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>#3 http://archive.is/Bcudc

This is actually thread #4, but let's just sweep that under the rug.

>>246911

>This is actually thread #4, but let's just sweep that under the rug.

Covering up your mistakes, just like the average corrupt right-winger. I bet you'll vote UKIP, you racist!

>>247126

I've been found out! They know i'm Peter Hitchens, Daily Mail columnist and leader of the Alt-Right! However will me and my blairite chums stop society from evolving into a radical feminist, technoprogressive post-scarcity utopia now that Jahans is around?

>>247132

>I shall never go on any chan

Damn. I was hoping our Gord would pay us a visit at some point.

>>247140

NOT a political video

>>247254

you honestly think he is thinking "will my audience believe I don't really care?".

That's an interesting idea. I wouldn't have thought of that.

So should we, in your opinion, watch Jahans videos with the idea in mind that he is self consciously trying to manipulate each and every one of us (his viewers)?

>>247252

>>247253

>>247254

>If only he could just drop the ego and be honest with himself for once.

It's interesting that someone who is so shameless and willing to humiliate himself has such a high, ego-driven, demands on his reputation.

>>247130

I haven't checked the /pol/ threads. Was the evidence good, or was it mainly circumstancial and speculative? Was Enoch himself (supposedly) jewish, or was it just his wife?

I thought about it, and if I wanted to throw /pol/ doxers of the scent, I might set up some bait like that. Make a Facebook account under a false name in order to try and make /pol/ believe they found me. If you set it up to be jewish, it will be to funny to ignore. If anyone found my real (presumably goy) account, they would be called out as TRS shills. Not saying this is what happened in this case, though. Just a thought.

>>247256

>I haven't checked the /pol/ threads. Was the evidence good, or was it mainly circumstancial and speculative? Was Enoch himself (supposedly) jewish, or was it just his wife?

His wife is Jewish and they're getting a divorce now (she's half Jewish but identifies as a Jew).

Mike, whose last name is Peinovich is reportedly 3/4 Norwegian and 1/4 Serbian, which makes sense to me.

He's pretty much fully admitted that it's him and they've taken a massive hit, it looked bad and there were rumors everywhere that TRS was dying. A big chunk of the userbase has abandoned them now, too.

So, if they're faking this, I'd be fucking blown away.

>>247255

His ego would go insane if he wasn't exposing his bullshit to his audience and then rationalizing it that any negative feedback is just the audience being horrible people/trolls/nazis.

Without his Youtube presence and imaginary fight against "the evil nazi trolls who deserve to die"- he would soon realize what a useless piece of shit he is. Youtube is his way of feeling alive and purposeful.

He preemptively self deprecates in hopes that this will take the ability of trolls to deprecate him away, which of course never works. lol.

>>247256

oh yea one last thing:

They would not have faked his wife being Jewish if it was just a trolljob

>>247255 (Checked)

He doesn't think like a normal person. That's why it's difficult to understand that he could be so outrageously stupid or egotistical at times. His behaviour is alien in that way. For example keeping his cannibal torture stories not only online but on the same blog he references in the CV he gives to employers.

As for the obviously untrue statements and promises he always breaks, I think he's very much like someone doing a weight loss vlog. It's about talking to and convincing themselves that they're doing something, rather than actually doing it. He's setting a goal that he'd like to be true. Of course he will fail because at this point he's practically addicted to the news cycle, but he feels accomplished and in control at that particular moment. It's destructive avoidance behaviour.

>>247257

Yes, that's a great analysis of Jahans. I think you understand him well. He is obviously objectively worse than any of his audience if you look at his horrific stories but his ego and pride prevents him from deleting them all. At least it makes it easy to convince people he's the bad buy. Just send them a link to one of his stories and get them to ctrl+f for a keyword.

>>247257

>>247258

I think you guys have some good ideas but I have a different idea about what the self-deprecation is about.

Notice how it is all about his body. He'll talk endlessly about how it is his Kallman's and small penis and tits that are the source of all his anguish and where the trolling comes from. He doesn't consider for a second that his ideas and behaviour are the main source of what's amusing, because he sees himself as infallible.

Jahans is a cerebral narcissist, he views others as intellectually inferior because he was a gifted child and smarter than other children. Except while the other kids were learning and building up skills and a bank of knowledge he left school to play minecraft and listen to podcasts all day, and now they have by and large overtaken him massively.

This is why Jahans is so comfortable exposing his man-breasts and almost braggadocious about his micropenis - he values physical fitness, hygiene, income, masculinity etc. less than his intellect, which he sees as sizeable.

So if you really want to troll Jahans and get him to realise the error of his ways, don't take the bait he willingly throws out - remind him that his is of average to below average intelligence with no specialist skills to speak of.

When it finally clicks for Jahans that educated women would pick a low IQ, well groomed handsome tradesman over him every time, he might get serious about employment.

>>247265

That's very interesting. He thinks he was gifted as a child but does he have anything to show for it? What are his other qualifications apart from his degree? Has he written anything apart from cannibal torture porn? He's made a few 3D models and a small number of extremely spasticated animations. This video posted in an earlier thread isn't exactly the work of a gifted child. It makes him look like a full on retard.

He also leaves typos in all his writing and makes very stupid mistakes over and over, for example typing no one as "noone". Everyone makes typos but the consistency is some evidence his IQ can't be that high. Maybe he will claim to be above minor details like good spelling.

>>247270

>it doesn't seem that he is the least bit truly remorseful or even ashamed of his fetishes

That's why I worry he may become more dangerous in future.

>>247271

>He thinks he was gifted as a child but does he have anything to show for it? What are his other qualifications apart from his degree?

In that podcast interview on that Jahanist site Gordo says something to the effect of "The problem with having autism is you tend to feel like the smartest person in the room" so make of that what you will.

>>247272

Oh god, did he collaborate with Moleman on that? How old was he when he made that?

>>247273

It was posted in 2009 and he's 25 now? So he was 17 or thereabouts? That can't be right, jesus christ.

>>247270

>This is most likely more cover because it doesn't seem that he is the least bit truly remorseful or even ashamed of his fetishes

Doesn't he? He says it makes him a bad feminist, but you're probably right. I think he likes to see himself as having an ugly, deformed exterior, which makes people judge him harsly and not realise that he infact is a genius.

>>247254

>.webm

So Jahans does love us! That makes me so happy!

>>247258

>They would not have faked his wife being Jewish if it was just a trolljob

Not sure if this is true. By making his wife jewish, /pol/ will prefer this lead over one where she's a goy, and since none of the hosts are revealed as jewish everyone will still be able to listen to them without fearing that they're being fed propaganda by a jew.

>He's pretty much fully admitted that it's him and they've taken a massive hit, it looked bad and there were rumors everywhere that TRS was dying. A big chunk of the userbase has abandoned them now, too.

Checked alexa (http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/therightstuff.biz), and I can see no drop, just continous groth (perhaps Alexa has too low sampling frequency to pick it up). Do you have some metric for this?

>>247272

Usually I can at least imagine what he was going for. Here … not so much.

>>247275

>perhaps Alexa has too low sampling frequency to pick it up

I checked and actually it says "updated daily", so this can't be it.

>>247272

>Project M.I.R.T.H

>Planet Mirth

>Laura Queen of Mirth

Coincidence or is Alex doing something here?

>>247272

>>247277

Wait a minute…

>Planet Mirth

>Laura queen of Mirth

>his video from 2 days ago is titled "Project MIRTH"

I see he's continuing with this ouroboros of autism.

>>247274

That's fucked up.

2009 honestly doesn't seem that long ago.

>>247283

>he's been autistically obsessed with the word "Mirth"

On a whim I searched for mirth doctor who and that produced some results. There'a podcast called "Defenders of the Mirth" and a short story called "Mirth, or Walking Spirits". Mirth must mean something.

>>247284

To be honest his parents were either fucking retarded themselves or just plain neglectful not to see something was wrong with him related to puberty or hormones. He looks and sounds way younger than he was in those older videos.

>>247287

I googled

>https://encrypted.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Laura%20Queen%20of%20Mirth#hl=en&q=+Mirth+site:farsh-nuke.blogspot.com

And all I found was

>The Farsh-nuke chuckled then stalked over to Charlotte. His expression turning from mirth to wrath. “What did I say about harming my girls?”

from

>http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.com.es/2016/03/fuzzy-logic-distraction-novelette-nsfw.html

Perhaps we're jumping to conclusions.

>>247289

We should cease all other alt-right operations until we figure this out… unless that's exactly what he wants us to do

>>247287

I know. How the fuck did he get to twentyTHREE before realizing that his girly voice, lack of pubic or body hair, 0 sex drive, no facial hair was not normal.

>>247287

>>247289

I don't know if it's just an across the pond kind of thing but in Britain, mirth means happiness or laughter. It's an archaic word and not commonly used but it's only Jahans repetition of it that makes it weird. He hasn't gone and made up a word or anything like that.

