371955 No.650077 [Last50 Posts]
What weird experiences have you had while adventuring in the night hours /k/? Met any mysterious wooly creatures or had unknown noises spook you while camping? Every run into something you don't think bullets could kill?
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b42575 No.650079
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abe1c7 No.650082
No, but the females in my family claim they have seen ghosts.
My grandma used to tell us stories from the days when she lived in Russia. She was visiting a friend in some small village and as they were walking she saw a transparent baby fly right past them into the woods. She freaked out but her friend told her it was common sight around these parts. I have no idea which village it was, I was young and didn't ask details.
Then, my mother claims she was watching TV and out of nowhere a ball of light started floating around the room and half a minute later went through the wall and disappeared.
And, the "latest" story comes from my sister, who claims there was a horrible earthquake but only she remembers it. Apparently she was studying on her bed and suddenly the entire room started moving, lights going out and books flying everywhere. She couldn't open the door and was stuck there for a few minutes, then woke up the next day on the floor.
I don't believe my mother, and my sister most likely just saw a nightmare. But my grandma's story is certainly more believable. She had no reason to lie about this stuff in her mid 70s and wasn't going insane either. She never had mental issues and was looked dead-serious when she was telling that story. I asked my grandfather about it when I was 15, and he said he believed her, but he didn't know which village she was talking about.
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06bfe3 No.650085
>>650082
>Then, my mother claims she was watching TV and out of nowhere a ball of light started floating around the room and half a minute later went through the wall and disappeared.
That's textbook "ball lightning", it's a fairly common, documented (chink scientists got a full spectrometer reading on one in 2014 by accident) but unexplained (to be precise the physicists aren't in agreement on what the explanation is, as several are possible) natural phenomena.
It's something to do with electricity discharge and dust in suspension in the air.
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505cc9 No.650103
>walk innawoods at night, because it's comfy
>know those woods well
>suddenly: clearing I don't remember
>what the fuck?
>look around
>completely different clearing, 100% certain I have never seen it before
>try to find my way back
>can't, everything looks different
>freaking out
>it's not cold and I am not hungry
>no dangerous flora or fauna
>just feeling an intense fear for some reason
>not sure if it is because I am genuinely lost for the first time, or something else
>instead of making the situation worse I mark the direction I think I cam from using sticks
>prepare a nice spot in the middle of the clearing
>lay down and attempt to sleep it off and wait for daylight
>summer, so sun should rise in less than four hours anyways
>having trouble falling asleep
>eventually do
>wake up
>holy shit, it's bright morning already
>slept for 6 hours, felt like 10 minutes
>almost immediately recognize the clearing
>can't find the sticks I had left earlier though
>still know my way back from that point
>return home
>gf asks why I was gone the entire night
To this day I don't know what the fuck was going on. I may have just fucked up navigating, but it felt creepy as fuck. I distincly remember one half-fallen tree on edge of the clearing I saw at night, but can't remember seeing one on the clearing during the day.
I went back there a couple times afterwards, never at night though. Nothing felt out of the ordinary.
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3b6d58 No.650105
Interesting caps for your reading pleasure.
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45c53a No.650111
>>650082
Ρωσσοπόντιος?
> out of nowhere a ball of light started floating around the room and half a minute later went through the wall and disappeared
Τhat's actually ball-lightning. Not a supernatural phenomeno but a rather rare and unpredictable one that can hardly be scientifically observed under controlled conditions. Btw ur mum could have died back then.
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371955 No.650112
>>650111
If we can't explain it then it is super natural to a degree.
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3389b6 No.650117
>>650112
>If we can't explain it then it is super natural to a degree.
No, it's just natural.
There are plenty of things that can't be explained, go to the kitchen grab some sugar, poor some of it, take a hammer, turn down lights, hammer it in total darkness.
It will create blue electric-like light.
It's something that has been documented for ages, is easily reproducible by experimentation but… it's unexplained.
It can be inferred has something to do with the brutal breakdown of the crystalline structure but the exact physical process is unknown.
Something super natural is a phenomenon that has been reported on but so far remain undocumented or very poorly.
Supernatural things become natural, even if unexplained, the moment they're properly proven to exist in nature.
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70502c No.650127
>wake up hearing weird noise
>open up my closet
>pic fucking related
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840bd8 No.650132
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abe1c7 No.650134
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abe1c7 No.650135
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6783bd No.650136
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b74f6e No.650140
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573472 No.650161
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d63676 No.650162
>>650127
include me in the screencap
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371955 No.650167
>The thread is full of /b/tards acting stupid than people telling their real stories
Don't know why I come to this place any more.
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573472 No.650168
My dad told me this story that he and his medic friends went to this supposedly haunted hospital to do some medic stuff. While he was at the hospital my dad told me that he would hear loud banging like someone with a hammer banging on an aluminum tile. Another time that he would smell some rotten and would hear whispering.
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2c2cae No.650180
>>650167
Don't start a thread without posting relevant content and expect good things in return, faggot.
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93aac3 No.650186
I wish I have a good story to tell.
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a4dbf9 No.650193
>>650167
>Thread about faggoty paranormal shit.
>Why was it invaded with shitty posts.
Gee I wonder why.
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6783bd No.650199
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45c53a No.650206
>>650135
We had some good times here back when the (((local media))) had tried to falseflag you with "think of the childruuuum!" but then the cops pointed the gypsies instead so they had to go all SHUT IT DOWN.
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abe1c7 No.650216
>>650206
Well, they tried to portray us the same as shitskins who try and escape war, but the reality is, my grandpa's and grandma's fathers died genociding turks in Pontus, while the shitskins who come here are doing it for the gibs
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d1f5a3 No.650316
Not exactly ooky spooky, but I'm spending the night parked a couple of feet back from a dirt intersection where a set of bootprints starts from nowhere on the outskirts of a ghost town in the Southern California desert.
It's really pretty, actually.
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b7b2d6 No.650352
>>650077
several years back, I caught a giant dog(?) on my camera while I was staying at a small hotel just outside of Virginia City, NV. It was early in the morning when I came out for a smoke and saw it staring at me. Maybe a really large coyote? But I have never before or since seen one with that tuxedo coloration.
I don't have a cool story or anything to go with it, it never bothered me. It make look small in the picture but note the distance its at. Also its legs are concealed by brush, its actually standing up on all fours. There's a large bucket by the side of the road(thats much closer to the camera) that should help one appreciate the size of the animal.
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2c257b No.650362
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76329d No.650367
>>650352
Honestly it looks like you photoshopped a cat in and made it blurry.
>>650356
It would have to have a pretty long neck to be a black bear, and generally only their snout is that color (and it's usually closer to skin tone rather than that fur-like white color). While blurry, anon's photo picked up more detail from stuff in the distance which makes the image feel disingenuous. It can't be a cat/dog because of the brush in front of it, but I don't believe that's a bear either due to the facial structure/white throat hair.
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85ff36 No.650382
When I was a kid my family and I went on a vacation to Colorado. One night, while I was waiting in the car for my parents to get back from saying goodbye to one of our relatives, I saw something in the sky that looked like a glowing carousel. I flew behind a mountain then disappeared.
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abe1c7 No.650385
>>650382
>I flew behind a mountain then disappeared
Holy shit anon you have superpowers?
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c4e223 No.650386
>>650367
>Honestly it looks like you photoshopped a cat in and made it blurry.
Im afraid I lack the skill to pull that off, anon. It doesn't seem to be any less blurry than everything else at that distance, anyway.
>>650356
>I think that's probably a bear.
Its possible, it does kinda look like a bear zoomed out, but the closer you zoom in the less it looks like one. It could just be my shit cellphone camera, though.
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69a44f No.650388
>>650385
No, all English people can do that.
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1ead59 No.650393
>>650388
We know that since you did the disappear trick with Irish once.
