bdc079 No.254320
New video on the Alex Vents channel
https://youtu.be/QCa3nDNT9Kk
New video about Pmurt
vid related
bdc079 No.254323
The Terror of Woking
just cuckup my shit fam
bdc079 No.254330
>>254323
Posting some V I N T A G E Jahans
bdc079 No.254331
>>254330
we need a list of like his top 20 or 30 most relevant videos- would help train a new generation of informed Jahanist PhDs
bdc079 No.254332
You know what would be great, imagine someone took all his Farshnuke crap and made a Yume Nikki type game out of it. Or better yet someone could take Demonophobia and switch the names and shit around with his crap.
bdc079 No.254342
Warning: some slight ear rape.
bdc079 No.254343
Thanks for making the new thread based adeptus jahanicus
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bdc079 No.254357
>>254320
I just listened to 100 minutes of blathering about anus teeth and edible shark dollies. (vid related) And now I am considering listening to him whine about Trump, for another hour.
What the fuck is wrong with me? Why is watching his suffering so addictive?
bdc079 No.254358
>>254331
Mi top 9 of essential vids
>1 - Why Donald Trump is so terrifying (dic '15)
>1.5 - GET RID OF THE FUCKING GUNS [I dont remember wich video is]
>2 - WTF is Cuckphobia (feb '17)
>3 - The Farsh-Nuke and I Part 1 & 2 [Audiobook] (jul '13)
>4 - Autistic people are the superior beings (aug '15)
>5 - Project MIRTH (jan '17)
>6 - Explaining Vore (feb '17)
>7 - To any UKIP voters watching… (may '15)
>8 - Racists Better Unsubscribe (aug '16)
>9 - Being Alt Right Will Get You Killed (nov '16)
bdc079 No.254363
>>254343
Are the Tenets of Esoteric Jahanism just the writings that are featured in the Codex Jahantes?
>>254357
>Why is watching his suffering so addictive?
The Chris-Chan effect. You can't believe someone like him exist so you keep watching.
bdc079 No.254367
>>254357
He's weirder and more unique than anything we've ever seen before him. Nothing can really adequately sum up the bizarreness that is AGJ!
Comparing him to CWC barely does the madness the justice it deserves.
bdc079 No.254368
>>254363
We all just need to chug mountain dew, diet coke and squash to be good Jahanists tbh
bdc079 No.254379
Whatever happened to that D&D campaign Jahans was trying to run?
bdc079 No.254388
>>254367
I know. He is truly something special. The cwc comparisons are somewhat apt but as you said, dont really do it justice because he is more complex than cwc. Iv said in previous threads that he is one of the best cows ever. If cwc was the 00's cow, gords is the cow of the '10s imo.
>>254363
I believe so. We really need to compile a solid collection of the tenets of the Codex Jahantes. This should be done by the elite preistly rabbinical class of the Adeptus Jahanicus so they can disseminate the tenets to the wider populace who will accept the corpulence and space gommunism of shah jahans. We shall also erect a psychic beacon, in the form of the Jahanomican (which will feature gords face, complete with wonky eyes and all new JUST hair) to guide shipping through the perilous currents of the warpmultiverse and solidify dominance over the galactic fringe. Holy Terra shall become the seat of the Immortal God Farsh-nuke and there he shall issue edicts of green party propaganda, genocide of anyone and everyone to the right of Trotsky and dine of fresh slices of amy pond arse. All records of events must be kept in immaculate order by the Jahanus Administratum whos autism shall bless them in accomplishment of this task.
SO IT IS WRITTEN…
bdc079 No.254521
http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.com/2015/10/influences.html
A pretty obscure entry of his blog, recommended to all jahanists.
bdc079 No.254527
>>254521
>>254521
The saga continues. This is another reason AGJ keeps my interest better than CWC ever did. All of the influences on CWC (people and shows) are pretty boring. Who wants to go back and watch shitty anime or play sonic? There's so much more intellectually engaging stuff with Alex. While he's incredibly neurotic, I don't think Alex is just a complete moron. He's just worse than most people at hiding his stupidity.
Also want to mention that Jahans is a huge fan of Dan Carlin's podcasts, Hardcore History and Common Sense, and that these seem to influence a lot of his political and historical worldview. This >>254320 is the video in question.
I'm linking to a video by a Kallmann's syndrome girl. She seems to have the same dead eyes and strange alien look that Jahans does. She talks about how Kallmann's makes it harder to communicate and think in some of her videos, so it certainly has a big psychological impact. I'll have to do more research on psychological effects of Kallmanns.
bdc079 No.254529
>>254527
Interestingly, she looks a lot like Jahan's sis, also named Rebbeca.
bdc079 No.254530
>>254521
Interesting, a few in there are "surprising" but … not really.
