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No.46328
>>46324
Man, that just lazy- when that "Teacher's Pets" guy was scamming idiots, at least he was making up stories for some top-tier entertainment.
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No.46333
Guess what I got on my hands on. Everyone ready for act 2 of this shit heap? I know I am.
Link it back so it's connected.>>41969
Starting up and still no mention of the free use music used. Shame.
I'm going to quickly go back through the opening to see if anything's changed or if the dev is just lazy and didn't actually fix anything.
>Still called Teufelhunden
>Still calling up a battalion when it's only a squad.
>Charlie division is now just a squad.
>Can choose bitch's name now.
>Added server on the plane (Specifically mentions a roof window). Woot.
>Only just sleeps on the plane, again.
>Still drive car, still have pick-nick.
>Still pick out ice-cream
>Still go to beach with volleyball.
That appears to be all the changes, unfortunately. Anyway, let's continue.
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No.46335
>>46333
>>41969
Space damn it.
>"Leon" wakes up and decides to take a shower, somehow there's no door for privacy and of course hoe walks in.
>Baked cookies for breakfast.
BITCH, Imma Marine, I eat MREs and shit bullets for the enemy. Cookies ain't gonna help.
I think her face has softened a bit now though, >>43794 couldn't see it here but compare this to that and I think I notice it.
>Isn't it weird having your dad as your boyfriend.
Uhhh, yeah, it's pretty weird.
>Friend throwing a party, daughter mentions that they need to go buy new cloths.
She's loaded, so why not. At least "Leon" can get a good suit out of this.
>Suggests Squash as an activity to do.
So the fag version of Tennis it is.
>"Leon" asks hoe how she got a Lotus Elise
>It's mine, don't worry about it. It's not gonna come back to bite you.
>Go to clothes store called "Ashley's Boutique," service girl is called Camille.
I was expecting Ash somewhere. You know how womyn are when they name a business after themselves, they like to be present during hours to reinforce that narcissism.
>Cami has a softer face, a 'Cali girl' look and pretty green eyes.
Damn man, how come all the NPC girls are more good looking than Hoe? Come to think of it, why isn't this a Hawaiian dating sim or something. Jen the stewardess who likes traveling and can probably speak a few different languages, Cami the receptionist who probably likes going down to the beach of a weekend and surfing. Give 'em personalities and there's decent stuff here, but nope, shackled to Hoe because that's the focus of this game.
>Hoe immediately goes to buy shoes.
Typical.
>Someone called Irelia (League?) is in the changing room next door and asks for help with her bra.
>BUT MY HUSBAND WOULD DISAGREE
WHAT. What kinda guy would make snide comments about his big titted wife?
But probably cucking stuff in the future if she's involved (if the game progresses that far and if there's any sex, so far there hasn't been any)
>She looks like a default model with bigger boobs, in that she looks 20ish while complaining about wanting kids.
Not really interested in her.
>Finally asked to pick dresses.
>Dress one is it looked like Ms Claus ripped some decking off the halls and re-purposed it as a two piece dress. I laughed for a good minute because of how bad it was.
>Dress two is a simple cocktail dress with hypnotic swirls.
Naturally I chose Dress one, 'tis the season but she looks like a fucking joke in that.
>Got both dresses anyway.
Spoiled Hoe.
>Sports time.
>Rush>Rush>Wait gets me through all of it.
>Catch her falling over.
>Head to secluded beach for some reason, maybe we'll finally get to the sex.
>Nope but she does reveal she paid for the plane ticket and car out of her trust fund.
>That car is nothing to laugh at either, easily 5 digits.
>If it reminds me of you, then I'm into it.
>I have lots of cash left over.
And when they runs out…?
>Basically piggyback her out and she kisses his cheek.
Kids got some issues. Any chance we can dump her, take her trust fund, spend it on a drunken bender in Hawaii and get a decent suit out of it? Or spend it on weapons and shit and forming your own A-team? Or spending it on prostitutes who put out more than the Hoe does? No? Shame.
>Hoe cuts her foot walking on the beach.
