/f1/ - Formula One

First for anything but Max.

has the trench coat made an appearance?

second for Max crashing into the castle

>>51181

third* :|

>>51180

Wasn't paying attention before, but since it's in Darwin, I doubt it.

http://www.bom.gov.au/nt/observations/darwin.shtml

Separate thread for LeMans, Y/N?

>>51184

yeah but don't write 2016 in the header

>>51185

Done.

>>51189

>>51189

Paddock Uncut

>coming through

https://vimeo.com/171022096

>>51193

35 seconds in and already felching lewisha

>>51194

>implying that's not much longer than usual

>>51197

I'm sure he's good at many PlayStation games, just not F1 2015.

>>51198

>Burnout Crash!

>Crash Bandicoot

>And Others

>v8s live again (practice 2)

wasn't paying attention

Interestingly, GP2 practise 1 will be BEFORE F1 practise, instead of after like it usually is.

I guess they want them to clean the track, and test if the circuit is fatal before F1 runs.

Session starts 2 hours from now, while is also 2 hours before F1 FP1

>note:

>Germany's timetable says it's in 3 hours, but it's wrong.

>I trusted you Germany

>Why Germany, why?

>V8 commentators excited about "6 tenths separating 23 cars"

S P E C S E R I E S

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>>51204

>when making as much money as possible is more important than making a quality broadcast

do you think riana has herpes?

>>51207

>implying I wouldn't fuck her anyway

>we can only imagine how hot it was inside those cars

or you could ask

i mean they probably have a thermometer in one of them since they have those dry ice rigs

Good morning everyone

GP2 practice in 30 bings

>>51212

hi

>>51213

Look like potato stream will have to do for now

http://crichd.tv/update/skyf1.php

You reall do it just to make me uncomfortable right

Also GP2: 2288397a21c4933d2359f19f54daa4101e297a48

>>51215

>>51216

Russian SD is up

2288397a21c4933d2359f19f54daa4101e297a48

yellow flag already

it's like a big formula E race

Oh my god I hate my cat sometimes, it's summer so it's leaving hair everyone and it's right now rolling around everywhere in my room and she doesn't wanna leave

Also how strong are GP2 cars, like, we saw a 1:13 in canada I think right? What was the fastest there in GP2?

>>51223

>dat webm

T-thanks anon

>>51222

gp2 didn't go, they are poor

>>51225

Oh and what was the difference in Monaco then?

>>51227

wet and crashing?

>>51227

gp2 pole 1:19.186

ricky ardo was 1:13.622

>>51229

5.5 seconds! That seems pretty far off for such a slow circuit!

>>51232

it was about the same in spain

they're supposed to clean the track, not leave bits all over it

>>51234

GP2 drivers gonna GP2

These camera angles are fucking terrible.

>>51236

Yes.

My god that castle section looks even tighter now they are racing on it. So many yellows already as well

>>51237

Baku drinking game:

Every time they use a camera angle from an elevated position, take a shot

>warning: do not play unless suicidal

>>51239

I'd be totally drunk after a single lap!

I really love the look of where the back of the middle part sort of sticks out if you get what I mean

>>51244

do you mean the shark fins or the tranny

>>51245

What? Sharkfins of the car obviously

>>51243

I can do that but probably not with that thing she put her leg on

i hope the sky germany comes back up for FP1, i don't know if i can take crofty reading the rulebook about all this

>all these run offs too narrow to turn around in

"Good job Baku"

>>51250

and here i thought you were deliberately mangling it for memepurposes

>>51249

You dont know that

>>51250

Is that Baku celebrating themselves

Also those people are on the outside of the corner and there are very low barriers, that seems dangerous

>>51252

>Is that Baku celebrating themselves

Pretty much, thought I'm sure Bernie has a hand in it too.

>"look at us, we can organise a big event, we're a relevant first world country, not a corrupt religious shithole who abuses human rights"

>>51253

they had some free space left over where heineken would have been

>>51252

>You dont know that

youre on a chan AND watching f1.

Totes a dude.

