132272 No.255915
I found this on Black Adam's channel,
motherfucker
132272 No.255917
What did he mean by this?
132272 No.255931
Black Adam's now legendary interview about Jahans, pretty much necessary for the Jahanist canon. (95% accurate cocks)
132272 No.255932
Bonto Max runs a great Jahans tribute channel
132272 No.255939
>>255932
Yeah, should've been put in the OP, apologies.
132272 No.255941
BEST
JAHANS
FANPAGE
->
facebook.com/jahanism
132272 No.255942
THANKYOU FOR MAKING US THE NEW THREAD BASED ARCHIVIST OF THE ADEPTUS JAHANICUS
I think, this thread we should begin to compile entries for the Jahanomicon bestiary which will categorize the bizarre gods, creatures and entities that populate jahans headspace and his life.
132272 No.255944
>>255915
kek
>someone pokes a hole in my wafer thin reasoning
>I know lets aggressively swear at him!
Sick burn gords. Im sure that irish lads world view is forever changed by those formidable argumentative skills.
132272 No.255945
>>255942
>Not praising the Jahanic eldritch entities of the multiverse from dawn til dusk
Topkek plebs can't esoterick
132272 No.255946
>>255945
In order to channel praise towards them we must first compile them into a voluminous holy text.
132272 No.255950
>>255942
>>255945
Here's a rough list if you want to start digging for your own endeavours:
Aliens: The Weresharks, the Sylphs, the Toygirls, the Contravoxai, the Vligury, the Septagonoids, the Charicthy, the Grafilods, the Martians (the last two have very little on them)
Gods: The Farsh-nuke, The Bam-kursh, Spring-heeled Jack, Gfaxxy Qulumncy, Black Adam, Galla Placidia, Viorum Kaztif-tan and it's unclear but 'The Slick' may also be a god.
Organizations/Factions: The United Civilizations of the Multiverse, The Sylph Liberation Front, The Valkyries, The Architects of Chaos and The Logicios.
Most of this stuff is from his lengthy stories, i'm planning a guide that lays out a recommended reading order to best absorb it all, is that something that might interest you?
132272 No.255953
>>255950
> is that something that might interest you?
It certainly would yes.
132272 No.255955
>>255945
>not wanting to purge the alt-right
>not using the Salamanders as the "Green Nothing" squad
2/10 you have no morals.
132272 No.255957
New Jahans tribute channel detected
132272 No.255964
JAHANS 1984 AS BIG BROTHER
Absolutely nectar
132272 No.255975
Esotericism and jahanism are two sides of the same coin. Like yin and yang, one cannot be without the other.
Esotericism is the rationale of the laws of cold logic. The euphoric feeling that overwhelms you when only YOU can understand an idea so apocryphal, that no-one else can understand it.
Jahanism - the chaos, the anger and the REEEE. The feeling when you're all out of socks to masturbate into. When you're all out of bog-roll and your mother places an ultimatium upon you. Where one argument is enough for you to be thrown out of the house
132272 No.255977
>>255964
Kek, that one was good.
>orwells 1984 film
>terminator music
>gords
A winning combination.
132272 No.255981
Just archived all Gordons fiction so far, so that these sacred Jahanic tomes can be observed by future scholars. Bloggages/essays still need to be backed up.
http://pastebin.com/76Y2CMyj
132272 No.255983
>>255981
Don't forget the works on his deviant art
132272 No.255984
>>255981
Is it on chronological order?
132272 No.255985
>>255983
Completely forgot, thanks for the tip-off.
>>255984
Almost but there are some outliers where I was shifting them around a bit. If you were wanting to read them i'm currently working on a recommended reading guide that gives you the best order to read them in.
132272 No.255986
>the Farsh-nuke hurries through the crowd of people
>he must get to the SEGHAT, post-haste, to rescue the multiverse from the clutches of those villainous Septagonoids
>"The mighty Farsh-nuke to the rescue! pppssshhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeewww!"
>while the Farsh-nuke is proceeding at maximum velocity, someone aggressively brushes past him, knocking him slightly off balance
>"Watch where you're going, you tiny-dicked virgin!" taunts the offender
>the Farsh-nuke, although a tiny-dicked virgin, is a tiny-dicked virgin with rage
>"YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!" squeals the morally just hero
>letting out his signature battle-screech, the Farsh-nuke charges at his nemesis
>the pair get into a vicious brawl
>the Farsh-nuke blacks-out
>when he comes to, there is a man standing over him
>the man says, "Come with me, mister, we're going to the Principal's office."
>he continues, "You should be glad we broke up that barney between you and that lass - she was bashing your head into the concrete!"
>the Farsh-nuke mutters under his breath, "I'll get you next time, Bam-Kursh. I'll get you and all those other blonde bitches who cause me so much torment."
132272 No.255990
>>255987
my shittier OC but still good(ish)
132272 No.256013
>>255957
WHAT THE FUCK DID HE DOOOOOOOOO?
132272 No.256014
This webm is a kind of timelapse of his videos from 2008 to now.
>>255950
Thank you, that's useful.
>>255986
💋👌 supremely arousing artwork and story.
132272 No.256019
132272 No.256022
>>256014
>tfw you will never go back to when Jahans started making videos and save him
>tfw you would still be too late because the puberty window would have already elapsed as he was already in his twenties
>tfw even going back further would be pointless because he would still have autism
>tfw you realise all you can do is help Jahans in the here and now but he won't receive your help and advice
That webm was beautiful but it hit my feels lad.
132272 No.256032
132272 No.256035
>>256014
Does he take a shower like once a month? Nearly every single clip his hair is just full of grease.
132272 No.256036
>>256035
If I remember correctly, in one of his videos he said he usually only showers once or twice a week.
132272 No.256040
No vids today? I suppose after "creating a folder architecture" he deserves a workingman's weekend off.
132272 No.256042
>>256040
>inb4 he turns up on the news dead from suffocation in his sleep under all his fat
132272 No.256043
>>256042
>>256040
This explains it, he's going through a psychotic breakdown right about now.
https://www.facebook.com/Farshnuke/posts/10154070988012924
132272 No.256044
>>256014
>>256022
>his
I am pretty sure you all know this by know.
But that thing is actually a female.
132272 No.256050
>>256044
Do you know something we don't?
132272 No.256051
>>256044
>>256050
No everyone knows he's not a tranny, just a genetic fuckup with hormone problems.
132272 No.256074
>>256044
>>256051
>>256050
>tfw even after the test shots, folk still mistake you for an eccentric lesbian
132272 No.256077
Fresh Jahans Vloggage Cancer
>"Sunday is my day off"
132272 No.256097
>>256014
>@00:03 into that vid
132272 No.256102
>>256077
>yet more victimization
I think Gordo tends to get interesting cyclically every 3 months. We'll see what happens when he moves.
132272 No.256109
>>255986
>That pic
This lads stuff is golden.
132272 No.256122
>>256077
>it's under 5 minutes long
New record goddamn
132272 No.256127
His recent "Republicans Ban Peaceful Protest" is doing very poorly. The multiple channel idea is not working out.
132272 No.256128
>>256102
Is he really moving to a "more diverse" area? I can't wait to see what that brings.
132272 No.256129
>>256127
This. Jahans is going to start getting even less than he already gets from Youtube (which is almost nothing). He won't keep this up for long.
>>256128
Probably a lot of humorous rationalization and denial, as well as trying and failing to signal that he is a White ally.
132272 No.256131
>>256102
MORELIKETHIS.JPG
I need more Gordo's facial features shrinkened onto his big ugly skull in my life….
PLEASE!
132272 No.256140
>>256097
Looks like the kid from 'This is England'.
>>256126
Funny part is I could see pic 1 happening in secondary school what with how open and honest Alex is about every single detail of his life.
132272 No.256142
>>256131
It's the only one like that in my collection, sorry fam.
132272 No.256144
Some retarded facebook shit.
Why are women so stupid lads? Can't they see high heels are pointless if they're going to be shrunken down and eaten?
132272 No.256145
>>256144
>all that time wasted thinking about fetish crap
It's like he thinks it actually matters at all.
132272 No.256146
>>256144
>that first one
He thinks he's a revolutionary lmfao
>second one
Literally teenage girl-tier FB talk "omg my special life and the cute things in it like wow I'm so unique". His brain really was esotegen'd hard!
>third post
omg Y R fetishes so hard 2 understanddd xxxDD
132272 No.256147
132272 No.256153
>>256144
Someday Jahans is going to stop posting this insanity. That will be a sad day.
There is so much of it on his facebook that we don't even cap it. Here's a fat NEET posting 20x a day about how he wants to eat Amy Pond and almost no one interacts with him in any way. If it weren't for us, Jahans would not have contact with anyone at all other than his rage-filled screaming at his mum and dad.
132272 No.256158
>>256153
He goes on walks and buys things to eat with the money his parents give him, he's not a recluse.
132272 No.256159
>>256146
>omg Y R fetishes so hard 2 understanddd xxxDD
The worst part is he tries to write off foot fetishist by using microphilla.
132272 No.256162
>>256144
>man those fucking foot fetishist are fucking weirdos
> goes on to talk about his shrinking fetish
Jesus Christ
132272 No.256165
>>256153
>Someday Jahans is going to stop posting this insanity. That will be a sad day.
let's just fucking hope he keeps it u into his mid 30's for maximum lelz
132272 No.256168
>>256165
Jahans has said in some vids that he will die young due to Kallman's, maybe that's why he's so prolific?
132272 No.256170
>>256168
It's not that he'll die young it's that he won't live as long as a normal expected death age. And seeing how he's vehemently opposed to exercise and other healthy shit it seems like he wants to die young.
