/cow/ - Lolcows (Three Years on 8chan!)

The rice video was 1 minute and 43 seconds. It felt like 1 hour and 43 minutes. Brevity is the soul wit, Gordo.

>>241661

Does he really have to turn his eyes away like that well-known CWC photo and show off his huge-ass manboobs? What the fuck?

>>241744

Why do I click on spoiler images? Fuck sake.

>>241661

I thought he was 19…

>>241744

What the fuck is farsh-nuke? I keep seeing it on his blog, but I have no idea who/what it's supposed to be.

Someone should really tell him that he's locked in a war with imageboard shitposters, not the alt-right. It's not Richard Spencer sending pizzas to his house, that's for sure.

>>241860

When he was 19 he looked like a pudgy 14 year old lesbian.

>>241899

The Farsh-nuke is his Sonichu. It's his Doctor Who ripoff/self-insert or whatever and he writes "short" stories about its adventures all the time. Here today is today's story: http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.com/2016/12/accepting-shadow.html

I would like to see him talking about Evalion

>>241997

Just mention it in the comments in all his new videos, he obsessively reads comments.

He wont make a video about it, he will ramble about her in the middle of a 2 hour video though.

God damn

Where do dedicated jahanists congregate?

>>241901

It's been said to him hundreds of times. He has absolutely nothing going on in his life apart from this so he continues to believe he is somehow important to the big bad alt right. It casts him as a noble warrior against evil. Movieblob and all the others do the same thing. It's part self delusion and part narcissism.

>>242004

He has made videos dedicated to individual comments on his videos and plebbit but it's very difficult to work out what sets him off. A long time ago he was being advised by a "friend" to become a clown and feed the trolls deliberately but in the end he was too proud to do it.

>>242229

This nigga is so lazy that he can't even do what he set for himself on Patreon.

>Let's Play

When was the last time he posted one? I"m pretty sure he'll respond with "muh PC" but he could just easily fire up an emulator and talk about an old favorite of his.

>Reviews

Once he learns (which he won't) that if he keeps his politics and all that purple prose out of his reviews then people will somewhat give a shit.

>>242249

His autism prevents him from playing anything but Skyrim and Minecraft.

When he found out that his PC was too shit to stream Skyrim he had a complete meltdown that was so bad he had to calm himself down by jerking off to porn for 2 days straight.

>>242197

TRS

FRESH JAHANS

>>242320

He's lying about that job, isnt he?

>>242323

Obviously. Remember the time he had to leave for a job interview in 30min so made a near 2 hour video about how nervous he was that he wouldn't get the job and missed the interview? I doubt he got a job especially since it would cut into his welfare that he holds so near & dear to his heart.

>>242334

He said on twitter that it's a 9-5 admin job.

If he is lying and wants to pretend, he's going to have to resist uploading videos 5 days a week from 9-5.

>>242335

We'll know the truth when Trump says anything.

>>242320

Anti white hate from a fat useless prick? Colour me surprised.

>>242337

I've read that he has kike blood

How did this cute lesbian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2g-qmp8EIM

Turn into this neckbeard greasemonster?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0uHjrHPadA

>>242333

Kek says yes.

>>242410

>That gif

July3p thread when?

>>242420

How much cocks do we have to go about?

>420

ayy

>>242410

Because he used to look like a 15 year old lesbian.

>>242351

He's certainly saving money by skimping out on laundry. That same blue t-shirt for a week now.

What's the longest Alex has ever gone without changing shirt?

>>242335

He's been posting on twitter/facebook every hour since his job announcement. Something is not right…….

>>242598

He's addicted to the Internet and attention. This is why you should love your kids. Not spoil them, but show them what love is so they don't go seeking it on the Internet.

>>242598

There are women in my workplace who shitpost on facebook non stop through the day.

He's only uploaded 3 videos this week, what the fuck is going on?

>>242420

>reverse image search that pic

>find this vid

Please, tell me the tale of Choche007.

>>242628

He's not wrong, you know.

>>242624

Kid looks like a dweeb, but he's already accomplished more than Jahans has because he's actually met a powerful person. The most powerful person for Jahan's cause is probably some tankie screaming at people walking past him on Saturday.

FRESH JAHANS WITH A FRESH SHIRT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlRVCzu9IvU

>>242628

Choches an obese manchild of 31 years who likes Doc McStuffins, The Lorax and other children cartoons. Compared to other cows he's not very active, he has made only about 20 videos since 2011.

Also he has a lot of money for chilean standards and has many consoles and toys like CWC. Early this year he appeared in a Chilean TV documentary about bullying, vid related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y0xCsHfyBI

>>242709

His moobs are getting bigger. Either that or they are losing perkiness. Is this related to his testosterone injections or is it purely down to overeating? I noticed that his friend Laura K Buzz is also getting fatter but at a much slower rate though luckily not in the chest. Everyone should make an effort to be fit and healthy but for FtM transsexuals like them it's arguably even more important.

>>242761

I don't think they are.

Compare the OP picture moobs to his BODY HORROR video moobs and they look way smaller.

>>242710

He's probably lying about being infertile unless that is actually part of his disease. He's been making up a lot of shit about his health recently to try and gain sympathy.

What the fuck, why is he never uploading videos anymore? We used to get 1-2 a day, now we're lucky if we get one every 2 days.

>>242710

>>he now finds out he can't have kids

Thank goodness.

>>242768

He can, he just read the wikipedia page wrong.

Are youtubers allowed to pick the icon that is displayed for their video or is it selected automatically?

>>242786

When you upload a vid it generates 3-4 thumbnails and you could choose which ever one you want or you could just upload a pic to be the thumbnail. I assume he goes with any of the default thumbnails cuz it'll be too much work for him otherwise.

UPLOAD MORE VIDEOS YOU FAT OAF

Why has he stopped uploading, it's been nearly 3 days now.

>>242974

He started his job yesterday. At least, that's what he said on his blog Sunday.

>>242978

So now he's ahead of most of you in life. Next thing you know he'll date a qt

>>243024

>>242992

Reminder that Jahans is a non-virgin.

who /Vintage Jahans/ here…

>>243036

Jahans is 6'2? I thought he was a manlet.

>>243185

Because Gordo hates his dad. Also look at those shitty Powerpoint-tier book covers.

NEW JAHANS

JAHANS FIRED!!!!

http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2016/12/jobless-again.html?spref=fb

>>243262

http://pastebin.com/zXZ9fihp

>>243263

>Fucking Tories.

Of course the only reason a college doesn't want to hire that fat pile of superfluous chromosomes is the evil right-wingers.

>>243054

wew he was a total retard back then

>>243259

Why doesn't he give the actual reason why he was fired? Am I missing it?

>>243304

On his facebook, he claims that it's because wherever he was working lost some funding and let him go.

Is it true this fat fuck lost his virginity to a dude or is bisexual? I swear I heard that somewhere

>>243324

I'm not sure he technically lost it according to most definitions but yes, he had "sex" with another man. A profoundly autistic man. He scared the hell out of the poor guy (leaving him a screeching wreck, literally) and of course Jahans claims he shit his pants and did nothing wrong.

>>243348

Looks like they both went Geek Gay.

>>243348

>>243326

What did he do to him?

>>242710

>he is a white man

Nah, he's part Indian thus why he has an Indian surname and his extended family are full blown pajeets.

>>243326

>he had "sex" with another man

I recall Jahans saying he was just blowing the autistic dude cuz he got angry his BF wouldn't reciprocate.

>>243351

According to Jahans his short lived boyfriend had a long and specific list of requirements for a sexual partner and the type of acts that would occur. He didn't reveal what they were but he did say he was one of the few people who was a match. Why can't he give more details? What is he hiding? The answer is the details are extremely disturbing.

>>243350

I agree. Questioning whether or not Jahans is truly bisexual will promote an angry response. He sexuality is almost completely paraphilic in nature (sadism, cannibalism, etc) and not specifically aimed at humans. He has abused animals.