Really a good idea to wear solid shoes, to prevent glass and that.
>Stitch the wound.
IMMA DO THAT, I TOOK MED TRAINING IN DA CORP AND THEY ALWAYS STITCHED UP A SIMPLE CUT.
>Only for most extreme cases.
Boooo. You're denying my player agency.
>Going to drive her home
>That's it.
What? Over a month and that's what, an hour of content at that, no sex and you get $200 for that? You're shitting me right?
>No party
>No explaining to bitch ex-wife how daughter cut her foot
>NO SEXXXX
And people are seriously giving you money for this tripe.
I'll be back for next version, just to see how more shit it is.
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No.46336
>>46335
>I've got all these images I saved but no text to go along with em because it was that short.
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No.46337
>>46336
Seriously man, Jen or Cami are better than Hoe.
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No.46338
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No.46339
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No.46340
>>46339
This is the worst dress I've ever seen, she looks like a Christmas decoration and not the good kind.
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No.46341
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No.46342
>>46341
Remember, Rush>Rush>Wait.
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No.46343
>>46342
God damn this POS.
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No.46344
>>46343
>I hope cheating it added.
>It will be added because I know I can squeeze more money from you cows if I do that.
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No.46345
>>46344
>Monthly 4k wallpaper
Who in their right mind would want that.
>Also has a poll open about fetishes, I want to see the replies for cuck content, because I know it will be big.
>>42460
I found someone even thirstier than Andrew. Arthur here has 64 vs 62.
That's it for tonight, I'm tired of shoveling shit.
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No.46346
Hehehe. Anyone want to go troll a discord group.
https://discordapp.com/invite/UXR4hTp
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No.46349
>>46333
>instead of sharing the DL link I will now go on to recap my playthru in the most autistic and forced way you can imagine
No one gives a flying fuck about your wall of greentext, just post the fucking Mega link you cumgurgling spastic cunt
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No.46353
>>46340
>>42220
>>41965
>>41897
>>46333
>>46341
Jesus Christ she is hideous. Every time I see her face, this is the first thing that comes to mind. Pic very related.
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No.46360
>>46349
B-but why? You can tolerate the "art" in this? Amazing.
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No.46361
>>46349
>Wanting to download this in the first place
It's 500 mb now for some reason, I'm saving you an hour of your life and data over your connection.
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No.46362
>>46361
Shut the fuck up and post you immense faggot
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No.46363
>>46362
Are you… angry? Over not getting to play your shitty patreon game? Hahaha.
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No.46366
Jesus.
Fuck off with this piece of trash of a game. It's not a trainer game so fuck off.
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No.46375
>>46349
From Fag95:
Win: mega.nz/#!PCh20AbC!PYj3F_D9AdxRkS3xHI-nBY-D0J1CUjavCxw3T9a0d3o
Mac: mega.nz/#!zLg1CQqA!hvO8NWXHUc7h3O5_feBYaeb9SWs0xEdUYOJGZVSYACw
New mini-game solution: Rush-Rush-Wait
>inb4 fuck you, this steaming POS and that shithole of Fag95
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No.46381
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>46340
>>46336
>>46341
this is probably what he was going for
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No.46385
>>46381
I thought he was going for the yolandi look.
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No.46392
>>46342
>>46343
Holy fucking shit
what is wrong with her face?
I mean I know that most daz models look like shit but slaanesh almighty thats a new low
whoever came up with this should really consider hiring someone who knows what he's doing
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No.46403
>>46385
jesus christ man no, look at the cheeks for fucks sake
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No.46609
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No.46618
>>46343
>I showed you my patreon answer me
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No.48813
Episode 3 next week apparently.
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No.49235
>>48813
So ep 3 is out and I'm ready for more of this shit. First thing I notice is variables for influence, like it adds anything.
>Irelia is a tour operator and gives her card to Leon.
Anyway, Hoe and Leon show up to her house and they get their stories straight. Hoe introduces Anna who is her caretaker, she has the smallest eyes I've ever seen.
>Anna has specalised medical training.