>>51254

Oh fuck you might be right

>megakek

>Bernie couldn't put his alcohol billboards in a muslim country, so he put up billboards felating his fellow corrupt rich dictators

Wait I just discovered Baku is int Azerbaijan isn't Azerbaijan in a war right now?

>>51258

Separatist fighting iirc.

It flared up (again) a month or two ago, but settled down a few weeks later.

>>51259

Oh okay, I barely follow news outside of regional because I can't bear it

all right, cheap champagne and pomegranate juice

it seems topical, i mean they probably like pomegranates there

>>51261

race trim herbert is always so jarring, he looks like he escaped from the prison colony on phobos

doing much better as a potbelly fart

>>51264

Haha I love it, look at how annoyed Hamilton is!

oh yeah i forgot azerbaijan has its own ace

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azorbaycan and mexico should swap flags

Sky cut Sainz giving Alonso the finger out of this replay of the press conference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLTNaaF8wX0&t=991

>>51269

excuse the hand gestures

>>51271

Henno nowhere to be found, and hasn't posted on Plebbit in 2 days.

Did someone report him?

>>51274

maybe he finally got arrested

>>51276

but more likely he is doing it for attention

jesus why can't i get everything into one post instead of five

>>51280

You fuccboi

STREAM

HQ ace:

078e5de99a310e68f8a86b53d811a4ed43c62a42

LQ ace:

2288397a21c4933d2359f19f54daa4101e297a48

>nothing from Henno

>hennokiddies suicidal

>>51283

>America

did he just say the race simulcast sky f1 and sky sports? because there is a separate ace for sky sports which would mean another choice

>it's a street circuit but not as we know it

and i feel fine

>tfw managed to blag.

That was tough.

>>51285

Not sure, on an a break atm

ab226ed6eaaf04d5a564753246495d12bef7e495

>Immediate yellow flag

>>51288

Nope, boxing

>>51281

The HQ isn't that good.

all these plastic bags

>>51291

http://crichd.tv/update/skyf1.php

>>51293

That's much worse

>>51294

Watch it for 10 minutes, then watch the ace.

Suddenly the ace will be HQ.

>>51295

I feel so #blessed for your links australia!

>>51297

You don't need to give me attention, I'm not like Henno :^)

>>51298

but you deserve it

Why do they artificially tighten every corner?

Like what is it supposed to achieve?

>>51300

excitement, death, showcasing their swag crash barriers

>>51300

And wouldn't having the apex further from outside wall be better for runoff.

>ted trying to explain a SAFER barrier

>>51303

>implying I would ever dress up as Max

>>51301

>>51303

Just seems like making them pinch like that will hamper any form of racing

>>51303

depends. On turn 15 the runoff road is at an angle so they have to make the cars turn right more before the corner so they are in line with it.

so they can't have heineken but the williams can have martini on it

>>51310

Who says it cant have heiniken

>>51311

the walls

>>51312

Heineken is sponsoring Canada, Italy and another circuit.

They are a global partner but their logos won't appear on every circuit.

>>51312

Did the heineken deal even cover every track?

wasn't it just a few of them they were supposed to host?

>renault can't overtake manor

>car making 18 point turn in run off area

>other car misses same place and T-bones

when

I told you about the engines.

>>51315

I think it is the Palace of the Shirvanshahs. The mosque portion is from 1430.

>not allowed to film the building of an elected official

I SWEAR GUISE, AZERBAIJAN IS A DEMOCRACY

kek problems about cats on the track

Please, if we don't get a driver in the castle can we get a shredded cat?

>Henno claimed to be asleep

If that's true, how funny is it going to be when he wakes up and realises that he's missed out on £100+ worth of "donations".

russian stream quality is all over the place today

>>51323

Probably fucking some whores and smoking some weed. Gotta do something with that money lol

>>51323

I really really hate henno

And omg Bottas will definitly take a podium here

sauber couldn't afford to attach that outboard vertical

>>51326

Don't worry, if he keeps pulling this shit, I'll send him to jail.

>Henno in charge of opsec

>>51328

internet tough guy

>>51326

>And omg Bottas will definitly take a podium here

FP1 barely means anything

>>51331

Still will, remember Canada!