>>243374

Jahans obviously isn't telling the truth of course but we can only guess as to what really happened. I think it's very likely the sex acts were paraphilic in nature possibly including cannibalistic elements. The rumours are that Jahans got carried away and bit the poor lad.

Most of Jahans' "erotic" fiction is about eating organs from people while they are still alive, so I tend to believe it.

>>243381

And don't forget his attempt at raping his sister. There is definitely something sinister about Jahans, it reminds me of Issei Sagawa, Both genetic fuck ups who are into vore and cannibalism.

What are his best videos in terms of laughs to time? He seems mildly funny but has a way of stretching time out infinitely while watching his videos.

>>243399

>his voice in that video

Holy fucking shit. Is that from before he starting taking his testosterone medication?

>>243399

YOU FRICKIN' FRICKS

>>243405

Indeed, he started taking test shots in the summer of 2015.

The irony is that it was trolls on youtube that convinced him that he had testosterone deficiency.

>>243408

Haha. At least he's a sperg without the voice of a child now.

I think people who looked like Jahans must've been Lovecraft's inspiration for Deep Ones. It doesn't hurt that Jahans is the result of race-mixing which was what the resulting people turning into fishfrogs was a metaphor for.

>>243351

>>243421

what is his ethnicity?

>>243391

Yes, very much so.

He also reminds me of Nick Bate, or rather how people reacted to him at first. Massive red flags everywhere yet not taken seriously by most. Jahans is an animal abuser, fantasises publicly about rape, torture and even cannibalism of living victims. I can't stress this enough so sorry for repeating it.

Pretty much all of the worst criminals signal their acts for years or decades before hand. Yet time and time again it's ignored. The fact that Jahans has no shame and doesn't hide his sick fantasies shows how normalised they are in his mind. The total disregard for how he is viewed is a huge, huge red flag.

If anyone disagrees with me then ask yourself do you think his fantasies will get less extreme over time?

>>243445

Apparently part Indian on his Dad's side and Inbred BadTeethistani on his Mom's side.

>>243468

It's interesting that a so-called anti racist denies his heritage and pretends to be white.

New video

https://youtu.be/mSCuP_c3CNw

>>243475

>he can't do political videos anymore because the alt-right are too stupid for him to comprehend

>>243475

His huge ego prevents him from understanding that the reason why he doesn't understand events is not because other people are stupid / super-intelligent evil masterminds / insane but because he is autistic.

As per usual he presents arguments as his own but is simply parroting articles and columns he has read on various left wing news sites, filtered through the lens of science fiction for children (Doctor Who).

Now he believes himself to be too intelligent, a typical autistic trope. He has never had any real humility, it's all just for show. Classic shit-tier manipulation.

>>243479

It's a convenient way of avoiding having to create any good videos. He doesn't want to face the fact that he has no real talent. Everything is always someone else's fault. His narrative is transparent as are his strategies to trick trolls into not trolling him (you are giving me money! you are wasting your time! I am a punching bag to distract you! etc).

>>243482

I wonder what is his IQ. For example in this video >>243054 he was 17. According to the "started puberty at 24 years old" theory like OP says, he was basically a baby in 2009.

>>243485

I'd like to know but even if it was high I don't think it would matter. He's compromised by his autism and ego. If he could admit he was wrong (legitimately rather than pretending) he could put himself to some use. Maybe, just maybe, if he grows up due to the testosterone he will change. But it could also increase his sex drive and urges to the point that he acts out his cannibalistic domination fantasies.

>>243264

>>243479

These pictures are amazing by the way. I love how well his likeness is captured. It takes a skilled artist to do that with just a few simple lines.

>>243479

>Tesco checkout lady

What?

>>243485

I think the extent of his autism becomes apparent when he calls people stupid and says how his foes are unworthy yet does not acknowledge that his intelligence is severely below par.

>>243479

>First pic

Like it, but come on. Jeremy Corbyn? Danny (((Cohen)))? BBC? Clearly you haven't understood the esoteric meaning in Jahans' work. Where's TRS and The Daily Shoah? Where's Nigel Farage and President-Elect Trump? Where's Millenial Woes?

>>243521

Where are all his Farshnuke stories? I wanna see if he can out do Chris in being a self-inserting Gary Stu.

>>243534

>ESOTERIC fiction

Is that a new word filter?

>>243531

You're in for a wild ride lad. In some countries his "stories" are illegal. Not a joke.

>He has a video series explaining his 'tistic pretend world

>he describes the Farsh-Nuke as "a Fanboy who got bullied in his youth who grew up watching shows like Docter Who and he wanted to be a hero"

How he didn't see that his Farsh-Nuke is a self-insert of himself is beyond me.

>>243537

>Not knowing of the esoteric nature of the glory that is Jahans' message

>>243537

>>243601

>Only millennials could so overuse a term meaning undemocratic abusive genocidal sadists so much that when people start openly goosestepping down the street and talking about how their fuhrer we have to come up with a new designation

He came to the realization that libtards (like himself) have taken away the power behind the word 'Nazi' so that when an actual Nazi (or the alt-right in his mind) shows up they can't use that word any more cuz of all the times they cried wolf.

>OKcupid

I see that and I'll raise you this http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=115294855

>>243467

So you're saying it's only a matter of time until Gordo hits one of those fringe kink sites involving consensual cannibalism and extreme BDSM?

Or will he go full Ed Gein instead?

>>243627

Nah, he deserves his own wiki. With his own wiki we can "feed" that massive ego of his and give him the "fame" that he so desperately wants to achieve. sidenote: God damn, they fucked that nigga's shit up hard. My nigga, you you go outside with a cut like that?

>>243393

https://youtu.be/qrXsqbukEeU

New video!!!

>Trump won re-won the electoral college

>Mooselimb terror attack in Berlin

He's gonna have another break down tomorrow.

>>243916

The teeth are messed up, but she's British. It's like complaining about an American woman staring at a smartphone the whole time.

I'd still bang.

>>243617

What's the spider saga?

>>243922

It was a fucking woman who did it aswell!

FRESH JAHANS

>>244081

what is he waiting to make his esoteric fantasies come true?

>>244081

It has to be.

>>243924

Was it alive?

>>244084

In this video he portrays himself as a great humanitarian who is such a nice guy he would even try to stop Hilter from committing suicide in his bunker (his words). He even tries to claim he empathises with his "alt-right" trolls who may also be suffering from depression and a difficult job market.

Later on he talks about how the alt-right will be killed en masse and obviously takes great pleasure in it. So I suppose his empathy only goes so far. Cannibalism, violence, extra judicial killings, genocide and racism against white people is perfectly fine… but he'd try to save Hitler. Remember that his cannibalism fantasies are written in "erotic" stories so it's likely that he also gets sexual satisfaction from his other sadistic fantasies.

>>244095

And guess what, like all these freaks it's white women specifically who are the target of his bullshit. He'll substitute white MtFs for women too on occasion.

>>244151

He's an autist who likes to hear himself speak hence why he contradicts himself constantly. I just love how he's always bringing up his writings as reference for his dumb analogies like if his writing is some grand piece of fiction and not pure masturbatory fanfiction.

>>244156

That's the simplest explanation. Another is that he is dehumanising his enemies until empathy no longer applies. Or that he is simply parroting empathy because he doesn't actually feel it. I would guess that his "talk Hitler out of suicide" bit was plagiarised from someone else.

His larger and bolder gestures and mannerisms are all just copied from other people, Jim Sterling, Doctor Who actors, etc. His dramatic laugh until he almost cries bit is just an act. That's why it comes across as so alien and strange - it's poorly done robotic mimicry without anything behind it.

It's very common for people on the left and nu males in general to view everything through shit-tier science fiction metaphors due to extreme childishness. Autistics do it because it's another template of humanity they can parrot. He cannot build a multi-person emotional narrative in his own mind so he must copy it from elsewhere.