132272 No.256191
>>256170
does kallman's syndrome even actually reduce your life expectancy? when i google it it states otherwise
132272 No.256192
>>256191
Life shortened life expectancy is related to his growth hormone deficiency rather than kallmanns if memory serves.
132272 No.256196
>>256158
What do you suppose he's like when interacting with shopkeepers? Think he gets drunk and chats random people up?
132272 No.256197
>>256187
>the best film one
>one
Really?
132272 No.256201
>>256196
he probably refuses to pay at a till and only uses self-checkout because of muh technological unemployment and muh post scarcity
132272 No.256209
>>256197
He does this a lot - makes rudimentary mistakes in what should be simple writing. He doesnt seem to bother to either proof-read or edit, just leaves it as it is.
>>256187
>"Yeah fuck white people!"
>"…..the race whom I and my family belong to"
There is little I despise more in this world than a self hating race traitor cuck who actively shits on and maligns their own people because it is 'fashionable'. He seems desperate to signal his status as "cucked white ally" to anyone who will listen.
Can you imagine if he actually managed to get some twatter-praise of a KANGZ/blm nog for one of his self flaggilationg tweets? It would be like christmas come early for him.
132272 No.256213
>>256209
Except he's not white, Gordo is part poo in a loo/part jew
132272 No.256216
>>256213
Is that confirmed though? I always figured he just said that to virtue signal and excuse his anti white hatred. Iv heard this rumour keith is supposedly part street shitting pajeet but he doesnt look it - he looks pretty white imo. I always thought it was bullshit/wishful thinking on gordos behalf to excuse his rampant xenophillia.
132272 No.256218
>>256216
It is interesting to note that having hundreds of bloggages and thousands of videos Jahans NEVER talks about his genealogy.
>Pic related (Jahans literally means "multiverse")
Also does any jahanic expert know what is Helen's last name?
132272 No.256219
>>256218
Could also be a german name.
>It is interesting to note that having hundreds of bloggages and thousands of videos Jahans NEVER talks about his genealogy
This tbh. If he genuinely had some foreign blood you think, given the way he is, that he'd probably never stfu about it, julaying it for all it was worth. I cant see him intentionally missing out on "muh poor minority non white oppression points."
132272 No.256221
>>256196
Supposedly when he leaves the house he puts on headphones with music he's not actually listening to so he can concentrate on "ideas" for his fiction. So when they fair citizens see the Monster of Woking staggering through town, sweaty and pink and aroused like a dog's knotted penis, they're watching a man in the foreplay stage of his masturbation fantasy.
132272 No.256225
>>256213
This is true. A family history site that was made by someone in his family confirmed this. The link has been lost however. This photo came from it.
The site was deleted around last summer however.
The url was http://milnamowandjahansfamilyhistory.com/ but i don't think anyone has a cached view or anything saved from it.
Additionally, his father has around 4 Indian people all with the Jahans surname under his kikebook friends who are presumed distant relatives.
132272 No.256227
132272 No.256246
>>256221
>Supposedly when he leaves the house he puts on headphones with music
I bet he listens to shit like this.
132272 No.256248
>>256219
from his writing and his black sam interview, he seems to think that white people are better than browns, but wants browns to have a voice because they are weaker
132272 No.256259
132272 No.256260
>>256036
Is that picture an original jahandy warhol lad?
132272 No.256262
>>256259
>another hour long video of autistic rambling
Hes making us work for our miIk isnt he?
Im a few min in and hes on about "toning down the hate" in order to somehow, make his smaller channels better and more appealing.
Kek tbh. His autistic impotent rage is probably the prime draw for me.
Also, apparently his single channel was a clusterfuck but having six fucking channels isnt.
And now hes thrown in a completely unironic "its only a matter of time until Trump gasses muslims." Five and a half mins in.
132272 No.256269
STAGGERINGLY J A H A N I C cocks DETECTED
132272 No.256273
He's made a few references to having naps. Could it be related to sleep apnea or diabetes?
>>256259
>now is the first time in history where we can't predict the future bickers reasons
>the alt-right hate me bickers they are cavemen yet I can see the future
>you can't have a debate a about the future bickers the future hasn't happened yet
>we each have our own version of time bickers if you go round a black hole and come back you will have aged less
And it goes on. What a coincidence that all these unique challenges to humanity come about now in such a way to prevent Jahans from getting a job or tidying his room. It's not just the nazis that are holding him back but technology, politics, governments, perhaps even the multiverse itself. You think the industrial revolution was a big deal? Wrong. It didn't affect Jahans and was therefore meaningless.
>>256269
That Dalek voice is 💋👌 supremely arousing.
132272 No.256283
>>256221
Jahanologist here, this fits everything I've heard. I'd kill to see footage of him walking around town. Absolutely hilarious to imagine!!!
132272 No.256284
>>256248
>from his writing and his black sam interview, he seems to think that white people are better than browns
complete bullshit detected
He has a fetish for Blond women and he apologizes for it, many times.
132272 No.256302
When everyone from Barack H. Obama to George W. Bush to Alexander G. Jahans are united in one GRAND COALITION: YOU KNOW IT'S A SPECIAL, REVOLUTIONARY MOMENT IN POLITICS.
132272 No.256308
>>256284
Ironically anyone who believes in "white privilege" is automatically saying white people are superior.
He actually hates white women intensely because he has a micropenis. Most if not all anti-white sentiment comes down to being jealous of white women or being butthurt about not being able to get a white girlfriend. Jahans is an extreme misogynist. Not the bullshit feminist definition but a literal woman hater. A mere glance at his writing show that. His apologies are just virtue signalling and a way of disarming and deflecting criticism. He can use it as a preemptive defense: "I already said I hate myself! I already apologised for that!". He is a passive aggressive martyr.
>>256302
Here are some ways in which Jahans fucked up hard
✔️️ writing about torturing and cannibalising women
✔️️ inciting racial hatred and violence
✔️️ leaving it all online under his own name for employers to find
✔️️ quitting a job after only one day
✔️️ wearing doctor who shirts to job interviews
✔️️ sexually trolling animals
✔️️ violently assaulting other kids at school and his own parents
✔️️ allowing himself to become obese
✔️️ not seeing a doctor earlier about his medical issues
✔️️ failing to learn any useful skills
✔️️ falling out with any "trusted" and "respected" friends by declaring them enemies over minor disagreements
✔️️ getting blacklisted by many online communities
By the way, I wonder if it will ever occur to lefties/liberals that agreeing with the globalist corporate media, the neocons, the cuckservatives and islamic terrorists means they have somewhat lost their way. Personally if my views were represented and encapsulated by an individual like Jahans, I would allow myself to wonder if I might be wrong about a few things.
132272 No.256309
>>256273
>prevent Jahans from getting a job or tidying his room.
Excuse me, he said he has tidied his room at the start of the video. Are you blind?
132272 No.256312
>>256050
>>256051
>>256074
I thought the armpit hair patterns were female and the abnormal amount of cellulite collected in the biceps were indication that 'he' was a she.
Plus I thought I once heard in a video him talking about getting 'T' or testoterone injections.
Am I wrong? Or is this just british genetics at work?
132272 No.256313
>>256308
>Ironically anyone who believes in "white privilege" is automatically saying white people are superior.
Yea on some level that's true, but also people adopt the "White people have all this unfair unearned privilege" as a way to say "Fuck White people".
132272 No.256314
>>256312
pic related
apparently you can't link videos and post images at the same time
132272 No.256315
>>256312
Jahans has a hormonal disorder meaning his body produced almost no testosterone at all during his puberty, hence he developed female hormone levels, tits and is stuck for life with a micropenis and microballs.
He's a biological male who has Kallmann's syndrome (basically means what I just explained)
132272 No.256316
>>256308
>Jahans is an extreme misogynist
In a way, yes, but also he is supporting an ideology which weakens the place of men in society supposedly to the benefit of women.
He may feel anti-woman on a sentimental level, but he doesn't let it get in the way of his worldview. He compartmentalizes.
132272 No.256317
>>256315
holy shit.
I thought my tranny spotter skills were on point but its actually just a male with a severe genetic illness.
132272 No.256319
>>256309
"tidied"
I better not disagree or else he'll hug me off the ground and out of the house.
>>256313
It's completely true and the natural product is hatred. It reveals they don't actually care about anyone else other than white people, including themselves. Only someone who has given up on any self respect and self worth would feel that way.
>>256316
I suppose that's a matter of opinion (or arguably naivety). He gives his own mother absolutely zero respect for example. That makes him a true lefty: he says he believes in empathy yet every single one of his actions is selfish. You can call it compartmentalisation if you want, I'd call it blatant lying and manipulation from an egocentric degenerate. If you're right, he isn't aware of it, if I'm right, he is. I am not sure we know enough to call it either way.
132272 No.256321
>>256269
Holy fuck my sides lad
Admiral Jahans has skills
132272 No.256337
>>256248
That's what all Liberals secretly believe. That's why they're obsessed with giving blacks more opportunities. They clearly don't think they can make it on their own.
132272 No.256339
>>256337
aaaand they obviously can't, get real, but they still work to fuck over the lives of poor white trash in favor of rich privileged blacks, anyway.
They're antiwhite, the fact that deep down they recognize the greater success and ability of Whites over *most* nonwhites is not an authentic reason to call them "racist". They're just cunts.
132272 No.256340
>>256339
>aaaand nonwhites obviously can't, get real, but liberals still work to fuck over the lives of poor white trash in favor of rich privileged blacks, anyway.
