/f1/ - Formula One

Track limit sensors at Raidillon and Blanchimont too. It's going to make things a bit interesting as tyres start to wear.

I'm gonna go ahead and beg for a stream of course. Preferably Henno because of the video quality.

i'm just using the same old 2288397a21c4933d2359f19f54daa4101e297a48

aus handled the hennautism i don't visit that place

>>58161

Handled? He doesn't anymore? Is he dead?

>>58162

dunno, haven't seen him post in a few

>>58163

Well, here they are anyway if you are interested as well.

> 11500kbps

c92fe2f65b42b096a5d253a26394b0560f5f60eb

> 3000kbps

57b2ab659a19129a8179fe694b54dde0a132ba96

>>58164

somebody probably will want those

i can't take that crap he does during the ad breaks and donation alarms and whatnot, would rather watch potato

>>58165

Thankfully Channel 4 is covering it in the UK. Their coverage starts in 8 minutes.

i want massa to do well here because all these shits have already written him into retirement over the break

brundle looks like a lobster

>>58165

Very understandable. I find it really annoying as well but the bitrate is just about worth it in my opinion.

no ant!

small miracles

Lee Mckenzie looks quite bronzed.

>>58171

does she have butt tan lines

was the sauber front wing always plain unlabeled white

ted really shouldn't go off on poetic tangents

>>58172

unfortunately there is no way to tell.

That is possibly one annoyed Indonesian at the back of that Manor.

>halo doesn't look quite as ugly as it used to

it looks the exact fucking same

>we're getting used to it, it's not as ugly as before

saying things doesn't make them true paul

The halo looks horrible

Henno with le maldonaldo face again. I fucking hate him.

did the other honda die already

Lots of graining on Lewis's tyres

Alonso, Honda dead

oh no not ericsson

anything but that

please jesus and your eleven herbs and spices

Lost all pouerrrr.

Grosjean's accent is just adorable

>>58189

Grosjean is adorable. <3

here we go

>tower counting down until greenpeace attacjk

>tfw forgot to wake up for FP1 but made waffles before realizing it was Belgium

everything worked out :3

>honda

>overtaking

haas shitbox

>minimal chance of rain on Sunday now

looks like we aren't going to see a Gimi meme win lads

Palmer is the most boring person I have ever seen.

>Palmer not knowing how to park the car correctly

one would think he's had plenty of practice by now

>>58198

so it only takes a VSC and several minutes stationary to reboot the car and get it going again now

<insert Senna push start at Suzuka 1989 here>

>Max complaining someone is blocking him

HAHAHAHAHA

Lewisha confirmed for 30-place penalty

Mercedes has decided to take the opportunity to give Hamilton yet another engine in order for the Briton to have two engines for the remaining races without losing grid places in another grand prix.

Hamilton will now start from his grid slot in Hockenheim, the team confirmed during FP2.

methinks ted pretends not to know what emilia's ass has been up to too much

>>58201

Now watch as he fails to overtake midfielders.

>>58203

>tfw part of me has to hope Louis does well now that he is my lead driver on badger gp

>>58204

dedupe system for maximum shekeleering

>>58203

tbh if they gave him that penalty, chances are even Rosberg would be able to overtake the field and get into a podium position

inb4 he's like P10 at the end of lap 1 just because of raw power and divebombs

>>58206

It's weird though, you'd imagine they would be using a database to store image hashes and not directly in the filename.

>>58208

powered by honda

>his young girlfriend, who is on the swim team for sweden

Hobbo is obviously out of the loop on /wags/

>>58210

How do you even get that wrong?

>>58211

the feed was showing a pic of Emilia clearly wearing Finnish gear so idk. NBC was doing some sort of social media roundup so at least they're trying

>Gimi getting married

>Boatass going to Rio for Emilia

>other drivers doing goofy stuff like Felipe baby doing a Usain Bolt pose in eau rouge

>meanwhile Louis is pretending to be Jamaican or whatever

I thought his dad was from Grenada?

weird big Y pillar on the sauber

rigged

BTW, I think we'll get a bunch of new posters here due to the new front page thingy that has the most active threads on the whole chan.

>>58215

Isn't there an option to opt out of that?

