/erp/ - Erotic Roleplay

>>164174

You're bisexual probably. And that's okay.

>>164176

what would his father think if he saw him doing this though?

>>164179

Dude, none of us have dads who would be cool with the kinds of stuff we ERP

And you know what? That's okay

Our sex stuff, no matter how weird, isn't our dads' business

Anon can be bisexual and he doesn't need his dad's approval to do it

He can just be a good person and that would be enough for any good dad

I'm sad at the thought of my current note play ending and that one of my note plays ended without a proper closure, and that I probably won't be able to do much more with my current partner after it.

I really shouldn't be upset over internet type fucking.

>>164174

I'm in the same boat. The worst thing is that I swear I'm straight irl but there's this sissy looking boy I see often that makes me doubt about my sexuality.

>>164189

>>164174

>Doubting your sexuality because the gook likes to draw girls, only to later call them boys at an attempt to be somewhat fresh and original.

Playing straight into the kikes' ploy. You're supposed to be better than this.

>>164191

> complaining about 'the Jews' on an ERP message board

>>164193

No, you see, completely heterosexual ERP isn't degenerate! It's just sad and desperate! S-still a part of the master race!

>>164162

Even if it enables them and compounds the problem for other people, I like dumpster diving to the point where I rarely bother seeking out quality partners anymore. I only draw the line when their typing is lol u tk him 2 da bar|?-tier. Misspelling of the word that's IN MY PROFILE NAME, misspelling in general, lacking punctuation, conditional tenses, I don't care. Not like I'll ever humor them again afterwards since they tend to delete their profiles after I verbally suck them dry and then leave the site for a couple weeks to a month.

Granted I only reread logs for sexual gratification if they were with a decent partner despite stuffing everything I do into a Pastebin; the arousal comes from the heat of the moment, which is my incentive to play with bad writers. I think it has something to do with the fact that with an extreme shitter, I don't have to worry so much about impressions or "measuring up" to my own overblown perception of their expectations. Maybe I'm the shitter.

>>164294

Just tell us the kinks you needy, reply-baiting shit.

>>164307

I relate to wanting that first one

Especially if after my character has been beaten and raped and made into a plaything and is starting to wish he'd just kill her already he gradually becomes less evil and begins to value her as a person

>>164296

I think your assessment of it being a preformance anxiety/impostor syndrome/work-V.s-reward type deal is accurate. You could write more, better, sexier and longer plays, but it feels hard. Unfortunately, not doing so means that you stagnate and eventually become cynical and bitter about the whole thing.

I have the same issues myself, from time to time.

Sometimes I seduce partners way below my usual standard. They're competent, but not really memorable players. I drive them wild because I don't give a shit about them or losing them, so there's no inhibition. My worst partners get my best writing.

I overuse smirks when I play cocky, malicious, or otherwise edgy characters. It's extremely lazy and I wish I felt worse about it than I do.

Sometimes, there is no appointment in the morning. Sometimes I'm just fucking tired.

I judge people by their avatars and profiles despite knowing only too well how lousy they are for judging a player's ability.

These days I take rejection just fine, but I still go after people with stalker-like fervency when they straight-up ignore me after I [i]know[/i] they got the message.

I reject people on profiles compatible with the character I'm on just because they express disdain for characters I'm not on ("I hate all males," etc).

Over and over I'm attracted to psychotic lunatics with enormous onionskin egos and personal hangups instead of decent people who write reasonably well because the lunatics give the best pussy/dick.

When people ask if I'm going/ready to cum OOC, rather than shaming them like I should, I just lie in order to keep the conversation flowing.

Once in a while, I get emotionally attached to a character pairing. It takes years, but it's still wrong.

I play all the characters I want to fuck, since nobody plays them for me. This leads to a cycle of bitterness, resentment, and disappointment.

I resent some of my friends for being a hair's breadth from compatible: all the right kinks, but the wrong orientation; a few obscure kinks and amazing pictures, but not interested in the type of characters I play; impossible time zones, etc.

All the time I whine about how I can't get the play I want, but I know exactly what to do to get more attention and more partners. I just can't bring myself to be popular, because I hate attention.

I put way too much of my identity into my skill at this stuff.

I'd like to leave F-list altogether, but I enjoy RP more than I've enjoyed sex with any of my prior girl/boyfriends.

>>164370

I'm not going to tell you that all of that is healthy, but I do recognize myself in a lot of this. Let's hope it gets better.

I hate sex even though I had it more times than I can count.

I don't enjoy it, both because of the physical sensation and because of extremely awful past experiences.

I never want to do it again. Thankfully I haven't had to do it in a few years.

I'm glad I have RP so I can find some sexual release without having to have sex. I only like it in RP.

>>164307

tfw I genuinely made an infernal profile because I got tired of seeing cute anime boys with no actual demonic personality, no threat of anything

the only way to get it is to do it yourself

I've been on anime and video game centric forums since before I was a teenager. Since the mid 2000s where I found 4chan shortly after. I was there for billy mays death and I saw /jp/ splinter from /a/. This is not for epeen because it's not something I'm proud of. this is for context. I was an edgy b tard and /a/non in the late 2000s and for a long time I shared all of the 4chan hivemind's views, like if you used emoticons you were a gaiafag who needed to gtfo or lurk more.

Nowadays, I completely and unironically adore people who spam and overuse emoticons in OOC talk like ^^ or xD but especially >////< (that one is very cute). Even when people use verbs in asterisks, even though I can't really bring myself to use them or most emoticons. I really, honestly can't help how I feel. Something activated in me after reaching adulthood. The people who write like that OOC, I feel, are being so earnest and wearing their heart on their sleeve, I actually can't physically stop myself from feeling endeared. I spent my youth on internet forums where you'd get flamed every day, but I still have emotional warmth inside me and I can't help but enjoy talking to people who are so outrageously warm and friendly.

Unfortunately the people who write like this are usually very troubled people IRL and its hard to maintain contact with them. Like out of the blue being rude and hurtful because someone else was unkind to them, which is like a slap in the face and shatters my perception of them and I choose not to contact them anymore.

It's not a sexual thing and it's not a romantic thing I just like talking to people who write that way. It's comforting in a way I can't explain.

>>164409

I think it's the psychology of typing however you want and not really giving a fuck about what's proper. I don't mind it in a casual sense and I think well placed emoticons can be cute, but it's not formal which is why many people are turned off by it.

My confession is I like looking at other people's f-list postings to get an idea what to draw.

>>164412

I think it's tone, not formality level. imageboard culture isn't 'formal' , unless you go around shouting racial epithets at your boss. However the tone of writing on imageboards is serious and measured. Even if people are making jokes, it's dry humor.

Gone are the days of holding up sporks in asterisks and quoting invader zim.

I enjoy purple doms unironically, the dommier the better. Not so much the muscular variety, mind you.

I also enjoy canons more then OCs, for the most part.

I haven't been able to get back into the ERP mindset for a long time because some tragedies in real life hit me hard, but now I really want to get back into it, and yet it's been so long that I've developed an anxiety about it where if or after I make character profiles I essentially go into hiding and hesitate to reply to offers, if I even do that. I don't know, maybe I'm not as over things as I thought I was. I guess this part was less a confession and more an anonymous rant about my situation in life as it relates to typefucking.

>>164307

Meanwhile I've deleted half a dozen more violent monster/demon or straight up sadistic characters because too many people told me it was "too much" or I took it "too far" and it made my brains go sad and bad until I hit that delete button. It's just as hard to find partners who actually want the good horror show or violent actions - as opposed to the ones who just want to be slapped and spanked a bit before being forced to give a sloppier than usual blowjob and let free.

>>164394

I rarely ever jerk it to my own RPs but I really enjoy reading what other people write to me and it makes me very happy and fulfilled when someone tells me they get off to my writing - whether they're male or female.

>>165034

I know I sometimes find it hard to find any doms in the middle ground between wanting to spank my characters and slap them a little bit and wanting to mutilate and kill them.

>>165050

Also; being physically abusive is not the only way to dom and the vast, vast majority of role players really need to learn this. Thundercock McSwagger grows old the like, fifth time you see it.

>>165057

Okay, forgive me here because this is going to sound incredibly accusatory, but I don't really mean to be, and I'm just trying to figure this out. I don't really care about the evident racism, that shit's pedestrian to me at this point. What really cooks my noodle here is: ``why do you care about the skin color of the cocksleeve on the other end?`` As long as the character isn't awful and the person is capable, does it really matter if their skin is brown, black, whatever, if their brain is sufficiently white?

>>165059

Don't worry I understand your point of view and I understand why for you this is irrational.

