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Administering Disorder through Order to keep the Sacred Chao balanced.

 No.1424

WE ARE DESPERATE FOR A LEADER WHOSE PRIDE WON'T CAUSE OUR DEMISE. Any mediocre Christian knows not repenting has dire consequences. Do you have ears to hear? Abject lawlessness tolerated as our judgement has begun. USA splits when you split Israel. NO MAGA WITHOUT REPENTANCE. The bible clearly describes USA 6 chapters. A true leader would protect by national repentance day, but your pride will be the cause of Revelation 18. Read it, its precisely detailed about usa. This causes us to wonder whose side are you on? You said u dont believe in repenting. This is fatal, as we need to elect a leader who will. Our crossroads=Babylon Revelation 18, or Niniveh which was saved. We the people want to be spared. 5g, shootings, fires, volcanoes, GMO poison, poisoned water, massive storms, quakes and tsunamis next, electric meter cancer, vaccines, stolen democrat seats while nothing is ever done? Judgement has begun but pride in delay taQtics will cause our demise. None can dispute Rev 18 is USA. Sanctuary cities, soros free to continue destroying our nation while nothing is ever ever done. NEVER! Your term=abject lawlessness. Only empty plans, no action while patriots continue to die under future promises that delay allowing enemy to plan and strengthen. March will come and you still wont have acted. The bible clearly indicates we fail at these crossrads, but people stopped praying, thinking delay taQtics will save them. You've completely underestimated your enemies to the point 100% accurate modern day nostradamus types can narrow down we get nuked 2020 or 2021 by russia, invaded by all south of us, nuked by subs just off our shores. Russians even have a 100yr old map of what we look like after we fall. Revelation clearly says visions and dreams, which many are getting. Your/our pride means not even a mill wheel will turn in America as the world weeps in shock to our anhialation. Do we follow Niniveh or Babylon? Will your pride cost us everything, or can we have Repentance day USA?

You get one thread for this. Have fun.

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 No.1425

YES! I will REPENT! Dear Goddess forgive me for I have BROKEN THY COMMANDMENTS! Last week I ate a hot dog ON A BUN! ON A WEDNESDAY! And then, I committed an even more grievous sin… I BELIEVED SOMETHING I READ!

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 No.1427

File: e00b4c662420480⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,61.04 KB,1079x1504,1079:1504,DeepFryer_20181212_112136.jpg)

>>1424

That's where you're wrong, kiddo. You activated my trap card!

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 No.1434

File: e070e7887db3e50⋯.png (13.5 KB,654x646,327:323,diagram_angel.png)

I don't believe in repenting anymore because I have stopped onanism for a few days now because of medication against Thought Hand Syndrome but no one has come to congratulate me. I was expecting a cute little angel to come see me and tell me: "Anon! You have been so well-behaved! This deserves a present". I would then be allowed to kiss one of her eyes and cherish that memory until the next time.

Picture related is the angel I was expecting.

Eye 1. has an observer role and doesn't do anything else but is fine with it.

Eye 2. has an observer role and would like to be more active.

Eye 3. decides of directions and listens to Eye 2.'s advice.

Eye 4. is in charge and always look at you. She listens to Eye 1.'s advice for where to look at next.

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 No.1450

File: 282e6dfd1fcbb91⋯.png (59.7 KB,478x295,478:295,doubt.png)

>>1425

>Last week I ate a hot dog ON A BUN

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 No.1596

>>1424

That's a lovely email address you have there Mr. Scribner.

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