>>247292

>>247293

Jahans' teen behaviour has made me consider the role of puberty in human development. I'm sure there are proper studies on it but do you maybe think that wanting to interact with the other sex curbs weird behaviours or is it something else? Jahans is not exactly an ideal case to look at cause its hard telling whats due to autism, whats due to Kallmans and whats due to general Jahans.

>>247296

It's probably the reason he is only sexually aroused by the idea of killing women.

>>247302

I think so, that and some kind of brain injury.

>>247304

I love stuff like this. You've done a great job. Well done.

I have been laying the groundwork for a so-called "signal boost" of Jahans on a certain website. I want to assemble a list of all the fucked up things he has done or written about. If anyone would like to contribute by adding to or expanding on this I would be grateful:

>brought a hamster to orgasm

>carried a dead rat around with him

>buried multiple goldfish alive to make compost

>played with animal carcasses

>smashed a child's head into the ground repeatedly screaming "why won't you die"

>wiped his cat's arse with his finger

>wrote about intravenously injecting women with cum, shit and piss

>wrote about removing and eating organs from living women

>wrote about cutting women into pieces

>wrote about wanting to shrink women and keep them as pets

>wrote about roasting Amy Pond alive

>threatened to strangle every member of an internet club

>made multiple topless youtube videos, once asking the audience to masturbate

>got banned from multiple facebook groups for transphobia

>wrote unsolicited torture porn of Laura K Dale and Jim Sterling

>terrified a deeply autistic man after performing oral sex on him

>killed a tarantula by crushing it under foot

I only need to provide citations for some of them. It doesn't really matter if you make stuff up either, I won't check and nor will anyone else. Everything in the above list is true though.

>>247308

>killed a tarantula by crushing it under foot

Is that the spider he was sent in the post?

>>247304

We need more pics like that to compile a Encyclopedia Jahanica/ Gran Jahanic Grimoire

>>247308

>It doesn't really matter if you make stuff up either

Yeah it does. The truth is always scarier, just look at Chris.

>Stealing his sister's Barbie dolls to sleep with them

>Scaring off his sister

>>247308

>carried a dead rat around with him

>buried multiple goldfish alive to make compost

>played with animal carcasses

These were done as a child, and while they do indicate some later weird tendencies, I would at least mention that.

>smashed a child's head into the ground repeatedly screaming "why won't you die"

Both Jahans and the child were both pre-teens at the time, this should be clarified.

>wiped his cat's arse with his finger

With a tissue. It's not weird that he did it, only that he did it on camera and never cut it.

>wrote about intravenously injecting women with cum, shit and piss

>wrote about removing and eating organs from living women

>wrote about cutting women into pieces

>wrote about wanting to shrink women and keep them as pets

>wrote about roasting Amy Pond alive

He's only written about sylphs to my knowledge which are fantastical creatures that mostly take shape as women. It's still messed up but not quite the same.

>threatened to strangle every member of an internet club

No context given here. Jahans had some legitimate grievances with some members of that group.

>terrified a deeply autistic man after performing oral sex on him

He never did this to my knowledge. He only helped his ex-bf operate a vacuum bed. He did scare him though afterwards.

>killed a tarantula by crushing it under foot

No mention that he received it in the post?

This is playing fast and loose with the facts, the rest of your points are fine but these need more context and clarification before you spread them around, as >>247319 says, the truth is scarier. This is dangerously close to A-Logging, step it back a bit.

If you want some more real shit though:

>Attempted to physically remove his father from the house after a verbal altercation.

>Demanded that his mother pay him 50 pounds to move a chair in the house and got angry when she only gave him 30 pounds later.

>>247313

Yes.

>>247319

>>247327

Thank you for those additions. Your dedication to accuracy is honourable, and you're right, so I will fact check any others that are posted. He has written about women being converted into sylphs against their will but yes, following his logic they don't count as women and it's fine to torture them because they want it.

>>247329

I like it. Adding a GNP logo would make it a fine intro for one of his vids.

>>247331

Just watching his latest video, he is just parroting leftist talking points but he does it in a fairly eloquent and original way. It's not as totally robotic as I had imagined (haven't watched his vids in a couple months).

Thoughts?

What I'm trying to wrap my mind around is what people mean by "he's robotic". We need to be autistically scientifically specific about our Jahanism so that the future Encyclopedia Jahanica can be absolute nectar.

>>247332

Sometimes it feels like he's close to having original thoughts but he never quite gets there. I often think he's about to go to the next stage of logic but then I remember he's only talking about x or y because he read a column about it and his "opinions" are always limited to that script.

He's animated and energetic at times which I agree doesn't seem robotic at all, but it is largely copied from other people. I think by now he can be convincing enough to fool people. People with more serious autism can't do that. The word robotic is often used to describe autistic or flat affect but I didn't mean it that way. Instead I'm referring to the way he absorbs mannerisms from the e-celebs he watches and opinions from the media he reads.

>>247327

>With a tissue. It's not weird that he did it, only that he did it on camera and never cut it.

JIDF pls. He fingers the cat's ass twice with his hand, which he never washes and proceeds to touch all over his face and hair.

>>247335

Project MIRTH is in effect.

>>247334

so where is his ability to speak in a seemingly normal and human way coming from? he just seems so sincere to me now that I'm watching him again.

I'm struggling to know even what to think of him. Taking him at face value when it comes to his words, or what?

Thanks.

New video

What did his Mum say at 9:07?

>>247356

You beat me to it, damn

Top Jahanism m8. You should be editor-in-chief of Encyclopedia Jahanica

>>247346

No one is saying he's a clinically retarded. Obviously he can communicate. He just has a below average IQ and autism. He's educationally sub normal and very naive so of course he believes what he reads. No one has said he's lying about being left wing, just that he's using it as a shield for his extremely disturbing fetishes.

>>247356

>Politics literally in the title

He continues to break his promise!

>>247356

I will eventually get around to watching this but I haven't the stomach right now to hear about 'fandoms'. Notice how the 'fandom' tag is only applied to media consumed by socially maladjusted womanchildren on tumblr. It's like a sign planted firmly in the ground with a big skull and crossbones warning you away from that intellectual property.

>>247358

>He just has a below average IQ and autism

I'm not sure he's actually below average I

>>247363

iq-

maybe his autism just makes him shittier at hiding stupidity or something

>>247356

Why the fuck does he keep thinking Trump will invade Britain? Like for real? Does he think because he calls Trump a Nazi Trump will actually carry out an attack from Hitlers playbook and pull a Blitz 2.0?

>>247363

I wouldn't say he's below average but he speaks on things that he has little to no knowledge of/a very basic understanding thus making him seem very dumb.

>>247356

It sounded like she was asking what he wanted for dinner tonight.

Has Gords said anything about how his parents react to him making videos?

>>247367

I think he mentioned once that his mom complained about him telling strangers about all the shitty stuff in their lives

>>247363

>>247365

So you both believe he would beat half the population (excluding non-whites) on an IQ test? Because that is what you are saying. Remember the average is 100. You believe, despite everything you have seen and heard, that his IQ is above 100. I can't believe that. Would he do well in some specific areas? Yes. But everywhere else he would score very poorly.

I think one of his big secrets is that his low intelligence prevents him from doing even the most basic of jobs. He talks endless amounts of shit to cover this up.

I could be completely wrong because this is all just based on my opinion of his output and I'm not an expert by any means.

>>247271

>Has he written anything apart from cannibal torture porn?

Fan fiction. Beyond that I'm not sure.

It's most interesting to me how incredibly disgusting his "original" work is compared to how utterly pleb his media obsessions are. You'd think he'd have discovered Cronenberg or William Burroughs or any of dozens of others like that. Instead he rambles on about Sherlock and other BBC all-ages fare.

>>247376

this is a good point, I hadn't noticed before.

>>247275

>Checked alexa (http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/therightstuff.biz), and I can see no drop, just continous groth (perhaps Alexa has too low sampling frequency to pick it up). Do you have some metric for this?

Very offtopic here but it wouldn't show any decline, they've had more mainstream media exposure in the last week than they've had the two years combined.

TRS is a network as well as just having one podcast, quite a few of the shows have either gone on "hiatus" or announced they're leaving. The forums were shut down and comments closed. Some of the earliest defenders ("Fascist Lemming") have changed their minds.

My guess is that they'll stick it out, with everyone saying how wonderful it is now that the unserious people have departed but the internal contradictions are kind of ridiculous, and extreme politics don't hold up very well to being credibly ridiculed.

>>247379

fascist lemming is a larpy idiot, TRS's biggest mistake was trying to flirt with the dumb basement neo nazis.

They were always better than that. Seriously, can we stop with the neo nazi retardation? I'm so sick of it.

>>247319

>We need more pics like that to compile a Encyclopedia Jahanica/ Gran Jahanic Grimoire

The Necrojahanicon? It works on MULTIPLE LEVELS!

>>247375

Someone with an IQ of 99 is below average. That would be a massive blow if said person thought of themselves as an intellectual. If they have a job and some kind of life they would get over it quickly but for someone like Jahans all he has is his intellectual superiority over the allegedly stupid right wingers.

