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e557c5 No.729553

This is a thread for people on the internet who had one glorious meltdown or funny moment, but eventually either had a redemption arc or fell into obscurity.

>This nigga was a hoarder alcoholic who cooked using his toilet seat as a grill

>Eventually burned his apartment down

>Moved to a nicer apartment and got sober, now nobody gives a shit

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bf39d5 No.729582

Fuck off Butt Pirate Bryan.

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e557c5 No.729632

>>729582

I don't know the guy's name so this video was the quickest way for me to dig it up.

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3e465b No.729841

So basically

>thread for people who aren't even lolcows

>just got mad about something once

Really desperate for new cocks that isn't the same three cows discussed for years on end or IBS shit, eh?

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fce46f No.730048

>>729841

Shit's boring and the IronyBros, foxdicks, and Fuentes losers trying and failing like the autistic speds they are in trolling the board hasn't helped either.

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575d60 No.730139

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masaokis isn't a lolcow, he's a genius on the cutting edge of culinary thinking.

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e557c5 No.730192

File: 2e5affcacd5b9fb⋯.gif (818.25 KB,800x800,1:1,Activated Almonds.gif)

>>730048

Yeah, we're all fucking sick to death of eceleb bullshit leaking out of the cycling thread, so I figured a thread like this would be a good way to get back on track. A fun little thread where we laugh at weird shit that doesn't deserve it's own thread.

I like IBS shit sometimes, like when Sargon gets humiliated or the upcoming Kraut vs Metokur livestream, but I think we can all agree we're fucking sick of Youtuber bullshit that isn't funny or interesting.

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e557c5 No.730972

File: 0b79d35f1750eb8⋯.png (386.95 KB,719x515,719:515,SilentForeskins04.png)

File: 30f7b1c998a1fea⋯.png (499.03 KB,708x674,354:337,SilentForeskins09.png)

File: 038aafa7dce8ff9⋯.png (394.12 KB,722x497,722:497,SilentForeskins02.png)

If anybody remembers the AlexShephard drama that lasted a week, that was a blast.

A Silent Hill wikia mod who was obsessed with circumcision made like 70% of edits to the site, many of them just long, rambling screeds about how everything in the game was a metaphor for circumcision. It was weird.

Once people started calling him out, he stopped and ducked out, and all his edits were reversed. But it was fucking bizarre. Especially when you realize that in Japan, because they're virtually no Jewish or even Abrahamic influence on their culture, circumcision is completely unheard of and it's extremely unlikely a Jewish-inspired medical procedure that's mostly done as a scam to make money selling skin graffs would cause such outrage they'd bother centering an entire story around it.

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3835c9 No.731063

>>730972

>circumcision can harm the bond between mother and son […] it can have negative effects on the development of the human psyche

That's a curious reinterpretation of 19th century psychoanalysis and what happens when you let your kids use the internet way too much.

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e557c5 No.731122

File: 1ba2a8f38f93545⋯.png (527.54 KB,643x795,643:795,SilentForeskins.png)

File: e49c30a1cbdf6f7⋯.png (579.79 KB,599x652,599:652,SilentForeskins01.png)

File: 92cf137590eb838⋯.png (896.11 KB,1024x598,512:299,SilentForeskins05.png)

File: bb419fae1ebbaf0⋯.png (514.05 KB,640x762,320:381,SilentForeskins06.png)

>>731063

Everything dude posted reeked of a distinct lack of medical knowledge of any kind. Motherfucker talked about how cutting off foreskin causes neurological damage. There's no bodily mechanism for that to work. It's like saying cutting off your toe can make your stomach explode or something.

Man, I was so into this shit when it first dropped, I had like forty screencaps. I thought it would last longer than it did, instead it all blew over less than a week later and everyone moved on. Look at all the fucking shit I saved. Sad.

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e557c5 No.731140

File: 94201c97b3b7c01⋯.png (148.58 KB,598x222,299:111,SilentForeskins07.png)

File: 042c3698a389dea⋯.png (41.7 KB,737x67,11:1,SilentForeskins08.png)

>>731122

For the record, even though all his circumcision ranting was the catalyst for all the negative attention he got, it was far from the only thing he was nuts about.

On the Xenosaga wiki, he wrote fucking novel-length entries on the evils of Abrahamic religion, western civilization, America and society in general, obsessively cataloging every "wrong or genocidal" thing he believed the west ever did, making a virtual history of the entire world through the eyes of an angry sperg..

