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Administering Disorder through Order to keep the Sacred Chao balanced.

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 No.55

Here are the two most amusing books Discordianism has to offer; The Principia Discordia describes and outlines the religion, and The Black Iron Prison describes the prison of 'self' in which all organisms necessarily exist.

These books and more can also be found at principiadiscordia.com. If you have any material you'd like to post here, please do!

Also connect to UnderNet through IRC and join the #bookz channel to find shitloads of books.

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 No.56

File: 1420841442052.pdf (4.41 MB,Principia Discordia 1-66.pdf)

Principia Discordia Part 1
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 No.57

File: 1420841476695.pdf (4.98 MB,Principia Discordia 67-121.pdf)

Principia Discordia Part 2
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 No.58

File: 1420841565565.pdf (1.19 MB,Black_Iron_Prison_July2007.pdf)

Black Iron Prison
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 No.61

File: 1420871218918.pdf (576.45 KB,hagakure.pdf)

Hakagure
English: Hidden beneath the leaves
Recommended by a Cabbage

Hagakure is the essential book of the Samurai. Written by Yamamoto Tsunetomo, who was a Samurai in the early 1700s, it is a book that combines the teachings of both Zen and Confucianism. These philosophies are centered on loyalty, devotion, purity and selflessness, and Yamamoto places a strong emphasis on the notion of living in the present moment with a strong and clear mind.
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 No.68

File: 1420979387009-0.pdf (4.96 MB,Chaos - A Very Short Intro….pdf)

File: 1420979387009-1.pdf (433.14 KB,chaos-hine-oven_ready_chao….pdf)

File: 1420979387009-2.pdf (7.42 KB,Pocket Guide to Chaos Magi….PDF)

File: 1420979387009-3.pdf (56.42 KB,Marik - Chaos Magick-Magic….pdf)

File: 1420979387009-4.pdf (786.94 KB,chaos-Ebook (Chaos Magick)….pdf)

some simple introductory illuminates of thanateros texts on chaos
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 No.69

File: 1420980424284.pdf (830.07 KB,1285134779158_htwfaip.pdf)

How to Win Friends and Influence People is one of the first best-selling self-help books ever published. Written by Dale Carnegie and first published in 1936, it has sold 15 million copies world-wide.


contains all key points of what is taught, which is too much to put here.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_to_Win_Friends_and_Influence_People
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 No.70

File: 1420981176920.pdf (3.96 MB,04 Prometheus Rising.pdf)

prometheus rising is very good at pointing out the biases we have, and provides many exercises to tear down barriers or to erect them
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 No.73

Thank you for the book dump; /eris/ is a good board.
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 No.77

File: 1421520724685.pdf (1.24 MB,Science-Of-Breath.pdf)

The Science of Breath
Found while lurking on /fringe/

A great explanation of both eastern and western ideas on breathing and how both proper and improper breathing affect us

>>70
>>69
>>68
Thanks for the books, Cabbages!
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 No.102

File: 1425169163829.pdf (135.52 KB,The Last Question -- Isaac….pdf)

Asimov's "The Last Question"
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 No.107

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What do you Cabbages think about Cosmic Trigger?
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 No.116

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 No.117

Have any of you read the Temporary Autonomous Zone? It's available free online.
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 No.125

http://hermetic.com/bey/taz_cont.html

Man, my last post was over a week ago… am I the only one Of The Faith left? Must I consume this hot dog alone?
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 No.305

>>125
I'll eat from the nongay side and meet you in the middle
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 No.329

>>61
Finally started reading this. It's enjoyable, and gives me plenty to ponder.
It also makes me think about the emotional aspect of M/s relationships, but that's irrelevant.
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 No.330

>>56
>>57
>>58
This is good reading; essential material for all Popes.
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 No.369

Culture Jam by Kalle Lasn. Read this in Oakland and had a damn good time of it.
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 No.370

>>369
dammit, too big… argh.
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 No.421

So… I'm trying to read Principio Discordia but I can't understand it.

Should I just keep going?
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 No.425

>>421
Don't stop reading.
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 No.438

>>425
I stopped reading when the acid wore off.
Why did it help so much?
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 No.445

>>438
ᶜᵒⁿˢᵘˡᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᶥⁿᵉᵃˡ ᵍˡᵃⁿᵈ·
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 No.730

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>>55

I was banned from principiadiscordia.com for a 1 word post called NIGGERS!

