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6a7e01 No.390427 [View All]

I'm surprise that no one has made something for this faggot.

As a recap for those that don't know about him or haven't kept a log on this neurotic fuck.

>He was contributor to TIME

>In the early 2000, it was revealed via WikiLeaks that he ran a child pornography site

>Hold a grudge against for WikiLeaks for year to come

>TIMES would like you to remember they had nothing to do with it, despite knowing about it and funding it.

>Kurt will send his lawyer to sue you, if you forget to mention that he saved those kids by running a pedo site.

>Becomes a pariah, fast forward to the elections and he's forgiven by trashing Trump.

>Become a darling once more.

>Then the infamous "I was watching tentacle porn with my son" event happened.

>Thanks in part to a sharp eye shit poster for catching this and pin pointing the work in question.

>It had no tentacle.

>Then another incident occurs, involving flash gifs, his "wife" take over his twitter to announce he had a SEIZURE.

>This is also event is also comes into question

>Kurt has a habit of lying, alot.

>The man that sent him the flashing gif get sue

>The court dismiss it.

>https://www.dallasnews.com/news/courts/2017/11/27/prosecutors-drop-federal-charge-man-accused-sending-tweet-set-dallas-journalists-seizure

>As vendictive as ever, Kurt is still pursuing it.

>Nothing happens for a bit, just Kurt lying and having minor sperging moment.

>Get involved in a minor fued between a tranny hooker and US veteran over comics and the tranny wishing that the veteran would have die.

>Kurt white knights the Vet get shit on by his core audience and the Vet because he know about his pedo, I mean saving children timeline.

>Kurt threatens to sue the Vet because of his opinion on him.

>Someone tip off Jim about Kurt.

>Jim does what he does best but find that this rabbit hole doesn't end with bike pumps shove up someone ass.

>Kurt is doing preemptive damage control

>Now Jim facing some deep state and the threat of a lolsuit

Forgive me, if my English is shit, I'm deaf and not a burger.

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d654bf No.395498

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>395438

What if Kurt himself is Die Strobenfuhrer?

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8b6b33 No.395513

>>395480

Go to Google's campus

It'd be fucking hilarious if it happened twice

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9b9939 No.395517

>>395513

Also livestream with superchats.

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d2bc03 No.395519

>>395498

This is anon's waifu, you caused a …….sieg heil

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66ad09 No.395573

>>390451

Kurt-kun is my waifu

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17d616 No.395618

>>390451

More oc should be sent to him. not that I have a twitter account or the time to make any, I just think it would be great if it happened more

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d613f2 No.395958

>>394741

How many imaginary friends does tentacle-kun have ?

-A Rabbi

-the CIA secret document givers

-A Psychiatrist

How nice must it be to have so many friends that always agree with you, and how mean of them to disappear when people ask evidence !

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c9f149 No.395980

File: 06aed25292f1151⋯.mp4 (3.96 MB,654x480,109:80,A TRIBUTE TO KURT EICHENWA….mp4)

Has this been posted yet?

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8fd526 No.396047

File: 49c4c528a3b0400⋯.jpg (90.77 KB,480x453,160:151,CIA convention.jpg)

>>395958

Well, to be fair, CIA is friend to all of us

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cd900b No.396097

>>394939

>so Kurt is just a compulsive liar

Well, he is a jew.

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3c0a2b No.396138

https://twitter.com/SaysSimonson/status/981947321544998912

Looks like old Kurt is now going for the

>Echenstrobing made me ill and those trolls don't care routine

Do you think he is now lying on a bed looking at the roof of his room and just in deep thought about how his career JUST went up in flames, tears in his eyes. His laptop next to him with Emails from all the contacts distancing themselves from him.

So what will be cause of death guys take ya bets

>Gunshot to the head(self inflicted) Then his wife finds him and instead of calling medical assistance she posts on twitter about how she is going to sue everyone.

>Overdose

>Anal prolapse from a dildo that he got off Jlist

>Murder his wife and kids, post on twitter how trolls did it.

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aa6d75 No.396155

>>396138

People have been telling him to get off twitter and get help ever since the Tucker incident, and again after the tentacle porn thing. The best thing he can do is leave Twitter, not demand people stop mocking him.

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468707 No.396157

>>395102

He's afraid to molest her.

>>395980

Are YTPs hate speech?

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d654bf No.396160

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>>396138

That guy works for the Daily Caller, Tucker's old website and still pretty close to him since he hired most of the staff that's working there now. Kurt hates the site with a passion and probably even considers it "Russian controlled."

My guess is his "Kurt is unwell" refers to Kurt foaming at the mouth (like he did to Tucker) rather than appearing to be broken down and pitiable. The way you might call a man yelling at a park bench "unwell."

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c9f149 No.396161

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>>396157

>Are YTPs hate speech?

Nah.

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3c0a2b No.396163

>>396160

Yea you are probably right. But it would be fun just to be able to see him mentally shut down.

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f2d741 No.396169

File: 0867b2cc65172f6⋯.png (13.96 KB,604x158,302:79,cough.png)

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8603ea No.396188

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>>396138

>a jew

>reflecting on his actions or possessing even a thimbleful of self-awareness or shame

anon I

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3c0a2b No.396200

>>396188

It is okay to dream right. I just want to see the good in people. But deep down i know the truth about the Jew.

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aa6d75 No.396348

His book is coming out soon. Who want's to bet all this is a ploy to get sales?

>The internet is mean to me and I tried killing myself, buy my book.

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a9b7f0 No.396370

Kurt's one of those people you don't believe is real. How can one person be this much of a fuck up?

