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 No.41794 [View All]

>tfw no /jp/ friends

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 No.42217

>>42213

tox id

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 No.42239

File: 05700f28313ed4c⋯.png (143.75 KB,462x347,462:347,05700f28313ed4c03de12f812f….png)

that feeleroni when no girlfriend (female)

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 No.42241

>>42239

Don't be sexist, go with a male girlfriend

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 No.42251

I think I've met two or three /jp/sies around a game before but I'm too weak to make friends

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 No.42275

File: 60c6d49ca0ea302⋯.png (113.72 KB,409x260,409:260,8a30976457d12ea36c4c643d73….png)

Be careful what you wish for anon. I have a few irl normalfag friends but no internet friends and it's a shite existence. Normal humans will not tolerate your degenerate interests so you need to play along with the grand social game, lest you want to be despised or #MeToo'd. I feel like fucking Patrick Bateman, a closet psychotic otaku faggot. Fitting into shakaijin society requires lying constantly about what you like, what your politics are, what you think is funny, etc until you become a walking simulation of a personality in your daily life.

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 No.42290

>>42275

What else is new?

That's what we have /jp/ for. I'm pretty grateful for being born in the era of the internet. If I was born 100 years earlier I probably would have ended up dead pretty quickly as a begger or in a lunatic asylum. But now I have the support of a bunch of people who are as disillusioned by our society as I am and can share my thoughts with them. I'm truly blessed

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 No.42298

>>41845

This is a silly post. If you are seriously worried about potentially compromised hardware, get an old ThinkPad for $100 or old desktop for a comparable amount and put OpenBSD on it. It makes no sense to keep using your hardware for anything important if your concerns are that strong.

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 No.42300

File: 498ec6cf7bcac9b⋯.png (45.69 KB,444x180,37:15,serious business.png)

>>42049

That just sounds like immaturity. Imageboards are full of teenagers who can't take it easy. When you interact with anons in aggregate it smooths out their individual 'tisms, so it isn't as noticeable.

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 No.42310

>>42298

Find me an old thinkpad without getting it through shipping order. You cant. My refurbished local store doesn't sell it, it's extremely rare to find one.

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 No.42315

>>42310

>without getting it through shipping order

Why this requirement? If you insist on buying in person, you can check whatever your local equivalent of Craigslist is.

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 No.42316

File: 95d81707510918c⋯.gif (577.24 KB,540x540,1:1,95d81707510918c89902704b03….gif)

>>42300

I don't know man. I've come to believe anons are only to argue about stupid shit on imageboards and never to be friends with. I've noticed that after the veil of anonymity drops, relationships usually go to hell quickly because you get to know their true personalities and all the ugly that's hidden behind it. I can't say I've made friends with a single anon who didn't strike me as a fucking retard whom I could not stand after just a couple of weeks or months. Then again, I may be a sociopath.

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 No.42318

You can be my friend if you're a primary, hit me up on IRC.

>>42310

Shit nigger mine constantly has at least 6 of the fucking things on rotation. I should buy more of them while I have the chance.

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 No.42322

>>42316

Take a Dark Triad test and tell us if you are. It's a little like congratulating the tallest midget, but the Dark Triad is one of the better concepts in research psychology. If you do not have prominent Dark Triad traits, then perhaps what you think of as "sociopathy" is something different from what others mean by "sociopathy"/"psychopathy".

I am curious what kinds of ugliness you have seen anons hiding. One unattractive quality I've noticed in younger people's online behavior is that they really do offer TMI. It has always been the case with underage b&s, but I think it's worse with the smartphone generation. As a rule, it is a bad idea to pour out the depths of your soul unprovoked or share your strangest fetishes with a random Internet acquaintance if you want to keep them. Some self-restraint goes a long way towards making one a tolerable friend.

