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 No.1382374 [View All]

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 No.1383032

posting peoples emails is kind of weird and I’d rather you didn’t do it in the future , but this is a nice weird trip down memory lane

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 No.1383033

>>1383032

it's ben

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 No.1383034

>>1383032

i figured it was 5 years ago so it doesn't really matter all that much

also you did ask me " you are the same person who came to me ranting and raving about how awful of a person I was right? this is the end of that conversation right"

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 No.1383035

where do you think yaori fans would congregate

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 No.1383036

>>1383035

here, apparently

or /y/ or /cm/

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 No.1383037

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 No.1383038

>>1383010

also jim

what do you think i'm hypocritical over

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 No.1383039

[in wonk voice] don't worry, im one of the good ones

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 No.1383040

File: e9e4c82580a1634⋯.jpg (40.06 KB,604x453,4:3,fat ben.jpg)

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 No.1383041

>>1383040

i think that was like 2011 or something, if not earlier

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 No.1383042

File: b9368d25231266e⋯.jpg (147.93 KB,604x452,151:113,20190507_221950.jpg)

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 No.1383043

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 No.1383044

sponge can you draw vore of my character

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 No.1383045

>>1383044

post her

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 No.1383046

>>1383045

texted it to you

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 No.1383047

>third day of feeling weird heart palpitations after having harsh chest pain on the weekend

[in yoda voice] go to the doctor i should

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 No.1383048

>>1383034

you couldve just said “no it wasn’t” you absolute fucking buffoon

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 No.1383049

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 No.1383050

>>1383047

ganbare

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 No.1383051

>>1383049

something something loli something badposts

I may be conflating you with one of the anons who always calls me a pedo when one of you posts loli

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 No.1383052

sorry for the baseless accusation of hypocrisy, you cumbrained moron

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 No.1383053

“davejadekat can still work under different circumstances/post-meat later on once dk is sorted out”

ive legit seen people say this and….dude. candy BEATS you over the head about how dave is in love with karkat and not with jade at all and how both of them were only with her out of a sense of masochistic selflessness/loyalty and never any actual passion

if this didnt change after 15 years for dave, this dynamic wouldnt magically change just cause hes with karkat, and the same thing goes with karkat-jade

they clearly dont LOVE love her like the way they do about each other. they just love her as a friend. this isnt fair to anyone.

the most that would happen there is a FWB situation and. uh. davekats clearly not the type to be down for that kind of casual sex thing at all so even thats not getting greenlit

not to mention meat dave straight up tells jade “this threesome isnt happening” and the callback to penis ouija scheduling is a negative thing for dave in particular

he was pretty stern during that whole scene compared to the candy questioning one that john directly lampshaded as being ooc (and even in that one it makes it clear that daves only considering jade as a Comp Het thing while he loves karkat)

the only reason jade was able to get them into that was because of the sense of insecurity/uncertainty. the second thats gone and a sense of clarity in regards to him and kark comes in do you really think daves gonna risk him and karkats thing getting scrambled considering dave being afraid of that is a huge reason why they were in that state of limbo in the first place

if ANYTHING them being together is going to make them be more confident in telling jade no than the other way around imo

oh lets not forget that she was making them uncomfortable forever in a “do not want” way not a “teehee maybe we should do it” way. the reason why they didnt shut her down was because theyre too nice and didnt want to hurt her feelings. the exact same reason why candy dave got himself in that miserable hole

it just doesnt work man

its almost like the character analysis cited shit people have been saying for years and years about dave and karkat being monogamous/panquad was true all along

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 No.1383054

i have some medicine that i'm supposed to take with food

today i learned that does not include fruit, as i proceeded to vomit a veritable smoothie

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 No.1383055

>>1383054

that's not good

i hope you feel better

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 No.1383056

>>1383053

damn are you trump because you just built a wall lol....

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 No.1383057

Jade/Dave is canon and it's canon that Jade has a massive doggy dick that she got from Bec and because of that and her lack of a vagina she constantly knots Dave's butt and is looking into impregnating Rose with her virile dogcock cum

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 No.1383058

>>1383057

She could still knot Dave with a vagina, you racist.

Just have a big engorged radioactive clitoris.

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 No.1383059

<TG: save some clit for my ass jade

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 No.1383060

>>1383058

you can't impregnate someone with a clit

unless rose can now use parthenogenesis in which case why bother

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 No.1383061

>>1383059

how dare you

john is the one saving things

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 No.1383062

>>1383060

>you can't impregnate someone with a clit

How can you impregnate a human with a dog penis?

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 No.1383063

>>1383062

Presumably the semen is a human's (Jade's) because the whole reason they wanted to knock up rose in the first place was to have a kid that was biologically hers.

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 No.1383064

>>1383063

But where does Jade get the semen

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 No.1383065

>>1383064

from her balls, duh

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 No.1383066

>>1383065

But those would be dog balls

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 No.1383067

>>1383053

okay but i gotta ask did you paste this from somewhere or what

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 No.1383068

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 No.1383069

homestuck needs yaori

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 No.1383070

it feels like just yesterday i was 12 and sitting in my moms living room at 6am obessesing over dave and making pic collage edits for him its a happy feeling ive just loved dave for the longest time and he never fails to charm me and comfort me everyday i take a moment to think about dave and he really just cheers me up and even though his jokes are so gay and fucking stupid i cant help but sigh dreamly and think what would i do without this idiot he helped me when i was younger and going through the worst i still had a big crush on dave and he made me extremely happy and he does the same for me now.i seriously cannot get over how much im in love with dave i just want to hug him and thank him so bad i love him so fucking much even when i was extremely upset dave made me happy i obessesed over him for the longest time i will never stop obessesing over him i would do anything for dave id give up anything for dave i love dave just everything about him.hes so attractive the way he looks his personality i love it all i cant see myself being attracted to anyone besides dave i want to give dave my life.i dont know how else to show my love for dave

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 No.1383071

>>1383070

this for me also

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 No.1383072

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 No.1383073

liking homestuck in current year is a mental illness

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 No.1383074

>>1383053

>>1383067

they're right you know

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 No.1383075

>>1383074

bold of you to assume i read it

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 No.1383076

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I don't know if I'ever explicitly mentioned this but predating even my genderbending fetish I've wanted to be turned into a doll and controlled for like 11-12 years

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 No.1383077

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 No.1383078

i have to relog into shit on my phone because i got it back and now im like

maybe i should reinstall and replace the xiaomi firmware with non chinese firmware

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 No.1383079

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 No.1383081

why does making a new thread have so many fucking issues

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 No.1383082

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