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File: 100c9437140e43d⋯.mp4 (949.76 KB,720x720,1:1,Connor - you would not bel….mp4)

 No.1361875 [View All]

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 No.1362587

I'm going to the kitchen to get 350ml of water and four salt capsules

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 No.1362588

>>1362587

eat something you fucking bimbo

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 No.1362589

>>1362588

for what reason

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 No.1362590

me: i wanna be thin and cute

also me: most methods of diet and exercise are/were actual methods of torture and punishment

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 No.1362591

waiter! there's a fly in my salt capsule!

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 No.1362592

And you want fries with that??!? *laugh track*

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 No.1362593

howzit jreheads

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 No.1362594

File: 40f4b97a8dd03b7⋯.webm (2.58 MB,640x640,1:1,glue.webm)

people do this

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 No.1362595

>>1362594

what the fuck did he just super glue the wig to his head

what happens when he takes a shower

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 No.1362596

>>1362595

he dies

the dark souls of cosmetics

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 No.1362597

File: 1af7e9e4f3e0faa⋯.webm (2.72 MB,346x346,1:1,glue2.webm)

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 No.1362598

>>1362590

eat less

replace bad snacks with fruits

replace soda with lower calorie/sugar options such as iced teas

go for a walk, fatty

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 No.1362599

blue berries are the best snack fruit

but the problem is they are so inconsistent

ripe blue berries are litty af, but the second they pass that total ripeness threshold and get even a little old, they lose all the tartness and taste like sweet wet dirt

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 No.1362600

the one problem with portion control is counting calories gets old

thinking of signing up for weight watchers because i think their "points" are just basically counting calories for you, but i don't know if i could withstand the ego toll of being signed up for weight watchers

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 No.1362601

>>1362600

Get myfitnesspal

It literally takes 5 minutes to count calories for all three meals (if it's not complex stuff)

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 No.1362602

>>1362600

fasting is simpler than counting and measuring all the time

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 No.1362603

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click

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 No.1362604

>>1362602

die alien

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 No.1362605

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DQXI S livestream

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 No.1362606

I really doubt you people are marathon runners or professional strongmen

just fast

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 No.1362607

I'm really confused by how eating nothing is better than eating less

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 No.1362608

>>1362607

he's a dumb gay space alien

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 No.1362610

carrots sound pretty good rn

not raw tho

only leafy greens taste good raw

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 No.1362611

File: ae9b164033153b5⋯.jpg (49.92 KB,723x959,723:959,sac.jpg)

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 No.1362612

>>1362594

at first i though 'why would anyone show themselves doing this' but i guess all the balds watching it would love it, so that's something

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 No.1362613

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habbening

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 No.1362614

it'd be interesting to see a borderlands that hewed closer to the destiny/division/anthem/warframe (sort of) brand of looting and shooting, although i'd guess that it's probably going to be really close to the previous games

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 No.1362615

>>1362604

If all that matters is calories in calories out, then why is fasting bad? It's the same net effect (which is all that matters, according to you) bur way more efficient

please use your brain and explain

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 No.1362616

I go fast when I eat a hot chilli or curry.

Tee hee hee.

Please fuck me, I am so lonely.

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 No.1362617

>>1362615

depends on how often you're fasting

I'd think one or two days a week is fine

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 No.1362618

>>1362615

>redefining your life and eating like a weird crack addict hermit is "way more efficient" than just eating healthier

literally die fatty

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 No.1362619

*pisses in bottles*

it's efficient!

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 No.1362620

no see, not eating even when you get hunger pangs for a couple of days of the week is the same as eating a small amount regularly

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 No.1362621

File: f32201efa5ebe3c⋯.jpg (137.78 KB,912x338,456:169,Older Sister Experience - ….jpg)

in the future to lose weight you can just go into full dive vr for a few months while doctors regulate your calorie intake with a feeding tube and stimulate your muscles

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 No.1362622

>>1362621

didn't they try something like that with elvis

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 No.1362623

>>1362622

i dont think elvis got to experience deep dive vr, no

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 No.1362624

You ain't nothing but a hound dog was actually about going into a furry vr chat

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 No.1362625

>>1362623

i mean, they put him into a coma

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 No.1362626

File: 10e737bbdf6d13e⋯.jpg (95.92 KB,1280x720,16:9,AU4fXUVd3o0.jpg)

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 No.1362627

no, elvis died on the toilet

very similar,but not the same

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 No.1362628

anyway im the kind of retarded faggot who likes playing borderlands games so i might like playing the newo ne

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 No.1362629

>>1362628

I have 1, 2, and TPS

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 No.1362630

File: eaf1c418072f12a⋯.png (Spoiler Image,841.44 KB,851x1200,851:1200,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.1362631

i've got a buddy who's played through each borderland game like two dozen times a piece

i liked playing through them each once, but jesus i was getting bored by the end of the campaign each time. i do not get it.

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 No.1362632

>>1362618

is this just some maymay? do you even believe what you're saying? i don't get it.

>>1362620

i think you missed the point, buddy.

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 No.1362633

>>1362632

Please fuck me, I am so lonely.

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 No.1362634

>>1362633

why do you resort to this stuff instead of actually trying to defend your position if it's so important to you

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 No.1362635

captain eridan where are you

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 No.1362636

why is grant so aggressively stupid

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 No.1362642

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