/f1/ - Formula One

German F4 in 20 bings

>Mick Schumacher and qt3.14 Sophia Flörsch are driving

Stream:

http://livestream.com/accounts/7944274/events/6041951

>not up yet

Timing:

http://static.sportresult.com/federations/fia/liveresults/adac/index.html?series=453aa1a8-5e5e-47be-9871-5ef518963825

NASCAR at Watkins Glen later today

>road course

>always meme as fuck

>only good NASCAR race of the year on a non-ironic level

Start time:

http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?p1=179&iso=20160707T1430&msg=NASCAR%20at%20Watkins%20Glen&sort=1

>>57736

>Stream:

>http://livestream.com/accounts/7944274/events/6041951

>>not up yet

Stream is go

>>57739

After 1st lap:

>Schumacher 5th

>Sophia 11th

typical Schumacher cheating

>>57746

>last pic unrelated :^)

>>57737

>NASCAR at Watkins Glen later today

1 bong to go

>>57754

Stream:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ45MFoXd-A

>>57755

Goddamn these fucking ads are just… sad.

>>57756

>tfw Viasat isn't covering this race

>>57756

At least they're not all for gambling

Holy fuck this fucking MUH AMERICA.

I didn't think it was actually this bad.

>>57759

Oh it is

That is not country music

who will explode today

>tfw no one obeys track limits, and no one cares

Should tweet Crufty and tell him to watch.

Hopefully he'll have a heart attack and die.

How many pace laps do they have to do?

>>57763

They will follow them better then that race at COTA

>>57764

>How many pace laps do they have to do?

They're waiting to hear back from Jesus.

>Nascar's with windscreen wipers

An amazing technological advancement for Nascar.

What will they think of next?

Functioning brake lights instead of stickers?

>inb4 F1 new rule: exceed track limits and you have to come to a complete stop

>>57771

>leader

Damn.

Saw the aftermath, but didn't see the actual crash. Pretty brutal.

>>57771

>Annemiek van Vleuten

>@AvVleuten

>Professional cyclist Orica AIS I National champion timetrial 2016 + 2014 & road 2012 I Winner Tour of Flanders & Worldcup 2011 I Msc Animal Science I Coffee I

>Professional cyclist

Don't know about that… :^)

>no one has crashed yet

They're getting better at this

>Danica leading

>>57777

>checked

Luckily it's only because she has pit yet.

>Danica leading on merit. Ever.

>Commercial breaks during your Olympic coverage

I really do wounder how Americans deal with this.

Stream ded

>stream kill

Potato stream for now

http://nowwatchtvlive.co/usa-network-live-watch-usa-network-online/

>>57781

alternate potato

http://cricfree.sc/update/ch15.php

non-english ace

3b0796661f783236f24756821f5efb1d15d59d7f

It's well ahead of the potato, so wait for it to stabilise, then pause it until potato catches up to sync the audio

This apparently works, but gets geoblocked for me.

Guessing murica only.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/vip50

>>57784

works for me

>ded

DANICA BTFO

It's always out of the carousel

For fuck sake I forgot to watch Robot Wars again

>>57793

Just torrent it

>>57794

Nah. I'll just watch it on iplayer.

It's just I keep forgetting about it and it is really good.

Original streamer is back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wRK_Y-Jlak

>Caution for a spin

How many GWC?

>>57803

They'd have to do a full green lap to do that iirc

>not going to happen on current form

>that finish

Lel

All this butthurt by Truex

I love how when they ram someone out they're all "rubbings racing", but when someone does it to them…

45 minutes left of American United Sports Car

http://multimedia.netstorage.imsa.com/players/multimedia01/index.html

>probably geoblocked for Americans

>>57779

the network coverage has always been utterly unwatchable

>>57814

Mana goes to the Singapore GP.

I would not be able to handle the loss.

>>57815

>10 miles

>Police found only a rudimentary collection of bomb-making material, firearms and arrows during their search of the ringleader's home.

