/cuteboys/ - Boypussy

well you could use grindr i have found some pretty decent guys

>>381606

>Grindr

>Decent

The best way is to turn asexual. If you know how to archieve this, tell me.

>>381606

>decent guys

>from grindr

You must have some very low standards.

I want a cute bf, too. im not particularly cute though, just young looking.

Don't bother, its really not worth it.

>>381671

don't ruin our dreams, burger.

>>381673

Its not though. You'll lose a lot of freedom and personal agency, companionship just won't replace those things.

Being alone is better most of the time.

>>381679

Honesrly, that sounds quite sweet

>>381679

>You'll lose a lot of freedom and personal agency

Unless you think being expected to not sleep with everyone you meet is losing a lot of freedom, then that's not the case at all. At least not in a healthy relationship. In a healthy relationship where you actually trust each other, you're able to give each other space and let each other go about their lives and support each other doing the things you love. Not every relationship has to be the constant clinging to each other that a lot of people here seem to think is normal. Most people here have very unhealthy expectations of relationships.

>Being alone is better most of the time.

Sounds like you've just been hurt too many times, anon.

>>381696

I guess its just been my luck getting clingy people.

Last year I had a guy who wanted me to move to Canada and drop college for him. Dude kept trying to force it on me and made me feel like shit for not doing it. So if that sort of stuff counts as hurt, yeah.

Legitimate advice for OP though: Probably just find a dude you like hanging out with and being around a lot who shares that sentiment, after a while ask about dating. Explicitly trying to find a boyfriend/girlfriend is how a lot of bad relationships seem to start up, since they're not looking for a friend first.

>>381697

The long-term goal in any LDR has to be closing that distance or else it will never work and there's no point in even trying. But at the same time, trying to make you do something that would have a seriously negative impact on your life like dropping out of college is pretty shitty. LDRs need to stop being LDR ASAP, but that doesn't mean forcing it before you're both ready and stable enough to pull it off.

>Probably just find a dude you like hanging out with and being around a lot who shares that sentiment, after a while ask about dating. Explicitly trying to find a boyfriend/girlfriend is how a lot of bad relationships seem to start up, since they're not looking for a friend first.

Very true, but I'd word it slightly different. Just make friends and expand your social circle. That should be your goal. Don't do it ONLY to find a bf. You should be looking to just make friends in general. I fully understand how hopeless that sounds because I've been there, but I've also learned the hard way that this is the only true path to happiness.

>>381697

Haha, I have a story just like that, this guy from Canada wanted me to switch schools and wouldn't let up. Damn, maybe it was the same guy, this was a while back. Wouldn't that be some shit? Anyways, people like that are emotionally abusive, fuck 'em. That's not what it means to really be with someone on a deep level. LDRs can be good indicators that that next step is either good or bad, but they can't fully tell you that until you live with someone.

>>381696

Shocking that people who spend lots of time online have unrealistic expectations of socializing and relationships ;)

I'm glad others see it, too. It's become too common to see relationships as a means to an end, as something that will 'fix us'. they'll be 'the one' and everything will be better. all my problems will go away..

(love yourself = loving others = being loved)

ree someone be my bf

>>381762

if you're cute you should have no problems finding boyfriend, unless you're one of those that post nudes

>>381766

I'm not cute, I just have long-ish hair and look twelve.

>>381767

Am cute. 0 bfs in sight. re?

>>381766

sooo… you're cute?

>>381769

im ugly and have way too much body hair.

>>381769

The only real positive things about me are that i'm a virgin and not an e-whore

>>381766

nudes will statistically increase his chances of finding a bf tbh

>>381810

Increase his chances of finding an orbiter/chaser, sure, but not a bf. No self respecting person wants to date an e-whore.

