No.86 [Last50 Posts]
new content I found on 4chan's /b/
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No.94
>male
>healthy
i'll be swimming in the pussy
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No.123
Evil + Male
World peace in the touch of… two buttons.
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No.127
evil + socialist
libertarian paradise
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No.144
>>86>old>capitalistnew politicians, new policies, new possibilities
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No.146
>>144why don't you like capitalist?
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No.148
Define "evil".
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No.149
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No.161
evil + old
Few people die, and nobody mourns.
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No.180
fat black people
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No.188
>>86That is not new content
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No.197
greedy capitalist
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No.205
evil fat
Call me an idealist or normalfag or whatever, but most of the others would have terrible consequences (usually the collapse of human civilization).
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No.228
male muslims
This saves Europe. I become king of the USE and use my giant salary to buy sex.
WIIIN
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No.229
>>86Dumb and Greedy.
Pic related
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No.348
Healthy + Sick
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No.356
of course male and blacks. it said i won't be affected so i will be the sole continuer of humanity. (pussy)
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No.391
>all these faggots not picking evil
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No.396
Does it kill all the people matching either criteria, or all the people matching both criteria?
So if I push Evil+Female, does that kill all the evil women, or all the evil people AND all the women?
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No.397
>>396If it kills everybody from both groups, then I'll pick Evil+Male and roll in pussy like
>>356If it only kills people that are a member of both groups, then Evil+Healthy (since the sick evil people are less of a concern)
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No.418
>Male and Female.
Finally be alone in the world.
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No.595
/pol/ here
Black + Muslim, all the way.
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No.605
>>86>Black>JewishThe united states will rise again as europe falls to the mudslimes.
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No.619
I like this one.
All the characteristics are too undefined.
If East Asian just said Chinese + North Korea I'd choose that but it doesn't.
I'd have to go with the Caucasians known as Arab because Semitic people are also defined as Arab and it eliminates the need to push Muslim or Jewish which according to what I looked up is only 14 million while muslim is 1.8 bill.
How do jews still exist?
Sick is a tantalizing prospect for humanity but like the rest of physics is too undefined.
Killing a specific belief would only lead to people thinking they were all raptured rather than smited in most cases.
B-tard is dumb, capitalist and socialist is again not very defined, is it only people who push for them or does it encompass people who live and support countries with those attributes?
Male and female are way too drastic of changes.
You wouldn't be king or queen, you'd be a breeding horse.
Fuck it
>tl;dr Arab Sick
Almost insured the death of shit like aids and puts a stopper in any eventual supervirus.
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No.661
>>605>The united states will rise againNot with poor readers such as yourself.
The only people you'll be killing are black jews. Not blacks and jews. Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.662
>>149What is this? An alignment chart for ants?
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No.665
I gotta go with Christian and Muslim…
6.916 billion
2.18 billion Christians
1.57 billion Muslims
= 3.166 Billion
Nice, plus lots of room in America.
Tempting to go with Kind and Dumb, to go Mad Max apocalyptica…
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No.670
>Muslim + Male
Goodnight, allahu akbar.
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No.671
>>665How many people are both muslim and christian?
I mean really, that has to be the lowest possible death count.
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No.672
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No.682
Jewish and greedy. :^)
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No.683
>>682Alternatively, Jewish and male. Either one will solve the world's problems.
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No.685
>Fat
>Christian
All of America's problems are solved.
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No.687
>Muslim
>Jewish
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No.689
>>86>jewisha solution to all our problems
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No.705
>Atheist
>White
Lotta kikes have white blood and are only ethnic Jews, not religious ones.
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No.722
>dumb
>capitalist
and then suddenly all the workers unite and get shit done to establish a global anarcho-syndicalism. It will be the golden age of humanity.
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No.737
>male
>female
Die, cis scum!
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No.746
"Evil" is vague and subjective. That button might kill all of my friends for all I know. I understand the word 'mean' meaning 'judgmental'. And with this in mind, I'll press
>mean
>dumb
Let the sincere and prudent argumentation flourish. Though this will probably kill so many people that our unsupervised technology will be rendered useless or even kill us all. At least everyone would die, then.
