/f1/ - Formula One

Ted's Qualy Notebook

https://vimeo.com/171229431

>>52082

Did they not ask Japan the first question or do they not care as they are all squeezed in?

Also is there any data about how homosexual relations between women are perceived compared to homosexual relations between men?

>>52089

>Did they not ask Japan the first question or do they not care as they are all squeezed in?

They seem pretty tolerant in the second one, so perhaps they don't give a fuck about what their neighbours do, as long as they're not loud/annoying/disrespectful etc.

>>52089

>Also is there any data about how homosexual relations between women are perceived compared to homosexual relations between men?

Not where I got that from.

V8 SuperCar race in 5 bings

http://motorsport.hopto.org:8080/ in vlc

or

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shamefur

is this v8s or ping pong

ping pong

>>52153

nen i checked the bracket for result and didn't even notice that

>too much shit going on at once

>>52153

Mexican's are good at ball sports, they're all esports "athletes" due to their amazing reaction times.

>>52146

>>52147

fractured pelvis

no pegging for a month

>>52197

Rekt

>>52207

wtf

I understand if it's actual structural damage, but then how would he be the only one affected?

>>52210

If Pirelli are worried about the tyres, fine whatever, give him replacement tyres.

But it was his fault alone, and he should be penalised somehow.

>>52212

Maybe gets a grid penalty?

Why didn't he get a reprimand for blocking Button? Max got one last time for blocking Bottas.

>>52212

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Why would he be the only one with damaged tires apart from doing a grosjean and locking up for fun

http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/94115

>The build-up to the Spa race was engulfed in intrigue as Red Bull pushed to be allowed to replace the rubber it had run in qualifying, after witnessing blistering on the outside shoulder of its front tyres.

>Its calls received no support from the FIA, and rival teams did not back the move - suggesting the damage to the tyres was not accidental and had been caused by set-up choices that Red Bull had made itself.

Red Bull damages their tyres in qualy = too bad it's your own fault

Lewis damages his tyres in qualy = OMG let us replace them for you

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>>52216

well done baku

>>52216

It's really unbelievable how he ALWAYS gets away with things every time.

GP2 in 15 bings

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https://twitter.com/MercedesAMGF1/status/744466449595510784

>Speaking of @pirellisport,we can confirm that the team received permission to swap the left front tyre of @LewisHamilton's race start set…

Only one tire, so I guess it was the worst one. Maybe to a point where it was unsafe to drive?

>>52225

Should still get a penalty

if this gets taken from the three sets of used supersofts he has for the race does that mean he has two sets of used supersofts for the race? or is it a free tire

>>52228

Can't be fucked to screenshot because I feel sick

>Tobi Grüner ‏@tgruener 5m5 minutes ago

>Apart from the set he starts on Hamilton has not undamaged supersofts left. If he wants to do a 2 stopper, he has to run softs twice.

gp2 should be pretty meme again

will we get more than 10 gp2 finishers today

>>52236

they really should let that car dope its fuel with 11 herbs & spices

wow an entire lap

>>52243

They're just building anticipation for something big

>showmanship

Gasley in 17th wasn't he going to be the next Toro Rosso recruit? Maybe Kvyat will get another year then.

Wait how is Manor Dutch in GP2?

>>52248

Max got demoted.

>>52249

???

>>52251

That's Red Bull for you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>52245

This is gonna be great….

>>52253

What are you talking about? I was saying the Manor constructor is Dutch in GP2. Why? It's a British one in F1.

>>52255

>the Dutch in charge of knowing Dutch things

>>52259

>green tyres

>>52258

Stop being so hostile

>>52262

Please anon, no harassment.

matsu shit a

>thankfully he avoided creaming his teammate

PHRASING

The GP2 cars is so ugly, except the cool sharkfin.

>>52267

Haha

Also I want to see a replay of everyone that went off in turn 1 but it seems like they didn't even have a camera ready.

i think you're suppose to stop weaving after passing the restart line

i think

Told you they were building up to something :^)

Oh, Gasley in 3.

1*

that's one way to fix the incompetent restarter problem

AHAHAHAHHA

This race is too meme.

>big smoking locked up car to left

hey, i know, let's turn left

>>52277

Yes, that looked really dumb.

they should send indy lights here, they have the crowd for it

Haha!

>gat Gasley choke

Without DRS even!

Okay well, that looked really good from Giovinazzi.

Maybe he will go to F1 instead of that Gasly guy.

>>52286

Depends who finds a sponsor :^)

Oh my! He seems rather cute as well!

