/k/ - Weapons

>>515413

If I knew anything about Nevada I'd throw whatever at it but I've got nothing on that desert.

Very nice work, will be checking in on this thread a lot. I'll help out if I see anything I can help with

Some things are best left alone, anon.

>>515425

Fuck off CIA nigger.

>>515432

Hook up with some other /K/ommandos and kill some giant badgers, anon.

>>515408

Glad to see you made the thread anon. I was the other guy posting google map images. I'm glad you pulled up all this mine shaft info it really helps narrow down the location.

>>515427

took the words out of my mouth

>>515428

>We also have a duty to discover

Which brings up what I've been wanting to bring up since the last thread while panning through google maps for that cabin. I want to put boots on the ground in that valley and mountain range.

Detractors: I'm currently dealing with a hurricane and I'm used to camping/hiking in the smokey mountains not the high and dry desert.

So I don't know the best times of year to plan a trip any Nevada fags want to help a florida fag out with tips and tricks for your neck of the woods?

>>515453

Does missing 411 also have a case file on this guy? If not I want it. Because the article doesn't have enough info.

But just base don your green text that boy didn't die from hypothermia. You're 100% on the august temps http://www.usclimatedata.com/climate/elko/nevada/united-states/usnv0024

a low of 60 degrees is definitely not super cold weather and its not a the kind of conditions that if you go to sleep in and then wake up hypothermic and get all confused undress and jump off a cliff.

I'd also like to know that cliff height its obviously not tall enough for the fall to have killed him if the cops think it was hypothermia over jumping off a cliff.

>>515453

When it comes to mines you've got the large industrial complexes and smaller holes in the side of the mountain dug by X amount of guys until they can't get at what they're going for anymore with what they've got or the mine itself went dry after hitting paydirt.

>>515453

>just by staying moving

Not really, he starts feeling hypothermia and starts stripping down. Starts with something like just their hat, then get colder and the symptoms starts becoming more obvious, then more articles of clothing start coming off. So now temperatures that normally wouldn't kill you with his original clothing and moving does because you've stripped yourself because you feel hot because of the hypothermia, causing hypothermia to get you even easier. Then you have to take in consideration the other symptoms of hypothermia, confusion and clumsiness comes to mind. The idea off someone stripping naked and, not so much jumping off the cliff, but staggering and falling off the cliff? It's very much possible.

I think you're trying to add spoops that aren't there.

>>515494

See >>515478

How did the dogs miss this kids body? I could 100% see this situation if it was winter, but that body should have been our there for ~2 weeks in the summer.

>>515496

I don't know much about canines sense of smell to know. But to use that as evidence of spoops? It's flimsy.

>>515494

Thats bullshit. because every time I've gone out and conditions changed that I didn't take into account specifically the weather getting colder and wet than I had thought it would. being asleep in both of those situations I woke up because I started shivering (because thats a basic uncontrollable reaction) and either started a fire or stayed up moving all night to stay warm. You have to get to moderate or sever hypothermia before you start stripping off your clothing. Your body turns on survival mode way before that. And that point you change up your behavior to accommodate the change in environment. You don't just sit there and get progressively cold until you dying. moderate hypothermia doesn't just creep up on you first thing. You have to go through a lot of stuff before you reach that point which should be obvious at his camp site. Which is why I'd like to see the police report to see if those things are present at the camp site.

>>515498

If you're moving around and sweating you could trick yourself to the point that you're not actually cold, because sweating is usually associated with heat.

The report says he died of hypothermia, the strange behaviors he might've done is easily explained by hypothermia, therefore it's very safe to assume HYPOTHERMIA.

He's not you and you're not him, so to use your anecdote and say that applies to everyone is just not an argument. Sure what I described doesn't happen to everyone, but it has happened to some people, and it could've happened to this kid. It's makes more sense that it was a badger spoop that killed him and stripped him naked and just left him there.

>>515501

Fine and fair. Still doesn't change the odd location of his body, or explain how everyone missed it.

Again this story would make 100% sense in the winter, but it was in the middle of the summer, with teams of dogs within 100 feet of a rotting body.

Consider also, wouldn't you aggressively search the area surrounding his supplies in an every enlarging circle looking for tracks or other clues, or the body itself? How did it take them 4 days to search 100 square feet around his clothes?

>>515501

I'm not saying it's badger spoobs that killed him i just find the case the other anon presented as strange which is why I want to acquire the police reports instead of making an assumption.

>the instinctual behavior of my body when it gets cold is anecdotal evidence

unless theres something biological incorrect with a person the vast majority of don't just sit still and let moderate hypothermia occur to them. Which IS WHY I SAID I WANT THE POLICE REPORT SO I CAN CONFIRM OR DENY THIS. Spoobs is a possibility no one has said definitely that its spoobs. Which is why this is a DIGGING THREAD. TO LOCATE MORE EVIDENCE

>>515502

That's completely fair on those points and like I said before I don't know, that is strange. Incompetence is what comes to mind but that's not that great of an answer of course.

>>515503

Report said death was caused by hypothermia.

>the instinctual behavior of my body when it gets cold is anecdotal evidence

>tells a personal story of what you did when you started showing signs of hypothermia while sleeping

>somehow not anecdotal evidence

It's anecdotal evidence. I'm not saying it's invalid evidence, I'm saying it's not an argument to disprove that the strange behaviors of a kid who died of hypothermia was caused by hypothermia.

>>515504

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypothermia

"Efforts to increase body temperature involve shivering, increased voluntary activity"

is what happens BEFORE mild hypothermia. Which is what I was exemplifying with my story. That not wanting to die to the cold is a normal human response, not anecdotal evidence and that there should be evidence of this in the report. Which is my point no one just sits in their sleeping bag sits up starts undressing and jumps off a cliff. My point was not that that some how proves badger man showed up with a hard on a decide it was rape and homicide time.

>>515506

That'd be assuming he was sleeping before experiencing hypothermia, which is something you don't know. You're injecting your own experiences with mild hypothermia in a case where someone died of hypothermia. Sure if you look at it like that, it's silly to think that he stripped from mild hypothermia and died. What's more likely however is he was hiking and sweating, so he started stripping clothing because of the sweat. He's starts going into even worse hypothermia and starts become disorientated, confused, strips naked and dies.

>>515508

He was ok less than 8 hours before he went missing. He traveled 3-4 miles over extremely harsh terrain, before mysteriously jumping off a cliff, failing to break a bone, and then died due to hypothermia.

>>515510

Not breaking a bone while jumping off a cliff is weird, but not impossible. Yeah traveling extremely harsh terrain would make someone sweat a lot.

>>515508

> You're injecting your own experiences with mild hypothermia in a case where someone died of hypothermia.

then please enlighten me when he died of hypothermia hiking around in 90 degree weather in a desert where your sweat actually evaporates? the only time the temperature actually gets low is at night and at that point its hovering around 50 degrees. Not saying hypothermia can't happen at 50 degrees. Just saying hypothermia isn't going to happen at least until night and no ones hiking around once the sun goes down especially on difficult terrain.

>>515517

He was hiking in the mountains not the desert. Averages for Elko country are indeed 90 degrees. Elevation changes temperature by 3.57 degrees F per 1000 feet gained. Ruby Mountains at its peak is 11k feet, which is 50 degrees at the peak on an average day in August. Of course he wasn't at the top of the mountain, but neither was in in the desert. The average high the day he might've went missing was 100 degrees, the average low was 51. He was out scouting for deer, so it's safe to assume that he went out pretty early in the morning, during the cooler times.