FTFY
Also I agree
132272 No.256341
Rewatching this one made me curious about whether he's released any videos around the time he tried to "force his dad out of the house"? He's been uploading for years, so unless he stopped for that period some should be out there. Does anyone know if there are any or how long ago it happened?
132272 No.256347
>>256339
Of course they can't. I'm comfortable with the fact that not everyone's equal, and I don't think it's our responsibility to help anyone.
132272 No.256351
>>256308
Good summary but I think you could have stopped after
> writing about torturing and cannibalising women
Which reminds me, I found this again:
https://chrisduggleby.com/2012/04/14/searching-for-cannibals-in-woking-surrey-england/
132272 No.256356
132272 No.256358
>>256356
>naming yourself after the fictional lesbian vore goddess who enslaves and kidnaps mortal women on your dating website profile
Not a great idea…
132272 No.256365
>>256356
>>>>>>>>>>>>>A Few Extra Pounds body type
132272 No.256366
>>256356
>greasy hair
>fingerless gloves
>fedora
>unemployed writer
>personality type: geek
> A Few Extra Pounds body type
Does he seriously think anyone will be interested after looking at this?
132272 No.256367
>>256366
keep in mind he had a turboautist boyfriend for a week whom he actually moved in with, best saga ever? Very worth watching.
132272 No.256377
>>256356
>just
The half-metre high pile of tissues is a nice touch.
132272 No.256378
>>256356
Someone has to catfish him
132272 No.256383
Black Adam is memeing Jahans hard at the moment
https://youtu.be/2Kve4CGNAsw
Was his game plan? do you think he's trying to get Jahans to react to him in a 5 hour video rant?
plus has anyone got the story he was featured in?
132272 No.256384
Holy shit, I didn't know Styx watched Jahans! Look at the bottom comment on video related. (Some of the finest circular logic I've ever seen in this vid btw)
132272 No.256385
>>256384
Holy shit is styx a jahanist? my world is turned inside out
132272 No.256387
>>256383
>plus has anyone got the story he was featured in?
It doesn't exist (yet)
132272 No.256396
132272 No.256398
Alex is asked for a single black woman he finds attractive. He mentions "Iris from the flash TV series". Is she even black? She rather looks mixed race to me.
132272 No.256400
>>256383
He just seems interested in him and is willing to share his knowledge. I don't think there's a game plan. He doesn't seem malicious in the slightest and has only ever been polite as far as I can tell.
132272 No.256401
>>256398
Pretty much all American blacks are mixed.
132272 No.256409
>>256398
>She rather looks mixed race to me.
Most likely. They rarely put pure black girls on TV.
132272 No.256418
>>256385
>>256384
based styx tbh lads
132272 No.256420
>Massively long youtube video about my history with 4chan rendering now.
HYPE
132272 No.256421
>>256401
Well, she looks much more white than your average negress.
>>256384
>>256385
The comment is a year old. He might have stumbled upon the video by chance and never seen anything by Jahans again.
132272 No.256423
>>256420
I can't wait for all the inaccuracies.
132272 No.256425
>>256420
Massively long? This guy makes 1 hour videos every day. I'm not sure Google's servers can handle the raw elemental fury of this much Jahanism.
132272 No.256437
>>256425
>Jahans crashes Youtube with no survivors
>e-celebs with no practical skills suddenly have to actually work to survive
ABSOLUTE NECTAR
132272 No.256438
>>256420
sauce?
I looked at his recent twitter feed and saw nothing of the sort
132272 No.256439
Alex wants a more risque Oscars ceremony.
132272 No.256442
Ok lads, I made a discord server for the Jahans fandom, we have the one and only Admiral Jahans (the youtube channel) and we are rapidly growing https://discord.gg/acFYzqd
132272 No.256443
>>256420
Incoming nectar event. Classification: absolute.
>>256438
132272 No.256448
>>256442
fucking finally, thank you
Now this time around ban anyone who talks about illegal shit (like what happened with spidergate).
132272 No.256450
>>256420
>>256443
The wait for this video is killing me. Google fix your shitty slow site.
132272 No.256453
>>256450
Jahans said a few times he has slow as fuck internet, so that's probably the main issue.
132272 No.256459
>>256453
And a shitty pc that struggles to play skyrim >30fps with no mods.
132272 No.256466
132272 No.256467
>>256466
FUCK FORGOT VIDEO
132272 No.256472
>>256467
So he's trying to bargain for peace with us Nazi trolls now
no fucking way fatboy!
132272 No.256478
>>256467
>"4chan" in the title
>only talks about imageboards for 5 minutes
132272 No.256482
>>256467
>5 minutes in and all he's talked about is literally nothing
132272 No.256488
>>256487
I believe someone also said "Brevity is the soul of wit" not "Sperging about 4chan for over 2 hours and thinking a President that has disavowed interventionism will invade Britbongistan is the soul of wit".
tl;dr: He doesn't want to edit because he's too much of a sperg to make a concise message.
132272 No.256490
>>256467
He should apologize for being a cocktease with this video.
132272 No.256496
>>256467
>Waited all day for this
>ends up the same as all his other videos just pointless rambling and never getting to the point
I don't know why i expected anything else tbh. Oh well, as least he talked about evil 8chan for a few minutes.
132272 No.256499
>>256467
he gave us another shoutout!
132272 No.256502
>>256487
>My ramblings are insightful and editing them would make my videos lose cohesion even though my videos are barely cohesive.
I honestly don't know why he gives his videos titles if he's just gonna ramble on in them. Even the gangertroll dudes have more coherent videos.
>make sure Trump doesn't invade anyone
Seriously, what the fuck ever gave him the idea that Trump wants to invade anyone?
132272 No.256506
>>256478
Nah, he comes back to it over and over again. That's just how Alex "works".
132272 No.256514
>>256467
>Yes, Socialism is the answer! National Socialism.
-Alexander Jahans (2017)
https://youtu.be/_VS6KSVy08I?t=1h59m47s
132272 No.256515
Where the fuck are all the likes coming from? Did anyone like it?
132272 No.256516
>>256488
> I believe someone also said "Brevity is the soul of wit" not "Sperging about 4chan for over 2 hours and thinking a President that has disavowed interventionism will invade Britbongistan is the soul of wit".
Yeah but Shakespeare wrote that, we all know he was only a tits-and-dick-joke kind of writer.
132272 No.256517
>>256502
What would be some of the squares in a Jahans Video bingo card?
> Nawtzis
> genocide
> Basic income
> were sylphs
> submissive blonde girls
> niggers being shot buying candy bars
> suicide
Free Space:
> Autism
132272 No.256522
>>256517
Already been made
132272 No.256523
He says some INCREDIBLY dumb shit at 2:01:00 about how America will still be America even if 100 billion people come in from around the world.
132272 No.256524
at 2:06:00 he talks about a woman being in his life
99% chance catfishing in progress
132272 No.256525
>>256522
> licks lips/does weird shit with his tongue
Every time.
132272 No.256533
>>256528
t. Severely drunk AGJ
132272 No.256534
Black Adam's 4 part Jahans interview is pure fucking gold
>256524
99% "she"'s white and blond
132272 No.256575
The quality of these threads has declined since the fifth one lads. I miss those in-depth analysis about Alex's psychology, though I will admit that his videos had gone even shittier lately.
132272 No.256578
>>256522 (Checked)
He very rarely even looks to his right let alone moves his head or body in that direction. Maybe that's why he's so left wing.
>>256467
At least half the run time of this is snorts, stutters and pauses. Actual unique non-waffling thoughts are probably around 5% of the total.
>>256516
💋👌 supremely arousing
132272 No.256606
FRESH
Shouldn't this be in the punditry channel?
132272 No.256617
>>256606
>Yeah if you thought my apologising to 4chan for being a dick to them meant that I now agreed with their philosophy then you were sorely mistaken. I am a techno progressive and that means I fully support socialism and true communism to overthrow corrupt and broken capitalist systems. Fascism and genocide are still not things I am fond of. 4chan champions the most successful failure the world has ever known, I champion a man with the policies and strength of character to lead us through dark times. Jeremy Corbyn for Prime Minister! Make Britain Socialist!
Lol, he's trying so hard to troll the trolls.
132272 No.256618
>>256617
I'm an American and don't know much about British politics, but from what I heard Corbyn can't even keep his own party together. If so, then how the hell does Jahans expect him to run Britain?
132272 No.256622
>>256606
dang dude, no luck
132272 No.256636
>>256515
This.
It has almost as many likes as dislikes, a first for him. Is a sockpuppet army at work here maybe?
132272 No.256644
>>256617
>>256618
I don't blame anyone for overestimating him but you really have to understand he is a retard. He is not trying to troll. All of his "opinions" are parroted from left wing media. He only made this video >>256467 because he read an article about 4chan.
This one >>256606 is the same.
None of his "opinions" are original or the result of any thought process. He discusses them as if they are his own, but never mentions the source, which I can see tricking people into believing he is smarter than he is. Once you realise he often posts the articles on twitter a short time before the video goes up the pattern becomes clear. This "Trump is a loser" narrative is yet another leftist talking point that Jahans is parroting. They come up with a new one everyday and they all fall flat because only Jahans-like leftists fail to see the obvious flaws.
>>256575
There's only so many ways you can say his videos are just bullshit excuses to prop up his lifestyle. Feeling sorry for or "understanding" his trolls is just another way for him to feel superior. He's already said many times that his morality, politics and even autism make him superior to normal people, and this is just another dimension to that pattern.
I was going to make more webms but I just got sick of the continuous psychological projection he displays. It is so ridiculous for him to talk about losers when he is clearly far worse than almost any of his audience. Let's say for argument sake you are an obese lazy piece of shit. Well as long as you don't write about cannibalising white women then you are better than Jahans. No one cares you're obese because you aren't inflicting yourself on other people. Anyway, eventually he stops talking about them and starts talking about himself directly. He couldn't keep up the charade for the two hours plus.