>>52290

gaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>52291

No you idiot, the driver, Giovinazzi

>>52280

fucking retards lmfao

AusBro, no Henno today?

>>52298

Was out getting pizza, one sec.

>>52297

Mail me some poutine pls

>>52298

Henno 6k

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1.2k:

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Non-Henno

Higher resolution, bad compression:

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Lower resolution, but less compression:

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>>52296

No the one who just won. With the hair.

>>52302

>>52303

Thanks so much.

And sure, poutine with a side of maple syrup on the way to you haha

>>52304

>implying that's not Giovinazzi

>>52306

I like him with hair. Anyway thanks for the stream.

>>52308

mmmm all-dressed chips. Protip: crumble them up and cover your hot dogs up with all dressed chipt = you become mayor of flavourville, president of flavour country.

>>52317

You can buy a dedicated server that can do this for less than 100$.

>>52324

pc users of more than 6 months can make one from the parts they have lying around for free

>>52317

If that means he'll do a 24/7 Sky F1 stream then at least he can do drugs without having to worry about waking up.

>>52327

>If that means he'll do a 24/7 Sky F1 stream

Lolno

He just wants suckers to buy him a second PC to do the stream on so he can use his main PC for whatever while he's streaming.

It's not improving the stream, it's just giving him more toys to play with, for free.

>>52331

>>tfw watching F1 on TV right now so I can have a 30s greentexting buffer over the streamers

>implying you'll be able to green text what's going on during your ad breaks ever 4 minutes

>>52333

too true, maybe i'll run the potato stream in the background

>Henno panhandling

>£116 already

I'm so fucking close to giving his details to the UK police….

Ted is such a fucking retard

He just asked Toto:

>"why are Mercedes power unit teams dominating here?"

Because it has the most power and the straight is 2.2 fucking kilometres…

>>52348

the better kinematics of plugless direct injection

>univision goes live when the race starts

>meanwhile "Programa que muestra videos extremos"

showing a car crashed after a police chase atm

>typical sunday morning in Mexico

..Fuck I still prefer C4 over Sky1.

But I knda feel like this is gonna be a shit race all the same so ho hum…

>NBC showing their Wagner montage of Louis crashing

I love them sometimes

>>>52361

Top kek

>>52362

Anddd deleted. Lmao

>>52361

>>52362

Wow, the cucks deleted the post.

>still on his profile though

>>52367

LOL

>>52365

unsurprising, it only lasted a few minutes

I'm using meme magic to have Alonso retire first

thinking the first corner might actually be fine, remember the first race at COTA everyone was worried about T1 incidents but people kept their heads

>>52373

if it's like jeepeetoo they will have problems there but on SC restart

>>52373

>implying Hamilton won't get the best start ever seen in F1, just so can can run Nico off the track at T1

>>52376

just told Buxton he's going for Checo, Fernando and Carlos

>racist

>>52380

>botox

Terrible anthem.

>>52387

he even has a dictator mustache

>the lyrics are literally 'Azerbaijan' repeated

It's like a shitty repetitive pop song

>Azerbaijan

>Azerbaijan

>Azerbaijan

>Azerbaijan

>Azerbaijan

>Azerbaijan

Matchett prediction: Seb, Gimi, Felipe baby

Hobbo prediction: Rosberg, Perez, Max

good thing they're not on badger GP

>unlike Buxton

Gonna have to manage the Baku start and Le mans finish at the same time

Oh yeah there's F1 too

Nice crash in the back

>no crashes

disappoint

>tfw too in shock over Le Mans to focus on F1

F1 time. Toyota BTFO like I have never seen before in my life.

>>52430

Yeah. This race's probably gonna put the guys that watched the 24h to sleep

it's pretty jarring switching over to the lights out without watching any buildup

>>52434

It's nice actually. Right to the point. None of the usual dick sucking and PR bot shit

>>52435

I prefer it now.

The buildup is all horseshit with no real value to it anymore.

sorry for being retard and not following the news but what happened with hamilton and tires, did he get all new tires after fucking them up himself

inb4 Ham doesn't have the straightline speed to surpass boatass

I want to hear Hamilton: G-Guys I have no power

Gutierrez fookin shit

>tfw put Hulk on the podium

>>52440

>not wanting a crash without a radio response from hamilton

>they got rid of sexycam already

it was on ham

based goattas

>Kwiat getting btfo

>Boatass passing Max at T1 in the race

This track seems pretty decent.

>>52440

I want that, but the next time Ant comments. I want him to tell his story like a war vet tells the story of how he lost his childhood friends in a nazi attack or whatever

>>52446

true

I wonder if that bag is helping Seb's aero

>>52446

except for all that trash lying everywhere

bag cunt

>that fucking garbage back on the main straight

Red bull are raping their tires

memeradio

>Kimi 3rd

>Kimi not being shit

WHAT??