ARROWS

>The gang had abducted Ms Schunk from her heavily fortified home by pretending to be couriers delivering a package

>Azevodo's fingerprints had been discovered in Ms Schunk's Ford Fiesta which was found abandoned 25 miles away from her home

do you think she really wanted a ford fiesta or is it a DL ride to not draw attention to herself

>>57816

ringleader is officially a nerd and just wanted to play D&D IRL

>tfw endured flight delay odyssey coming back from friend's wedding and am too jetlagged/fatigued to shitpost properly

I've been lurking but there is a slight dearth of F1 for obvious reasons

enclosed cockpit midget cars when

oh wait

>>57825

Also:

>@ChevyClauson's Dad

That's his dog's twitter account.

>nothing of value was lost

>>57829

>equestrian events but no motorsports

>horses are athletes but cars aren't

Maybe they can have a separate event for athletes that aren't normal people and call it the special olympics

>>57830

>>equestrian events but no motorsports

>>horses are athletes but cars aren't

>drivers are actually super fit

>riders literally don't break a sweat

Dressage is even worse.

>>57830

>b-but muh legacy

There are so many barely relevant sports in the olympics.

And so many sports you only ever hear about every 4 years.

>>57832

The Olympics should only be for barely relevant sports though.

If your sport has a greater prize it shouldn't be an Olympic event.

Football, Tennis, Rugby, Golf, baseball…etc all of them should be removed.

Motorsport shouldn't be an Olympic event

>>57833

That's an interesting idea, but how many sports are we left with? Pretty much every sport that has some world championship could be considered bigger than the olympics.

that is why they call it The Olympic Sports

>>57834

Not really.

I mean there are world championships in swimming and athletics but they aren't bigger than an Olympic medal.

The only ones I can think of are:

Basketball

Football

Golf

Rugby

Tennis

And maybe outdoor cycling

For everything else the world championships are just there to build to your Olympics.

>get back from laundry

>they had news on

jesus, trump and clinton are really it? i thought it was memeing

fuuuuuck

they raised the price of the last of the limited time tim tams to $4.49 and only caramel were left

some days man

Will McLaren cuck Force india or even williams in the constructors?

9 races to go, and the Spa fuel and possibly engine update + another ERS update for Suzuka.

>>57839

>Honda says upgrades are coming and the engine will be good

>every fucking week for 2 seasons

I'll believe it when I see it

>be me

>phone touchscreen decides to stop working

>have to use 5 year old phone instead

>tfw 4" screen, gingerbread, nvidia tegra

First fortnight in 6 months that I'm not over budget and living off my credit card to be paid with next fortnights money, and now I have to find $200 to buy whatever Chinese phone I can find that is the least shit.

Will probably stick with the old phone for a month or two out of pure spite.

>>57843

King? Lynn? obviously not Rossi

>>57845

Ocon

>>57847

cucked :^)

>>57848

by 2 seconds.

Suicide is the only option

guess they should have made more sacrificial offerings of cole slaw

>>57846

Part 2 will be the inevitable british butthurt if Palmer gets his ass handed to him by a man with a silly name

>>57853

butthurt indonesians

>>57855

>GP2

>turbo

Guess they got mad about trackside fans saying how much better than F1 the GP2 cars sounded.

Will still sound better than F1 though because like you said, no hybrid.

>>57855

Didn't they delay the regulation change recently?

Pretty sure it is now gonna be after 2017

>>57858

I haven't heard any word of delaying.

In other news though Mercedes is vetoing the introduction of the 2.0T engines in DTM, because Audi and BMW have their engines ready and Mercedes does not.

>>57860

Actually the GP2 is 2200cc.

>>57860

>3.4L turbo

They're going to have to gimp the fuck out of that to not make huge power.

>also:

>top exhaust, side intake

Interesting

>>57858

Actually you were right.

http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/125133

>Introduction of new GP2 car pushed back to 2018

>>57862

Just found that pic on the article, not sure how accurate it is though, there are estimates between 2.2L-3.4L but then again if they pushed it back to 2018 they probably still haven't decided.