If only the board owner was here more often…

Although to be fair we seem to have lost Australia. We might need some new blood.

>>58216

I'm confident he'll be back by race-day.

>>58218

He has long car drives to take on occasion.

Probably nothing.

Still gonna call him a casual when he gets back.

>>58221

one rosberg technical problem + one SC away from another lewisha wl

aus GT race should be about to start

>OH BIG MOMENT FOR THE FERRARI

look up

>it's a wiggle

oh

>still half way to go

do you think horner is used to being in an old lady sandwich by now

>>58232

very very end, reno confirms engine restart

>>58233

>unironically marrying a 44yo

>and her daughter ins't even that qt

i hope she has slutbux left

>>58235

he should knock his wife up then dump her for a slightly younger has been girl band member

>tfw can't think of any caucasian girl bands

maybe both of the cheeky girls who are probably in their 30s now

>>58239

>Check and they are 33

Jesus I thought they would be way older.

I remember when one of them was married to one of our MP's. It was so random.

>you'll never drive a formula 3.5 car around Spa

>>58226

They can try SS-S-M. Their tyre wear is good in hot conditions so it might help them. Ultimate speed on them though in another thing entirely.

>>58244

yeah i think ausbro joined mexibro in the "builled away from /f1/ club"

>>58245

i must have missed some drama faggotry during the offseason then cause im a casul

>builled away from /f1/

im surprised anything could get under ausbro's skin that bad if thats true

is rachel wearing heels next to johnny? cruel

>>58246

I skipped most of the posts because if I wanted internet based drama I could just enter any simracing forum with a bunch of popcorn, but he was told to fuck off with his bantz, also being told by some american he was an SJW, for some goddamn reason.

o well

>he's 6 foot 1

she says breathlessly

le frustrated grosjean meme

>he had a great time at lotus

sitting on that igloo cooler locked out of hospitality

>>58250

given europes recent terrorist attack quantity i wouldnt blame him for wearing a vest, given his position and the wealth at F1 events

>>58251

>he had a great time at lotus

yeah it was probably thrilling to retire as the engine blew up

secondberg has a normal monkey seat instead of the usual merc World's Ugliest Monkey Seat (the big circular one)

>missed ss then onbroads

PING PONG RISES

IT'S FREE PRACTICE

they haven't bothered with that weird depth of field tracking crane shot over the edge of the stands that they usally hammer to death

>too busy creeping for sluts in shorts on the hills

>>58257

Shorts are the best

>telling him the BB setting

back to the useless shit radio messages they used to complain about

>if it wasn't ham

Come on KIMI!!!!!!!

Monster lap from Kimi

I BELIEVE

Kimi P1 confirmed

Great commitment from Hulkenberg

the bullying never stops for vet

Looking forward to Quali now. KIMI ALL DA WAY.

did they just say they are starting coverage tomorrow three and a half hours before green light?

>Mercedes says they only have enough new/upgraded parts for Nico and Lewisha

>give HAM 3 new engines

Hmmm

At least Mercedes don't have to worry about favoritism around choosing between any of their customers

is there gp2 or can i sleep

>head & shoulder joe hart commercial

it'll clean your hair right off the team

>porsche cup reruns

good

God fucking dammit I forgot to change the alarm from weekdays only

>>58272

FP3 was boring anyway because Verstappen didn't race :^)

Webbah on the presenting team. Thank the Lord

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARK.

Getting goosed in Scotland is mandatory.

hahha, Mark and DC are just the best.

normies reeeeeeee

PUT A FUCKING SHIRT ON

fucking douchebags

>All those Max fans

Jesus Christ.

I'm so glad I went in 2013 and not now.

Minttu looks nice

>>58281

babysitter molesting infant as we speak

>>58281

Gold digger whore

>>58283

Well then pretty much every WAG is a gold digging whore other than Hanna Prater.

>spirit of the regulations

babbies

mandatory track limits whinging

>that use of a fan

Ocon's family need to learn a little

good thing they spent those tokens and brought those new units

>McLaren

>leaving lewisha in to conserve parts

genius

>leaving anyone else in for same

cynical, insulting to fans

Good time by Pascal

>Kvyblyat

WEHRLEIN!