Cyka Kvjat

>switch Ferrari for Red Bull in Canada and it works out

>switch Haas for Toro Rosso for this race

wow

plastic is the new seagulls

get ready for some action boys, im about to go take my taquitos out of the oven

hamilton not being able to get past WALLtteri

WELL DONE BAG-KU

9 laps in, and I still can't focus because I'm laughing so much about 24hrs.

Shit nearly missed it

I haven't missed anything? Already know about Toyota

>>52464

literally nothing has happened

>they made us think we'd get a lot of safety cars

>>52463

Sad as fuck for them but LOL.

Dreams dashed when you could see the finish… literally

>>52466

Baku: Promises a lot, doesn't deliver.

>there's your PR campaign

Kimi getting rekt by a manor

It gets better. Toyota's last lap was so slow, they are not even classified. Dominate for about 23 hours and nothing to show for it.

Ok. F1!!!

FEEL SO BAD FOR KVYAT

>>52470

gonna get penalty for crossing pit lane line

>>52470

>under investigation

>>52471

>tfw reading Mana's tear ridden tweets

Pls Nico win just to give her some small piece of happiness

>>52473

>>52474

since that makes good racing…..

>>52473

5 second time penalty

>>52473

>>52474

>cinco segundos penalty

no era penal

lewlew is vibrating

VIBRATION

Rosberg zone out and hit wall, when?

VVVVVVIIIIIIBBBBBBRRRRRRAAAATTTTIIOOOONNNNNNNSSSSSS

MAYBE THE FIA WILL GIVE HIM ANOTHER FREE TIRE

Lot of good those replacement non-flatspotted tyres did him :^)

gimi totally moved twice there

is Cruft reading the rulebook

FUCK GoT

faggot elf sword bullshit for faggots

>>52488 (Checked)

>all those reaction faces

gold

>>52489

>>52491

what is porn

>>52489

>no sound

No bad pussy for you.

wake me up when something happen

>>52492

I watch it for the fine literature :^)

>>52487

Yeah it's shit but spoiling GoT faggots is even funnier than trolling BESTFANS

>>52496

too bad the show has passed the books now and I have to watch it since the Mountain that Writes isn't going to finish them

>>52498

And DB Weiss sucks fucking dick at writing.

This last season has been 90% filler and crap filler at that.

>>52499

>(((Weiss)))

>>52499

I thought the scene where the bandit stuck his finger up the other bandit's ass was quality

i hope somebody passes someone else in a straight line using DRS

>>52500

checked

[JUDEN TO THE SHOWERS INTENSIFIES]

>>52501

Totally developed character and plot.

For being such a meme track the race sure is booring

>>52504

older tyres though

>>52504

team order incomming in 3..2..1

>This train

>>52498

I have the tactical advantage of living somewhere the show is on at like 4 AM and most people watch it monday evening. So I can just read a summary online and troll all monday long.

>>52505

Yeah. Nearly half the race is gone and it feels like literally nothing happened

Ferrari win and 2nd place still possible.

>9 places gained for Magnussen on badger

>Wehrlein having a good race too

not bad so far

>>52512

yeah we started posting tits so you know it's bad

>>52512

I want it to be over so I can finally go to bed

>You guys need to pick up the pace

>>52512

Going quick though, especially as I skipped all the warmup for this one.

>>52513

My mind started wandering about how you could sit at the south pole and be in all timezones at once.

>yeah we started posting tits so you know it's bad

>Ricciardo

>Medium tyres

What's exactly inside of a Red Bull?

>>52518

Wings

>>52518

bull testicles

>>52518

>>52519

>>52520

It used to be Vettel piss.

And damn was it delicious

>>52516

spoiler that my dude :^)

watching with sisters next to me but they are too busy nintendoing

At least Lewis is providing some fun radio messages

Now Crofty will call the rule stupid again

why did i use henno

what an ass

STOP IT HENNO YOU IDIOT

well done toro rosso

>>52524

At least you didn't have to hear the utterly awful commentary SKY has.

>>52524

>>52525

What did he do? Did he shout like last time?

Internet so shitty I'm on crichd?

>>52524

>>52525

He did the same thing last week, when will you learn.

>>52528

Henno is sky bro

>>52529

Switched to Hamilton onboard

>apologies for the language

>hamilton again threatening to unfinish the race

every time he's not winning

Hamilton having a tantrum is the highlight of the race.

