/f1/ - Formula One

>>58637

And if he's not fit to race? Do they grab Ocon from Manor? Or do they like put Jorda in the seat and enjoy the shit show?

>>58638

Don't think they would be that stupid to put her in. They might try to get Ocon as Rio is still a Manor driver and he can just start driving there easily.

Scuderia Ferrari better get a podium position here. It should be rather good in Monza. If they fuck up yet again it would be a guaranteed double podium for Mercedes and either a Force India or a Williams.

>>58642

I'd just say that overall Ferrari and Red Bull are on the same level, with Ferrari heavily favouring power tracks and Red Bull even more heavily favouring tight tracks. Williams and Force India still a couple tenths per lap behind the two. Mercedes a couple tenths in front of the two except on the very heavily Red Bull favoured tracks where they are about equal.

Remember.

This is the last race with this layout.

Although I think the new layout is gonna be better. Curva Grande was really a nothing corner anyway.

>>58645

Aren't they getting rid of the chicane in '17?

>>58646

Yes.

There are some other drawings here:

http://www.f1fanatic.co.uk/2016/06/01/new-monza-second-quicker-f1-cars-2017/

All of this is providing Monza even makes it to next year.

>>58648

There's a certain Sochi vibe, the long sweeping corner into a tight something as turn one.

tbh i like it

>>58650

Reminds me of turn 1 at Le Mans.

>>58651

I hadn't thought of that but indeed.

I'll kek if Pirelli makes a huge arch over the exit

>>58649

bring back full course with oval, old lesmos and no chicanes plox.

inb4 max takes out both red cars in front of the tea-cozies

>>58656

>gets shot by tifosi

>>58656

meme magic pls

sky hamilton is awesome report - belgian review

https://vimeo.com/180939785

>>58660

> all that Verstappen dicksucking

Good job, now he's going to do it again until he breaks his wrists just to bully Ferrari.

Felipe press conference announced. Almost certainly retirement.

Goodbye my Felipe baby.

Massa has retired. It's going be driver merry go round now.

>>58666

Is Button meh enough to get a seat at Williams?

>>58666

Williams do like the experience and young gun approach, and JB is the only other driver in limbo. But I don't think you can call Bottas a whippersnapper there anymore.

Stoffel has to have a drive next year, or it will be one of the greatest tragedies.

>>58668

most definitely

>>58669

are they mad enough to promote Alex Lynn and choose him over Bottas? Lynn is already testing for F-e so into the trash he goes methinks

we should be careful with the Stoffel hype, Hulkenberg had a similar record coming into F1 and we've seen how that turned out. there's no conspiracy, the teams know more than we do.

Thursday Drivers' Press Conference

>>58665

literally who cares.

His only chance to redeem himself was if he split hamilton and rosberg at abu dhabi handing rosberg the championship.

This spic manlet can disappear into obscurity with every other mediocre and annoying brazilian driver.

>>58645

>Although I think the new layout is gonna be better. Curva Grande was really a nothing corner anyway.

I was all ready to get angry and then I realized you were being sarcastic.

>>58655

Looked it up to see if an rfactor sperg did it, here's an assetto corsa (fuck that game) sperg doing it.

>>58672

jenson utterly bombing 10 minutes in

>>58674

I wasn't.

It's a nothing corner with the first chicane there.

It's just a curved straight out of the first chicane to the second chicane.

We don't live in a world where Curva Grande is gonna be allowed to be taken flat outside of testing so they may as well get rid of it.

At least with the new layout you have a highspeed right hand flick with about 3m of elevation that obscures the view of the new chicane.

Also the god awful first chicane is finally gone.

>>58672

Jenson talking to Ferrari to replace Kimi or what? You can't actually be that excited about Williams right?

>>58670

Yeah they do, but isn't there that Renault guy that had Stoffel as a driver in GP3/GP2/whatever else practically dripping oceans worth of moist out of his cunny trying to get Stoffel to Renault?

I'd say that's a pretty good sign

>>58676

>We don't live in a world where Curva Grande is gonna be allowed to be taken flat outside of testing so they may as well get rid of it.

Is your country as complacent with failure as you are? Because that would explain a lot.

>>58678

they cut out the palmer OG?