>>515518

>but is far greater a distance than most people could or would travel while hypothermic.

I've never been in a situation where I've been in such a bad state of hypothermia where I've started becoming extremely confused and disorientated, but that could give you the answer. As to the pictures provided, how high in elevation is that?

>>515700 (checked)

CIA niggers at their finest.

>>515521

I'm not entirely sure of the peak altitude, but I do know the distance between the peak and the general area where his body was found is in excess of 4 miles (hiking that distance probably would have been double). I also don't know exactly where the kids body was found which makes it kinda difficult to determine the total decent and distance. However its fair to assume it was 3-5k foot decent and that he made this trek in less than 8 hours before succumbing to hypothermia.

I can't see a path from the peak to where his body was recovered that wouldn't have included a couple severe uphill climbs either. I've done my share of forced ruck marches, at ranger standard time and weight, over moderately hilly terrain. I just don't see how this kid could have covered that distance (6-12 miels) in the middle of the night, and then died of hypothermia. Just doesn't make any sense.

>>515700

that was smegmaking btw.

did YOU ever write a novel about if trayvon martin had lived?

>>515765

Got a pdf?

>>515765

>implying I give a shit about some faggot eceleb

I'm glad you got so invested in my request to investigate further into this story. Too bad I don't live in Nevada, I'd love to go exploring.

Finally finished going through your questions to my uncle, I posted in the other thread since this seems specific, but here's a link:

>>516036

If you really want to get more info on cryptids you need to find people in the Bioengineering fields. Hybrid Warriors with %'s of animal and human genetics. I heard when they breed these things they get loose every once in a while and mine shafts are a favorite habitat of these types of creatures. Difficult to extract once they find a hole deep in the Earth.

>>516038

Thanks so much for your responses anon. Since everyone's really intrigued by this badger monster in Northern Nevada, can you or your uncle shed any light as to what it is?

>>516105

I did ask him while we were talking but he said he couldn't cause it'd violate an agreement he has with the "warlocks."

Wouldn't go into any more detail than that. All I know is he's not talking about the biker gang.

>>516038

>>516118

I posted this in the other thread, reposting. Thank your uncle for me, whether he answers or not. He has already confirmed a few suspicions I had.

I have a few questions, if your uncle is still there.

First, some background:

>land is in nw WA

>dad bought it in the 90s from the family of the original homesteaders (who got here 120-150 years ago, until then it was uninhabited.

>nearest indians would be the lummi

>right next to woods, part of property still wetlands

>less than 30 minutes on foot (walking gently) to uninterrupted dense forest stretching all the way into the cascades

>has become more developed recently, but still see deer, coyotes often. Mountain lions aren't unheard of. so it is by no means urban.

Now the problem:

I have only seen it once, when I was quite young. We'd had a bonfire, which was dying. About 20 yards away in the edge of the firelight, I saw a shadow, with nothing casting it. It was half crouching, and about 6 feet tall even then, so it could be up to 7 or 7.5 feet. sturdy build. It seemed hairy or furry. What I remember most was that it had either pointed ears or short, squat horns. No tail. Humanoid joint structure. Pointed fingers. It watched for a while after I saw it, then disappeared when I glanced away.

Since then I have only felt or heard things, as has my dad. It seems to have a perverse love of looking in through the windows.

>late at night

>watching tv/reading book

>huge windows in living room

>feel a deep sense of wrong, almost terror

>cover windows, feel better

This has happened to both of us

>one night, feel it again

>don't cover the windows

>feels worse

>suddenly look at window

>fucking eyes, reflective, staring just over sill

>nope, grab bowie

>gone

>cat is cowering under my chair

A few years ago, I felt this happening in my bedroom, like it was trying to get in, so following the advice of books on folklore (specifically regarding fairies) put up mountain ash twigs bound with red thread, iron pieces, and salt on my windows and door, as well as painting crosses using charcoal, from fir tree that was at least 120 years old.

It mostly stopped in my room.

Some nights it just feels evil outside, like you're being followed. You just don't go out on those nights.

My dad said the feelings's like that of the "jumbies/jambies/joombi" (don't know how to spell it) he heard of in New Orleans.

My question is, what is it? and, how do I make it fuck off?

My other questions are:

Is a Garand effective to fuck up a spook?

Is wrought iron better than steel for a cross?

Has your uncle heard of kushtakas (a local indian otter demon which shapeshifts into dead family and friends to convince you to go with it, eventually turning you into one) a skinwalker, or if not, what?

What lives at crater lake?

Does the symbol of thor's hammer offer any protection (considering thor's role as a troll fighter)?

Do blades that were used in an existential war have the same effects as guns (i.e. bayonets or a KABAR from world war 2?

If I ever suspected that someone I saw in the woods was hunting skinwalkers, how would I reassure them that I didn't want to eat them and wear their skin?

Sorry if the formatting is weird or I ramble. Writing it out has me a little bit on edge.

>>516123

Shit! Meant to ask:

>Has your uncle heard of kushtakas (a local indian otter demon which shapeshifts into dead family and friends to convince you to go with it, eventually turning you into one), if so, is it a skinwalker, or if not, what?

>>516123

Was talking to my uncle on the phone, called him up again when I saw this, but he didn't answer, he's probably asleep. I'll try to call him in the morning anon.

>>516130

Many thanks.

>>516123

And he called me back.

>No matter what happens, try to be as calm as possible.

>From what you're describing I'd advice VERY STRONGLY against any attempts at direct confrontation. There are a few possibilities to what this could be, but the most likely is a demon.

>Demons are quite a bit more dangerous than cryptids, weapons used in an existential war have about as much effect as a bee sting, but, thankfully, they operate on some pretty stringent rules.

>In order to ascertain if it's a demon or not I need you to take a plastic cup, fill it with half vinegar half water and then put in a pinch of salt. Place it by your living room window. If after you've felt this presence again the salt is floating to the top, then you have a demon and you need a priest's intervention, either Catholic or Orthodox whichever of the two is more agreeable to your own beliefs.

>If the salt turns black, it may do this as you're preparing, you need to leave the house immediately, begging St. Joseph very loudly to see you safely through, your personal beliefs be damned. Do not return until you have a priest in tow. You are better off not knowing what that indicates.

>If neither happens then you've dodged a significant bullet. At that point all you really need to do is nail an iron wrought cross on the tree closest to where you saw the creature as a child (preferably during the hour of 3pm, but definitely while the sun's out). It won't pass that boundary and I'll make sure my friend in WA is aware of the situation.

>A few years ago, I felt this happening in my bedroom, like it was trying to get in, so following the advice of books on folklore (specifically regarding fairies) put up mountain ash twigs bound with red thread, iron pieces, and salt on my windows and door, as well as painting crosses using charcoal, from fir tree that was at least 120 years old.

<That it stopped is a good sign for it being a fae, thankfully.

>Some nights it just feels evil outside, like you're being followed. You just don't go out on those nights.

<Good.

>My dad said the feelings's like that of the "jumbies/jambies/joombi" (don't know how to spell it) he heard of in New Orleans.

<Jumbie or Jumbee, and those are easy to deal with, we'll come to that if the cross on the tree doesn't work.

>Is a Garand effective to fuck up a spook?

<If it saw WW2 yes, but it won't do shit if it's a demon.

