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I am still alive.

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 No.36041 [View All]

someone forgot to pay the bill

189 posts and 32 image replies omitted. Click [Open thread] to view. ____________________________
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 No.40967

It's shower day! Can't wait to take a shower. Now with the heat weave and everything circumstances have become more dire.

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 No.40968

I remembered "unhappiness".

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 No.40969

>>40968

The spice of life

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 No.41002

>>40969

Good album. One of my favourites, in fact.

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 No.41628

I wish we could afford chicken or pork for this barbecue sauce.

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 No.41632

i wish we could afford food

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 No.41681

>>41632

Are you in danger of starvation?

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 No.41716

>>41681

no i still have ure mums pucci to eat LMOA

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 No.41755

should i masturbate before my gf comes over and then be unable to finish during sex because I take forever after a nut to recharge?

should i blame it on the weed again?

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 No.41759

>>41755

Make her masturbate for you

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 No.41761

>>41755

Now I only really know about sexual things from my eromanga, but isn't greater "durability" meant to be a GOOD thing for the female party? Is she actually trying to get pregnant, or something?

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 No.42120

File: 8548b72b1e55e27⋯.jpg (252.9 KB,869x1200,869:1200,66929911_p6_master1200.jpg)

Lain is the combination of the two things all young boys love most: Computers, and cute girls.

Therefore, even taking her shy, nervous personality into account, I can only imagine her /ss/-ing a young shota with a totally dominant older sister-type attitude rather than going out with a creep like me or you. Lain waifuism is simply WRONG.

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 No.42774

I'm so tired, but I don't want to sleep

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 No.42792

File: f5ecb93b9697123⋯.png (1 MB,1600x1586,800:793,utsuho.png)

utsuho, but with bigger tits

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 No.42793

>>42792

That's really rude

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 No.42794

>>42792

wtf man

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 No.42795

>>42792

I really like this. Thank you, Anonymous.

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 No.42800

With chinas recent movement against internet pornography I'm seriously starting to wonder how much longer it will be before I'm being prosecuted for something I said as a joke on an anonymous imageboard

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 No.42801

>>42800

I don't even jerk off anymore, but I still think that getting rid of porn is bad.

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 No.42803

File: 70f524266ca803f⋯.png (13.34 MB,8389x8316,8389:8316,utsuho.png)

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 No.42904

I wonder where stronger anon went. I miss him

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 No.42909

>>42904

I'm right here. For example, I made >>42801

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 No.42915

I bent my thumb's nail backwards just the tiniest bit, and now I'm maybe starting to see why I shouldn't let them grow so long. Rather than try to figure out how I get into the habit of typing without that thumb, I'm just going to try avoiding the use of that hand altogether. I think that I'm doing a pretty good job so far.

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 No.42937

File: 561d40a8ceff39c⋯.mp4 (3.35 MB,640x480,4:3,Untitled.mp4)

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 No.42943

File: bbe6bb2b6cc77e0⋯.webm (15.83 MB,480x360,4:3,Díldò_Vu.webm)

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 No.42949

>>42937

>>42943

Thank you for posting your unfunny crossie memes on the jay.

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 No.43005

Bread is meant to be DRY. It's just wrong when it's all soggy and buttery like this.

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 No.43104

>>43005

Yeah I agree.Nothing makes me more angry than accidently making my bread wet as I prepare it.

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 No.43105

>>42120

Lain was never attractive to me, she is a character too complex (her feelings and thoughts are fleshed out enough to be autonomous compared to most anime characters who are archetypes) and high status to be rendered as someone's waifu.

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 No.43109

File: 1f0bd22d1c88d2b⋯.png (792.36 KB,768x956,192:239,Untitled.png)

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 No.43111

>>43105

Are you saying shes too good for me?

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 No.43114

>>43111

How about you prove your worth? What do you have to offer to our Goddess? Do you feel entitled to marry a girl you've never met?

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 No.43120

>>43114

Why does marriage always have to be the ultimate goal with 2D girls? I never understood this about waifuism. If you really deeply love a 2D girl and deitify doesn't that mean that your imperfect 3D being should not be brought close in a romantic fashion to her? If I truly love a girl then I want to be her immortal loyal guardian. Eros is such a low form of love.

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 No.43130

File: ee3ef06f83293c5⋯.jpg (109.64 KB,1242x957,414:319,bopit.jpg)

ben thingken about this alot

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 No.43140

It sure is winter...

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 No.43160

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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 No.43243

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 No.43310

Sorry for not making new posts

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 No.43312

>>43310

It's okay..

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 No.43329

File: e1855ac3b11d6e2⋯.webm (5.24 MB,850x934,425:467,Yakui the Drug Maid - Far….webm)

Take your meds.

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 No.43331

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 No.43335

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>>43331

Life can markedly improve with proper medication, exercise, and cessation of self-medication 生ける場所なき 欲望(the Man of Sorrows) 誓いの狂宴(うたげ)を

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 No.43338

>>43335

I don't get the point of taking medicine for my wellbeing. They only serve to trigger certain functions in my brain. Wouldn't it be much better if I would learn to trigger these functions all by myself?

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 No.43341

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>>43338

Well sometimes your brain triggers functions on it's own that it should not happen. Sometimes those functions trigger so often and so intensely that you lose your ability to form coherent thoughts and ideas leading to violent outburst and the destruction of your life.

Take your meds.

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 No.43363

Can you stop that

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 No.43374

This thread is fucking stupid.

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 No.43380

>>43374

I don't know what you expected from the contents of /jp/'s brain.

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 No.43383

I attended a course called "conflict resolution" and was severly disappointed. We didn't learn about any mindcontrol techniques

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 No.43492

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 No.43507

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