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529974 No.650619
I live in the middle of a fairly large forest in norcal, so of course we have the usual bears/coyotes but there is some odd shit that happened to me and my family st points
>be me
>14
>some deer eats up my grandmas garden
>grandpa gave me a mosin and said he would pay me if I killed it
>obviously wanted the money and a chance to kill being an edgy 14 yr old
>go into treeline at night
>hear footsteps that aren't mine
>must have been the wind
>keep going deeper in
>find tracks so I follow
>follow these tracks for 20 minutes
>tracks cut off
>look around
>no idea where tf I went
>start heading back
>footsteps return
>I stop acting like a skyrim npc and realise something about weird footsteps stalking you at night is not natural
>scan area with mosin
>nothing
>keep going
>see white blur go from tree to tree
>take mosin out
>fire at tree
>I played a lot of CS so I was hoping to get a wall bang irl
>walks up to tree
>nothing there
>see it again behind me
>something that looks like the wendigo from that shitty ps4 horror game
>I fucking book It home
>i get home, everyone is asleep and I end up sleeping with the mosin
>tell grandpa story
>simply states "yeah that happened to me before"
>looks unfazed
>haven't went back since
That's my story, sorry if the formatting is wrong or if there are corrections that don't make sense, I'm in bed being a phone fag cause I don't want to get on my PC just to type a greentext
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5979b7 No.650625
>>650619
>he was given a gun at the age 14
[sighs internally]
Have more stories?
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ab9aa9 No.651406
When I was younger, and still living in California, I would often see these humanoid shadows. Often peaking around corners, running, walking, or standing. They did not like to be in my line of sight for long and would fade away or hide if I looked directly at them. Only to come back a few seconds later. Only with my peripheral vision could I try to get a decent look at them. I never felt any negative feelings or stress when I would see them other than an occasional spook if I stubled on one during the night, or if I woke up to one when I was sleeping. I never say a face on one. They were always a shade of red or grey. And I remember them having this odd ground beef looking skin whenever I was able to get a somewhat good look at one.
I have never seen anything like this since I moved and got older. But this one thing stuck with me untill now.
Anyone here that is experienced with spoops or occult stuff know what these things might have been?
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b44df3 No.651409
Do you think that whoever might be experimenting with animal genetic modification in Cal? There is some stories from calfags on other websites that sound like the experiments went horribly wrong.
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505cc9 No.651459
>>650316
I hope you had a comfy sleep, strelok.
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0fa7bd No.651466
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da01c2 No.651467
>>650127
Am I the only unironically afraid of skellingtons?
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da01c2 No.651468
>>651466
WOOWOO WOO WOO WOO
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cc6fc5 No.651488
>>650082
I think women in my family line are prone to a) either having exceptionally good hearing or b) are prone to being witches or psykers of sorts.
There's couple of things that I find bit unsettling. The first is that usually, whenever my life is going to varying degrees of shit, some female family member just decides to call me over phone and claiming that they saw a bad dream, from which they gathered that someone wasn't doing particularly well, and just decided to check that everything was going fine with everyone. At what point that shit is going to stop being a mere coincidence? That shit has happened like 4 times already.
>>650103
lol, you got trapped in a metsänpeitto. Getting stuck or lost in that phenomena was at some point so common in Finland that if someone went missing for hours on end, came back and said that similar thing happened to him, it was generally accepted that those things happened. I don't know if it's just brains shitting the bed temporarily and causing that to happen, but it is curious that things similar to that has been recorded in other cultures as well, and that it is a distinctly different thing from just getting lost.
Well, there's a shit ton of more I could write about regarding old finnish folk-lore, like, woods wanting to outright murder people so that the spirit that is stuck in that forest can move on to afterlife, and have your spirit take it's place in that between life - afterlife limbo.
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7aad7b No.659484
>>651406
What part of California did you live in? I still unfortunately in California. I used to go camping in an area near Yosemite. Nothing scary ever happened there, I just have fond, comfy memories of it. Picture not related.
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2c257b No.659599
>>650382
>I flew behind a mountain then disappeared.
For what purpose, mate.
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56dfc9 No.662043
>>650112
Supernatural implies divine or otherwordly.
There are plenty of natural occurances that we have no explanation for, or bad explanations.
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0fa7bd No.662071
>>662043
No anon you don't understand, since we don't know why electricity works it means that aliens could have made a mining device that harvested the world trees and turned them into layered sedimentary stone. Because technology, and since we don't know everything that means everything is possible.
These types of retards actually and genuinely exist
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cf9e28 No.662155
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94d05e No.662174
>>650352
>>650367
>>650386
>I caught a giant dog(?)
You're kidding right?
Jesus Christ on a stick, no wonders so many of you believes in /x/ shit.
It's a bear.
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840bd8 No.662416
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dd84b2 No.668463
>>662174
>nothing is real morty burp fart
>>>/reddit/
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ea4d5a No.668483
>>650077
growing up, my bedroom closet had a pair of glowing eyes. If I stared at them, they were mostly invisible, but if I looked away they got brighter.
I guess technically stars do that too. Has to do with the fact that your center of vision offers greater color / texture acuity at the sacrifice of low-light sensitivity.
I had to remember to close the closet during the day or I couldn't sleep soundly. No one else could ever see the eyes, and its not like there were any marks on the wood during the day to explain it.
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8a8b94 No.668616
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936166 No.668617
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fcd5e4 No.668828
>>659484
I live north west of yuba city. Nevada county area. All kinds of wierd shit goes on up here
Sorry if it says im a different poster btw. I'm replying on my phone.
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a20bb1 No.669160
>get three days free after doing 24/7 grandpa care for two months
>get two friends to go innamountains with me
>leave Friday night innatruck pulling a trailer with two fourwheelers
>light finally fades about 10PM, mid august in Alaska
>take it easy on speed because big ‘ol diesel
>get to the target highway at about midnight
>pavement ends at mile 21ish
>everything to now has been pretty normal
>couple miles in road turns left with a small pulloff on the right side
>little subaru parked there facing into road
>LEDLightBarAtFaceLevel.png
>there’s someone leaning on the hood watching us as we drive by
>tired by this point, not real concerned
>figure it’s someone waiting for their hunting buddy, it’s caribou season
>keep going
This highway is real rough in the fall. It’s gravel, and the heavy fall rains combined with all the fall time hunting and camping traffic tears it up.
>going 30mph if I’m lucky
>truck, trailer, and teeth all goin daka-daka-daka from washboards
>nice bright full moon, can miss the worst spots
>hit real long straight stretch before trailhead pulloff
>get half mile down straight stretch, about halfway
>lights in rear view mirror
>fucking bright AF lightbar again
>this nigga hauling ass, 50-60mph or more
>one friend is zonked in the back, the other one is spaced out
>point the lightbar car out to him
>he watches them in the side mirror, doesn’t seem too unsettled
>car is maybe 200 feet back when I finally pull into the trailhead
>car catches up 10 seconds later
>slows down to ~5mph going by, obviously checking us out
>hacklesraised.tif
>park the truck, watch them drive down the highway for a bit
>let out a deep breath
>look to the left at the other corner of this parking area
>there’s an SUV parked there, NBD
This is where it gets way outta whack
>wake up the other friend, kill the engine, hop out
>instant gut assessment: shit’s fucked, we’re being hunted, time to go
>my response to this novel sensation: hey, there’s something written on that SUV
>shine my flashlight on it
> “MOLOCH” written in the dust on back window since it was parked
>oh fuck what
>friends are stretching legs, one has his AR out – they’re both too quiet
>check out SUV
>engine still warm – parked within a few hours
>only front passenger door is locked
>shoes/sandals and shorts – comfy driving wear – on front seats
>full packs and compound bow in back
>full cooler
>tent
>everything is untouched
>6mo expired youth group sticker on hood, empty coffee hut coffees
>looks like a young couple out to camp
>friends are checking out this SUV
>we’re all at independently reached 10/10 maximum alert
>look around the whole area, nobody is there
>no fresh tracks except in parking area itself
>another pair of cars with LED light bars go by hauling maximum ass
>we keep rifles on em from cover as they go by
>give in to gut feeling, leave
>camp 30 miles away on a different highway
>come back in the morning
>SUV still there, untouched
>still no sign of anybody around
>terrible gut feeling gone
>take the 4-wheelers and go 8 miles back innamountains
>have a good time camping, get bullied by a caribou
>come back in next day
>nobody was out there, great lines of sight and nowhere to hide
>SUV untouched
>food in the back is starting to go off
>get back to town
>call SUV in to troopers
>dispatcher goes yeah that’s sketchy AF, I’ll send someone out
>call back two weeks later to see what came of it
>no record of having ever called it in, but they have every other call I’ve made
Sorry /k/. Some stories don’t have a good ending. I’m convinced we were getting checked out and the only reason they let us be was because we had our AR’s propped up on the seats and very visible. I never have found any explanation for what I saw out there.