But of course, like an idiot. I never took any screencaps of that goodness. You'd probably have to go digging through the Xenosaga wiki for that goodness. All I fucking got was all the penis shit.

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fcead0 No.731713

>>729553

>>730192

>>730048

Anyone remember the old ass YouTube trolling communities from 2007 or perhaps earlier? Wattage Cat, Fried Chicken Trolling Crew, et cetera.

Those were the years when you could produce direct video responses to a specific user, and dialogues would occur from all these back-and-forth videos within the userbase. A result of these was the rise of YouTube trolls.

With the mass normalization of the internet and the subsequent rise in YouTube's popularity during 2007, people uninitiated with the seedier side didn't really know how to deal with trolls. Trolling was still a foreign concept to most of the internet, so it wasn't hard riling up users thinking YouTube was their safe space.

Some of the earliest lolcows and trolls I became familiar with cropped up during this era. Two of the more prominent trolling crews were the Second Life griefers The Patriotic Nigras and Fried Chicken Trolling Crew. Most of them have long since become inactive and YouTube's sanitization has effectively salted the earth, but the memory still lives on.

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dde328 No.731848

>>731713

Direct video responses were the shit, not even just for trolling. Youtube amazes me with how it was at its most feature rich when it was run by two random faggots with comparatively no money and workforce. Google comes in with more money than god and limitless H1B pajeets spaghetti code squads that stretch into infinity like they're a 40k army and can't manage to make the site not shit even as they want everyone to be on it so they can weaponize it against them. All the while they're bleeding money. If the old kikes saw the new kikes they'd wish the holocaust was real just to spare themselves the embarrassment of their lineage.

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454934 No.731854

>>730972

Fun fact. He still allow to edit the wiki page.

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f4ac46 No.731858

>>731140

Sounds like a top bloke.

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454934 No.731863

>>731140

>On the Xenosaga wiki, he wrote fucking novel-length entries on the evils of Abrahamic religion, western civilization, America and society in general, obsessively cataloging every "wrong or genocidal" thing he believed the west ever did, making a virtual history of the entire world through the eyes of an angry sperg

Sounds he one of the pagan larpers that hangs out on /pol/ that believes peaceful Vikings never had alcohol until Christians traded with them because Varg said so. Pagan larpers probably did more to ruined 8/pol/ than the 2016 election. There as many Varg fanboys on 8admin as trump humpers. The biggest untapped lulzcow community is probably the neopagan crowd in general. Either they are ether far left hippie vegan or Neet welfare Nazis larpers. There nothing in between.

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e557c5 No.740461

File: b29ef328f8c656d⋯.png (151.04 KB,421x500,421:500,1394183419002.png)

>>731854

Y-you serious?

Is he still making edits? It looks like most of the crazier stuff has been cleaned up.

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454934 No.757463

>>740461

He hasn’t made any new edits far as I know. But he moved on to random wiki pages.

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fcead0 No.757808

>>731848

I think the main problem is that the internet, as we knew it, can no longer exist in the political climate we have today especially now that the law is catching up.

Honest to God, I'm worried if another Democrat gets elected to the highest office.

>internet will be china tier

>another Neocon-sponsored war to avenge the Dems' collective egos for losing the 2016 election

>everything in women's lives will be subsidized by the government

>liberals will get even smugger, to the point where they act like anyone slightly right of center or even white is a slave

>endless redefinition of hate speech, hate crime, and so on

>prison sentences for shitposting

>blacks and other "minorities" still in poverty yet blaming whitey

>borders removed

>every single leftist treats Trump presidency as a Holocaust which "must never occur again" and will make sure to use it to guilt or suppress any opposing thought and justify further censorship.

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28bf52 No.757876

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>>729553

>Moved to a nicer apartment and got sober, now nobody gives a shit

I have some good news and some bad news.

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28bf52 No.757878

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>>757876

He's still got it, but he's never posted that often again.

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e557c5 No.758318

>>757808

and then we'll have another Yellow Vests situation again, where Macron did everything he promised to and everyone started rioting because they got exactly what they voted for. Shit happens.

But of course, that's off-topic.

>>757876

>>757878

Oh, dear. Well, I hope the guy is still sober. Looks like we've got some wacky times ahead.

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