> Reviewers
Really not a fan of YouTube screaming quickedit people, so I have no idea.
> TV Series
> Doctor Who (Obviously)
But none of the spin-offs of Doctor Who. You'd think some mindless creature of passive consumption like Jahans would feast on those.
> Coupling
I thought this was odd – this was a typical early '00s rom-sit-com series often compared to "Friends." But then I recall that Steven Moffat, later showrunner for Doctor Who, was responsible for it. It's all relationship/sex comedy so I can't imagine Jahans really got it other than noticing Moffat's self-insert character (the typical sadsack male lead).
> Books/Audiobooks
Nothing surprising there. Doctor Who, things like Doctor Who, things that people who like Doctor Who might read for a break between consuming more Doctor Who.
> Movies
Remarkable how wide the lines are between fiction and non-fiction in the Multiverse. For someone who has ranted for literally hundreds of hours about left-wing politics, he reads no books, sees no movies and listens to nothing about politics or the world. That's all in the News Media section. He just wants to fap to Doctor Who all day and the rest of this but especially politics are just a way to kill the time between new episodes.
bdc079 No.254533
>>254432
this is a masterpiece not lying
bdc079 No.254534
>>254521
That has to be the most blandest/cookie cutter list I have ever seen. Not one thing there was surprising, it's like he took a list of what ever is popular and added it.
bdc079 No.254536
Everyone should check out 'The Esoteric Jahanists' page on Facebook! It's the source of a lot of the early Jahanism memes. Good shit.
https://www.facebook.com/jahanism
And, also good
esotericjahanism.com
bdc079 No.254538
>>254536
Have another webm anon
bdc079 No.254540
Jahans considers himself to not be a "white knight", I disagree
bdc079 No.254542
bdc079 No.254546
>>254545
nice freeze frame, goddamn, going right into my rare Jahans folder
bdc079 No.254547
>>254540
Can you please link to all your OC? This is great. What inspired you? Just Alex's fiction? 10/10
bdc079 No.254554
>>254551
and where can pme find these other anons' works for my Jahanist archives?
bdc079 No.254555
>>254554
ugh
Where can one find these other anons' works for a Jahanist archive*
bdc079 No.254556
bdc079 No.254559
>>254320
>Trump's ideas are not bad, only his motivation and implementation
>Soon he will implement death camps, and use the wall to stop people from fleeing America
So AGJ does support genocide!
bdc079 No.254560
Guys, realtalk for a second. Does anyone else occasionally feel bad for Jahans? I mean, yeah, he's a dickhead who thinks Trump is literally Hitler and that we want genocide (inb4 >implying we don't), but he seems to be getting depressed recently, especailly in that recent venting video. Yeah, he's a freak of a manchild and he openly vlogs about vore so deserves ridicule, but he's also a human and it sounds like his life has been nothing but shit. He's got literally no self-esteem and just sounds really lonely. Why the fuck else do you think he keeps on posting videos when he's convinced we're all Nazis? I'd wager we're the closest he ever gets to human contact.
Feel free to call me a faggot for having empathy towards another human being in emotional pain. I know it's not the point of this board and most of you probably think it has no place here (understandably), but if you read this post and it hits a chord with you then I propose this:
The next video he posts we don't downvote as is normal practice, either like it or just don't vote if you can't bear to have it in your likes. In the comments leave him a nice message, or just one saying hi.
Just a thought, I think it'd mean a lot to him though. That or he'll think it's some sort of psyop, which could be equally amusing. Either way, that's my two cents. Let me know what you think anons.
bdc079 No.254565
>>254560
I sometimes feel a bit sorry for him tbh. He was obviously dealt a shitty hand in life what with the kallmans, the wonky eyes, the micropenis etc.
But then he will come out with some gem of malicious idiocy like
>"Straight white men are to blame for all the worlds ills…
….etc, and my sympathy for him evaporates. This sequence of events repeats. It is cyclical. He does himself no favours tbh. He knows hes a troll magnet but continues to put himself out there provoke the trolls by saying stupid shit.
bdc079 No.254568
>>254560
When will he show empathy towards the child rape victims of Rotherham rather than mocking them? I want you to ask yourself why would someone defend or excuse child rape? He has admitted that simply seeing any random white woman being raped / tortured / killed / eaten isn't enough, they have to be successful and happy white women for it to really get him off.
