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How do we trick/force /pol/ into accepting elves and east asian girls?
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No.8491
>>8165
Hum hum hum. Let's see.
Celestial Elf
Conquered
Teenager
Submissive/Friendly/Obsessive
Metal Shackles
Clear Rune
Sorcerer Rune
Maid Outfit/Casual Clothing
Fatherly
Firm
Reprimand/Isolation/Flogging (Really need broader options here. I'd prefer very heavy/uncomfortable bondage itself as a punishment. Spanking/Beating/Flogging are different levels of the same thing. Some are very specific, others are too broad. Pillories should be expanded to "Humiliation". Branding and Amputation could be rolled into "Disfigurement".)
Craftsman (housekeeping) / Craftsman (culinary) / Sorcery
Sorcery
Journal, Plushie, Trinkets, Picture Book, Cloak, Free Time, Outings, Furniture
Celestial Elf - Nullify, Telepathy, Tranquility
Magical Training (Sorcery Profession) - Heal, Treatment, Cleanse
Sorcerer Rune - Empathy, Raise Dead
There. That's my recipe for my daughteru/assistant/maid/companion/sex slave.
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No.8507
>>8491
Yes! Humiliation is always good in cuckqueaning context
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No.8514
>>8507
What other punishments would you add?
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No.8667
>>8484
someone who likes bedtime stories?
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No.8696
>>8484
Don't know but Romans used to enslave Greeks to be taught history.
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No.8926
>>8253
Do you happen to have the source?
>>8484
People used to raise house slaves to handle basic paperwork for them. Supposedly, a few well-intentioned owners might have genuinely wanted to uplift slaves gradually with education on more subjects, but it's really hard to determine how common that attitude was. Some states made teaching slaves illegal out of fear they'd forge documents making it easier to escape.
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No.9184
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No.9200
All this talk reminds me of a /tg/ screen capture I don't think I managed to save. It was a >greentext post or two writefagging sci fi colonization/population using elves or elf stand-ins. Like he was one of very few human males on the planet and all the elves just wanted to be his friend/lover. If anyone has that I'd be tickled pink.
Have some elf stuff I could scrounge up.
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No.9206
>>8484
Aristotles was a Slave, to teach Alexander. Despite his Slave status he had acess to the high life.
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No.9207
>>9200
>dem screencaps
How the fuck am I supposed to ever find IRL amusing in any way after that?
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No.9372
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No.9373
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No.9672
>>5825
It might help if asian girls weren't incredibly two-faced.
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No.9706
>>9672
Show us where the asian girl touched you anon.
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No.9715
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No.9877
This whole thread is hilarious and good world building. I think I found a picture of one of you, and a few other pics missing from this thread.
>>6154
Pretty sure that's a rifle in your pic, not an elf.
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No.9879
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No.9882
>>9715
>those screencaps
Christ my sides!
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No.9883
>>9877 (Checked)
Thank you. It worked out much better than we originally planed. It has been so nice to see all of us humans working together to achieve our common goals.
I noticed the OP pic got lost. Does anyone have it? I have everything else apart from that. Even the original PSD is missing. My suspicion falls on dwarf interference with this "computer" as we call it.
>>9715
Not literally I hope. I know some asian girls are hardcore, but to go so far as to harvest you amygdala is extreme to say the least. Maybe you should post about it in the interracial thread because this thread is about elves and really has nothing to do with asian girls at all. Honestly I don't know where you got that idea.
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No.9884
>>9883
>I noticed the OP pic got lost. Does anyone have it?
Hrm. I tried posting it, but the thread recognizes it as already being there, so it won't let me.
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No.9885
>>9884
And now the original is showing up for me. Weird.
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No.9886
>>9884
>>9885
How mysterious
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No.9896
>>9886
Are you elfmagicking on the thread?
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No.9901
This elf girl, Ephi, is from some kids show called Marcus Level about a boy trapped in a video game. Even though the show has no fans as soon as they found out an elf was involved the drawfags on /co/ started making lewds of her.