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174045 No.669176
>>669160
It's possible you bumbled onto a manhunting reserve, maybe a temporary one, maybe not, for the ultra-affluent and cultically insane. Got buzzed by game wardens. You ever hear about those allegations of the British royals hunting ritual abuse victims naked through the woods of their estates? Think that, only in Burgerstan's northwesterly armpit. 'Moloch' on the van was just some tidy revelation of the method scrawl, ritual gloating to gain consent from the reader to become a new victim.
The area is isolated, rough, inhospitable enough to kill escapees, wide enough that the margin for escape on foot more or less doesn't exist while wardens can cover the land easily in rovers to get any would be escapees or rescuers, and has fauna that will clean up after any messes with plausible deniability if you don't want to take the catches in for dressing. Real easy to have filthy little cultist goons gun around armed to the teeth in the fashion of some of the locals, allowing them to kidnap or bump off people who unlike you didn't slack on weapons in the backwood.
Deniability gets harder with information age shit like smart phones, but if the police in the area are headed or outright staffed by made men of yours- probably keeping loyal families of idiot backwood satanists on the roll for generations on end, the sort of dysgenic retards that'd clearnet post about incestuous pozzing, kiddy fiddling and crack smoking on Tribes.com back in the day- nobody can stop you without their going full vigilante, because going further up to try and get an investigation started will just have you run into more made men among your federal agency types. Or maybe I'm just overthinking things? It's a nice creepy fiction, anon. Just a fiction, I'm sure.
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ec5180 No.669183
>>669160
I think they may have mistook your car to be driven by the child. Some moloch cultists force the children to do something for lolz before the sacrifice. You are lucky that you are adult so they left you alone.
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32b5b8 No.669184
>>669160
>MOLOCH
Let's go back and kill them all anon
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ec5180 No.669187
>>669184
The moloch cultists are clustered across USA and they aren’t centralised so how do we mow them all?
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068bf9 No.669189
>>669187
A little bit at a time.
Torture helps too.
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fa24d1 No.669204
>>650127
pls begone mr. skeltal
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a20bb1 No.669227
>>669176
Unfortunately it wasn't. The other two guys with me don't like to talk about it much because they were as disturbed as I was, but they don't deny it happened. My biggest worry is that what you posit is right.
>>669183
I suspect it was the three AR's in plain sight and my friend sleeping in his PASGT helmet. I think they checked us out because we were turning off at, I believe, was a fresh crime scene of their making
>>669184
I just need a pair of young, attractive kids around 17/18, preferably male/female, to be bait :^)
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32b5b8 No.669246
>>669227
>I just need a pair of young, attractive kids around 17/18, preferably male/female
We'll just abduct mark and dress him up
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f13f92 No.669249
>>669246
You missed the "attractive" bit.
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0abc34 No.669252
>>669249
>implying Moloch worshipers don't want some hairy jew ass
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32b5b8 No.669253
>>669249
We'll add some makeup, just like japanese camwhores do. Also see >>669252
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0a662c No.669322
>>650625
>he never got to run around the woods with a rifle as a kid
such is life in the hungry
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0a662c No.669327
>>669160
Post the license plate faggot, how is the intel /k/ommunity supposed to do their job without the proper leads?
Also post on a map where this was if you can.
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3161cc No.669343
>>669187
Ask them why had Yahvee abandoned the jews back in 160AD.
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1e776c No.669378
>>659599
>cap
Uhh okay I'm getting spooked. That sounds incredibly close to the H. P. Lovecraft story "The Shadow Over Innsmouth". And that story scared the hell out of me in itself because of how realistic it feels. Some of Lovecraft's stories feel like he's channeling some ancient knowledge from somewhere.
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0fa7bd No.669380
>>669176
This is what schizophrenia looks like
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337936 No.669382
>>669380
It's a bunch of retarded kids larping over muh /pol/ satanism. They saw a fucked up picture on someone's wall so it means there's mass satanist cults hunting people.
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1e776c No.669384
>>669380
It's the thoughts of someone who's seen enough of this shit to know what it is.
>>669382
>muh pol satanism
You're both better off elsewhere.
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337936 No.669385
>>669384
Feel free to kill yourself you teenage retard. Put on your maga hat and your kek flag or are you going to claim that was all just a joke and /pol/ hasn't been clinically retarded for years now?
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1e776c No.669386
>>669385
You're edginess doesn't count for anything here, faggot. There have been several major pedophile rings exposed involving the afluent and the survivors commonly describe satanic rituals being performed.
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3161cc No.669393
>>669385
>half his country is proven to be ran by illegal organizations of serial-murdering thugs
>y-you are just conspiracy theorizing schizos goy
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337936 No.669395
>>669386
>Exposed
You have some pictures of a child size real doll in a bath of raspberry kool aid you mean? Real exposure isn't fancy dress parties and pizza places with bad taste in art. Get some real victims with evidence and we'll talk.
>>669393
Hey it's the retard mod everyone is bullying in meta. It's almost like he doesn't know VPNs exist.
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046207 No.669403
>>669395
Who cares? They're all scum. Shoot first, ask questions later.
You sound like you defend said scum. Guess we'll have to kill you too.
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2f42ac No.669423
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0a662c No.669659
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0a662c No.669660
>>669176
Hey anon-kun, you seem knowledgeable. Give us a quick rundown of these man-hunting reserves and some signs to look for? How do we find them and the people who run them?
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18989c No.669716
>>669403
You would kill a lot of innocent people having Halloween parties if that's your attitude. I'm all for lynching real child abusers but that isn't what the evidence points to in most cases.
The problem with the above story, as an example is that it makes perfect sense to any one who's ever managed land. If you see 3 guys in a truck in the middle of the night driving round you keep an eye on them. It's not that you're planning to murder them, it's that you have no idea of their intention. It's the same way if you saw a car stopped in the gate way you stop and ask what they're doing in a polite way. If they're up to no good you send them on their way to cause trouble else where. If they're doing nothing wrong you wish them a good day and carry on with what you were doing. If there is a reasonable behaviour pattern associated with someone's actions you don't assume they're in a pedo cult looking to hunt other humans. You assume they're performing that action.
If you have actual proof of satanists and child abusers I fully encourage a week of the most painful torture you can imagine and then an extra day for every day they beg you to kill them before you shoot them in the face. There are fucked up people and they deserve every second of agony you can give them. I don't encourage you to buy into obvious fake pictures where people claim a model of a person is a real person in their inforgraph made in MS paint. You need better evidence than Chinese whispers that Hillary is a satanist witch who boils children in slow cookers before she cuts their eyes out and shove them up her vagina. It's tabloid news paper tiers of retardation, which makes the real news stories (elites having private child sex slave filled islands) look retarded when sandwiched between. Almost like it's an intentional attempt to make reality and fiction impossible to separate. So either you're so autistic you can't understand basic human behaviour or you're so retarded you're larping endlessly.
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7aad7b No.669782
>>668828
No problem. Honestly, I have never been to Norcal before. Tell me the scariest super natural thing/event/phenomenon you have encountered while living in Yuba City.
Does anyone else here have any sexual/romantic super natural stories? perhaps you've met a female skin walker with a fat butt that needed to mate and now you are a daddy to a few skin walker half breeds race mixing is bad? Have you ever met a sexy ghost girl while on urban exploration; perhaps she was Sadako-like girl? Has your gun ever turned into a beautiful woman and tried to fuck you?
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3b3267 No.669786
>>669782
If stuff like that actually happened, we wouldn't be living in clownworld.
>tfw your gun will never cuddle up with you
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7aad7b No.669793
>>669786
Hey that doesn't mean we can't advance robotics to a point where they would be able to turn themselves into a waifu and then into a gun. Like the transformers but with more love. >>>/robowaifu/
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31bc9d No.669853
>>669782
>2nd gif
Is that the mythical succubi? kinda hot
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435359 No.669855
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345e6a No.669863
>>669378
The Balkans is not only fucked politically, economically and socially but also spiritually. I don't know the region's history aside Turks and the 20th century but a lot of fucking blood must've spilled for it to end up being the most cursed part of Europe.