>>247376

That's an argument in favour of the low IQ theory. It could also be related to his autism. They do tend to latch onto something and stick to it for a long time. Another idea is that it's simply because the media he consumes always promotes those BBC shows and he rarely leaves that bubble.

He hasn't ever talked about horror films either, with the exception of Jaws.

>>247381

I like it!

>>247388

> He hasn't ever talked about horror films either, with the exception of Jaws.

That's true too. His writing would always be creepy but it would be understandable if he were a fan of horror or schlock or even mondo cinema – that weird sometimes real, sometimes not film. Those folks usually have some interest in creating it.

Fuck, he has a degree in "film studies." A friend of mine studied film so I'm under no illusion that he had a scholarly education but that friend at least had to actually, you know, "study film."

But no go. His fodder is BBC sci-fi, shows like The West Wing, the original BBC House of Cards. All the shows of a middle aged pensioner that still rents VHS tapes from the library.

>>247376

>>247388

>>247505

He's probably into some fucked up media but is extremely ashamed of it or desperately wants to hide it to maintain his "morally superior" persona. No idea why he appears so shameless with regard to his original work though, perhaps that's the narcissism.

>>247554

we should look for subtle mentions of weird shit he's into

or maybe he is just vanilla-er than we think?

>>247555

I doubt he could be that vanilla, the sort of person who write something like this:

"Lucy’s left hand jabbed a needle into her right butt cheek and injected 4 centiliters of blood, 1 centiliter of cum, 1 centiliter of tears and 1 centiliter of spit.

Amy cried “Thank you!”

Lucy tossed the spent syringe away and continued kissing Amy as she turned.

After 10 seconds Lucy sucked at Amy’s neck and bit down on her jugular, tearing it open. Lucy drank greedily and plunged a knife into Amy’s chest. Lucy carved a circle out of Amy’s chest then pulled out Amy’s still beating heart and cut each of the veins and arteries carefully before eating it bite by bite and swallowing it down.

Lucy whispered “On the floor, there’s a good girl.”

Amy climbed off the bench and stood on all 4s between the prisoner and Lucy.

Sally ran up with a gas powered stove, a couple of plates, a spatula, a frying pan and a rather large knife. She positioned the stove behind Amy and left the plates, frying pain and spatula there as she went to cut the Prisoner free.

“Nice show.” said the Logicio “I assume it was all arranged beforehand?”

“Entirely.” said Lucy with a smile as she proceeded to julay Amy to get some fat for the pan “Slice of arse or are you more of a breast man?”

“Arse is good.” said the Logicio.

“Excellent.” said Lucy as she carved Amy’s arse and fried the slices in her julay "

is not the same sort of person who limits their visual media enjoyment to prime time BBC and let's plays. I wonder if at some point his parents forbid him from watching violent movies; I doubt he would've listened though, he has thoroughly demonstrated that he doesn't give a fuck what his family thinks.

>>247567

I wonder kind of if he's making this shit up to get attention.

>>247252

>>247388

In terms of academic achievement he does only have 5 GCSE'S (for non-brits, these are examinations conducted for the school years from 14-16 years old). On average, most people have 10-11 GCSE'S so what Jahan's achieved would be vastly below average.

Now, i'm sure many would attribute his performance to his other impairments but i would say that beyond a reasonable doubt, it prooves that his intelligence is below-par.

>>247598

/pol/ once found his porn account and it was all very vanilla or just lesbian stuff, but it could have been set up by him as some kind of way to "throw us off" the scent of his real depraved porno desires.

who knows

>>247617

a porn account with the name farshnuke btw, and he seemed to corroborate that it was his account

>>247567

Maybe no horror films or filmed porn is fucked up enough for him. He's talked about vore and microphilia and as far as I'm aware nothing like that would be on a normal porn website. His interests remind me of the worst furfags but I cannot recall him ever talking about that.

>>247617

Could be.

He could have gone through a period of trying to redeem himself. Now he has built up a narrative to rational his extreme fetishes, but I can imagine him going through a phase of trying to cure himself in the past.

In his last video he yet again reminds us that his fetishes are just fantasies and not real. He regurgitates lots consent talk and tries to claim lots of women are into it. It felt like he was trying to convince himself as much as us that he's not dangerous. It is incredibly disingenuous of him to yet again link his depraved and often illegal interests to BDSM. This theme is becoming more and more frequent in his videos and writings.

>>247659

>Maybe no horror films or filmed porn is fucked up enough for him.

I think it's more that his fantasies are about control. Watching a horror movie and not knowing what fucked up shit happens next is probably not appealing to him, I suspect.

He wants to be writer, director and master. He has posted creepy shit indicating before that he has fantasies of controlling and manipulating his audience.

He posted once to his "trolls" that he could squish them like bugs.

>>247574

Jahans has been doing this for years, and he finds that stuff tittilating, it's not for show.

>>247590

Jahans dropped so many GCSE's due to leaving school early, not because he was incapable of doing them.

>>247659

>>247661

Have you maybe considered that the pornstars ruin it for him? The women in his stories are all attractive and successful women not depressing meth-addled adult actresses.

Jahans seems to want to 'ruin' beautiful and intelligent women more than anything. None of the multiverse women are ever ugly or dumb. Jahans' obsession is not with dominating women, it's dominating beautiful smart feminine women. It's like he wants the 'purest' distilled examples of womanhood only to further play into his fetish of destroying, enslaving or nulliffying beauty (and to heighten the dopamine release on climax presumably)

>>247661

So no porn created by anyone else can do it for him like his own creations. Sounds like it's all a power fantasy. He is completely disempowered in real life so it makes sense. Thinking back on his videos, he always perks up when he talks about his height or size in relation to violence. Worrying.

>>247670

No I haven't but it certainly fits. It explains why he might have found some pleasure in lesbian porn. The women in that have a greater chance of not being tatted-up and may appear to be purer or more innocent from his point of view. Whereas those characteristics would be impossible to assign to women in hardcore porn.

We've seen the theme of linking beauty and success to white women, and white people generally, displayed by a number of freaks. Self-hatred, perceived or actual inferiority and jealousy is probably the root cause of his anti-white racism. The media he reads is full of it too. He believes his trolls are mostly men yet despite claiming to be bisexual has never written men as his victims - that I know of anyway. According to what I know of him, his real life bullies have always been male.

I hate to imagine Jahans believing that white women actually deserve to be the victims of his sickness. I think that is the next logical step in his accelerating rationalisation, especially as world events continue to disempower and anger him. I can see him inventing a narrative that either removes the need for consent or that it is somehow already implied. When that happens he will take it into real life.

>>247730

Well from the most recent video he's made two new, bold statements about his 'kinks'.

One was that some women like that stuff too which is true of bdsm but Jahans seems to lump everything under that label.

And something about 'acting out a scene'? That bit really worried me because that could mean literally anything.

Question for the scholars of Jahanism: Why wasn't his Kallmanns recognized back when should've been in puberty? Or did his autism and subnormal IQ mask the behavioural changes he should've gone thorugh? (Which still leaves his abnormal body development tho)

>>247730

You sound like someone who's eager to see Jahans indulge in vore fantasies IRL.

>>247820

not quite, they have a pretty big house, I doubt she is directly hearing him.

>>247783

Me too. First he goes on about how it's just fantasy and not real then ends up talking about real life as you say. I was like, wait a minute Jahans, how can ANY of the things you are into possibly be acted out?

>>247820

Either a total lack of shame or he just doesn't car about his mum. He didn't used to talk about this stuff in his videos. The testosterone has brought it on. She must be a nervous wreck.

>>247894

Absolutely not. Assuming you're not part of Project MIRTH, I'll explain. The whole reason why I discuss this is to raise awareness. Jahans is completely unchallenged apart from people who insult him. He can brush them away as trolls. But perhaps on the off chance he reads this thread, or talks to someone who has, then maybe he would see it from an outside point of view. The result hopefully being that he would immediately delete all his porn and see a therapist.

>>247730

> he always perks up when he talks about his height or size in relation to violence. Worrying.

what are you getting at exactly? I'm confused by the verbiage. Thanks.

>>247928

He seems to enjoy telling us how dangerous he could be physically if it wasn't for his morality. He's done it multiple times and it was the thing that initially made me wonder if he had assaulted his family members.

>>247932

oh right, that is interesting, although it could be him desperately searching for a way that his mere words can scare us

He obviously feels a lot of anger and hate towards his "trolls", so he wants us to fear him. On that note, he fears us. You know that by the fact of how incredibly freaked out he became when pizza came to his house.

He seems to think any moment one of his "trolls" is going to appear out of the ether and crack his neck.

>>247923

He said in the discord chats that his mum yells at him to hold it down. The last two videos have had clear edits followed by mumbling in a low voice, in the latter you can actually hear her. And that's given his shitty microphone.

>>247926

Jahans doesn't seem to care about his mum or dad a whole lot. He just treats them like normal people, not like they paid for him and raised him from an infant well into his twenties. Poor Helen already tried to evict him once but he guilted her by saying it was close to christmas.