>Is wrought iron better than steel for a cross?

<Yes.

>Has your uncle heard of kushtakas (a local indian otter demon which shapeshifts into dead family and friends to convince you to go with it, eventually turning you into one) a skinwalker, or if not, what?

<They're Imps. Don't worry about them, they're impotent unless you go with them.

>What lives at crater lake?

<A demon, we think.

>Does the symbol of thor's hammer offer any protection (considering thor's role as a troll fighter)?

<Not against what you're looking at.

>Do blades that were used in an existential war have the same effects as guns (i.e. bayonets or a KABAR from world war 2?

<Yes, I actually keep a KA-BAR on me when I hunt. A friend of mine in Florida even uses an old cavalry sabre.

>If I ever suspected that someone I saw in the woods was hunting skinwalkers, how would I reassure them that I didn't want to eat them and wear their skin?

<Don't worry about that, unless you make a habit of bathing in a deer's stomach acid, he'll be able to tell. That said, if he's hunting you'll never see him.

>>516134

Will follow instructions and report back. For whatever reason, I think a land spirit of some sort is more likely than demon, as I only experience it on and directly around the property.

A few other things I remembered:

>Never felt presence during rain, wind, or falling snow

>Frogs and frog croaking drive off the presence temporarily

I also have seen apparitions of cats around the property, one, about bobcat size, long furred, pure white, very playful, I only ever see it out of the corner of my eye.

The other was a seemingly real reappearance of a cat who died near that spot about 10 years ago. It vanished while I watched it.

Also, how do I get a priest, if necessary?

>>516134

Different ID than the other thread, which is why a tripcode should have been used (yes they are gay).

Could you have your uncle review this thread and tell us what he thinks of our nevada cryptid(s). Further, as a bit of proof of legitimacy, could you have him draw/write the nahuatl script referenced in the other thread.

>>516134

I don't suppose we could talk Uncle Spookhunter into compiling a list of "Shit that's supposed to detect, ward against, repel, harm, or otherwise fuck with cryptids, fey, demons, spirits, et al", and more importantly, explanations as to how and why?

Because folklore, popular or otherwise, contains a massive fustercluck of different charms and rituals purported to have certain effects on certain 'things' in certain situations. Sometimes overlapping, sometimes contradictory, often, very specific.

And that's not before you get into a hundred years of conflation and misinterpretation. For example, "white ash" (the tree) becoming "white ashes" (from a campfire).

>>516141

>Never felt presence during rain, wind, or falling snow

<That’s like 2/3s the year for NW WA right? But no, unfortunately, that doesn’t necessarily rule a demon out, just makes him less likely.

>Frogs and frog croaking drive off the presence temporarily

<THAT is very strange. Not bad, just… strange.

>I also have seen apparitions of cats around the property, one, about bobcat size, long furred, pure white, very playful, I only ever see it out of the corner of my eye.

<That’s a good sign.

>The other was a seemingly real reappearance of a cat who died near that spot about 10 years ago. It vanished while I watched it.

<It’s starting to sound like your house rests on a leyline. You can just google how to deal with that if you want, they're not complex.

> Also, how do I get a priest, if necessary?

<Call your local diocese and say you need to report a possible demonic infestation. They’ll want to ask you a bunch of questions, just be sure to insist on meeting with a priest at the very least.

>>516237

>Different ID than the other thread, which is why a tripcode should have been used (yes they are gay).

I don’t know how to do that, but I’ll look into setting one up.

>Could you have your uncle review this thread and tell us what he thinks of our nevada cryptid(s).

He said he can’t help with Nevada, something about an agreement he has.

> Further, as a bit of proof of legitimacy, could you have him draw/write the nahuatl script referenced in the other thread.

<I’ll probably fail that. But if I remember right it was phonetically “Quitlaelnequi nacatl.”

I had him text that to me.

>>516270

>I don't suppose we could talk Uncle Spookhunter into compiling a list of "Shit that's supposed to detect, ward against, repel, harm, or otherwise fuck with cryptids, fey, demons, spirits, et al", and more importantly, explanations as to how and why?

He says he’ll get into it if he finds the time. It won’t be this month though.

>>516134

>If the salt turns black, it may do this as you're preparing, you need to leave the house immediately, begging St. Joseph very loudly to see you safely through, your personal beliefs be damned. Do not return until you have a priest in tow. You are better off not knowing what that indicates.

Even if we are pagan? Will a Christian saint come at the call of a pagan or non Christian?

>>516134

>If the salt turns black, it may do this as you're preparing, you need to leave the house immediately, begging St. Joseph very loudly to see you safely through, your personal beliefs be damned. Do not return until you have a priest in tow. You are better off not knowing what that indicates.

Even if we are pagan? Will a Christian saint come at the call of a pagan or non Christian?

>>516289

>leyline

Actually, that makes sense. The house is near the course of the old road settlers used to get into the valley.

>>516432

I'm not a skinwalker. What I meant was, if I were out on a primitive camping trip, and it had been a while since I set out, I would be smelly, shaggy, and dirty. If I see other people, particularly armed ones, I stalk up to near them, to ensure I'm not walking into someone's weed grow or poaching operation. I thought that that might cause me to resemble a skinwalker enough to get shot at by someone hunting them.

So in short I wouldn't worry about it, anon

Wish I was in Nevada to explore these mineshafts. I wish E-Zed was still around to confirm the location.

>>516533

1. You have to go back.

2. The QTDDTOT (or however it's spelled) is much better suited for your questions.

3. This is cripplechan. If I'm reading your post correctly, you came from 4/k/, which would be either halfchan or cuckchan.

4. Semantics aside, if you aren't a complete faggot, you might be allowed to stay.

>>516536

>QTDDTOT

ok thanks, ill try there

>cripple chan

I thought it could be used either way tbh, but I always assumed it alluded more to 4/k/, because 4 is only half of 8…idk, my autism

>>516541

Don't forget that the website runs every bit as well as hotwheel's legs do.

>>516554

I'm pretty sure it's illegal to import monkeys without a license, so good luck with that.

>>516554

>has a fuckhuge forest taking up most of his country

>a forest with many places that have never seen human eyes

>a forest that more than likely has cannibal tribes still living in it

>wants to come to another country to go innawoods

>>516565

>has a fuckhuge forest taking up most of his country

>a forest with many places that have never seen human eyes

>a forest that more than likely has cannibal tribes still living in it

>wants to come to another country to go innawoods

I am pretty sure that the temperate weather plus the oh-so-good 2nd Amendment is what Brazilnon is after.

>>516533

>wants to know more about/how to "8 /k/".

Don't take this the wrong way, but what you need to to is to LURK MOAR.

Read past threads to get to know the gist of this board. Be knowledgeable about your laws as especially as your gun laws and rights. As for the spoops, try really hard not to get involved but at the same time be knowledgeable about the occult.

TL;DR: Read. It is good for you.

>>516289

I had a question for Uncle about salt. Does an entity need to be aware of the presence of the salt for it to have an effect on them? Would it be effective to just have salt in all your pockets to keep them away?

What if you made some kind of "portable salt ring" by making a belt that has salt in it?

Also, does it matter what kind of salt it is? Does regular cheap iodized table salt work, or would you need some legit sea salt? Is it just the concept of the salt that's doing the work, or is there a physical element as well?

Nephew anon, please thank uncle anon for me too. His responses are much appreciated.