The decision to stick with the existing Dallara GP2/11, which was due to be phased out at the end of this season, has been made for cost reasons.

It also means that the series' existing teams can compete for one more season before deals are renewed - which in GP2 traditionally coincides with the introduction of a new car - in 2018.

Series boss Bruno Michel told Autosport: "We decided that because of the general economic situation we are going for one more year to do the same thing, to give an extension to the teams for one more year as well.

"Even if the series is doing fine we always need to be quite careful because there are not thousands of drivers ready to come and cover the budget in GP2, and in GP3 as well.

"After discussing with the teams it was better not to have to buy two new cars for next year, to give a bit of time to see how things are for racing in 2018."

Although Michel would not be drawn on the current stalemate regarding the FIA's negotiations with GP2 for the series to be rebranded as Formula 2, this does also give several more months for a rapprochement between the two parties.

It also gives a period of grace for GP2 to decide whether to introduce the new halo cockpit-safety device that will be used in Formula 1 next season.

"If we wanted to introduce the halo system, we would have to make some very heavy modifications on the chassis and I think it's going to be too costly for next year, but of course we'll consider it on the new car," added Michel.

DAMS boss Francois Sicard supported the move to delay the new car until 2018.

"It's a really good decision from the organisers," said Sicard.

"To invest in a completely new car is difficult when the economic situation is not the best, and it means also that they can prepare the new one - I know they have some innovative ideas, with a completely new engine.

"Then they can present the car ready to race without all the usual new-car issues.

"The [existing] car has extremely good performance, and is a really good tool to train drivers for Formula 1, so I think this is the right decision for the right time."

>>57866

>It also gives a period of grace for GP2 to decide whether to introduce the new halo cockpit-safety device that will be used in Formula 1 next season.

REEEEEEE FUCKING HALOS

>>57855

>>57858

>>57866

Also if it does become Formula 2 it will have a hybrid system.

>>57846

Rip Harry. He did his best he could.

>>57871

Credit where it's due, he wasn't as extraordinarily bad as we predicted.

>he was still shit though

>>57857

Are you sure they're praising Jesus and not Satan?

https://youtu.be/XlsfB2huouo

>tfw might not be able to rely on badger GP points from Wehrmacht anymore

>Froome can only get bronze

And people wonder why he isn't as loved as Wiggo

>>57879

I don't even need to coerce you to watch roidpedal anymore :^)

>>57880

Two bronze TT medals are a lot less prestigious than "three-time Tour de France winner" by anyone's measure. Them old man watts from Fabian Cancellara were pretty impressive tho.

>tfw turned it off after he set the fastest time at the first check

>>57881

>I don't even need to coerce you to watch roidpedal anymore :^)

Nah, didn't pay much attention to it tbh. I just have Olympic crap on for background noise.

Got the screenshot because it froze perfectly when it buffered while starting up.

BTW:

>BBC1: 964d4a6632bf9c8c088de94e12a4597b2173e291

>BBC2: 4903c848edf7635e6152d3b82162710b37262223

>>57881

Yeah but 4 time gold medal winner (could become 5) and the first British Tour de France winner trumps him by some distance.

>>57882

>BBC1

This diving commentator sucks British dick so hard that he would give Croft a run for his money.

>>57885

worked though ;^)

>>57887

I occasional pick up a discard evening standard when I get the train back from work and do the Sudoku.

It's always fun seeing how silly the news from London is. Especially house prices.

>a room the size of a cupboard

>£1 billion

>>57889

when i get new onaholes they sometimes put in real estate section from whatever town in japan that is

they have some rental system like lease but all up front, like you have to pay a year in advance plus a bunch of fees and the numbers are all in yen so they already look like pentagon budget

>>57891

How often do you get onaholes?

>>57892

maybe three times a year? the good tight ones get tears and wear out quick

i have a bunch of sloppy and gimmick ones that i pretty much i never use that looked nice in the diagram

>>57894

>gj being dicks

Result of the Dept of Immigration getting beefed up when the right realized there's votes in demonizing spooky skurry immigrants :^)

>they even renamed much of the Dept of Immigration to "Border Force" to make it sound more like a gestapo

>>57895

>protecting the border is bad guize

>maldonado to manor[wec]

>>57899

He should go to a ferrari team, that way he can crash into a LMP1 whilst getting blue flagged.