>>247360

I dunno man, WH40k is a 'fandom', but it doesn't have Cat Ladies infesting it. A few trannies and one faggot writer for The Mary Sue who got assblasted after I mocked him for bringing SocJus shit into WH40k, and wrote a 2nd article about "actual fascists who like Warhammer"

We should try to find out if he has accounts without the new Farshnuke. He might be hiding something from us. There must be some clues.

>>248075

the name* Farshnuke

This is going on my assumption that his porn account was faked.

It seems like something he'd do to feel like he's manipulating his audience: create dummy accounts.

He actually mentioned the porn account and then it got "discovered" shortly thereafter, really suspicious.

NEW JAHANS BLOG

http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2017/01/220117.html

>Barbecue ribs because long before vore and vegetarianism were things he dabbled in the idea of eating internal organs squicked him out.

Jahans thinks ribs are organs (?)

>I can already feel my super ego, that rational critic that tries vainly to keep me seeming normal, reacting with disgust at what I have writtyen and I have this deep impulse to purge this particular document because I can’t so starkly let the world know of my faults

Jahans distancing himself from his better self that is rightfully ashamed.

>Anyway, that’s me and I feel reassured in my identity again. After a long winter and a long week I am back to who I need to be. I can smell the duty and I see the jobs in front of me. Onwards.

This seems hopeful at least. Good luck with the job search if you're in the thread Gordon.

>>248167

I want to comment on some things in that blog post.

>who I am, what I am, my personality and my behaviours, is performative

He's beginning to accept what I've been saying for a while. This is a good sign. Unfortunately the rest of the blog is horrendous.

>My empathy is my weakness

False. It's his lack of empathy.

>I’m good with computers

False. He does not have any real skill.

>it’s why the nazis, trolls and bullies are always so fucking obsessed with me

False. It's because he makes ridiculous videos and writes unbelievably despicable stories. His rationalisations are fascinating and disturbing to anyone who enjoys watching freaks online.

>I become a sponge for my mother’s psychological problems

False. He caused and continues to be the cause of his parent's problems.

>I need work

Get a job on in a shop or warehouse then.

>I am writing is pretty girls giving themselves up gladly to nerds

False. He writes brutal torture and cannibalism porn.

>I can still construct logical frameworks within my mind

To rationalise his disgusting and often illegal sexual fantasies.

>I rage at the angry, vengeful, sadistic side of the left

Yet he has extremely sadistic sexual fantasies

>I could be a monster and I know it

Warning us that we better be careful!

>I refuse to beat the fuck out of those who despise me

Coming from someone who writes violent anti-woman porn.

>Morality is a cage that protects me by protecting society

False. It is a product of genuine empathy which non-cannibal fetishists tend to have by default. His so-called empathy is a total lie. We better be careful he never lets himself out of his cage!

>I have a lust for knowledge

Why not learn a skill? This assertion seems false because he has nothing to show for it.

>My empathy lets me understand the fuzzy logic

False. This is yet another example of robotic calculation of what empathy means. He doesn't show even a shred of empathy for his own family. For example he refuses to even clean up his room.

>With my rage, ambition and sadism combined with my adaptability, empathy and intellect I could be a terror upon society if I wanted

Another threat. The reality is he is overweight, lazy and quite stupid. He will only be a threat to those physically weaker than him, for example animals, the young and elderly, or those who do want to fight back (his parents).

>Instead I forbid myself from revenge, lies and invading other’s privacy along with all the basic do no harm stuff

Threatening again.

>the moral blank cheque that is the rise of nazis across the world

Laying out a narrative for excusing his future violent acts. Sociopathic language.

>a vore enthusiast who has greatly insulted the trans community, feminists and nazis, who has licked his tit on video and talked in graphic detail about the unpleasant issues that come from having a small penis is not likely to gain much traction or respect politically

True.

>>248182

>>I’m good with computers

>False. He does not have any real skill.

I've noticed this is pretty common among cows. CWC believed he was great with computers. Just because you spend all your time online doesn't mean you're good with computers.

Half the shit he talks about in his blog is nothing special and is literally what everyone else does.

>I refuse to beat the fuck out of those who despise me

Jahans, that's called being a fucking adult.

>Except the same intellect that is capable of theoretically giving that a shot is capable of thinking so many moves ahead and realising that it would only end badly for everyone

Thinking through the consequences of your actions is another standard thing that normal adults do. I don't get why Jahans thinks he's special for doing this. It's also pretty edgy when you think about it. He probably imagines himself as some giant floating brain that has psychic powers.

>With my rage, ambition and sadism combined with my adaptability, empathy and intellect I could be a terror upon society if I wanted

>ambition

Now that's funny. We all know Jahans has the ambition of a slug. What is he doing with his life? Fucking nothing.

>>248198

Yes, it's very common. If you can't get paid to do it then it's not a skill as far as computers go. He simply does not have the intelligence to be an administrator and certainly not a programmer. Can he even install windows or get a printer to work? I think others will disagree with me on that, which I understand. Maybe he is intelligent enough to do it, he's just held back by laziness and arrogance. Also I guess he would have a huge issue being an apprentice or trainee. He would feel talked down to even if his boss was the nicest person in the world.

>Jahans, that's called being a fucking adult.

Rather than just plain virtue signalling like a standard SJW he's "human signalling". He's prideful of holding himself back from violence. I think he really needs to think about just how absolutely fucking crazy that makes him seem.

>It's also pretty edgy

Delusions of grandeur again. Probably his biggest issue, far more so than anything else, even his health and autism. It allows him to feel superior as discussed by other anons here >>247265 >>247270

What initially seems contradictory does make sense if you really dive into it.

>What is he doing with his life?

The 3D modelling, the game videos, non-political videos, it's all gone by the wayside. Disappointing.

>>248142

da fug is dis. Jahans wrote this or what?

>>248167

It's not shakespeare but it's eloquent in an autistic and twisted way.

FESH JAHANS

Well we got a list of media here in his latest blog. Also the person who graduated with a degree in "Film Studies" says he "doesn't really like films." That's quite an accomplishment of some sort.

> Alexander Gordon Jahans is a nerd.

> His favourite games are Warioland III, Lylat Wars, Pokemon (all variants), Minecraft, Skyrim, The Assassin’s Creed series, Civ 5 and Rome Total War.

> His favourite writers are Douglas Adams, Iain M Banks, Terry Pratchett, Ben Aaranovitch, Paul Cornell and Steven Moffat.

> His favourite series are Doctor Who, Farscape, Blackadder, Game of Thrones and In The Thick of It, with special mention for The West Wing and Goodnight Sweetheart for having dull plots but characters that matter.

> His favorite films are Jaws, Withnail and I and John Carpenters The Thing but he doesn’t really like films

>>248397

> a degree in "Film Studies"

To be fair the degree is apparently "Creative and Professional Writing and Film Studies", so there's probably a fair chance he had to study little film cocks if he focused on the writing side.

Fat lot of good it did though.

>>248373

holy fuck he's really down on himself in this, seems like his delusions are grandeur are largely gone

he is talking about how he's meant to be a menial desk worker and basically that he's a pathetic person meant to take orders

Just depressing.

>>248413

you may be right but I feel like he's inching closely towards some major ego droppage, in an extreme way.

Though what you say about a normal job being terrible is grandiosity in its own way, and the thing about famous writers makes sense, too.

But I think he may be slightly less grandiose in his thinking than several years ago, judging by what I've seen.

>>248415

by the way you should start a blog or something, your insight into Alex is very powerful and precise.

>>248413

OK this is very interesting stuff you have to say here

>Have they? He's still got the drama dialed up to eleven.

True.

>He's linked world events to his own life and job search.

This is true and seems to be a particularly strong thing with him but don't people in general often do that? I mean… A lot of people pay attention to elections and feel either down in the dumps or elated- depending on the outcome.

With Alex is just seems to be a more extreme form of what is somewhat normal for a lot of people, imo.

>He talks in apocalyptic terms.

That's true, it's something that I think needs more critical analysis. Why does he always love to rant about "We're fucked" so often tying political situations to his personal life?

>>248417

This is his coping mechanism and a great way of avoiding various harsh realities: he's not as clever as he thinks he is, he is capable of doing physical labour, he should be exercising and eating less, Trump and the so-called trolls are actually right about a lot of things, socialism/communism will never work, his writing and fetishes are disgusting and should be deleted and disavowed, etc.

>>248420

>don't people in general often do that?

>With Alex is just seems to be a more extreme form

Yes. That's true of any crazy person really. It's just normal impulses and thoughts that have gone out of control and balance. For example "targeted individuals" are just normal people with extreme paranoia. That's really what mental illness is, unchecked and one-sided extremes.

>Why does he always love to rant about "We're fucked"

It's displacement activity. What's easier, hitting the gym or going off about the post-scarcity society and the "coming storm" bullshit?

>>248167

>>248182

>>My empathy is my weakness

>False. It's his lack of empathy.

False. It's every single part about him.

>False. This is yet another example of robotic calculation of what empathy means. He doesn't show even a shred of empathy for his own family. For example he refuses to even clean up his room.

Do we have any example of a single selfless act he has performed? Sacrificing his hand to save his cat's arse doesn't count.