When it comes to people, I've never been able to see the soul as something separate from the body. I alwas see a human being as one, and in the end I know I'm having sex with a person, not a brain. I say sex because let us not kid ourselves, typefucking is fucking, it isn't just being literate together and it isn't just roleplaying like dungeons and dragons, even if there is a lot of make believe and play pretend.

Also, my flawed english strikes back… that sentence, "one guy I was typing nice things with innocently told me" should read, "one guy I was typing nice things with told me innocently"… I'm not saying the nice things we were typing were innocent.

>>165059

Besides, I know there are some who only want to play if their partner is of a certain gender in real life, which I feel is something more people will find understandable even if they disagree. As for me I wish I knew their race.

>>165061

>Also, my flawed english strikes back…

I'm endlessly amused at the thought of a self-admitted racist trying to fit into a group of people that don't even speak whatever third world language he has.

>>165057

>being this autistic over what your rp partners are irl

Maybe you should find something else to do. This really isn't worth shitting your pants over.

>When it comes to people, I've never been able to see the soul as something separate from the body.

Personally, I hate people like you. You can't separate the player from the character and it's just a bad experience for everyone. Please leave. No one will miss you.

>>165088

>it's just a bad experience for everyone

It is not. The people I play with love it, and I love it as well.

I think I understand where you are coming from with your hatred towards me but I'm not the kind of person you think I am.

Role-play characters are not the same as the real person playing, I've always been the first to say this, and I used to feel annoyed with people who didn't understand it. For years I didn't ask or care about what my partners were in real life, and the recent realization that I do care, somewhat, made me feel confused which is exactly why this feels like a confession.

i was never really a fan of RP, and still am not, but I specifically remember when I was dating a girl who recommended I join her MYSPACE RP group, and I RP'd a gay sex session with an older dude who turned out to be in the military overseas at the time. I definitely wasn't gay at the time (bi now, but just barely), but I won't say I didnt have fun with that one session in particular. Can't recall any other times I've ever enjoyed or even participated in RP's. Hell, the only reason I'm on this board is cause im procrastinating from sleep.

>>165062

Both situations are a sign of severe enough mental deficiency I question if a person worried about either is capable of typefucking. People like you are usually first in line to complain about people being special snowflakes who want the rest of the world to coddle them. Well either stop being a special snowflake and fucking deal with the fact that some people you're communicating with aren't white even if their characters are or go back to your precious little all white safe space in pol.

I used to rail against cheating/adultery/NTR stuff like crazy, always raging like a nut about it for one reason or another back in the more innocent times of just getting into my perverse niches, but lately I've been in a lot of RPs doing that very thing with me in the position of the "bull" as it were. Its a hell of an ego trip that I can't help but love when I'm playing a part in it, even if I still don't particularly care for most doujins and such that feature it still. RPs have corrupted me, it seems.

Now if only I could find regular partners who could play the cheating girl role in just the right way to hit that spot, and play out my "amateur model girlfriend/wife" corruption idea…

>>165091

I feel ya, man.

>>165091

I don't normally respond to named posts - but, I feel like I have to say: what's so bad about caring? Why the barriers? Maybe you won't like them if something slips through, yeah, or maybe you still will. Fundamentally there's no right or wrong, however, and worrying about purpose or if feelings are bad or not to have should be overwritten by the vibrant and undeniable fact that you feel, and should be happy for what you have.

After all - why not just be happy and not worry too much about it?

>>165120

You sound like the worst kind of im14andsodeep edgester, my man. "Feelings are bad they do nothing but hurt you so I feel nothing I am a beep boop robot and this is good"

I've made a bunch of great friends RPing - people I'm still in contact with today. Some I still RP with, some I don't because our relationship changed for the better. If all you want is just a brief, like uninvolved smut session then cool, go for it. But spending so many posts complaining about abloo bloo emotions sounds like the exact opposite of whatever stone cold internet badass it is you seem to think you are?

I guess what I'm trying to say is you do you. But you sound like some bitch writing their live journal about how they got dumped so everything is meaningless and, like, will they ever feel again and what is the purpose of anything?

>>165091

>Hating themselves because they're extremely attached to partners

Oh boy.

My issue is that the one I am attached to I'm afraid I know too much about and I developed feelings.

feelsautisticman

Just wanted to point out that you people are literal subhumans.

Getting attached to strangers on the internet? Because of ERP? What happened to not treating F-list like a social networking site? Purge yourselves you cringeworthy faggots.

>>165136

Befriending people is cool and fun.

>>165136

Did you know: sometimes you can meet someone who is a stranger, and with time the two strangers can choose to privately share information until they are no longer strangers, but friends

>>165136

I'd wager 65%+ of modern relationships are formed because someone got attached to a relative stranger online. It's too common now because everyone's plugged in instead of communicating IRL.

>Because of ERP?

Because loving DiCaprio's performance in the Titanic or whatever the fuck the last generation came up with is so much a better reason right? Romance is bullshit.

>What happened to not treating F-list like a social networking site?

Let's face it, F-List was always a social networking site. You expect you can fiddle around with people's crotches anonymously online all day and not build attachments in the process, you're wrong. Don't get in the kitchen if you can't take the heat.

>approach a partner perfect for my character

>I usually do 7-10 or more sentences

>they did 2 at best

>kept it up because the character was just that good, simply lower my post length to 4-5~

>obviously I'm doing all the work, being real nice about it too

>eventually they aren't in the mood

>and they aren't in the mood

>get the clue, they aren't interested anymore

>get kinda mad, was really enjoying it

>a couple of months later

>I message them, asking them if they'd like to continue

<yeah but can you change basically everything about the play

>decide fuck it and create a new character just for them

>we plot and it seems like they are in love with the idea

>now I really don't want to do it and I'm never in the mood for them

>I figure they think I did it all on purpose when reality is we're probably not compatible despite having the same kinks, just having a different way executing them

I still feel bad sometimes, although in retrospective they deserve it.

>>165136

>getting to know people you don't know is cringeworthy

You seem to be misunderstanding what people mean when they say f-list isn't a social networking site. When you go into a room and blogpost about how horrible your day was and how shit your Overwatch matches to people who don't fucking care, that's using it like a shitty social networking site. Do you think having a 1 on 1 conversation with someone in private is cringeworthy, you fucking sperg?

>>165152

Exactly the same shit really. No one gives a fuck what video games you have been playing or what moeshit anime you have been watching, even if talking in private. Neckbeards are all the same vapid, uninteresting, meme-spouting cunts.

>>165153

This is probably why you don't have any friends.

>>165153

man why didn't you just tell us this at the beginning this explains why you're like this

just remember though: just because you're a fundamentally unlikable neckbeard doesn't mean that everyone on f-list is a fundamentally unlikable neckbeard

>>165152

>don't talk to friends about what you've been doing

>don't talk to friends about hobbies

>don't ask friends about those things because you're interested in what your friend has to say

So do you actually have friends, or what?

>>165136

You sound fun.

>>165172

those are exactly the kinds of conversations that friends have

I don't get why you think this isn't happening all across f-list PMs between people and in other chat software that people move to after f-list.

Just yesterday a relatively new partner and I talked about fishing and it was lovely.

>>165146

I talked to someone for months on end - we both had a very compatible taste in kinks, very nice and sexy characters that were mutually appriciated. Only… eventually we figured out that we just write differently, do kink differently, focus on very different things inside all of that. Funny how incompatible you can be while still being so very close, right? We're still friends, though.

I feel you on that one. It's almost worse than not finding them at all - but not quite, at least not for me.

>>165162

I'm going to chime in and say that this is true - there's some very cool, smart and generally lovely people on this site; I know from personal experience. Literally nothing wrong with getting to know people into your interests, either - sometimes it works out, sometimes not so much. That's fine! You better take life's pleasures and chances where you can damn well get them.

>>165199

I've told you before, and I'll tell you again - all that's possible, but rare! You want something that's a lot of work and, paradoxically, uncommon due to being rather 'normal'. It'll take work and time to get, but again, very doable!

Your art is quirky but neat. It slims your partner pool a bit more, but I like it. I won't pull any punches, even - I was pretty interested in your old profile: I would've hit you up if I weren't already creakingly full on partners already!

Seriously, though - try fucking up your handsome guy, if only a little. Make him poor as shit. Prone to some immoral vileness, maybe! Have him be a thick-set orc - hell, anything, really! Just… fuck him up a litte, for your own sanity.

You could try the art-threads here, or maybe something like https://www.artstation.com/ for more traditional art! Visiting 4chan's /tg/ board can be very fruitful, too; they have character art threads all the time - all SFW, but still useful when combined with some slightly generic sexy spice thrown in with them.

Good luck, handsome!

I'm preoccupied on figuring out what malformation of emotional stability caused me to be into extreme domination. Only in the last year did the unthinkable happen, and I collapsed into a manic, desperate appreciation for exceedingly gentle femdom.