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3161cc No.669941
>>669863
Blood only grows our balkanity stronger. The original name of the peninsula was Haemos.
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3b9648 No.669979
>>650077
>>651488
>some female family member just decides to call me over phone and claiming that they saw a bad dream
my waifu does that from time to time, the information is pretty much useless each time (as in non-actionable) but weirdly accurate
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32b5b8 No.669981
>>669863
>surprised that there's sounds of wind and whispers in a region literally named after Typhon's blood
Foreigners truly are clueless. The Balkans are the most radical place in the world, no amount of human blood spilled will change it, for the gods' own blood is what created this place.
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569be4 No.669982
>>669979
How do you make a waifu call you on the phone? Plz answer, I need to know
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18989c No.669984
>>669782
Fuck off degenerate. You're as bad as the faggots are. You're just furries in denial.
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d0f331 No.669986
>>669863
I blame the amount of gypsies in those parts.
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7aad7b No.669994
>>669984
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, >>>/soyboy/ is 3 blocks down. This is /k/ faggot, fun is allowed. I'm going to post more just because I know how butt blasted you are getting.
but in all seriousness, has anyone ever had anything paranormal and sexual happen to them while they were innawoods?
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6a42d9 No.669995
>>669994
Your mind is broken.
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3b9648 No.669996
>>669982
it's one of them 3DPD models. she hasn't called to check up on me like that, then again I don't recall feeling like I'm in any real danger
>last month
>wifey has a dream about rotting teeth
>no good - sign of death
>don't think much of it
>she's been upset with her own family lately
>within days
>talking to my mother, she's flying to see her sister (my aunt)
>aunt went to hospital for back problems
>they find oncology in her bones
>tumors are paralyzing spinal nerves
>died two weeks ago
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0a9b55 No.669997
>>669995
What do you expect from someone living in clownworld? Stuff like waifus help keep people sane.
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451703 No.669999
>>669995
I want normalfags to leave.
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6a42d9 No.670000
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3b9648 No.670002
>>669999
>I want normalfags to leave.
As long as they take furries with them.
>>670000
so.. shiny!
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6a42d9 No.670004
Do anyone have more paranormal or spooky stories? I really enjoyed the caps despite the fact that some of stories may be real.
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451703 No.670520
>>670004
>I really enjoyed the caps despite the fact that some of stories may be real.
>despite
Anon are you easily spooked?
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31bc9d No.670544
>>669997
Honestly I could never understand waifufags. Must be something to do with most of them getting into anime pretty early and maybe a lack of feminine affection.
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0a9b55 No.670551
>>670544
Take a good look at the absolute state of modern women and you'll understand.
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b21f88 No.670580
When I was 23 I lived about 14 miles from town in the Hoosier National Forest. One night I went out back to have a smoke as I often do. At some point I looked to my right towards the side of the house. There was something around the corner, and I only know it was there by the massive humanoid shadow it was casting on the ground. I could clearly make out a torso, two legs, two arms, and a head, and it was huge. I was immediately thinking, bigfoot, there's a damn bigfoot in my yard. That or Andre the Giant was sneaking around my hill.
I stood there in silence watching whatever it was, chainsmoking again and again for what seemed like forever, but must have less than a half hour. Other than small movements in what would be it's hand, and the slightest swaying left and right, it was motionless. Eventually I descided to hell with it. I slowly reached behind myself and grasped the door handle for a few seconds. Once I had the nerve I threw the door open behind me, stepped backwards through it, and slammed that old sliding door as fast as I could, and locked it. I smoked in the garage at night after that.
I also want to say that I'm aware shadows stretch and distort, but this wasnt just a long shadow on the ground, it was broad as well. I dont know what it was. But there were only two things meant to be on that side of the house, an old satellite dish, you know, one of the massive ones, 8 feet across or more. As well as a rectangular ac unit with rounded edges, it stood maybe 3 feet off the ground. Neither of those things cast that shadow. I also checked several times in following nights, periodically after that and whatever was there had moved on, the shadow never came back.
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c4b0c9 No.670591
>>669997
Worshiping cartoons as an adult makes YOU a bigger clown than any one else. You forfeit the struggle to masturbate to cartoons.
>>670544
They're desperately lonely and lack a personality. It's like bird watching but you're an even bigger loser. They claim all modern women are undesirable as it excuses their own laziness and refusal to look for something worth living with.
Just remember it's a bucket of crabs. None of them want to be the only loser so they drag everyone else down. Laugh at them, pity them, but know them for the pathetic wretches they are
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345e6a No.670607
>>670544
Aside from worship or gooey crushes there are the ones who unaware are in a relationship with their anima, the precious glow inside a man's soul that must be protected and guarded at all times because it's the purity that drives him. Waifus fill the hole easier than real women because they're characters so that leaves much up to interpretation, and modern women are fucking useless in every capacity and traitorous opportunists so it's understandable why you wouldn't waste time on someone who will leave you, possibly in worse condition than when you coupled, when the perfect woman exists and is easy to reach through a few clicks on a mouse.
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9c7d4a No.670652
>>670544
Modern western women are too degenerate to trust and few good women are already married so no more good women left for the lonely men.
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7d42cf No.670653
>>670520
No, I want to experience the spooky moment so I shoot the degenerates like moloch cults or demonic creatures that eat the souls or defending the interplanetary colonies from the giant wild alien animals. Why? Because It’s better to die as an hero than to die the boring way.
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3fe023 No.670654
>>670591
>something worth living with
If that refers to modern women then the chances are astronomically low.
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345e6a No.670657
All is fair in love and war but we don't know shit about love so war will be our lover.
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392299 No.670658
>>670591
This anon's right
>>670657
>so war will be our lover
I like the phrasing of this.
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31bc9d No.670678
>>670551
>>670607
>>670652
I already knew about the fucked-up state of modern women, but I just can't get my head around an animated women replacing a real one. You can't communicate with an animated woman, you can't cuddle with it, you can't have sex with it, nothing. I mean, maybe it's the narrated voice given to them or the feminine cutey look or something. But if it makes you happy, then don't let me stop you from having a waifu. I never had a gf/sex either, but I mean, I just can't understand how could anything else replace it.
>>670591
Well I don't think anyone in their right mind could claim that ALL modern women are trash, but the number of the non-trash ones are so low that it seems to be a lottery to get a good one worth marrying. What teaches a woman good morals and faithfulness to her future husband today?
>>670657
>war will be our lover
Make it real.
sage for offtopic
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775f31 No.670696
>>669863
Whoa. Is there a cap of his post about the tentacle orb?
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345e6a No.670761
>>670678
>You can't communicate with an animated woman, you can't cuddle with it, you can't have sex with it, nothing.
You fill in the blanks and be glad for it just existing I guess, if they aren't aware it's sad or that she isn't real then they're delusional.
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ab51ca No.670825
>>669380
>been on 4/x/ from creation up until about 2016
You don't know what schizophrenia looks like.
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345e6a No.670829
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0ca68a No.670836
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>670761
I just learnt that there is virtual wife for the lonely men. They can communicate with you electronically so they can be always with you everywhere, not just that. They can clean the home up and cooks for you. No more bitchin’ or get raped from anti-family rapists.
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a1d704 No.670838
One of few (probably one) true accounts:
No greentext simply because real and not super interesting story. I am literally oldfag, own house in suburban neighborhood. Have never had ooky spooky experience in my life. I work night shift. Came home, went to bed at 9am, woke up with weird feeling. Looked towards door of room, see black fuzzy ball hovering near ceiling by door. Quickly try to grab phone and snap pic, ball exits room down hallway.
As freaky as it sounds, I had just awoken and shot up out of bed, eyes were still all sleepylike. And I have experienced getting up too quickly and slightly blacking out a little bit from blood pressure dropping a few times in the past. So it could be something, but most likely nothing.
Here is the inevitable 4Chan plot twist which confirms total gh0st tho: I’m going to say HIGHLY unrelated, but just for story’s sake, my dog used to sleep in bed with me every single night until not too long before that happened. Now, he knows somehow exactly when I pass the threshold of awake to falling asleep, and promptly exits the room. This also has a reasonable explanation though: my legs apparently twitch when I’m falling asleep, and I probably kicked him or something by accident and now he doesn’t want to be near me for it.
