bb192e No.149080
>summer starts tomorrow
Oh shit guys I am in dire straits right now and I need your help. I'm 5'6 and 260lbs and I need to know how I can get a six pack by tomorrow. There is this girl that I really like in my group of friends and we plan on going to the beach. Please help.
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609163 No.149082
>Going to the beach to do normalfag stuff.
Go to the beach to swim in the ocean, run, and lift large rocks. Disregard bitches, lift rocks.
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939fda No.149085
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e5f8ac No.149086
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34fbab No.149087
>>149080
>I'm 5'6
There's nothing that can be done, and at 260lbs you'll sink into the sand and become 5'3.
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991a00 No.149152
>>149080
Get a plastic surgeon to physically remove the body fat.
After you recover, beg on the streets because the plastic surgery broke your bank account.
The outdoors will be good for you and keep the fat away. The best part is you will have plenty of oppertunities to meet wahmens. There is literally no downside.
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a83039 No.149157
>not being on keto since new year's eve
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