

File: 41ab44913e76be0⋯.png (1.33 MB,1553x921,1553:921,ClipboardImage.png)

File: 7f1315033cc14be⋯.png (1.7 MB,1685x809,1685:809,ClipboardImage.png)

>CSI Michinky

>Phoenix Chink

the scene before the culprit went full EXCEPTION or whatever it is wright does

>>276830

meet me in the mcdonalds carpark tonight and prove it

>>276831

it's gotten worse

>>276835

my love for chinkies is purely historical and academic

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eac13c No.276840

>>276836

I like you tbh. Reading the last 10 JoJo chapters. Just not as interesting just reading one chapter each month

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15ab61 No.276841

>>276833

>just like the /sh*t/ bullies smh

Were you disloyal to them too lad?

>>276838

Hello.

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8f4f0d No.276842

File: 90e541bf662d63d⋯.png (487.85 KB,900x1180,45:59,__midoriya_izuku_and_todor….png)

>>276837

I'm not pushing civicism, it just seems to happen to druggies a lot.

>>276839

Uhuuuh.

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35435f No.276843

>>276840

I've been reading Teppu, it got really good and then the scanners got lazy reeee

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35435f No.276844

>>276842

You were posting porn however big smh tbh

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50578f No.276845

File: 5a201e8b1fe0be5⋯.png (686.88 KB,500x747,500:747,ClipboardImage.png)

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eac13c No.276846

File: 8a4271b8f0b4ce1⋯.png (13.99 KB,504x379,504:379,punch.png)

>>276841

>did you stop beating your wife yet?

*punches you*

>>276842

I guess the canon design is a bit gay

>>276843

Do you want her to beat you up, lad?

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50578f No.276847

File: dd0e9be154b545b⋯.png (291.22 KB,720x644,180:161,aputhumbs.png)

>>276843

thicc eyebrows

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15ab61 No.276848

>>276842

>betraying one's race happens to those who use mind-altering substances

Wew. Who could have thought such a thing could happen?

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50578f No.276849

File: 3c366aad414d566⋯.png (484.94 KB,500x747,500:747,ClipboardImage.png)

wait

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8f4f0d No.276850

File: 8445a81436ca2eb⋯.png (634.79 KB,1020x763,1020:763,__midoriya_izuku_todoroki_….png)

>>276844

I was posting beauty not porn smh you mustn't look upon it with lustful eyes.

>>276845

Sweden is the America of Denmark tbh. All of Scandinavia is a rebellious ex-colony.

>>276846

Needs more sexual dimorphism tbh.

>>276848

Yeah smh it's a real mystery.

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8f4f0d No.276851

Then again maybe Sweden is the Ireland of Denmark.

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eac13c No.276852

>>276849

>the swede/Dane

>pic of thicc Norseboi

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50578f No.276853

File: 77d937ea2f4ea39⋯.png (475.03 KB,500x747,500:747,ClipboardImage.png)

waaaiiit

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50578f No.276854

a 22 stone comedy of errors

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eac13c No.276855

File: e185f6ae88b49de⋯.png (481.84 KB,622x985,622:985,ClipboardImage.png)

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eac13c No.276856

>>276853

kek. Well we were under Denmark and Sweden for some while smh

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50578f No.276857

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>>276856

my geopolitical knowledge is 500 years out of date at all times

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35435f No.276858

File: e60d79e4b376c69⋯.png (327.49 KB,500x708,125:177,ClipboardImage.png)

>>276845

>(((jutes)))

>>276846

Wait I don't mean teppu I meant All Rounder Meguru, I haven't touched Teppu yet.

>tfw no mma gf to wrassle with

Sad!

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eac13c No.276859

File: ef1e75d9a341e84⋯.png (892.45 KB,1024x590,512:295,ClipboardImage.png)

x

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eac13c No.276860

File: 60933c5d2cb8050⋯.png (107.08 KB,225x350,9:14,ClipboardImage.png)

>>276858

Kek. Why you reading about lasses beating people up, lad?

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eac13c No.276861

File: f22fba1f02b1875⋯.png (1.97 MB,1780x1500,89:75,ClipboardImage.png)

The school uniforms are so simple… but effective

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35435f No.276862

>>276860

Monster was pretty good, the detective and the ex-hitman side arcs always get to me, and of course the magnificent Steiner. I like fightan manga's especially really detailed ones with lots of accurate depictions of muscle girls, grappling techniques, chokes, kicks, and training regimens.

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50578f No.276863

File: 0d2e81abc2c6004⋯.png (94.25 KB,323x359,323:359,ClipboardImage.png)

>swede in the comments shilling for dominion over scandinavia in the present day

top keeeeeeeeeeeek

>>276860

t h i c c

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eac13c No.276864

>>276862

Show me a panel you like, lad. Also that's Freud tbh I'm implying something

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35435f No.276865

>>276863

>used to know an Austrian girl with eyebrows as thick as caterpillars

AH IT WAS SO CUTE

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eac13c No.276866

>>276863

smh don't bully them, lad. 30% of Swedes or more want to survive.

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35435f No.276867

File: 93029d078b64ed2⋯.png (909.85 KB,800x1155,160:231,ClipboardImage.png)

>>276864

That's Franz Bonaparta from monster tho.

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eac13c No.276868

>>276867

I know. I thought it was a funny double reference smh. Also nice spoiler, lad.

Also that panel looks a bit low energy. I guess maybe they are exhausted. idno

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8f4f0d No.276869

File: f48169965ee24f9⋯.png (1.55 MB,1600x1200,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

>>276860

You're the only boy who isn't into gentle femdom I guess.

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35435f No.276870

>>276868

It's been out since forever you have no excuse. Yeah there's some more high energy panels but that was the first one I found on google that I liked.

>>276869

I don't think choke holds and kicks are very gentle, or if fighting back is very femdom either

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c1052b No.276871

File: 29f401e0e28416f⋯.jpg (3.58 KB,259x194,259:194,download (5).jpg)

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eac13c No.276872

>>276869

I don't think I'm the only one, kek

>>276870

Yeah I just watched Monster a month ago or so

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35435f No.276873

>>276872

The recovering alcoholic detective arc made me cry tbh

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eac13c No.276874

>>276873

yeah a lot of the stuff was really sad. So many great characters and stories.

>tfw forgetting it already

ahhh

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c1052b No.276875

File: 22baf002cd6018d⋯.jpg (28.26 KB,720x716,180:179,d17c54fd30c7ee180c6e8c1f3d….jpg)

*broods*

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eac13c No.276876

>tfw it's redpilled on what the real monster is

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eac13c No.276877

>>276875

welcome back

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c1052b No.276878

>>276876

>what the real monster is

Attachment to the world aka materialism aka passion?

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35435f No.276879

>>276878

no it's you

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c1052b No.276880

The Jedi order of the prequels was 100% right. (Although they did make the mistake of becoming too involved in politics)

However later on in the original canon, Luke goes on to get married and have kids. The idea being the Jedi were too rigid, and for proper balance they should have had sex and gotten married. This is just modern morality inserted into it.

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c1052b No.276881

>>276879

I am rubber, you are glue.

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c1052b No.276882

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eac13c No.276883

>>276879

Who is this monster?

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c1052b No.276885

>Get book

>Open the pages

>Take my first sniff

>Doesn't have a book smell

roooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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eac13c No.276886

>>276885

>tfw own a kindle

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15ab61 No.276887

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