You know the list of despicable shit he has said and done is massive. He deserves every ounce of his misery. I don't mean that in a divine retribution type of way, but literally, he has brought everything down on himself through his own actions. If he one day renounces all that garbage, starts calorie counting and lifting, then he will get upvotes. More than that, he will become a hero.
>>254565
Exactly. His hatred of white people is evil not only because it is wrong but because it is partly driven by his sexual fetishes. This has been proven to be the case with many of the worst left-wingers.
bdc079 No.254596
>>254521
>News Sources:
>The Guardian
>Kotaku
>Jim Sterling
>Laura K Buzz
>Total Biscuit
>The Young Turks
>The Independent
Absolute cancer. Every single 'outlet' hes listed is utter progtard sjw tainted cancer with extreme left wing bias. No wonder hes such an insufferable leftist cuckold cretin if this is where he gets his news and opinions from. Fuck me, he really does himself no favours does he…
bdc079 No.254597
>>254358
That list is missing "Laura queen, of The Earth" anon.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9inWtSBwRQ
This will fucking change your life.
bdc079 No.254598
>>254379
That syringe better be in CL anon
bdc079 No.254600
bdc079 No.254604
==NEW VLOG== /admitting weaknesses edition/
bdc079 No.254606
>>254604
he gave a shoutout to us!
bdc079 No.254609
>>254604
Is he right to be paranoid? Are people really targeting him? It's not as if he has given anyone cause to do so… oh wait, a few things are coming to mind now I think about it.
bdc079 No.254616
>>254604
>My whole life I have been the smartest guy in the room, the person who knows what the fuck is going on
>But you see this time I still feel like the smartest person and I don't have a fucking clue
You see, that the problem right there. Maybe if you weren't such a sanctimonious asshole and got off your high horse for once then maybe you'll get a clue.
>>254606
It's no secret that he reads these threads. He once deleted a comment of mine from one of his videos and when I posted here that he was a two-faced liar for doing that he quickly restored the comment. Also what the fuck is Zanatoss speed chess?
bdc079 No.254617
>>254616
>It's no secret that he reads these threads.
I wasn't aware. In one video he talked about how people should infiltrate the Alt-Right by getting 8chan, wizzardchan, and 4chan "accounts", but that he wouldn't do it himself. The fact that he said he was to lazy to do it himself as well as that there was such a thing as an "8chan account" made me think he had never visited.
>He once deleted a comment of mine from one of his videos and when I posted here that he was a two-faced liar for doing that he quickly restored the comment.
Are you sure? I think Jahans has the set comment section so that comments don't show up until they've been approved. Maybe you thought it was deleted because he hadn't approved it, and then, when he approved it, you thought it was restored.
bdc079 No.254618
>>254604
He seriously looks like he's at breaking point. I hope people are archiving his videos. I'm doing my part but it takes for fucking ever. Everyone should be getting his vids and recording the order they were in.
Don't be surprised if you wake up one day and it's all gone.
bdc079 No.254619
>>254560
I feel no pity at all. The man has a college degree, enough live experience and social skill to get and keep a job, and he belongs to a protected class (retards). He also has a family who supports him. He's perfectly set up for a normal life with a career as a diversity hire. He even has enough social skills and self awareness to find himself a retard girlfriend, or to get some faggots to pound him in the ass.
Yet, instead of living a normal and fulfilled life, he prefers to just sit in his room and make whiny youtube videos about his sick sexual fantasies.
bdc079 No.254620
>>254617
>made me think he had never visited
He has visited, it's just that he never posted. You know because you have to create an account to post here.
>Maybe you thought it was deleted because he hadn't approved it
No, it was approved and it got a bunch of thumbs up before he killed it.
bdc079 No.254622
Jahans using the Peep Show (Brit comedy) themesong as the title of a video. Interesting
bdc079 No.254623
>>254616
>It's no secret that he reads these threads
False we don't know that. It's possible. Youtube tells its uploaders where their videos get uploaded online. So he probably sees "8chan posts your videos so many times".
If you have actual evidence that he reads these threads, please point to it.
bdc079 No.254624
>>254623
where their videos get embedded* not uploaded
bdc079 No.254625
>>254358
>1.5 - GET RID OF THE FUCKING GUNS [I dont remember wich video is]
Isn't that at the start of "Why Donald Trump is so terrifying"?
bdc079 No.254626
>>254616
Yes, his ego is enormous. That doesn't make sense at first because he keeps attacking himself but, as was mentioned by another anon, while he may insult himself his "morality" and "intellect" remains unscathed. Caring about your appearance and health makes you a "dudebro" after all.