>these UK ads

If I was the EU, I'd be asking them to leave.

>>51332

Nah, Bottas will crash in to Räikönnen

the shots from above make the castle look like a movie set

the turrets only go halfway

>>51337

to be fair she hasn't been in the paddock for 3 years and Ted has to cover up the fact he reads the WAG thread

>Hamilton in charge of not hitting the walls

Guess who'll die on sunday

it's got all the ingredients for record number of SC

>>51341

>Badger lets you choose "3 or more"

Too EZ

>they'll throw a VSC for anything

BULLY

>The walls are too tricky for Ricky

HQ stream kill?

LQ works

>tecbully barriers

None of the streams work anymore for me

>>51345

y

>>51347

2288397a21c4933d2359f19f54daa4101e297a48

>>51349

>2288397a21c4933d2359f19f54daa4101e297a48

Doesn't work

>>51349

>>51350

Restarted Ace now it does

>>51351

>>51352

doublecucked

NOOOOOOOOO RICKY CRASHED ;__;

hd is back

>>51356

I'm not sure if it's better tbh.

The resolution is higher, but the compression is terrible.

And considering I have it as an always on top window which is only 600px or so high…

>>51357

yeah there is a LOT of color reduction banding

like gif quality

and some noise ghosting

>>51359

>like gif quality

That's a very accurate way of describing it.

this shitty toast of london banter

>GP2 qualy in 30 bings

>Friday

>teams turn their engines down

>McHonda doesn't

>McHonda does well in FP1 and FP2

>Sky is amazed!

>Saturday

>teams turn their engine up

>McHonda is 19th and 20th

EVERY FUCKING WEEKEND

And the castle is still virgin of carbon fibre. I'm surprised

>>51366

not so fast

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do you think the people who live there can't be arsed to walk three feet to come out on their balconies and watch or do you think everyone left ahead of time hoping to rent out their flats to foreigners

[dramatic shots of some dude running on kerbs]

excitement

drama

The real question is, if there was an issue with the track couldn't they do the inspection between F1 and GP2?

>>51372

Okay so they said why.

one would think charlie whiting could afford nicer shoes

So will there be a henno stream at all?

>>51377

Meant for

>>51375

>>51377

ok.

wtf is that?

like salami between a flat bread?

>decided to shave my balls between FP1 and GP2

>took longer than expected

>GP2 red flag gave me enough time to finish and have a shower to wash the loose hair off

>tfw smooth

>>51376

Nope. Just updated their thread from "not FP1" to "not FP2".

But there's a chance they'll cancel it like the GP2 Q.

GET FUCKED GP2

>>51381

Really you don't have to tell me that

>>51382

Ah okay, and yes the cancelled it

>>51385

youre obvs a grill.

post tits.

what actually happened, didn't watch the gp2 session

>>51381

have fun with the stubble in a few days

kek they're talking about evening GP2 quali

Definitely dead people if they force the GP2 drivers to race in such a track by night.

>>51385

>Really you don't have to tell me that

>not like smooth balls

>>51388

nevermind

>>51388

Apparently they forgot how to kerb and it damaged F1/F1 tires. So they binned the GP2 session until they figure how to kerb.

>so i invented the [a regular cordless electric lawnmower]

you didn't invent shit, did you

>>51390

*liking

:^)

nothing here

or here

lol you fell for it again

>>51393

Glad i wasnt the only one thinking that. What a piece of shit.

Gas or bust.

>>51395

Ever run your mower on high octane?

>92 ron

>mower struggles on thick patches

>98 ron

>mower cuts through fucking anything

>>51395

it's pretty sad when the person you aspire to pretend to be is dyson

I'm gonna go take a swim for like an hour

byebye

shit i was expecting FP2 an hour earlier for some reason

>will miss italy destroying sweden

>Got info that 90% of all rear tyres had been damaged in FP1. Mostly cuts in left rear. Many drivers had to stop session early.

Good job Charlie

>>51406

it looked more like they were interested in the bolts holding them down

>>51407

I think they thought the bolts came loose and created the gap, but >>51406 shows a gap even after the weld.

Probably not epoxy but some hardcore welding.