What he's done is created a fortress of solitude where he is free to jerk off over cannibalism and eat/drink himself to death. He actually likes basic troll comments because they are easy to categorise and dismiss. They are the bad guys and of course that proves he is a good guy. When he receives more constructive criticism that's what sends him into a full tard rage. The shame overwhelms him and he reacts with extreme anger. Anything that doesn't fit into his super autistic black and white view of the world is his weakness.
He absorbs all the left wing bullshit and combines it into a grand unified theory to explain why he can't get a job, why he can't exercise, why he can't eat less. He has been working on it for years. This is a guy who said it's not worth learning to be an IT technician because quantum computers will make him obsolete before he finishes the course. He has to demonise anyone who points out any flaws otherwise his narrative would collapse. Over time this has extended to include almost all men, white people, his parents, his relatives, any online friends he had, and so on. He will twist everything into proof that he is right and the world is wrong. He has to call Trump a nazi and has to believe you and I are evil, losers, etc, because the alternative is admitting his own arrogance and degeneracy is the real cause of his shitty life.
>>256636
It's cuckchan users.
132272 No.256648
>>256606
>There just aren't the jobs
>We need a welfare state
>Quit the only job he's ever had after one day
Sounds legit
132272 No.256650
>>256644
Brutal truths here.
> When he receives more constructive criticism that's what sends him into a full tard rage. The shame overwhelms him and he reacts with extreme anger.
Especially this. I haven't seen a creature like Jahans before. CWC was bound to agree with everything you said, MAYBE make a futile excuse shifting blame to his parents or just stubborn refusal and then go back to playing with his toys.
You see a full-fledged jahans jihad every time someone offers to, say, help him improve his resume or some tips to navigate the system of tugboat clearance. The most upset I've seen him was when alluding to Keith and Helen suggesting these things.
132272 No.256651
>>256442
Just an update, black adam is now a server member, and we have loads of the old crew from back when alex used to have a discord.
132272 No.256670
I wonder if his friends are as imaginary as his "fans"? Maybe his bf was imaginary as well.
Also
NEW BLOGGAGE
http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.com/2017/03/heres-to-trolls.html
132272 No.256673
132272 No.256675
>>256488
>Shakespeare is just gibberish
Genuine quote from Jahans from a comment on The Guardian.
132272 No.256676
Why hasn't anyone used sound clips from this video? It's rife with with directed at Islam.
132272 No.256678
>>256670
Not a shred of empathy for the fact that his family unfortunately didn't survive Jahans intact. How long until they are imbued with full nazi status?
That blog post mirrors the leftist bargaining that actually Trump winning is a good thing for them or even that it was all part of their plan. Delusional but logical if your primary objective is to protect your fragile ego from accepting you lost because you suck.
His friends aren't imaginary. He's made many "friends" with the shit he's come out with.
>>256673
This video lies somewhere between absolute nectar and 💋👌 supremely arousing.
>>256675
He's so pig ignorant that he doesn't realise it was Shakespeare who invented hundreds of the phrases he uses in his videos and blog posts every day. Denigrating culture is a mainstay of the left so I shouldn't be surprised.
132272 No.256679
>>256467
>he actually thinks 4/pol/ gives a shit about him
132272 No.256694
>>256676
More OC… What the fuck am I doing
132272 No.256696
>>256694
>>256676
Meant to link this to this
>>256673
132272 No.256708
>The 50p coin is a septagon
132272 No.256714
Some updates from the world of Jahans.
>>256694
Videos like this will bring the new generation into Jahanism. Loved the ending.
>>256708
How far does this go?
132272 No.256715
>>256694
Eats fast food and microwave meals, does no exercise, hates people who lift and suggest he lift. Alex confirmed for icelandic childrens show villain. The UKIP logo was too funny lad.
>>256670
>muh halfchan got Trump in as a big joke
Conspiracy tier shit, when will Alex start talking about how Rotherham was a false flag and UKIP is entirely composed of crisis actors?
>256714
Looks like Alex has flat out cut off even the illusion of a job search. Helen won't be best pleased.
132272 No.256716
An old classic.
>>256714
>confirmation my tiredness and loss of appetite is due to illness. thank fuck
What did he think it was? Something worse than illness? Did he think he was pregnant?
>sleepy.png
His mind must be impressively simplistic if he is so easy to condition.
132272 No.256721
>>256714
Basically, he's low energy.
132272 No.256728
>>256722
Probably because he's hwhackin it so much.
132272 No.256729
>>256714
>I am not mentally unwell. I am functioning logically and rationally in a state of certain failure
132272 No.256731
>>256715
It's times like this that his whole deal becomes so clear. It's all just bullshit so he doesn't have to get a job. The stuff he says is so irrelevant and delusional he might as well be blaming garden gnomes for his problems. Sadly the reality is that any employer looking for a minimum wage worker will probably be doing a background check as a matter of course. They see his online footprint and immediately disqualify him due to his apparent insanity.
>>256716
All I can think of is he must mean it's only a temporary illness.
>>256722 (Checked)
It fits with diabetes. He probably thinks it's impossible because he only drinks diet coke and other low/no sugar drinks. He might claim to not give a shit but when he starts really suffering from this and other health issues he will regret calling people who exercise and eat healthily "nazis" and "dudebros".
Will this be another time when his trolls help him to get diagnosed?
>>256729
I wonder if he will ever become lucid enough to understand his videos and writings look crazy to the average person.
132272 No.256736
>>256731
>It fits with diabetes. He probably thinks it's impossible because he only drinks diet coke and other low/no sugar drinks. He might claim to not give a shit but when he starts really suffering from this and other health issues he will regret calling people who exercise and eat healthily "nazis" and "dudebros"
au contraire mon ami
Jahans regularly chugs the shit out of sugary Mountain Dew and Squash (a sugary fruit drink native to Britain). He actually prefers Diet Coke to regular Coke. He seems totally fine with having large amounts of sugar.
I am surprised it took him this long to get diabetic. Sad.
132272 No.256744
>>256714
> spend a day making random youtube channels and a "folder architecture"
> collapse from the exertion
132272 No.256745
>>256694
you are doing good lad
132272 No.256753
JAHANS IS TIRED, JAHANS IS WEARY, JAHANS COULD SLEEP FOR A THOUSAND YEARS
http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2017/03/to-fight.html
132272 No.256754
>>256753
>You don’t need testosterone to be a man
132272 No.256756
>>256744
Entire thread for anyone who's interested
https://yuki.la/pol/84312445
132272 No.256759
>>256753
>the 1st & 2nd paragraph
I just can't anymore.
>Alex claims to be a techno-progressive
>yet he constantly complains about machines/technology taking away jobs and moving us closer to a post-scarcity world
>Alex says he's a regulated capitalist
>Alex jumps ship and now says hes a socialist communist
>Alex has yet to give any reason on how he would contribute to a communist society
What next, is he gonna add transhuman to his repertoire?
132272 No.256761
>>256759
I think he likes the idea of regulated capitalism but acknowledges that there's no way he'd ever succeed in such a world. The only political standpoint that he can take whilst defending his lack of a job (and any other form of contribution to society) is a socialist one in which he is supported by everyone else because muh assburgers.
132272 No.256762
>>256753
A thousand sylphs, that would awake him.
Different colours made of tears, shit and urine.
132272 No.256764
>>256762
Farshnuke Farshnuke, speak so slightly
Farshnuke, down on your bended knee
Taste the nectar in love not given lightly
Taste the nectar now bleed for me
132272 No.256784
>>255950
Any updates on the Necrojahanicon?
132272 No.256785
>>256784
I'm not that anon who is doing the Necrojahanicon (but if it's a collaborative effort, i'd gladly help out).
If you meant the reading guide then it's about 75% done or so, will be ready soon.
132272 No.256799
>>256756
Almost forgot about this masterpiece of faphorrorfiction
132272 No.256849
WHO CAN SAY WHERE THE ROAD GOES
WHERE THE DAY FLOWS
ONLY TIME
132272 No.256852
Black Adam has just posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv7z59zBjLA&t=265s
Is alex mentally I'll? genuinely?
132272 No.256863
>>256852
>I'm going to destroy you as easily as I destroy this pie
>Smug eating
K E K
E K E
K E K
132272 No.256865
>>256852
>I'm going to destroy you 4chan
>A Few Moments Later
>Let's make make peace 4chan
132272 No.256866
>>256865
That video is 1 year old fam
>>256852
>chewing loudly
Absolutely disgusting
132272 No.256870
>>256852
I have become fascinated with the structure of Keith's visage. You could rest a spirit level on that straight stretch at the bottom of his chin there. I think keith looks a bit like david icke too btw - like they are cut from the same cloth.
132272 No.256916
>>256870
We've never seen David Icke and Keith Jahans in the same room…
132272 No.256949
>>256868
This is the vid in question
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VjsOOWBloQ
>>256870
It's very unusual. I want to see a profile view and x-rays.
132272 No.256962
>>256949
Jesus, that's painful to watch.
132272 No.256963
132272 No.256982
>>256963
nnnnnnnnnnoyce!!!!!
132272 No.257004
132272 No.257005
>Alexander Gordon Jahans - writer, philosopher, political pundit, and prophet - perches upon his thinking throne
>he has taken time out of his busy schedule to ponder the meaning of life, the multiverse and everything
>"Mmm, submissive blonde women." he muses
>"Foreverial chained-up sylph. Pill submissified permanently and enjoying it."