Referencing his own writing is the ouroboros of autism. Where can he possibly go from here? Perhaps literally eating himself alive on twitch?

>>243521

nah Gordo hates anime, In some videos he tells le alt right to go jerk off to hentai

>>243981

I want to fuck that spider.

>>244170

That's another example of a parroted phrase he got from the media, originally from Rick Pissdad Wilson.

>>243916

Compared to the mass of shit her brother is she is a qt

>>243485

Wait he's 31?

>>244170

>Gordo hates anime

You would think he would love it considering how there's a lot of anime/manga/hentai/doujins out there that target him and his fetishes. Too bad he won't venture outside of any media not created by == WHITE MEN ==

>>244218

I think the hatred of anime is mainly due to the fact that he only likes extremely commercial 'nerdy' things e.g. TV shows like Doctor Who, films like Hitchhikers Guide…

>>244228

>he only likes extremely commercial 'nerdy' things

>the hatred of anime

But anime is extremely commercialized by itself. Tell the average Net surfer it isn't, go ahead. Justify it more and more. Then, you'll be called a weeaboo for doing so, whether you are logically right or wrong. That's how bad the perception is it.

The reason why he hates anime is because he wants to be seen like this normal and mature person. Mainstream people think lowly of anime, whether we like to admit it or not. And so, in order to not be seen as "another pathetic and lonely neckbeard fedora", Gordo hates anime. And so, he thinks that's enough.

>>244236

If Gordo is that lacking in self-awareness as we expect a lolcow to be, perhaps he thinks he can get away with sharing those kinds of fantasies, as long as it isn't some giant-eyed cartoon kiddie-looking girl. Also, I really do think that he thinks Net fiction sites are that obscure, that he can share his works and get away with it.

>>244237

He thinks he can get away with it because in his mind he's "le gran sci-fi author" so he puts all shit out there for the world to see on his very public blog.

>>244246

I see now.

He is still really lacking self-awareness though.

>>244233

Yes, his opinions and beliefs are completely copied from the guardian and other left wing media. That's all it is. There's no real thought behind it.

>>244237

I believe he links to it in his CV.

>>244246

Although he's said he thinks his writing is terrible and self-flagellates all the time, it's all just an act like his "morality". His ego is enormous and I agree completely that he thinks he is amazing.

In his blog post he says

>I’m not meant to be a writer, I’m not meant to be some grand lothario or youtube superstar, I am destined to be sat at a desk working hard on things that don’t personally matter to me in a 9-5 job with a commute that takes me 30 minute

which seems to contradict this but I think it's again plain that it's a total lie. He's trying to get sympathy. His huge ego is still fully intact.

>>244165

>I would guess that his "talk Hitler out of suicide" bit was plagiarised from someone else.

It's often re>>244233

>The reason why he hates anime is because he wants to be seen like this normal and mature person

Maybe he just doesn't have time because he's going out with his REAL LIFE friends and enjoying his time like a COMPLETELY NORMAL PERSON that doesn't fantasize about submissive white girls being turned into sharks and then having their organs harvested while they're still living.

>>244276

His moral indignation over anime is funny as hell

>eugh the girls are sexy. this is so creepy. I need to go and write some erotic Doctor Who fanfiction featuring undertones of cannibalism and rape to take my mind off this

>>244302

>undertones of cannibalism

If only it was just undertones!

I hope he'll upload a Christmas special soon.

>>244315

>Is it really sci-fi?

Technically yes. But you see how Sonichu "borrows" from various anime/manga and other TV shows; Gordo does the same with his crap. The Farshnuke is a (by his words) a eldritch god residing in the mind of a nerdy Doctor Who fan that breaks out. Also some crap about a multiversal travel which allowed him to take the Tardis technology and make a better one or something. So in short: it's Doctor Who x H.P Lovecraft

>>244325

We'll probably never know where he copied the cannibal/torture stuff from or if that is the one thing he came up with himself.

Classic Jahans where tells the world his theory on how autistic people are far superior. Does anyone remember the name of that one autist who believe that and wanted to start his own country full of autistic people name Aspergia or some shit like that?

>>244373

It's original cocks. Gordo is a true artist. Nobody in his lifetime will understand his work.

>>244387

>Does anyone remember the name of that one autist who believe that and wanted to start his own country full of autistic people name Aspergia or some shit like that?

That was Autphag, AKA Chris Gillon.

>>244306

Ask and you shall receive

>>244394

>HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND A MERRY NEW YEAR

>>244390

Salo's an overhyped, pretentious art house exploitation flick.

Cannibal Holocaust is a lot of fun, but that's only because the primary victims totally deserve it.

>>244438

>Does this mean he's going to change it?

Basically, Jahans buys into all the identity politics, CIS male LGBTQWXYZ bullshit so he thinks that he can magically renounce his current name.

In university he went by the name Gordon Jones (presumably because he's ashamed of being a octoroon poo in loo) so he is likely to be considering attempting this deception again.

tbh to an extent, i don't blame him as now even the google search results for 'Jahans' feature him at the top of the pile.

>>244449

So he doesn't understand no one else cares what name he uses? I have pointed out several times he's autistic and what that implies, but because it's such an alien way of thinking I still find myself surprised.

Setting all that aside, search engine algorithms don't care about his intention and everything is still tied together by the farshnuke thing. If he burnt that identity he'd still have to ghost all his internet friends. He must know some of them are deep cover alt-right operatives. Maybe I am overestimating him.

>ashamed of being a octoroon poo in loo

He never brings that up. He's always calling himself white. Unless I am missing something you must be correct. There's no other explanation apart from racism on his part.

>>244456

>>244456

>He never brings that up. He's always calling himself white. Unless I am missing something you must be correct. There's no other explanation apart from racism on his part.

By most peoples standards he is 'white'. It is the fact that he refuses to acknowledge the fact that he clearly has Indian ancestry that implies he is somewhat ashamed or dismissive of it.

Maybe he doesn't believe 'Diversity is our strength'…

>>244464

Maybe he secretly believes that's the reason for his disorder. He's knows it's genetic and probably inherited. It might have nothing to do with it, who knows, but I reckon it has occurred to him.

NEW VIDEO

>>244551

When he said his foot was tingling I thought he was having a heart attack.

>>244511

What the fuck is wrong with his audio? I'm not sure whether or not it's my headphones, but he's so fucking loud that the audio is getting clipped. It sounds like he's speaking through a broken radio.

>>244567

Symbolic of the silent screams of the oppressed peoples. Esoteric.

>>244555

Would he even know? He's probably one of those people who would have to be told five years after the fact that he had a chain of heartattacks and that's why he can no longer lift his left arm.

>>244746

More and more often now he has breaks in his videos which he says are due to having a cold. Before the video cuts you can see his strange reaction where he almost seems to lose control of his body in a dramatic fashion. That could just be how autistic people sneeze but I asked someone else and they said it was a symptom of congestive heart failure. They also said his tingling feet are a symptom of diabetes. Could all be bollocks but it does concern me.

New Video: Jahans faces the daylight!

>>244764

>>244765

I knew he was a genetic throwback.

>>244758

He almost reaches the conclusion that he's the bad guy due to his horrific fetishes and writing but get's distracted by the alt-right again. There's a lot of violent ideation about wars, death and destruction. Worrying signs that Jahans will become more violent in real life. One moment he talks about pleading with feminists to help "the emo boys" so they don't get radicalised into the alt-right but the next dehumanises them viciously.

He admits that he keeps trying to suck up to feminists but gets rebuffed every time. In this regard he compares himself to Stephen Fry. Overall the video is highly disorganised which seems to be a trend. It's either because he's drinking more or is showing very early signs of schizophrenia.

His final thought is that he's in trouble because "the nazis are using trans people as their attack force".

>>244767

He's white/Indian mixed race.