Kvyat pls….

>Ferrari mechanic stroking the flow conditioner

>>58296

i noticed that too i think he had an erection

Looks like people want to avoid a SuperSoft start.

Red Bulls took too many SS's

niki lauda checkeming

>>58300

nobody could have known that it's warm in august

gonna end up with all these people coming in on lap three tomorrow

>>58303

With Hamilton getting passed all of them

Great effort from Jenson. So close to RIC

>>58305

bully on softs

>>58306

Yeah, it just shows that Honda has made good gains on their deployment issues.

bottass has a weird lights setup

like the greens are his gear or something

Wow

i thought max's sister was a kart driver why does she look like she's on roids

just gimi it up

YESSS. KIMIIIII

maybe there will be some strange SC and the supers starters will end up being on the good cycle

>finally not a ham pole

still not gonna watch sky post anal isis

all the grid grills @00:45

Was there a press conference after Qualy?

>>58316

try this

>>58317

Thank you.

supercars race in 26 bings

>whincup

>track limits

noooooo

Wehrlein: Qualifying gap to Ocon shows Haryanto was "underrated"

"I think everyone underrated him or underestimated what he could do. I feel a bit sad for that because, actually, he was a good teammate and he did a good job."

the best sort of teammate - keeps you honest in qualifying then gets btfo on race day and makes you look good. then you can talk him up later for brownie points

who else having waffles for /snacks/? I got some chicken tenders/nugget things on weds and baked them into the waffle but I am still recovering from this 10oz burger last night so I will probably stick with syrup this round

Anyone here want henno links?

>>58363

I'm keeping it very light. Bananas and apple juice. I had pasta salad made from from left overs and feeling quite full now.

Webber is such a handsome guy.

>all those maxcasuals on sky

Really unbelievable that McLaren is wasting Stoffel at superformula.

>>58371

They have the two best drivers of all time in F1 already.

>that marshal trying not to walk through the shot on Sky

kek, too late bro

>>58372

I like Jenson very much but if they keep him next year, it would be a big mistake. Stof is much more talented and with the new reg making more DF and more durable tyres, he can be exceptional.

anyone have the plebbit stream link? I'm using ace right now but it will probably crash right when the race starts.

>>58372

>They have the two best drivers of all time in F1 already.

Seems like they have a lot of trouble keeping it up :^)

Where is Lewisha starting today? Commentator just said he might start at the back.

>no leigh diffey on NBCSN

can hardly complain

>>58376

It's the Honda that's deflating.

>>58377

the FIA are doing their usual fuckery but he set a time in Q1 so he should be ahead of Alonso, 21st and 22nd

>>58379

How long 'till Ron Benis starts signing Viagra sponsorship?

awkward kvyat interview

>well, you know

>>58372

Shame they are wasting them on crap cars.

Allahu ackbar anthem of Belgum caliphate.

wow this guy on NBC is somehow worse than Diffey, I recant my pleasant surprise >>58378

>>58387

How bad is he?

I can't recall any previous race I gave less of a shit about

well replacement guy is over-explaining things even more than usual. still better than dafty but I'll switch to univision and shitpost on here instead of dealing with the commercials

did i miss the mark hughes pointers? how will i know if water is wet

>annoying?

>what is annoying?

>>58390

Gotta get the yank plebs up to speed.

he can say fronkorschaw but he can't say nasr

>>58391

>drivers and team strategists will need to make a choice between the pre-race jimmy and wetting themselves later in the race

>>58393

as if anyone is watching this by accident at 8AM (5AM on the west coast)

Lewis carving through the back should be fun

Didn't miss anything

>>58395

I like watching races in the morning. Here it's the Asian GPs, Ausfailia GP is too early for me.

i am so glad to not be there

>didn't watch quali

>not paying attention when the grid is shown on TV

so I have no idea where anyone is besides the top 5 and bottom 3

>>58389

>>58400

There is only one merc in the front row, that should be enough to know.