>>516134

>Demons are quite a bit more dangerous than cryptids, weapons used in an existential war have about as much effect as a bee sting, but, thankfully, they operate on some pretty stringent rules.

What are some of those rules? Can a demon do as it pleases to whom it pleases (within the rules), or are there things people do that lead to getting possessed?

>You are better off not knowing what that indicates.

"You" as in just the anon facing it or people in general?

"Better off not knowing" as in the act of knowing about it is akin to speaking the cannibal spirit's name, or he'd freak out if he knew which contradicts:

>No matter what happens, try to be as calm as possible.

>preferably during the hour of 3pm, but definitely while the sun's out

Trees + 3pm was also mentioned in >>512930, what's the significance of that hour? Do spirits observe daylight savings time?

>>516779

What about were-jaguars? I heard you have them.

>>516779

Sounds operator as fuck, the only thing you are lacking is guns. Buy one from your neighborhood gang member and go innawoods m8, remember to take videos

>>516779

>Biggest causes of disappearances.

How would they know necessarily? I mean, would it be easy to hide murder that way in Brazil? I know South American countries had issues with the desaparecidos but I don't know if that was ever an issue in Brazil. I know sometimes in America they hunt the animal in question and see if it has human remains to know for sure if it's in question. Not trying to take someone to Brazil to ghost them, honestly, just curious if someone goes missing for a few days in Brazil if the police just go ahhh fucking jaguars again?!

>>516849

>South American countries had issues with the desaparecidos.

If you mean my country, those things are mostly lefty propaganda and i'm pretty sure those "missing people" numbers are inflated. I don't know about Brazil tho.

>>516779

Link to A E S T H E T I C samba?

>>516565

Bear in mind, this shit hole has a very VERY low culture of innawoods, people here hate that, in most states. Also the government in both federal and state level goes out of their way to forbid you to go in moat good innawoods places. But my state has plenty of good woods to go, the biggest problem is gas, you will spend a LOT on gas, researching places to go and, obviously, niggers. The man problem is niggers.

Amazon in the other hand is an entire new problem. Illegal wood companies, illegal mining companies, local tribes, reclusive tribes, drug plantation, wild life, plenty of disease. Going into the Amazon is not a day outdoors, is mostly SOF tryouts for the pleb.

Yours innawoods on the other hand are heaven, yes there is danger, yes it can have some niggers/crackheads, but they are gigantic,there is an vivid and bog culture of outdoor life, and people will go out of their way to help you in most cases. Your laws are also superior. The gear is superior and cheaper. The food is superior and cheaper.

> tl;dr your country is one of the best for innawoods life, accept some banana niggers and don't complain

>>516849

I mean disappearances in the wild. Tourists, fishermen, ranchers, hunters, this kind of thing.

There's always an investigation into these and more often than not a group of jaguars is found nearby with what's left of the poor fucks.

>>516979

Given the last spoo/k/ thread is past bump limit, it would be better if you made a new thread for dumping stories instead of posting in this one. This thread is specifically for investigating the northern nevada story and related ones.

>digging suddenly stops

>>517697

The demon or whatever hasn't eaten me yet, so I'm still here.

>>517829

Even worse, the pantanal jaguar which is the one that lives here in the mid west is the largest subspecies, with some of them weighting 300 lbs.

>>517838

Yeah Hogs are a pest here too. I didn't have the opportunity to hunt one last time I visited my family in the south, though.

>>515496

Could have been extremely lucky winds. Long distance smelling seems to be reliant on winds not being ass.

>>515453

I still think there is a possibility that some state actor is behind these "imma just going to throw my clothes away here and turn up tight next to them dead after SAR teams have combed through that area"-cases.

>>517838

I am convinced there is nothing but varying degrees of misery in tropical rainforests. It is the one place that man cannot ever claim to be the absolute apex predator due to all the small things that are determined to fuck your shit up.

>>518945

They're gone now Stalgger.

This vid is a bit further north, but it's similar topography to the Ruby Mountains.

>>518990

Both Battle Creek and the northern location?

>>516777

>777

K-kek? is that you?

>>516777

Dangerously unchecked heavenly trips.

Bumping for advice for the anon that's going innamountains to stay safe.

>>522127

Comfy story tbh.

>>522127

Did anon ever come back?

>>522393

I think that's what the second portion of his post is asking as well, anon.

>>524457

That isn't spooky, just comfy. The only way it could be terrifying is if you're the kind of subhuman trash who leaves their filth in the woods and goes out of their way to destroy natural environments.

>>524562

say that to my face, fucker, not online and see what happens. you're worse than the online rp'ing autists who stutter-type.

>>524617

You only want grass fed, free range skinwalkers anon. None of that factory farm shit.

>>517827

Interesting. I'm going to have to check this "goat man" out. Any tips Stalkers?

>itt

>everyone acts like children

>lets believe in magic!

pathetic gweilo

>>525173

>cantonese pretending he doesn't believe in magic

can't fool me bruce lee.

>>525173

>t. eats bear puke thinking it will heal him

This is a slightly retarded reply but… if Zed was so very intent on discovering anything about this, couldn't info be gathered from his father, as his father mysteriously implied he had specific knowledge of the area/spookywookystuff?

That said, is there an actual bro-op expedition taking place or was that a bunch of malarkey?

Side note: If the related stories are to also be believed, according to anon's radio interceptions it would sound like the local musketeer garrison couldn't handle these things with whatever gunz/equipment they have issued to them. Unless a lone sentry or a patrol of 1 or 2 guys got fuked, it would appear a few 18 year old virgins with shemaghs and hi point carbines wouldn't be a formidable force either. Tread lightly, my friends.

>>525289

>everything is real and nothing is fake, I believe everything I see on the internet because I'm 12 years old

Kill yourself.

>>525444

>things i dont believe in doesnt real go¥

hello achmed

>>516038

Does someone have a cap of this post? I haven't been on /k/ for a while so I didn't get a chance to see this thread.

Also I want to know more about Uncle Spoop-Hunter and how he knows all this stuff.

>>525444 (checked)

I don't even know why we're trying to communicate with the savage races, they are all uncivilized.

>>525448

It's not about belief, subhuman, it's about knowledge. I know no such creature exists that wears peoples skins to get close to them, except maybe the hebrew.

>>515411

>humans seem to have an instinctual 'flight' response to it.

its probably an intelligent alien refugee (fucking illegal alien scum) using a human repellant kind of like insect repellant so it would not be disturbed

>>525777

Like imagine that in 10000 years we achieve fast interstellar flight and we still have niggers around.

its likely some similiar atmosphere and close2 same gravity planets just happen to have huge furrybeastniggers and spacejews, thats all.

>>525782

and they feel like their hippy 420 blazing nudist lifestyle is better suited for a more primitive planet

So I’ve com back to this thread with some info. I was watching Monsterquest and they were talking about Sasquatches in the Sierra Nevada. At one point they showed a creature called the Jarbidge, which is a man eater from Shoshone myths. The Shoshone inhabited Nevada too, and when I looked up the creature online I found that there were few results for the monster but most results were for a mostly abandoned mining town called Jarbidge in…ELKO COUNTY, Nevada, the same place EZed’s story is set. I can’t find the picture online anywhere, but on the show monsterquest they showed a native drawing of a Jarbidge. Since I can’t find it online and all my screenshots look like ass, go to 10:29 in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjUsFIcbbrk

Looks awfully familiar, doesn’t it. Happy Halloween.