How could they not get kerbs that fit together properly?

>>51409

is it a gap or is the one on the right higher by a step

>ready to go @ normal Euro time

>have to wait another bong

PRESS THE BUTTON, CHARLIE

but really though, shouldn't the sessions be earlier if Baku is further east than most all euro races?

>FIA trying REALLY hard to cuck Le Mans

third try posting

4th try without gif

>>51411

*FOM* trying REALLY hard

>asleep here

testing if my gif will go through this time

answer is no

the kerbs are just there to discourage everyone anyway, they could always rip them out

>>51406

Apparently it isn't the edge but rather the screws which are coming loose

>>51414

The question then is, are the bolts lifting up and stabbing the tires, or are they allowing the sections of kerb to rise up and the edges are cutting the tyres.

get them some loctite

>Baku drivers have kerbs forever

if it's the edges

duct tape

>>51415

Well both. The screws and screw holes in the concrete have come loose and come out so puncture the tyres and the edges lift up with no screws. Admittedly I'm getting this from Buxton.

>Fixes could include attempting to glue it all back into the holes, redrilling all holes or removing all kerbs.

>>51417

>if it's the edges

Then it literally means it's:

"too edgy for me" - F1 drivers

>>51418

>Admittedly I'm getting this from Buxton.

So, confirmed it's a problem with the welds then.

:^)

>@adamcooperF1

>FIA has to decide if the holes need to be re-drilled, if that's the case I imagine we won't have any more action today…

Oh man so much fun

just rip them out like men and let the men race in a manly menner

>>51422

inb4 you get four inches below the surface of baku and it's sand and fragments of cuneiform tablets with silk inventory tabulations

>Henno:

>Sorry I didn't stream fp1, I'm really sick right now and fell asleep right before fp1 since I couldn't sleep all night, fp3 onwards should be like normal and fp2 will have 3k servers only

>>51425

>"HennoGarvie : just 3k for today, im too ill to set everything up"

Becuase 6k takes twice the effort!!!

Fuck he's an attention whore.

>>51426

I bet he won't be too ill to spam donation memes to make fat bank.

STREAM

Henno 3k ace:

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>>51428

might go back to NBC for this one

>just imagine the Pirelli® Tirefacts segment this time

>>51428

Thankuu

Gosh it really is a beautiful day here today

>>51429

will it be an old man in a darkened brick corner with some tires on stands

>>51431

I can imagine there's gonna be a lot of telestrating

>test henno stream

>faggot intro with vignette effect

god damnnnn

>i suppose if they are in eurovision they can be in europe

by this logic, israel

we're in for some fill time lads

So what happened?

Nevermind I dont actually care I'm just happy they will start

>>51440

>not having a backup wifi stream stolen from a neighbour

>>51441

>wifi stream

Fuck I'm tired

i really hate this housebuilding advert for whatever the fuck the advert is for idk (way to go advert assholes)

just reminding everyone that your world can be ruined in as little as one day by some shitfucks showing up out of nowhere

>>51440

>map of drivers' travels compiled from social media

closest we've had is Keith's map of Lewisha's travels but then again I don't watch 100% of Sky's coverage

Two races in a row they've shown their commentry booth cam, and Croft has forgotten to turn Di Resta's mic on.

>>51444

>Keith's map of Lewisha's travels

Why does this existing not surprise me.

>shot of locals looking confused

>>51446

it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it

http://www.f1fanatic.co.uk/2016/01/07/part-time-racer-the-facts-of-hamiltons-jet-set-lifestyle/

>>51448

the masonry in that one is fine

but the "castle" is a sham curtain wall that wouldn't withstand musketry

>>51450

Australia you are always on point and the best really

>>51452

you just like shaved balls

>Bully: "thanks for getting me out of time, fellas"

I would have died happy if a mechanic keyed up the radio and said "save it".

>>51453

Do you shave your balls, anon?

>first telestration spotted

3 minutes in

>>51456

i'm a girl

killer kerbs

>wehrlein P2

omg manor is saved WDC 2017

T-BONE

>f1 car in run-off area.mp4

it's not the tiny run off areas

it's that every time someone goes in there they reverse back out

>>51467

>accidental spoiler

Spoiler really should clear on submit

Really looked like Max forgot brake or something cuz there was no white smoke from the tires

leave

>>51470

Actually only shit drivers lock up in panic.