>>57899

Shame, this means even less chances of him returning to F1

>>57901

Was there any hope to begin with?

>>57902

I had hopes, and maybe he could have been a swap for Harry if Merc didn't have someone else to offer just now.

>>57901

i was hoping he would go to indycar and win the 500

>well connected Finnish F1 journalist claims today that Renault have made Bottas an offer which could be difficult to refuse.

what happened to wanting someone with charisma

>>57906

probably some pegging

>>57909

She will probably end up getting an set of Olympic rings on her ass

>Netherlands died on the track

>>57912

ghetto olympics

>>57913

Didn't stop us dominating

Hottest Olympic chick? My vote goes to Michaela Meijer

>>57925

just watch moto3

>>57925

just think of all the track limits banter crofty will have saved up for FP1

and all the shirtless hamil vacation shots for the f1 report preview

>>57930

Oh but there's a lot to babble about with the new rules and the plausible ratification of the halo :^)

>>57932

having "crosseye" syndrome before entering a turn.

>Vigilance

the fuck is this gay shit

>>57936

wtf

>>57937

And now for his final trick.

GOAT cycling event now

>>57983

I also made that mistake

>>57987

i actually know someone with one of those masks

two, actually

>"do you want one?"

>never speak to me or my wife's son again

>>57987

Oh good, they removed it.

>codefaggot put an announcement on EVERY fucking board "warning" us about the latest /pol/ boogeyman

>there is actually an "Inside WEC" now

>(or maybe for a while but never noticed)

>it's actually about the race and actually shows footage unlike IGP which doesn't into affording the rights from FOM

>it's still fucking shitty and boring

can't polish a wec beavis

>>57990

>motorsport.com's youtube channel

>1,123 subscribers

That's embarrassing

>tfw good webm of girl smearing peanut butter on her asshole and dog licking it off while she jills

>it has no sound

i fucking hate that cuck so much for this

>>57992

Amateur

http://en.luxuretv.com/videos/female-dog-licking-the-blonde-bitch-15711.html

>>57993

Or download here:

http://depositfiles.com/files/47tqe87y2

>>57993

finding it isn't the point, having to go find it is the point

don't even want it now because tainted

>>57995

>having feels this sensitive

>>57998

Oh forgot to say…

As if that wasn't all bad enough, the guy they harassed is an ABC (Australian equivalent of the BBC) news journalist who specializes as a police and emergency services reporter.

Oops.

>>57999

Who they thought was on drugs because…. he had a cold.

>>57998

is he related to will

>>58001

Don't think so.

>useless fact: Will's brother is an average tier stand up comedian.

>>57999

ABC "journalists" are scum anyway.

>>58004

I'd love to sit in her car.

Seriously, more interested in that than her.

>>58012

>Self employed

is that what people put when they don't want to say "unemployed shitposter"

moto3 over

moto2 start in five bings

motogp imminent

it's austria red bull ring btw

inb4 the ducatis take each other out like the last one of these i watched

>>58028

>Sacre bleu!!!

he should get jail time just for that

>>58029

I did cringe, but at least he didn't start making comments about muh murican freedom.

>representing your nonentity country by getting caught in a 3k pursuit

did they show up for the free Galaxy S7?

>>58023

Ducati confirmed for owning the 2017 season, especially after Lorenzo moves in.

>>58038

So it's not just hamilton :^)

>>58038

Mark "three last names? Going down in flames" Cavendish

>>58041

is Kittel really that bad?

>>58042

Kittel is more powerful and was btfo'ing Cav on a regular basis circa 2013-14 but it was totally reversed at le Tour this year. Manxman rediscovered that training on the track made him a good road sprinter and upped his game significantly.

>>58044

What is that?

a safety bike?

>>58045

>What is that?