>I must redo this bandage, it's very sloppy for a person who was in the army.
>Hoe's story seems to convince Anna and Leon spends the night over.
>Hoe isn't interested in any boys because they're full of themselves.
>She's a trust fund baby who bought her father a business class ticket so she could 'date' him.
>Next morning go shopping with Anna. Got a game over for mentioning to Anna that Leon is her father.
>Jess shows back up
Yey. Someone actually good looking.
>Some guy called Sergey shows up and remarks that Jess is a slut, Leon defends m'lady's honor and gets punched as a result.
>She doesn't suck off passengers, other hostesses do that and she's just there for the pay.
>Leon suggests that she report them but they have connections and all that.
>Can't do the feminist thing and complain on twitter. "Womyn stewardess dress only in bathing suits and suck off old men while flying." Can see the headlines now.
>She'll be at a Christmas party in the city, maybe see her again sometime.
>Leon heads back home from shopping and bumps into Roselynn, she's pedobait. She looks 14.
>She tells Leon that Hoe is a virgin.
>Another person born into money, she and her aunt live all alone in a huge mansion.
>Tells Leon Hoe is in love with her.
>Dinner time, Hoe and Leon watch a movie. Hoe falls asleep and Leon finds Anna who goes hardass on him saying he shouldn't be lying to her.
And that's it, over before it began. Still no sex either.
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No.49236
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No.49237
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No.49238
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No.49536
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No.49544
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No.49554
Yeah yea incompetent snow nigger is being an incompetent snow nigger.
Can we stop bumping this shitty "game"?
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No.49608
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No.52559
How do I make girls like they? What program is that?
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No.52584
>>52559
Lurk a thousand years
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No.52591
Does the game called "fertile and mating" actually have any pregnancy content or?
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No.52593
>>52591
Nope. No sex scenes yet.
>$422 a month on patreon
Just end it already.
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No.52597
>>52593
So, fertile and blueballing? Dropped.
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No.52599
>Potato and mating
First game about mating with vegetable. Amazing
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No.52644
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No.52671
>>42469
Its just mentally ill cucks actually targetting a decent fetish. Have you not realzied were part of a war for long now?
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No.52753
>>43794
Changes:
>Eyes closer together
>Mouth narrower
>Nose narrower
>Super faint lighting tweak. Probably.
Still looks pretty bad tbh, probably junk it or use the model as some side character or uggo bitch. The other models mostly look better, they'd be easier to salvage.
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No.59245
>>41991
No, it's not.
Either you've been misinformed, or are trying to make /htg/ look retarded.
Even worst is that, it's not like spotting actual careless frenchies was that hard due to a combination of:
- autocorrection in writing fields littering words similar between the 2 languages with accents (é, è, ê, etc).
- structural language expressions and thought patterns leading to a rampant "1 sentence = 3 paragraphs" epidemic.
- over-reliance on words which may *appear* as filler words in more casual discussion to an english-language native.
t. an actual frenchy.
PS: maybe some countries who have French as a 2nd non-official language next to something like arabic are prone to that, but I wouldn't know. To the extent of my knowledge, it is not a thing from any latin-alphabet using people.
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No.59247
>>59245
Sure, in french a narrow or a regular space before exclamation points, question marks, colons and semi-colons is not mandatory at all (pic related).
Also from https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ponctuation#En_fran%C3%A7ais
En France, on place une espace après un signe simple (, .) et deux espaces autour des signes doubles (: ; ! ?).
Btw, you're a faggot for bumping this shit.
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No.59251
>>59247
>le Monde as a reference
>the French paper version of CNN is somehow a reference.
>the same fucks that support immigration, pretend that faggots are normal, etc
NO.
It's also probably something non-French are not aware of, but there has been an internal war on the matter of linguistics for a decade and a half now in the country.
Started with a flag carry around the "autant/au temps pour moi" as team-referring points.
However, I should have saged, you're correct on that part, sorry for being a tard.
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No.59298
Should be noted that the patreon hasn't updated since July and their discord channel is dead as well. Another scam basically.
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