>"Fully wrapped in…"
>"…the Farsh-nuke's presence…"
>"…and fully butcherized, and loving it."
>his reverie was broken by the sound of someone calling out in the distance
>"EARTH TO ALEX!" Helen snaps her fingers in front of his potato face
>"How many times do I have to tell you not to sit in the living room stark naked?!"
>"Umm, seven. I choose seven, because that's a nice number." declares the oracle
>Helen sighs wearily, "That was a rhetorical question, Alex."
132272 No.257008
132272 No.257016
Nobody noticed he had a
NEW BLOG
http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.com/2017/03/the-myth-of-agency.html
Doesn't it seem like he's done less than ever since YouTube became his "job"?
> I want to keep this brief because I’m in the middle of a Skyrim session and literally only stopped to have a shit.
Oh.
132272 No.257017
>>257016
>Doesn't it seem like he's done less than ever since YouTube became his "job"?
he has. his stress levels are up and this to him feels like he's "at work"
TL;DR he got hyped AF about nothing and already burned himself out. The workaholic saga is finished, fam
132272 No.257018
>>257017
Building that "folder architecture" was a tricky job tho m8
132272 No.257019
>>257005
>>257005
That reminds me a lot about Le Chateau Autiste, a comedy segment about autism in The-Daily-Jewish-Apocalypse-podcast. In it, we partake of the musings and wisdoms of the natural Philosopher Kings of our world — the Autistes.
It's no longer on, unfortunately, as The Autiste and his replacements left. They should ask Jahans to take the place of the Autiste. That would be great!
132272 No.257024
>>257005
Your pics are fucking golden lad
132272 No.257028
>>257016
He has now mathematically proven it's impossible to get a job. Choices are a myth. When will his mum understand the very fabric of the multiverse prevents him from showering let alone doing the cooking or washing up? The only way this will ever improve is if the society and even human nature itself changes beyond recognition. Then and only then will the conditions be in place for him to tidy his room.
132272 No.257046
>not subscribing to based Black Adam's channel, the literal vatican of Esoteric Jahanism
GITTINHERE
132272 No.257048
>>257004
That face is absolute N E C T A R
132272 No.257049
All of you trolls are absolutely pathetic.
132272 No.257050
>>257049
Kek, hey Jahans! When's the new video coming out?
132272 No.257053
>>257050
I'm not him, you imbecile. Just someone that opposes bullying. Your attempts to get a rise out of him are, in the end, futile and will accomplish nothing.
132272 No.257054
>>257053
>Implying that we have to put in any effort to "get a rise out of him"
>Implying Jahans hasn't been a source of fine lulz since day 1
>Implying we want to accomplish something
Nigga plz, we're just here to watch the show. If there's someone undertaking a futile exercise here it's you.
132272 No.257055
>>257046
That was very entertaining. I find it 👌💋 supremely arousing to see my Jahans angel image in the slideshow.
>>257053
This is a discussion board and as such trolls are not welcome. Either make constructive posts or go away.
132272 No.257056
>>257004
Not even one second in and my sides are already gone.
132272 No.257093
>his next video is over 24 hours in length
132272 No.257095
>>257093
Alex' videos transcend time and space. It would take more time to watch his collected work, than there is time in the multiverse. At least, it would feel like it.
132272 No.257096
>>257093
as he becomes more of a wizard, his videos will probably begin to be 5 hours long. Early on he never did 1 hour videos, so he's already evolving. FAST!
132272 No.257099
>>257096
>wizard
He's not a virgin though
132272 No.257101
>>257095
Wait, what if that were true and he recorded 25 hours of video in a 24 hour day?
His channel would literally become the Tardis. Jahans would become a Time Lord.
Just where is this leading, gentlemen
132272 No.257112
>>257101
You could do that
>00:00
>Turn on camera A, start video
>film himself nonstop
>10:59
>camera A is still running
>turn on camera B
>both cams filming him at same time
>12:00
>turn off camera A. It has 12 hours of footage
>keep talking to camera B
>23:59 turn off camera B. It has 13 hours of footage
>00:00
>Post footage from both cams to YouTube
132272 No.257121
>>257099
playing doctor and nurses with some queer autistic retard doesnt really count as losing ones virginity. Gords is bound for wizardry.
132272 No.257122
STALE JAHANS
Actually this one is slightly interesting, especially compared to all the boring as fuck recent vids.
132272 No.257125
>>257122
>10 mins in he starts talking about Trump le evil genocidal fascist
132272 No.257126
>>257121
That would get you banned from wizchan (or whatever they currently call themselves). Gay oral sex is still sex, and exactly the same as submitting to an evil succubus, in their eyes.
132272 No.257135
>>257122
His justification and rage over employment is remarkable. And it's still raging over just the idea of getting help with his CV or getting tips on interviews. This is a guy who says he can only do one "big task" a day and he calls taking a shower a big task.
Also his thumbnails are just too great.
132272 No.257166
>>257122
>it's fifty five hours and eighteen minutes long
132272 No.257167
A View from a Broken Bed: Keith stands in the doorway, holding a Magnum
132272 No.257169
>>257167
Nice composition lad. I especially like the juxtaposition of photo-collage intermingled with the stark and stylised use of caricature.
132272 No.257171
>>257167
Gordo's head is a bit smaller than that but other than that it's perfect
132272 No.257196
>>257167
>white Magnum
Poor taste tbh
132272 No.257198
>>257167
Adam here. This is genius; absolute nectar. Keith is definitely a white magnum man- alongside his love of Ginsters cornish pasties and his passion for Emmerdale.
I'm going to use your image in my latest video which is uploading now…
I discuss with a fellow Jahanist to full degenerate extent of his fiction… Hope you all enjoy.
I'm trying to create a comprehensive resource of all things Jahans.
132272 No.257199
>>257055
You're a top memer lad. Creations like your Jahangel are the lifeblood of Esoteric Jahanism
132272 No.257200
>>257167
IT'SFUCKINGAMAZING
This is a new fucking breakthrough in Jahanist art. I fucking love you anon.
132272 No.257201
>>257199
this. This is why I converted to Esoteric Jahanism.
Should I apply to get it legally recognized as a religion in the U.S.A. ? Our legal system is probably insane enough to allow that, not even kidding.
Best troll idea- EVER??
132272 No.257204
>>257201
Do it. In US and in UK it only takes like a few dozen people converting and telling the census it's their belief system to make it a "real" religion.
132272 No.257207
>>257204
Yup, the retarded govt even accepted the church of the flying Spaghetti Monster as a fucking legally recognized religion, not too long ago.
Imagine Jahans' reaction. Or maybe he could request it not to happen, legally…
We'll see.
132272 No.257213
Do you reckon Jahans drinks his squash neat? I've never seen him with a cup, but he always has bottles of it. Doesn't make much sense to keep bottles in his room unless he either dilutes it from taps in an upstairs bathroom or chugs straight from the bottle.
132272 No.257214
>>257213
he very often drinks from glasses in his videos
132272 No.257216
>a critique of Jahans fiction
132272 No.257218
Any links to the vid where he talks about his cock and balls being like tic-tacs?
132272 No.257222
Everybody get your read on
132272 No.257262
Cheers lads. He has a new blog
Regret
http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2017/03/regret.html
>>257196
Keith wouldn't let dark chocolate into his mouth.
>>257216
That was very interesting and I thoroughly enjoyed it. They both got across the idea that it's a shame if people only come at Jahans through politics very well. His politics are so simple and basic compared to his writings. The overview of the different stories, creatures and species will definitely encourage people to look into it. Well done to >>257198 and thelastlogicio.
People respond to his politics bickers they are so obviously disingenuous. They are also simple and accessible. He represents what many right-leaning people believe the left to be: degenerates and liars who are covering up a number of terrible secrets. Except in his case he is autistic enough to be honest. People like him are a kind of proof of the real nature of the left. From the unbelievable psychopathic plans of the rich elite to the wandering hands and bullying nature of your typical male feminist "journalist", they are all deeply corrupt, and Jahans is a distillation of their worst features. He often refers to himself as a straw man so he's partly aware of how he's viewed. I wonder if someone told him that or if he came up with it on his own.
The points you made about how he would enslave women if he was dictator of the world were hilarious but also very true. Instead of imagining himself as "chief commissar" in the central planning office (rather than working the fields) like most communists he would be "chief torturer". He's completely selfish and doesn't feel empathy at all. Instead he just says he does and virtue signals all the time, just like all the other liberals and left wingers. It's actually empathy and and thinking about human nature that allows young children to understand that socialism or UBI or whatever cannot work.
>>257222 (Checked)
This amazing infographic illustrates so clearly how limited Jahans' politics are compared to his multiverse. Creating a similar graphic about his political views wouldn't be possible bickers, as was said in the video, they only exist to serve two objectives: an excuse not to work and to justify his degenerate fiction.
132272 No.257266
>>257216
Nice one lad. Just got back from picking the kids up from school so ill watch it now while I do me chores.
132272 No.257274
A prophet and Jahans' only Patreon spills the dirt on the creature itself:
https://youtu.be/RWyHtH-m9Jg
132272 No.257284
Honest q: Would Jahan's fiction be outsider art if pretentious art people would discover him?
132272 No.257286
>>257284
The answer is always yes.
132272 No.257287
>>257284
No, I dont think so, not any more than sonichu could be considered 'outside art'. Its more akin to a perverse form of art therapy, the kind a clinical psychiatrist might study or the fevered manifesto of some lone nutcase (his vlogs fit that archetype quite nicely)
I cant see the faggots, jews and cultmarx hipstercuck libshit denizens of the 'art scene' embracing and elevating gords into their cancerous fold because (apart from the obvious of his stuff being little more than the incoherant ramblings and masturbatory fantasies of an embittered autist with very little actual artistic value) he makes them and their ideology look bad. Hes up there with trigglykike, AIDS skrillex et al as a walking talking living embodiment of the worst aspects of sjwism and a testament to follies of leftism.