>>243494

We all know the answer, anon. He ranted at the toy for 20 minutes about trump and the alt-right, sperged for another 20 minutes about his grindhouse fics and then fell asleep before even getting to blow it up.

>>244767

If he really had a testosterone deficiency he pretty much has the skeleton structure and growth patterns of a woman

>>244789

He's 6'4

>>244801

Women with a hormone disorder could end up very tall yet still have a female structure overall, or perhaps in the case of Kallmann syndrome (what Jahans has) an androgynous one.

>>244761

Dear God, can you even imagine living with this creature.

> mom says clean your room before company comes by for the holiday

> autistic reeeeeeeeeing

> broke bed because fat? (I missed why in the last video)

> sleeps on the sofa in the living room now

> more autistic reeeeeeeing because his mother wakes him up at FOUR IN THE AFTERNOON

> can't write science-fiction now because post-scarcity economy

> going on benefits for pocket money

> feminists don't understand him

> they're going to rule the world anyway

NEETs are usually too fucked to tell us about their world when they reach this stage, but Jahans is providing us a rare glimpse into it.

>>244801

Still absence of test means his bones are at osteoporosis-tier density levels. Also holy fuck he gotta be fat if he's 6' 4'', dude must weigh at least 260 lbs with all the bloat surrounding him.

>>244866

He says he's 13 stone (82.5kg or 182lb) the last time he weighed himself. If he is 6'4 then his BMI comes out at 22.2. He's either deluded or hasn't weighed himself for a decade or more.

>>244901

That or his bones being as weak as some people think he is might be holding down his weight. I'm betting he's closer to 324 than 224, though.

*282 than 182.

Still, he's probably close to 300.

>>244902

The skeleton only accounts for 15% of a normal person's weight so it can't be that. I couldn't find any figures on how osteoporosis changes the weight of bones if at all. I would imagine that reduced bone mineral density means the useful bone mass is replaced by something else. It's not as if someone with osteoporosis has air gaps. Either way, no, the skeleton is not a significant enough factor here.

>>244843

> post-scarcity economy

Why does he keep whining about that? That would be a good thing for him since he has very little to no money.

>>244906

I'd love to see a deeper Jahanic explanation but it means 3D printers and VR somehow produce resources without needing to work. That appears to be what he actually believes.

>>244904

Yeah, if you're that tall it takes a lot of mass to balloon like Gordo does. Not to mention that his absence of male hormones mean that he should have sizeable deposits on his hips, thighs and ass.

>>244916

I really really want to see Jahans penis.

He always complains about its size.

>>244917

Why don't you pretend to be a Comrade-From-The-Ground-Up then?

>>244917

He said he realized about the micropenis because it fits in the bottles in wich he pissed on

>>245045

Nah. They'll keep him around for entertainment.

>>244901

Nobody with that weight and that height would have bitchtits and fat rolls like he does

2016 A Year In Drunk Review

>>245144

Came back to post this, sounds like this drunk cunt dropped his mic.

>There a lots of women there I would be very happy to see having sex with lots of diferent kind of men, lots of black men I have a crush on

OMG Jahans is a literal cuck!!!!

>I talked with these Nazi Nazis of Nazington

He is memeing, right?

>>245190

>>245191

My god, it's like a strawman of the alt-right coming to life. He is, indeed, a living caricature of the cartoon retard stereotype.

>>245191

>>245190

What the fuck. Is this some kind of elaborate counter-troll?

I haven't had this much difficulty explaining a lolcow since Chris.

>>245190

> I'm bisexual and I'm a voyeur.

Explains now why his sister left in terror.

>>245273

> Is this some kind of elaborate counter-troll?

He's in this situation because he tried to counter-troll. Like I've said before, he's a more eloquent version of Chris. Almost all of his "tactics" that he used to "troll" the trolls were at one time used by Chris.

>>245304

Here are some that he's used over the years. I'll use his logic so this post will be extremely fucking retarded.

>Claiming he doesn’t care. If he says he doesn’t care then his trolls will believe it and therefore realise their efforts are pointless.

>Claiming he is being enriched by views. Trolls will leave him alone once they realise they are giving him money.

>Telling trolls to stop watching his videos. Trolls will go away once they understand the videos aren’t supposed to be for trolls.

>Saying he will make boring videos. Trolls don’t want to watch reviews so they’ll obviously go elsewhere if he announces that.

>Claiming his videos are for him and not intended for an audience. Trolls will understand that the videos aren’t for public consumption despite being on youtube and therefore watch another channel instead.

>Telling trolls he is deliberately trying to waste their time. If trolls think he is keeping them focused on him to save other more vulnerable victims then perhaps they will react against his cunning plan and leave him alone.

>Claiming his videos are educational. Trolls will stop watching once they see he’s slowly but surely converting them from evil alt-righters into regulated capitalists.

>Self-denigration. If he continues to attack himself and admit his failures then trolls won’t need to do it.

He's autistic so all of these strategies make sense in his mind. Everyone else is a robotic automaton who will follow the script he has laid out. The obvious fact that they don't is a huge source of frustration for him, especially as his ego is so massive.

>>245317

The real reason for this is pretty sad: he's drinking an ever increasing amount of alcohol.

>>245317

He's crashing into slumber, so it might be a while.

>>245317

Fresh Jahans

>>245407

What was stopping him putting a bin next to his desk before?

>>245426

I bet 20 bucks a person could get drunk off of that.

>>245596

It's crazy, isn't it? He did all of those things at school which led to bullying. At that time he also killed a bunch of goldfish by the way. In later videos he swaps round the causation to make himself look better. He now claims the bullying caused him to act out but in truth he was expressing his macabre and illegal sexual fetishes.

The posts that I and others have made about it are not exaggerations (eg him being an animal abuser, cannibal fetishist, violent etc) but I guess it will take a while for people to catch on. People were warned ad nauseam about Nick Bate. Did they listen? Did they fuck. People were warned about Shmorky for fifteen years, same story. Will everyone just keep pretending Jahans is harmless?

>>245614

Can I have a best of? I don't have much spare time due to work and I want to know what a perverted creep Jahans really is.

>>245614

>It's crazy, isn't it?

He took a dead rat to school, so you tell me

>>245617

He wrote two new blogs posts about his fetishes

http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2017/01/the-appeal-of-submissive-female.html

http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2017/01/the-appeal-of-submissive-female_4.html

>>245614

>Shmorky for fifteen years

Who the fuck is Shmorky?

>>245614

There is a biological element to creepiness/disgusting people. A lot of these sexualized/politicized lolcows have the potential to be very dangerous individuals. He looks like someone who kills small animals, if people haven't caught on then they are autistic.

There is no way he is 230lbs, I am and I am way thinner (still fat though).

Has anybody considered searching the sex offenders registry for him?

>>245635

Lurk moar! The catalog function has been invented for 5 years by now. I can't be so goddamn hard.

>>245668

>He looks like someone who kills small animals,

It's not that he looks like it. He's talked about it multiple times!!!

>>245721

The JQ continues to become an ever more serious issue. I hope we can work together to find a solution.

Part 3

http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2017/01/the-appeal-of-submissive-female_6.html

>She’s smart, in some way privileged good family, car from a rich boyfriend or father. She could be doing more with her abilities but she’s having fun and being a bit of a dick to people.

He admits his fetishes are about the destruction of attractive and successful women. He thinks he is explains it thoroughly enough while continuously calling himself derogatory names then it somehow becomes ok. It doesn't. If a paedophile did the same would Jahans support it?

Jahans is so fucked up that he believes his desire to torture, eat and murder women is simply about dominance / submission. This all shows once again that the real reason liberals try to paint the right as the bad guys is because they are dealing with their own disgusting and often illegal fetishes. They project it all onto the right wing bogeyman. His extreme ant-white racism comes from the same place as so many other non-whites: immense butthurt that no white girl will even give him the time of day.