>NBCSN compilation of lewisha's 1st corner incidents set up 'Ride of the Valkyries'

topppest kek

>>51472

Just braked too late then?

>sexy grosjean camera

>they put it on lewisha

FUCK YOU FOM

VOTE

http://www.strawpoll.me/10507741

>>51476

>no TractorCunt option

>>51477

tractor cunt is not a driver unfortunately :^)

was gonna put in Charlie Whiting then realized that was in violation

>>51476

forgot to add, multiple choices are allowed

>not sure if it says that anywhere

>Bottas 340km/h by himself

What do you think, 360km/h with DRS and race engine?

>>51474

Probably that, with DRS on he could have just carried too much speed. Or failed to brake. Don't know.

>>51475

They should put them on all the cars. It's a nice angle, not because of shit nostalgia but because you get a better feeling of what the driver sees. It's more immersive.

They need a helmet cam

>alonso having to hit the neutral recovery switch

wow

having owned a honda that sounds familiar

>that noise

wut

Did…did Alonso just hit the clutch button himself?

Surely he would have to undo his belts?

>>51482

>alonso having to hit the neutral recovery switch

Croft needing Di Resta to tell him what it was.

>and they pay him literally hundreds of thousands of dollars a year

Red Bulls are doing so awful I'm scared max will go 7th or 8th place after this race because of the Williams.

>>51485

>reverse model of Azerbaijani democracy

>voting for everyone instead of one person

gonna cross post this on cuckchan now :^)

>>51488

Practice pace is meaningless

>unless you're Sky

>>51486

I don't think he even does them anymore. Easier to go out when he just wants to stop driving.

>>51487

Crofty's specialty is the rule book. That's why they pay a driver to sit next to him, so someone at least has a clue of what the buttons do.

>one of those hideous mclaren shirts is probably $185

>>51485

I voted for Lewis.

I wouldn't mind Seb winning just to have Ferrari winning.

>>51496

3/10 troll attempt

>>51496

fabulous ferrari

The guy is actually fisting the McLaren

>>51499

thats my fetish

>tfw going to change my badger team up a bit

gonna wait for FP3 tho

>Di Resta: Are Red Bull and Ferrari sandbagging?

>Croft: Mercedes is faster than Red Bull and Ferrari because they have a special Baku only wing.

I guess that explains why Force India, Williams, Toro Rosso, McLaren, and Haas are quicker than Red Bull and Ferrari.

wtf is going on with the catshitpa i've had to fill out that cunt four times today

Alright, with cuckchan's input the strawpoll is a three-way tie between Haryanto, Kvyat and Verstappen with 11% each, totalling 1/3 of the vote

can't really disagree tbh, if I was a betting man I would say Max

SABOTAGE

>>51503

Wow, remind me not to mindlessly click on big ?'s ever again

Wow a Mercedes with race-stopping problems?

the amazing 32 point turn

what race had equally shit marshalls at retrieving car? was it china or something?

>>51508

>implying you didn't find it arrousing

>>51508

Happened to lewlew a few times. Guess the luck has turned.

>>51509

it was right through the middle of the pit wall right? maybe malaysia

>>51513

>>51509

China

>>51511

Has it? I dont remember from this year that it stopped any mercedes race

>>51510

No? I don't like that sort of stuff

>>51514

korea and india also come to mind.

was it 2013? where the korean's let a random vehicle (think ambulance thing) onto a green flagged race track

>>51516

That was fire jeep. It was one of the times Webber was on fire. They just jumped Charlie Whiting and the safety car and went out first.

>you can record up to 4 things

>you can keep more of the shows you love

or you could just download that shit for free and enjoy it DRM-free and not have it disappear when your cable company decides

>>51519

Low what are you doing here?

>>51476

The real question is: Who's going to die on sunday?

this will really be the easiest safety car prediction yet

>>51524

Yep.

>>51342

>>51523

Rosberg's hopes and dreams