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 No.42324

File: 3753f966bb8b326⋯.png (15.56 KB,621x198,69:22,ClipboardImage.png)

I took the test. These results are very odd considering that I'm extremely self-centered and don't really have much empathy. But the again, most of the questions clearly had something to do with social situations, and I'm not the type to ever express my true emotions in the face of others.

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 No.42335

>>42324

You seem to judge yourself harshly and be quite self-aware. Those are not the traits of a narcissist. As for not having much empathy, maybe you're just an average male in an age when empathy is overemphasized. Your Machiavellianism score is close to mine (unless I am lying about it to gain your trust). Your narcissism and psychopathy scores are 0-th percentile, meaning they are among the lowest ever tested. The selection of those who took the test does not represent the general population, but with a score like that it wouldn't be a big surprise if you were less narcissistic and psychopathic than the average person.

I have this suspicion that relatively high Machiavellianism, but relatively low narcissism and psychopathy is the typical psychological profile of a dedicated imageboard user. Machiavellianism doesn't only mean manipulativeness, but mistrust of others and negative assumptions about human nature (you expect them to try to manipulate you). In other words, we're just all badly disillusioned, maaan. You think you are a sociopath because of it.

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 No.42416

File: ead528ddd52ca31⋯.png (9.66 KB,597x197,597:197,wstge.png)

>>42335

I'm the anon from >>42316 I thought /jp/ had IDs. Pic related is the results.

>I am curious what kinds of ugliness you have seen anons hiding.

I don't really know how to put it in words exactly. All I can tell you is that after a few months I felt that it was much better when I knew less about them and when they knew less about me and that I didn't quite like their character or enjoy their company as much as I did before. In real life luckily it takes way less time to understand that the person I'm talking to is not even worth wasting my breath on.

>As a rule, it is a bad idea to pour out the depths of your soul unprovoked or share your strangest fetishes with a random Internet acquaintance if you want to keep them. Some self-restraint goes a long way towards making one a tolerable friend.

Yeah I absolutely agree with you fully, yet I long for the day I meet a person I can truly call "friend" and can open up to without restraints.

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 No.42441

>still no /jp/ friends

*sigh*

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 No.42442

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 No.42443

>>42442

what irc are you talking about?

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 No.42445

>>42443

I think you just joined it and left wwwwwwwww

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 No.42450

>>42445

no...?

unless you mean the cytube

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 No.42497

File: 8aa249b666a7c7e⋯.gif (1.66 MB,500x281,500:281,233233.gif)

tfw no jp friends to subscribe to nicodouga channels for you

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 No.42498

>>42497

Can't you do it?

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 No.42499

>>42497

tfw mfw yfw lolololololol no friends :-(((

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 No.42507

>>42275

Why do you have "friends".

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 No.42611

>70 replies

>not a single /jp/ friend

*takes a swig of monster and sighs*

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 No.42612

too green

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 No.42614

>>42611

I've made plenty of friends on /jp/

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 No.42617

I just farted and the smell was so gross I had to leave the room.

I am done with /jp/. This board has gone to shit.

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 No.42625

Who are you quoting?

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 No.42627

>>42617

Okay bye

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 No.42628

>>42617

Sad but true.

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 No.42629

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 No.42631

>>42617

What's bad about the board? t. new visitor

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 No.42637

>>42631

/jp/ is my blog and i'm a weirdo who uses quotation marks way too much

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 No.42647

>>42631

Infested by not /jp/

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 No.42649

>>42647

That's funny cause the same image with the same filename and size was posted on /r9k/ a few weeks after this thread was made, a thread about cliques and social circles, assuming that was OP or some crossposters.

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 No.42650

>>42649

not me.

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 No.42755

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 No.42757

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 No.43169

>tfw still no /jp/ friends

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 No.43171

spring cleaning

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 No.43176

>>43169

You won't make frens by misusing the quotation function.

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 No.43185

>>43176

I was quoting the state of my existence.

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 No.43187

>>42650

Yes it is.

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>>43187

no its not

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