>And now I actually have testosterone enough to try growing a beard this stuff is like nitrous oxide for my libido. That is a kick you don’t let go of easily, even if you do have to consume it responsibly.

Can a paedophile consume his porn responsibly? No, and it's irrelevant because it's disgusting and illegal. But we're supposed to believe Jahan's equally depraved fetishes are completely under control?

The only responsible course of action for him is to

>delete all his gross fetish porn

>don't look at any gross porn ever again

>delete all anti-white racist videos and writings

>go see a therapist

>make a full and UNRESERVED apology to the alt-right and feminists alike

>>245808

There are people with all sorts of syndromes and disabilities and they don't display the same brutal serial killer tier misogyny. All this time he has been railing against the alt-right to distract us from his true nature. There's going to be a fourth part so I guess we'll wait for that.

This guy looks like an inbred Hank Hill and he deserves to get his ass kicked.

>>245827

a-log pls

>>245833 (Checked)

To be fair to the lad, he isn't wrong.

>>245959

He knows how to create hype. I am a little worried now though. The way he's confessing everything in an almost nonchalant way is a bit scary. He seems more upbeat than usual. I read that people behave like this before suicide. I am 99% sure I'm wrong and just overreacting but it still nags at me.

>>245913

>my problems do not grant me the small mercies others get. There is no micropenis pride march, there are no fucks given for a man with a shortened lifespan requiring testosterone injections to be a man because I’m cis.

…Is he admitting he has a micropenis? Was this already confirmed?

>>246086

He mentions it in most of videos

>>246143

Is that Jahans dancing Nico Nico Ni? ESOTERIC

>>246149

Is he a sociopath? His manipulation is obvious to anyone who isn't a retard but it is a result of sociopathy or just beep-boop-autism calculations? He's not really gay or bisexual (just more camouflage) but he probably will target a man because it will be easier.

People have this idea that sociopaths are super intelligent evil villains but the majority of them are very stupid and transparent. But just because they are idiots that doesn't mean they don't commit horrific crimes.

>He has normalised them

Yes. He'll continue down this route until he his literally eating the organs of some poor sod he met on a dating app. I want to agree the likelihood is small but when will he stop building up this normalisation narrative? Today? Tomorrow? Confessing so many things normalises them further. He hasn't been called out by the media, he hasn't been arrested, so surely it was all OK? That may be his cold murderous logic.

>>246157

Jahans doesn't seem to be full on sociopath to me, but he does have trouble establishing the motives and feelings of others (just look how he treats his mum, and how he fails to understand the why the trolls aren't leaving. I chalk this up to his Asperger's, it prevents him from being as empathetic as he could be.

I don't think the gay/bisexual stuff is camouflage and it's more 'prison gay'. Jahans chance of getting a girl is hovering close to 1% of all women at a generous estimate so he's just expanding the search to men. Hence why he only wants submissive men, because he wants them to be a female surrogate. Just my take though, he could genuinely be bullshitting us all with that one.

>>246158

A-Log. Jahans has said and done a lot of questionable stuff but nothing that deserves death. Besides, why would you want Jahans to kill himself morality aside? He is just starting to get interesting.

And as some have noted here, Jahans still has a lot to give back (if you believe he has the capacity for such acts), like reimbursing his parents for the cheap as fuck rent and apologizing to some of the individuals he has threatened on his channel to name a few. Only Alex really benefits from suicide which is probably why he contemplates it so much (but not the impact it would leave on his poor mother).

>>246160

>why would you want Jahans to kill himself morality aside?

I was just being facetious/memeing, hence the dilbert 3 gif

>>246160

Is he now effectively prison gay in a practical sense? Yes. After all he had "sex" and scared the hell out of a young autistic man. But I think the gay/bisexual stuff started as camouflage because he has not shown any signs of being sexually aroused by men apart from a very few occasions where he has mentioned crushes on stereotypical and very safe male celebs.

A typical confused guy likes traps and all that stuff. There will be ample evidence of it in their online profiles which is entirely absent in his case. It's a big contrast to his writings which are always about women. I postulate that he has never masturbated to a man, submissive or otherwise.

>>246165

I get you on the male celebs bit. It seems like he's parroting stuff he's heard from women 'oh my god so and so from so and so is really hot' for brownie points rather than geniune interest.

You have to give it to him though, he commits to the story. He might not write any men in his fiction but the 2016 year in drunk review was a great example. He openly expressed a desire to fuck black guys, whilst tipsy (more honest?) in that video. If you're right and he's not actually even a little bisexual then what this means is that he has a) zero shame and b) very little sincerity over his sexual orientation. Not at all surprising tbh.

>>246167

I said this earlier in the thread but I think almost everything he says in his videos is parroted. All of his politics is just reworded articles from left wing media. Even his mannerisms and patterns of speech are copied from various youtube personalities. That's why he seems so awkward, disjointed and fake. Many autistics use the same coping strategy.

He's been called cuck millions of times and I think he said that stuff about black guys as way to disarm that trolling. The left wing media did the same several times with coordinated articles trying to explain the cuck insult. It's a bit like gays reclaiming the word faggot. For Jahans calling himself a cuck is not only more self-deprecation and deflection but also more camouflage / brownie points / virtue signalling.

I believe the only real Jahans material is the cannibalism / torture / murder stuff. Everything else, and I mean everything else, is constructed from The Guardian, Doctor Who and Jim Sterling videos. I completely accept many will view this type of Jahanic theory as total nonsense and so I don't blame anyone for disagreeing.

>>246171

Even though the multiverse stories draw a lot of sci-fi inspiration, mostly Doctor Who, I think you are right, they are the most creative and personal works of his because nobody else is telling him to do the cannibal / torture stuff for obvious reasons.

In some of the weirder stories we see more of Jahans mind. The Contravoxi and the Vliguri are actually kind of interesting because they are fucked up vore creatures that only Jahans would create. Same goes for the the Farshnuke, Bam-Kursh, Gfaxxy, the sylphs and the toygirls. Just straight up vile woman-hating perverse demi-gods and their slaves doing all manner of fucked up shit.

I think people who only watch the videos are missing out to be honest. The Multiverse stories are like 200 Days of Sodom meets Doctor Who and it's so much more eye opening as to the character of Alexander than his copycat rants.

Also do you feel that Jahans' fetishes seem to be focused on not hurting exactly but completely destroying strong beautiful women? If they're not consumed whole, they're lobotomized (yes he did a story about this). My theory is that Jahans can't stand women with agency because they might reject, hence his psychological compulsion to reduce them to slaves, pets, objects and most disturbingly foodstuffs. Just 'food for thought' if you'll pardon the pun.

>>246193

Everything he does is almost completely inaccessible to your everyday normalfag. It is a shame because you're right that they're missing out. The only thing to do is to get clips of his readings and package them in an easy to watch form. I don't think vid related has been posted in this thread yet. As one of the youtube comments says "Jahans is a modern day Marquis De Sade".

The craziest thing is just how long he has been developing this multiverse. As far as we know it started well before the great deletion of 2008.

>completely destroying strong beautiful women

They often go along with it willingly. That's a mechanism he uses to make it less horrific because it's consensual, but also because he wants to remove all agency as you say. It is Hannibal Lecter tier insanity. He needs to believe in Nazis because they are the only thing he can imagine as worse than himself. The reality is however that if Jahans had any power he would be far worse than any imagined Nazi. Claiming alt-right trolls who have shit his pants and done nothing apart from shitpost are bad guys in comparison to him is laughably delusional on his part.

>>245796

administering testosterone sounds like a bad idea for someone with a violently fucked up mind.

>>246193

>I think people who only watch the videos are missing out to be honest

We really need a Jahanspedia.

FESH JAHANY

>>246227

Strong thumbnail.

>>246171

Congratulations, you just created the first schism in Jahanism.