>>381810

This:

>>381818

I made the mistake of dating an e-whore and within a week of dating he had already sent nudes/lewding with some other guy, knowing how we met we agreed not to do that but he broke that fairly quickly. It ended when it came out the reason he e-whores is because he has a irl friend he wants to be with so much that "he would sell his heart" and drop everything and anything to be with this friend who doesn't want to be with him. So he posted nudes all the time to feel wanted and would lewd with anyone that dms him even when dating. Moral of the story don't date e-whores chances are they won't give up the attention they get when they posted so much and stay faithful

>>381770

For body hair, you can always shave, wax, or use body hair remover. As for "ugly", I'm sure you're not that bad.

>>381818

>self respect

>Imageboards

Seems like a potential conflict

>>381821

I guess when I think of ewhoring I think of anonymously posting pictures of yourself for sexual attention. Not like trying to form a personal relationship with multiple people over the internet at the same time and misleading them all but that would be ewhoring too I guess. That just seems more of a bad person vibe to me. I don't really see an issue with just posting sexual pictures of yourself online unless you actually planned on hooking up with the people giving you attention

>>381823

All body hair removal methods are either expensive and time consuming, or leave your body in a mess and are time consuming.

I don't really even want to be the cuteboy, despite my youthful appearance and short height. I just wanna cuddle and handhold and nibble at his neck, make out, love him tenderly, and most of all, live my life with a cuteboy bf.

>>381843

>I think of anonymously posting pictures of yourself for sexual attention.

Yes, that is e-whoring.

>Not like trying to form a personal relationship with multiple people over the internet at the same time and misleading them all

That's even worse.

>I don't really see an issue with just posting sexual pictures of yourself online

It reveals a lot about their personality and how much they value investing in one person. You will not get a healthy relationship out of someone like that. The only possible way to get something even resembling "stable" is if you're just both whores and don't really care about being faithful to each other. That's called cuckoldry.

>>381874

Yeah I disagree. Sure in some instances that can be the case but to blanket state that someone posting pictures online is prone to being a literal whore irl under all circumstances and will automatically be prone to unstable/unhealthy relationships just seems like an assertion you can't really back up outside of anecdotes in my opinion.

Also treating anonymous boards like this one as if they're a place to pursue a potential serious committed relationships probably says more about someone than if they post an anonymous ass picture every once in a while.

>>381874

The only way to get a stable relationship with someone is to be honest. Besides, stability isn't really your value. Monogamous relationships can be ruined when one person cheats for whatever reason, but if you were a willing cuck, you'd stay in the same relationship as before if your partner cheated on you. So, if stability is how you measure relationships, your argument doesn't hold.

>>381872

Here's what I do: For your first hair removal session use veet sensitive wax strips on your legs. Once the hair starts growing back, epilate once a week. It won't hurt as much as straight epilation because the wax has already pulled out the deep hairs, so everything that grows back will be lighter.

It takes about 30 mins to do both legs with an epilator and after the 2nd or 3rd time it doesn't even hurt any more.

The wax strips are like £7, and the epilator is about £50 and will last you 5 years minimum.

For back/crack/sack: Shave 2-3 times a week in the shower with a good cartridge razor. I replace my cartridge about every 4th time cause I'm really cheap, and I don't notice any difference tbh. I use shower gel to help the blade glide. There are other options like waxing/epilating, but it's way too painful for me around this area.

I get cartridges from shaveclubuk for this. You get 4 cartidges for £5 a month.

Exfoliate everything you've shaved/epilated in the shower with a scrunchy/loofah/mitt/scrub, and use a cocoa butter body moisturiser afterwards. You can get a bottle that'll last a month for £5. Not only does it prevent spots and bumps but it smells amazing.

For an extra 2 hours a week of skincare, £60 initial investment and £10 a month you can be qt 24/7.

Also if you want to keep your face looking young; wash/exfoliate/moisturise morning and night. A sensitive face wash with a face cloth is a good combo for washing and exfoliating. I use a sugar scrub every 3 days for a deeper clean. I'd recommend a Ritolin moisturiser if you can afford it. It evens out your complexion and is a fucking miracle aging cure. I'm 23, looked about 20 before I started using ritolin and now I could pass for a goddamn pre-pubescent. It's nuts how this stuff isn't a bigger deal. It does make your skin more sensitive to the sun though, so use a daycream with some SPF-15 or whatever you need.