>>58677

Maybe when you've been in a Honda for the past 3 years you can get excited about driving a Corolla

About an hour to go for FP1

or not

>mount panorama reruns

>with a cheap annoying echo effect to make it seem like the voiceover is over the trackside tannoy

>>58680

Oh are you the new head of the FIA?

If I had known that I wouldn't have said anything as you are clearly gonna lead the sport on the path to greatness.

that thing looks extra bad on the mchonda

Ferrari maxed out their engine. Its crunch time for them.

>fisichella

why

Vettel looking good.

Ragged vestappen

is the anglosphere max meme supposed to be edgy wunderkind or pantomime villain this weekend

>>58687

Not the other guy but there's no use in being an apologist or resigning yourself to toleration of this. This is a himalayan visual quilt board and it exists partially to give you the freedom to bitch about shit that sucks.

perez strikes me as someone who would kick a homeless person

geico plug

do they really need to keep harry in the back of the garage?

>he has nowhere else to go

>>58695

I just don't think it actually sucks. Yeah old layout would be amazing but out of the current layout and the new one I'll take the new one.

Torro Rosso rock bottom at speed traps.

Hahaha, bodged start from Vestapen

is it time for ferrari low fuel glory run yet

The big E in the pitlane. Maybe cutting a deal for the red team to win.

>>58702

They don't do that anymore. I think they might even be running an old engine if they are this restricted on mileage.

Ferrari are running an old engine now. Edwards also confirmed it.

Massa Sr looking enthusiastic as always.

he didn't really need those other gears anyway

>did you get mobbed, paul di resta?

do they pay mark hughes for this garbage or did he win some give us tweets for free contest

Vettel's helmet is pretty snazzy

they massaged the stupid drinking slogan

>it still sounds retardaire

oh yeah there's f1 on….

>dat lap from Bottas

reminds me of Gimi in 2005

what musak are you using to keep awake, lads?

>tfw like Dio-Sabbath much more than Ozzy-Sabbath

>likewise with Sammy Hagar and David Lee Roth in Van Halen

McLaren gearbox hydro leak. Engine change?

That's an improvement from Honda. Before they they would need an engine change for any sort of leak.

>there's an australian version of progressive flo

Flavio and Bernie together…..

>NBC showing replays of the crashes from Spa every time they come back from a commercial break

well to be fair there isn't much else of interest to show

>>58721

the original "nico hit me"

hamrosvetlol

>"He should watch his language when he says I might kill someone, cause he killed someone himself in Melbourne 2001', referring to Villeneuve's crash where debris of his car killed a marshall."

Max literally going for the kill

>>58725

Obviously been reading interweb flame wars and/or info from Jos since Max was like 3 years old when that happened

>>58725

the absolute mad man

i can't wait for the next time he fucks up

this is my reaction to Heineken as well

>>58733

he doesn't even drive any more, he has a driver. i remember this from his chat with ted when asked about his new car (an infiniti or lexus or some garbage) and how he did all the test drives sitting in the passenger seat

>if you drove in your youth but can't any more, drink the fuck up

>>58737

>go to italy, land of suntanned, raven haired girls

>have fan girls who kiss you un solicited

>they're not hot

poor nico

should be some wtcc qualy starting momentarily @motegi

>>58741

Than* even, fucking liquor

>>58741

it has been since the v8s died

>>58743

I'm hoping Ferrari will become more powerful after the regulation changes in 2017. Until then, I will just watch this season in a casual mode. I find myself more hype for gp2 these days which is pretty sad.

i wish they would schedule FP3 at the same start time as FP1

still throws me off

>>58743

It's funny how that was a merely okay tier era, but by contrast it's actually good.

that black guy wearing the aids quilt and rerun hat, does he have a job? or does he just show up to every fucking race by himself

nooogrean

>hamrosvetraibotmasricves

fucking hell

oh joy more max shit

does ferrari have a "x days since last sacking" sign somewhere

parabolica through the years

mercifully without the current year V6 Turbo cars

>ocon

just look at that upgraded honda dominate

dae magnussen had all 4 wheels off the track?

just show some replay during the final seconds

i mean it's not like anything is happen

>"I expect Mercedes to set banker laps on the supersoft"

>meanwhile shot of Louis on soft tires

better luck next time, Will

GUT

Massa why….