Reformed Janists OUT REEEE

Jahans will not stick to his word I don't think. He believes his writing is not only competent but exceptional and will land him a job at the BBC. If he truly understood why his works should be private he would've done it long ago, around Fuzzy Logic at least.

I hope this doesn't last long though, I wanted to read Weresylph Dawning sooner rather than later.

He seems like a broken record recently with the feminist and the alt right stuff though. Like it's accelerating too. Might be the alcohol but honestly we should remember Jahans life consists of playing about three computer games and listening to podcasts. No wonder he never shuts the fuck up about the alt-right trolls (who have mostly left, especially the ones from TRS), it's the only fresh exciting thing in his life right now.

>>246273

What a sick wrestling promo. But seriously, how is the "alt-right" a bigger threat to him than the left he reveres and now fears? The all the "alt-right" has done is send him spiders in the mail and write fanfiction in his style and call up his house and make a meme religion out of him meanwhile the left has stripped him of his friends and "creative" outlet and "assassinated" his character. The "alt-right" has never threatened his life but the left has but somehow the alt-right is worse?

>>246295

He is getting very repetitive, yes. In the end that'll be the final reason the trolls leave him be: sheer boredom. His views will sink to around 10 per video due and 9 of them will be from bots and search engines.

Here is a video from one of Jahans' youtube friends. He talks about how he been doing videos for ten years and how unjust it is that he doesn't have more views. He lashes out at popularity being about attractiveness and charisma. It's extremely pathetic. In contrast to guys like this Jahans is a superstar. Watch it if you want to see the youtube dreams of a fat loser being crushed and an unbelievable lack of self awareness when it comes to working out why.

>>246313

I agree. He can't abandon his delusion because that would mean admitting the alt-right were correct about many things. He's said a few times that the alt-right orchestrated all the problems with he ex-allies which is not true. It will be a long time before he admits the left are worse.

He's talked a little bit about how it's tempting for disaffected youth to join the alt-right because you immediately become part of a club with their own language and culture. Mind you he probably just stole that from a lefty news website.

>>246340

>He's talked a little bit about how it's tempting for disaffected youth to join the alt-right because you immediately become part of a club with their own language and culture.

It;s funny how the same can be said about his ultra-left that he loves so much. Also he likes to say how he doesn't want to be associated with Nazis but the way he describes the righteous left (the group he so desperately wants to belong to) "coming for the alt-right" comes off like actual Nazis. It's like condemning Nazi Germany for their actions while trying to side with the Aryan Brotherhood.

>>246351

All of Jahans' political views seem to serve his immediate needs (food, warmth, sex).

Regulated Capitalism = Status Quo because he hates change but also gouging the rich so he can have more welfare.

Techno-progressivism = Encouraging the expansion of the welfare state by declaring it a necessity due to increasing automation. Jahans justifies his joblessness to himself by declaring it to be the future of the working class.

Radical Feminism = Spineless kowtowing to feminists who he believes might fuck him if he supports them. He has been on record saying he knows Radical Feminism is not right but he just finds it really hot. Go figure.

Leftism = Virtue signalling and it's where all his friends are. People have to work in socialist societies which immediately means Jahans cannot support it faithfully in my opinion.

Jahans is a lot like Marx - has idealistic political views, never works, rarely bathes, is a burden on his family, drinks to excess and holds pro-woman opinions whilst being a genuine misogynist, I can't think of a more perfect analogue (maybe De Sade)

>>246351

Very true.

Clearly socialism, universal basic income, etc, appeal to some unemployed youth. The less skills they have or the lower their IQ the more it makes sense. There's also this idea that everyone is a "special snowflake". Most of the concepts are just so utterly stupid and idealistic (eg post scarcity) that many people reject them immediately. But the side effect of that is only the most retarded people are left over in the extreme left. Jahans, despite seeing himself as a logical thinker, is apparently unable to understand basic concepts like the conservation of energy which clearly invalidate the idea of free resources/work that his sci-fi economic ideas imply.

I think we do see Jahans questioning the left but unfortunately, as he sees them as righteous, he is falling into that horrible trap of believing the ends justify the means. Then we're back to the often repeating massacres that communism is so famous for.

He wants to be seen as moral but his violent ideation in addition to extremely disturbing writing clearly shows how immoral and violent he is underneath. I think he very much enjoys sadistic fantasies of people being killed for political reasons. He is an extremely sick person.

>>246355 (Checked)

Excellent analysis. His views are autistic selfishness taken to an extreme. It's impossible and ridiculous to describe such a person as moral. His position is completely invalid.

>>246363

For those in the U.S he's talking about 'Class', the third 'Doctor Who' spinoff series to be made. If I remember correctly its mainly focused on teens and aimed at teenagers so fuck knows why Jahans is watching it. It looks awful, like all NuWho spinoff stuff (Torchwood: Children of Earth is the ONE exception).

>>246363

Terrible. He has immediately gone back on his promise not to make political videos by continuously referencing the same old shit he always does. He also makes many racist anti-white and homophobic remarks. Sickening.

>>246370

This is his workaround it looks like. Cram politics into apolitical videos. This is actually worse.

Jahans seems to blend fiction, real life and politics effortlessly. He does it in what I think is perhaps the best Jahans video, the Farshnuke and I where he inserts the Farshnuke into his own childhood.

Watch it, it's a fucking riot and very revealing as to some of what went on in his formative years.

>>246371

To summarise that video, he watched Jaws and got turned on. The genesis of his cannibal fetish?

>>246380

Holy shit, I never connected the two before but this makes sense. Fetishes often come out of trauma, and Jahans always describes seeing Jaws as a young boy as not just scary, but scarring, like it fucked him up big time. Recently he's stopped talking about them but in older videos he would reference great whites and Jaws as much as he references Civ 5 or feminists today. It really imprinted on him psychologically.

I really want this to be the case, if only so we get a new Jahans saga where he becomes Shark-kin, sharpens his teeth, paints himself grey, and declares his cannibalistic desires completely normal as he has the soul of a shark inside, and we need to accept his lifestyle.

>>246387

I believe he has mentioned weresharks before. He will be like the red dragon, except a shark. Anon, I can vividly imagine him running around a local park when the moon is full in his shark get-up. I am genuinely concerned your prediction will come true.

>>246388 (Checked)

Jesus Christ, Pokemon is different from how I remember it.

>>241901

Spencer knows who he is, I showed him a video of Jahans at NPI last year.

>>246393

I seriously doubt Spencer's the one mailing him spiders though.

>>246399

Nah, the one who mailed the Spider was a non-white woman from London. Her username on Discord was SillionX.

Can't make this shit up.

>>246443

While I think it's reckless and stupid to do anything like that I can understand why someone would be so frustrated and angry with Jahans. Any woman exposed to Jahans's misogynist hate is going to be either terrified and disgusted. The same goes for his racism. I can understand how awful it must have been for her to hear Jahans say he wants to attack and destroy her white friends in the most vile ways imaginable.

What women can do is raise awareness of Jahans and be constructive. That's how we can keep men and women of all races and sexualities safe from his psychotic evil.

Let's all be part of the final solution to the JQ.

>>246446

I don't think women have the attention span to read Jahans' shitty fiction

>>246451

Their minds are simply too delicate to understand such complexity. Luckily we can create more bite-sized chunks of Jahans so that the females can digest it more easily.

>>246451

>>246462

I don't think anyone has the attention span. I find myself skipping over bits because it's so long and tiresome tbh.

If it's not the fetish stuff it's weird overly complex explanations as to how the fetish stuff works in universe, which literally matters to no-one but Jahans. Like who cares if the sylphs actually taste like ice cream or bacon, or that the Vliguri can re-grow limbs, it's FICTIONAL, I wish he would just write the fucked up stuff straight from the source without prettying it up with the sci-fi explanations. It's more esoteric that way.

