No.381509 [View All]
im in the uk and really wanna boyfriend. anyone got tips on how/where to meet them?
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No.381810
>>381766
nudes will statistically increase his chances of finding a bf tbh
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No.381818
>>381810
Increase his chances of finding an orbiter/chaser, sure, but not a bf. No self respecting person wants to date an e-whore.
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No.381821
>>381810
This:
>>381818
I made the mistake of dating an e-whore and within a week of dating he had already sent nudes/lewding with some other guy, knowing how we met we agreed not to do that but he broke that fairly quickly. It ended when it came out the reason he e-whores is because he has a irl friend he wants to be with so much that "he would sell his heart" and drop everything and anything to be with this friend who doesn't want to be with him. So he posted nudes all the time to feel wanted and would lewd with anyone that dms him even when dating. Moral of the story don't date e-whores chances are they won't give up the attention they get when they posted so much and stay faithful
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No.381823
>>381770
For body hair, you can always shave, wax, or use body hair remover. As for "ugly", I'm sure you're not that bad.
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No.381843
>>381818
>self respect
>Imageboards
Seems like a potential conflict
>>381821
I guess when I think of ewhoring I think of anonymously posting pictures of yourself for sexual attention. Not like trying to form a personal relationship with multiple people over the internet at the same time and misleading them all but that would be ewhoring too I guess. That just seems more of a bad person vibe to me. I don't really see an issue with just posting sexual pictures of yourself online unless you actually planned on hooking up with the people giving you attention
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No.381872
>>381823
All body hair removal methods are either expensive and time consuming, or leave your body in a mess and are time consuming.
I don't really even want to be the cuteboy, despite my youthful appearance and short height. I just wanna cuddle and handhold and nibble at his neck, make out, love him tenderly, and most of all, live my life with a cuteboy bf.
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No.381874
>>381843
>I think of anonymously posting pictures of yourself for sexual attention.
Yes, that is e-whoring.
>Not like trying to form a personal relationship with multiple people over the internet at the same time and misleading them all
That's even worse.
>I don't really see an issue with just posting sexual pictures of yourself online
It reveals a lot about their personality and how much they value investing in one person. You will not get a healthy relationship out of someone like that. The only possible way to get something even resembling "stable" is if you're just both whores and don't really care about being faithful to each other. That's called cuckoldry.
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No.381877
>>381874
Yeah I disagree. Sure in some instances that can be the case but to blanket state that someone posting pictures online is prone to being a literal whore irl under all circumstances and will automatically be prone to unstable/unhealthy relationships just seems like an assertion you can't really back up outside of anecdotes in my opinion.
Also treating anonymous boards like this one as if they're a place to pursue a potential serious committed relationships probably says more about someone than if they post an anonymous ass picture every once in a while.
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No.381879
>>381874
The only way to get a stable relationship with someone is to be honest. Besides, stability isn't really your value. Monogamous relationships can be ruined when one person cheats for whatever reason, but if you were a willing cuck, you'd stay in the same relationship as before if your partner cheated on you. So, if stability is how you measure relationships, your argument doesn't hold.
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No.381881
>>381872
Here's what I do: For your first hair removal session use veet sensitive wax strips on your legs. Once the hair starts growing back, epilate once a week. It won't hurt as much as straight epilation because the wax has already pulled out the deep hairs, so everything that grows back will be lighter.
It takes about 30 mins to do both legs with an epilator and after the 2nd or 3rd time it doesn't even hurt any more.
The wax strips are like £7, and the epilator is about £50 and will last you 5 years minimum.
For back/crack/sack: Shave 2-3 times a week in the shower with a good cartridge razor. I replace my cartridge about every 4th time cause I'm really cheap, and I don't notice any difference tbh. I use shower gel to help the blade glide. There are other options like waxing/epilating, but it's way too painful for me around this area.
I get cartridges from shaveclubuk for this. You get 4 cartidges for £5 a month.
Exfoliate everything you've shaved/epilated in the shower with a scrunchy/loofah/mitt/scrub, and use a cocoa butter body moisturiser afterwards. You can get a bottle that'll last a month for £5. Not only does it prevent spots and bumps but it smells amazing.
For an extra 2 hours a week of skincare, £60 initial investment and £10 a month you can be qt 24/7.