Madness

>>58045

yes, the race unironically starts behind a safety bike

>have time to gill

>decide to gatch up on the happenings of the primyay league start by downloding match of the day

well that was a mistake

>>58056

Got to give Gary credit for actually going through with that bet.

>>58059

was it an actual bet or did he just come up with it himself? because who would solicit that

>didn't see whenever that happened

>>58061

I'm telling you straya, satanists.

>>58057

but you still clicked through cos of that headline :^)

>>58060

He said it in passing and then confirmed it on twitter around Christmas that he would do it if they won.

The news for the previous week was filled with "will or won't he?"

https://archive.is/jdiSe

Moonman livery for ganassi in nascar, poltards rejoice.

Kind of funny I guess.

Mercedes are due to lose two more races as per tradition now and Ferrari car is kill. HAM is going to go in cruise control for his 4th Championship and Rosberg possibly going into suicide mode. Dany Ric might win a race and that's about it. Can't wait for this season to be over.

>>58067

while you're still in the time machine, what stocks should I buy?

pretty optimistic with Mercedes losing two races tbh

>>58070

Why? Do the two wheels trigger you?

>>58071

>le triggered meme

>>58072

No honestly. why does MotoGP suck? I am interested to see how Ducati does in 2017 when Lorenzo switches over and because of the recent win at Austria.

>>58073

>why does MotoGP suck?

I don't like it. I don't need a reason.

If you want to make people "prove" their opinions try a forum or Reddit.

>>58074

>I don't like it, therefore it is the law of the land on 8chan

>go to another forum if you want opinions

Is this a joke? I've been coming to /f1/ for well over a year btw, I know how this board operates. Are you drunk or high?

>>58075

As I've said many time, before we even migrated here from halfchan, is the reason I hate forums and Reddit is that if you say that you don't like X, or that X sucks, you instantly have half a dozen fanboys of X jumping on you demanding that you "prove" your opinion.

I couldn't give a fuck about convincing anyone of anything about pointless topics. I just want to meme, shitpost, and have bantz, which is why I post on chans for F1. That I want to be able to post a pic of Emilia without getting banned by a janitor who doesn't know or give a single fuck about F1 is why I post on 8ch and not halfchan.

>>58076

>I hate forums and Reddit is that if you say that you don't like X, or that X sucks, you instantly have half a dozen fanboys of X jumping on you demanding that you "prove" your opinion

First of all, i'm not from Reddit™, as a matter of fact, I've never created a reddit account in my entire lifetime and I'm 30. Second of all, I was just asking why it sucks. I wasn't asking you to prove to me with definitive objective data why it is bad.

I was simply asking why you (with your subjective opinion) thinks it sucks. Nothing more. I made the transfer from /sp/ along with you.

>>58078

>>==NEARLY HYPE==

Fuck.

Maybe this works:

>NEARLY HYPE

>>58078

>>58079

Nice diversion. If I was coming up to you in public and you were a busy man and decided to walk away, I'd accept the fact that you have things to do and can't be bothered with answering questions. However, you are posting on a imageboard on the obscure corners of the internet.

Just answer the question. Why does MotoGP suck? Stop trying to avoid the question and move the goalposts.

>>58081

Again, you are using the reddit defense. I am asking for your opinion.

The fact that you always use "you are from reddit" makes me think that you are an ex-redditor or possibly a current user.

I am the one trying to create banter about motogp here, you are the one preventing it by throwing out ad hom attacks in order to silence me.

>>58083

>comparing me to mexibro

That guy was a hardcore SJW. You on the other hand are a mild SJW.

Let's revisit the current situation here:

>I asked you why you hate MotoGP

>you called me a redditor

>I shamelessly defended this

>you still fail to answer the question

>I ask again

>you call me a redditor again

>still fail to answer the question

I'm not looking for advice on why motoGP sucks, I'm looking for your personal opinion because I am bored and feel like talking about shit.

>>58084

>That guy was a hardcore SJW.

Mexicunt was a Trump supporter.

>You on the other hand are a mild SJW.