>>248411 (checked)

>>248441

He is the leader of the alt-right, after all.

>>248413

This would be a good example of

>>248452

>>248455

It's mostly just venting, but for a time Jahans pursued a youtube career and wanted to be a 'letsplayer' or reviewer to make ad revenue but it didn't pan out.

>>248448

>Do we have any example of a single selfless act he has performed?

Helping Luke operate the VAC bed before his ebay sessions with no tugging allowed was pretty selfless kek

>>248459

>but it didn't pan out.

He has no one to blame for that other than himself. If he didn't start up with the politisperging/self-flagellating/self-fellating he would've been a Peter Coffin LPer with like 500 views a vid by now.

Haven't seen this mentioned in any of the previous threads but it's intriguing, Jahans' reaction to this ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_JPJhxOVV8

I think it's fair to say there's some childhood trauma there

>>247926

>Either a total lack of shame or he just doesn't car about his mum

people with autism are actually unable to feel shame from what I've read. I mean just look at Chris Chan

>>248477

lol yea, he actually had an advertizing gig for like 2 pounds a month before, every video he'd say "sponsored by blah blah blah"

He lost that by being too much of a freak on camera. He can't resist doing outrageous shit just to show that he "doesn't care if people think he's a freak" kinda thing,

shiggy

>>248518

Autist here. Shame is a difficult emotion to process. I'm not sure about you normalfags, but it feels like guilt, almost, but worse. Instead of "I did something bad", its like "I am bad"..

I know I've felt shame before - Remembering some memories make me feel ashamed.

Anyway, I'm curious to hear where you heard autists don't feel shame?

>>248551

he's probably just guessing based on Chris Chan and Jahans shamelessly doing and saying horrible things on camera

>>248511

this makes me laugh so hard. Vids like this remind me why I keep coming back to Jahans

He is just level 1000 insane and weird on so many levels. Holy fuck.

>>248511

"sending me cuckoo and wanting to kill people" at 9 mins- seems to be a repeating sentiment with him

>>248511

Why did he record this in his bathroom?

>>248563

I think that was Uni, one of the dorm halls.

>>248452

He likes to think he's playing with his trolls. That's changed over time though. At one point it occurred to him he wouldn't be able to convert them and since then he's been trialing different strategies. But it's been said before that it's probably just rationalisation and a kind of bargaining with himself in regards to it obviously being a negative use of his time. I suppose it could also be true that it allows him to blow off steam. We don't know if he's calmer and nicer after making a video.

>>248477 (Checked)

He did admit that making anti-UKIP and anti-Trump videos was a mistake because of the negative attention, but then he just went on to justify it. A normal person would just delete the videos and move on but instead he keeps falling back on post-rationalisation.

>>248526

An apt image. Jahans as a were-shark type cannibal psycho would be a good villain for Hannibal and Will to deconstruct.

>>248616

His Kallmann syndrome is the cause of his nasal issues. He seems to have an uncontrollable mini-seizure before an event. I find them to be quite disturbing. Normally he reaches over to stop the recording but other times he doesn't bother. It really is quite bizarre that he doesn't edit it out but it fits with his lack of shame.

ＢＲＩＴＡＩＮ Ｘ ＡＭＥＲＩＣＡ ＷＡＲ!

>>248649

And then cried. This doesn't make him getting punched less funny.

>>248616

I would usually tell you to post the video or link to it instead of just mentioning it, but please don't. It's probably best for everyone if we don't see it.

>>248649 for >>248645

>>248659

>And then cried.

Did he? I can't tell from the video. He strikes me a bit like a rich twat who has never been in a fistfight, so I wouldn't be surprised, but I'm not sure I can see it.

>This doesn't make him getting punched less funny.

It does make the retard punching him more funny than he getting punched, and thereby flipping the scales of who was the most pathetic one, even if he was crying. Thus, the laughing stock in the equation was the AntiFa. >Implying that it wouldn't have been even if he wasn't a complete degenerate.

>>248659

Antifa are laughable thugs who think they're heroes.

>>248671

This noodly armed fuck represents no threat to anything more dangerous than a box of Twinkies.

>>248666 (Checked)

Jahans claimed the law some of them are being prosecuted under was created by Trump but it was created in 2012 under Obama if I remember rightly.

>>248676

Tell that to

>his parents

>his sister

>his ex-boyfriend

>the child whose head he smashed into the ground over and over and over again

>the various animals he has killed

He is on testosterone now by the way.

>>248686

So he's a more retarded looking Greg Mazujian.

>>248645

If I was writing Jahans script for someone to read out pretending to be him in a fictional context- this is exactly what I'd write.

He's becoming a stereotype of himself- so to speak.

>>248658

"Muh everyone who is pro-White is a literal Nazi and wants to genocide" strawman again.

I tried to tell him it's bullshit but he is addicted to the rush of feeling like he's fighting "genocidal nazis".

Maybe it's his one and only real excitement in his pathetic life? Maybe that's it.

>>248645

OK so his apocalyptic bullshit worldview is inflamed by Spencer being punched. He's reading so much into this.

>>248659

Nah he didn't cry. He just looked in the direction of the puncher's escape and looked concerned and in a state of shock, which almost anyone would be

1. Random person comes out of nowhere to punch and run

2. ??? profit ???

>>248693

They're the only people he can think of who are worse than him. I think you're right but there's also an element of psychological projection to his rants. It's a toxic brew.

>>248694

It's actually quite scary how pleased he is to see a gay man being punched.

>>248671

I've said for a while on Jahans threads on /pol/ that he is very capable of going apeshit and attacking someone he thinks is UKIP/Nazi/BNP/AltRight.

I think it's more likely that he'd target a rightwinger than anyone for sexual violence. His rage has permission to show itself when it comes to rightwingers: he's using the language of dehumanization.

>>248676

he could take a brick and shove it into someone's brain because he thinks they're "Racist" or "Bullies". His disordered mind is capable of almost anything, too. Plus he's literally going through puberty.

Developmentally he may be like a 13 yr old, sexually speaking. He only started to get interested in "pretty girls" in 2016, I believe.

>>248697

>It's actually quite scary how pleased he is to see a gay man being punched.

Spencer isn't gay but whatever. lol

>>248702

All it will take is the leftwing media going harder on the "omg crisis we must fight back" rhetoric

He is willing to believe that mass civil conflict against "Nazis" is coming, he wants to believe it imo. He might just be fantasizing but I think there is at least some minor possibility.

>>248705

>>248705

I think he's tall but I'm not sure. He has alluded to it in the past. Correct me if I'm wrong Jahanist experts.

>>248705

>>248706

Jahans is of quite considerable height, 6 foot 3 I believe. If he bulked out in muscle in slimmed down in fat he could be quite intimidating.

>>248705

>Now that he is remedially being prescribed testosterone, which will give him the natural raw strength most healthy men enjoy, which presumably he was lacking before, it could produce a genuinely physically dangerous figure.

Good point there. Tard rage plus testosterone is probably not a great combo for someone not used to the latter.

Still I think he's mostly likely to be a threat to anyone who has to share a roof with him or small children or helpless animals or shit like that.

>>248553

Ah, yeah. Some people have no same. LIke psychopaths feel no empathy.

>>248778

sauce?

Thinking of starting a text-to-audio all-Jahans stories audiobook channel.

>>248780

OC

>>248782

I consider it to be part of the "Greater Jahanic Quasi-canon" along with Part 2 (not written by me)

https://www.scribd.com/document/330662211/Laura-Queen-of-Earth-2-by-Alexander-Gordon-Jahans

>>248775

That drawing is really good. Combined with the post it really makes you think. His poor sister is out of it now though, hopefully living life to the fullest.

>>248778

This is excellent. Lots of interesting details and very readable and much more engaging than part one. I want to quote some parts but they would be spoilers. Anons, I recommend you read this.

What is Jahan's address?

>I have had a very small amount of alcohol!

>>248788

is the original laura queen of earth crap worth listening to at all from jahans?

>>248809

he says "anvil that needs to be dropped", as in he thinks the message should be shared more.

>>248813

pretty sure he was saying "angle" but maybe I'm wrong

>>248790

Why do you want to know? Evidence of Jahans' address in Woking is findable if you know where to look, but do you really want to open up that can of worms?

>>248820

>Not unless you are very dedicated or want to drive yourself insane. It's better to search for keywords in the text and read the surrounding paragraphs.

why? is it insanely long or somethin' m8

>>248821

Part one is two hours. Part two is one and a quarter hours. And it's bloody Jahans reading it.

>>248822

ok

what's his "magnum opus" if I just want to slog through one awful shitty audiobook and one only?

>>248823

I think it is his magnum opus so if you are up to it, listen to it. The good (ie heinously awful) stuff is surrounded by a lot of boring crap. I don't want to offend Jahanists but the difference in quality between his original writing and the quasi-canon is quite stark in my opinion.

If anyone does listen to it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9inWtSBwRQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QraHrkpZeFs

please make note of interesting timecodes so I can make some weaboumes. I just can't bear to do it again.