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d654bf No.396373

>>396348

Oh that's assumed. Kurt's schtick is that he's always one step ahead of everyone:

> Tucker I'm here to pass on a message from the CIA

> I deliberately claimed I worked for Vanity Fair and MSNBC so I could provoke trolls on my "feed" so they could be automatically banned. I no longer see them!

This was his most recent one:

>>395382

> I attacked Kyle from Parkland so people would send animated gifs at me and the Dallas Prosecutor's Office and FBI would be able to arrest them all.

Kurt's entire life is "ha ha ha I was only pretending."

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17dc42 No.396468

>https://www.dallasnews.com/news/courts/2017/11/27/prosecutors-drop-federal-charge-man-accused-sending-tweet-set-dallas-journalists-seizure

This article is pathetic, and simply reiterates Kurt's lies as if they're actually true.

He has a long history of blaming seizures for his bad behavior and there is no good reason to believe he isn't just lying about a seizure, yet again.. In fact, he literally claimed he forgot about running a child porn site because of a seizure.

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d613f2 No.396516

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>>396468

Do not expect journalism as soon as anything becomes remotely subjective.

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00ff93 No.396564

>>396161

Well, tweet him some spadinner then.

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c9f149 No.396601

>>396564

My tweeter is suspended because it's not verified. I am not giving them a phone number.

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ffa570 No.396707

File: ced5eedeb87f58c⋯.png (71.74 KB,670x502,335:251,eichenwald3.png)

File: fff17026f0f25dd⋯.png (48.09 KB,642x334,321:167,eichenwaldtweet.png)

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17dc42 No.396718

>>396707

The fact that Kurt is a pathological liar is probably why the prosecutor dropped the case. He did Kurt a favor and possibly saved him from being prosecuted for perjury by lying under oath.

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97b8af No.396761

>>396718

the case isnt dropped, just the cyberstalking charge, he still carries a 1st degree assault with a deadly gif + hate crime

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17dc42 No.396853

>>396761

He should really be asked under oath about previous cases where he's made up seizures. Nobody who heard that he's claimed seizures caused him to run a child porn site and then forget it would believe his other wild stories.

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7aa955 No.396857

Imagine destroying your own career because you're too fucking egotistical to ignore trolls.

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17dc42 No.396915

>>396857

It is the way of the cow. Usually, genuine lolcows didn't have a career in the first place, but this guy destroyed his career because he went insane after being owned by Tucker Carlson.

He'd always been a little nutty but gotten away with it because of his position as a member of the media elite.

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2b3ba3 No.396982

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>>391568

Please Jim, don't let it end with Kurt!

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aa6d75 No.396988

>>396982

You're a bit late, he's making a Johnathan Ross vid.

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4f6003 No.396997

File: ce04ae66595d60e⋯.gif (1.83 MB,320x240,4:3,I don't believe you.gif)

>>391568

>And now Jim keeps mentioning that this might be his last video because of the legal repercussions.

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55d84a No.397008

>>396982

You think Jim will be stopped by some moron? Jim will push through

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b9b86b No.397066

>>396601

Holy shit, twitter has gone asscancerous recently.

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ec1141 No.397106

File: 4a9d46f44a407af⋯.jpg (50.63 KB,500x625,4:5,4a9d46f44a407af1fb6feb8c55….jpg)

>>397066

>recently

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b45331 No.545785

File: fe68dacd2522107⋯.jpg (78.77 KB,480x854,240:427,IMG_20180920_141530.jpg)

File: 8d23b2d5f139e38⋯.jpg (78.01 KB,480x854,240:427,IMG_20180920_141528.jpg)

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File: 4aa9209908204a4⋯.jpg (66.67 KB,480x854,240:427,IMG_20180920_141524.jpg)

Lol, Kurt was raped

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b45331 No.545787

>>545785

Fuck, wrong order, at least they are numbered

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8f6853 No.545957

File: a8f1179da1049b9⋯.mp4 (251.72 KB,1264x720,79:45,kurtrape.mp4)

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03779d No.546144

File: 54e86bcdc35f46d⋯.webm (2.16 MB,1280x720,16:9,Anime is revenge for the ….webm)

>>545785

That's a bold fucking lie. Even by Ecchiwald standards. Jesus Christ. Gonna be fun seeing how this one plays out.

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b97470 No.561928

>>394354

I really feel like Gym has stayed mostly the same, its just that his audience has become way younger.

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85311a No.573732

File: b04d0a46ccfbf7f⋯.png (2.13 MB,2048x1024,2:1,kurtsnewbook.png)

https://my.mixtape.moe/nhdmkk.epub

Link to his new book and a future source of endless quote mining.

pleasestoppleasestoppleasestoppleasestop

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ff315d No.573889

>>546144

>That's a bold fucking lie.

I guess you can say it's a bald faced lie.

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2b7a73 No.675465

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2b7a73 No.675478

File: 3c5d059fac15c5d⋯.png (1.13 MB,1920x4707,640:1569,screencapture-archive-fo-F….png)

File: 37ff4004facf099⋯.png (1019.27 KB,1169x660,1169:660,True feelings.png)

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610a65 No.761222

File: f661f8ded850406⋯.png (95.24 KB,712x534,4:3,babbys first benzo blackou….png)

Kurt terrorized his household during a benzo blackout

https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/1095403234108362755

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6458b8 No.762128

Kurt is what happens when a Jew doesn't inherit the high voibal IQ

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38e19e No.762408

>>762128

>falling for the "Ashkenazi high-iq" myth

Git gud

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