Oh I almost forgot facial hair. Get one of the double edged, old-style safety razors. Then get shaving soap and a bristle brush. You can get 100 blades for about £10 which'll last you a good 1-2 years. It's better for your skin as it'll reduce the number of blades scraping against it and you can do it more often because your skin won't need as long to recover from it.

Of course this all has the side-effect of making you vain, insufferable and girly and you'll never want a not qt girly bf again but if you're reading this you're already pretty far down the rabbit-hole anyway.

>>381881

Thanks for the advice, I'll give it a shot in a couple weeks when I have a bit more money.

>>381877

>just seems like an assertion you can't really back up outside of anecdotes in my opinion.

Then you have a shit opinion tbh

>>381879

I mean stability for actual people, cucks don't count. Being a cuck isn't even being in a real relationship anyway.

>>382062

You should give the anecdote about how you got e-cucked and don't like e-whores anymore tbh

>>382062

Yeah ok that's great and all, but your perfect and pure super-virgin partner is going to have no idea what the fuck they want. You limit yourself to someone with low or no experience and all you're doing is basically setting yourself up for disappointment as it turns out they're terrible in bed and their attachment to you is temporary. When the honeymoon period cools and you have to deal with one another's inevitable neuroses, will you have the ability to stick it out, and will you have the ability to keep things interesting enough for them not to get bored?

Better the bull or the cucker than the cucked.

>>382062

Y'all need some honey for that bitterness.

t. e-whore with a qt-bf

>>382121

>perfect

>super-virgin

I like how you think the only alternative to being a straight up whore is to be a perfect angel virgin.

>as it turns out they're terrible in bed

How would this even be relevant? Who gives a shit if they're bad in bed? Sex isn't all that important, and they can learn anyway.

You're assuming a lot here. Just because I wouldn't date a whore doesn't mean I will only date virgins who have no experience.

>>382159

You say that now, but it always goes the same way with whores.

>>382165

>How would this even be relevant?

Of course it's relevant you plonker. If sex wasn't important to you, if physical attraction and intimacy wasn't important to you, you wouldn't be on this, 8chan's top gay board. Everything you've been talking about so far has all been about not sullying yourself and all this devotion to one person stuff, about how if you put yourself out there online, that's equivalent to being a whore. That's all in regards to sex, idiot. If sex wasn't important, you wouldn't be posting, so don't try to pull that "Oh I don't care about sex, whatever" crap because we know it's a big load.

>I like how you think the only alternative to being a straight up whore is to be a perfect angel virgin.

You're the one narrowing down the definition of what constitutes a real relationship, now you're trying to blame me for your dichotomy. Stop projecting.

>>382167

Physical attraction and intimacy is important, but that doesn't mean being bad in bed is important.

>you wouldn't be on this, 8chan's top gay board.

And why not? This is sadly the least slutty gay community that I'm aware of. This board is a fucking shithole, but everywhere else is even worse so I'm stuck here.

>about how if you put yourself out there online, that's equivalent to being a whore.

You can put yourself out there without being a whore.

>That's all in regards to sex, idiot.

Not really. It's in regards to being a shitty person with a shitty personality.

>If sex wasn't important

Sex is great, and I admit a relationship without sex wouldn't work. But it's not so important that being bad at sex should ruin a relationship.

>You're the one narrowing down the definition of what constitutes a real relationship

Yeah, not being a whore lol

>>382168

>This board is a fucking shithole, but everywhere else is even worse so I'm stuck here.

No you're not, you can always just go. You're not trapped here, you choose to be here, and you choose to pout about it like a bitch. You make these choices on your own, nobody forces you, so don't act like it's some cruel, inevitable fate which brought you to this point.

>You can put yourself out there without being a whore.

