No.10605 [View All]
Because the previous elf thread at >>5825 met the bump limit.
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No.16082
>>16081
Actually, only a human would admit to being a human.
Elves are too proud
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No.16083
>>16082
What do elves have to be proud of? They're basically just over-glorified onaholes for human cock.
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No.16084
>>16083
Elves are a proud race who have many contributions to this world.
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No.16085
>>16084
Yeah as cocksleves.
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No.16086
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No.16087
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No.16089
>>16086
Why so personally offended "human"? Tounge not as sharp as your ears?
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No.16090
>>16089
Are you accusing me of being a filthy ELF? Elves are too proud to post in such a place.
>>16087
This is unfair
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No.16091
>>16090
>E-elves would never be somewhere as filthy as this! We're far too proud to go on a board about getting cucked by human men!
Lol
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No.16092
>>16091
What are you implying, filthy human?
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No.16093
>>16092
You're either an elf or a LARPER, I don't know which is more disgusting.
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No.16095
>>16092
Fishing for spankings isn't a very dignified thing for an elf to do.
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No.16096
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No.16149
Holy sh*t I found the source of OPs image by accident >>10605
It’s a great comic mixing plot, BDSM, etc. (And elves ofc)
http://buttsmithy.com/archives/comic/p-491
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No.16150
>>16149
But this time I’ll upload the right picture.
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No.16151
>>16149
Yeah, Alfie's pretty good. Unfortunately, it's been on hiatus for a few months.
The one the artist did about slutty aliens was good, too: http://incase.buttsmithy.com/comic/xenobiology-pg-01/
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No.16152
>>16151
>Something about the chemistry of the human body makes us go crazy
So, space elves basically..
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No.16154
>>16149
>Alright, that is one cute goat.
>Ain't she pleasant to look at?
I-is he gonna fuck the goat?
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No.16158
>>16154
Looks like you have no choice but to read hundreds of pages of porn/plot to find out.
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No.16161
>>16150
FUCK ELVES!
NON-SEXUALLY
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No.16162
>>16161
What, like financially? I'm not a fan of findom though.
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No.16164
>>16154
>>16158
It's worth reading. The HobbitMom parts aren't as interesting, but MainHobbit sections (which is most of it) are great. I won't spoil any potential goat fucking. Which is a sentence I didn't expect to write today.
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No.16167
>>16161
So… what, you gotta be all business about it? That doesn't seem like much fun.
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No.16169
So what's the hotter kind of elf. The one that knows their place or those that actually believes they're superior somehow?
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No.16170
>>16169
Knows their place. Fiction is filled with uppity snob elves. Not that interesting. Unless she can properly be shown the error of her ways (through dickin').
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No.16171
>>16169
>implying a difference
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No.16175
>>16060
Their lips finally part, and Clara sighs pleasantly and rests her head on Master's chest. She closes her eyes and hums softly to no particular tune, while her fingers lightly feel around his shoulders.
"You're… not under the impression that we're done, are you?" Master asks her, noting her overly relaxed demeanor. I'm glad he said it! As pretty as Miss Clara looks, laying there like a satisfied cat, no one's even brought out Master's cock yet. Clearly we aren't finished.
She snickers playfully and rests her chin on his chest, looking up at him, "Oh, was there something you wanted from me?"
"Act coy all you want, your position makes it impossible for you to pretend you don't know," Master snickers back, pointing a finger and touching the tip of her nose with it, "If you want to play hard to get, I think you'll find there's others on this very bed who are more than willing to take over your role."
I restrain myself from volunteering.
"Mmm, going to make your elf into your girlfriend? Or the demon? I didn't know you were such a deviant," she jokes with him, and I blush hotly.
"You absolutely did know that" he remarks, and they laugh together.
"Maybe I had an inkling," she grins widely, reaching a hand underneath herself to do what can only be the unfastening of Master's pants.
"Are you going to…?" I realize too late that I've said it out loud.
"I was considering it," Clara looks at me, while visibly pulling Master's cock from his pants. I have to remind myself to breath while I watch her fingers dance on it.
"Was there some reason I shouldn't?" she asks, her hand opening.
"No!" three voices of lesser species say, almost in unison.
"That sounds like a unanimous vote, Clara, looks like there's no turning back," Master shrugs, displaying that it is clearly out of his hands. I'm glad that he recognizes the inevitability.
She slides down his body, and promptly runs her tongue up the length of his shaft. Master makes the cutest moans. I remind myself to breathe again.
She kisses the head of his cock slowly, while looking directly into my eyes, "I think I'm going to need some help, here. Lorelei, Lucy, would you be dears and get him started for me?" she asks in a sly tone.
I think she'll have no trouble handling Master's cock, but I am far from rejecting her request. I'm actually moving before she finishes speaking.
"You too, Piper," she follows up with.
His eyes are like dinner plates, "M-me? You're… you don't mean that you want me to…"
"No, no, sweetie," she waves her hand as she pulls back from Master a little. He sighs in relief.
"But I want you to watch. Some males would have a certain expertise, from being on the receiving end. Since elf boys don't get that expertise, I want you to learn from the girls," she explains, "So that you can know what you're doing in the future."
The dinner plate eyes return, and he looks a little pale. What kind of elf balks at the prospect of serving such a beautiful human male? He's almost a species traitor, if I'm honest. But I can't be bothered with that right now. I press my lips to the head of Master's cock and slowly open them, starting to ease downwards as I lock eyes with him.
And then I'm abruptly shoved aside, and I'm greeted by the image of Lucy opening wide and sinking her lips all the way down to the hilt of his cock, like it's nothing, and starting to work back and forth. That it looks like it feels amazing for Master doesn't change the fact that she ruined the moment, and is a total bitch.