The amusing and ironic take away is though that, via his lolcow status, he has actually spawned works of artistic and comedical value via the community of trolls, /cow/boys and other lulz seeking chuckle-brothers, making dank gords OC. They are just geared towards taking the piss. If anything, its the c0ntent the troll communities create that could be considered genuine 'outsider art.' Thats if cancer and GRIDs didnt have a current vice like monopoly on the art scene and culture in general though.
132272 No.257292
>>257284
I've never heard anyone use "outsider art" to describe fiction.
132272 No.257311
>>257274
>dat non-embed
lolwhatm8
132272 No.257312
>>257292
there's a /jahanistic/ time for eVERYTHING mATE
132272 No.257324
>>257262
>even the most defiant of my champions has admitted that I’m probably never going to get a job
But he doesn't want to get a job. So why does he care if his mom says that to him? I seriously don't understand him, when people tell him "get a job" he gets mad and defensive and gives a million reasons as to why he can't get or even apply for a job but then says "but I wanna work tho". But now his mom says "you'll never get a fucking job" and now all of a sudden he's remorseful. Like,my nigga,what the fuck?
132272 No.257355
>>257222
>>257262
>Farsh Nuka and Lucy fight against bumbling ideologue Richard Spencer Raspberry
>Russia conspires to fight climate scientists
>Slaves vs a post-scarcity society of tentacle monsters
>>257262
>This amazing infographic illustrates so clearly how limited Jahans' politics are compared to his multiverse. Creating a similar graphic about his political views wouldn't be possible bickers, as was said in the video, they only exist to serve two objectives: an excuse not to work and to justify his degenerate fiction.
Don't forget that they justify his sense of moral superiority.
Also, how do they justify his degenerate fiction? I thought he was ashamed because his fiction wasn't feminist enough.
132272 No.257362
>>257216
Nice!
>It's a shame that people listen to him for his politics, rather than his stories
I've been meaning to listen to his stories as well, but I usually study Esoteric Jahanism by putting on a Jahans video in the background while working. Does anyhone recommend any of his readings?
I found this one, but you need to log in to watch it. I'll embed it to spread the joy, and to get around youtube's age restriction.
132272 No.257383
>>257216
I still disagree with the idea that he's not left-wing.
>Jahans is not left wing (or even "very right-wing") because his fiction partially reflects right-wing values (ex:"paki bitch", he portrais some aliens species as inferior to humans, etc.)
Regarding things like "paki bitch" and rape in his fiction: Jahans writes to disgust himself. He constantly wants to push boundaries to feel arousal. Thus, he is in a pit of degeneracy where he need to dig himself deeper and deeper to get off. Offending against the few things that are still sacred to him (ex: his anti-racism), is just another way of doing this.
Also, it's a rather tenuous implication that, for example, the aliens can be directly tied to his real world-view of other races. Even if they do represent muslims or something, it's just him being transgressive.
Besides, even if I'm wrong about what I wrote above, lots of people in religion or ideology are hypocrites, and have involentary urges that go against their morals. If a conservative Christian is found out as having a homosexual relationship or cheating on his wife, he doesn't cease being a Christian — he just becomes a hypocrite, who lacked the willpower to supress certain urges well enough to live up to the standard he set out for himself.
>Jahans' fiction shows he isn't left wing, because he doesn't understand left-wing political theory, and because if he was made dictator he would be to lazy and incompetent
Well, then he's not "very right-wing" either, now is he. Besides, most people with a political opinion are not deeply immersed in the philosophy of their ideas. And I still think that the "right-wing" parts of the fiction is just him transgressing against his own values, because transgression is exciting (If I recall correctly, he even says as much in one video, talking about consent).
>He considers his fiction to be his legacy
He says in a fairly recent video that his fanfic of "Diary of a Shrunken Woman" is his magnum opus, his true legacy.
Also,
>her
132272 No.257384
>>257383
this guy gets is
For fuck's sake. Jahans is leftwing. A leftwinger is someone who agrees with leftwing views and subscribes to them- and takes them to heart. So yes, he is leftwing. Unless you are saying Jahans is literally pretending to be leftwing and is doing so to deceive others (which is itself a retarded idea) then seriously… wtf.
Now, you can say that Jahans isn't /only/ a leftwinger or that it isn't the only thing about him, fine, but he is constantly shuffling through political websites, posting them, thinking about them, and angrily regurgitating them. Even hearing a rightwing opinion triggers him to the moon for fuck's sake. How is he not leftwing?
But seriously, if Jahans isn't leftwing, then no one is. Having dark fantasies about oppression doesn't make someone not leftwing, either. Also understanding politics well isn't a prerequisite to subscribing to a political philosophy.
132272 No.257385
>>257383
> If a conservative Christian is found out as having a homosexual relationship or cheating on his wife, he doesn't cease being a Christian — he just becomes a hypocrite, who lacked the willpower to supress certain urges well enough to live up to the standard he set out for himself.
Also this.
Jahans constantly self flagellates for being a naughty not-so-great leftwinger (Not holy enough). He's a true believer. His strong attachment to leftwing thinking and his belief that he is "moral" are powerful, vital keys to understanding the mind of Jahans.
They should not be overlooked.
132272 No.257393
Some facebook posts. Where are the fucking videos?
>>257355
They talk about it in video, "consent" being one aspect of it. In the real world consent is the standard and always has been. Without liberal justice systems rapists would be killed without question. As we have seen the left wing actively protects rapists, paedophiles and other criminals as long as their skin in brown. Jahans and other lefties want to pretend all white men are evil rapists and by going on about "consent" he's virtue signalling that he's an enlightened numale. The lie of "rape culture" expresses this cognitive dissonance and Jahans has mentioned it frequently.
He has also compared his torture, cannibalism and murder fetishes to BDSM using various political arguments. He is obviously not ashamed otherwise he wouldn't talk about it and upload it for his potential employers to see. By claiming it's not feminist enough is is still saying it's feminist and that he aims to make it more feminist. Again this is virtue signalling. He is using all the lefty bullshit as a shield.
>>257274
I enjoyed this. I am in two minds about Helen. I can see her defending Jahans over Keith when tempers flare, which is a bad thing for Jahans, but at the same time I can understand her still seeing him as a child. She's living in denial but I get it. I don't know how I'd cope with having a son like Jahans.
I think Jahans cynically plays them against each other and has always been abusive. The video really made me think about how much is his parents' fault versus Jahans. The one thing I do definitely blame them for is not getting his Kallmann syndrome diagnosed earlier.
>>257287
It is pretty funny to imagine our output as outsider art. Thinking about it, most of what image boards produce could be called outsider art.
132272 No.257396
He had a shower and fantasises about ADULT women. It boggles the mind that people don't think he deserves free money.
132272 No.257406
>>257216
>>257383
I forgot to add that I think that it's (on a supressed, unconcious level) probably a rather common view amongst leftists that blacks, arabs, etc. are to dumb to compete with whites, and as such need the welfare state to survive.
>>257216
Damn! I closed the bloody tab and now I don't know where I was.
132272 No.257413
>>257362
I got to 45 minutes, when Jim Sterling starts to eat Sylphmeat, fried in fresh Sylphjulay, before I had to take a break because I felt like I was going to puke.
How far can you get? Can you beat my score?
132272 No.257415
>>257384
(image)
> Jahans finally gets an audience for his fiction
> fuck u guyz i don't care
132272 No.257428
>>257415
His fiction matters and is incredibly autobiographical, but his political views are totally connected to himself, too. This is because of what a self centered narcissist he is.
He identifies with all the leftwing victim groups because he sees himself as having been victimized for years. He has a deeply personal attachment to leftwing whiny identity politics, which is why he rants about having to be a White privileged male all the time.
132272 No.257437
132272 No.257448
Our Jahans who art in bedroom,
Impotent be thy rage.
Thy hamster come.
"Keith will be gone"
you rage as he is in doorway.
Give you this day your submissive blondes,
and forgive you your shit audio,
as you rage at those who shitpost against you,
and lead us deep into temptation,
but deliver us from 8chan.
For thine are the tic-tacs,
and the f-cups, and the bog roll,
for ever
Bickers
132272 No.257452
fresh oc lads
short but sweet like jahan's golden 2 inch
132272 No.257463
132272 No.257470
>>257463
N E C T A R
E
C
T
A
R
Is the music from Arcanum?
132272 No.257477
>>257452
>>257463
Both of these are 💋👌 supremely arousing. The other new one on Admiral Jahans' channel called "Unemployable" is also really good.
>>257437
Jahans better be on point in this one because honestly he is not producing the best Jahans penises any more.
132272 No.257478
I don't believe this has been posted yet. I fully support this campaign.
132272 No.257519
Does anyone have Jahans stories in a pdf or epub format?
132272 No.257522
>>257428
Whoops,
>>257415
was supposed to be a reply to
>>257396
132272 No.257528
>>257519
Seconding this, would love to read Our Lord's smut Holy Jahanic Lore
132272 No.257532
>>257528
>>257519
I can convert them to an Ebook format, tested it with one and the formatting works out fine. Do you want .epub or .mobi (or both)?
132272 No.257533
>>257532
epub please my nectarous amigo.