>di resta unironically imparting his wisdom and expertise to hill

>>58765

Being fair they have a lot of time to fill with bullshit

get hype for hamrosvet

>>58765

but anon, he beat Vettel one year in F3

>4x world champ by the transitive property

checo marscapone itching to sack someone

his morning: sack someone, coffee, sack someone

all these utterly garbage made up records

>>58770

Hamilton sets a new record of consecutive laps while having his dick sucked by Sky commentators

HAM

ROS

VET

inb4 the race is a snoozer

>to equal fangio and senna

>>58773

Hopefully Nico takes out Lewis like in Barcelona.

>>58776

Who knows, maybe by next year Mclaren will be great again.

Sounds an awful lot like a reaction to philippe leaving

>>58644

>I hope Ferrari does well so that the axe and chopping block get put away

Definitely not happening today

http://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/ferrari-failed-on-2016-f1-targets-marchionne-815004/

>>58776

>>58779

He should have announced this last year.

Now watch him use all this extra time to ruin himself with that filthy whore. Bet you she announces she is pregnant next week.

"Oh how lovely the nations favourite has got himself a little brat to show off. How proud would his father John have been."

Jenson can go rot at the bottom of the McLaren lake for all I care.

>>58780

does woe king have a memeteme like the mk dongs

>>58780

nm

>cardinals

fucking catholics

>>58776

>>58779

>>58780

"I love McLaren-Honda – I firmly believe it's made up of the best bunch of people I've ever worked with – and I have no intention of ever driving for another Formula 1 team."

Pretty rich coming from a guy who's cheated on all of his previous teams.

>>58778

Of two minds on Marchionne and Ferrari - he is being a dick publicly but reading what he's saying about not wanting to hire a 'great hero', those are positive steps. Unfortunately it's the same "we failed, let's focus on the next season now" crap Ferrari has been doing for the last 10 years…

autism qualifying notebook for convenience

>>58779

seems like a win win. Button gets to keep the bucks and doesnt have to drive and vandoorne can disappoint in a shit car for a shit team.

>>58754

>shit tier onboard recording of matra v12 is still better than current shit.

>>58813

>vandoorne can disappoint in a shit car for a shit team.

>2017 mclaren

>shit

You know McLaren basically wrote the 2017 aero regs right?

If HAM gets away from the 1st corner, it's pretty much over as a contest.

>>58815

I'm hoping rosberg won't fuck the start

>>58816

VET should at least have a start advantage with the SuperSoft. Rosberg can't hold a candle to Lewis at this track.

>>58817

I'm hoping for a first corner crash tbh

>>58818

Vestappen is not too far away so that is a real possibility.

>>58819

>VES takes out both the mercs

>ferrari 1-2

>everyone immediately stops talking shit about VES

Wow, EJ saying that the Big E's is not going to be around for too long.

Lewis, absolutely

BLESSED

>Liberty Media may be buying CVC's stake in F1

intredsting, we'll see how that pans out

any way max can crash into crofty? i don't ax for much just a fluke detached drs flap scything into the media center

classic Bernie interview with Buxton

>F1 is going to have new owners next week, Bernie?

>I don't know

>Will you be there?

>I am here

Damn, Ocon towering over DC

Danny Ric listening to some Kendric Lamar

>Rock version of the anthem

Any of you have an acestream now?

LETS GOOOOOO.

Pls don't crash into each other Seb & Kimi.

Matchett going with the HAM-ROS-VET, smart man

Hobbo puling for Bottas if the Mercs sudoku each other. Maybe he read up on Emilia after his gaffe last time out.

dubs and wild bottas start going straight third

b276891b474cca4bedd656b988a4a707f769de90

For 3.5k Henno shit.

Expecting a good old HAM ROS VET. Is there even another option?

Kimi remember not to stall it this time round.

>>58833

praise kek

and then he bombs the mercs

steve o mediums

>>58836

First lap prang taking out one of those three.

>>58840

That would be nice. RAI BOT PER.

>>58836

>Is there even another option?

Sennas ghost fucking up the race.

>>58841

>not wanting RAI PER BOT

>>58836

>Is there even another option?

