/cyoa/ - Choose Your Own Adventure

>>86

Kill the dumb and the sick.

As much as I want to wipe out Blacks and Latinos, their deaths will cause a mass land grab and collonial war while the other races scramble for now-unnocupied ressources. Killing evil people is stupid because for one, evil is necessary to counterbalance good otherwise everyone would turn into a sloppy lovey dovey faggot and two, good people aren't willing to make the necessary sacrifices to ensure evil people aren't born again through genetic manipulation.

Having all the sick die will free up all remaining doctors to focus on preventive and predictive maintanance, meaning keep people healthy and watch for warning signs before we even get sick in the first place. This still leaves a lot of doctors to put their brains into other scientific fields such as techno-biology and genetic engineering. I fully expect wetware, GE and eugenics breeding programs to raise the IQ of humans to such an extent that the 150s will be the baseline IQ while the 110s will be considered the new retarded.

>>1074

Women are literally a net loss to any national budget on earth. It would obliterate the planet.

>muh ovapopuleyshun

lel dumbass

Evil and Greedy. The world gets hopefully will be in better shape after putting down all the Lord Humungi that rise when ~80% of government officials and glow-in-the-darks vanish (I'm assuming that people can still turn/be driven to evil after the Nega-Rapture). The internet will return to its roots: people doing what they do from massive autism and a love of their craft/game/whatever, and it will show in that the work will be entertaining whether the quality. The web will be wild again with fewer mods and admins, yet pedo, bui and adspammer will infest us not, since they'll have vanished too. Korea would probably reunify. There would still be an employment crisis, but it'd be the other way, a deficit rather than a surplus in the labor pool, with skilled workers probably scarcer overall, although some industries would go under as most people stopped giving a fuck about namebrand and lifestyle products. Managers would know their ass from a hole in the ground, and probably by necessity work with the team on projects/maintenence/whatever rather than sitting behind a desk all day. No more problems with housing either, tons of empty McMansions. Many arguments about race, gender, religion, tumblr identities, politics, activism, fandoms, Original Sin, famous people, the nature of self-interest, consciousness, good and evil, and a bunch of other skub would be settled if I was able to prove that Evil and Greedy were the criteriae on which the Nega-Rapture was based. The salt and mental gymnastics of those who turn out to be full of shit, but are really emotionally-invested in their incorrect beliefs, would be magnificent. Taboos against speaking ill of the dead would be sorely tested. No more gold-diggers, no more reply girls, no more unboxing vids, no more elsa spiderman psyop shit, no more edition-scumming, no more paid shills, no more shitty sequels. Fewer and better political candidates, televangelists, musicians, actors, and paid talking heads. Same for media in general.

>>86

This CYOA really needs a 'communist' button. I wouldn't want to remove everybody who is for a tiny amount of socialism but I would want to remove Antifa-tier communists.

Anyway, I would choose Arab + Communist if I could. Jews are heavily mixed with Arabs, so they would fall into the Arab category. That would remove the Jew and a huge amount of rapefugees from Europe. Without the Jew shilling for immigration and pushing for the extinction of the white race, and with all of the leftists removed, Europe would soon purge itself of its negro problem.

That would leave the civilized world to whites and east asian populations. With a communist button, the Chinese would be out of the picture. Japan + Whites would inherit the world!

oh man this is tough. i want to end so many yet can only kill so few..

i guess i'll just go with blacks and jews, crime will pretty much disappear and no more NWO and forced diversity. what a glorious world.

now only if we could get rid of the arabs and fatties too….

>>86

Atheists and jews. Gotta maximize the possibility of getting rid of the jews.

If I were to pick evil and jew, it would be the same category, so 1% of them would survive. Since atheism and judaism are the only options they have, there's a large chance we rid the world of all jews.

Losing moral relativists, communists, progressives and school bullies isn't a great price to pay.

>>12652

>believing in things that are certainly not real

If you delete atheists you'll only be strengthening the hordes of Abraham you fucking goy.

>>12644

what a fucking hero

Greedy Whites.

Jews are white. It also kills a lot of other greedy assholes as collateral, so I win.

On a side note, Chinese invasion of the West is gonna suck but it's whatever.

>>86

Evil

Males

Benevolent females will create a matriarchy and us few surviving males will be treated like kings as we fuck all the women to keep the species alive.

>>86

>socialist

>socialist

Kill the 99% that are socialist, then push the button again to kill the 99% of the 1% that's left.

>>12718

If the criteria is *both* then you're assuming that all women are good (would be nice but is unrealistic)

If the criteria is *each* then you're assuming the 1% (okay, perhaps ~0.51%) surviving evil people will not be able to take over and create a dystopia instead (again, would be nice but is unrealistic)

>>12720

Current population is ~7.7 billion

~50% of that population is male. So there are 3.85 billion men. If only 1% survive. that means there would only be 38.5 million men. Assuming ~50% of those men are evil, and they also die. then that leaves only 19.44- million men. with only around 200k of those men being "evil."