I am currently physically unsettled by a story that's speaking to the very core of a wound I didn't know I had. Embed related. I too, was a 'bad' kid who was always at fault in spite of best intentions, and punished constantly. Dredging it all up just makes me want to scream in equal parts fury and despair.

Anyone else fixate on the psychology of their fetishes?

>>165376

>Anyone else fixate on the psychology of their fetishes?

God, constantly. But I think I have most of them figured out.

Without getting painfully personal I can tell you that mine basically come from:

>Early life anxieties related to overstimulation and communication issues

>Extreme illness and mild traumas in adolescence

>One very specific moment in a cartoon when I was a young teen

>Adult sexual trauma

>Loathing of many kinds of tactile experiences

>>165388

Make up a lie that something happened. If you take the effort to re-establish contact before they have to ask what happened. You've already proven better than 95% of the rest of the population.

>>165388

I, too, have been a shitty partner as of late because I'm having fun with video games and I feel like trash explaining this.

>>165427

You best post your profile.

>>165467

Your choice man. Have a good day.

>>165470

I enjoy brainstorming and playing in equal measure, so it's always a bit of a bummer when someone who prefers brainstorming over playing doesn't say that and just disappears before the play starts. I should probably just throw that out there when looking for a partner next time so that I might be able to keep brainstorming something else with them.

It's ultimately fine though, they still helped give me a bunch of hot ideas to fantasize about.

>>165388

Just do it man. I would much rather have an explanation, regardless of what it is, instead of just never knowing what happened.

>>165470

People like you are why I no longer plan RPs unless we're guaranteed to play right away.

I get extremely paranoid when a friend or other partner has been online since my last note (if it's note-based roleplay which I don't always do) and hasn't responded.

I know it's stupid - people have lives outside F-list and they may have just been checking in or something. Still, it makes me think that my note was shit and I'm a horrible writer who should quit while I'm ahead. I feel especially dumb when they respond the next day or something.

I've sent notes between my own and theirs along the lines of "hey I re-read my last note and it wasn't very good, want me to send another" before, which usually gets either disregarded or a "no it's fine actually" response, so I feel like a total heel. I just did it today, too. Sorry, man.

You know, I really just want to RP with myself.

Every time I engage with someone in RP I always go the extra mile. I try my best to make the play as good for them as possible - include whatever kink they like, even if it's not my favorite. Tweak characters in minor ways to emphasize their preferences. Making my partner happy and satisfied is my ultimate goal. For my longest running and most fun partners, I've even gone as far as making specific characters for them that I don't publicly use and don't share with other people in other RPs. I'm probably the weird one here, most definitely in fact.

But you know - it'd be nice to have someone like myself for once. Someone who gives a shit about what I like and want. Who doesn't get pissy when I don't feel like playing along with their boring idea for once and politely suggest an alternative.

I write with shitters and gradually kick up my post size until they log out or admit they can't keep up. It's the only way they really learn and gives me a sick sense of superiority.

>>165712

It probably depends on what it is that you like. If you play the kind of character I like, I'll do this for you and literally never grow tired of it because my self-esteem exists on the validation and appreciation of my partner and I don't have any thoughts or feelings of my own beyond what I know I definitely don't like.

>>165712

Nothing wrong with wanting to do that. I've made characters specifically for partners or inspired by roleplays with them. I've also written stories with my characters fucking like mad during RP dry spells. I don't get off to them, nor do I even share them, but it's still satisfying as a creative outlet. When you find a really fucking good partner, it feels like the same thing, only you have the added benefit of knowingly making someone on the other end happy, too.

At least that's in my case. I've had a few rare partners that have pulled some massive multi-para replies out of me and I've always enjoyed their reactions to them, and knowing they like them so much. It's borderline more enjoyment in writing for someone that I feel 'worthy' of trying to impress than anything.

>>165717

I probably don't. I mostly play purples these days because the last time I made a pink character I tried to take seriously I got e-stalked by a weirdo who somehow found my steam account and everything.

>>165767

Nope. They might have gone full internet detective on me from something I let slip during conversation? I have absolutely no clue. After they added me and said who they were I went full purge and erased my shit and took a long hiatus from RPing though. Haven't played a pink character since.

>>165758

>>165768

I like purples. Try your luck.

>>165768

That's creepy as fuck. Sorry anon, hope that fag got the message and stayed away.

I play a Krystal Fox profile and do multi-para play. Part of me enjoys the writing superiority I have over the masses of illiterate monkeys that want to yiff da fawx, as at best they offer up 2-4 lines but are so incredibly desperate to get some. I have an absolutely awful profile with no desire to write up a custom story for her.

I ended up meeting a player that inspired me enough to create a story around our characters. Krystal mounted by all sorts of autism, including a lengthy detailed session with Knuckles from the Sonic games. Unbeliveably hot and with a touch of adultery in that Knuckles took Fox's girl from him and fucked her stupid, it was good shit.

I flaked on that partner though, as my interest waned insanely fast with most ideas. My guilt should weigh heavy but I feel nothing. Am I doomed to forever be a garbage dwelling shitter like those I look down upon?

>>165855

John, you *are* the shitter.

>>165789

I haven't seen him since but I'm remarkably apprehensive about using this robot lady I've made and keep wanting to take for a spin.

>>165787

https://www.f-list.net/c/ryla%20saltspray/ I am the worst at making profiles but here, have an orc I guess. Most of my profiles tend to be made to cater to a specific fetish or whatever - this one was made because I found a bunch of Incase art and was like "that guy draws some neat orcs."

>>164162

I feel really shitty for how many times I've impulsively made a character and then realized "oh fuck, this is awful" and immediately deleted the profile. Most of the time I make profiles just for the sake of making profiles, not because I even plan to use them; I just really like making inlines. Most of the characters that I do play, I'm godawful at playing, and feel pretty bad for those who want to RP with me.

Confessing, because it gets me hot.

I spent hours setting up an ERP where I was playing a very docile, nervous, but adorable beautiful little virgin who I told my partner I wanted to be slowly, carefully coaxed into her first time.

He told me so many times how hot I was and how bad he wanted to take me.

Right as things finally started heating up, after tons of foreplay and begging, I message him OOC and say I can't continue tonight because something came up. He's super disappointed, but I assure him we can start over tomorrow night.

Immediately switch to private messaging another person I had waiting for me. Play the same exact character but as a brazen fucking whore, rip all my clothes off and tell him I'm a cheating slut who just snuck away from my other partner for him, let him absolutely destroy me and use me every which way for the rest of the night. Screenshot all the logs in case I decide to be a completely evil bitch and send them to my currently unknowing cuck.

I came three times tonight.

>>165845

I'm also like this. I don't enjoy blurring OOC and IC in any form and I just… like being polite, while also happen to genuinely enjoy writing about terrible, terrible things. I guess part of it is because writing horrible stuff is an outlet and having experienced some things like that can make one want to treat others better. I do like the idea that some people actually enjoy dealing with such strangeness though.

>>165918

Fucken logs

>>165956

This is a relateable post

I got a lot of kinks partly because of shitty life experiences but those same life experiences make me really want to be a good person IRL.

Oh and here's another one; I keep a few really lame RPers in my friend roster and play with them each night to gear up my brain so when the partners I actually give a fuck about log in I'm ready to deliver huge walls of text for them.

>>165985

>Though there are always the stuttering shotas who respond by begging to be cucked

God that's hot I hope to run into one of those

You guys are horrible. Good lord.

I wasn't expecting anything on the level I've seen ITT.

The worst I've done is lie about cumming if they ask since I don't masturbate during RP. Maybe I'm too innocent for this hobby.

>>166016

I'd feel worse about being lied to about you jizzing over our RP than like, any of the dumb faux-RP cucking going on in this topic, honestly. That one would hit me right in my talent insecurity.

>>166022

Not that anon. But like if you ask. Then clearly it matters to you. If it didn't you wouldn't ask, and the other person is put on the spot. Because it's obvious you want to hear yes.

But what if I'm tired from work? Or not doing anything because I don't live alone? Or maybe they were, but some shitty clinger came and ruined the mood because they don't understand no?

Plus it'd be obvious the other person would take a no, in less than best ways.

Since this is confessions thread. If I cum it's during the thinking about whatever is laid out and so usually towards the beginning of the session, usually before anything steamy happens. Quality dips for first few posts, but don't do more since it'd impact the RP

>>165845

>>165956

>it's fetish psychology hour

>>166026

Oh - I never ask personally. But people tell me they do and I always appreciate it. So if someone was like "All those times I told you I was jerking it? I lied." and not just like, as a means to end our interaction. I'd be less than chuffed.