Also if you want to keep your face looking young; wash/exfoliate/moisturise morning and night. A sensitive face wash with a face cloth is a good combo for washing and exfoliating. I use a sugar scrub every 3 days for a deeper clean. I'd recommend a Ritolin moisturiser if you can afford it. It evens out your complexion and is a fucking miracle aging cure. I'm 23, looked about 20 before I started using ritolin and now I could pass for a goddamn pre-pubescent. It's nuts how this stuff isn't a bigger deal. It does make your skin more sensitive to the sun though, so use a daycream with some SPF-15 or whatever you need.
Oh I almost forgot facial hair. Get one of the double edged, old-style safety razors. Then get shaving soap and a bristle brush. You can get 100 blades for about £10 which'll last you a good 1-2 years. It's better for your skin as it'll reduce the number of blades scraping against it and you can do it more often because your skin won't need as long to recover from it.
Of course this all has the side-effect of making you vain, insufferable and girly and you'll never want a not qt girly bf again but if you're reading this you're already pretty far down the rabbit-hole anyway.
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No.381988
>>381881
Thanks for the advice, I'll give it a shot in a couple weeks when I have a bit more money.
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No.382062
>>381877
>just seems like an assertion you can't really back up outside of anecdotes in my opinion.
Then you have a shit opinion tbh
>>381879
I mean stability for actual people, cucks don't count. Being a cuck isn't even being in a real relationship anyway.
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No.382103
>>382062
You should give the anecdote about how you got e-cucked and don't like e-whores anymore tbh
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No.382121
>>382062
Yeah ok that's great and all, but your perfect and pure super-virgin partner is going to have no idea what the fuck they want. You limit yourself to someone with low or no experience and all you're doing is basically setting yourself up for disappointment as it turns out they're terrible in bed and their attachment to you is temporary. When the honeymoon period cools and you have to deal with one another's inevitable neuroses, will you have the ability to stick it out, and will you have the ability to keep things interesting enough for them not to get bored?
Better the bull or the cucker than the cucked.
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No.382159
>>382062
Y'all need some honey for that bitterness.
t. e-whore with a qt-bf
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No.382165
>>382121
>perfect
>super-virgin
I like how you think the only alternative to being a straight up whore is to be a perfect angel virgin.
>as it turns out they're terrible in bed
How would this even be relevant? Who gives a shit if they're bad in bed? Sex isn't all that important, and they can learn anyway.
You're assuming a lot here. Just because I wouldn't date a whore doesn't mean I will only date virgins who have no experience.
>>382159
You say that now, but it always goes the same way with whores.
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No.382167
>>382165
>How would this even be relevant?
Of course it's relevant you plonker. If sex wasn't important to you, if physical attraction and intimacy wasn't important to you, you wouldn't be on this, 8chan's top gay board. Everything you've been talking about so far has all been about not sullying yourself and all this devotion to one person stuff, about how if you put yourself out there online, that's equivalent to being a whore. That's all in regards to sex, idiot. If sex wasn't important, you wouldn't be posting, so don't try to pull that "Oh I don't care about sex, whatever" crap because we know it's a big load.
>I like how you think the only alternative to being a straight up whore is to be a perfect angel virgin.
You're the one narrowing down the definition of what constitutes a real relationship, now you're trying to blame me for your dichotomy. Stop projecting.
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No.382168
>>382167
Physical attraction and intimacy is important, but that doesn't mean being bad in bed is important.
>you wouldn't be on this, 8chan's top gay board.
And why not? This is sadly the least slutty gay community that I'm aware of. This board is a fucking shithole, but everywhere else is even worse so I'm stuck here.
>about how if you put yourself out there online, that's equivalent to being a whore.
You can put yourself out there without being a whore.
>That's all in regards to sex, idiot.
Not really. It's in regards to being a shitty person with a shitty personality.
>If sex wasn't important
Sex is great, and I admit a relationship without sex wouldn't work. But it's not so important that being bad at sex should ruin a relationship.
>You're the one narrowing down the definition of what constitutes a real relationship
Yeah, not being a whore lol
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No.382170
>>382168
>This board is a fucking shithole, but everywhere else is even worse so I'm stuck here.
No you're not, you can always just go. You're not trapped here, you choose to be here, and you choose to pout about it like a bitch. You make these choices on your own, nobody forces you, so don't act like it's some cruel, inevitable fate which brought you to this point.
>You can put yourself out there without being a whore.
Yeah right up until the point at which you prove you're sexually attractive, at which point apparently you're a whore. Great thinking.
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No.382171
>>382170
>you can always just go
Go where? Please direct me to a better community and I will gladly move there.
>>Yeah right up until the point at which you prove you're sexually attractive
>sending a normal picture of yourself to someone you are talking to is the same as posting your dick and ass publicly for attention from creepy pervs
Okay.