>>248825

I thought maybe it was his contravoxoi survivor. You sure that's not more magnum opus material? regards and thanks for the post

>>248852

If he would ever get off his arse and post here then he could tell us his opinion, but I think it's Laura Queen of Earth because of the wider cultural impact. His other work is not known at all (outside of the nazi party).

>>248816

Because I want to send him an envelope full of glitter.

>>248775

This picture perfectly captures his insanity.

>>248775

you're a genius, do more, do a series of these

>>248713

Of course he would have a framed picture of Arnold Rimmer.

>>248975

He does say it needs to be dropped, and I think >>248884 knows that, but it doesn't change the fact that he himself uses that angle all the time.

>>248814

>>248820

>he says "anvil that needs to be dropped", as in he thinks the message should be shared more.

>I hear "angle" but the sound quality is bad and he is very drunk.

The fact that we're even discussing if he is saying

>"We must do A"

or

>"We must avoid doing A"

shows how incoherent the message of this self-styled intellectual is.

>>248998

It's OK anon, I know he knows. I just wanted to post my containerised motion autism file. It may be that when Jahans gets drunk he accidentally let's the mask slip and shows his true nature as leader of the alt-right!

On a more serious note, he'll often make extremely hypocritical or unknowingly ironic statements. That goes to the previous discussion about how he can't think beyond the narrative he has read in The Guardian. Many times it's so obvious that what he just said leads to a further logical point but he just stops.

Sometimes however I fear that he is knowingly lying by omission. The increasingly longer pauses are evidence of this. A good example would be never commenting on the horrors of islamic terrorism, that blacks and muslims commit massively more crime than anyone else, or the fact that almost every incidence of allegedly Trump-related violence has been committed by the left.

It could be that The Guardian and other narrative peddling fake news sources simply don't mention those things. He might genuinely believe the "other side" is evil. I would believe that if it were not for his absolutely sickening violent sexual fantasies. It's clear that all these videos and blog posts are simply smoke and mirrors - virtue signalling, serial killer style.

So I agree with you and would also add that the incoherency is completely natural given how dishonest the foundations of his arguments are.

>>249049

Also does anyone know if Jahans ever deleted any of his vids? I'm trying to make a full archive.

>>249059

I recall him saying something like "I won't delete videos no matter how bad they are/how they make me look cuz of muh morals". But that could change and some playlist of his LPs are gone like his Shadow the Hedgehog one.

>>249064

I don't believe it. Every cow has their delete fucking everything moment.

>>249068

I know for sure he never deleted everything, actually. He's literally shameless. In fact, he's perversely proud of his fucked up self. He feels 100% morally justified and feels superior, as well. That's key to understanding him.

>>249059

The earliest video currently on his channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5xrj-JTRN8

has "my parents have made me delete all my vids because they were insulting" in the description. So some vintage Jahans was likely lost.

>>249075

fuck

suicide time for me fam

=[

The complete collection will never be all mine

>>249074

>I know for sure he never deleted everything, actually.

I didn't say he'd done it yet.

>>248783

Goddamn, Esoteric Jahanism already has its own set of Hadiths and he isn't even dead yet.

>>249087

>>249090

what did you search?

jahans and alex jahans and farshnuke produce ZERO results from archive.org for me, wtf

>>249090

>>249090

Link?

>>249099

>A normal person would look at some of his worst acts, his fetishes and views and assume he was evil if that's all they saw.

Evil sort of implies agency. It's difficult to think on someone as pathetic as him as evil.

>>249100

He knows what he has done is wrong and has admitted that many times (but not apologised or changed his ways). Despite that whenever he gets the chance he excuses, defends and threatens violence against anyone he doesn't like. His "moral blank cheque" comments, repeated from the media, are undoubtedly evil. He's pathetic but he has agency. I think he loves to indulge in his hatred of his trolls and the alleged nazis because he can explore all his evil fantasies of sexual violence and revenge.

>>249103

I think you misunderstand what I said. He lacks agency. It's not that he doesn't acts poorly, it's that he can barely act. It's like calling a dumb, fat, lazy, selfish 13 year old "evil". It's difficult, in part because he's just a victim of his own inferiority, rather than being an independent actor. It's difficult to view him as an independent agent. He also seems to powerless to ever really be able to act out his "evil".

>>249106

I do understand what you meant. Let me explain further. He has already committed physical acts of evil, the animal abuse for one. His videos and writings are acts of evil too in my book. The hatred he spews is despicable.

The problem is you haven't seen him behave violently so you're still seeing him as some kind of child-like harmless retard. However we know he has behaved violently. Your comparison to a 13 year old shows your mindset but let me remind you he's over six feet tall. He's out of shape but he's not disabled.

Many violent criminals are completely useless individuals but it doesn't stop them from attacking someone weaker than themselves. Many sexual predators are impotent for example. It's not commonly known, but it's a fact. Their actual or perceived inferiority is the trigger for criminality.

No one is going to blame you for wanting to believe he's not dangerous to anyone in real life. I want to believe that too. Unfortunately everything I have seen shows an increasingly angry young man with extreme violent ideation who is being given testosterone. I am sure he wouldn't be a threat to you, but what about an elderly person, a child, or a blonde woman?

>>249138

Wait a minute. While I have no doubt you are from an alternate reality, how does anything we post affect whether or not he wins the lottery? Are you saying memes within your own reality caused that win somehow?

>>249138

Well I'm also come from another reality but not to far in time and in my universe Jahans is known as the Blonde Basher where he killed and ate 100 blonde women across Europe and the UK because he believed it would bring him close to "being complete".

>>249147

The Logicios probably stole the memes from alternate dimensions lad.

>>249149

>The blonde basher

>100

Kek, that whole completeness thing was dumb even for Jahans

>>249138

>He's privatised the BBC

How do you do that without bringing back slavery?

Also, you misspelled slavery.

>>249271

the fuck

that's actually really weird

>>249297

Is Jahans himself aware of this (probably not tbh) or is this just a coincidence given to us by the god(s)?

>>248975

Someone needs to send him that on Twitter

>>249271

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persian_carpet

"Jahan" means universe in persian, and "Farsh" (as in Farsh Nuke) means "Persian carpet". Coincidence?

>>248975

maybe he just means that trying to get Donald Trump to care about "Nazis be bad" is s a bad idea since Jahans maybe thinks Trump secretly likes Nazis. just thinkin' bros

FRESH NEW PERVERTED JAHANISM FOR U M8'S

>>249433

summary: Jahans talks about how he's an extremely empathetic kindhearted angelic person, then proceeds to talk about how he thinks massive civil war is coming and how lots of Trump supporters will die… but he cares(even though he shouldn't) because he's such a great guy

>>249202

>Is that one of the teachings of the church of Jahanism?

Perhaps it's the esoteric meaning of

>14. Those who have been deemed not worthy get one chance to change, one explanation of why their perspective is wrong and hurtful. It may never work but it is better than not trying at all. [1]

He tried but was deemed not worthy, but the commandments still stand.

[1] http://www.esotericjahanism.com/beliefs-introduction.html

>>249433

>>249435

Don't forget the stuff about how he's becoming selfish and how he's been so aroused by vore lately that he couldn't sleep.

>>249433

He can't stop masturbating to Amy Pond and Hannibal Lecter.

Jahans needs to be stopped.

>>249091

No, not literally searching archive.org for his name, but looking up older versions of his YouTube channel, which leads to an older version of his Deviant Art, etc. I have no doubt both of those things are still online, they're just buried in the mass of Jahans' form of Hypergraphia.

>>249442

mass post all the links you find please?

I'm sure we'd all like to look

>>249440

>>249441

He literally seems to be justifying his disgusting fetishes by saying it'll keep im sane for the coming civil war

It's so crazy I almost wonder if it's a troll

>>249445

He rationalizes any personal responsibility away by labelling anyone who might call him out on being a perv "stalkers".

Also it's weird how he seems to feel the need to talk about his fetishes. He could just keep it a secret but he seems to have a compulsive need to "air out" his inner fucked up fantasies

could gordon be the best cow since cwc?

>>249471

See its stuff like this that convinces me he probably IS the best cow since cwc. I know we've had some other pretty kekworthy ones (obnoxious trannies live ahuvia harel and rws for example) but jahans is something different entirely -something more unique and original (as obnoxious commie trannies are a dime a dozen these days) Hes like an evolution of the cwc tier cow - the next incarnation. He is more self aware than cwc too although not that much tbh but this doesnt detract from his overall julayability.

>>249475

He's asked himself a few times in videos if he should become a lolcow or the next chris-chan (his words). A while ago he mentioned someone was advising him to play it up to get views but he decided against that back then. He is self-aware but he believes multiple groups are out to get him. That paranoia keeps safe in a way.

However his great weakness is that he cannot control another venue discussing and publishing his fetishes. He hasn't had wide exposure yet in that regard. Only his UKIP rants went viral as far as I know. They were rehosted to get ad revenue on facebook by someone else if I remember rightly. I've said he should delete everything to prevent this from happening but sooner or later the cannibal thing will get him in trouble. It's simply too crazy to stay under the radar, particularly as he is now more frequently incorporating well loved characters and people . He is a tabloid journalist's wet dream.