So this whole moral of the story here is here I am worrying about spoops, when I was the doggo beating monster the whole time. Anyhoo, plenty of reasonable circumstances for both of these things to have occurred, but there’s still that slight chance Ive seent a ghost.
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048a9e No.670870
>>670678
>I never had a gf/sex either
Haha, virgin
it's not as good as everyone tries to tell you. Unless the girl knows what she's doing, masturbation will probably feel more pleasant physically. The main appeal is emotional, and you really do feel like you're in heaven while you fondle her tits and cuddle in bed. But then you get out of bed and all the shit parts of modern woman come back and you're just in endless fucking stress from all her bullshit. It can seriously fuck you up; do not underestimate female shittery – she'll get upset over the most pointless fucking bullshit, or even over literally nothing, and then you need to somehow mentally tardwrangle her to stop it if you want to save the relationship, and then she just does it again over different bullshit. I imagine the appeal of waifus is that they don't do this.
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345e6a No.670880
>>670678
>What teaches a woman good morals and faithfulness to her future husband today?
Absolutely nothing, get lucky. The concept of a waifu is justified even if half or more of those who have one are giant fags who get defensive if you talk shit about anime, and have a waifu because they're weebs and not that women are shit.
>>670870
There are some hookers and porn stars kinder and more down-to-earth than "normal" women. Whores who talk about "free love and passion" or think depression is cool, and think casual sex is normal manage to be worse than a minority of women who's job is to literally get fucked. It's fate if you find a woman who isn't a vapid egotistical overgrown child let alone one that has her virginity. If women's liberation means abandoning all that is gentle and feminine in trade of the hot beef injection then why bother, society is collapsing anyway so we will have new soil if it isn't decimated by the big booms or big brothers.
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0a9b55 No.670968
>>670836
Hell, combine that with some nip robotics and some of that realdoll material and you pretty much have your waifu in the flesh. Now imagine that with an artificial womb built in.
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3fe023 No.670993
>>670870
Pretty much this except for the "heaven" part which is also overrated and is kinda just okay if there's no trust on your behalf.
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878209 No.671013
>>670993
Cuddling, kissing, and going to sleep together spooning and holding her tits really is heaven tbh.I've only been with girls a handful of times so I haven't really dealt with their bullshit.
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878209 No.671016
>>671013
4 years agoand I couldn't get it up because of porn and feeling shitty about myselfgiving myself til the end of the month to nut up and talk to girls or I'm going to get a prostwhich I really don't want to dobut I really don't want to be a 30 y/o virgin
sage for faggotry
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0ca68a No.671029
>>671016
It’s worth to be virgin. Too many men got std from cheating sluts.
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0ca68a No.671032
Anyway, can we not talk about the women? It’s too depressing. There is nothing we can do to fix this problem until the collapse.
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927ea6 No.671072
when I go hiking at night I'll hear other foot-steps. They always sound kinda close, and they always stop when I stop.
They tell me its just echo of my own footsteps, which makes sense, except for one thing……
IT ONLY HAPPENS AT NIGHT.
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d465fa No.671073
>>671072
I'd recommend you carry a machete or meat cleaver with you when going out at night, lesser spooks of that caliber tend to avoid these for some reason.
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aa2c08 No.671081
No paranormals here, but we do have some variety of edgy fucks that keeps hanging mutilated animals from bridges out in the county.
>>669995
>has never jizzed on a gun
You're a boring motherfucker.
>>670544
It makes more sense when you realize 99.9% of waifu posts are just shitposts legitimate waifuism is exceedingly rare.
>>671072
Less ambient noise at night echos easier to hear.
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ea4d5a No.671091
>>671072
I only wear sunglasses when I go out at night. Does that help?
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0ca68a No.671119
>>671091
>Wearing the sunglasses during the nights.
Is it to prevent the security camera from scanning your eye or face?
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0a662c No.671178
>>671119
>who is "moonman"???
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d76c1e No.671207
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>>671072
For most of its existence, Betobeto-san was a purely aural yokai. It embodied as the sound of someone following you down a dark street at night. The sound beto beto beto … brings to mind wooden clogs on hard streets, although Betobeto-san can be found wandering both city and country roads. Legends of Betobeto-san come mostly from Uda gun in Nara prefecture, and from Shizuoka prefecture, where Betobeto-san only travels mountain roads.
There are similar legends across all of Japan, usually with some slight variation. In Sakai gun, Fukui prefecture the yokai is called the “Bisha ga Tsuku” (びしゃがつく; The Following Bisha). The main difference is that the Bisha ga Tsuku only comes out in winter, where you can hear the sounds “bisha bisha” as someone walks behind you, crunching on the snow.
In any case, and whatever the name, Betobeto-san is not a dangerous yokai, and means no harm to anyone. If you hear the sound behind you, you step to the side of the road and invite it to pass by you. If you are in Nara prefecture, the phrase is “Betobeto-san, Osakini Okoshi” (お先にお越し; “Please Betobeto-san, you go first.”) In Shizuoka prefecture the more casual “Osakini Dozo” (お先にどうぞ; “Go right ahead.”) works just as well. With that formality observed, Betobeto-san will accept the invitation and walk by, looking for someone new to follow behind.
>>671119
>"so I can keep track of visions in my ass"
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4a7fe1 No.673797
>tfw qt skinwalker gf
>no mal0 either
SUNDAY MONDAY HAPPY DAYS
TUESDAY WEDNESDAY HAPPY DAYS
THURSDAY FRIDAY HAPPY DAYS
THE WEEKEND COMES
SATURDAY
WHAT A DAY
ROCKIN ALL WEEK WITH YOUUU
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c404a9 No.673804
>>670870
Can confirm sex is overrated. Its definitly better than masterbating but I give it an overall 6.5/10. Definitly fun but not worth the effort you have to put into it. Unless its with somebody you truly care for. But if you don't care about them save yourself some sleep and just rape.
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4a7fe1 No.673950
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747404 No.673968
>>669395
Hundreds of symbols aren't going to appear for no reason.
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f24df9 No.673999
>>673804
>>670870
Had sex with some random chick I met at the bar on my last night of college this year. It was pretty fun even though I was drunk and we were doing it on the couch and the living room and kitchen floor because my air mattress popped. She kept squirming when I'd really lay into her while in missionary so I had to put my arms under her back and hold her shoulders from the back and whisper for her to hold still.
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1b8fa7 No.674005
>>673999
Check your triple numbers! Women loves strong dicks. I hope you get tested for STD.
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931d82 No.674020
>>674005
>inb4 he replies: "u r an angry incel"
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1b8fa7 No.674023
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569be4 No.674055
>>671016
>I couldn't get it up because of porn
In porn, the man is good if he lasts long. That's a lie. The girl hates it if she comes first and then needs to service you for another fifteen minutes. In my experience, not masturbating for two days prior to the sex is optimal – you are primed and ready to cum, but not "touch me and I'll jizz".
>>673804
>Its definitly better than masterbating but I give it an overall 6.5/10.
It really depends on the girl. The sloppy blowjobs she gave me were so underwhelming I literally had to finish myself off in the end, or we'd be there all day.
>>671013
>I haven't really dealt with their bullshit
count your lucky stars then
>"Anon, I feel wrong… I think we're moving too fast."
<"…but it was you who suggested oral sex yesterday, not me."
>"I know, but it is all so sudden. Maybe we should take a break."
<"Uh, no. You're worrying over nothing"
>"But I feel bad about it…"
>cue in two hours of this shit until you convince her there is no rational basis for this shit
>*next day*
>"Anon, anon, have you thought about having a baby?"
<"…we've known each other for two months, and you've said you wanted a break yesterday."
>"I know, but I thought about being a mother this morning and I really like the idea. Mom would help us raise it."
<"I haven't even met your fucking mom yet."
>cue in another two hours of trying to explain you don't want to be a father with a bitch you basically just met without offending her
>next day
>"Anon, have you thought about an open relationship?"
<"I refuse."
>"But anon, surely it wouldn't be so bad-"
<"Nope. Not going to happen."
>"Ugh, you are so restrictive."