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No.760
>>86Evil and Greedy.
Problem solved.
>>229Careful not to get hoisted on your own retard petard.
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No.768
>>229nice job taking out 90% of the female.
if this works by removing people with both traits I'd pick kind and male so I'd be the only nice guy. :^)
if it takes all from both buttons I'd pick dumb and male.
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No.840
>>86
What is the logical operator between the two buttons? Some people in the thread seem to be thinking "OR", others "AND".
"EVIL" "B-TARD" "SICK" and "OLD" are probably the best options. All the other ones wipe out people who are valuable to society or destabilise global politics.
Killing all the old people would be massively beneficial for the western economy.
Killing b-tards isn't very noticeable.
Killing all sick people will wipe out many who just have the flu or something, and wouldn't wipe out illnesses because 1% survives. It'll reduce medical costs, but not as much as killing old people.
"EVIL" is also good, obviously, but the definition is unclear. Many people are misguided or lazy, and thereby allow people to die. If that is evil, we destabilise the economy. If it is not, then many "evil" people survive.
I would pick "OLD" OR "B-TARD" or "OLD" AND "CAPITALIST".
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No.936
>>595
Killing muslims
>not jews.
good goy
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No.937
>>86
For Individualistic purposes.
>Male
>Old
For Ideological purposes.
>Jewish
>Dumb
For Practical purposes.
>Old
>Fat
>Sick? I know, I can only pick 2.
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No.962
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No.1074
>>94
That will probably cause total societal collapse, especially since that group probably includes over half of the working population. At least we won't have to worry about overpopulation or unemployment anymore.
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No.1348
>>397
>>396
>>661
>>768
"human beings matching the *buttons* criteria" would mean that those humans are matching both buttons at the same time.
"human beings matching the *button* criteria" means that each button is taken individually. And this is what the image says.
I would push Muslim+Christian, sweeping away most monotheists on Earth, which includes most religious fanatics and "holy war" pursuers.
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No.1555
>>86
>black
>evil
i will create an utopia
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No.1556
>>94
only disabled and sick females to you
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No.1670
>evil
>dumb
Everything else well sort itself out
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No.1684
Most of these are pretty subjective. Like "dumb". Is it everyone under IQ 100? IQ 50? Is it MY definition of dumb which is probably everyone under IQ 160…?
Same issue with evil. If we're taking a hardcore religious definition of "evil", it'll probably kill literally everyone on the planet. Or does it only get the worst of the worst; multi-murderers and violent child-rapists? Does kicking a dog get you on the list? What about a cat? How many ants do you have to fry with a magnifying glass before it goes from "jerk kid" to "evil adult"?
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No.1711
>>86
Easy, EASY!
Muslim + Male.
Git guud. I won't be affected and I wiped the world of all evil! Mwahaha, now they have to bet on me to repopulate!
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No.1712
>>1556
Only disabled women and those with all sorts of STDs.
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No.1996
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No.1999
>>1684
>Is it MY definition of dumb which is probably everyone under IQ 160…?
I don't have enough smug reaction faces to respond to this.
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No.2002
>>1684
cant be that smart if you'd exterminate yourself senpai
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No.2007
>>2002
It says right at the top that you won't be affected. Least I'm smarter than you.
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No.2008
>>1996
I agree the that the idea that "women wouldn't declare wars" pretty absurd, but you got to admit it would put quite a dent in our politician problem.
…And by that, I mean the fact that we have politicians
>>2002
.Out of all the comments you could of made, that's what you went with? You walked straight into that.>>2007
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No.2075
>>123
that would exterminate all of humanity :^)
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No.2125
dumb and capitalist
full luxury communism in just two button presses
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No.2126
>>2125
Enjoy your dictator genius.