>>166022

>>166028

I'm talking specifically when the other player asks. If I'm truly enjoying an Erp I say so. I don't say "yeah dude I'm jerkin my gherkin" because I'm not, but I do like to tell my partner they did well.

>>166027

I should elaborate on my own theory on what you're feeling in relation to this. Having a fictional set of interactions juxtaposed to an actual set of interactions is simulating both ends of the cultured barbarian archetype simultaneously. The contrast is letting you have your cake and eat it too. You're reading the epilogue and the prologue at the same time.

The idea of a monstrous but kind male being highly attractive is so casually understood in Japan that schoolgirls have a slang term for it: Gappu. Gap.

>>166012

Some of them were really bad, but there was one in particular that I liked a lot.

>Have a slutty high school girl character, he is a femboy

>Establish him as an underclassman with a crush

>Nearly every time I would get fucked, I would send him "texts" during it and have him guess how/where/who I was fucking

>If he got it right, I'd send him "selfies" (in the form of logs, descriptions, etc)

>When the roleplay was done, I'd excuse myself from the first roleplay and have the femboy provide aftercare

>Make him lick out all the cum, apply lotion to anywhere raw/bruised, fix all the runny makeup, etc.

>Call him a girl the whole time, say he'll never live up to the real men

>Reward him with torn clothing at worst, or apathetic handjobs at best

Shame I ended up tossing that character, since he was the one who really got me into being a cold hearted bitch that cucks other roleplayers.

>>165075

>Muh "we're all alike" mentality

No, but those posts were still fucking hilarious.

>>166150

Were you cucking yourself? Because the way you tell this story - it sounds entirely like you were RPing with yourself and trying really hard to like, shame yourself or something? Which is just double sad.

I'm literally sunk cost fallacy: the RPer. I don't like to RP things I can easily find porn of because I don't see the point in going through the effort of finding somebody and hoping they don't flake on me when I can easily access porn, either visual or written that's in higher quality than anything I could ever do. The only things I'd go out of my way to RP at this point is niche shit that I'm probably the only guy on this planet into it. This has gone on for years with very little success (I've had some sessions I really enjoyed with Fallout bugs but they all get conveniently busy for weeks, months, years) but my mind keeps telling me that I've gone too far down the rabbit hole to stop now. C'mon, just spend a little more time here and find that dream scenario you've been wanting for ages! It's just around the corner!

I wish I never discovered F-List. If some of my old homies didn't go trolling the site, I would've never discovered any of this shit and I wouldn't be on this board right now. Over two years of my life saved right there.

>>166228

Then leave, you fuckin' idiot.

>>166081

He keeps a Kermit muppet with a Hitler mustache around as a prop now.

>>165061

>>165057

Racism is dumb. Stop thinking on a macro "us versus them" level and treat each person you meet as their own person.

Here's my big, secret confession. I like playing shemales with giant, impossible cocks. Like, we're talking bigger than their own god damn arms. I never take the RPs seriously, but it's good for some dumb fun.

So I'm an enormous egomaniac. I usually keep it under wraps, that's not my confession. No, my confession is far, far stranger.

I'm fucking jealous of myself. See; I do this thing. If I want something hard enough and there doesn't seem to be anyone filling my specific demands, or enough people to my tastes. I'll just do it myself. But then I'm satisfying other people with a kink, fetish or scenario that I really wanted done to me. Multiple characters? Gentle domination? Over the top Stockholm syndrome inducing mental abuse and control? Fucking sure. I'll do any of that as I see fit. There's nothing too depraved for me. And, as arrogant as it will sound: I'm fucking good.

But I'll be fucked if I can find someone up to my standards willing to indulge in something I actually want. If I want to sub? It's hard to find a good dom. If I want to dom? Good subs are harder to find than a dickless nun. Forget looking for something more specific. I can spell out, in exact detail, everything I want. Build a character for a singular and specific scenario. And still never get it to a satisfying degree.

Meanwhile my partners always finish the session content and satisfied because I refuse to under perform if I can help it.

>>167658

Add a note on your profiles (and your ads, and your posts here which link to the profiles) that you enjoy playing the other side too and having your partner play a character like the one this profile is of.

I often see profiles I really like and would love to play as but I never ask because I assume the person only plays the profile one way. Most probably do only play the characters, but some do play both sides! Some even have the opposite kind of character (sub-dom) listen as other characters, showing they may be open to it! But I never ask.

It would be great if it become a thing, maybe a custom kink, of I play as or with this character.

>>167658

Know a lot of people going through that. I think the main thing to do is what >>167670 this anon suggested but also don't stop looking for more partners

>>167670

I actually did think to do that recently! I don't know why I didn't do it earlier. Because I'm dumb, most likely. But I just edited the customs for the character I was on currently to note that while the character does like doing certain actions - they also like receiving them as well.

>>167671

I'll probably never stop as long as my interest in writing smut remains.

I have a couple of confessions that I'm semi-ashamed of. The first is that I highly enjoy OOC dirty talk because of some extreme nymphomania, which only gets ruined when the other person takes it too far or I tend to remember that canon characters are more interesting to play for me (which doesn't really mesh well with it).

The other one is that I have some weird attraction to the people that you'd call shitters or losers (IC or OOC) and have some weird compulsion to help t hem out. Unfortunately I've yet to make a character for both these things that holds my interest

>>167678

Play with Fai. You'll get both.

>>167672

You could link it here for suggestions

>>167678

>nymphomania

what's it like?

>>167696

Kind of annoying sometimes. The only way to stop it is to distract myself with video games or something, but it's not exactly a terrible thing when it comes to ERP.

>>167700

describe it please for erp purposes

what happens when not distracted? how well does distraction work?

how long have you had it? how does it change erp?

>>167701

Without distraction I get a strong urge every couple of hoursand usually end up doing it. Distractions tend to vary though depending on what I'm doing and how engaging it is. For ERP though it ends up being kind of good because I'm essentially in my element at all times. Even if it happens then I'm usually good to go again within about 15-30 minutes, so while it's a mixed bag a lot of the time it's kind of A+ for ERP motivation

>>167708

is erp ironically the ultimate distraction, because it sates it instead of just getting it out of mind?

>I'm essentially in my element at all times.

>it's kind of A+ for ERP motivation

elaborate?

>>167670

The 'As/or with' custom kink is so good - totally adding that right now! I'll probably have to add some extra back-story and exposition to help out with it, but..

If I'm not interested in someone I will tell them so and the reason for it… but not read their response. I won't block them or anything, but I'll just refuse to look back at the tab. Too often have I gotten really bad remarks after turning someone down despite being as kind as I can… I just don't wanna risk it.

>>167907

>tfw I may know you and am concerned, but intrigued.

>>167945

That's good. I fucking hate it when people who reject me, or I reject, keep trying to have an asinine conversation if we weren't already engaged in a proper one before hand.

>>167907

there's a reason BBC and shemale is popular even among people who know it's for shitters because it's satisfying as heck

>>167995

If you're who I think you are, then you need to do more RP in general!

I like cockvoring people

I have like thirty "close" erp buddies, including about a dozen pets and slaves and whatever. I only enjoy the company of maybe three of them, at most.

I don't stop people from making profiles for me but when they message me I reply with uninterested chatter while quietly muttering "Fuck off" or "Kill yourself already" all the while.

I consider the vast majority of people who roleplay with me to be barely passable at what they do.

About five of the people I mentioned come from this board's profile posting threads.

>>168211

I'm not much into foot stuff but this is surprisingly cute and hot. Good on you, anon.

>>168211

what's that cute little teal bra under your PJ's?

Alright this is from quite some time ago but I feel like sharing. I played an MMO and I had multiple accounts. At first it was because I wanted to trade between characters and be able to do more daily quests, but eventually got into roleplay and it helped me make more characters. It's actually where I first started getting into playing dickgirls and I figured it was nice to have 1 account for males and 1 for dickgirls.

Well, I had a bunch of 'female' friends on my male account and they were all lesbian sorts who kept gushing about how they'd totally date my character if I weren't married (despite telling me they liked guys too, I never saw a single one of them suck a male cock). I hung out with them on my dickgirl character and ERPed with them plenty on the side.

But the best part is how they would talk about my other characters behind my back… to me. Like, bitching about something my dickgirl would do to my males, bitching about my males to my dickgirl… it wasn't even offending to me, it was just fun to hear what they really thought of me.

>>168249

Geez. People never noticed the similarities in your mannerisms and language choices between the two accounts?

>>168266

I think one of them had suspicions but I could dual-box them and I did my damnest to differentiate between writing patterns (Even going do far as the male characters always used 'as' while the shemale used 'would', differentiating taking actions from spoken word with [as he dragged his fingers through his hair he said, "What the Hell are you on about?"] for males and [*Would toss her hair in a haughty fashion* If you wanna join me you're free to. *Tugged on her backpack as if she was in a rush*] for the dickgirls.