Rosberg choking the start and a ferrari 2-3

gimi cut tire incoming

>Hamilel

ham BTFO

YES FUCK YESS

SABOTAGE

> HAM

> VES

VETTEL

thanks kek

SUCK IT HAMMY

It's buitifel, lewisha and max btfo.

both the Mercedeses got such a crap start

always a bad sign when you see that many cars pop out from behind

>>58846

It won't last.

That's the worst thing.

>tfw well behind

GO GO NICO

>steve

cmon WALLtteri keep hamilton behind you

>Nasr out instead of Palmer

my meme magic was close tho >>58752

rip sauber, don't use the swiss flag anymore please.

VSC for that debris?

Can Hamilton climb the Finnish wall?

VES did a kimi at the start

Kek, that versleepen start.

>>58864

and Steve did a webber

you might say he had a

GUT reaction

>Toto Wolff starts to clap

>realizes it's Lewisha that got btfo instead of Nico

kek

Good vibrations for gimi.

>>58870

wew

alonso trying the sebastian vettel time trial line

goattas

>giving penalties to cars that have already retired

savage

>>58874

WALLtteri

>>58876

Finland looses again.

>>58876

shit wall tbh fam

Rears are wasted bruh

>rear tire is kill

I think they cut the engineer's reply

>no shit

sauber better not ruin my predictions by sending nasr back out

what are Sauber doing, the absolute madmen?

also post good processional race musak

>>58882

Hasn't Palmer already retired anyway?

>>58882

>>58884

Nasr still needs to overlap Palmer.

why do they never mention the mercedes engine when hamilton makes a pass

Kimi on a very aggressive strategie it seems.

Quads for Vettel wins Monza.

>3.9 seconds

>>58888

Shitty pitstop though.

Think Nasr just really wanted to drive.

>>58892

Maybe they fixed him to do the ten second penalty for whatever reason

>>58892

He likes blue flags.

>>58893

>>58894

>>58895

Or Sauber wants more data because 2016 is ruined anyway?

Ricciardo keeping up with the Williams. Great effort.

> the re-tire'd Ferrari's

>>58896

>sauber decides to use the rest of the grand prix as a testing session

>they install like a new 2017 wing or something

>the car is still slow as shit

maybe currytits cut a per lap deal with the sponsors like some sort of charity fun run

nasr doesn't seem to be running anyway so maybe he just finds the cockpit to be a comfy place

kekberg with mediums???

>That front right Mercedes wheel changer

Kill that man

>>58902

gotta make it to the end in the most boring way possible

>>58902

probably going to the end

pray for pirelli

Let's hope that the medium tyres really suck.

come on debris

if rosberg does a good enough job at blocking the ferraris, it's a merc 1-2

WHO WOULD HAVE EXPECTED A MERC 1-2

Wehrlein NO.

>>58908

He doesn't even need to block them, he's already faster than the Ferraris.

Dead Manor

>two races in a row with my backmarker badger drivers getting cucked

I didn't want to win anyways

Do we have one "oops, did it again" for ferrari strategists?

get out of there it's gonna blow

>>58914

negative

name three drivers for whom this is their last italian gp

Palmer mad as fuck

>>58916

Massa, Button, Alonso.

>>58916

Jenson/Massa/Palmer

>>58916

Hamilton/Massa/Button

Hahahaha, Honda running out of power even before halfway

>DRS will never go away in your lifetime

plan 3 is "lket me get out of the car"

time for maxs to gill gimi

Palmer in jammies?

Rai behind ves, going to be juicy

Fugggg he pitted

Max getting btfo by Ocon.

>>58928

Nevermind that Ocon is behind one lap, but he's still in front of Nasr.

>>58929

A BROKEN MAN

Kvyat pls don't kill yourself

>>58916

massa/button/kvyat(suicide)

haroo

>Hamilton

GO GO NICO

WOO HOO

>>58936

We're talking about Nico the woo has to sound scripted

Go Goattas.

>>58938

ebin, he lost again.

Bretty good from the bully

Mega stop by ricci

superior australian balls

That Alonso laughing. Top kek.

>hahahaha

toppest kek

>Max pushes another driver off circuit

and then his engine catches fire

>>58945

Perez bailed, he could have turned

>>58947

I know I was just fucking around

So a Mercedes 1-2 anyway.