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No.2133
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No.2147
>>86
Blacks + Jews
For pushing the Blacks Button:
>Crime drops dramatically
>Western government now have more money for their own citizens
>Africa is now stable and open for development
>Hopefully the button covers all the half-breeds
For pressing the Jewish button:
>Leftist media and political parties mysteriously loose their guidance and fall apart
>Banks and massive businesses find themselves vulnerable to investigation, and start to cater to the customer more
>Wars in the Middle East and across the world lose their steam and peace begins to find possibility
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No.2170
I'm pressing the greedy and mean button
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No.2182
>>86
Ignoring that there's a certain amount of overlap and some especially idiotic ones in there, like killing all men or women, or all healthy people.
>Muslim + Arab
Instantly alleviate about 95% of all international conflicts. Saudi Arabians and the terrorists they are sending and funding are fucking gone. Any and all oil the world needs is up for grabs. Over 2 billion people are removed, massively unfucking the world and it's need for natural resources, not to mention all the land that would open up in countries where muslims have been staging quiet invasions. Tensions across the world would reduce significantly, mostly because the regressive left wouldn't have a weapon to use against western civilization anymore.
>Sick + Old
Suddenly, social security isn't something the current working population is getting screwed by. Health care system and economy become massively unburdened. Most of the politicians die and new leaders get to step up (this is both great and terrible). Tons of diseases, STDs, and other illnesses disappear overnight. Goodbye HIV/AIDS. Cancer research is moved down a few priority rungs and the Make-a-Wish foundation loses a lot of donations.
>Evil + Jewish
Because /pol/ is always right. Media is instantly unpozzed. World economy no longer controlled by a few bankers. George Soros and family dead, meaning significantly less subversion of western culture. Muslims are denied an enemy to blame their problems on and focus on killing each other even more.
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No.2284
male and evil, I'll drown in altruistic pussy.
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No.2285
>>2147
The hero we deserve
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No.2532
>>2182
Muslim + Arab would be a waste. Pressing just the Muslim button would kill nearly all Arabs.
Muslim + Black is the best choice. That would get rid of the Muslim and nigger problem in white countries. It is tempting to choose Jews, but that would leave millions of Arab subhumans in white countries.
Also, POL was right.
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No.2546
>>2182
I hope you realize that either:
>Almost all world leaders die as well as most which could succeed them
>All bankers and most company owners die as well as most which could succeed them
both result in instant and complete collapse of all governments and economies. I hope you like anarchy followed by global nuclear war followed by a one-way trip back to the stone age.
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No.5456
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No.5459
>>86
>greedy
>jewish
There, I saved the world.
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No.5460
>>229
>there are no dumb Atheists
*tips*
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No.5461
>>348
can't go wrong with that one
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No.5467
I guess pushing Jewish twice is out of the question.
So Jew+Muslim. Muslim takes out a lot of Arabs, rapefugees, and some of the more insane blacks. Hopefully with the Jews gone we can just ignore or deport blacks and latinos.
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No.5471
I'm going to use my body and roll around all the buttons. To hell with all of you!
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No.5472
>>86
>Press Male
>Press Female
>Spend the last nanosecond of your existence laughing, imagining the life of all those neutral gender tublrinas as everything collapses around them
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No.5479
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No.6780
>>86
Young and healthy
Kill everyone fertile we children of men now
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No.7407
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No.8295
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No.8296
>>8295
Or if works the other way;
Greedy jews
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No.8298
Socialist + Jewish
The overwhelming majority of non-whites vote for leftist socialist candidates for the free gibs. Taking out socialists would take out take out over 90% of the non-whites in the West in an instant, and it'd also take out the majority of the white cucks. Healthy racism would rise once again in the remaining population as Jewish brainwashing would be no more, since I pressed the Jewish button too. The rise of white nationalism would begin again!
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No.8304
>>86
evil + greedy. Relatively low body count, and it'd stop the graft for a few years at least. It'd decapitate this site and most governments and megacorps so we'd be in for a wild ride, but I think things might be for the best overall once the dust settled.