Most of all when they told me stuff I wouldn't act on it. If someone told me they felt slighted by something my dickgirl said to them, I didn't apologize for it when I was on my dickgirl, for example. I dunno, seemed to work well enough. They appeared really shocked when I did tell them, even the person I think had suspicions at first.

As an aside it was a really interesting experience. By all other parameters except gender, my male characters were superior. More professional writing, some of my better ideas, more personality… even my OOC mannerisms while I was on my dickgirl character was someone more aloof and selfish and generally distant. The effect of that was very uh… 'nice-guy' like? Wherein my male characters got to enjoy listening to bitching about my dickgirls, but they'd still sleep with her all the time. Meanwhile they certainly never brought my males to any sex parties.

Not that I blame them. I understand they're not trying to play characters that are staunch lesbians but their sexual preferences kinda get in the way of that, like if I thought it'd be cool to play a gay guy and have to rebuff every gay guy who wants to suck dick because OOC I'm really not into that. Still, I DID make a dickgirl character on my 'male' account once and hung around my friends… still never got any action.

>>168301

Sexuality is funny, isn't it? Oh, and - you actually told them, haha! I imagine they took it poorly. Anything memorable?

>>168318

One person knew before I told the whole group and she took it well. In fact I'm still RPing with them humn… fuck I think it's been about a decade, now. We don't RP as much, of course, but we still chat and do scenes now and then.

I was pretty much ex-communicated from everyone else afterward, but nothing really strikes me as very memorable because the group was already splitting apart due to IC relationship issues (Yeah, THAT sorta garbage reared its ugly head). The closest among us were my male character and his wife, girl who suspected me and her wife, and my dickgirl and their sidekick/sexual partner (my now long-term RP friend).

The moment I introduced my long-term RP friend (who was pretty new to me at the time), things went sour. Girl who suspected me fell head over heels for them. It wasn't mutual, and at the time my partner wasn't good at saying 'no' so it wound up with a lot of leading on, a lot of arguments and eventually I gave up and just told them this ain't fun anymore and don't expect neither me nor <dickgirl's name> to be around because they're me, too.

So we barely were talking when the bomb was dropped so it did little damage. However as another fun note, I was really pushing to ERP with Miss Suspicious one day on my male character and was rebuffed. I then logged on to my dickgirl and, out of spite, they not only instantly went off with her but dragged another girl they knew along as well. It's a really, really funny feeling to get cucked by your own alt.

>>168326

Ancient history, then! It's always interesting to hear from people who have been at this for ages - how it used to be, and that there's also people that stick with the hobby! The rest of the story doesn't surprise me at all, unfortunately - I've seen the same kind of thing myself, if from a bit more of a distance. Especially the leading on, being unwilling to take an uncomfortable confrontation!

And, pfff - that must be a very elite group of people, the ones that have managed to actually literally cuck themselves!

Thanks for telling your story, I enjoyed it.

>>168330

>>168326

This actually seems like a great way to get more RP and fuck over people. Also man, that sounds like a fucking trash crowd you were rolling around with, holy shit.

I've been trapped in the hell hole for the last eight years and it has eroded every last bastion of sanity I once had. I was already a degenerate before then. It's so much worse now, so very much worse. They say RL and roleplay life is separate but they have nasty ways of finding correlation given time.

>>168330

Not a problem. It was a big turning point in figuring out what I wanted out of roleplay. I'm VERY sex-driven, partly because I don't think my efforts to make enticing storylines or adventures for my 'friends' back then were really appreciated. Like, making a character with depth and history and who offered rich adventures and even DMed a few scenarios got me 'appreciation and respect', but playing a low effort dickgirl mistress got my dick sucked WAY more often. In that MMO space it was just so much easier to get a quick lay as a dickgirl than it was as a male.

Not to say that you can't make a male character who will be popular and sex driven, especially on f-list these days (Hell I'm playing one now that is working fucking wonders) but putting more effort into being creative and doing storytelling resulted in a lot of time spent for little reward. Hell, almost felt like some kinda circus monkey at some points.

>>168334

>Also man, that sounds like a fucking trash crowd you were rolling around with

Somewhat related, but to go on a bit of a rant on what really made me give up making adventures was at the height of the drama. It was supposed to be a short adventure where a villain took over an apartment building and my friends, the heroes, were supposed to head in and take them out. However, Miss Suspicious refused to go in, instead trying to come up with a way to solve the problem without even entering the building asking a hundred questions like, "Can we teleport in?" "Can we dig underground?" when this was supposed to be a fast-action hostage situation where you don't really have time to just sit around and talk about plans.

They spent about 30 minutes filibustering a way to essentially ruin the whole adventure before giving up and saying, "Fine let's let the police handle it surely they're more qualified' and fucking off. Yep, I was done making adventures after that.

>>168326

>The closest among us were my male character and his wife, girl who suspected me and her wife, and my dickgirl and their sidekick/sexual partner (my now long-term RP friend).

This entire sentence makes me question whether I have the right hobbies.

>>168350

I think he's trying to say that too much roleplay turned him into a pedo

>>168372

Oh, if only it were just a loli fetish. That'd be 'normal' by your lot's standards. I don't like loli that much. What I've done to my mind is worse on so many levels.

>>168337

I've dabbled some in more grand storytelling and have eventually failed every time - people not being as focused and quick as they should be making it drag on, flakyness, incompatabilities not apparent from the start…

I'm still really looking to get into it more, though! There's just an amazing feeling when you're on that second session and everything really gritty is out of the way and you get to immerse someone in all those ideas that have been bubbling away in your head for ages and ages.

I guess I'm kind of the opposite, here - I started off writing almost pure smut, and it's the vast majority of what I've written. Maybe the grass is always greener on the other side, ha! Finding partners that are worth the time is so very, very hard, however - especially when people are (rightfully, considering the forum!) far more into the 'fucking' parts of the tale. Sometimes I just want to show someone that the fucking is all the more sweet when the characters and world involved are so very alive! That girl sounds absolutely awful to deal with, by the way. Worst kind of technical player. While I'm glad that you've found out what works for you I'm also a little bit sad that you got turned off from storytelling in such a harsh way! Did you use a traditional system, or did you make up/use a more rules-light setup?

>>168346

Welcome to the jungle, anon.

>>168388

All of my attempted deep/GMing scenes have failed. However, I still do other scenes with those people.

Anon, just try actual RPG games and you won't have to be depressed!

>>165059

>that one nigger, who is always crying about racism.

>>165057

I understand you

>>168393

You might be right - and I've been really aiming to get into a real group! I tried it with a good online one, but it didn't really work out; now, I'd really like a local one instead. Not the easiest thing to find!

But… I still have this urge to paint up an incredibly lewd world for someone - all these weird, kinky creatures walking about, setting their character in motion! Beset at every turn! Accosted, set up - given ample opportunity to take charge, easily defeated without dedication and smarts! Getting my worldbuilding fix in in a non-awkward way. Serving up lots and lots of dick. Dick everywhere. Dick that makes sense in the context of the world!

Ahem! My current ambition is to try to work out the mechanics for a lewd dungeon crawl, though - just a one-shot to get some practice in! Most likely based around bad ends but with the possibility of a 'Win' for the strong or lucky!

I can definitely see how hard, almost impossible things would become once you move past two players, though - I've kind of tried it myself, and it's very hard to run smoothly.

>>168379

Are you gonna tell us, anon?

>>168388

>Maybe the grass is always greener on the other side, ha!

Oh no I am very satisfied where I am right now. As for the system for the play on that MMO, it was largely freestyle, mostly taking into account abilities, what 'made sense' and what made things the most fun and suspenseful. If there was really something better left to chance I may roll some dice and just do a high/low/medium outcome.

Speaking of lewd DMing, I even gave that whole thing a try on f-chat with my own rules system and can't say I was a fan of it. It was fun at first, but I can't be playing with the same people all the time in a sexual context. It even started to approach one-sided RP at some points where it felt like I was doing 95% of the 'work' into making something happen. And yeah, multiple players? Forget about it. You'd have better luck getting a RL orgy going than a lewd dungeon run.

About the most fun I got out of it was coding the random dice rolls/loot/monster tables to make things easier for me.

>>168430

That's unfortunately my conclusion as well - I definitely won't try for anything more than a 1v1 if there's any kind of 'E' in the RP. The few times I did DM I had that one-sided RP feeling, too - I'd be writing four or five paragraphs to their one. It was still enjoyable - just a bit exhausing, since they'd be done and pass the ball to me pretty quickly!

The main reason why I insist on soldiering forth is that in addition to a love for worldbuilding I also have an insane compatability for some kinks that are easy to mix in - physical struggles, power-play and many things you'd commonly find in an adventuring life!