Of course he will not listen to such advice because we are all "nazis".

>>249440

It's pretty obvious even fucking God didn't want this fag to have testosterone. Science has gone too far.

>>249450

He was such a nice boy, who shit his pants and did nothing but talk about raping, torturing and murdering people! Who could possibly tell he was going to rape, torture and murder someone?

>>249524

He would find it 👌💋 supremely arousing.

>>249443

Okay. Pretty sure I started right around here:

https://web.archive.org/web/20100806214841/http://www.youtube.com/user/farshnuke

That leads to a bunch of captures from here:

https://web.archive.org/web/20091124052106/http://farsh-nuke.deviantart.com/

Hard to remember when YouTube was so fucking ugly.

We have to start making more Jahans threads on /pol/ fam, it's open now, but it usually doesn't get bumped. We need to get Jahans e-famous as a warning to the world about what degeneracy and autism means.

ONWARDS! http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/109915517

>>249612

Then you'll love this one

> less than 11 minutes

> threatens enemies with death

>>249636

Who does he think is going to commit genocide, has he ever named names?

>>249649

Black people and trans people are his pet victims, and Trump is going to mow them over because he's into that kind of thing I guess.

In reality this doesn't matter, this is a guy who is still suspicious that Trump will invade the UK.

>>249712

I think at this point it's really and truly accurate to start describing him as a dangerous maniac.He's psychotically obsessed with mass murder and death and mayhem, to the highest degree.

he just posted a long rant on his "Alex Vents" channel and no one but me saw it, topkek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o84ybUb5DXM

>>249737

O shit looks like he took some of the more extreme rants off his rant channel, we're fucked jahanists

>>249737

>MACHINES TOOK MY JOBS!

>I have a worthless degree, why can't I find a job?

>You mean I had to get a degree in a specific field to help out society?

>Damn it! MY AUTISM IS TOO HIGH FUNCTIONAL TO CLAIM GUBBERMENT MONNIES!!

>I mean, I can get a job its just that I can't get passed the interview

I stopped right there. His true colors are showing. He just wan't to be a lazy fatass that gets paid for shitting his pants and doing nothing.

>>249743

I think there are a lot of people in this world who have been medicated from the cradle and will always see themselves as "broken" for that reason.

Jahans on the other hand has gone out of his way to find some kind of validation for his inherent uselessness. Once he found "automation" it's now become the secret reason why nothing he does works and he shouldn't even be required to try. In this video he runs down the litany of things that have hurt him:

> the housing crash

> the great recession

> austerity

> Brexit

> Trump!

Not mentioned in here: getting a useless fucking degree and using it to write one-handed jerk off material for an audience of one.

>>249747

>Not mentioned in here

Correction, actually is mentioned here.

This is a powerful dose of Jahans here. 28 minutes in and he's had several tantrums while blaming everyone for everything wrong because he's 2smart4theworld.

>>249747

I skipped some stuff and he starts 'tard raging pretty hard at the 36min mark and crying(?) at 38min. We're reaching critical Jahans.

>>249752

The one thing he doesn't blame is immigration.

He says he can't be an IT guy because of quantum computers and that he can't be a programmer because new languages will be invented.

>>249754

At first he started out with something like a coherent argument (and wasn't even reading it off a screen!) but it quickly devolved into the usual obsessions (Trump, Steve Bannon, genocide).

His rage against neurotypicals is one of the the ages. Apparently it's because people who care about him want to help him. Sounds just awful.

If I'm reading this right, this entire rage is because the state doesn't think he's retarded enough to give him free money forever, and he's too lazy to game it?

> 41:00

Rant about his mum, who has "her heart set on me getting Universal Credit but I just know I can't do it."

He said he'd kill himself but it's inconvenient because they're moving house right now.

>>249778

It's the kind of desk job that requires no concentration, interaction with others or consistency, apparently. It will consist of a great salary, room for advancement (a bigger desk with fewer things to not concentrate on) and a submissive blonde secretary he can fantasize about eating.

>>249815

sauce? Did I miss this? where is this from?

>>249823

thanks, I'll re-watch

also haha great pic, fucking hilarious, sauce of that?

>>249826

It's from "My productivity setup" on that "Alex Vents" channel. He wears those glasses for the whole thing.

>>249827

nice

he needs to do more drunken rants and glasses wearing, also that hilarious hat he was wearing last year is hilarious. Topjahanism m8

>>249815

If by some insane miracle he ever gets his novel published, I will seriously consider buying it.

>>249886

I'd watch that. As a fake Doctor that a character played by Mr. Voredon Jahans murders via ritual cannibalism.

>>249778

At first Jahans seems like a case study in what happens when an autistic person is exposed to the left wing media’s anti-white and anti-male propaganda. You see him wind himself into knots about how he’s privileged as a fucking white male but at the same time has quite serious disabilities. He talks about how there is no one to support him. You want to scream at him to stop believing all that SJW shit and he’s not privileged at all. At one point he says he can’t be a writer because he’s a white man. What a terrible thing to believe! It’s all to easy to feel sympathy for someone so depressed and fucked up that they believe racist feminist rhetoric to such a degree.

But then you remember how all of it is just bullshit so he doesn’t have to work. All he has to do is scream and shout and then he can continue to leech of his parents and play computer games by day and jerk off to cannibalism porn by night. This video is just excuse after excuse. He knows it’s all bullshit and he is lying to us.

>>249815

This is either grandiose delusions or just part of his narrative. If he's threatening suicide as a manipulation tactic then he's forced to make a will. He has no possessions apart from a computer and some clothes so this is the only thing he can say. Maybe it's a mix of both. Once he goes down this route of ranting he starts to believe his own bullshit in the same way an actor inhabits his role.

He also talked a bit about "toxic masculinity" when making excuses and critising other men and the "nazis". Real toxic masculinity is

>refusing to work

>eating junk food and being overweight

>not lifting

>disgusting and violent cannibal fetishes

>violent rages

>computer game addiction

>male feminism

>masochism

Jahans talks shit about lifting because he doesn't want to do it. His whole speech is just one big fat excuse. I 100% understand why people feel sympathy for him and that's a natural instinct. However Jahans is well used to manipulating people. He almost admits it when he talks about his superior and calculated understanding of social situations.

He is so angry because the government worker saw through his bullshit despite his mum's valiant efforts to defend him. I guarantee that is the real truth of the day.

>>249737

NEURO-TYPICALS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NUJAHANS

>>249895

> He almost admits it when he talks about his superior and calculated understanding of social situations.

He flat out admits it. Way late into the vid he goes on about how neurotypicals are so easy to trick because hes a master manipulator. I'm starting to think hes taking the Hannibal Lecter thing a bit to far.

>>249898

>35 seconds in and he already brought up Trump

He seriously can not do one video without bringing up politics. Maybe the reason he hasn't had any human contact (besides his parents) for the last 2 years is because he's just insufferable to be around.

>>249902

It does seem like he enjoys feeling superior. He self-flagellates but it's not real self-criticism. It always comes back to everything being someone else's fault. If he was more honest he would see his failure to get the benefits proves he can't manipulate anyone apart from his mum. His dad isn't fooled.

He mentions mentions making his youtube popular is not an option because of the "nazis". We won't let him be a success apparently. Yet more excuses. I suppose facing up to the truth that his non-rant videos are utterly boring is not an option.

He's never allowed a real two-way conversation with his audience. I have seen him react very rudely to legitimate comments, which to be fair he has admitted to doing. He blamed that behaviour on his experience of bullying. So even if he did a politics only channel it would still be a failure. He couldn't take part in debates because he simply won't tolerate opposing views. The whole Trump is Hitler line is ridiculous and shuts down any interesting discussion.

You're absolutely right. It's sad that he can't argue about it with someone in real life. Get it out of his system and learn to listen to other opinions. Then maybe he could talk about something else he enjoys like Doctor Who or a computer game. Ranting into a webcam is so unnatural and unhealthy because it's so unbalanced. There's no catharsis to be found in autistic rage.

>>249865

>giving jahans shekels

Id only consider that acceptable if you converted it to a pdf file so the rest of us could read it without having to give the dysgenic, degenerate mess more money

>>249982

>There is no pattern to progress past an interview to a job

Speak for yourself, I have the strategy guide:

1. Stop smoking weed for at least a month.

2. Compose a resume that describes your skills and talents.

3. Either a.) Call as many employers as possible b.) Go to a hiring agency

4. Get an interview scheduled

5. Look up basic information about the company.

6. Take a long hot shower and clean yourself thoroughly, brush your teeth and wear deodorant

7. Wear a freshly dry cleaned suit

8. Arrive at the interview at least 10 minutes early.

9. Try to maintain eye contact, pay attention to the subject at hand and don't talk about eating attractive women or redistributing the boss's income.

10. Thank the interviewer and ask for a business card.

11. Send a thank you e-mail and don't talk about Trump.

12. ???

13. MIRTH!!!!

10.