132272 No.257540
>>257533
>>257519
Esoteric tales of degeneracy await you.
https://mega.nz/#!Khtk1RQa!UMGG8wGlsoZbuQ6P7bM0FfCuF5YXNa-eEIPDK1kXuYo
Formatting was a bit of a pain on some, should be fine now but if you see any that need fixing (some were missing speech marks) then let me know and I'll sort it.
132272 No.257541
>>257365
His work is famous because of his illustrations and epic collages, though. I doubt anybody would have cared about his writing without those.
132272 No.257546
The Foe You Can Fight
http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2017/03/the-foe-you-can-fight.html
What is he on about? What haters? What trolls? Is he really losing it over people discussing his videos and blog posts? Is there something I'm missing? As far as I can see most of the comments on his latest video were somewhat positive.
132272 No.257549
>>257546
Seems black Adam opening up a channel and putting out videos about him are really upsetting him. Makes me wonder if his lore video he released yesterday was to correct the record of the lies from the ebil troll black Adam made during that 2 hour lore discussion.
132272 No.257582
>>257546
> A demented individual among my trolls could have just about unleashed the worst its possible for a man behind the computer could do to someone.
> They want to torture my cat.
What?
132272 No.257586
>>257549
Black Adam has taken down all of his videos…
Wtf is going on?
132272 No.257589
>>257586
Good question. Checking >>255915 you can see that they're private. It's quite strange. Perhaps it's temporary?
132272 No.257591
>>257586
Some turbosperg in the discord threatened the life of our Gord's cat. The last time something like this happened, the police got involved, so Black Adam is probably trying to cover his ass in advance.
132272 No.257595
Black Adam going full "MUH NAZIS" in discord. I think hes watching too much jahans videos, hes starting to turn into gordo. sad!
132272 No.257598
>>257595
But r-remember J-jahans isn't actually leftwing g-guys.
I still like Black Adam but he's either a bluepilled normie who thinks any kind of political stance is problematic, or a lefty trying to separate his worldview from Jahans.
132272 No.257600
>>257595
Was Adam really saying this seriously? I didn't think anyone besides Jahans unironically believed 'Da Evil Neo Nazis' are persecuting him.
132272 No.257601
>>257600
is black adam a jew?
132272 No.257602
>>257591
TBH they'd be doing that poor cat a service by putting it out of its misery of being used by Gordo's micro dick
132272 No.257603
>>257602
Is his cat dead then ??
132272 No.257607
>>257600
Yes, he's serious. He's pretty freaked out right now. His beta orbitors are pretty mad i'm screenshotting their super secret discord. Ironically they are blowing every little thing way out of proportion, just like gordo.
The one who takes the cake is this genetically superior dude. I'm getting some Fred fuchs vibes from this autistic spaz.
132272 No.257610
>>257591
You will always get trolls. The best thing is to ban them and move on.
132272 No.257611
>>257607
adam is a homosexual neet he did his rounds of the guys in the old discord he was always flirting with this finn bloke
132272 No.257612
>>257607
the discord is full of bastards. that
genetically superior is a total bender and he kicked me when in the Discord from last year. he'd go on about doxxxxing people but got but hurt when it came out that he was economics student at york universitt.
when he had the chance to call alex he asked him about a fucking dungeons and dragons game
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y8BZ7oYKWJ
132272 No.257613
132272 No.257614
>>257595
>>257591
The discord was rampantly cancerous. Sorry, some good people surely there but it wasn't worth the cocks (which would all eventually be posted anyway).
132272 No.257615
>>257612
he keeps banning people for "going to far"
132272 No.257616
>>257615
same old same old
He's a total beta
132272 No.257617
>>257612
hahaha, I just thought they were speds.
Jahans really is the new CWC – his autistic trolls are as much a part of the show as Jahans.
>>257591
And someone apparently shotted it and sent it to Jahans? lol
132272 No.257619
>>257612
>econ major
id be butthurt too if i was getting a useless degree
132272 No.257620
he is a trump hating leftist the discord is so cucked
132272 No.257621
>>257620
Adam is one of those leftists who pretends to be a centrist. He's the type of person to go on and on about the horseshoe theory and muh ebil natzis. He tries to keep saying gordo is right wing to justify his beliefs while toting the horseshoe theory bullshit.
I really wouldn't care if he wasn't spazing out over ghosts and generally being autistic. He posts pictures of gordos familiy members all the time, but if someone else does creepy/threatening things like that he flips out about nazis and the daily shoah. It's funny stuff, he's more like gordo than he lets on.
132272 No.257623
>>257621
he is a centerist jahans he is just pretending to be better than jahans adam is the real lolcow here
132272 No.257624
>>>257611
LEAVE @PRESIDENTEDGE ALONE!!!
132272 No.257629
So the Jahanist turned out to be Jahans themselves?
132272 No.257631
>>257629
It was all planned since the beginning. Keikaku Doori.
132272 No.257633
132272 No.257636
>>257621
I don't think you're right in saying he's a lefty. he's just a tory tosser. Went to private school, talks like a ponce.
I've only really spoken to him a handful of times but he did seem a lot less of a cunt than most of the.. he's open and honest about who he is and is really just a posh twat. good memer thou
genetically superior is the one who runs the discords and I just can't stand the fucker. he used to go on all the time about doxxxxing people and when he was doxed as an autistic economics student at york he went full sperg and banned everyone
132272 No.257638
>>257631
has anyone got that one of black adam eating an ice cream?
132272 No.257645
>>257643
Fucking with their autistic club is great. They don't even know how far in I am. Look forward to more spin-off julay, my nazi brothers.
132272 No.257646
132272 No.257647
>>257643
>you ought be ashamed I can't really do much more than that, but I hope that hurt you, you monster
>getting upset people are posting screenshots of you sperging out on a board dedicated to doing just that.
WEW, moralfags are truly the worst.
132272 No.257648
kek they're fucking panicking. What's this secret discord they're on about? Think we could somehow infiltrate it?
132272 No.257649
>>257620
I am not a leftist, by any means. I am a fascist, even the daily shoah is too far left for me. Adam is basically unironically Sargon tier and he has gotten angry at me for inviting some of my fascist pals. However the server is open to all political persuasions to maximise the amount of Jahanist activity going on.
132272 No.257650
>>257649
kill yourself autist. I'm calling the police on your little discord :)
132272 No.257651
Not gonna lie, former jahanist here. It's fucking hilarious to watch genetically superior crash and burn, but in all honesty, we can't let this guy run the discord
132272 No.257652
>>257643
>>257645
picrelated
admiral jahans is a fat neet from liverpool called Patrick Sheard you can see all of his crappy videos if you google jim
132272 No.257655
>>257612
moral you can fuck right off
132272 No.257656
132272 No.257657
kek this is fucking hilarious this discord is turning into a bunch of lolcows
132272 No.257658
>>257649
fuck off autistic shitter. the only political compass that matters is pro-trump or anti-trump
132272 No.257659
132272 No.257660
>>257658
>all grandkids are jews
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
132272 No.257661
>>257649
you told us all you were jewish why would anyone believe what you say
132272 No.257662
>>257653
holy fuck this is too good, jahans is the gift that keeps on giving
132272 No.257663
>>257658
i am definitely pro trump, i was up all night on election night and won a hundred odd quid so
132272 No.257664
>>257621
And beyond that he sees Jahans as his pet. I have no idea why people were all over his nutsack when "friends told him about this place."
132272 No.257665
>>257663
only supporting trump for money now we know you are a kike
132272 No.257667
>>257645
lol you're so far under their skin, it's brilliant
132272 No.257668
>>257666
that is genetically superior
132272 No.257670
>>257668
HAHAHHAHAHH WHAT A FAGGOT HAHAHHAHA
132272 No.257671
>>257668
You've only gone and bloody doxxxxed me!
132272 No.257672
>>257668
guess again dumb lil nigga
132272 No.257673
sillion Xs real name is zoe jennings she's the one that sent the spider
132272 No.257674
>>257673
>zoe jennings
kek its emily at least dox right i have her on facebook
132272 No.257675
>>257673
Former student at London South Bank University?
132272 No.257676
>>257666
>>257668
>genetically superior
>fucks up his hitlerjugend haircut
LOL!
132272 No.257677
Homegrown Jahanic Terrorist
You ruined the last discord with your autistic plans
stop trying to ruin this one
132272 No.257678
>tfw no one has enough information to dox you
132272 No.257681
>This entire thread right now
132272 No.257682
another picture of genetically superior
132272 No.257683
>tfw too smart to browse 8chan
132272 No.257689
this is the Sally man who was the leader of the old discord life raft of the damned
132272 No.257690
this is a rare pic of verc
132272 No.257691
>>257689
HAHAHAAHHA WHAT A LITTLE QUEER
132272 No.257692
>>257690
is that vercitronix online ?
132272 No.257694
this is genetically superior
132272 No.257695
>>257692
nah nigga
This is Adam
132272 No.257696
132272 No.257697
>>257695
>>257695
better pic of Adam
132272 No.257698
early rare picture of patrick (before he got fat)
132272 No.257699
132272 No.257701
>>257653
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS
132272 No.257702
>>257701
Look what you cunts have done. We've lost one of the best sources of Jahanic Kino.
132272 No.257703
>>257701
SHUT IT ALL DOWN, THE EBIL NAZIS ARE COMING
132272 No.257704
>>257665
Trump is jew controlled, learn some real stuff lad
132272 No.257706
>>257704
your name is joe you are from london do you want me to say more?
132272 No.257707
132272 No.257712
>>257701
did anyone save any?????