>>254618
A more cynical view is that all this talk is part of a narrative that allows him to stay at home jerking off to vore and playing games. How can he be expected stack shelves or pack boxes if the "nazis" are trying to get him?
bdc079 No.254627
>>254625
that's the one, his most viewed video out of all of them
bdc079 No.254629
>>254627
ITS IS NOT WORF IT
bdc079 No.254630
>>254629
PEOPLE ARE BEING KILLED BY THE DOGS
BECAUSE OF YOUR GOBDAMN GONZ
GIT RID OF THE GUNS
GIT RID OF THEM
ALL GONZ GOW
GIT RID OF… THE GANZ!
bdc079 No.254632
>>254604
>VIDEO UNAVAILABLE
WHAT
THE
FUCKKKCKCKC
bdc079 No.254633
>>254616
I wonder why he's so insistant on this "smartest guy in the room" thing. You'd think the smartest guy in the room would have realised there was a problem when his voice had not yet broken by age 20. You'd think the smartest guy in the room would be able to use his smarts to fix some of the monumental problems in his life.
Then again, he is the only person in his room.
bdc079 No.254634
>>254632
He must have deleted it. I am still watching it. Don't have a way to download it, though.
bdc079 No.254637
>>254634
Can mp4s be uploaded on here? I got it
bdc079 No.254638
>>254637
Yes, but only up to 12 MB or something. Just use a file hoster.
bdc079 No.254640
>>254604
>This video is private
bdc079 No.254645
>>254565
He can't help his genetics but it's no excuse for the literal garbage of his inner personality.
>>254560
You're ignoring the extremely disturbing parts of his personality in favor of this sadsack "poor Jahans." His father moved his laptop and he tore the curtains down in rage. He fantasizes about destroying women who are beautiful, fragile and weak.
bdc079 No.254649
>>254646
I wonder what set him off?
bdc079 No.254650
>>254649
"muh Nazi trolls ruinin' muh life m8"
bdc079 No.254653
>>254652
beat me to it
Maybe he admitted some shit he wants to keep secret now?
bdc079 No.254654
>>254649
The last "Alex Vents" video after the first few minutes turned smug as FUCK about how "popular" he's become. I don't know that he reads here or how carefully if he does, but he seems not to have noticed or cared that his surge came from people posting clips on social media of him as the stereotyped weak-kneed lefty making threats against big bad nazis. People literally making fun of his delusions and rages in record numbers.
bdc079 No.254655
>>254654
The total number of views for his viral clips is now at least two million by my count.
bdc079 No.254658
>>254655
Youtube lists full viewcounts for everything on every channel. He's nearing 500,000, so your numbers are off.
bdc079 No.254659
>>254658
Anon is talking about the videos posted to Facebook and Twitter. They were well over 300,000 each last week so I don't think that's unlikely at all.
bdc079 No.254661
>>254521
I have to say he has incredibly basic taste for someone who tries to present themselves as an intellectual. The books are all science fiction or young adult fiction, not a single classic, piece of non-fiction or philosophy. The movies are all mainstream American blockbusters, the television is the same sort of thing. The podcasts and news sources are mainstream as well, the sort of stuff you find with google or by looking at the popular things on iTunes. He has a comic list without a single Alan Moore work on it. The best part has to be having Nickleback on his music list and his funny little acknowledgment of the lack of diversity at the end.
The fact he doesn't have anything more challenging suggests he really isn't smart at all. Perhaps I'm being an elitist, but intelligent people tend to have broader interests than Doctor Who, the Young Turks and Space Jam. He has no excuses either, he's a NEET who has never had a social life. He could at least try to read some of the cornerstones of his own philosophy, Marx and shit like that. Has he mentioned trying to look at that sort of thing anywhere?
bdc079 No.254663
>>254661
He might mention some authors or thinkers but I can't recall him ever doing so. I think he knows about things like Socialism and Basic Income and Post-Scarcity from podcasts and the kind of retarded "futurists" who get columns published in the Guardian. It's all just SJW-type science fiction applied to politics anyway.
bdc079 No.254664
>>254663
Checked. He (Jahans) calls himself a futurist sometimes.
bdc079 No.254665
>>254659
oh that's different. Only a small % of the new people exposed to Jahans even managed to find his actual channel, but already his subcount is growing pretty rapidly.
https://radio.therightstuff.biz/2017/02/17/the-daily-shoah-131-some-hotep-in-the-car/
58 minute mark these guys talk about Jahans, again
bdc079 No.254667
>>254661
He probably doesn't even know that eroguro exists.