>>246467

None of the stuff surrounding the key quotes matter, only the headline is important. If whatever snippet you use can be verified to be written or spoken by him then nothing else matters. Whether it's fiction or not is irrelevant. It didn't matter before (the trans community blacklisting) and it won't matter again. It matters to Jahans, yes, but an attempt by him to explain it away using his in-universe (or should I say in-multiverse) logic would only make him look more guilty and insane.

As you say, who can be bothered to go through it all? Well people already have done, and much evidence has been gathered. In recent blog posts Jahans has written more directly about his cannibalism. As time goes on he will continue to do so. I think you'll get your wish.

>>246380

>Jahans makes up wereshark monsters

>Jahans says he's afraid of sharks

>Jahans takes the ALS challenge but wants the proceeds to go to some UK shark charity

That whole Jaws thing really shines some light on his shark obsession.

New video

>>246644

>"then I realized that I am a misogynistic son of a bitch"

Jahans is lurking this thread lads!!

>>246663

Of course he is. With an ego as big as his you think he won't google himself or go to those nasty hate sites that he knows talks about him? also, Jahans, when are you gonna learn how to edit videos so you can do a Women in video games vs. Fetishes?

>>246644 (Checked)

This video is quite political. He fucking lied to us again! He also hasn't renamed his channel despite earlier saying he is changing his name to Gordon Jahans.

>>246671

I am not sure this appears in google. I hope he isn't here because that might interfere with my feminist cooperation plan. I have been busy on tumblr but I still need a lot more time.

>>246392

>I believe he has mentioned weresharks before

Brother… Google finds hundreds of references to sharks on his blog. I'm pretty sure part of his story is devoted to wereshark women being harvested for organs as well as being sex slaves or some unbelievably sick shit like that.

Look at his avatar:

http://farsh-nuke.deviantart.com/

This is uh…

> Do you know how I used lucid dreaming to end my nightmares? I would commit suicide by shark, swim willingly into a shark's welcoming teeth so it might bite down and shatter the illusion and fear of death within the dream.

http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.com/2015/11/redefining-masculinity.html

More:

http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.com/2015/08/pretty-and-brain-distraction-fic-nsfw.html

> Lisa stared at Anna "You… And he… With a shark…?"

> "A Charicthy" said Anna "And his name was Sven."

I don't know what the fuck is going on in this one:

http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.com/2015/10/trouble-in-choice-world-nsfw.html

Randoms before I noticed there were hundreds of these:

http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.com/2015/09/lets-talk-about-porn-nsfw-obviously.html

http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.com/2015/05/bbc-shark-episode-2-review.html

http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.com/2014/11/the-black-shark-circles.html

> When dared to do the ALC ice bucket challenge, he instead changed the donation/focus to the Shark Trust, an organization that says it gives a voice to sharks in the UK. He complained that only a small percentage of humans are effected by ALS while millions of sharks are slaughtered every day.

>>246707

>>246712

>>246699

>>246527

Lemme help you guys out a bit here, I am quite knowledgeable about this part of Gordon's life.

When he was young he walked in on Jaws playing and was terrified (as a young child would be) It scarred him quite a bit and he had nightmares for a while.

This triggered an obsession (autistic in origin I imagine) in later life with sharks, and he went about trying to find more info, documentaries, books etc. So while he still fears sharks he kind of understands them and advocates for their right to exist.

When he came to writing stories within the Multiverse, it was inevitable that sharks would come into it. The Weresharks are half shark, half werewolf, and are nearly immortal (they can regenerate their entire body from a single heart valve). They are one of the 'baddies' of the multiverse and they only wish to destroy and dominate.

The thematic opposite to the Weresharks in the multiverse are the Sylphs. The Sylphs were a species that adapted to survive via subjugation. They essentially became pleasure slaves to the multiverse. Their DNA is rewritable so they can become essentially whatever the owner wants. Even with an infinite number of variables they always end up looking like a blonde woman or a Doctor Who companinion because it's Jahans. This is his workaround to avoid writing about real women, as the sylphs LIKE all the fucked up shit Jahans does, so it's okay in his mind.

As far as I know he has never sexualised sharks or Weresharks. The ones with sex in are about Wereshark-sylphs, which look and behave mostly like sylphs but more powerful. The queen/empress (can't remember which) of the Multiverse is one of these.

So in short, JAWS is one of his smaller influences. I would say Doctor Who is his Sonic if you want to think of it that way, the bulk of his work is directly cribbed from Doctor Who. Jahans is really sad in that commercial products and 'fandoms' are his life. Even Chris Chan wanted more from life than Sonic and Pokemon.

Sorry for the text wall but I find Gordons life and work really interesting. He is probably my favourite lolcow right now and in the top five ever for sure.

>>246742

Jahans is a master of excuses. Life has dealt him a poor hand for sure but he uses his conditions to justify his behaviour. So you can bet that if he went off the deep end there would be some internal justification going on.

I like the theory that Jahans could be dangerous and sociopathic in the future and you seem like a top lad so have some fuel for the fire. You said before he has frequent violent ideation but did you know he was actually extremely violent once? The whole 'Gordon Jones' persona was predicated on his own pacifism that he didn't even have.

On the last day of primary school, he smashed one of his bullies head against the ground repeatedly, screaming "why won't you die?" over and over. Have a listen yourself if it seems unbelievable:

http://www.esotericjahanism.com/sermons.html

(First mp3 on the page, around the 18 minute mark)

>>246742

>Anthony looked at Ray mockingly, his face contorted in anger

Could any of the drawfags here please show me a face that is smugly mocking someone, while at the same time being contorted in anger? I have a hard time to imagine it.

>>246737

He's Top 5 current, idk about all time.

>>246745

>did you know he was actually extremely violent once?

I believe it since in the full video of >>245393 he talked about burying goldfish alive cuz he needed 'organic compost'.

>>246764

He has been in fights with his father and assaulted him for minor things like asking him to help around the house, but he claims Keith was violent and abusive towards him too (unverified). As far as I know he's never touched Helen or Rebecca but he does scare the shit out of both of them with his imposing size and loud voice (he's not really aware how scary he can be to others). I think this is an overlooked factor in why he is still living at home, I think Helen might be a bit scared of crossing him.

As far as I know the bullying was all towards him until that one breaking point at the end of school so I sympathize to an extent, Jahans had a really shit time of it by his descriptions. It's kind of spurious to claim he was a bully as a child just because he is a bully now but stuff may come out later proving your point true.

He claims he was antagonistic towards his school and staff because it was a Christian school but I think this is overwriting history again. Maybe in secondary school but what 9 or 10 year old cares about atheism enough to pick fights with teachers about it? The bit that convinced me of this is when in the 'Farshnuke and I' video the Farshnuke throws a copy of The God Delusion at one of his teachers (kek) and I was like "Oh yeah this is what he wishes he had done at the time"

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>>246745

I liked it when he was like a surrogate retarded younger brother that can't seem to make anything go right. Can we go back to that?

>>246767

>spurious to claim he was a bully as a child just because he is a bully now

Yes that's true, but it's all about how you interpret his videos. It's not what I'm claiming.

The reason I say he was a bully is because the order of events changes depending on how early the video is. For example, in the "The suicide of Gordon Jones" video he talks about all the crazy things he did and how the rest of the school reacted to them. The way he tells it seems like the other kids were reacting to his strange behaviour (animal abuse), not that bullying drove him to it. You too point out an example where he rewrites history to make himself look better, and that leads me to believe it's common for him. His story is filled with plot holes are revisions.

I think it's natural to feel sympathy for him. I did at first. When he would talk about his privilege and self-hate I fell for it. Oh no Alex, you are the least privileged! Why don't you see the feminists are wrong for picking on you! Why do you believe being white makes you bad? The SJWs are brainwashing you! And so on.

Only later when I found out about his violent sexual fantasies did I begin to see it was all bullshit. I want you to imagine yourself telling him to tidy his room. How would he react? What if you said "Alex, I've had enough, no more internet until this room is clean!" What would he do? A rage-filled autistic guy who, let me remind you, writes about people being tortured, injected with shit and even eaten alive.

