No.16649 [View All]
What body Improvements are already availible to us?
So far I found
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1. Magnet in your finger
Insert a neodimuium magnet under you skin.
You will be able to feel magnetuc fields.
Costs: 200$ if you go to a professional doctor, 20$ and a bottle of vodka if you do it yourself at home.
Pros: You can easily percieve if a wire alternate current is cicrulating.
Cons: If you screw up the operation or it get infected AND you don't go to medic soon you can loose a finger. A MRI scan will tear the magnet from inside you.
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2. The North Paw
put a belt on your leg that vibrates towards north.
You will be able to insitnctively percieve that direction after soem time
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/f358/Cost: 150$
Pros: You laways know where North is
Cons: The battery runs out eventualy. You have to wear it to have effect.
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3. Infrared Vision
https://experiment.com/projects/can-we-biologically-extend-the-range-of-human-vision-into-the-near-infraredYou eat for a month a diet vitamin A1 repalced with vitamin A2. ANd you begin te be abel to see near infrared.
Cost: estrapolating form the project around 100$ for a month diet.
Pros: you see better in dark palces.
Cons: to mantain the effects you have to stay on the diet (results about it are not yet publsihed)
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Any more similar hacks I missed?
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No.31635
>>31266
This guy gets shit done.
Where did you get a titanium coated neodymium magnet?
Updates and details demanded.
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No.31675
11 days after implantation. I can feel emissions from electric motors and some power bricks 1-2" away. Definitely not sensitive enough to locate wires in the walls or anything, but it's pretty cool.
>>31635
>Where did you get a titanium coated neodymium magnet?
https://dangerousthings.com/shop/m31-implantable-disc-magnet/
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No.31678
>>31675
Cut your fingernails
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No.31688
>>31675
Can you feel the hard lump under your skin? Is it painful to put pressure on? Could you go rock climbing or whatever with it in?
I've been considering getting one of these, but only if I don't lose sensation or capability in the implanted finger.
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No.31701
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No.31703
>>31701
A bit of advice. Remove one of your testicles and replace it with a round, titanium coated neodymium magnet. It won't be in your way when climbing and you're probably going to notice nearby magnetic metals and perhaps electric currents.
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No.31712
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No.31716
>>31678
done
>>31688
>Can you feel the hard lump under your skin?
yes
>Is it painful to put pressure on?
It twinges a little bit if I push in a certain direction. Not sure if that's permanent or because it's not fully healed. With normal use it's not noticeable.
>Could you go rock climbing or whatever with it in?
I think so. The ideal placement is to the side so when you put weight on it it doesn't get pinched against the bone. Still there is always a chance it will break and I'll have to remove it.
>don't lose sensation or capability
For me sensation is completely normal, although I suppose there is a chance you could fuck something up digging around in there. For capability I'll have to wait a few months before passing judgment.
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No.31721
>>31716
Thanks for answers, this is looking like I could really do it.
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No.31741
>>31716
Thanks for answers, this is looking like I could really do it.
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No.31751
>>31721
>>31741
Doublepost 3 hours apart wut
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No.31765
>>31751
It's the "server is taking too long to respond". I guess it could cause such an anomaly.
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No.31811
>>31716
doesn't it limit your ability to use electronics? is it safe to use your phone with the augmented hand? what if you want to work on the inside of a computer?
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No.31835
>>31811
Nah, it's not strong enough to do anything like that. And anyway very few things these days are affected by magnets. Flash certainly doesn't give a fuck.
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No.31928
>>16649
Somehow I don't believe in any of these would work or help anything.
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No.31931
>>31928
The finger magnet thing totally works, quite a few people have tried it.
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No.32025
>>30484
Never heard of that bitch getting an implant like that (or an implant like that that actually worked) but knowing how much of a compulsive liar that cunt is she probably faked it for attention, pretty much what she always does
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No.32027
>>32025
Wouldn't it just be a case of putting an rfid chip in your finger and making the phone read it?
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No.37382
Transcranial Direct-Current Stimulation (TDCS)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transcranial_direct-current_stimulation
Cost: $100-200 if you want to buy one or about $20 if you're a diy type.
Pros: Mild cognitive enhancement potential.
Cons: Long term effects are unknown and any benefits (if any at all) are very mild.
Nootropics (smart drugs)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nootropic
Costs: Varies depending on drug and dosage.
Pros: Mild cognitive enhancement potential.
Cons: Long term effects are unknown and any benefits (if any at all) are very mild.
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No.37383
Biohackers Are Implanting LED Lights Under Their Skin
https://archive.is/UGMV3
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No.42613
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Considering getting a NFC tag implanted in my hand, I use NFC a fair bit already so plus I'm currently modding my car doors to be unlocked with NFC so it could be rather useful.
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No.42651
>>17840
Good luck when the spalling rips your skin apart.
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No.42660
>>37382
>nootropics
>long term effects are unknown
the most common nootropics have been studied since the 50s.
not sure how good this shit would have to be to not count as "very mild" in your mind.
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No.42734
>>42613
My nigga
Ever since I used NFC I cannot go back. It's like using a smart phone and then someone taking it away saying "here's a morse code machine to replace it". I'd love to be able to use an RFID implant to pay for shit, unlock my car, unlock my house, phone, etc. Maybe one especially for unencrypting stuff?
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No.42735
>>32027
Yes but Zoe Quinn is a known lying feminazi. She also claims to be a great "coder" but can't assemble a PC together.