Sauber taking their mileage-saving campaign to the max

>>58400

I think you covered the bits where there's going to be some action

gimi

>>58387

>>58390

It's Bob Varsha if you were wondering

Looks slightly cloudy. Should help the SS guys a bit.

it must smell so dutch

>>58402

kek

>>58405

really? I thought he was 'sacked'

JEV sighting

prepare for MAX MANIA, calling it now that he will be in P1

>>58409

Yeah but Diffey has diverticulitis this weekend.

It begins.

VETTEL NO

>Ferrari

kill me now

Ferrari you piece of shit.

rip ferraris

thanks verstappen

GG well played gimi

what a dick

max corner cut lmao

>le hulk podium meme

is it happening?

>2. Hulkenberg

kek

>Ferrari

this is like a playstation race holy shit

Nice race so far.

>Nico driving away

>Ferrari ded

>Max failing

BEST RACE OF THE YEAR

CARBON FIRE

Gimi on fire.

>Sainz

More has happened this race than in the last 5

that pitstop

This has been hilarious

>>58426

>menu

>restart race

toro rosso gives you vertical wings

>Vettel

>>58439

Shit I completely forgot with Australia not here to remind me

Rip Button and Wherlein.

>they just turned into me

Vettel still a fraud.

>10. Alonso

How did he manage this?

>>58440

looks like I'm getting 10 points so don't feel too bad

VERSTAPPEN YOU FUCKING LITTLE GAY BOI KILL YOURSELF

Eric's son next to retire.

>>58444

not crashing

waiting for that loose max fan flag to fly onto the track

>Renault

FUGGG KMAG

>2 of my drivers out

not sure if the memes will make up for this

damn if only that was palmer's face

Safety Cunt

I'm getting Crashgate flashbacks

DAMN

>headrest thing flying out in the crash

guess someone forgot to put the clips on

that tyre wall is so wrecked

>>58457

I was going say that shouldn't happen

if this was some bit or armco we would get like 2 hours of red flags while the belgians fix it

is that cunt painted orange

soon, a yellow renault on sale on craigslist with "light damage"

Alonzo getting hot and bothered.

>hamilton P5

RED FLAG

*ORANGE

YAY AN HOUR OF REPAIR THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART OF A MOTOR RACE

maybe max can take out a few more people on the restart

max dindu nuffin

What happened to max before the start?

i couldn't see nothing on that replay

>>58474

not on his marks

>>58473

All these people turning into him.

RACE IN 10 MINUTES

>>58475

but it's okay when max does it

hey if this is boring at least we're not one of the extra 40,000 maxcasuals that turned up to see their hero implode

heineken paid kmag to do this so they could sell more drinks trackside

So what happens to lapped cars now? Are they still -1?

>>58479

hopefully it won't stop there

i want a retirement

>>58481

who else was lapped besides gimi? he got to unlap

hamilwin incoming

sky jizz incoming

>>58484

I know this is going to happen, but still fuck it.

>>58484

just think of the "national hero wins from P21" headlines

the keks

Doesn't look bad for the French Harry Hanto, he can still see Max and Gimi.

kek, Gimi.

Max Vercheater.

Verstappen fuck off

>>58488

kek, Gimi 2.

>apologies for the language

what the fuck max

lost his cool

that 2ndberg penalty before looking worse and worse

Palmer too hot.

ocon to reno

harry back to manor

>masturbating over Hamilel breaking all the records

>eighty races a season

>no competition

>surprised he has a million wins and a billion points

>>58497

Is that cuntfirmed?

>>58499

it is the miracle of kfc jesus

>>58498

>also six million points for a win

>>58500

The indoniggers are still butthurt at Manor.

>lap 18/44

just think how Mentally Destroyed nico will be after this

If Hamilton wins it is going to be insufferable

>>58504

Is there a race with 88 laps?

gimi bumper cars today

kek, Gimi 3.

>>58507

the legendary Caesar's Palace parking lot track had 100 laps, just looked it up since that's one of the shortest tracks i can think of

>>58510

Zeltweg Airfield was shorter and had 105 laps

>>58505

Merc will have to botch a pitstop to give him an excuse

>Sauber

>that aggression from Hulk

that was great so he's guaranteed a penalty

good pit release

stick with this vet onbroad plox

How did Max manage not to be involved in a crash?