I think people like him learn the "woe is me" con very early on in life. He would have played his parents against each other. His mother being more protective while his father tried to make him face reality. Alex would let them fight and slowly destroy their relationship while he happily got on with his pursuits, avoiding tidying his room once again. When they realised what they were doing and finally presented a united front, Alex would have turned to violence. Despite being the victim, his mother would undoubtedly blame his father for starting it, again setting off another cycle of arguing. The room still left untidied.

>>246781

What you are saying seems probable. Students react to Jahan's actions with reasonable disgust and some schoolboy banter, and Jahans is taught to recognize this as bullying. I only remember one real incident of bullying he has talked about, several boys ganging up on him in a field in secondary school.

>After school finished I tried to hang out and make friends at the local park then the one kid tried to fight at school turned up with 9 of his mates on bikes and hurled objects and abuse at me as I tried to walk swiftly the fuck away (running would only have knackered me and left me helpless). They bundled on top of me and my supposed friends fucked up and the leader, that one kid I had tried to fight so long ago threatened to rape me if I called the police. So do you know what I did? I squirmed free and started yelling loudly about the need to call the police to a woman with a push chair who was walking past. Naturally all my attackers fucked off and started acting casual. I made it through the short estate and there they all were at a bus stop on the opposite side of the estate ready to continue the attack but fortunately I was 5 metres from the safety of someone I could trust and had a phone.

Nothing else though which is weird because you know Jahans would be quick to list every event imaginable. Just stuff like people not wanting to hang out with him, which isn't bullying at all.

And yeah, adult Alex is a complete mess and genuinely unpleasant most of the time I understand but when I said sympathy I meant sort of up to 18. Just because he was dealt a poor hand and kids can be cruel.

FRESH JAHANS BLOG

http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2017/01/the-appeal-of-submissive-female_13.html

This is the one we've been waiting for. Picked out some choice parts but you should really read it all, it's super fucked up.

Gordon confirms that he has to actively manage his anger to avoid lashing out:

>I am a big fan of controlled destruction and controlled venting. I have smashed up old cassette players before, dismantled old shoes that were falling apart already, I have turned old trousers into hankies, I rant online and I love violent video games. You see a videogame provides excellent catharsis. I get the thrill of being the badass hero killing bandits or commanding an army to eviscerate a bunch of rebels, my anger gets vented , nobody gets hurt and if I ever am in a stressful situation my body isn’t programmed to vent catharsis my swinging my fists but by sitting down, listening to a podcast and swiddling my thumbs.

Gordon states that his writing helps stop his violent and sexual thoughts towards women. His initial reaction to beautiful and submissive women is not affection or arousal but 'bloodlust' (what the fuck)

>So yes I like the idea of seeing beautiful women hurt, I like the idea of being convinced by a beautiful woman that I should hurt her for her sexual pleasure but I know that I will always be safe around even the most beautiful and submissive of women because my impulses when the bloodlust rises are to write.

Gordon suggests that he likes hurting and destroying beautiful women because they can enjoy their beauty unlike himself. Frighteningly he believes this to be a normal male urge (no wonder Jahans believes in feminism if he thinks all men are as fucked up as him!)

>However all this is getting away from the point I was making about what marked the turn. Of course I want to destroy beauty, of course I want to savage and dominate. Those are not acceptable or nice urges and I manage them very well but they are human urges. The desire to lash out against a beauty that is not your own to enjoy, to punish for making you feel bad about yourself. Sick, disgusting and quite frankly boring urges. Misogynistic frustration. What’s fucking new?

Once again the mainstreaming of BDSM has allowed Jahans to believe his behaviour is normal and that a woman might want to be a vessel for his misogynistic rage. Fuck you Cracked.

>Around the time the Fifty Shades Of Grey film was coming out cracked.com wrote an articles on BDSM… That story blew my mind because I have been fighting against my anger and the urge to destroy my whole life, that story told me very occasionally someone really can genuinely want to experience that anger and to be destroyed.

So in short, Jahans is one power cut away from committing violent and/or sexual acts and he needs the videogames and the writing to control these unnatural impulses. What happens when Jahans gets kicked out in a few months and might have to live in social housing with women around and not enough money to keep his PC running.

Buckle up boys, Woking is about to get Farshnuked.

>>246792

>Gordon suggests that he likes hurting and destroying beautiful women because they can enjoy their beauty unlike himself.

That reminded me of the crazy plastic surgeon from Bioshock.

> he needs the videogames and the writing to control these unnatural impulses.

There will come a time when those things won't be enough to satiate him and he will act out. That shit happens a lot.

>>246801

Elliot was driven by toxic masculinity whiles Jahans is just a poor boy who dindu nuffin, how dare you compare the two? But yeah, I see him going the Elliot route in like 2 years

A wiki for Jahans isn't just possible but it's necessary. The Multiverse is probably the most intensely-developed interior fantasy world of a deranged loner that there is. Jahans' fetishes have fetishes. His complexes have complexes of their own.

>>246792

>The desire to lash out against a beauty that is not your own to enjoy, to punish for making you feel bad about yourself

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Temple_of_the_Golden_Pavilion

New Jahans video is boring nintendo shite. Check this out instead.

http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2015/11/green-eyed-nothing-series-1-episode-0.html

It's a really worrying piece from last year. It seems to be him reordering our own world using technology from the Multiverse. For the guy who said this was his Hannibal-esque plan, this is the closest I could find.

Bare in mind Alex planned to give this to the BBC and hoped they would produce this for TV.

>So I woke the morning after and I had eaten her alive. I was literally straddling a skeleton with just the hands and feet and head remaining. There were teeth and claw marks all over her skeleton and my mouth and chin and hands were just covered in blood and gristle. It didn’t take much to put it together.

>So I hid the body, dumped it across multiple different countries. Not hard when you have a campervan capable of crossing the channel.

>Then I ran and hid. I burned everything, again across multiple countries. I changed my name and abandoned my online accounts. I faded into the mist and started new under the anonymous identity of the Farsh-nuke.

>This was why I had eaten her. In a previous life, because of the Sylph Squirrel and the sylph pill, I thought eating the ones you love entirely normal

>If you want to know how I became the Butcher of Britain then the answer is six years on the run learning that I had this great darkness inside me. A darkness that had lost me my friends and family and the woman I loved. How could I be the same person, knowing what I was capable of?

>The beautiful simplicity of the plan lied in its legality and continuity with the present. Human rights extend only to humans and Sylphs aren’t humans so therefore whatever you want to do with them is totally okay legally.

>Israel got peace at last by simply dousing every Palestinian settlement with a thick fog of aerosolised Sylph pill solution that was taken in by contact with the skin. To their credit Israel didn’t actually commit genocide. Instead they left it a month then walked into the Palestinian settlements to find the occupants greeting them like dogs who missed their masters.

>In February I would binge. No thought, no class, no style, just getting shit faced and tearing women’s throats out in a great orgy of hunger and lust.

>In March I would be the business man once more. Five women every week, their skeletons, hair, stomach acid, brains and fecal matter sold to various different parties, their blood, feet, hands, internal organs and faces turned into sausages and burgers. The rest would be turned into different meet cuts and eaten throughout the week with the excess part sold and part frozen for christmass.

Jahans' fiction becomes doubly uncomfortable when he brings it into our reality to be honest.

>>246792

>Frighteningly he believes this to be a normal male urge

>the mainstreaming of BDSM has allowed Jahans to believe his behaviour is normal and that a woman might want to be a vessel for his misogynistic rage

He reads SJW media all day and it's clearly contributed to his delusional views. You've summarised exactly why he seems so dangerous to me. The normalisation of it is what will allow him to shed all shame, guilt and fear.

>Buckle up boys, Woking is about to get Farshnuked