Now let's look at women (it'll be easier.) ~50% of the population is female, so there will be 3.85 billion women. Once again assuming that 50% of those women are evil there will be 1.94- billion women left on earth.

Now there are 50.5 women for every man on the planet and virtually none of them being evil.

I'm pretty sure I'm ok with this scenario.

>>12727

Like I said, you're still hanging on assumption that the remaining evil people won't fuck it up for everyone (fat chance)

old and young

or healthy and sick

or male and female

let it end

>>12742

That will only eliminate 99% at best and might leave a majority population of something horrible like hermaphrodites.

Jewish and Black

>>86

>healthy

>male

Most of the unhealthy males will die off anyway, and we can finally welcome the gynarchy.

>>12778

The word you're looking for is "extinction"

Dumb and Greedy would solve most of the worlds problems outright.

>>12785

Both of those descriptors are very subjective. You are dumb compared to Steven Hawking, you are greedy compared to Bill Gates who donates millions to charity

>>12787

Pretty sure this guy doesn't donate millions because he doesn't own billions, not because he's greedier than Bill Gates. Charity isn't measured in "how much money you give away", and greed is not the same as "not donating to charity".

>>12790

You completely missed his point about perspective which I suppose in a way has proven it. Who is to say what is definitively greedy or definitively stupid? If it's "your opinion when you press the button" then absolutely everyone should press "evil" and something else, otherwise pressing anything is a horrible gamble except for perhaps things that are definitive like Male and Female.

3.5 or 2 or 1 billion decaying corpses would probably be too much harm for the ecosphere. Thus, "jewish + b-tard" seems the only reasonable choice.

>>12792

It's not really that hard considering this thing isn't inherent to the Universe, which means it was devised/implemented by someone. And since that someone provided options like that, he likely had enough of an idea who they'd target.

And, of course, "who's greedy and who's stupid" isn't that hard to tell as these concepts have proper definitions. It's the *measure* that's subjective (for example, for "dumb" it could be stuff like IQ), and even then there's not that much to guess there (for instance, IQ below 100 could be considered as "dumb" by definition of the scale; 100 being the baseline of human intelligence) – it's still subjective but fairly predictable. And of course there's no point in questioning if this thing can get enough data for informed decisions; if it has enough capability to target and kill billions of people all over the planet, it's not much of a stretch for it to be able to gather required information.

>>12794

Nah, humans aren't nearly that big a mass, and besides, corpses mostly do more good than harm for the environment.

Also, Greedy handles Jewish, while Dumb handles B-tard.

>>12804

>Nah, humans aren't nearly that big a mass, and besides, corpses mostly do more good than harm for the environment.

There's probably someone somewhere on the internet who already did the necessary calculations. :-)

>Also, Greedy handles Jewish

I have to disagree. Besides, there are many non-jewish greedy people and I wouldn't want them killed just for being greedy.

>while Dumb handles B-tard.

Plus a billion or two other people, depending on the standard of "dumb".

>>86

>presses socialist twice

>>12860

You have to press two, you dumbo.

Plus Satan is Shaitan is "The Adversary" as defined by Jews, so by definition the "Satan" is the opposite of (or at least the unaligned to the point of inconvenience for) their god. It would seem silly to assume that there's a new testament version of Satan that's somehow totally inverted.

>>149

miss me with that ant shit

Jews (obviously) and Dumb (will wipe out niggers as well and improve the human genome by a ridiculous amount)

>>86

With the push of "greedy" you would clear out half of the board including 85% of females and every last drop of jewish blood. So I would push that and dismantle the now useless machine into parts to support my community with. Later on I sit down with my dog around a campfire, while listening to the sounds of nature dimming into their nightly rhythm routine.

White

Male

>>86

does the genocide meet the ones who fit at least one criteria, or the ones who fit both?

Male + Female

total genocide - 99% world population

the world is shit and both men and women are shit

i might have gone with Old + Young, but i afraid if they don't cover the middle age ones

Jews and blacks. Easy.

Male + Female

Nobody dies.

Get rekt, op.

>>13003

read the cyoa, it clearly states that the people who die have to match both

literally no one would die if you did this

>>671

This is actually a good question. In terms of selection, the question is whether the two buttons are using "AND" or "OR" to select.

>>86

Black+Jew

Because pol is always right

>>86

Dumb and Evil.

Just fixed at least 50% of the problems of every group, or 100% of Washington, Reddit, and Socialism.

You're welcome, Europe.

Dumb since that covers evil, greed, muslim, and pretty much every negative trait, then Male to raise my social value to astronomical proportions.