Oh, and - would you mind sharing your system? I understand it didn't work out for you, but I would be extremely interested in seeing how you set it up! I've read a few that I've been somewhat impressed by, but nothing that truly held up well.

As for needing to vary your partner pool… ha, I feel you on that one! It can get you in trouble sometimes, when you're really not in the mood for an older acquaintance.

While I can't say I've had any success as the opposite end. I've found myself suck in a sort of reverse situation. I've had periods where I've more or less exclusively chased after multiple character profiles, or DM/GM ones.

Sure, everybody would like a harem or whatever but the real reason was some sort of dumb logic that if the average f-lister couldn't play one competent character to my own, then it might be more manageable if they did 2 or more to my one. But that's had it's own set of complication as well of course.

When I get really desperate for any kind of RP, I go onto Meet N Fuck Club which is like this hellhole Flash sex MMO that's the absolute bottom of the barrel for RP, make some throwaway pink, go into either the beach or wild west areas and make sure that there's nobody standing in front of me and get instant attention from some guys, feel satisfied for a few seconds, get grossed out halfway into the RP and ghost their ass. I repeat the process maybe once every 2-3 weeks. Sure, at this point I go in knowing that I won't enjoy it because even if I wasn't grossed out by playing women, the RP is rock fucking bottom material but even with all of it's flaws, it's still better than waiting around in F-List/Discord, accomplishing absolutely nothing and even when it seems like I might get somewhere, the dude will just ghost me and then pretend that I never existed. Makes me wish that the RP-bot they have going on F-List was anywhere near decent. Nobody likes my weird as fuck ideas on F-List and MnF is too vanilla/shitty to enjoy myself..

Ghosting is my great sin, and I keep doing it… and probably will keep doing as long as I keep trying to ERP.

It's not that I'm OK with it. I go to lengths to try to prevent myself getting into situations where it becomes my way out. But they still happen.

>>168594

Because I can't find ref images and even if I could, I'm fucking terrified to go back on F-List. I had a dude stalking me in the end where whenever I blocked him, he'd just come back and I missed out on a couple potentially great partners because I didn't want to take that shit anymore. I'm terrified of him returning if I come back to F-List, not to mention my RP reputation at large due to my niche cravings. At least on MnF it's easier to set up and you can easily become a whole new person on there.

>>168597

>I had a dude stalking me in the end where whenever I blocked him

Then report it, you fucking autismo. It's the absolute easiest way to deal with these kinds of people.

>>168597

Nigga you paranoid.

>>168597

>I can't find ref images

You can't go on some random booru?

>>168621

Nah bruh. If it has enough ref images that are good. It's too mainstream for his tastes. It has to be obscure shit that doesn't exist because otherwise why bother?

>>168621

I have a character I haven't been able to find any images for, and it sucks because everyone just complains about the lack of images.

But on half the characters I do have images for, no one gives a shit and doesn't read the profile or look at the images so when they interact with the character they constantly refer to them incorrectly. This site is fucking retarded and not worth any of the effort it demands.

>>168601

He'd probably just come back on some other profile and start up again even if he got banned.

>>168613

I am. I'm willing to admit that and I hate being mentally messed up.

>>168621

Didn't remember the links but I found them in some other thread so I guess I'll start looking.

>>168646

Getting banned once is the hard part. Once you get somebody banned, any and all alt accounts are sooo much easier to get banned. Just report and say ban evading. The mods are trigger happy to reban people then.

>>168669

If you're that confident in your ability to disappoint, it's probably for the best.

>>168670

Ty ty

Validating me > Everything

>>168669

What constitutes several paragraphs in your eyes for one thing. For another, as the mother fucker often tossing out notes to try and break the ice.

You realize it's a fucking no-win situation right? We try to send out good eye-catching notes. Because if we send a three line generic note. It's assumed it's going to end up in the fucking trash. If it's ever opened. 90% of Flist don't bother to check notes anyways so, goddamn it.

>>168675

>A paragraph is not a subjective thing as it's actually defined in English lessons.

Paragraphs are absolutely subjective things. They can be as short as a single sentence, but that's not what f-list goes by in general now does it? Also, 'several paragraphs' is ambiguous because 'several' can mean greater than 2, but less than 'many', which isn't well defined. Could be 3, could be 6. In theory you could get a 3 sentences each conveying a single point with an intro, body and conclusion and consider that as being 'several paragraphs' when most would consider it less than one. So how about just fucking saying so?

>>168686

Yes, he's the creepy and spergy one, not the person experiencing anxiety over roleplaying. And not even real time via f-chat, over a fucking note where you can spend HOURS if you feel like it needs to be your absolute best. You're not cute or endearing for this, you're a waste of fucking time.

>>168648

Honestly, I was already frustrated with F-List to begin with and I just didn't want to deal with the stress of a stalker added on top of that shit. F-List was a constant losing battle for me. I understand that I'm not entitled to play but I just didn't feel like I was getting anything out of F-List and with my stalker tracing all of my moves on the site, I just decided to abandon ship. I'd spend all day waiting around getting rejected because my kinks and/or scenarios are too out there or the dude on the other end isn't that into Fallout and even if I got through that barrier (Which this barrier killed about 95% of my potential RPs I'd say), the guys I'd hook up with would either be atrocious at their job (One-liners, huge waits only to get treading water posts, second grader spelling and grammar, Stevey Lou bullshit characters, etc) or would flake on me after 1-2 sessions and pretend I never existed. It was so frustrating to put in all this work and feel like you're getting nothing out of it. I understand that nobody is at fault for this and everybody has your preferences but it's just personally frustrating for me. I didn't really give a fuck what some report would do in that moment because I just don't want all of my ding noises being that fucking guy on some new account instead of a guy that I'd genuinely enjoy playing with. Just…..damn.

>>168687

didn't realize this thread was bait to bash lul

>>168675

>Several paragraphs is several paragraphs. A paragraph is not a subjective thing as it's actually defined in English lessons.

It's funny how people who lack the confidence to roleplay speak with such certainty about things they clearly know nothing about. Even if you're ESL it literally takes a few seconds of internet browsing to find out how fucking wrong you are.

>>164162

At the request of a friend. I roleplayed A smith working at a forge as if it were an ERP session. She had fun, I was just completely weirded out at the thought of this.

>>168803

Sweaty work is sexy! This is like, the most basic of human attractions, anon. Being capable is hot, and working until you're all sweaty and taunt is the most simple, primal way of showing your eligibility and quality as a mate!

Good on you, by the by.

>>168828

only if it's a woman doing it, though

>>168851

What are you, gay?

I put more effort than I should for a profile even if they are a garbage-tier gender (femboys for example) for even a slut profile. I make sure all of my characters have fully fleshed backstories, distinct personalities with their own flaws and even measurements/statistics for them so my partners can compare sizes or something to even the most minor detail. I feel guilty because I'm sure most people are intimidated by my profiles.

I made a monster-girl character whose anatomy is plainly described in her profile, but I make no reference to it when posting in-room.

The number of people who fail to given her profile even a passing glance and thus are completely oblivious to her appearance is staggeringly high. It makes Bronze-tier Overwatch players appear to have ESP in comparison.

Watching them backpedal in a frenzy after a full hour of conversation is hilarious as fuck tho. Though honestly it's also a bit sad to watch.

>>169221

Most of these people are the same shitters that complain about having to check the profiles of the people they talk to. You're doing God's work anon.

I indulged on filthplay.

I enjoyed it

>>164184

The main thing about fathers are their desire to see their sons grow up strong, courageous, and productive members of society. Sometimes being a huge faggot gets in the way of that. Masculinity is all about getting shit done, gay or straight, and being a resilient rock for others to cling onto. You can be gay, or bi, and still be a manly man. You can't if you're a limp wristed faggot.

>>169221

I see the same when online with my pink trap. Nothing on the profile says that it's actually a dude, except for clearly present dick info in the info tab and the 'giving' kinks.

>>169251

Sounds downright inspired, to be honest. I kind of want to read stories about her now. Lewd or not. She's the kind of character I'd follow a mini-series of.

I make snap judgements based on profile, message and how little or much a person fits exactly what I want. I can be thirsty as all fuck and choose to log out rather then sit there and think "no, this narrow-chested self insert with a vaguely weebish name is not ideal"

>>169251

What happened to the character? Did you stop playing them, or delete, or are they shelved?

That sounds pretty fun.

>>169326

Banned. :(

>>169339

How the fuck you get banned?

I very rarely approach people and when so sometimes I get nervous so my icebreakers get overly convoluted.

If all rolls out well, then I often find an okay partner.

More commonly, I find myself having to recover and in those cases I don't bother since I put too much stock in my own first impressions.