bdc079 No.254668
>>254661
It's never been a mystery that he is of low intelligence. His CV says he has 5 GCSEs which by UK standards is very poor.
bdc079 No.254675
>>254667
He seems afraid of sexual explicit material catering to his fetishes. Stumbling onto DA's bimbofication community caused him a little existential crisis. Finding erotic depictions of dismemberment and cannibalism would probably make him fap his dick off.
bdc079 No.254676
>>254668
I don't agree that he's low intelligence, he's just mentally impaired by his many disorders. He's surprisingly intelligent for his level of insanity, and mental and physical defects.
bdc079 No.254679
>>254675
I recommended he watch the series Lexx in one of my attempts to be nice to him a while ago. He told me he thought it was creepy, which was incredibly funny to me, considering the things he writes about
>>254676
I think his main problem is just extreme ignorance and naivety, because he shuts his ears to anything that makes him feel uncomfortable.
bdc079 No.254680
Alex just set the 19022017 video to private did anyone grab it?
bdc079 No.254681
>>254679
>I recommended he watch the series Lexx in one of my attempts to be nice to him a while ago. He told me he thought it was creepy, which was incredibly funny to me, considering the things he writes about
There's a big difference between imagination and actually seeing something. People have always had myths about man eating evil monsters, but then actually having to visually depict gory details is another matter.
Personally, I can read Jahans' sick stories with no problem, but despise having to watch horror films with my friend who loves them.
To each his own…
bdc079 No.254682
>>254676
His IQ is obviously under 100. He would do well in some areas but extremely poorly in others. His basic reasoning skills are severely compromised which is evident from almost any of his videos. Even a single sentence exposes his inability to think critically beyond the most basic level. The real question is whether he is just below average or closer to what you might call low intelligence or retarded.
Sure, if he didn't have autism and Kallmann syndrome then maybe he would be above average, but then anything is possible if you rewrite his DNA.
>>254679
I agree in a way, but I think that is a symptom of having a lower than average IQ. He says he loves to learn but where is the evidence of this?
bdc079 No.254683
>>254679
He certainly lives in a consciousness-wide version of the Facebook bubble, but I just think he has no passionate interests besides Doctor Who and potential fap material. Proof: he has nothing but time, endless time, and he fills it by consuming BBC shows, fapping about harvesting Amy Pond's organs and yelling at Nazis on the internet. His reviews are about TV shows and games and I think that's pretty much all he consumes. If he read some popular science futurist like (let's say) Michio Kaku I suspect he would never shut up about it.
bdc079 No.254687
>>254682
First, he has no mental stability to develop his intelligence.
I think he's average intelligence plus a large amount of insanity There are times when he can be almost insightful, and intelligent. But he won't allow himself to question his own beliefs, since his ideology gives him a reason to live. He constantly cites "muh morality" as his reason for not killing himself.
Plus look into Kallmanns, it has a lot of psychological effects. Kallmanns is known for its sexual impact, but the hormones that it fucks up change everything. You might be interested to know that the reason he's so tall is also probably the Kallmanns. The other anon here >>254527 who posted Kallmanns girl helped me get that. It was very interesting to watch.
Worth looking into.
bdc079 No.254691
>>254687
I agree with you but you're talking about his potential. His measured actual IQ would be below average. Just as his qualifications will always be below average, his performance in the work place (if he ever gets another job), and so on. In a previous thread this was discussed at it became clear the only things Jahans can hang on to is his superior intelligence and superior morality. I am saying both are below average. The morality side of it isn't for debate at least. Anyway, that is his true fracture point in my opinion.
I think this is a touchy subject because many people who are "failures" actually have a low IQ no matter how intelligent they think they might be. That's the true reason once you get past all the bullshit, and autistic people are notorious for thinking they're smart when they're dumb as fuck. It's not their fault but it is a fact, and often why they have absolutely nothing to show for their amazing intellect. Like you say, sadly for Jahans he is just too insane to make the best of it. If things went differently I could see him having a normal life.
I blame his parents, teachers and GP for not spotting he had an obvious problem. Trolls spotted it instantly. Perhaps if he was treated at a much younger age he would be sitting at average intelligence with a job and some prospects. It is what it is.
bdc079 No.254693
>>254691
I find it really interesting how so many "intellectual" cows like Jahans and MovieBob are fat with no desire to get healthy. I think in both of their cases their excuse is that they see physical fitness as unimportant while viewing those that do as superficial and mean people, the kind that bullied them in school and voted for Trump. It's presented as a desire to distance themselves from these people with a feeling of intellectual superiority, even though they write and talk about surface level pop culture that anyone could understand. The true reason they won't get fit is they are lazy, anxious and have no initiative. They would be far happier if they werent fat, but this would require not only effort, but self reflection. Ironically this is something which requires a level of intelligence/insight which they don't posses, sometimes because of autism and sometimes out of pure arrogance.
bdc079 No.254702
>>254693
Very true.