>>58518

you have much more control if you're the one causing the crashes

>lap 27

Go Goattas.

>>58520

It's the longest track.

>>58521

its supposed to be a fast one though

those front right red bull men are fucking

RIP Ricciardo.

>there's a lot cheering on lewis hamilton

*citation needed

Vettel with the mistakes

>>58526

that corner cut slow mo

Gimi vs. Walter

>>58522

bully will fall behind lewisha if he pits now but he should be good to the end on those mediums

>>58529

t. watching univision in unintelligible spanish

also not paying attention to my quotes, sorrey

>Esteban Ocon in P16

>Rio's best finish was 15th in Monaco

2nd from last in a race with lots of retirements but still a good debut

Rosberg doesn't really win that much. Vettel should be on the 3rd place without that stupid crash.

crappy gets his nicos mixed

GO GO NICO

Farce India gets more points, drivers don't do a extra lap.

remember to vote Max as driver of the day, lads!

are we getting ickx for the interview

>Macaulay Culkin in a Meerkat ad

>Those boos

FUCK OFF DUTCHIES

where are the greenpeace stormtroopers

>>58538

JUST

That's Orson Wells tier.

10/10 race

>>58542

Exactly how much does the Dutch government send in "donations" to the FIA?

>roos doing strange stuff

eww

>rosberg boo

>bully boo

>lewisha cheer

crowd confirmed shit

>>58543

No idea anon, I think they rather send "donations" to nigger acceptance organizations.

>>58546

Actually they shouted "boeren, boeren!"

>Unbelievable atmosphere

does someone is watching RTL?

I can't understand what lauda said about max

autism notebook starting

great race m8s

i'm the other Australian, not the more well known one

There was some extremely aggressive driving in this race from quite a lot of drivers. Good to see, just annoying some of them definitely went over the line with it and didn't get penalized at all.

Rather that then the pussy boring shit driving of the past years though.

>>58553

Good to see the drivers racing each other more, agree with you there.

Monza should be interesting.

>>58550

https://streamable.com/rniq

Lauda:

>honestly, he belongs in a mental hospital.

>he's now saying kimi's at fault which he isn't

>the racing drivers are professionals who don't unnecessarily put themselves in danger

>he doesn't have any sense of wrong-doing

>i'll talk to jos, his father, who i know well and tell him to talk to his boy and say that this was beyond the limits

>this isn't neccecary, he should develop his talent and win races, these mistakes won't win him races

>it's too aggressive against the drivers and senseless for himself because he won't gain positions that way

>>58552

Can you go find him and bring him back?

It was a bit lonely today.

If he doesn't come back we might have to invite Mexi back.

>>58556

haha, Australia isn't that small m8

Any predictions for monza lads?

>>58555 (checked)

>honestly, he belongs in a mental hospital.

this is our elderly fan

>>58555

>honestly, he belongs in a mental hospital.

Pretty mild for Lauda.

Hope he really does have a talk with Jos.

>>58557

Yes.

> Hamilton back to cucking Rosberg.

> 1-2 for Mercedes.

> 3-4 for Ferrari, could go either way Kimi or Vettel.

> 5-10 will be interesting with Force India, Williams and Redbull. Maybe actually a cheeky Alonso or Button in there too.

> Manor and Ocon both finishing past Kvyat.

> At least one Renault crashes during the weekend.

>>58555

thanks m8

Anyone have webm's of the incidents? I'll try and make some tomorrow if the torrents are up.

>7 hours since the race ended and badger results are still not up

'Reee'

>>58562

Badger GP– ‏@BadgerGP

#FantasyGP results for the #BelgianGP will be published ready for the morning. Feeling confident?

11:14 AM - 28 Aug 2016

Do they have someone going through and calculating the results for each team/driver manually or something? Even then it would take like 15 min tops…

>>58562

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1esY9L9JNINi5S0qjYHVXlYkyi5Hg1Fq9FbF5EC8T6ew/pubhtml?gid=0&single=true

scroll down to total points

>>58561

No because Australia usually makes them.

I hope he is reading these and taking enjoyment in the fact I want him back. Because I really do.

At least I'm confident he didn't go to cuckchan because they somehow have managed to get a billion times worse recently.