>>249986

lmfao 10/10

I've seen posts about this guy before, and while he clearly is a goldmine of insanity, his videos are just so goddamn long and boring, and he seems to just rant about the same stuff over and over.

I need a condensed version of the Jahanist canon, with all the fat trimmed off. Just the most entertaining clips and the most bizarre and fucked up writings.

>>249986

Could you imagine how weird and awkward it must be to interview Jahans?

>So, I see you have a degree in….creative writing?

>uhh…uh,,yes I do

>So have you published anything I might know?

>um no, just some writing here and there…..

>Really? Of what?

>something I created called the Farsh-Nuke

>What's a "Farsh-Nuke"?

>Jahans promptly goes into a 3 hour explanation of his multiverse bullshit

>>249902

Politics fills all of the gaps in the Jahans Experience. It allows him to be worldly without leaving his house. It allows him to seem knowledgeable without the trouble of having to learn something new. It allows him to be moral without doing anything at all.

>Alexander "Same shirt different day" Jahans

>>249989

People posted some at the end of thread #2, linked in OP.

Spicy Jahans thread on /pol/

http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/110379766

Also the guy named Grey on this podcast is who Jahans says is his rolemodel and who he thinks he can be like "when he gets his shit together"

https://www.relay.fm/cortex

>>249909

He was bullied (for obvious reason) so he has a damaged self-esteem, and yet he seems to believe himself above the commoners. There's a strange double-standard seen in a lot of these people where they simultaneously believe themselves unworthy and also intellectual gods.

He seems to realize he can bleed people for pity because of how obviously incompetent he is at being a member of society, but this shows that he thinks he deserves pity because it's society's fault. It's nothing he did. It's not his total unwillingness to work with anyone to try to help his own position. He's never done anything wrong. He's the golden boy who's a creative genius.

There are certain parts of the webms posted here where he's talking about the death of people who disagree with him and you can almost see him salivating. The part where he says, "You must be neutralized" shows him actively trying to suppress a gleeful smile at the idea of people dying.

>>250035

JUST

A video full of excuses which essentially boils down to trying being a waste of time so he might as well enjoy himself (play computer games and jerk off to cannibalism). It's interesting that his response to having limited time left and being "doomed" isn't to go out and do good, isn't to find moral absolution or redemption, but instead is to continue doing exactly what he was already doing.

If he was a moral person he would delete all his disgusting porn and hateful rants, apologise to everyone, get off the internet and go out and do some good. Even picking up litter in the local area for example. That's volunteering isn't it? He talks about becoming homeless but has he considered helping them? No, he has computer games to play. Everything is all about him and every political event and news story will be warped into yet another excuse and justification for his lifestyle.

He says he's on anti-depressants now. Some anti-depressants have been linked to violent crime and worsening suicidal behaviour. I wonder if his GP is aware of his extremely violent cannibalism fantasies. Maybe the medication will help him but he needs to be closely monitored.

>>250031

When he starts ranting about ridiculous things any feelings of pity evaporate. His miscalculation is that by claiming to be so clever he gives licence for people to hold him accountable for things he says. For example when he says there's no point being an IT drone because of "quantum computers" the case worker at the benefits office knows it's an obvious lie. He just doesn't want to do it.

>actively trying to suppress a gleeful smile at the idea of people dying

Yes. His fetishes are all about violence so that's a big part of it but it's also the non-sexual power fantasy of his critics being finally shut up for good. It's such a sick mindset.

>>250042

>>250044

FARSH-NUKE MY SHIT UP

Jahans only made one attempt to get work and he actually got it first time, the futurism and depression shit is just a blindingly obvious smokescreen to laziness.

I'm interested to see where the next chapter leads, without Helen's money and social security payments Gordon will have to go to the Job Centre and be forced to work, he will never recieve those disability payments as he is fully capable of moving around and has all his mental faculties about him. Hearing all Jahans' work stories, the disciplinaries by his boss, the cute desk girl he's crushing on, the rude customers, is all gonna be way more fun than the depressing shit he's putting out now.

>>249898

>I can't complete a job interview because of my autism

5 minutes on Google and I found several guides for autists on how to complete a job interview.

>>249982

It's not just that. It has more to do with the fact that his equation is fucking retarded, rather than with that he tires to come up with one.

>>250062

Jahans has already averted some sort of wizardhood. Granted, he had to blow a dude, but he did it.

>>250061

>5 minutes on Google and I found several guides for autists on how to complete a job interview.

Jahans: [stares murderously at the camera]

How dare you.

>>250062

Smug Jahans is my favorite Jahans. He has nothing to be smug about and knows this but every now and then he flies into a totally irrational euphoria about how he's going to be okay because things personally aren't that bad for him and he's got this great bit of writing he's thinking about.

>>250066

So I guess he's more of a Druid now. When is someone gonna make a Mystery of The Druids Jahans pic?

I just remembered something, didn't Jahans try to make a D&D campaign with his "friends"? Whatever happened to that?

>>250068

>He's got this great writing idea

Sonic Screwdrivers and a Glass of Chianti: How I Ate Theresa May and Saved Britain From American Annexation

what type of haircut you want gordo

>>250137

what vid did he say that btw? I forgot

>>250138

https://youtu.be/G0-wO-kuhQE?t=18m9s

>>249524

everything makes sense now its all fitting together

>>250162

Absolute nectar. These are always great.

>>250166

This is kind of dissapointing tbh, the Farsh-nuke was obviously a foul and amoral character but William Dickson Wright embodied all the bond-esque masculine wit and charm Jahans wished he could have with the ladies. A cucky beta politically correct Farsh-nuke doesn't seem much like the character at all.

>>250168

Classic Jahans ignoring all the hard work and sub-par roles David Tennant had to do before being considered for the role of the Doctor. Tennant actually loved Doctor Who as a child too and dreamed of being in it but unlike Jahans he got off his arse and pursued it.

>>250166

did someone cut this niggas hair with a soup can lid

FESH JAHANS

FESH CUT

AMAZING Jahans OC. Check it out.

>>250169

He buys into the narrative of privilege so he can neatly ignore the facts about Tennant's career. I'm no Doctor Who fan but it's undeniable that he did a good job as far as the fans were concerned and it's indicative of Jahans's toxic mindest that he can't appreciate that. Like you say the guy had to work his arse off to get where is he. Jahans has to believe everything is down to privilege or he'd have to accept that his own laziness, computer game and porn addiction is what's really preventing him from being a good writer.

>>250170

He was spoiled but there are mitigating factors. I don't think normal parents are equipped to deal with an autistic child. When Jahans spazzes out he must be very difficult to deal with and we know he's violent. I think their parenting quickly became about damage control. Ironically enough given Jahans's views, there would be far more resources available to help him if it wasn't for the EU and immigrants. Now he's beyond saving but I don't know if anything other than professional help at an early age could have saved him.

>>250183

I can't do it lads. He is turning out the vids too quickly.

>>250185

I really enjoyed this. The potential is there for an epic Adam Curtis style documentary. There's some very nice editing touches but it drags in other places. It's very hard to deal with Jahans's amazing ability to ear rape when it comes to audio editing. Anyway, you can definitely see this guy could produce something legendary.

The same channel also has this amazing vid.

>>250195

I know the feeling. Whenever I try and get through a new vid I have to stop because it feels like I've already heard it ten times over. Jahans must have SOMETHING new to discuss even if it is some regurgitated shit from some podcast.

>>250195

>I really enjoyed this. The potential is there for an epic Adam Curtis style documentary. There's some very nice editing touches but it drags in other places. It's very hard to deal with Jahans's amazing ability to ear rape when it comes to audio editing. Anyway, you can definitely see this guy could produce something legendary.

>

>The same channel also has this amazing vid.

You took the words right out of my mouth, so to speak. I was just thinking the exact thing.

>>250168

>father gets mad at him because he doesnt clean or god forbid flush the fucking toilet

>somehow he finds being hygienic offensive

jesus

Poor Alex, I hope he does not jumps from the Willis Tower!

>>250196

We can all JUST close the tab and get on with our lives but Jahans is Jahans 24 hours a day. For all the horrible things he's said and done I think that is probably the worst punishment.

>>250240

Even posing the slightest inconvenience to Jahans makes him go off on one. That's part of the reason why I find his claims that Keith attacked him ridiculous. Jahans claims to have superior understanding of human interaction but fails to even take a second to think about why someone might want the toilet to be flushed and his room to be cleaned. His superior morality must be beyond such trivialities as basic human decency and politeness.

>>250281

>We can all JUST close the tab and get on with our lives but Jahans is Jahans 24 hours a day. For all the horrible things he's said and done I think that is probably the worst punishment.

Well said, you should be an essayist.

>>250185

we need more of this

newer one

http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/110815960

>>250430

The funniest part is the isolated patch of hair under the arms of his glasses. Only an individual as fucked up as him could do something so original and uniquely bonkers.

>>250464

Something tells me he did that to himself to gain some sort of sympathy. Like he just went "hmmm…depressed people cut their hair off so let me do that so I'll see crazy enough to get those sweet sweet uni-creds." or some shit like that.