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No.382172
>>382171
>Go where? Please direct me to a better community and I will gladly move there.
Anywhere. Being a part of any community is a privilege, not a right. We don't have to babysit you and your bad attitude just because you're bitter everywhere else, too.
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No.382174
>>382172
>Being a part of any community is a privilege, not a right.
Sorry mom, please don't take away my /cuteboys/ license!
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No.382175
>>382174
Better, now go clean your room.
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No.382176
>>382174
I just want you to know I accept your apology, thank you.
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No.382196
>>382160
Tell me about cockwizard! Why does he wear the mask?
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No.382197
>>382196
If I take it off, will he die?
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No.382201
>>382187
What are you looking for importantly?
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No.382229
>>381881
Anywhere to get that ritolin moisturizer stuff?
Tried searching it on amazon and couldn't find anything but some kinda buttermilk stuff.
Also any tips for helping with a beard shadow?
I got really pale skin but dark hair, its been hell trying to get it to go away entirely.
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No.382255
>>382229
Sorry my dyslexia kicked in. I meant retinol. I use this stuff:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Retinol-Face-Cream-Hyaluronic-GUARANTEED/dp/B077YKDPXG
I don't have much experience with facial hair since mines is quite light and easy to manage. My first thought is waxing but if you've got a shadow then it's gonna be really thick and will probably be pretty painful if a professional doesn't do it.
I think the best thing would be laser hair removal. You can buy one to do it at home, fair warning though it's pretty expensive. I've got this one:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B01M4RDSV9
It works by attacking the darkness of your hair follicles, so if you've got a light complexion and dark hair it's perfect for you.
You use it once every 2 weeks until you're happy but you do need to top up every now otherwise it can come back like before. I've never used it for more than 3 at a time so I can't attest to total hair removal but it made my crotch and butt crack hair a lot sparser after 3 treatments.
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No.382271
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No.382283
>>382271
It's cockwizard going on another sperg spree, just filter his posts like most people have done and wait till it gets deleted, the idiot does this manually so if you know what you're doing you can just filter it and never see his posts
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No.382284
>>382283
lol fair enough, is there a way to filter by image?
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No.382288
>>382284
I hope so, that way I can filter you and your avatarfagging.
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No.382290
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No.382300
>>382283
Is there even any proof that cockwizard is doing this or are people just trying to find a reason to hate the guy? From what I've been told by my bf who hangs out in a lot of twink/femboy discords there's some mega autist who has a big hate boner for a lot of cuteboys and such, trying to fuck with them and impersonate them. It seems more like a case of some autist trying to pose as cockwizard more than anything.
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No.382303
>>382300
Admin themselves has said the spammer's IP isn't cockwizard. It's just some fat, closeted fag, hating on what he can't be or have.
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No.382305
>>382187
how about discord? if youre in the uk we could talk :D
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No.382683
how do I even make new friends irl, when everyone around me is straight and has gf?
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No.383030
>>382683
Why does them being straight and having a gf matter?
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No.384107
Why are people meantioning garbage like grindr but not okcupid?
Just met someone there and we already have a date.
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No.384116
>>381509
>email everyone in area
>wait for response
>if they should not creepy send butt pics
>they approve
>go on date
>hit it off
>sex after first date
>am now married to him years later
That is how you get boyfriend from my experience.
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No.384129
>>382683
I'm st8 with GF. No sex in months. She has bad hangups about sex.
If the right person came along, I'd be out the door with them.
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No.384167
>>381664
Tell me. Why are you spoiling your cute legs? You can make the beard with a stylus, you can cut a paper sheet. Why do you choose to cut your nice legs?
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No.388350
>>381664
Ik vind die wonden erg mooi
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No.388367
I'd love to have a cute boy to snuggle with in the uk but i'm still so insecure that i only talk to other boys over discord
i long for something sweet and personal though
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No.388368
>>381509
I want to have boyfriend too but I am too shy to even create profile on dating site. How to stop being shy? :(
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No.388389
>>388368
be my shy qt bf instead
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No.391660
>>388368
I'm writing this too late but if you won't make an account on a dating site you will never get a bf ever.It isn't a very big thing just think about that that many people just like you makes an account to find his perfect one.Even If you would fail countless times atleast you tried. :)
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No.391662
>>384167
honestly cause it feels good
the immediate pain is a great stress relief, the nild stinging isjust a nice feeling throughout the day and the feeling of someone pulling on my freshly cut thighs during sex is amazing
>>388350
dank je
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No.415371
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