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No.9902
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No.9903
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No.9904
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>9903
As for a cuckquean angle, you can see her getting jealous over a human princess the main boy is lusting over in this episode (each episode takes place in a different type of video game, this one is a dating sim).
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No.9906
>>9901
>>9902
>>9903
Fucking knifears are deserve to be raped, too bad it's impossible to rape the willing.
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No.9910
>>9896
No, I'm not an elf.
>>9901
How do we get these "drawfags" to create artworks for us? They are a species I have not heard of before.
>>9906
Ah, getting worked up? Elves are intelligent creatures and can convincingly roleplay any scenario.
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No.9912
>>9910
Drawfags are aberrant humans possessing a distinct magical talent for creating visual creations, usually of lewdness. Getting them to make things usually involves capturing their pot of gold and guessing their name.
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No.10012
>>6314
>/pol/
>having a girlfriend
on a side note, do cuckqueens still sleep with their boyfriends/husbands?
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No.10015
>>9912
A strange ritual to be sure, but if it must be done to summon them here, so be it.
>>10012
It's fine to do that occasionally provided your elves are not neglected. Please refrain from insulting /pol/.
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No.10018
>>10015
Quality caption. I like the idea of the vixen being the one to initiate the relationship.
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No.10019
>>10018
Thank you but it had a typo rendering it nothing but litterfall. Here is the fixed version. Yes, sometimes elves have to be more forward with humans, especially those already in a relationship. We have seen these human males can be reluctant on occasion.
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No.10100
>>9910
> No, I'm not an elf.
>>9912 replies to >>9910
>>10015 replies to >>9912 and posts picture
>>10019 posts correction to picture from >>10015
> Yes, sometimes elves have to be more forward with humans, especially those already in a relationship. We have seen these human males can be reluctant on occasion.
Knife-ear, own web of deception, caught.
>>10015
You know that human-male-on-human-female is how more humans are produced, right?
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No.10113
>>5830
>Loyal
Loyal… Oh my fucking God I need a Void Master to find my sides once again as you are the biggest bunch of sluts out of all species. Even other Semen Demons shake their head in shame to your degeneracy.
Also stop leaving your fucking elven propaganda in my mailbox before I kick your ass with the force of Mars itself!
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No.10115
>>10100 (Eggs Counted)
I meant we collectively as anons based on our observations of this thread.
>how more humans are produced
Being human of course I know that. Any elf knows that too and it's been mentioned many times so far in this thread. One of the reasons why the human females are revered by elves is that ability on top of all their other positive qualities. I don't know if you're talking down to me to make some kind of point of if you genuinely think I'm an idiot. I'll have you know I've studied for many years at Farthyra Academy under Aerith Fenmoira and Zaleria Ulasalor.
>>10113
We need men to control some of the more wayward elves. Rules, routine, training and so on have been talked about here. No one is claiming every elf is innocent. They're all different. But remember a lot of them are total innocents and look up to and are fascinated by humans.
By "propaganda" you mean educational materials I assume. If you prefer to keep a closed mind and not learn new things then that's your prerogative. However I think the elves have a lot of good points.
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No.10119
>>10115
And yes I make a lot of typos but I'm only human.
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No.10120
>>10119
What human isn't using a typo-proof keyboard these days?
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No.10121
>>10115
Here's the thing. I don't mind the fascination but don't think I have no idea on your so called 'educational' materials or in this sense the hidden populace monopoly you're scheming. I mean a submissive can literally flip the role to dominance knowing just what Partner X wants and needs. I mean the whole training and servitude to extend your knowledge and family tree sounds almost to shadowed genocide by the result 'outbreeding' the human females and keeping other races afar. I know I sound like I'm going on like I've been watching one too many 'The Twilight Zone' films but it seems to be a really, Really blurred catch-22 you're not dropping.
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No.10122
>>10120
I have the same problem with my incantations as I do with typing: using the wrong word or putting them in the wrong order. The spelling itself is fine. At least with making posts it's not that much of a problem, but do the same with an incantation? Untold chaos, and the clean up takes hours. Maybe I am out of touch with the modern methods to deal with this so forgive me. I would appreciate any information you have on these keyboards.
