No.30005
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No.30007
>>30005
I would let them all blow me but would no do full vaginal penetration.
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No.30010
>>30007
I, OTOH, would totally creampie my woulds
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No.30014
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No.30015
>>30014
but, anon, they are crazy because they are under-dicked
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No.30020
>>30015
They can get dicked in prison. Or they could just join a dating app.
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No.30030
>>30020
I can be their jailer, I even bought some fuzzy handcuffs from Hot Topic. And I always swipe right on girls with femcel vibes
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No.30032
>>30030
They're probably married with kids now. Do something terrible, become famous, receive fan mail from people who want to fuck you. That's usually how it works. I wouldn't recommend spending your life in prison, but you can still get married in the pen. Not worth getting booty popped when you drop the soap though.
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No.30033
>>30032
number #3 (Brenda Ann Spencer) is a grandma by now, but still would. The Rest are fairly young. And of course, Sol Pais is dead. But still…
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No.30034
>>30033
I wouldn't clap anyone who has hit the wall and it looks like only 2 or 3 on the list have not. Most of these women are probably 40+ years.
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No.30036
>>30034
all of their ages are documented in some way. One's dead, but ofcourse, my years on /x/ has granted me certain skills.
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No.30037
>>30036
Buddy if that's what you're into just get one of those Halloween skeletons and slap a fleshlight on it. No need to go out digging for a girlfriend.
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No.30039
>>30037
nah, not a necrobro. I'm into tulpas, summoning succubi, astral plane hookups, that sorta shit.
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No.30042
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No.30043
>>30042
Hey, don't knock it till you try it. If a summoning works, it's good, and if it doesn't, you're still left with that sweet scent of candlewax and graveyard moss
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No.30047
>>30043
Nigga I just want my dick sucked. I aint summoning nothing without a guaranteed success rate. No .001% lottery odds that a horny goth babe will contact me out of the blue.
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No.30048
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No.30050
>>30048
Listen my guy, if you had skills you wouldn't need to summon a waifu from the great beyond. This is Doomer board not PUA board.
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No.30054
>>30050
But summoning IS my skill. Mortal plane girls are boring
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No.30055
>>30054
Can a girl from the spirit plane suck your dick or do you only care about "emotional intimacy"? You're not getting head from a ghost either way.
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No.30059
>>30055
>Can a girl from the spirit plane suck your dick
Yes. Spectral sloppy-toppy is out of this world and you should try it. The best part is that she won't mind if you ghost her afterwards.
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No.30062
>>30059
When I say I want a blowjob, I don't mean I want an invisible girlfriend blowing wind on my crotch.
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No.30063
>>30062
she might be invisible, but the gobs of spit aren't
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No.30067
>>30063
That's not spit that's just condensation from humidity in the air.
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