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Most precious years of our lives are gone and now we clinch to alcoholism

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game devving

File: 11ec2d78884856c⋯.jpg (72.16 KB,680x652,170:163,would_matrix.jpg)

 No.30005

for me it's

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 No.30007

>>30005

I would let them all blow me but would no do full vaginal penetration.

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 No.30010

>>30007

I, OTOH, would totally creampie my woulds

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 No.30014

File: f46cc6a822fcdda⋯.jpg (11.68 KB,275x183,275:183,CrazyDick.jpg)

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 No.30015

>>30014

but, anon, they are crazy because they are under-dicked

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 No.30020

>>30015

They can get dicked in prison. Or they could just join a dating app.

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 No.30030

>>30020

I can be their jailer, I even bought some fuzzy handcuffs from Hot Topic. And I always swipe right on girls with femcel vibes

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 No.30032

>>30030

They're probably married with kids now. Do something terrible, become famous, receive fan mail from people who want to fuck you. That's usually how it works. I wouldn't recommend spending your life in prison, but you can still get married in the pen. Not worth getting booty popped when you drop the soap though.

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 No.30033

File: f9dc9abb4e2af11⋯.jpg (115.66 KB,993x1305,331:435,would_cat.jpg)

>>30032

number #3 (Brenda Ann Spencer) is a grandma by now, but still would. The Rest are fairly young. And of course, Sol Pais is dead. But still…

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 No.30034

>>30033

I wouldn't clap anyone who has hit the wall and it looks like only 2 or 3 on the list have not. Most of these women are probably 40+ years.

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 No.30036

>>30034

all of their ages are documented in some way. One's dead, but ofcourse, my years on /x/ has granted me certain skills.

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 No.30037

>>30036

Buddy if that's what you're into just get one of those Halloween skeletons and slap a fleshlight on it. No need to go out digging for a girlfriend.

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 No.30039

>>30037

nah, not a necrobro. I'm into tulpas, summoning succubi, astral plane hookups, that sorta shit.

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 No.30042

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 No.30043

>>30042

Hey, don't knock it till you try it. If a summoning works, it's good, and if it doesn't, you're still left with that sweet scent of candlewax and graveyard moss

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 No.30047

>>30043

Nigga I just want my dick sucked. I aint summoning nothing without a guaranteed success rate. No .001% lottery odds that a horny goth babe will contact me out of the blue.

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 No.30048

>>30047

skill issue

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 No.30050

>>30048

Listen my guy, if you had skills you wouldn't need to summon a waifu from the great beyond. This is Doomer board not PUA board.

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 No.30054

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>>30050

But summoning IS my skill. Mortal plane girls are boring

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 No.30055

>>30054

Can a girl from the spirit plane suck your dick or do you only care about "emotional intimacy"? You're not getting head from a ghost either way.

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 No.30059

>>30055

>Can a girl from the spirit plane suck your dick

Yes. Spectral sloppy-toppy is out of this world and you should try it. The best part is that she won't mind if you ghost her afterwards.

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 No.30062

>>30059

When I say I want a blowjob, I don't mean I want an invisible girlfriend blowing wind on my crotch.

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 No.30063

>>30062

she might be invisible, but the gobs of spit aren't

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 No.30067

>>30063

That's not spit that's just condensation from humidity in the air.

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