>>515453

>>515458

>>515496

>>515498

Some somewhat late but additional, hopefully helpful info:

>K9’s have extremely advanced tracking abilities, but they are not magic.

>Different breeds track in different styles (“air” sniff versus “ground” sniff) and sometimes sniff in different ways depending on what manner of track they’re currently doing (ie in a heavy odor vs no sign of odor).

>How long the dog(s) has been actively searching can make a huge difference as well.

>If they’re bored and done “playing,” they’re not tracking.

>Scent tracking can be completely negated or heavily affected by very simple circumstantial or weather condition.

>A dog searching a small room with a draft pushing air out of the room to a hallway will track into the hallway.

>It is up to the handler to know their dog’s behavior and apply human reasoning to the situation when such varying conditions exist.

>On a blind search for a missing person, it’s not as easy at it seems, even if the person is decaying and emitting a heavy odor.

Source: I’m a fucking handler

Also:

>Wikipedia all you want, human behavior is erratic, especially in stressful conditions.

>It could be spoop, or it could be not spoop, however it is plausible the hypothermia situation occurred.

>Another factor not mentioned by anyone is climatizing.. if his body was used to ~100 degrees conditions and now is in 50 or even low 60’s, he’s going to be a lot less apt to handle even those degrees in the wrong situation

> Adding sweat, and dozens of other factors that could affect his judgement, level of consciousness, etc, it’s not a complete rule-out that it went down that way

>In the course of my employment, I encountered an elderly man who had wandered out of a nursing home in winter time, walked around for approx 10 minutes, stripped all his clothing off, and died. It is apples to oranges in all aspects, but still a small anecdotal example of how (and how quickly) someone starts to feel like they're TOO warm as body temp drops.

Now let’s get some boys out there kill some fuckin huge notblue sonics

>>526646

Thanks for the info.

Are there any spook audio DB's? I'm trying to narrow something down…something between a squirrel and hoot owl calls. This fugger spooped me a bit tonight as I went out to measure my target, it's 18x9 torso shape.

The taunt was coming from near a charred dead opossum I had set out, hushed when I got within 100yd. Just checking now, and a hyena call is the only thing that comes close. My imagination had selected something with a k9 head, and claws. This is the second time this year I've heard it, never instilling the best feeling. At least I could see well, the moon is full tonight.

>>527304

>no video recording of it

>>515432

I too live in Nevada. Care to fight Mutant Badgers together?

>>516594

It's been a long time, but in Christian tradition, 3pm is usually considered the hour of Christ's crucifixion.

WAnon ( >>516123 ) reporting in again.

>>516134

I felt the presence again, and tried the salt thing. It just dissolved in the water as usual. Please advise (Is uncle spookhunter still alive?).

>>516594

>"Better off not knowing" as in the act of knowing about it is akin to speaking the cannibal spirit's name, or he'd freak out if he knew which contradicts:

Probably means Ol Scratch himself is about, or something of equal power and malevolence.

>>515425

You're glowing

Bump

>>528095

Probably a furry rape cult

>>532823

What I don't understand is why (((they))) try to suppress the sightings and evidence of relict Gigantopithecus populations as "conspiracy theories".

Are Gigantopitheci somehow important or are (((they))) just using zoological (((Academic consensus))) to present rednecks and White researchers as nutjobs?

>>532823

Also it's Florida.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skunk_ape

Why are there only, like, 3 cryptids from Georgia/South Carolina/Alabama? Is there something here that drives them away?

why does my country have fuck all cyptids

its just ghosts of kangs down here tbh

>>532850

we havent seen anyone in a while , maybe the monsters have stealth suits ,too

>>532900

Do you have meth heads in Hungary?

Because that looks like some naked tweaker spazzing out.

If you've ever been around those types you'd learn real quick that some of them like to get naked and run around aimlessly.

>>532900

From the distance looks like a guy wearing a light green skymask and boxers. Kinda like your average /k/ poster

>>532900

HOLY SHIT

THAT THING ISO N ONE OF THE CRYPTID VIDEOS

A BICYCLIST ENCOUNTERED IT FAR- FAR UP CLOSE.

>>532956

>Far up close

which

>>532947

>>532949

There is a reason for that small shitstorm. But other than this one pic, there are several spooky stories about the creature.

>>532956

Which one?

>>532969

>>533006

JUST GO ON YOUTUBE AND LOOK UP TOP 5 OR SOME SHIT, THERE'S A CRYPTID SHOWCASE AND IT'S IN ONE OF THOSE VIDEOS

HOLY FUCK, GET THE VIDEO BEFORE IT'S TAKEN DOWN

>>532823

Can 12.7mm kill it?

Or do we need a Flakvierling?

>>533020

You mean the one cyclist that went through an alleyway?

>>533020

Do you have any idea how many top five cryptid videos there are in this world? there are probably tens more just in the time it took me to reply to you.

>>533020

>JUST SEARCH IT

Post it yourself, Achmed.

>>517829

Them fuckers have harder bite forces than hyenas. Most cats go for neck, but those bastards will bite through your skull.

>>516299

>Even if we are pagan? Will a Christian saint come at the call of a pagan or non Christian?

That's how Christianity works. Being willing to ask is enough.

>>532900

Looks like a Syrian Rapefugee

>>516134

I went searching for this water-salt-vinegar "demon test" and all i can find is a bunch of new age crap that isn't even from a catholic source. does anyone have more info or is Strelok just being tricked.

>>536712

>discovery

>one of many formerly educational channels turned meme entertainment channels

>the cast is the literal stereotype of "lolwhiterednecksXD" with a super fat mexican looking diversity entry

Reeks of fake, and "look at and mock these whites" cancer.

>>536756

>Reeks of fake, and "look at and mock these whites" cancer.

So the (((they))) are trying to hit two birds (reality of cryptids + the kike anti-white narrative) with this (MM)?

Honestly, you hafta remub (((them))).

Seeing as you fuckers can't fucking keep digging for shit I'm just going to bring up the fact that the Beetler kid's body was found with no obvious signs of frostbite yet his cause of death is listed as hypothermia according to a report.

>>538423

But digging is hard work, making the same roleplaying and ammo wars threads is easier.

Heart attack gun? Abduction event? Soul theft?

>>538667

If I were to guess I would say he probably died from bluntforce trauma seeing as this case screams "MURDER" and "RETURN TO CRIME SCENE" but I'm not paying $30 for a FOIA request.

>>532823

What always gets me is the electrical and atmospheric disturbances that just happen constantly in cases where someone was obviously killed by an unknown creature. Missing 411 is full of bullshit but the cases that really stick out and are consistently reported the same way across multiple sources are the ones where someone disappears within the span of a few minutes and a massive storm rolls in, then when their clothes are found all the electronics in them are fried to shit. Combine this with the thousands of reports of "fuzzy" as in surrounded by distortion creatures across the world and you really start to believe there is some serious shit going on.

>>536714

>I went searching for this water-salt-vinegar "demon test" and all i can find is a bunch of new age crap…

Because it is 100% pure new age bull crap, invented by superstitious protestants and self declared exorcists in the USA.

Exorcism by the catholic and orthodox church are straightforward rituals with strict procedures that don't rely on such snake oil methods.

>>540874

t. hautgänger

>>543077

3/10

too much effort

Counter-sage.