<"Am I not enough for you? And haven't you said this was all too much too fash two fucking days ago? What the fuck?"
>"Yeah, but I remembered my ex-bf today and realised I sorta miss him, so…"
>cue in all day of trying not to lose my cool in autismal rage as I calmly explain to her I refuse to get fucking cucked and that I really am not interested in her bout of nostalgia about her fucking boyfriend
>next day sex day, all is well
>day after that
>"Anon I feel bad, I think we're moving too fast."
<"This AGAIN?"
>"Yeah, I can't help it, it's just this feeling, maybe we should take a break…"
I WISH I was exagerrating, but this is literally what the conversations were about and how they went. It was tardwrangling in the most literal sense and it took HOURS every single damn day. And then we went on a date and everything was perfect for that one day, and then it just fucking REPEATED all over again.
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40ff26 No.674075
>>674055
>I WISH I was exagerrating, but this is literally what the conversations were about and how they went.
You should've dumped her at the "open relationship" phase. If she doesn't think it's wrong (and by asking about it like that, I bet she doesn't) it's just not worth it. You'll end up having an "open relationship" whether you want it or not, when she feels like doing it with someone else for some dumb reason.
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569be4 No.674080
>>674075
Well I dumped her not long after, before she had a chance to cuck me and after she pulled her worst bullshit yet. It was a short relationship (thank God) and one of the most stressful periods of my life. After it was over, I actually felt massive relief.
Been without a gf ever since, though, so that kinda sucks. Pic related remains the best, most insightful quote into all this to date.
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b29e08 No.674087
>>674055
>using anything other than imposing physique combined with physical cornering or agree & amplify when arguing with a woman
A classic mistake.
<anon, have you ever thought about an open relationship?
>Are you a mind reader? I got a phone number of this girl from bakery, post office, coffee shop that I really want to bang but wasn't sure how you'd feel about it, maybe you'd like to watch?
<Maybe we should take a break
>I wholeheartedly agree, leave the premises immediately.
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443485 No.674094
>>674080
Was that the only girl you've been with? It would skew your perception pretty hard. The two girls I have been with were so awful I went volcel. Have met many willing, pretty girls but none of them were quality. I'm too romantic, but jaded at the same time, for my own good
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f24df9 No.674096
>>674005
It's been like 2 weeks and I feel fine.
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392299 No.674099
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15db33 No.683280
I have a spirit of a white dog that's followed me around throughout my life. The craziest place he's appeared to me was in the middle of the bush in south Africa. No one else around or any home for probably hundreds of miles as we were about 6 hours into the bush. I think he may be some guardian or familiar to me but I'm not sure.
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0998d5 No.684530
>>683280
Neat, have you read pic related? What do you think of these stories?
The only thing I found sketchy was the idea that a foreigner would be able to interact meaningfully with local spooks. I believe there is a concept called "smell of the blood" that means race (and family) matters in paranormal experiences.
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f79bb2 No.684533
>>650085
No, Frenchman, it's clearly swamp gas reflecting off of Venus' light!
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077cb0 No.684537
There are times where every fiber of my being is screaming and I get those weird shivers that travel. The only thoughts in my head are to keep my eyes straight forward and let whatever is there leave on its own. My hearing gets extraordinarily better and I can just hear something 'off'. Eventually everything is fine and I can go about with my business.
When I was younger I used to see awful things at night that blended in with my nightmares to the point I couldn't tell when I was asleep and when I wasn't. I remember one night I was afraid and asked to be in my parents bed. I couldn't fall asleep because this giant person was standing at the foot of the bed staring at me. I woke up the next morning somehow even though I don't know when I fell asleep. I know I was awake and having a staring contest with whatever it was the entire night, but I still woke up in the morning.
There was also another time when I was younger when I kept dreaming of a girl that died. I was maybe 5 or 6, but I knew she was the most important person that will ever be to me. Remembering those dreams fucks me up to this day. A few years ago I tried having lucid dreams by constantly thinking I will dream of the girl every 30 minutes for everyday for a week. I gave up after it failed.
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f79bb2 No.684546
>>684537
>There was also another time when I was younger when I kept dreaming of a girl that died. I was maybe 5 or 6, but I knew she was the most important person that will ever be to me.
Reminds me of Anatoly Moskvin being haunted by the ghostly loli. Tell us more about the girl.
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077cb0 No.684547
>>684546
Late teens, early twenties. Kind of weird because I was only in kindergarten at the time. Dyed blue hair. On the pale side. She worked at a carnival running the ferris wheel even though we never had one where I live. I don't remember a single thing we talked about, just deep unending sadness when she died. I still feel it when I think of her.
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b28dff No.684553
>>684530
Well, OP points it out and says the spooks either wanted to murder him harder or made fun of him.
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9162de No.684632
>be me
>be on a school trip
>hotel is on top of a mountain
>inna woods
>2 kilometers from the town
The entire class of 10 year olds would sprint up hill the last half kilometer because there were wolves and mosquitos the size of your fist all along that stretch of road.
I always found it funny because I was a bit less retarded and knew the local wolves weren't going to attack a group of 80 very loud people on a well lit road that sees semi-regular automobile travel when there's no shortage of small and medium sized critters in the woods.
Also mosquitos that large are female and don't attack.
The benefits of having competent parents that have actually experienced the world outside of urban convenience cannot be overstated.
>spoopy shit
A couple of guests committed a double suicide like 2 days after we arrived for our first trip(we went there every winter for 4 years in a row) and people, including adults, would always come up with ghost stories about how they were visited in the night or saw people staring at them through the windows or heard clacking noises coming from their balcony.
What those people probably didn't know is that it was really easy to travel between balconies and floors by jumping between them and we'd literally do that all the time to play dice at 2AM(so well past bedtime) and spy on the girls(although the girls tended to spy on us more, which I always found a bit weird. Then again I used to run around chasing people with my peniscopter). Looking back our entire generation was full of some real creeps and weirdos.
So I suppose you could say we wuz ghosts and shiiet.
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2b44ec No.684637
>>684632
>Also mosquitos that large are female and don't attack
While, a female is certainly the larger of the genders, anon, they're the ones that bite.
>The benefits of having competent parents that have actually experienced the world outside of urban convenience cannot be overstated.
Quite
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425d84 No.684866
>>684632
>>684637
The large mosquitos are male and feed on nectar.
The small mosquitos are female, and use blood to fuel the spawn cycle.
That's pretty much the only thing that's common across all mosquito species. Type of nectar or what animal the blood comes from, what kind of water they lay their eggs, the shape of the eggs, what the nymph looks like and feeds on, if the male impregnates one female or a thousand…. almost everything else among the mosquito species is really different. They've been here since there was creatures with blood on land to feed on, and they're probably the most divergent multicellular species on the planet.
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d895a9 No.684869
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425d84 No.684880
>>684869
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mosquito
>Adult mosquitoes usually mate within a few days after emerging from the pupal stage. In most species, the males form large swarms, usually around dusk, and the females fly into the swarms to mate.
>Males typically live for about 5–7 days, feeding on nectar and other sources of sugar. After obtaining a full blood meal, the female will rest for a few days while the blood is digested and eggs are developed. This process depends on the temperature, but usually takes two to three days in tropical conditions. Once the eggs are fully developed, the female lays them and resumes host-seeking.
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d895a9 No.684887
>>684880
You sure proved that males are larger than females, and you sure proved that
>While, a female is certainly the larger of the genders, anon, they're the ones that bite
to be a false statement
by quoting random text that has zero fucking relationship to the argument at hand (other than trying to support a statement you made that no one claimed otherwise, and the second image from
>>684869
already supported
Apply a tourniquet to you neck.
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425d84 No.684895
>>684887
Females are the ones that feed on blood, do you get bitten by the 1/8th inch mosquito or the 2 inch mosquito? What the hell is it with people recently unable to use basic reasoning abilities, are you faggots all deprived of oxygen.
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d895a9 No.684897
>>684895
Maybe this will all make sense once you graduate from your homeschool. Seriously: stay in school, faggot.
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425d84 No.684926
>>684897
Maybe if I was homeschooled by your rapey low IQ parents I could confuse an insect literally feeding off me for something else.
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d895a9 No.684933
>>684926
Here we go again: I'll spoonfeed you, you fucking moron.