I think it was MovieBob who once posted about eating nuts in a dietary advice video. The giant bag of nuts he eats in a day was thousands of calories by itself. That revealed his low intelligence in several ways: not knowing nuts are a energy dense food, not reading the packet, not looking it up online to check, not understanding the irony of a fat pig giving advice on food, not realising his diet is the reason he's obese, not worrying about making mistakes in his video and therefore not second guessing his assumptions, being surprised by the backlash, etc.
I suppose it all links in to the idea of hating success and generally being butthurt and jealous. Even the phrase Make America Great Again annoys them at a fundamental level. If they ever admit the trolls, the "nazis" or whoever are right, their whole ego would implode. They'd literally have nothing left because every facet of their life and personality is built upon some other lie or excuse.
bdc079 No.254715
>>254693
>>254691
>>254687
>>254683
I do like how /cow/ has put more effort into analysing him than any doctor, psychologist or therapist ever has.
I do think, as a /cow/ he seems to at least here attract a more refined audience of /cow/boys and trolls than, say, cwc, who he is probably compared to the most. Less A-logging and general viciousness towards him than someone like cwc too, most here seem more interested in analysing him and oushing his buttons subtly, if not outright cocks to observe. He has his hardcore haters no doubt but I dont think anyone in the /cow/ threads wishes actual harm on him. We want the sweet julay he produces of course but there seems to be a genuine sentiment here to actually see him improve in some way and a frustrated desire to get through to him which has been to no avail as he seems to have retreated into his madness and isolated himself from any contact with viewers.
I personally dont wish him any harm tbh. If im being introspective, I cant put my finger on any one exact reason that I watch him (apart from the obvious malk factor which is like the double cream of the dairy imo) Theres the freakshow element of it all too, which ill stand up and admit is a big part of it - freaks, spazzes, tards, the deformed, weirdos, nutters, mutants, and whatnot have always amused me greatly - they are like god gifted court jesters for the rest of us sometimes. Theres an element of "thank fuck im not like that" as well and also a certain amount of schandenfreude in watching an unrepentant lefty who willingly basks in a poisonous ideology, designed to chip away at and ultimately destroy western culture - the same culture that allows him to live like a worthless NEET fucking spastic, wanking to dr who fanfic in the first place. Hes one of the ultimate examples of bluepilled useful idiot, willingly cheering on and embracing an ideology that would see his country and people reduced to a third world shithole, willingly lapping up the dross tepid bbc propaganda that most of us find utterly repellent having long left a sour taste in our mouths, but to him it is like virtue-signally soma. Its depressing to watch tbh, how the propaganda can infect the weak minded who are not capable of critical thought. He, for me anyway, serves as a kind of living example of how not to be.
Sometimes I feel a pang of sympathy that he obviously drew the short straw in the genetic lottery but that usually evaporates about ten miniutes into his videos when he starts with some of his cancerous ideologicals views (I say 'his' but they are all parroted from the grauniad, pozzfeed and whatever other forms of online digital GRIDs he willingly consumes) and he ends up pissing me off by being such a massive cuck faggot who pretty much stands opposed to everything that is good and normal. He also has a nasty streak a fucking mile long. "Bitter" is an apt description of his personality but doesnt really do him justice.
There is this other part of me that actually desires to see him redpilled. Just to see that cancerous ideology broken tbh. Its not good for anyone, even a sadsack NEET like gords to hold such cancerous self flagillating beliefs. No man should have to be a snivilling cuck. Id probably have somewhat less disdain for him if he didnt constantly parrot his retarded leftist views for all and sundry. I also realise though that this is a big part of what makes him so funny/fascinating and redpilling him would probably have the effect of him getting off the internet and going outside thus robbing us of the dairy farms worth of /cow/juice that hes has provided and will continue to provide in the future no doubt. Thats the point I find most cocks in my watching of him tbh. One one hand, a redpilled gords would be better for him and those around him and would certainly enrich his life in the long run but on the other hand, leftist spastic turbocuck gords provides such magnicifent PT Barnum-tier freakshow/car crash entertainment that it almost seems a shame to interfere with that in any way.
bdc079 No.254745
>>254715
If I was in charge heads would roll for failing to treat him earlier. He could be the most evil man in history for all I care, it's a crime of gross incompetence to not detect his condition and treat him when he was a child.