Eris is clearly racist.

I demand justice for Trayvon Hillary

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 No.731

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>>730

Id also like to add that this successfully broke the moderation's 2 year long streak of surviving with literally no rules or bans.

Feels good ham

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 No.744

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NIGGERS.

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 No.786

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A quick announcement:

I got the keys to ownership of /eris/ this morning. The rules are the same, there really aren't any. Off-topic inflammatory shit will be spoilered but not deleted unless it's trying to actually break the thread with crapfloods (in which case I may edit it, or may delete it). Blatant spam (crossposted to multiple boards and irrelevant) is the one thing that will get deleted and carry a ban. NO FUCKING BROWNPILLS.

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 No.787

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>>786

I thought you've been the owner for a while?

Anyways, have a congratulatory banner!

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 No.788

>>787

Beautiful. I have saved it for whenever Hotwheels un-fucks banners.

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 No.789

>>788

What, can they not be edited or something? That's too bad.

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 No.790

>>789

Correct. Banners currently cannot be added, deleted, or even viewed by the board owner (as a list, we see one at a time like everyone else). Hotwheels broke it during an update a few weeks back, and for a while we had no banners at all. Now they're back, but for display only. Administrative functions are still down.

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 No.791

>>790

What a fucking faggot

Also for the love of god why do you have to use a name and trip? I didn't name everyone Cabbage for nothing, boyo

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 No.796

>>791

If you didn't want people to identify themselves in some way, you should have used forced anonymity. I choose to use an identifier. The tripcode is because I host events and have a prominent role on a development team, both of which mean I could be significantly harmed by an impersonator.

If you really owned /eris/ and have been participating, why the fuck didn't you log into the Dashboard to handle the brownpill spam? Either you're just blowing smoke out of your ass, or you were an incompetent moderator. I wouldn't have claimed the board if it were being competently moderated – which in this case means "as little as possible".

You had one job.

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 No.802

>>796

Praise Eris.

I thought for a while that this tripfag was the board's owner.

Good to know that it isn't the case.

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 No.952

>>802

I only took control because ownership lapsed and there was Brownpill spam to clean up. I intend to let ownership lapse again, so be watching the expiration lists if you want to take it. (I will log in, whether we've made expiration list or not, if there is spam to shitcan.)

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 No.956

/eris/ is available for new owership to claim. https://8ch.net/claim.html

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 No.1031

File: 1bcbe4a0080040e⋯.pdf (4.24 MB,Sean_Hastings,_Paul_Rosenb….pdf)

This isn't here yet? God Wants You Dead is the closest thing you will ever find to a practical user's manual for the human mind. After you've drilled a hole in your Self with the Principia and dynamited that hole with The Illuminatus! Trilogy to fracture it, use this book as a guide on how to tear it down and put yourself back together.

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 No.1040

>>1031

>markets are totally the best because… uh…

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 No.1042

>>1040

The principles described in the book can (and should) be applied to the book itself (and every other book that has ever been written or ever will, and every single group of ideas you will ever encounter, including the ones already in your head). There is some laughable bullshit in the book, but the basic concepts are sound, and I suspect some of the laughable bullshit may have been placed there purposely to see if you were paying attention.

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 No.1100

>>1040

>implying free markets aren't the best

Central planning is for greyfaces. If you're really upset about exploitation which is much, much more of a problem in third world countries anyway, no one's stopping you from creating a worker owned co-op.

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 No.1428

The Library is open once again.

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 No.1432

>>1428

Ave Discordia!

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 No.1524

>>1100

Yes, save up enough capital and one day you may be able to exploit yourself! Discordians shouldn't be upset about living in hyper orderly totalitarian regimes from 8-6, someone out there has it worse than you so buck up.

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 No.1526

I can't find a free copy but the War Nerd Iliad is great if you want to read a non-shitty version of where the apple shit comes from.

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 No.1610

File: 7003fe08d16c074⋯.pdf (2.02 MB,John Dolan - War Nerd Ilia….pdf)

>>1526

Is this what you mean? I found it on the #bookz channel on UnderNet IRC.

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 No.1716

>>1610

That's it, thanks!

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 No.1807

File: 974470065f4d9a4⋯.pdf (2.37 MB,DiscordianMenace-64365518.pdf)

Educate yourself on the Discordian Menace! (It's much better than The Phantom Menace.)

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