I've probably lost a lot of prospects this way.

>>169347

Ban evasion.

>>169365

I hope they felt like shit, that's hilarious. Great shit anon.

>>169371

Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong thread. Positivity club's two blocks down.

But seriously, it doesn't take more than that to make a great profile. Now post that fuckin' profile if we're talkin' fem gobbos here.

I make loads of characters without the intention of ever playing them, just to see how popular they are.

So far I've found that slutty female THICK/MILF canons are at the top in terms of approaches, but they're also prone to the worst shitters (especially getting loads of sub shotas and BBC, holy fuck). Still, there were a fair amount of decent approaches.

I exploited something on a player's No list to get him to stop talking to me.

>>169572

There's an argument to be made that by making yourself an undesirable you're actually sparing the person from rejection by.

>>165150

I do this even when just looking for partners. Even when they say "totally unnecessary, but loved" or whatever.

>>169615

Likewise. This is a really common thing. I've seen some people try to sneak around this by putting it in their Nos, but as a custom with a cheeky little message or hint at it actually being a favorite, but since it's in their nos, it won't scare most people away.

If you're into scat, I immediately see you differently. That's a mental block I can't get around, and I'm not sure I'd want to. Even people with it in 'Maybe' steer me right the hell away. We may never do it, but you're into eating shit or doing something with it sexually. It's an unappealing fact.

>>165150

>>169615

>>169617

>tfw now have to reevaluate all my kinks

>tfw need to put gross ones on No for every character when really I don't care about them

>tfw must only make it look like I love a weird kink when it's essential to the character

>>169622

You'll find plenty of people into weird shit, or just don't care about kinks. There are definitely people like us that care about those kinks being given a harsh No, but I'm sure there are as many (or more) that don't. So just do what you want. If it hasn't messed up any roleplays yet that you're aware of, it probably won't going forward.

>>169615

If I get approached by a partner who has a grocery list of 20 extreme as fuck kinks on their 'faves' list and all I want to do is stick my dick in something, I'm gonna be suspicious.

>>169647

Why though? I have quite a helluva lot of extreme kinks, but I've adored some really vanilla stuff. I don't understand this whole thing where people start to believe any and all kinks listed are mandatory.

>>169653

What is chatango?

>>169572

smart. Be more specific and tell us the story?

>>169617

YEAH.

>>169622

this is a good move in my opinion. I do this and get more play.

>>169659

Shitty chatroom where brazilians and indians roleplay.

>>169649

Not 647

Well partially what Fai said, what >>169617 said and partially at least with me, there's a bit of a perception thing.

I tend to assume people sort of gravitate to those kinks at least partially because over time everything else seems to be boring or mainstream in comparison just because of how F-list be. You know, gravitate towards the extreme in looking for something new. Unless it's like a genuine fetish for something. Like some people just really like shit.

So it's hard to come around to the idea that they, or you in this case, would be totally satisfied with an RP partner that isn't into those kinks, unless this is like a quick pump and dump. So it reduces the amount of time/effort one might be willing to give, unless there's something really catching their eye.

>>169649

The short answer is that I don't trust people.

I'm more interested in big, fat, juicy plots than smut at this point. It's really killed my enthusiasm for roleplay, been looking into other writing outlets, but ERP is such a great way to develop a character.

>>169649

It's just unappealing. Like when someone says they believe the earth is flat, you just look at them differently. How the fuck can you BELIEVE that? Dumbfounded and bewildered. It's the same concept, just swap out a dumb belief with smearing shit on your dick. Look at Bloatfly guy, he doesn't really get much attention outside of jokes simply because he's into that.

>>169649

>but I've adored some really vanilla stuff

>some

That's the issue. I've gotten really good at figuring out who is prone to poofing or not. I don't want to start a scene with someone who finds 'some' vanilla stuff enjoyable. I want someone who simply finds it enjoyable.

>>169669

>Unless it's like a genuine fetish for something.

What experiences has anybody had in ERP with people with genuine fetishes?

>>169676

What sort of plots and development?

A player's avatar can be a total deal breaker for me. It completely kills my mood and perception of the player if the art's bad or the resolution is fucked. They could be fairly responsive and worth considering at the very least, but then I glance back to the avatar and think otherwise.

>>169710

>Talk about pedantic, preying on a way of speaking and thinking that proves your point

It's not pedantic to use a person's tone and the words they use to communicate, along with their profile details, to determine whether they'd be a good match for me. That's pretty much the only way unless you're just going off blind hope.

>>170124

mac will either make you want to jump off a bridge or become your bestfriend

is that the answer you seek, young chipmunk?

>>170122

Just remember that the other guy probably never bathes and uses his own fat grease as lube to jerk himself off as you're cuddleposting.

>>170142

>and uses his own fat grease as lube to jerk himself off

I actually salivated, what the fuck.

>>170122

RIP Taiga

>>170122

Post logs.

>>170153

I get around this with a science fiction character and saying that I want scenarios similar to that on the profile. I have yet to find any decent nazi characters but I've met plenty of people who will play science fiction fascist #64 in hugo boss clothes for me

this also tends to not attract the autists

I stop scenes with people right in the middle and start playing with someone else if they're better. It happens remarkably often and most of the time the person isn't bad, per se, it's just I don't want to give up a really good scene for a decent one. I used to tell people why, but they'd get pissy with me and spam me. I used to block, but then they'd message me on alts and hound me down. I just don't bother saying anything now. Works the best.

>>170202

>Friend came to me a little bit ago to talk about how someone from /erp/ stopped posting in the middle of RP.

>This shows up.

You're a prick. If you don't like it just say it.

>>170207

It's not like I don't like it, it's just that something better came along. I also used to tell people what was up but several people made it way too much of an issue to deal with. You think people can really handle "Someone better came along, try again another day maybe"? Also yes, I realize I'm a prick because I don't want to give up a play with an amazing partner because someone else just happened to approach first and was decent.

>>170209

I didn't know shitters even came here. Yikes.

>>170209

You're a cunt, mate. A cunt who's apparently incapable of running more than one RP at a time - especially if one of them isn't as demanding as the other. That's just sad.

>>169668

Not gonna lie, that sounds pretty awful.

>>170209

>>170202

die

>>170210

>>170211

>>170214

>Go to confession thread for something I feel guilty about

>People tell me shit I already know

>Just to feel good about their insecurities

I'm sorry that someone skipped out on you for better players, anons. It's just how things are sometimes.

>>170215

Why not stop doing it if you feel that bad?

>>170202

You're the cancer that's killing ERPing as a whole. I hope you die by falling crotch-first on a running chainsaw, you worthless piece of miscarriage remain.

>>170278

Nah fam. >>170202 is the shitter.

I've never really bothered describing my characters' thoughts at all during the entire year that I've been getting into this whole typefucking thing…and now that I've begun doing it, I feel like an absolute retard for not noticing this about myself earlier

>>170223

Because I don't want to. I mean I already feel bad about ERPing in general but I enjoy it enough to keep doing it. I get what I want out of it and I guess I just don't really care that much about strangers on the internet. If there was a way to both get what I want and never quit a scene because something better comes along, then I'd do that, but that's not how it works.

>>170276

Anon it's not very mature to be blaming the ruination of your kinky hobby on a single person.

>>170287

How many times do I have to reiterate that I USED to tell people I wasn't into the scene and it ended up being too much trouble? I simply don't want to log on and get harassed.

>>170292

>harassed

You tell someone you're not interested. They persist, you ignore. They harass you further, moderator action.

It's hard to side with what you do. Again, I'm not saying it's the end of Earth like some people are making it out to be, but don't try and pretend like you have no other choice. We all deal with roughly the same people and, somehow, you're of the few who chooses to act in this way.

>>170294

Everyone's saying to do that.

Vaguely related to the conversation at hand; but I have a favorite partner. One who shines above all else and I'd give up any and all other RPing just to have more time with them. But they're only on a few times a week. Our sessions are always fantastic - but damn. I always want more.

>>170296

Be honest anon, the "you're despicable" reactions are pretty nondeteministic on that question and they're majority of replies. With only a few "just say it".

Being honest, I occasionally have run into similar situations, when getting approached roughly simultaneously by several people I like equally.

Though if it was a choice between some of the passable tier plays and the GOOD SHIT plays, I would ditch. With a nonspecific "oops sorry some shit came up, gotta run" excuse rather than "you're not good enough for me".

>>170294

I feel you. I actually do get very heavily invested into any play that I do start. Cutting any is extremely hard.

But past attempts to stick with it ended up with disappointment and regret over missing the best stuff.

So I dread that time coming, but steel myself to needing to make the cut.