This may or may not be bit offtopic but anyone seen nightmares about shadow people?

>>544188

I had a pretty fucked up dream about a faceless man raping a fat girl in my basement, I became aware halfway through and got rid of him though.

>>544190

Okay so you pulled out and left the basement, but what happened to the fat girl?

https://archive.fo/TGy9d

>anon practically gets MKULTRA'd in a dream

>the dream has a mysterious creepy man appear and the entire dream freezes in place, gives him sleep paralysis

>decides to start logging it

>weird shit starts happening and dream events start affecting real life

>>518990

New year ya queer, where are you?

>>516299

Looking around it looks like it means one of thr big dick demon lords is here with his buddies and is intending on re-enacting the eclipse scene from Bserserk, staring your asshole. Praying to Saint Jossph is praying to the Saint of not dying a horrible death. In all honesty he's probably a good saint if ypu're going after these things.

>>516299

>>516134

>>550386

Did not Zimmerman acquire tons of black salt while ending up fine in the end?

>>532900

>>532969

>>533006

>>533031

>>533045

>>533045

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kvfkWm4n-U

Found it, it's in this video.

>>551583

Im pretty sure it's just a CG monkey animation without any textures. the leaves it lands next to don't get disturbed in the slightest, what more why would a creature of any kind intentionally land in the path of an oncoming cyclist without even turning its head to look at it. that said, when do we arrange the first annual hungarian freak-monkey hunt?

>>543075

Among my favorite creepypastas. Anon had a good touch on how to make his bullshit quasi-plausible.

>>551578

I've seriously considered making a channel just to post list videos mocking his narrating mannerisms.

I could probably make a small amount of youtube shekels too.

>>515408

My friends went there a couple months ago and didn't find anything.

>>524555

I've got family near Somerset. Very old school and have occupied the same holler going on 200 years now. Cross a small foot bridge across the creek and go about 200 feet up the mountain side. There is a massive boulder with a bunch of stones of varying size around it. The older folk always told us to stay far away due to snakes, but we didn't always listen. I always thought it was curious that there was a large collection of objects under the overhand on that boulder. Flower pots and other outdoor stuff, bits of clothing, cooking utensils. Could it be related? Many of the rocks are of the right size. My Great Aunt may know something but her mind is going quick.

>>524457

That's 100% BS but it's a good story.

>>559405

thats disgusting

>>515408

Oh I think I've seen this movie before.. What was it called… Bone Tomahawk? Yea I think that was the name.

>>516134

Hey.. I got a question for you/your uncle. I've been having some spoop shit go on for a while in the forest around my house. Real weird shit. Definite sense of 'being watched'. At first I thought it was cougars. I wasnt actually too spooped by that part because I've been in combat before I aint afraid of stupid shit. But then something else started happening. I started hearing the sound of a small river/brook. But the closest moving water near me is 20 miles away.

It definitely sounded like a small river/brook but it also sounded like a grainy record playing. Something about the sound scared the shit out of me, made it hard to fucking walk but I kept walking to it to figure out what the fuck it was. The closer I got to it the further away it got, when I got to where I originally heard it coming from it stopped completely then when I said fuck this and turned around it started following me back to the house at a much faster pace than it had 'withdrawn' away from me, like it was chasing me. When I turned around there was something in the woods.. and two green lights that I thought were fucking laser sights.

The fuck could that have been? Seems to only happen when it is below 50* out.

>>561121

Tbh, there's some cool ruins in the woods by my house, no idea how old though.

>>561121

>>meanwhile searching the forests is verboten

Is that true? If yes, why the fuck?

>>561169

Its not verboten, but Germany has no real nature left as he area has been so long and heavily inhabited by humans that every corner has been influenced/developed by them at some point in history. German law expresses that in defining the whole country as a "cultural landscape".

The majority of woodland is either privately owned, state owned or wildlife reserves and thus you have to obey certain laws when entering them.

Enter private land without permission of the owner is of course trespassing and most are hunting territories, so if you are found with a weapon while trespassing you will also be persecuted for poaching.

Most state owned land is closed to the public because most of it are leftover military installations in different states of decay and contaminated by leftover ammunition.

And in wildlife reserves you have to obey the nature conservation laws that apply to the area, which means most of the time you are not allowed to leave the road during certain month so that you don't disturb some endangered birds nesting.

>>558766

Where exactly did you go?

I keep coming back to this thread hoping an e/k/spedition has been mobilized to check this out. Nothing? The whole uncle thing has made this seem less plausible what with all the “let me call him and see what the warlocks said” biz. But the OG story and details still excite me sexually. Has everyone stopped the digging or what?

>>571170

It was my idea to dig deeper even though I’m not. OP,

b>>571170

>>575570

But I live nowhere near Nevada so I haven’t checked for myself

>>529480

Fellow WAfag here though irrelevant to my following advice. Stretch out with your fellings as though you are creating a barrier or shield that it cannot enter. Having weapons on hand or nearby will make you feel stronger and will strengthen the effect.

I work graveyard and spend my weekend nights drinking and smoking outside. I've felt evil presences before, but ever since getting into esoterics and applying magick, I've never been bothered. The spirits and shadowy creatures know that I am the scariest thing that lurks in the night. They really aren't that powerful beyond mental tricks of making you feel fear.

>>571170

The investigation ended months ago fam, people don't have the attention span to dig into shit when they can make a thread about the fudd meme and shitpost about pistol calibres instead.

>>579963

Because believe it or not, there are people here with different interests than you.

>>579968

>there are people

>>559040

Breddy hot

My friends searched that place last summer and didn't find anything

>>596439

Well shit, that's it then. Better delete the thread.

I've never seen a spook, but I thought I did when I was a kid. My dad grew up having to hunt or starve, so he's a decent hunter, my uncle was skilled and went hunting all the time, so I heard a few spook stories from him. A couple from my brother in the army as well, but I'm 50% sure he was bullshitting, or just telling a story he heard and inserting himself as the protagonist.

>be me, 4 or 5

>live about 30 minutes drive out of a rural town, 10 minutes from army base, in a farm cottage that backs onto hills owned by the army for training.

>sister moved out, so my brother took her room, which means I have the room to myself.

>go to bed, turn off the lights, only light into the room is from the other end of the hallway.

>can't sleep and feel spooked, pretend I'm a big boy, turn over in bed and look out the window. >see two glowing yellow/green eyes staring at me through the window.

>too scared to breathe, don't want to make a sound

>hear my dad walk up the hallway

>eyes blink out, shadow moves, it's about the size of a dog

>pull covers over my head and fail to sleep for a few hours

>tell dad about it in the morning, he tells me I was dreaming

>older brothers come that weekend. they go hunting in the hills behind the house.

>find a feral cat den in a fox hole, area littered with rabbit and lamb bones. huge kittens.

>They shoot the cat. My brother blew the top of it's skull off with a .303 and thought he missed, because it didn't fall down right away. Just walked around in circles for 10 seconds before dropping.

>fucking huge, at least 20 kgs. Size of a small dog. Solid muscle.

>no more boogeyman

Might have been someones exotic pet that got loose. Or might have just been a fuckhuge, roided up, hungry feral that thought I was small game. It wasn't some household tabby that got abandoned, not by a long shot.

Got some Yowie stories and one about some jungle bigfoot my brother saw in some Indonesian jungle.

>>598422

Sure m8, share 'em all.

This is fake. This is all conspiracy theory garbage. I wouldn't worry about it.