Fuck Ferrari man, why can't they do anything right? This was a double podium guaranteed and they fucked it up yet again with shit strategy.

>>58949

They really didn't have the pace really

Kek, Alonso laughing at the engineer, getting new tyres and getting the fastest lap, because why not.

NICO

NICO

NICO

NICO

woo hoo

NICOLA

>nicola rosberg

>Nicola

Nicola

I

C

O

L

A

tbf I would fuck Nicola

ricola nosberg

>>58950

I think they had the pace to leave the trailing Mercedes behind them.

>>58960

Not on the same tyres. They needed to be one step softer

>Nasr not classified

>>58960

Not entirely sure, if they hadn't blinked and put the supersofts they might have been able to block ham for a bit but then they would have both been dispatched in the straight, same way ham dispatched bottas

>>58962

Think it's a bigger risk than betting on Williams, Redbull being able to annoy Hamilton for long enough.

No akward silence like last week.

nice smoke

>Cheer Hamilton

>Boo Rosberg

I don't why we are concerned if Italy is dropped.

>>58968

Next time without Italy.

That podium is just the best

>>58968

I think they booed both merc drivers, but it wasn't as obnoxious as say the british GP

>dat wet t-shirt contest

amigo is spanish you git

>nico not speaking italy

pls

>That shitty Heineken Trophy

Oh god they are all going to be like that.

>>58975

soon they'll replace the champagne by beer

GRAZIEEEEEEE

>>58974

he did it

the absolute mad man

>Nico's Italian is better than Vettels

BASED NICO

wat

>>58976

And not even good beer, just pisswater.

Best podium of the year hands down.

>>58982

agreed

>>58982

this

>>58982

and that's why we should keep monza

>tfw kinda want Nico and Vettel at Ferrari together

Would be pretty based

Why did it go into anti-stall in the first place?

>>58988

I think not enough revs or a bad clutch bite point finding procedure.

>>58989

That could have been way worse had he not done his homework like Lewis in Baku.

Ricciardo actually mentioned before that he was impressed by Verstappen's knowledge of the inner workings of the car. I wonder who has the most technical knowledge on the grid. I can imagine Rosberg and Vettel being up there, probably the McLaren boys as well just because of their experience.

Nico Rosberg dominated the Italian Grand Prix at Monza, after being handed a huge advantage when poleman Lewis Hamilton suffered a poor start and dropped to fifth on the opening lap.

Making it sound like Lewisha had a heart attack instead of making a mistake

>>58991

Hopefully choco senna keeps it up

(autismbook)

>Race Results for Italy

>You scored 139 points

>The Top score was 197 points

>Your World Ranking was: 199 / 7267

that's more like it

>>58996

I used to post here so much until f1 became so terminally fucked.

>>58996

Australia went back to cuckchan after the argument.

If it wasn't for the posting restrictions there in terms of bannable content, audio WEBMs and 5 pictures a post I think I would as well.

>>58997

i thought it mite pick up after summer break but o well

>>58998

> went back to cuckchan

that is the funniest thing since joe saward's sister being raped

>>58998

wow what the fuck happened

>Argument

?

>>59000

WELL MEMED (also trips)

>>59001

>>58086

>>59002

That's it?

what a silly thing to have a fit over. Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones.

>getting bullied by some lame bantz i didn't even read

there's got to be more to it than that

mexibro was a pretty reliable poster and it was a shame that we lost him. He was pretty hype and fun to tease.

>>59004

No it was

>I like it here. No one accuses me of ruining it for them because I "denigrated" something they like by not liking it.

>I'll just be an asshole here by reminding people when races are on, and finding streams for everything so they can watch.

>:^)

>>59006

you're telling me he threw a hissy because some nissan skyline gtr people didnt appreciate his streams? what did he turn into henno when i wasn't looking

>>59006

literally wtf?

>>59007

I assume he did it because roidpedalanon (I'm guessing that is you >>59008, I can't tell) said this

>There's a fine line between bantz and being a dick to fellow 8ch denizens.

>Time enough in this debate to invoke Godwin's law/Neimoller and say I didn't care that much when you scared off Mexi, but at this rate there are few enough posters that if it comes down to me and you I'll decamp.