Yeah right up until the point at which you prove you're sexually attractive, at which point apparently you're a whore. Great thinking.

>>382170

>you can always just go

Go where? Please direct me to a better community and I will gladly move there.

>>Yeah right up until the point at which you prove you're sexually attractive

>sending a normal picture of yourself to someone you are talking to is the same as posting your dick and ass publicly for attention from creepy pervs

Okay.

>>382171

>Go where? Please direct me to a better community and I will gladly move there.

Anywhere. Being a part of any community is a privilege, not a right. We don't have to babysit you and your bad attitude just because you're bitter everywhere else, too.

>>382172

>Being a part of any community is a privilege, not a right.

Sorry mom, please don't take away my /cuteboys/ license!

>>382174

Better, now go clean your room.

>>382174

I just want you to know I accept your apology, thank you.

>>382160

Tell me about cockwizard! Why does he wear the mask?

>>382196

If I take it off, will he die?

>>382187

What are you looking for importantly?

>>381881

Anywhere to get that ritolin moisturizer stuff?

Tried searching it on amazon and couldn't find anything but some kinda buttermilk stuff.

Also any tips for helping with a beard shadow?

I got really pale skin but dark hair, its been hell trying to get it to go away entirely.

>>382229

Sorry my dyslexia kicked in. I meant retinol. I use this stuff:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Retinol-Face-Cream-Hyaluronic-GUARANTEED/dp/B077YKDPXG

I don't have much experience with facial hair since mines is quite light and easy to manage. My first thought is waxing but if you've got a shadow then it's gonna be really thick and will probably be pretty painful if a professional doesn't do it.

I think the best thing would be laser hair removal. You can buy one to do it at home, fair warning though it's pretty expensive. I've got this one:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B01M4RDSV9

It works by attacking the darkness of your hair follicles, so if you've got a light complexion and dark hair it's perfect for you.

You use it once every 2 weeks until you're happy but you do need to top up every now otherwise it can come back like before. I've never used it for more than 3 at a time so I can't attest to total hair removal but it made my crotch and butt crack hair a lot sparser after 3 treatments.

>>382271

It's cockwizard going on another sperg spree, just filter his posts like most people have done and wait till it gets deleted, the idiot does this manually so if you know what you're doing you can just filter it and never see his posts

>>382284

I hope so, that way I can filter you and your avatarfagging.

>>382283

Is there even any proof that cockwizard is doing this or are people just trying to find a reason to hate the guy? From what I've been told by my bf who hangs out in a lot of twink/femboy discords there's some mega autist who has a big hate boner for a lot of cuteboys and such, trying to fuck with them and impersonate them. It seems more like a case of some autist trying to pose as cockwizard more than anything.

>>382300

Admin themselves has said the spammer's IP isn't cockwizard. It's just some fat, closeted fag, hating on what he can't be or have.

>>382187

how about discord? if youre in the uk we could talk :D

how do I even make new friends irl, when everyone around me is straight and has gf?

>>382683

Why does them being straight and having a gf matter?

Why are people meantioning garbage like grindr but not okcupid?

Just met someone there and we already have a date.

>>382683

I'm st8 with GF. No sex in months. She has bad hangups about sex.

If the right person came along, I'd be out the door with them.

>>381664

Tell me. Why are you spoiling your cute legs? You can make the beard with a stylus, you can cut a paper sheet. Why do you choose to cut your nice legs?

>>381664

Ik vind die wonden erg mooi

>>381509

I want to have boyfriend too but I am too shy to even create profile on dating site. How to stop being shy? :(

>>388368

I'm writing this too late but if you won't make an account on a dating site you will never get a bf ever.It isn't a very big thing just think about that that many people just like you makes an account to find his perfect one.Even If you would fail countless times atleast you tried. :)

>>384167

honestly cause it feels good

the immediate pain is a great stress relief, the nild stinging isjust a nice feeling throughout the day and the feeling of someone pulling on my freshly cut thighs during sex is amazing

>>388350

dank je

in socal, cute 4 cute