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homestuck general
>>1370645
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No.1373605
i read 2 chapters of the meat route, saw there were no images and gave up
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No.1373606
>Now that he’s reflecting on everything he just said, it really strikes him as a bunch of empty-headed babble. But then again, it’s like he was saying. His head does feel lighter.
the candy route: secretly bimboification?
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No.1373607
>JADE: there are much better things we could all be doing with our mouths.....
baste
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No.1373608
holy shit it got so much worse after the prologue i am so sorry for having hope everyone
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No.1373609
>a rundown
>Dirk kills himself
>jade is the cutest homewrecker and has a tail now for some reason? She and Dave marry.
>JohnRoxy canon, he knocks her up, confirming that the beta kids are fertile.
>Jane fucks everyone and becomes a nazi that goes after trolls
>Karkat, sick of being a cuck, goes off to form a rebellion, meenah helps him out and they fuck.
>Dave meets super Obama in a forest, who gives him some advice and turns him into ultimate Dave.
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No.1373610
>Once again Vriska’s nipple brushed up against his prostate, leading to a more substantial discharge of precum this time.
holy shit, the leak was real!
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No.1373611
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No.1373612
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No.1373613
>>1373609
>a tail
finally
it's canon
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No.1373614
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No.1373615
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No.1373616
it's so terrible, I think I can finally get rid of Homestuck forever.
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No.1373617
>>1373611
you know what's really uncute?
lying
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No.1373618
>>1373614
way ahead of you
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No.1373619
>>1373606
you say awful things sometimes you know that
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No.1373620
honest question could i choose either route first or is it really "actually" meant to be read in a particular order namely 1 to 2, meat to candy
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No.1373621
>>1373620
you can read whichever one you want first
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No.1373622
you can also choose not to read it (the thinking man's choice)
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No.1373623
>>1373620
They overlap. Meat is Dirk's fanfic, Candy is Calliope's.
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No.1373624
>a single one is 41 pages long
ugh
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No.1373625
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No.1373626
>JADE: also you know trolls dont actually have two dicks dave thats an offensive stereotype
bla2phemy
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No.1373627
>>1373626
sollux does
kanaya just has one that's as large as two yule logs
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No.1373628
jade goes to raves and gets gangbanged by carapaces
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No.1373629
im just gonna assume every anecdote about it is true since im never actually going to read it
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No.1373630
>>1373628
jade joining a commune and in between gangbangs she helps raise the carapace children
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No.1373631
>>1373626
How would she know???
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No.1373632
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
watching this on loop instead
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No.1373633
>>1373632
the gravity falls one was better imo
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No.1373634
>>1373633
Graweedy Falls is definitely the high point. But that's because there's more detail in its intro compared to the others.
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No.1373635
>>1373631
jade is a canon slut
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No.1373636
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No.1373637
the question is which half of the population of earth c?
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No.1373638
>>1373636
I know what I said
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No.1373639
>>1373637
the caucasian one
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No.1373640
imagine being the 50% that didn't get to fuck Jade
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No.1373641
>GAMZEE: A CaPiTaL MoThErFuCkIn cRiMe tO Be sQuAnDeRiNg eArTh pUsSy lIkE ThAt.
uh
what does gamzee know about earth pussy
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No.1373642
>>1373641
every quote someone posts makes me more glad i didnt decide to read it
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No.1373643
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No.1373644
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No.1373645
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No.1373646
i don't think i like homestuck being this canonically horny, tbh
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No.1373647
>>1373646
get hoiyp for the bugchasing chapter my dude!!
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No.1373648
>>1373647
was bugchasing in the tag list?
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No.1373649
i liked the adventure time one best, just for the snoop the dogg/snoop the human joke
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No.1373650
>>1373648
>implying i read the tag list
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No.1373651
is this like a joke
are you all joking and making shit up right now
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No.1373652
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No.1373653
>>1373651
if i said the words "gamzee redemption arc" what feeling does it create in you
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No.1373654
>>1373651
it might be done as deliberate clickbait
people will feel forced to check the site to know if its legitimate
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