132272 No.257713
>>257712
Green Nothing - The Seed is on one of the previous threads (webm) and a couple more I think
132272 No.257714
>genetically superiors daddy works in watking
132272 No.257715
132272 No.257716
>>257601
this is him, probably not
132272 No.257717
132272 No.257718
>Jahans' trolls implode
>go full on delete mode
I can't wait for the smug Jahans vid on how he destroyed the trolls.
132272 No.257719
Wait, so now some Jahans discord channel is imploding? Is AGJ going to claim this as a win against the nazis? Was this his plan all along? Was he beating us in a 4D game of chess by planning hundreds of moves ahead?
Nah. This is just the natural result of a bunch of spergs communicating with identities
132272 No.257720
132272 No.257721
>>>>257718
i love how a few words from jahans tore us apart
132272 No.257722
>>257718
>>257719
>>257721
there is no implosion
rare pic of adam
132272 No.257723
>>257704
get outta here with that anti-trump rhetoric, you cuck
anti-trumpism = anti-americanism
132272 No.257724
>>257723
>anti-americanism is a bad thing
t..52%
132272 No.257725
>this thread
jahanism is the gift that keeps on giving. praise our lord AGJ
132272 No.257726
>>257724
shoo shoo eurocuck
132272 No.257727
132272 No.257728
132272 No.257729
>>257719
>Gordo's joined the discord
>leaks the screenshots of the autistics in there
>makes the ebil Nazi trolls fight each other.
Well Played Gordo, well played.
132272 No.257730
>>257723
>Has a jewish daughter and grandchildren
LE BASED TRUMP WILL DELIVER THE WHITE RACE
I am anti american because america is anti-nationalist, it was founded on the betrayal of their english kin and almost immediately turned into a multi-ethnic melting pot, with slave owners marrying their slaves, and mixing between various european nations.
132272 No.257731
this is genetically superior
132272 No.257732
132272 No.257734
132272 No.257735
>>257716
ABSOLUTE NECKBEARD
132272 No.257745
A few of the posts mentioning AdmiralJahans are getting reported for Doxing, and the whole thread has been reported as "Doxing off topic."
Just thought you should know.
>>257653
t h i c c
132272 No.257747
132272 No.257748
Iv been away for a day or two but it seems the thread has taken a rather amusing turn.
Theres a lesson here somewhere. >>257719 has the gist of it. Cancerous discord circlejerks are doomed to implode. For matters such as these, anon really is the only way to go. Its the tried and tested manner. Ego and namefaggery inevitable leads to downfall.
>tfw no actual veteran /cow/boys were harmed in the implosion as they can into op-sec
132272 No.257749
>>257745
>hehe hehehhe lets dox some fat crippled autist! epic win!
>oh no dont dox me im outta here this is so scary :(((((((
132272 No.257751
>>257712
This is the guy reporting the posts about AdmiralJahans
OP has appeared to have reported himself.
132272 No.257753
>>257748
In any matter involving cows, anonymity is the only sane choice. We've seen the same thing happen with foxdicks. People start to use the cow to troll, then it gets discovered that the trollers are just as autistic as the original cow. Once some threshold of faggotry is reached, all the dirt that the users have been collecting about each other explodes and internet drama ensues.
Identity is cancer 100% of the time. I don't know why people haven't learned.
132272 No.257755
132272 No.257756
>>257745
This thread keeps getting better and better.
132272 No.257758
>>257748
>>257753
Never understood what a discord was even supposed to accomplish. Sending him more spiders? Pretending to be his gf? Anything you need to "hide" and "plan" is going to be fucking stupid anyway.
132272 No.257760
>>257758
jahans did interviews in person on the discord
132272 No.257761
>>257760
That was before Spergout I. He wasn't going to do one now.
132272 No.257762
Well if all this doesn't tempt Jahans onto /cow/ I don't know what will.
132272 No.257763
>>257758
The discord is mostly supposed to be for banter, that's what 99% of the conversations and messages have been about. Otherwise we have discussed meeting up in person and sightseeing some important jahanic landmarks around woking. Is the whole point of this place not to be to laugh at alex (lolcow)? If so, laughing in real time along with other people in conversation is much more enjoyable in my opinion and experience. If that is your perspective, feel free not to bother with it. The spider woman (silly woman) acted alone, it wasn't discussed before she ordered it and she was apprehended due to her mistakes alone, I don't see what it had to do with the discord.
Despite the doxxxxing the discord is going to continue for these sorts of purposes. Feel free to participate if you want to, k thnx
132272 No.257765
>>257763
>The discord is mostly supposed to be for banter
You should tell them to get better at handling the bants then. People posted a couple public pictures of you spazes and you all started hiding videos, crying about people posting screenshots of your sekrit club, crying about muh dox and reporting the thread. Pretty pathetic m80 and funny
132272 No.257770
>>257765
It was never secret. Being butthurt about important Jahanists who make great Jahans OC is because it fucks up our fun.
Also do you actually know who reported this thread? This thread has been spammed pretty hard by some butthurt people.
132272 No.257772
>>257763
>The discord is mostly supposed to be for banter
The discord is great comedy, keep it up you autistic faggots
132272 No.257773
>>257770
>Also do you actually know who reported this thread?
The thread's OP, for one.
132272 No.257774
>>257765
>You should tell them to get better at handling the bants then. People posted a couple public pictures of you spazes
Criticise the ones sperged out then, nothing has changed in terms of sever management etc, just a couple of blokes couldn't handle it. I was somewhat doxxxxed (many details are off) and I also found it quite funny, ask any one of the ten people sitting with me in the VC as it was happening. Like 2 people out of 60 odd complained about the screenshotting. Which as a rule was just intended to make it clear to well intentioned people that it would be crossing a line, no one thought it would be actually enforceable (because it obviously isn't). The idea that the discord was supposed to be private is wrong, it has always been openly advertised for all who want to join.
Speaking of which:
https://discord.gg/xBAw6ek
132272 No.257775
>>257773
are they going to try to control the OP like SOK now?
132272 No.257776
>>257770
>It was never secret.
Then why did people get upset that people were posting screenshots from it here?
>Being butthurt about important Jahanists who make great Jahans OC is because it fucks up our fun.
Yeah guess you're above the banter and jokes because you autist make some of the OC. My mistake.
>Also do you actually know who reported this thread?
The OP and people crying doxing.
>This thread has been spammed pretty hard by some butthurt people.
You're right it certainly has.
132272 No.257777
>>257776
>Then why did people get upset that people were posting screenshots from it here?
Who fucking cares/knows.
A bunch of bored people sperged out and tried to make it like the discord is a bunch of autistcows because "like lol so funny".
>>Being butthurt about important Jahanists who make great Jahans OC is because it fucks up our fun.
>
>Yeah guess you're above the banter and jokes because you autist make some of the OC. My mistake.
Right doxxxxing is just a prank bro, s-sure
>>Also do you actually know who reported this thread?
>
>The OP and people crying doxing.
Not really important. That's a few people.
>>This thread has been spammed pretty hard by some butthurt people.
>
>You're right it certainly has.
Butthurt people who stupidly hate a fuckin discord server. Lame.
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>>257777
no fun allowed bro
132272 No.257779
>>257763
> banter
> flounce around like pansy hairdressers at the slightest disturbance
Twice now people have told you you're autistic retards. Please cease.
132272 No.257780
>>257774
> opsec bunker
> for commenting on the videos of Jahans
You've tried so hard to hold in your power level lol
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132272 No.257782
>>257770
Capping the dox in this thread to send to Alex & the Her Majesty's police in Woking, we're going to have fun with the Anti-Fascist Victory Saga one way or another.
(Didn't actually know his email address so I just sent it to farshnuke@everything and surely one or all will get through.)
132272 No.257790
FUCK THE AUTISTS
FESH JAHANS
132272 No.257796
Time for a new thread lads
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132272 No.257806
> I spent 2 hours talking to a self described Far-Left, Marxist, Feminist. A few of you ask about what my politics are and I hope this sheds some light.
wew
132272 No.257812
>Leavet he Jahans tab open at my work computer
>Get here next day
>150 new replies
>>257595
>>257607
>>257617
It's often the case that prominent, facefagging trolls are cows themselves. Although he seemed ok at first, when Black Adam showed up, I suspected he might fit that bill.
>>257636
>when he was doxed as an autistic economics student
>Doxed as autistic
The ethernal austist strikes again.
>>257649
>I am not a leftist, by any means. I am a fascist
Perhaps Black Adams can enlighten you about horseshoe theory.
> even the daily shoah is too far left for me
EVEN THE DAIY SHOAH!?
Wow, you're so cool! Can I be your friend?
Also, 958f9d is "genetically superior".
>>257745
/cow/ has the best mods.
>>257753
I think we're entering a new saga.
132272 No.257813
>>257540
I don't know if it's the program I'm using but none of them have speech marks, commas or full stops. Reading this is shit is jarring as it is. I could not finish The Taming of Me, the pathetic aspirations of Jahans and the constant referencing of podcasts and the complete lack of timing was giving me the shits. Shit, and I thought my writing was shit. I popped a pick at Laura Queen of Earth and then deleted the whole folder.
>>257812
>browsing /cow/ at work
absolute madman
132272 No.257817
New FRED
>>257816
New FRED
>>257816
132272 No.257875
>>257812
I'm not autistic reeeeeeee
It's slander from a disgruntled yank that i banned for baiting me about the american revolution.
132272 No.257877
>>257875
also horseshoe theory, if you really believe that, you are the autist
132272 No.257999
>>257877
I don't, it was a joke on Black Adams' behalf. Although, if you think it's proactive to purge even people who are to the right of the overton window, but not right enough, I have a hard time believing you're not an autist.
132272 No.258834
black adam what is he some kind a NOGGA?
HAHAHAHAHA