Pressing Stupid would be an extinction-level event for humanity. Some fats can't help it, it really is genetic or whatever so fuck that. Old is pointless, they'll die soon anyway. Wiping out a race or religion will probably get it sympathy and in the latter case possibly new converts, and cause a huge amount of instability with depopulated lands being fought over and populations likely shitting themselves. I'm sure there's a scientist with a cold doing important research somewhere so not pressing Sick. Pressing Healthy is retarded/shitpost option.
>>180
what's your beef with Tom Green?
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No.8306
Can I choose to let the button affect me?
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No.8324
>>86
>Male
>Black
The world population would automatically be more than halved, and without many males present, civilization as we know it would likely end. A new humankind would arise, taking after those males who survived. At the very least, the Black menace that makes desolate everywhere they are the majority. Would only survive in very small numbers.
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No.8325
>>356
>so i will be the sole continuer of humanity.
Wrong 1% of males and 1% of 1% of black males will survive. That is still a lot.
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No.8358
>>86
Press "dumb" button TWICE !
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No.8401
>>86
If it kills 99% of both groups put together, Blacks and Jews.
If it kills 99% of the overlap of both groups, Jews and Greedy.
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No.8402
>Healthy
>Sick
I was contemplating >male >female but some intersex might survive for a few years.
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No.12630
>>86
Kill the dumb and the sick.
As much as I want to wipe out Blacks and Latinos, their deaths will cause a mass land grab and collonial war while the other races scramble for now-unnocupied ressources. Killing evil people is stupid because for one, evil is necessary to counterbalance good otherwise everyone would turn into a sloppy lovey dovey faggot and two, good people aren't willing to make the necessary sacrifices to ensure evil people aren't born again through genetic manipulation.
Having all the sick die will free up all remaining doctors to focus on preventive and predictive maintanance, meaning keep people healthy and watch for warning signs before we even get sick in the first place. This still leaves a lot of doctors to put their brains into other scientific fields such as techno-biology and genetic engineering. I fully expect wetware, GE and eugenics breeding programs to raise the IQ of humans to such an extent that the 150s will be the baseline IQ while the 110s will be considered the new retarded.
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No.12635
>>1074
Women are literally a net loss to any national budget on earth. It would obliterate the planet.
>muh ovapopuleyshun
lel dumbass
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No.12638
Evil and Greedy. The world gets hopefully will be in better shape after putting down all the Lord Humungi that rise when ~80% of government officials and glow-in-the-darks vanish (I'm assuming that people can still turn/be driven to evil after the Nega-Rapture). The internet will return to its roots: people doing what they do from massive autism and a love of their craft/game/whatever, and it will show in that the work will be entertaining whether the quality. The web will be wild again with fewer mods and admins, yet pedo, bui and adspammer will infest us not, since they'll have vanished too. Korea would probably reunify. There would still be an employment crisis, but it'd be the other way, a deficit rather than a surplus in the labor pool, with skilled workers probably scarcer overall, although some industries would go under as most people stopped giving a fuck about namebrand and lifestyle products. Managers would know their ass from a hole in the ground, and probably by necessity work with the team on projects/maintenence/whatever rather than sitting behind a desk all day. No more problems with housing either, tons of empty McMansions. Many arguments about race, gender, religion, tumblr identities, politics, activism, fandoms, Original Sin, famous people, the nature of self-interest, consciousness, good and evil, and a bunch of other skub would be settled if I was able to prove that Evil and Greedy were the criteriae on which the Nega-Rapture was based. The salt and mental gymnastics of those who turn out to be full of shit, but are really emotionally-invested in their incorrect beliefs, would be magnificent. Taboos against speaking ill of the dead would be sorely tested. No more gold-diggers, no more reply girls, no more unboxing vids, no more elsa spiderman psyop shit, no more edition-scumming, no more paid shills, no more shitty sequels. Fewer and better political candidates, televangelists, musicians, actors, and paid talking heads. Same for media in general.
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No.12641
>>86
This CYOA really needs a 'communist' button. I wouldn't want to remove everybody who is for a tiny amount of socialism but I would want to remove Antifa-tier communists.