I don't interact with him in any way, not even down voting his vids. I would guess that the majority share your reasons for watching him. You are so right about him being a counter-example. One positive thing is that literally millions of other people agree completely with your points about the poisonous ideology - and that's just people who've seen his clips we know about. I didn't see anyone defending Jahans so we can feel good about that too. The silent majority is disgusted by all of it. Not silent for much longer of course, but that is for a different board.
bdc079 No.254747
>>254745
>>254715
Great posts. I enjoyed these.
bdc079 No.254752
Any guesses why he deleted it?
Did he think he went too far with rants like this:
>>254702
It's not further than usual, not really, but I can't wrap my head around what Jahans considers to be "too far" and how that doesn't include talking about his micropenis or eating people.
bdc079 No.254754
>>254752
The fact that he's moving soon is fucking his brain. He probably felt like he went too far and couldn't handle it in his state of mind. I actually predicted that he might take it down before he did. There was something about it. He took some videos down around the time that he went up in popularity last summer. He took down the one where he admitted he was afraid of becoming the new Chris Chan.
The video I'm embedding was removed. The combined stress of moving + thinking he's becoming super popular are making him much, much more unstable than usual.
Expect some apologetic nice videos soon where he talks about how he "goes too far" and how he doesn't really know what he's doing. He always shifts from heartless dick to sad puppy, like clockwork
bdc079 No.254767
>>254604
>>254646
We've been talking so much about how we need to back up his stuff. Did anyone save this video?
bdc079 No.254769
>>254767
Wait, it's >>254652 , isn't it?
bdc079 No.254771
>>254763
>So this woman turns to him with a great big smile on her face and says. “Awesome. So you’re in favour of social security payments, rent controls, a National Health Service, unions, gun control and world peace?”
le "Not wanting gun control means you're a hypocrite if you claim to be pro-life" meme. The fact that pro-gun people don't think guns being controlled would change the crime rates is conveniently ignored.
This is a meme that Alex goes back to, again and again. I've heard him spout it numerous times.
bdc079 No.254773
>>254771
>implying rightwing people literally don't want world peace
What kind of retarded leftwing strawman bullshit is Jahans consuming? I guess I answered my own question.
>implying everyone who supports gun rights is anti worker
>implying everyone who supports gun rights is opposed to all socialized medicine
Dumb dumb dumb
bdc079 No.254775
>>254763
Now we know why he was so psychotic in his rant, and why he removed it… Someone (possibly a troll) called the police claiming he was going to kill himself. Now it makes sense.
He was probably afraid of sounding too crazy now that he thinks the police will be watching his videos.
>>254754
interesting
bdc079 No.254776
>>254771
>>254763
Interestingly, it's also one of those power fantasies where you meet someone of a differing political persuasion and shut him up with a single line.
If you look at the woman's argument itself, it's just ment to be manipulative. It paints the opponent as hypocritical while misdirecting. If the person she spoke to were skilled in rethoric, he could easily turn it around by, for example, answering something like
>"No, I just think murder should be illegal"
or
>"No, I simply believe that the law should protect everyone — even children"
Besides, the same stupid rethoric trick the woman uses could easily be used by the opposition
>"I'm pro-choice"
>"Great! Do you think people should be able to volentarily fight to the death in arenas, use whatever drugs they want, sell themselves into slavery and refuse to have their labour forcebly extracted by the government?"
>"No, I just think women should be able to kill babies"
bdc079 No.254780
>>254763
>I am not fundamentally disabled.
>I am not mentally ill.
His most pressing problems could be easily solved, if he just accepted that he is mentally disabled. He could get a social worker or a lawyer to help him with the bureaucracy. He would get options to socialize in a controlled environment. And he would get access to guaranteed jobs.
Why can't he accept this one little fact about himself? He did not even have to truly accept it. He could just tell himself that he only pretends to be retarded, to get help with his problems.
bdc079 No.254781
Weirdly Alex shaped Kallmanns boy on "The Doctors". The same "head way too small for body" thing is going on here.
This might be kind of what Alex would look like without being incredibly fat.
bdc079 No.254784
>>254778
>>254781
>My Ultimate xanatos gambit>The same "head way too small for body" thing is going on here.
I just assumed it was that he was fat.
>A lack of a sense of smell
I would guess this applies to Jahans as well.
bdc079 No.254786
>>254784
both are influencing his weird looks, Kallmanns is basically a hormonal clusterfuck that screws with a lot more than just sexuality.