>>684632
>There were wolves and mosquito(e)s the size of your fist all along that stretch of road
lets ignore that wolves are the size your fist, and focus only on the mosquitoes, shall we?
>Also mosquito(e)s that large are female and don't attack
Okay, the size of your fist is clearly bigger than 1/8" so he's clearly imlying here that THE LARGER mosquitoes are the females, then directly stating THAT FEMALE MOSQUITOES DON'T ATTACK (drink blood).
This was called out, and corrected in
>>684637
By stating that yes, indeed, females are the larger of the two sexes, but that there was an error, in which females DO DRINK BLOOD. This implies that it's the males that DON'T DRINK BLOOD (attack).
You then dove into the topic, with
>>684866
>The large mosquito(e)s are male and feed on nectar
which while it disagreed with part of >>684632, and therefore was partly right, you were still wrong, by stating that the males were larger than females, as they are smaller (and drink nectar solely).
Still following me, dipshit? We're not done yet, so get up, stretch your legs, grab something to drink; it's undoubtedly taken you a while to get this far.
Okay, now >>684869 comes along with a picture just for you, to make things easier for your thick skull to absorb the information: a female mosquito, next to a male mosquito. This was to show the size comparison between the two. Admittedly, it would have made things easier for you to digest, if I had drawn over the image, with a male and female gender icon next to each, so you didn't have to read the lower portion. The next image is text, from a pest control site. This states that females are LARGER than males, AND they DRINK BLOOD, whereas the males are smaller, and don't. The rest of the information pertaining to what males subsist on is irrelevant at this point, as it's not the topic of this discussion.
>>684880 This fucking world class post comes along, that adds fuckall to the discussion that hasn't already been divulged (accurately) in other posts (mine).
>>684895
Then you wonderfully regrouped with
>Females are the ones that feed on blood
Great, so you get the super fundemental idea here that females are parasites. Then you attempt to imply that you somehow understand which sized mosquito is which, while not identifying your prior stances of them being smaller than males (incorrect).
Crack a book, nigger.
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f4cc5f No.684952
>freshman year of high school
>friend of mine is staying over because its summer
>stay up till around one in the morning playing vidya
>decide to go for a walk
>its a walk we've both been on quite a bit
>no chance of getting lost and leads to the top of a hill with an amazing view of the stars
>about half way up the hill hear a strange noise like a bark, but not like a dog or coyote
>its coming from the side of the neighboring mountain
>noises would come in about 15-30 sec intervals
cant for the life of me remember exactly what it sounded like but I've never heard anything like it before or since. It didn't sound like a lion or a coyote. I've lived in the sticks my whole life so I've heard those plenty. And i remember it having a pretty low pitch.
>from the sounds its moving down the hill, pretty fast too.
>"hey anon lets get out of here, i have a bad feeling about this."
>agree and we both nope back to the house
nothing really came of it and i suppose it could've been an animal i just haven't heard before. the weird thing is that it was years ago and Ive never heard anything that strange sounding again. Probably nothing but it spooked us so i figured id share.
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ebbae7 No.684956
>>669863
Do you have the pt.II he was talking about?
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39dfa3 No.684992
>>684952
>posts on /k/
>didn't grab his gun and go out to hunt this thing
Pathetic.
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425d84 No.685018
>>684933
>you were still wrong, by stating that the males were larger than females
But that's not wrong, the male mosquitos are much larger than females. I for one have never been bitten by the larger type of mosquito, the one that's an inch to a few inches long. I've only ever been bitten by the tiny mosquitos.
Ergo the males are the larger type, I don't need 1000 word wall to prove I'm right, I just need people to read a few words and put 1+1 together.
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ce5443 No.685028
>>685018
Stop fucking insisting, faggot. Males and females have no noticeable size difference within most species, especially not notable ones. If you want people to take your leafposting seriously post a fucking source for your claim.
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461b3b No.685053
>>685018
I think you're thinking of crane flies. I thought you were right because I've been told that before, googled it, turns out the males are actually a lot smaller. The male mosquitoes still don't bite, but they are smaller.
Assuming you aren't just leafposting, google it and see.
>>685028
Species have varying degrees of sexual dimorphism.
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c5934a No.685095
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425d84 No.685116
>>685028
>no size difference
lolno, I'm not going to stop telling the truth because it bothers you. Even if you think the truth is "shitposting" and I "shat up the thread" because some faggots like yourself couldn't handle basic facts. Reality doesn't care about conformity, if it rubs some people wrong, if everyone on this board, website and internet is bothered by it, I don't give a fuck.
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0e8da7 No.685121
>>685116
>posts picture of gollywhopper
>implies he's intelligent and knows what it is
>Maybe if I was homeschooled by your rapey low IQ parents I could confuse an insect literally feeding off me for something else.
Maybe your rapey low IQ parents should have taught you instead of raping you.
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ce5443 No.685284
>>685116
That's a crane fly, you retard, that's an entirely different family of nematoceran flies.
>>685053
>Species have varying degrees of sexual dimorphism.
Economically important, aka relevant and frequently seen, are not sexually recognised by size, at least not casualy.
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ce5443 No.685286
>>685284
>Economically important culicid species
Fix'd. Sorry can't delete post for some reason.
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265cc9 No.685287
>>685284
>>685286
Fellow gyroman, I never expected you to have bug autism
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ce5443 No.685303
>>685287
My bachelour's thesis was in entomology.
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809888 No.685310
>>650077
Truck driver
Driving through the ass end of Nevada, somewhere between 12-3 am. Area is just spooky as fuck.
Start thinking about skinwalkers and shit.
Come around a corner, there's a steep hill/cliff on one side. A fully erect black furry thing turns its head and looks at me.
I completely lose my shit.
>It's a fucking black cow trying to climb this sheer cliff. Just looked like it was standing on two legs.
I'll never forget when I discovered how completely unprepared I am for crazy shit to appear. Always thought I could handle it. Nope.