>>10121
You read way more into it than is there and then start using words like "genocide". Why would an elf whose dreams and sexual fantasies revolve around humans want that? The only reason why I'm replying to you is because I think you've led yourself down a logical path due to not understanding what's been said here. It is healthy to be suspicious and to questions things. You're thinking why would elves want to serve humans and what do they get out of it? You could say the same about any submissive.
This thread has suggested lots of ways to control elves. As long as they aren't going to be abused most elves accept those measures. There's no definitive agreement yet but here are some: registering and monitoring them, placing them only with human couples, and limiting their rights even to the extreme of slavery if necessary. Many elves will accept this and in fact desire to be a slave to their ideal human couple. As a human my opinion is that elf girls should be placed under strict control and should be subject to harsh domestic discipline as well as frequent sexual training.
Some people say ban interbreeding all together, others say limit it, but one thing is for sure: no elf of any kind can ever be on the same level as a human.
Some human women want multiple elf vixens, and if every couple was the same then there'd by more elf girls than human women eventually, but they're not the same. In reality the majority of women are not interested in being a cuckquean in the first place. In my opinion though, and I'm not speaking for anyone else here, I think if a man wants elf girls then his wife should accept it.
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No.10255
>>8025
>Irreversibly damage a tender maiden
Why this?
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No.10564
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No.10588
>Be elf girl
>Live in a house with your human master and his wife
>You just adore being their slave; you remember when you were young and 'free'
>Living in the woods, dirty, covered in bug bites, half-starved, and hiding
>Your father was insistent that you learn elven culture, language, and history, but it all seemed so pointless; what did it matter if you remembered it all if you were miserable and hiding in the woods?
>One day, while your parents were off foraging, you packed your meager possessions and set off for civilization
>You stumbled across a human family camping in the woods
>Their modern tent was far superior to your tattered, stained tent, and they had flashlights and a propane stove instead of just building a fire
>Good food, clean water that didn't make you sick, nice clothes, comfortable bedding, little devices that played music, steel knives instead of pieces of flint…
>You walked into the camp and submitted to the teenage son when he laid claim to you
>You've never regretted it since
>Years later and your master is in his thirties, married, and has three wonderful children; you still find yourself amazed at having light when you flick a switch, running water, tv, air conditioning, soap…
>You consider it only fair to serve your master with every fiber of your body and soul
>Massaging your mistress, looking after the children, cooking, cleaning, sewing… you're so busy, and it's still not enough to repay master for the wonderful life he's given you!
>The little ones have been put to bed, and you join your master and mistress in their bed
>You marvel at the miracle growing within mistress' belly, heavy with another child gifted by your master
>You'll never know the pleasure of bearing your master's child, no matter how often he fucks you, like he's doing now
>He had you sterilized long ago, so you can never get pregnant
>It's a good thing; this way you'll never pollute his proud human lineage with your dirty elf genes
>You sigh with pleasure as master releases his seed deep within you, then snuggle up between master and mistress, luxuriating in the feeling of clean, soft linen and the warmth of their loving bodies
>Aren't humans wonderful?
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No.10608
>>10588 (Checked)
This story had some nice elements but some other parts I didn't like and have to point out.
>Living in the woods, dirty, covered in bug bites, half-starved, and hiding
This is a bit ridiculous. Elves live in harmony with nature.
>One day, while your parents were off foraging, you packed your meager possessions and set off for civilization
What about her parents? From their point of view who knows what happened to their daughter. Terrible. Most elves are happy giving their daughters to humans so what is going on here?
>He had you sterilized long ago
This is against the wishes of earth mother and quite cruel.
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No.10788
>>6015
its the brown elves that live in caves, blue elves are night elves. you can tell by the white hair. how many blond pacific islanders have you met?
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No.18747
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No.18763
polite sage for thread repair
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No.19676
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No.20768
>>9879
that maid's look of dismay made me giggle uncontrollably
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