>>170294

>sticking with the first person you set up with

I do this, but I remember one time it really, REALLY came back to bite me in the ass. I was RPing with someone and another person PMed me and they were… well, way more my type. I told them, sorry I'm RPing with someone right now, maybe another time? They gave me a fucking ultimatum - either ditch this person and RP with them right now for the most mindblowing ERP ever, or they'll never RP with me.

Naturally, I tell them I'll have to turn it down. But, joke's on me - later on that day it turned out the person I was RPing with was a trap and whipped out a dick.

>>170351

Honestly anon, giving out "now or NEVER EVER" ultimatum is indicative of a pretty problematic person behind the wheel.

>>170351

Oh shit, I remember you posting about this before, anon. You made the right choice, even if the person you were playing with was a cunt. Don't kowtow to retarded ultimatums.

>>170354

I still cherish you, anon. People that bail are fags.

When I see someone's profile and it's heavily formatted, I just turn away. Lots of indents, lots of fancy text, many colors, many inlines, everything in [sub].

Especially their kinks, if everything's in [sub] and broken down in categories and multiple brackets.

I just want to keep it simple, but not zero-effort.

>>170411

Yeah I've always taken that as more of a style over substance shit anyway. I'd be way more impressed if they used the time to come up with an interesting setting idea instead,

>>170202

>>170209

I do the same thing anon, it's cool. Sometimes you've got partners you like playing with but there are some who you just 'really' fucking click with.

So if I'm mid scene with someone or just about to start a scene and one of my personal faves comes on, I'll just ask for a break/to postpone for a bit, save the log/idea and just pick it up another time.

Some people just gel with you and flow better, y'know? Y'can do the entire thing off improv and it takes no fucking effort compared to other partners who just fuck up the prose or the reactions or do all these little things that irk me but I don't want to pick at because it's small, it's not really an issue in the grandscale of things and I still get along with these peeps.

>>170871

The easiest way to get heavily into profile play is to make someone feel completely inferior with your writing ability but still insist you love scenes with them. Again, you have to play the long game unless you go after profiles who specifically exist for this fetish. Over time, you make them so desperate to hang onto you that you can easily suggest the idea and they'll most likely cum all over themselves from the thought alone. All of that relies heavily on either exploiting shitters or simply being better than most people you come across though. Take your pick.

>>170887

Wow Anon, that was legitimately extremely helpful. I like to consider myself a decent cut when it comes to writing, but I'm by no means hot shit. Do you have any recommendations on getting better in writing? I heard just flatout reading helps a lot, but I'm wondering if there's more to complement that.

>>170890

Improving your vocabulary is a big point. You should always keep in mind that some words instill a sense of erotica more than others, and avoid those that do not. A lot of people get caught up in trying to emulate what they read in a proper book and entirely forget that what we're doing with this hobby is turning people on. I think reading serves more to fill your head with fresh ideas and perspectives than it does to improve you in any direct sense.

My personal way of improving was to seek out people who were clearly better than me and try as hard as I could to keep up. To this point, try not to reach too far beyond your means because you'll just leave them bored and writing uninspired. But even if you end up getting dropped, it's valuable to soak up the style of someone who turns you on and try to incorporate what you found so appealing into your own writing.

Also, and I'm sure many people here can attest to this, but there are times when you find a partner and it just "clicks". Your writing is suddenly leaps and bounds beyond your base level and you're almost trembling from the excitement of reading the next post. If you ever find someone like that and it's mutual, keep it going for as long as you can. Those are the times you can make your most noticeable improvements.

And one final thing that's difficult for a lot of people not very confident - read back your logs. Go through it sentence by sentence. See the way they flow into each other. Step back and examine the theme of a paragraph or a post for what you wished to say and if you got it across properly. Be honest with yourself about parts that are poorly written. Not because you're shit, but because you know you can do better.

Be patient, honest, and dedicated and you'll see yourself improving with time.

>>171611

I hope it all works out well for you anon. ♥

I will sometimes typefuck with shitters because they like doing things that are really niche' and even though they aren't great writers I still can find enjoyment out of them within that moment.

>>171673

I do the same. I think most people do, but we won't admit it.

>>171792

I have in the past. Nowadays I just can't bring myself to do it; not when I've been spoiled by quality roleplayers. I'd rather take no roleplay for a week or so and wait for my favorite over dipping a toe into the normie pool.

Sometimes I take control of my partner's character to give them a nudge of what I want them to be doing because when you're playing a rapist they tend to just lay there and let it happen.

>>171660

I mean.

Out of all the girls in Fate, Liz is probably the one best suited to that kind of bullying.

Well done?

>make a profile

>indulge in some weird, fucked up shit

>jerk off

>cum

>feel incredibly ashamed

>delete the profile

>make a profile

>repeat

Hot-blooded antiheroes are my type. There's just some inner child in me who wishes she were so lovely that even the black knight, in all his stoic cynicism, wouldn't be able to resist her. I've also got this idea stuck in my head that such characters are also probably sexually frustrated because they have so much in their lives to deal with that they don't have time to pursue sex - Enough so that they'd be able to funnel years of stress into a night of nothing but passionate sex.

This is practically a shitter archtype. 99.9% of the profiles that try to be the sort of character I've got in mind fail spectacularly and I've never seen any point in searching for someone who can play them right. Still, I can only wonder when I'll finally snap and start searching.

>>173614

Are you me? This is also a huge fantasy of mine.

I like the idea of them starting as villains and coming around because my character is some kind of positive influence gradually over time.

>>173614

Ask someone to play it for you that you know is a good player.

>>173614

Play the edgy antihero.

I like the idea of turning the fact that I have multiple partners into adultery/cuckolding where I make it consistent that all RPs take place in the same continuum. And do it without asking them or anything. But I haven't done it yet.

>>173732

>in what fucking world does equating a cock to something that makes you think "turd" hot?

In what world does that make sense? I went full retard, sorry lads.

*In what fucking world does equating a cock to "turd" make it sound hot?

>>173732

>>173733

I'm pretty sure they meant a log as in a log of wood

>>173721

I'm just fucking pissed you're using the confession thread to bitch about something you don't like instead of doing a confession.

I've been roleplaying for about 12 years now and I'm finding myself less and less interested in long term scenes or planning sessions and generally just looking for fairly quick smut sessions. Personal experience has just fucking broken me into thinking anyone who takes more than 30 minutes to actually get down to playing a scene is going to bail on me. In my mind I can't help but think they don't actually enjoy roleplaying because I'm trying to start things off and they keep asking me fucking questions. God damn just… fuck this hobby sometimes.

>>173746

EMMA

>>173749

calm down, anon. this is the second time I've been mistaken for emma.

>>173751

thankfully I've learned how to avoid getting myself into those situations by turning down people right from the start.

>>173752

You done good anon. That's all I can say, really.

I wish I could do the same

I like to lure people into saying something bannable (typically some form of kinkshaming) just to report them.

>>173785

Why would you do such a thing?

>>173786

It's a rush when I see someone get a temp or perma ban.

>>173787

Are you sure roleplaying is the hobby for you?

>>173788

Yeah it's pretty fun. Well not the roleplaying, but the getting emotional nerds banned part.

>>173785

Wew lad.

>>173785

That's interesting. What's your procedure? Which kinks do you bait with? I might give this a shot on some people I find annoying.

>>173810

Public rooms are the best way to go about it, especially the original rooms like, say; Furries, Ageplay and Fantasy (Ageplay is by far the place where I get the most fun people baited. They just seem a little more emotional and retarded than the rest of the players on the site by default). It also works best if you indicate what they are doing first like "You shouldn't be hating on kinks just because they aren't for you. Be an adult." It doesn't work all the time but it can sometimes be fun for a meaty bitchfest which can be used to file a report.

>>173824

Which kinks do you use to bait ageplayers of all people?

>>173865

Rape, big black cock, drugging, fat old men, going on and on about huge cocks, making boys kiss… basically, anything that will make an insecure person start squirming.

I'm assuming I'm not the only one that does this. But.

We all know the curse of canons. But I just can't help, that when I get any kind of a good idea, and that usually means tied to a cannon/ship that I'll look out for anybody playing that canon and try to make it work and if stuff isn't going as well as I'd hope, I'd want to recycle that idea with another player and the same canon to see if it works out better there.

I probably shouldn't feel guilty for doing this. But it's mostly the recycling bit that makes me feel bad. Because the other party probably has no clue.

>>165615

Exactly, same

Does anyone else use Grammarly as a crutch when typefucking? I use it and I feel almost like it's cheating because in each post I usually catch one small mistake that I wouldn't have seen otherwise.

Real confession I play a loli profile and I've been getting into zoophilia and I feel extremely guilty about it

>>174047

I use it to help with my ESL a bit. Mainly for notes though. Rarely for chat.