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4c62ad No.685333
Other than weird ass lights (not gonna talk about, its deep shit, spooky to me & happening right now)
Theres a sound of a rock being throw, it happens right around my house
I live in the suburbs so theres a lot of houses near me, the other houses always get a rock thrown at them
Its mostly at night, but every now & then when its still daylight, but not in the afternoon or morning
Its usually at a specific house, but its happened around other houses & at my shed
Theres no explainable way it could happen, it starts up in places where its not possible
It once hit one of those watercooler bottles I had next to my shed & it was loud as fuck
Again, theres no explainable reason it could be happening, my father & I have almost recreated the sound before, but it was really hard
I had to drop the rock on a sheet of wood to get it right, It reminds me of the accounts of how demons can just summon falling rocks at houses, it like the rocks just appear in air
Its not niggers or anything, it happens in total silence & near me in areas I know for a fact nothing is there, and theres nothing that can cause any sounds similar either, no animals, no machinery, no people, no weather, nothing
spooky
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4c62ad No.685335
>>685333
In my house, for a bit, there was something my family & I called the wall ghost
It was a ghost that would appear in the doorway, peeking it's head through for a split second
Its only happened a few times, but we got a lot out of it
The first time, my father thought it was me, he checked, wasn't me
He said it had a child like white round face
It happened again to him (kinda) but mostly just forgotten about
Then one night it happened to me
I was laying in bed, about to fall asleep, but I saw something peek though the doorway
My room was dark, but the wall in the hallway was lit up
I saw the outline of it
Going by that info, that means its affected by light, as if its not just some ethereal ghost, but say a dimensional traveler
That was the last time we really saw it
It was the first time I ever saw a ghost of any kind
It wasn't a normal occurrence, stuff like this doesn't happen to us
My family has had spooky ghost shit before, but not at this house
I call it the wall ghost because researching around, I saw about now the japs got a oni for when theres holes in the walls; the first time it was seen, there was a hole in the wall right where it would have came from
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4c62ad No.685338
>>685335
One last tale for now from what my family has experienced at other houses
The house where this happened was already really fucking haunted, weird smells, sounds, shadows, shit disappearing literally the second you turn 360
Weird fucking shit
>be like midnight
>Livingroom
>My father was reworking his sleep schedule to nights (shit job at the time), he was playing runescape
>My grandmother was on the couch awake
<OUTTA FUCKING NOWHERE
<UNHINGED RABID BARKING AT THE DOOR
>wtf
>father & grandma look at eachother
>wtf
>father opens door, turns porchlight on
>sees absolutely nothing
During the time, he was sweeping the desert sand infront of the house to see footprints; we'd see a fuckload of tracks, crackheads, wildlife, pets, etc
>no signs of any dog
>no footprints
>NO REASON THERE WOULD BE A DOG
>spooked
This happened to my mother at the same house
>be in bathroom cleaning
>place toiletpaperroll on toilet
>perfectly still
>perfectly normal
>turn head away
>turn head back
>its fucking gone
>look everywhere
>it
>aint
>fucking
>anywhere
>maximum spook
Funnily enough, even though I was a toddler at the time, nothing at all happened to me
I have great memory & I was quite talkative because very alone life, so if I saw anything, I would have said something
Its pretty funny to me that the time I finally see a "ghost" is when I was like 16
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4c62ad No.685341
>>685338
I lied about this being the last one
This is the last one
This has been happening recently
Its to do with the lights
Sometimes theres light that just appear on the ground or around
Like an LED flash outta nowhere
They all happen at night
>be me
>be on computer
>out of the side of my view see flash & hear the sound of a lightbaulb going out (that signature clink)
>theres no lights where the flash happened
>there was no sound playing at the time from PC or anything else
>weird
This happened to my dad
Hes seen the ground lights most
>around 2 in the morning
>be outside, looking at night sky
>dark as fuck
>scratch leg & look down for a second
>theres a fucking bluish light shining from behind me
>turn around
>nothing
>no possible explanation
theres also lights that appear in the sky in fucked up unexplained ways
My father works on aircraft & he can tell you what aircraft look like
We got a huge flightpath right next to where we live
The lights we see are NOT any not aircraft
last thing
>be me
>morning
>look up at sky
>beautiful clouds, the type where you can see all the tiers of them
>where I'm at, its a open space for clouds
>like said, absolutely beautiful sunny day
>see "black plastic bag floating in the wind"
>wait
>thats way too high
>its higher than planes
>its not a bag either
>its a fucking black cube
>ITS FUCKING HUGE
>thing is soaring trough the sky in random paths, like a leaf in the wind
>can see it soaring through the tiers of clouds
>flies off after a bit
>what the fuck
It has to be at the least 500ft square from how fucking huge it was & how high it was
It both changed me & didn't, its weird
I fucking know what I saw
Theres all kinds of other weird UFO's where I live, but for now I don't want to talk about them
It doesn't feel right talking on the internet about them, its probably nothing, but still
Once you see it, you just can't unsee it, and theres a lot of that where I am
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cc6fc5 No.685344
>>684952
Fox bark sounds like a mixture of a dog barking and a man yelling. Foxes make some really fucking weird noises.
But, atleast that territorial bark/yell might explain that, if one male fox was chasing another off from his territory. Last week I had a encounter with a fox that started reeing at my corgi. It was kinda funny having a fox and a dog barking at each other.
Foxes are interesting creatures. Its always pleasant seeing them, however you always end up paying a price for encountering fox by having some misfortunate thing happen the next day. I suppose its a fair price for a instant mood improvement.
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b2a5e5 No.685375
>>685344
Fox screams sound like a woman screaming. They fuck with so many people who don't know that.
>Foxes are pleasant
No. They're vermin and you faggots should be shot along with them. They're evil little fuckers who murder everything and anything they can for no purpose other than to kill. They will kill 10 chickens just to take 1 away. Shoot the fuckers on sight.
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392299 No.685376
>>685344
>Its always pleasant seeing them, however you always end up paying a price for encountering fox by having some misfortunate thing happen the next day.
Is that some Finn superstition or something? I've never heard of foxes being bad omens.
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7d99f9 No.685381
>>685375
Do you eat the foxes you shoot? Do they taste good?
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f79bb2 No.685404
>>685344
Were the foxes actually qt girls?
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cc6fc5 No.685420
>>685375
I'd rather have thousand snakes and foxes around than deal with fucking rats, ticks and goose-shit. That a fox reks your chicken is purely a result of substandard engineering. Fox piss can't melt steelbeams.
>>685376
Purely anecdotal happenstance.
>>685404
Well yes, admittedly, playing fox puppies were rather pleasant to look at. However the one fox that has it's nest and territory around here isn't qt. He's a tough one that just refuses to die no matter what affliction he's suffering from.
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d0f331 No.685426
>>685381
Oh god, nononononono.
Foxes and any other carrion eater has every last disease in his general vicinity in his body.
You shouldn't even handle a fox you shot without plastic gloves (in case you get blood on your hands and later transfer it into a wound or any other orifice), if you eat the thing you're dead.
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98fbe4 No.685429
>>685341
I have something sorta similar
>Be me, a kid with insomnia
>About 7-8 at the time
>Up at about 1am playing gamecube
>One wall of the bedroom is entirely window, blinds barely cover them so the sky is visible
>Take a break from the game and catch a glimpse outside
>See lights in the sky, Red, Yellow, White, and Blue in a row of about three
>Yes three.
>Thought it was an helicopter or something but it stayed still aside from the lights moving in a 'line'
>Literally as if moving in a circle and I'm only catching a bit of it
>Watched it for a minute or two trying to think of what it was
>Go to get parents
>They see it too, admit they don't know what it is
>Lights go out one by one after a couple minutes of them looking at it
I know for a fact it wasn't me being a crazed child because two other people saw it. It can't have been a helicopter because there was no sound from it and they never come around here. Going off memory it would've been either over water or a power plant in the same direction but there's no way I could guess the distance.
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cf81c5 No.685430
>>685426
Huh. Didn't know that. Then again, I've never seen a wild fox before. Guess they're just good for pelts, then.
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ce5443 No.685435
>>685426
This. Rats and hedgehogs each carry two-digits of bacterial species that are potentially deadly to humans and both are staple to red foxes' diet, plus foxes often carry rabies and other carnivore diseazes and parasites that are can infect humans. Never handle a wild fox.
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913872 No.685440
>>674055
my first gf was nothing like that, she was bossy but nothing like you described
>going out to California to visit my sister, we're going to Didneylan as well
>gf wants me to bring her back something Stich-related, tell her ok (this was something I actually liked about her, she'd tell you exactly what she wanted, none of this "you decide :)" bullshit)
>while I'm at Yidneyland she texts me saying to send her a picture of what I'm going to get her before I buy it
>mfw
>delete the text and pretend it never came through (I had an oldass phone so I could pull that card)
the last date we went on was a disaster from every angle so that's probably why she broke up with me
but all in all it was good, 7/10 probably
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f79bb2 No.685449
>ctrl-f 'Sleep Paralysis'
>No results
C'mon streloks, even if it's scientifically explained, that shit's still fucking spooky. After all, the word 'nightmare' came from them, since it literally means 'night demon'.
>be me, sleepy strelok
>get visited by Anubis, who peeks into my room from behind my door-curtain, before walking towards my bed.
>I'm terrified, so I pray to my goddess. Anubis, thankfully, only licks my right hand, in between my thumb and index finger
Some others, from a long while back:
>another time, a dark humanoid figure crawls on my ceiling till he reaches my bedside, and stays there staring at me.
>then another time, an old hag with a meat cleaver, dressed up as a lunch lady, chops my hand off.
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365661 No.688517
>>650111
Even though you weren't there, it assumably wasn't storming since that wasn't mentioned, it materialized indoors, and we know almost nothing about the phenomenon you claim that it was (the supposed behaviour of ball lightning is so variable and has been so sparsely observed, on what basis was it concluded that it's even the same phenomenon?) it was DEFINITELY ball lightning.
IFLSciencefags are pathetic, why not just say she was a drunk who actually saw an owl, you've got about as much basis for that. Literally the only evidence that ball lightning acts like these accounts is "skeptics" hearing about them and saying "that's ball lightning".
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365661 No.688518
>>685449
It hasn't been thoroughly scientifically explained, but like "ball lightning" it has become a catch-all for credulous self described "skeptics" to dismiss anything they don't like that happened around night time.
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e938af No.688519
>>674055
If she's asking for an open relationship, she already cheated on you dude.
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