Anyway, I would choose Arab + Communist if I could. Jews are heavily mixed with Arabs, so they would fall into the Arab category. That would remove the Jew and a huge amount of rapefugees from Europe. Without the Jew shilling for immigration and pushing for the extinction of the white race, and with all of the leftists removed, Europe would soon purge itself of its negro problem.
That would leave the civilized world to whites and east asian populations. With a communist button, the Chinese would be out of the picture. Japan + Whites would inherit the world!
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No.12643
oh man this is tough. i want to end so many yet can only kill so few..
i guess i'll just go with blacks and jews, crime will pretty much disappear and no more NWO and forced diversity. what a glorious world.
now only if we could get rid of the arabs and fatties too….
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No.12644
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No.12652
>>86
Atheists and jews. Gotta maximize the possibility of getting rid of the jews.
If I were to pick evil and jew, it would be the same category, so 1% of them would survive. Since atheism and judaism are the only options they have, there's a large chance we rid the world of all jews.
Losing moral relativists, communists, progressives and school bullies isn't a great price to pay.
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No.12654
>>12652
>believing in things that are certainly not real
If you delete atheists you'll only be strengthening the hordes of Abraham you fucking goy.
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No.12655
>muslim
>east asian
Hard choice to decide between arabs and blacks, so I took the middle route. Kill muslims so both arabs and a few million blacks die. Good enough.
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No.12674
>>12644
what a fucking hero
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No.12678
Greedy Whites.
Jews are white. It also kills a lot of other greedy assholes as collateral, so I win.
On a side note, Chinese invasion of the West is gonna suck but it's whatever.
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No.12681
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No.12716
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No.12718
>>86
Evil
Males
Benevolent females will create a matriarchy and us few surviving males will be treated like kings as we fuck all the women to keep the species alive.
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No.12719
>>86
>socialist
>socialist
Kill the 99% that are socialist, then push the button again to kill the 99% of the 1% that's left.
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No.12720
>>12718
If the criteria is *both* then you're assuming that all women are good (would be nice but is unrealistic)
If the criteria is *each* then you're assuming the 1% (okay, perhaps ~0.51%) surviving evil people will not be able to take over and create a dystopia instead (again, would be nice but is unrealistic)
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No.12727
>>12720
Current population is ~7.7 billion
~50% of that population is male. So there are 3.85 billion men. If only 1% survive. that means there would only be 38.5 million men. Assuming ~50% of those men are evil, and they also die. then that leaves only 19.44- million men. with only around 200k of those men being "evil."
Now let's look at women (it'll be easier.) ~50% of the population is female, so there will be 3.85 billion women. Once again assuming that 50% of those women are evil there will be 1.94- billion women left on earth.
Now there are 50.5 women for every man on the planet and virtually none of them being evil.
I'm pretty sure I'm ok with this scenario.
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No.12732
>>12727
Like I said, you're still hanging on assumption that the remaining evil people won't fuck it up for everyone (fat chance)
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No.12742
old and young
or healthy and sick
or male and female
let it end
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No.12756
>>12742
That will only eliminate 99% at best and might leave a majority population of something horrible like hermaphrodites.
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No.12776
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No.12778
>>86
>healthy
>male
Most of the unhealthy males will die off anyway, and we can finally welcome the gynarchy.
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No.12781
>>12778
The word you're looking for is "extinction"
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No.12785
Dumb and Greedy would solve most of the worlds problems outright.
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No.12787
>>12785
Both of those descriptors are very subjective. You are dumb compared to Steven Hawking, you are greedy compared to Bill Gates who donates millions to charity
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No.12790
>>12787
Pretty sure this guy doesn't donate millions because he doesn't own billions, not because he's greedier than Bill Gates. Charity isn't measured in "how much money you give away", and greed is not the same as "not donating to charity".
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No.12792
>>12790
You completely missed his point about perspective which I suppose in a way has proven it. Who is to say what is definitively greedy or definitively stupid? If it's "your opinion when you press the button" then absolutely everyone should press "evil" and something else, otherwise pressing anything is a horrible gamble except for perhaps things that are definitive like Male and Female.