What a fucking child

This is funny

>was gonna say lewisha looks slow from the onboard

>remember that is just how this formula is

Get ready to see a chimp get mad

>>52532

I know, the onboard just didn't have hamilton's number 1 fans slobber all over it.

>this silly rule about radio

that sky pushed for

wah wah

>RTL commentators making fun of hamilton

so comfy, too bad they're running ads during the race

>reminder that Sky campaigned for the radio ban

>THIS IS NOT RACING

BEHOLD, F1 TECH SUPPORT

Not a single SC

so much for those badger predictions :^)

Now watch as the radio ban gets quietly taken out next year because british plebs are now against it

>>52550

not this fucking faggot.

fuckin' keep the drivers in the dark, get some smarts on the track.

>>52550

It was a retard rule from the beginning.

I don't mind if we have to have Hamilton being an idiot to get rid of it.

If fans don't want to hear those messages just don't broadcast the fucking messages which they might not want to hear.

A grand prix without at least one McHonda breakdown is considered a dull affair

>>52552

Sky pushed it as "Nico always asks for help, he can't drive the car without help from the pitwall".

So all the bestfans joined in and whinged for it to be banned, because Sky told taught them it would hurt Nico.

>the coverage is reduced to showing hondas

Gimi on a tantrum

>>52555

Exactly.

So they should have just not broadcasted those messages.

Crofty can't moan about something he has never heard, although I'm sure he will try.

>McClaren slower than Sauber

>>52559

This is not a good day for nippon

>>52558

Their job is to appeal to the average mongoloid who's willing to pay for F1 coverage. It's not surprising they lobby for shit that they think help their man

lol are they seriously discussing about the use of curse words

>>52563

vittu mitä homoja

>>52562

The race is so boring they came to that.

>put Toro Rosso on badger team

>double DNF

>say Wehrmacht is having a good race

>brake failure

meme magic gone wrong

>no one still hasn't crashed

>>52567

has*

>>52567

We need Pastor

This circuit turns out to be really really boring

>mclelen

This race has been going on for 1 hour and 20 minutes.

>>52570

Called it >>51043 >>51043 >>51043 >>51043

>>52573

Congrats, it's not like everybody knew it since the first map of the track was revealed…

>Hamilton finds the right setting.

>English press and fags on Twitter will scream about how Mercedes and the FIA sabotaged Hamilton with the wrong setting on purpose and how he is a genius for finding it again.

Bleh.

>>52575

plebs gonna pleb

Kimi :DDDDD

>>52574

apparently not

At least it wasn't as boring as the Canadian race.

>>52574

Walls all over the place meant a chance for some SC goodness, coupled with a fast run to the first corner. Also that castle corner.

Lots of chances for nice crashes, absolutely nothing happened.

5 laps until this race is put out of its misery

>Kimi and Lewis fans both going to be angry and the radio rules

Well that is the two largest and most stupid fan groups moaning.

Race a shit

Croft a shit

>>52580

True that.

Perez +0.989

Fug DDD

Only remotely exciting thing is a potential Perez podium

Someone to crash last lap

>>52587

Isn't it pretty sure now when the difference is less than a second

appatently kimi has problems

>>52587

Gimi has a 5 seconds penalty, so it's Perez on the Podium anyways.

>>52589

>>52590

He can still fuck it up though

At least Nico wins and keeps the champion's hip alive

>>52593

who? haven't seen anyone named that m8

wooo last lap

Fuck you Baku.

WELL DONE BAKU

Based nico

Azerbajin a shit.

>HURUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

FUCK OFF HENNO

GO GO NICO

At least their dictator could waste several millions of their gas money.

Finally

>>52600

YEE-HA

woohoo

Shit race

Shit country

Shit Crofty

not a single safety car holy shit

PREPARE YOUR ASSES FOR THE PODIUM CEREMONIES

so sky's object of obsession this weekend is the radio ban

>>52611

Most interesting thing that happened in the race.

Also based Lauda

wtf did rosberg do to himself

Lewisha not punished enough this weekend

>>52610

absolutely haram

>>52613

hit himself by opening the bottle too hard?

>>52615

I think his ear plug jack box thing flipped up and hit him in the eye LOL

>Well done Baku

>>52616

Rosberg's eye is always sort of fucked up

WELL DONE BAKU

>>52622

What? Baku?

>>52622

Baku is the capital of Azerbaijan anon.

Kinda obvious that it would exist.

>>52622

Got /f1/ now on the top too. Best niche board on 8chan.

>Drinking during Ramadan

Why doesn't this Sovjet shithole have a Sharia police?