>>598465

Behold! The jewish skinwalker! Redundant, isn't it?

This foul beast does not stalk the woods for people to devour. No. It stalks the banks and stock exchanges to feast on currency and credit scores. If it does devour flesh, it is only in the form of baby foreskins.

>>598436

The short story my brother told me which was probably bullshit.

>sent to Indonesia as part of some training/goodwill exercise, in jungle near Papuan border.

>spends time in camp near jungle, saying in donga huts.

>have to be careful because orangutans live in area and figured out how to open doors and windows and like rooting through trash.

>get spooked by hairy ape once morning that had figure out how to jiggle the door latch in order to let itself in.

>go deep in jungle, tiered forest that has levels.

>second day in they're in a quiet jungle, no bird calls, only bugs

>brother sees scratches on trees, some are 12 feet up

>no bears in Indonesia

>camp

>can't sleep

>guy on watch thinks he hears something moving around

>must be orangutan, right?

>shine light out, catch sight of something 7 feet tall, humanoid, eyes reflect orange

>everyone is up

>shadow fucks off running

>rest of the trip they're camped in more active jungle and don't see anything.

Could have been a tribal fella, I suppose, but the natives over there are like short abos and few make it to 6 feet in height. Might have been a well fed cannibal, or some Indo army guy playing tricks. Or my brother is full of shit.

My uncle was a skilled hunter, at least by Australian standards. Depending on the time of year he would make more from selling pelts (foxes mainly) from weekend hunting, than as his job as an electrician. Not superstitious, the type to call bullshit on stuff unless he'd seen it himself. He had a few stories; thought he saw a big cat once, min min lights (like an Australian will o' wisp) and some spook in the forest in between Coonaburabran and Narrabri, Northern NSW, near the Queensland border. Big scrub forest full of swampy areas, rocky outcroppings and water holes.

Probably need a part 2.

>>598578

>Uncle is driving small company truck from Queensland to Vic, part of some training seminar or something.

>Got an allowance for hotels, doesn't want to spend it, so he can pocket the difference.

>Takes the Newell highway to cut a few dog legs out of a 2000 km trip.

>Makes it to a town on the QLD/NSW border, by evening, pull in at a truck stop for a feed.

>Speaks with locals, they just assume he's buying a room for the night, he's surprised by that and figures he'll just have another coffee then drive all night.

>They tell him he'd better not pull over to sleep. The truckies either stay the night here or drive on through. 120km's to the next town. Most just get a room, or pull over just outside of town and sleep in the cabin. Even the abos don't go through the forest at night.

>Uncle thinks they're just bullshitting him so he'll buy a room. He laughs it off and drives. He saw a couple of trucks drive through while he was eating.

>Shitty black highway through forest. Potholes and road damage from heavy traffic. No lights. He's worried he'll hit a roo as he's seen huge mobs on the way down so far.

>gets about 50km in. Battery dies. He's not sure what it could be. Alternator or regulator, maybe, but the vehicle is a company one, so it should be serviced regularly.

>enough momentum to roll onto side of the road.

>goes to take a look, gives up because the torch in his kit's battery is dying.

>figures he'll wait for a truck, try to flag it and ask them to radio in some roadside mechanic from one of the nearby towns.

>waits for an hour, no trucks.

>falls asleep.

>woken up by a shriek. Didn't sound human. Maybe a fox or an owl.

>maybe a minute passes. Hears shriek from other side of the cabin. Not a fox or an owl. made his skin crawl.

>sweating intensifies. It's pitch back and he's in the middle of nowhere.

>something slams the back of the the truck.

>truck gets slammed again. Harder. Rocks the cabin.

>another shriek. Not an animal. If it's an abo high on speed or something, they're strong and psychotic enough to charge at a parked truck.

>he doesn't know how long he sat there, fighting the urge to get out and start running. It would get quiet for a while, then every few minutes he'd hear another one of those shrieks, coming from a different direction.

>sees lights off in the distance. It's a truck coming up the highway.

>wants to get out and flag the truck down, but scared to get out of the truck.

>decides to wait until truck is closer then open the door, hang half out of the cabin and wave the torch like a madman.

>truck is going about 120, takes a while to slow down. Driver gets out "what the fuck are you doing?"

>uncle explains the breakdown, doesn't mention spook. Truck driver doesn't have time for my uncle's shit. "Let me take a look."

>opens the bonnet, "try and start her up"

>engine starts up straight away.

>truckie thinks my uncle is either retarded or a criminal. Hurls some abuse, gets back in his truck and drives off.

>uncle doesn't hang around and drives to next town.

>checks the truck when he pulls over.

>panel damage behind light bar at the rear. The bar was bent out slightly, rear lights were broken. Looked like he'd been rear-ended by another vehicle.

>Never drives through there again. Was even nervous about going pig hunting in NSW after that.

>>561121

Anything remotely spooky has been long exterminated in Europe. In France we've had entire brigades of "louvetier" (luparii in latin, wolf hunters) comb every cm² of forest until common wolf were de facto extinct and basically every species deemed a threat (including birds of prey, owls, bats, etc…).

The last big uproar was probably in hyper rural and isolated Gevaudan (note that Gevaudan is largely today's Lozère which is still the biggest and less populated french department) in the 1700.

The "beast" killing kept on going for a while after it's official death but by 1800 it was safe.

>>598583

I had a great uncle who had a UFO experience in outback Vic. Didn't talk about it too much because people would just think he's off his rocker.

He was driving on a dirt road one night when an object flew down in front of his car. He couldn't see much as it was shining a light on him. After a few minutes he decided to try to go around this thing and just get home, but every time he made a move to the side, the light would hover to the side and block his way. It was within 10 metres of his car, so it couldn't have been mistaken for a chopper or anything. After 10 minutes of this, it took off again and that was it. This was over 30 years ago.

He had a fascination with books on UFOs and such after that.

>>598692

Min Min Lights. There are videos on youtube of weird glowing balls of lights. Enough reports for people to come out and offer explanations like bioluminescence or a type of fata morgana mirage. Seen all over Australia, mainly in outback QLD, deserts and plains. Usually on the horizon, though some people have seen them up close and personal. According to legend, following them is a really bad idea. It's a weird local UFO, similar to ghost lights and will o wisps from other parts of the world.

>>525152

video game creepypastas are shit tier garbage that belong in the trash next to the realistic bleeding face cartoon stories

>>598710

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_Mountain_Lights

>>598692

If you need a plausible explanation that doesn't involve ufo's or spooky ghosts, quarts and various other mineral compounds can cause ionization of air when put under stress. Prior to earthquakes, lights are often seen. The theory here is that huge magnetic fields are being induced from local stressed on the minerals in the area, and could also explain these lights following certain things.

As this guys say >>598710 trying to interact with a light or follow one is definitely a bad idea, as any fields that could cause a section of air to ionize are likely not healthy to be in or around.

>>605891

I'm going with the literal 'ufo' or Unidentified. Not saying it's aliens or fairies. I don't know what it is. Australia does have a lot of rare earth and minerals, so it could easily be something to do with that. Could be some smartarse with a drone. Might be a rare species of luminescent moth that chases after car lights. Could be ghosts.

Has anyone here seen the antartica lights? It's breddy spooky. Go look online for the antartica international laboratory streams, lights will surround the station it's spooky

Not sure if this counts but when i was 14 riding my bike back home through a dirt trail I saw something run off the end of the road and scream, sounded like a hamster being strangled.