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No.12794
3.5 or 2 or 1 billion decaying corpses would probably be too much harm for the ecosphere. Thus, "jewish + b-tard" seems the only reasonable choice.
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No.12795
>>12792
It's not really that hard considering this thing isn't inherent to the Universe, which means it was devised/implemented by someone. And since that someone provided options like that, he likely had enough of an idea who they'd target.
And, of course, "who's greedy and who's stupid" isn't that hard to tell as these concepts have proper definitions. It's the *measure* that's subjective (for example, for "dumb" it could be stuff like IQ), and even then there's not that much to guess there (for instance, IQ below 100 could be considered as "dumb" by definition of the scale; 100 being the baseline of human intelligence) – it's still subjective but fairly predictable. And of course there's no point in questioning if this thing can get enough data for informed decisions; if it has enough capability to target and kill billions of people all over the planet, it's not much of a stretch for it to be able to gather required information.
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No.12804
>>12794
Nah, humans aren't nearly that big a mass, and besides, corpses mostly do more good than harm for the environment.
Also, Greedy handles Jewish, while Dumb handles B-tard.
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No.12819
>>12804
>Nah, humans aren't nearly that big a mass, and besides, corpses mostly do more good than harm for the environment.
There's probably someone somewhere on the internet who already did the necessary calculations. :-)
>Also, Greedy handles Jewish
I have to disagree. Besides, there are many non-jewish greedy people and I wouldn't want them killed just for being greedy.
>while Dumb handles B-tard.
Plus a billion or two other people, depending on the standard of "dumb".
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No.12854
>>86
>presses socialist twice
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No.12860
>>86
Evil… as I define it, and there we go I don't need a second choice.
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No.12903
>>12860
You have to press two, you dumbo.
Plus Satan is Shaitan is "The Adversary" as defined by Jews, so by definition the "Satan" is the opposite of (or at least the unaligned to the point of inconvenience for) their god. It would seem silly to assume that there's a new testament version of Satan that's somehow totally inverted.
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No.12905
>>149
miss me with that ant shit
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No.12923
Jews (obviously) and Dumb (will wipe out niggers as well and improve the human genome by a ridiculous amount)
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No.12929
>No button that eliminates all the ugly people
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No.12930
>>86
With the push of "greedy" you would clear out half of the board including 85% of females and every last drop of jewish blood. So I would push that and dismantle the now useless machine into parts to support my community with. Later on I sit down with my dog around a campfire, while listening to the sounds of nature dimming into their nightly rhythm routine.
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No.12938
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No.12944
>>12903
Meh don't care m8 and I don't have to do anything. Satan is whatever is bad in sheeples mindset.
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No.13002
>>86
does the genocide meet the ones who fit at least one criteria, or the ones who fit both?
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No.13003
Male + Female
total genocide - 99% world population
the world is shit and both men and women are shit
i might have gone with Old + Young, but i afraid if they don't cover the middle age ones
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No.13099
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No.13129
Male + Female
Nobody dies.
Get rekt, op.
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No.13755
>>13003
read the cyoa, it clearly states that the people who die have to match both
literally no one would die if you did this
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No.16438
>>671
This is actually a good question. In terms of selection, the question is whether the two buttons are using "AND" or "OR" to select.
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No.16457
>>86
Black+Jew
Because pol is always right
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No.16458
>>13129
>nobody dies
>except 7.7 billion people out of 7.8 billion
Besides, greedy basically encapsulates Jews Blacks, and most Chinese, so, you'd be very /lowiq/ to not pick that along with either evil or dumb.
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No.16710
>>86
Dumb and Evil.
Just fixed at least 50% of the problems of every group, or 100% of Washington, Reddit, and Socialism.
You're welcome, Europe.
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No.16718
Dumb since that covers evil, greed, muslim, and pretty much every negative trait, then Male to raise my social value to astronomical proportions.
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