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No.16178
>>16175
>piper getting involved
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No.16182
>>16178
He won't. At least not on this board.
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No.16185
>>16178
Good, good. Let the jealousy flow through you!
That is why you're here after all.
>Complains about the gay community
>Right after getting off to two girls going at it
But I get what you mean
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No.16186
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No.16188
>>16185
>acknowledges purity of forbidden love
>hates the kikes
>but realized that albanimals and fucking leafs are even worst
>are pro-polygyny
MEMRI TV is too pure for this world.
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No.16189
>>16178
Is it normal to be bored by femboys in fiction? Not disgusted or anything, just enervated and resigned? Because I am.
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No.16191
>>16189
Depends on the way they're implemented, how much you're exposed to it, and of course, your sexual interest. If you have no use for them, sexually, obviously they wouldn't be interesting. Similarly, if they're used in roles you don't care for, or seem to be everywhere to you, that would wear out any tolerance you could have had.
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No.16199
>>16188
>MEMRI TV is too pure for this world
Memri TV is Jewish, you dumb elf.
They're only the ones doing the translating of Arabic shows to shine a light on the antisemitism going on there. The shows itself are from other tv channels, Memri just adds English subtitles to the juicy ones in the hopes of Jews getting more sympathy from the West.
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No.16200
>>16199
>implying kikes are capable for such bantz
If that was the case (((Hollywood))) "comedies" would not be pure scatology.
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No.16210
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No.16211
Would elven girls compete with each other for human men or work together? And if they competed how hard would the competition be? I like to think families would compete with each other to attract a single human for all the girls in it, basically filling elven society with ready made harems.
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No.16215
>>16211 (Checked)
Elf girls are different from each other like human women are. Some are competitive, others are more about cooperation. If an elf has strong compersive feelings she'll want to share with other elves but that doesn't mean she won't prioritise her own sisters or friends.
There are elves who'll be very competitive, even with a human mistress. For some human couples having a very feisty headstrong elf is exactly what they need.
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No.16269
>>16175
"Now, Lucy, you're going to have to learn how to share," Clara tightly grabs a handful of hair from the back of Lucy's head, and forcefully pulls her back from his cock, leaving it glistening with moisture while the position makes her gasp for air, "You act like that cock belongs to you. In truth, you belong to it. Lorelei, could you take over?"
"Mmfkay," I mumble out, my lips already around the head.
Once again, I struggle to fit him into my mouth. I fare a little better than last time, but my little elf mouth is poorly equipped to service a human, as much as I hate to admit it. How exactly did he fit this thing in my ass without killing me?
"That's it, just do your best, dear," Clara says, giggling as I struggle. It's a little patronizing, but coming from a beautiful human, that's okay.
Lucy is, naturally, just glaring like she's plotting revenge, while she's held like a captive. I'm glad to know Miss Clara will be firm with her, though I hope this doesn't come back to haunt me.
"Don't go too fast or suck too hard, Lorelei, I only need him ready, you aren't there to get him off," she corrects me. In truth, Master is quite prepared, and I suspect this is more about her showing her place above us as servants. But I'm not exactly one to complain about getting a chance to please Master, or being shown dominance by Clara.
"That'll be enough," she tells me, a hand lightly touching my collarbone and easing me back. She releases Lucy as well, promptly crawling past us.
She sits straddled over Master's stomach, leaning down to kiss him. His arms coil around her, moving down to grasp her rear. We're, all three of us, given of her drenched pussy sitting right beside his cock, standing like a stone. Is it really happening now? Part of me is tempted to just grab it and shove it into her right there. It would be easy.
Of course, I don't. That I considered it might mean I'm spending too much time around Lucy. Though, that she doesn't either might mean she's really learning her place. Or at least fears the repercussions enough. Piper doesn't do anything like that, but I've never known elf boys to have those kinds of balls. And I'm not even sure he wants this as much as he should. It must be hard living with a woman like Clara, knowing you'll never get to be inside this beautiful pussy. But there should be a vicarious joy in this. A proper elf, male or female, should be eager to see Master force his way into her, but some elves aren't proper, as much as I hate to admit it.
Miss Clara parts her lips from Master's and sits up on her knees, leaning back so that she's right over top of his hips. I take a deep breath, and hold it.
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No.16291
>>16175
>>16269
It really does seem like it's happening.
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No.16355
>>16269
I’m too impatient. We need to set up W2s, 401ks, etc. so you can write full time.
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No.17166
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No.17299
>>12238
>she does chores to get her way
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No.17451
>>15267
>My feet don't reach the pedals, and I can barely see over the dash.
just how tall is lorelei?
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No.17944
>>11148
Holy shit, my dick is diamonds. Thanks anon.
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No.18759
>>11753
> "Well, I guess that's the perk of having a physiology so damn warped you have to use psyker powers just to stay alive."
> I turn back to the Sister. The look on her face is priceless.
> "At least you're human, how about a hug?"
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No.18760
>>15811
> THEN DEMONS COME OUT OF IT
NEEDS MOAR METAL!
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No.18786
I finally have a motive for elves willingly joining human society as slaves: their own impulsive nature. Elves can give orders, elves can take orders, but elves cannot take orders from themselves. If they try, their own impulsive nature will cause them to wander from the path as distractions arise and they can of course change their own orders.
In nature, elves rely on their villages for direction, but elves are impulsive with little willpower. It really does take a village to keep an elf on course for anything. Humans are much stronger-willed and can take orders form themselves, ignoring distractions along the way and maintaining a goal.
When humans and elves meet, well, elves suddenly experience influences much stronger than they've ever felt before: a single human has willpower greater than an entire elf village and can actually focus that willpower on a single goal, unlike the elf village that is constantly pulled in every which way by the impulsive nature of its inhabitants. What is there for elves to do but submit?
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No.19685
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