>>575599

>>594557

Yeah, but Wyoming is cheaper to live in, has the same problems (in lesser numbers), and has better gun laws?

Annual check-in to see if anyone loaded up to kill mine-dwelling Jew badgers, or further investigate. Stay cool, bros.

Why are all the entities in these stories always similar?

>makes you feel anxious when it happens to be near your area

>is ridiculously fast and always hides in the shadows the moment you manage to get a glimpse of it

>usually tall and thin

>makes weird sounds trying to mimic human voices

>It's there

>Now it isn't

>They almost never attack even if they are clearly capable of killing you

>It's always in America or Canada

>>612568

Except for the tall part, the description reminds me of albanians.

>>612568

Because this is how predators behave, regardless if you look at wolfs, tigers, crocodiles, hyena and so on.

Your body has an instinct to sense that it is or can be hunted at a certain moment, this is making you anxious.

Predators stick to the shadows even when not hunting, because other animals hate them and when they hunt, they are always looking and hushing from cover to cover.

If they jump you, they are usually so fast that you only notice their shadow falling onto you.

Then you have the weird sounds and a lot of animals make sounds we normally don't expect them to make and some of them sound like calls to us. Owls were feared as a death bird in medieval times, because people thought the were saying "come here" when calling.

On top of that predators have a high rate of failure when hunting, the prey may be stronger or quicker and initially thought.

The predator doesn't get the right angle or is noticed too soon and thus breaks the attempt off to conserve energy and void getting injured is also pretty common.

Last but not least, if you are able to spot a predator hunting, you might not actually be the prey he is after.

>It's always in America or Canada

They still have big predators that can be dangerous to humans, unlike Europe where everything bigger than a dog was exterminated.

They were also colonized during the period when in Europe the Enlightenment movement was kicked off, so a lot of superstitious people ended up settling there.

Take for example the Braucherei of the Pennsylvania Dutch in the USA which still can be found today, such practices where common in medieval and renaissance Germany but they died out here during the 18th Century.

>>518990

F

>>559040

So what does a porcupine in heat smell like?

Asking for scientific reasons.

>>612568

I've gotta agree with >>613042

I live in what can be considered a "large city" (we're just short of 500,000 residents, and that's only because of how the county borders are decided), and the only thing between me and being innawoods is about three houses and a half acre of grassland. Admittedly said "woods" are only about a square mile of land, and full of only deer, mountain lions, bighorn sheep, and bears so it's more like a "park," but there's a national forest and mountains about an hour away by car, which is nothing when getting to the next major city the next state over is a 6-12 hour drive going 70mph+ on the highway. I know Canada is even worse in some areas than us on this front. There's a shit ton of open, uninhabited (but owned by someone, usually the government) land in North America. The Mexicans have shit too, they just don't usually translate their stories into English, but they've got some crazy shit down there as well.

>>613001

It's musky but very distinct. Honestly it smells like a mix of rotting vegetable compost, spoiled eggs, fishy pussy (or DI water filters if you've ever had to use the bead-based ones), a little copper in the background, a kind of earthy smell, and a hint of cayenne to make the nostrils flare. There's really nothing quite like it to the point that it can only be described as "porcupine in heat."

>>525598

>Indra kicked skinwalkers out of India

Can't help but wonder if there's actually any mentions of this in hindu mythology.

Post more stories. Tried lurking /x/ but their stories are blatant reddit-tier bullshit. Stories on /k/ on the other hand feel legit and spooky

>>613721

Yeah. Have of /x/ posters are schizos, too.

>>518990

1 Year since they began their trek

>>620096

Your picture make me think of the wasted ones whom should be alive today.

>>623376

>mine

that's a fucking hole

>>623378

Many early prospector mines are just holes in the ground like that. Some of which will kill you if you fall in them or whatever is lurking in the horizontal ones will fuck you. I've fallen into two and managed to not break anything.

>>623377

>using longlat

>not using mgrs

Step it up, pleb.

>>613900

>half

That's being generous.

>>623376

Well, what did they say?

>>623451

bump

>>623376

>>623377

This is looking familiar. Is that the place from that one story?

I'm gonna need a quick rundown on the 4chan pics.

>spooky stories

not really too spooky, but it's been bothering me for years

>be about 5 years old

>live next to this small forest (can leisurely walk from one end to another in 2 minutes, not sure if to even call it a forest)

>sit on the sidewalk next to the forest edge, play with a stick, suddenly notice something out of the corner of my eye

>look up

>next to me, no more than a metre, stands a deer, looking right at me. The deer has silver (meaning gray) fur with the proper white dots and all that a normal, brown deer has

>look at each other for like fifteen seconds, don't dare even breathe

>not scared, just bewildered by the pretty sight

>finally start reaching out to try and pet it

>deer immediately turns around and flees

>never seen it since

There are no deers living in that tiny as fuck forest, and I'm not even sure if gray coloured deers exist at all. I know it sounds like something a 5 year old imagined, but I've been adamant about having seen it, I couldn't have dreamt it since I carried on with my day as usual, and all the other memories (that I still have) from that age are just as vivid and can be confirmed by other people even today. Does anybody know what the fuck that was about?

>>644137

>>644145

To add to this: deer actually wander to a city if they have to, I've personally seen one ran through a road that is used by a decent number of cars in a small forest that is between the biggest ironworks of Hungary and the city that was built to house the workers.

>>644145

>The only deer that keep their white spots in adulthood

I don't know whether it was an adult or not.

>Also, deer fur goes a bit more gray during the winter

It was a very sunny and warm day, which means it was between late spring and early autumn

>a bit more gray

It was also very distinctly gray, as in you couldn't mistake the colour.

>it was most certainly a female

that is quite possible. It did look like the deer in your first pic, only gray. Like the white spots you see on it stayed white, but all the brown fur was gray

The thing is, I've never in my life seen another deer anywhere near that place, the forest is too small for one to live there and is cordoned off by houses on three sides and a highway on the fourth. Sure, you can spot a rabbit there occassionally, but never anything bigger.

>>644156

Fur colors can vary, I'm still convinced that what you saw was a female fallow. Is there any other forest or mountain around your area? Sometimes deer will travel across highways, it isn't impossible that some retarded female wandered off and found itself in your garden.

>>644160

There's a large forest about a kilometre away – behind the highway and a large field. I suppose it's plausible it was just a fallow deer with a peculiar fur colour, but it's strange that it walked so near to me, especially in a place where no deer was before or after as far as I know.

>>515408

have you tried tracking down the ghost town that is supposedly nearby? A mine shaft could be undocumented, but surely there would be records about a whole town.

So this story isn't metaphysical or anything but it is pretty spooky and a good reminder that there are plenty of things out in the night that will fuck you up without remorse.

>Be strelo/k/ assigned to a group operating in Texas on the US/Mexican border.

>Assigned to an intelligence job and also assigned to monitoring cameras.

>Fucking off late at night and watching cameras for foreigners with other dudes.

>Eyes on the screen. WTF is that?

>Giant black cat is walking through the bush. It's a fucking tiger sized jaguar thing.

>Pick up phone and dial border patrol.

Conversation went like this…

"Good morning, this is SSG Anon at the **** and I am looking at camera XYZ right now. There is a tiger or something that just walked by. It is a sternum height cat with wide shoulders and stuff."

"One second."