>Not that deciding not to shitpost anonymously on a filipino basket weaving forum is a big deal but I limit my engagement in the knowledge you will attempt "bantz" aka denigrating whatever you don't agree with.

I feel part of the problem comes for the lack of users.

If we had enough that posting was quite fast and that you couldn't really recognise users just by their flag alone this would have been mitigated.

As it is we all know who each other is when we post and any single post stands out and can be attributed.

>>59009

i can't even make it through all that greentext without glazing over tbh

Anyway I got to go back to bed.

Don't know what is gonna happen tomorrow.

>>59009

Merely felt like I had to say something in that case - Straya was arguably the top contributor to this board but he needed to be taken down a notch. Too bad he decided to be king of a different molehill.

Think I'll not take sides in arguments again…

I love how a 10 poster board manages to have as much drama as 1000+ posters forums

>>59013

We channel the drama of F1 itself.

I still enjoy that we are both the largest sport and auto related board

>>59013

Hopefully we can all get along and enjoy a sport which bleeds your soul dry.

>e-journalist F1 'reporters' regurgitating content written by fellow BestFans™ in print media

Where are we in this meta human centipede?

http://www.skysports.com/f1/news/12433/10565776/lewis-hamilton-the-real-winner-at-belgian-gp-declares-fleet-street

>>59014

>>59015

yay fun

>>59016

The British press do have blinders on for our drivers. In Monza, EJ was saying that Palmer was Renaults MVP and should get another year there. I get it that he is GP2 champion, but he hasn't been outperforming K-MAG hand over fist or anything and Kevin is the only one who as got Renault points.

Hamilton on the other hand really is the closest thing to Senna this generation is going to get so they do go overboard specially as he is British.

In the young driver category, Verstappen is good but I think Stoffel is even better, hopefully McLaren can give him a car that gives him a chance.

>>59018

>Palmer was Renaults MVP

I can understand masturbating over lewlew but Palmer?

wew

>>59009

>If we had enough that posting was quite fast and that you couldn't really recognise users just by their flag alone this would have been mitigated.

there were points where we had at least 2 of each flag (except maybe india and austria) but yeah clearly as the sport has declined, posting has been down.

>>59012

>Straya was arguably the top contributor to this board but he needed to be taken down a notch. Too bad he decided to be king of a different molehill.

I agree with this.

>>59018

closest thing to senna in terms of being an inflexible and overly emotional bitch who believes that god gave him the right of way, yeah.

I'm pulling for palmer because he pisses off plebbit.

saward is reporting the sale is done, i think

but the article is so full of sawardshit that i'm having a hard time slogging through it

>>59020

Don't think he actually believes any of that, and just really wants to be Senna so he larps being him in interviews.

when exactly does the token system end and why is ren O still holding onto so many? i thought they didn't need them for overwinter

>Ferrari: 0 (32 used)

>Honda: 3 (29 used)

>Mercedes: 6 (26 used)

>Renault: 21 (11 used)

>>59027

They are probably trying to use those tokens to prep the engine for next year.

>>59027

>>59030

Pretty sure they were to abandon the token system for next year.

>>59031

yes they are going to scrap it. Last year Ferrari used their remaining tokens to prep this years engine, so Renault might have been thinking of doing something similar but with no token restrictions next year, they don't have to blow through it all in a hurry. But whatever they do now has to be a base for next years engine.

>>59032

I don't really understand, what's the point in using the tokens for next year's engine when they are unlimited in what they can do next year?

Renault is doing an update for Singapore.

http://www.planetf1.com/news/renault-update-ahead-of-the-singapore-gp/

Best chance for Dany RIC to score that win. Or will Mr Singapore VET be a Cat 5 Stampeding Hurricane to his hopes.

>>59034

Yeah, Singapore is a true Red Bull track. I can see Ricci getting pole again like in Monaco and cruising to victory like he should have in Monaco.

>>59033

Maybe there's just not that much to improve on the engine and they're focusing 90% on the 2017 one.

>>59033

You can potentially test out some bits and pieces or concepts that you think might help next year. In f1 there is no higher commodity than track time. Just look at Honda. It is always good to start ahead in F1 than to try to catch up.