"hurr hurr anyone who isn't alt-right an an SJW"

>Let's revisit the current situation here:

>you mentioned MotoGP

>I said it sucks, for bantz

>you asked me to explain why I think it sucks

>I said I don't have to

>you demanded I explain why I think it sucks

>I said I don't have to

>you unironically claim I am trying to "silence you with ad hominem attacks"

>you continue to DEMAND I explain why I think it sucks

>>58085

>Mexicunt was a Trump supporter.

>implying there aren't right wing SJWs

>"hurr hurr anyone who isn't alt-right an an SJW"

People who use petty labels to prevent conversation are SJWs

>I said it sucks, for bantz

And then I asked why to continue the bantz and you attempted to shut me up by claiming I was from reddit then attempted to change the topic all together by posting this >>58078

>you continue to DEMAND I explain why I think it sucks

I'm just asking your opinion, who do you think I am, a principal at your high school?

Jesus Christ, I thought aussies knew how to into bantz better than this.

if verstappen were to get a race ban for something would they do a regular sub or would they put kvyat back in there and one of their juniors in the STR

>>58076

there's a fine line between bantz and being a dick to fellow 8ch denizens. time enough in this debate to invoke Godwin's law/Neimoller and say I didn't care that much when you scared off Mexi, but at this rate there are few enough posters that if it comes down to me and you I'll decamp. not that deciding not to shitpost anonymously on a filipino basket weaving forum is a big deal but I limit my engagement in the knowledge you will attempt "bantz" aka denigrating whatever you don't agree with.

>>58077

protip: they all have plebbit accounts (I, roidpedalanon, do not)

>>58088

more likely they would put in Sainz Jr. Daniil's career is over, the RB organization just wants him to deliver for STR.

I'm going on holiday for a week with potentially no internet or phone service. I would like a board to post on when I get back so try and not tear it asunder.

halfwheel stuff @brno for the next while, on hopto

moto3 QP on now, followed by motogp QP and then quali

>look at the rain bantering down

bretty gud race actually with the tires difference

>>58102

Maybe just a dash of color on the shadow will help contrast it with the background?

indy race in a bit over 2 bongs

>>58121

Don't worry, Chobani is shit tier anyway and the founder is a mudslime who imports sand niggers to Idaho.

Oh and those mudslimes raped a 5 year old girl and the local media and politicians are covering it up in order to keep getting money from the federal govt to take sand niggers.

http://www.wnd.com/2016/06/muslim-migrant-boys-accused-of-assaulting-idaho-girl-5/

>>58122

>making fucking yogurt into a political mess

>on a board about formula 1

never change /pol/tards

http://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/brawn-to-reveal-f1-management-secrets-in-new-book-809441/

this actually sounds pretty cool

In order to frame the discussion, the two looked at different approaches to strategy down the centuries, and noted the similarities between F1 and military strategy from various eras of history. They also examined how the lessons from F1 can be applied in other areas of management. The project was instigated by Parr, who has completed a PhD on strategy at University College London since leaving his Williams role.

>>58123

iirc the russians banned that brand from import at their olympics so it already has a history. also can confirm it isn't very good

>>58124

>way more companies than expected step up to bid for the battery

>serious companies with serious R&D that could do serious things for the series

>still sticking with original single supply source plan

>literally everything the same except nose

wooo *waving hands* cost savings wooo 5 year plan

>>58123

This is actually a decent sized controversy in the western u.s. Not merely a pol meme.

>>58125

>including tractor cunt

;-)

I was cycling today when my shifter started to act funny. Just like Ferrari I also had a "gearbox" issue. Now I just need the drivetrain to fail and I will have a full Sebastian.

>>58129

If you avoid that gear you would have a full Nico Rosberg :^)

>making tequila sunrise

>out of grenadine

>use syrup from jar of marashino cherries instead

bretty gud

>>58131

noice

>tfw holiday was kinda nice apart from the cottage being infested with dog fleas.

So. Many. Bites.

Posting here just so the normal thread is at the top of the front page.

Hamilton will be taking an engine penalty though.