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No.42736
Making an RFID ring makes more sense.
At least you won't need to have invasive operation to replace it.
Don't forget to change your passwords regularly, User!
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No.42737
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No.42746
>>42736
If only I knew how to make an RFID tag, and let alone manufacture one. I don't think they make curved PCB boards do they?
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No.42771
>>30485
Stop being a fаggоt, shazbot.
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No.43271
>>16760
i think they can't/wont do mri on people with metal in their bodies
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No.43288
>>16772
This. Anon, you saved me from having to type.
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No.43289
>>16649
idk if anyone has wrote this yet because I didn't read everything but this is the site I use to keep up with the grinders:
http://biohack.me/
They have a forum and a wiki, so most of your questions can be clarified there.
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No.43603
>>16928
>You know your eyes?
>pull them out slowly so you can tape them to the back of your head
>you get a larger range of peripheral vision.
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No.43608
>>42613
NFC locks can be bypassed with a simple radio sweep. It's a known trick to get into apartment buildings that use those fobs to open the door. When you get your locks set up make sure you have a defense against stuff like that. Maybe some kind of limit on failed attempts before locking down for a period of time. Also keep in mind that people can walk past you and copy the value stored on your tag, so you should have some kind of keypad or password lock paired with the RFID lock so people can't do that.
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No.43664
>>42735
Not everyone who writes code is a master PC assembler.
I have had professors who were geniuses at code but who never assembled PCs.
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No.43665
>>37382
>Transcranial Direct-Current Stimulation (TDCS)
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transcranial_direct-current_stimulation
>Cost: $100-200 if you want to buy one or about $20 if you're a diy type.
>Pros: Mild cognitive enhancement potential.
TCDS doesn't work for many people.
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No.43666
>>42735
>Yes but Zoe Quinn is a known lying feminazi. She also claims to be a great "coder" but can't assemble a PC together.
Zoe Quinn is probably a no-talent ass-clown, but that's beside the point.
I am sick and tired of people always moving the goalposts of technical skill arbitrarily.
I can walk into a job with all the skills I need to get it done ahead of schedule, under budget, using little or no tech support.
Hiring manager says, "yeah, you've got a master's degree in software, but we also want someone with nanotech experience."
"but your company has no connection to nanotech."
"We plan to hire someone for the long term, and we'll have nanotech in five years. You have to be good enough to do this job today, plus another job tomorrow, plus a new job every day for ten years. So … unless you have letters of recommendation from both CERN and Harvard, you're scum."
"But you've never met anyone from CERN or Harvard. You're a salesman who barely got a BA in Communications."
"I have people skills."
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No.43810
>>43666
You are comparing two entirely different situations and lying cumdumpsters like quinn are more similar to that asshole who interviewed you for a job
Ironically despite being a conniving bitch zoe does have "people skills" in that she's able to manipulate others to get what she wants, but when it comes to actual skills like getting shit done her only knowledge is how to suck a mean dick apparently
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No.43837
>>20925
or just noon
(not a problem if you wait a few hours for it to not be noon)
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No.44027
>>31489
Electrician here. Where can I find a decent one? There's one on amazon but it looks like its for some new age healing bullshit.
I've been hung up on a line before and "feeling" the electricity might help me get my confidence back.
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No.48589
>>16649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LiwWqxsj2M&t=2s
this guy put the north paw in his chest
(english subtitles available)
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No.48619
Probiotics are available… and genes for just about anything you could want are available.
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No.48799
>>43666
Thanks for the blogpost, SATAN.
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No.48800
>>48619
>Probiotics are available… and genes for just about anything you could want are available.
Probiotics are yogurt, right? Suppose I have laboratory genes for some desirable trait such as muscle growth. How do probiotics get the genes out of the test tube and into a functioning living organism?
Relevant:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josiah_Zayner
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No.48813
>>48800
good link, but trying to get alien genes to "take hold" in your cells, even though an article says he did it, I think the way easier approach will be to take genes for some compound you want, like whatever that fatty omega acid is in fish, and shove that into yogurt microbes for example, so as they grow they put out that compound and you get better nutrition. Or, the show Mr Robot has a character growing yeast that fart out THC.
*I'm a gamedev and the core conspiracy of my storyline is that in the future, countries like Ivory Coast will be hugely destabilized by this technology allowing coaco compounds, for example, to be produced at industrial scale in vats, causing 1/4 of the Ivory Coast economy to crash. Or Saffron in the middle east, etc*
>>30484
She stored Steam keys for Deus Ex to give out, I think.
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No.48992
>>48800
>How do probiotics get the genes out of the test tube and into a functioning living organism?
You make the bacteria produce something that will be absorbed by the body. If you wanted muscle growth for example you could make the bacteria produce a Myostatin Inhibitor.
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No.49018
>>48992
Somewhat similar, as a type one diabetic I've wondered if some sort of controlled insulinoma (tumor that results in excess insulin production) could be used to produce a basal amount of insulin. Of course, that'd mean either having a tumor inside you by choice, or having it outside your body for ease of control, which isn't much of a benefit over insulin pump therapy.
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No.49046
>>49018
How about microbe in your gut that generate insulin? would that work?
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No.49149
>>49046
It would be very difficult to do that in the gut. You would need the microbes to produce just the right amount of insulin at the right time. A better idea might be an insulin pump with a bioreactor attached to it.
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No.53030
Anyone know where I could get an erythropoietin gene doping kit?
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