Also Kallmanns people tend to be extra tall and have extra long limbs. Worth looking at the wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kallmann_syndrome
bdc079 No.254787
>>254319
So weird. I know a guy who looks just like this. He's not nuts like Gordon but he's tiny with a squeaky voice and has pretty much that exact face. It's got to be some kind of condition.
bdc079 No.254789
bdc079 No.254815
>>254787
Kallmann's syndrome. Tell him to get his testosterone levels checked.
bdc079 No.254816
>>254787
gordo is over 6 feet iirc. seeing the arm span of people with kallmann syndrome is what surprises me the most honestly. its very off setting
bdc079 No.254819
TWIXED
#CuckooDawning
#Cuckphobia
bdc079 No.254833
>>254432
Inspired by this.
>>254819
Top notch.
bdc079 No.254850
>>254811
kek, I want to see how he reacts to this.
bdc079 No.254854
>>254778
>Says black men are hot but in that same video when he's going on about his writings being "problematic" he calls himself straight white man
Jahans….you got some 'splaining to do.
>MY ULTIMATE XANATOS GAMBIT
What the fuck does that even mean?
bdc079 No.254917
>>254811
>not naming is Encyclopedia Jahanica
bdc079 No.254920
bdc079 No.254923
bdc079 No.254927
>>254811
>>254917
I know he's obsessed about Dr. Who. Does he also like "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"? If so, I think an apt name would be
>The Alt-Righter's Guide to the Multiverse
Otherwise, "Encyclopedia Jahanica" is quite good.
Is it too late to rename it?
bdc079 No.254929
Why is his/her face so fucked up? Is it the spawn of a midget so although the body is normal size the head is still midge form?
bdc079 No.254935
>>254927
You could probably subtitle it "Encyclopedia Jahanica" or just put it in the description
Have a nice Jahans singalong
bdc079 No.254941
>>254927
>>254935
I'm still learning to use wikia so if anyone wants to be an admin just let me know.
>Is it too late to rename it?
We can't change the url.
bdc079 No.254958
This is still and will always be the single best Alexander Jahans video ever
bdc079 No.254962
>>254958
His worries about nobody reading his stuff reminds us that for every brilliant, undiscovered, struggling artist there are a million struggling artists who's work just plain sucks.
bdc079 No.254967
bdc079 No.254971
>>254958
I miss the old GNP intro. There was something so charming about a guy upfront saying I AM AN AUTISTIC PERSON and then proving that it's true beyond any doubt.
bdc079 No.254972
>>254775
Underrated here, I think there was a major disturbance in the Jahanisphere yesterday when someone took his constant references to death and suicide seriously.
bdc079 No.254973
>>254972
>>254972
>the Jahanisphere
I kek'd
>>254971
same. The old intro was much better. The new one is downright annoying. We should petition him to change it back. Sometimes he responds positively to channel suggestions.
bdc079 No.254978
>>254319
the interviews on that website really are very good. It's like the guy doing them received months of prep and training - or is maybe even a Jahans plant?
How come Jahans only spoke to him?
Why doesn't the interviewer bring up the fucked up jahans politics?
Why is he so lenient on jahans- he doesn't call jahans much on half the shit, he's very complimentary, inoffensive
Do you think Jahans orchestrated these interviews beforehand?
it would make lots of sense
bdc079 No.254979
>>254787
you posted this picture in that /v/ thread earlier didn't you
bdc079 No.254985
FRESH JAHANISM. HIS FIRST AFTER REMOVING THE LAST VID
My body isn't ready!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bdc079 No.254986
FRESH JAHANISM. HIS FIRST AFTER REMOVING THE LAST VID
My body isn't ready!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
bdc079 No.254987
>>254958
It gets even better when you add this video for context.
bdc079 No.254989
>>254985
>Youtube is my job now bitches!!
5 bucks says he's gonna get "too stressed" with youtube and quits.
bdc079 No.254992
>>254989
nooooooooooooooooooo
bdc079 No.254994
>>254992
1:17:00
He claims his romantic situation is improving. I think he might be back with his ex BF or something
bdc079 No.254995
>>254994
Sounds more like he's getting catfished.
bdc079 No.254998
bdc079 No.255000
>>254995
It seems like another Chris-Chan similarity is coming up.
bdc079 No.255001
>>254994
>>254995
I would assume he's referring to the pity lunch with this "lady friend" of his
bdc079 No.255002
>>255001
this should be interesting, I was kind of hoping for another ex BF saga because that shit was awesome viewing, top memes
bdc079 No.255006
>>255001
I'll never understand why women do this sort of things.
bdc079 No.255007
>>255006
A call for trannies to catfish him went out last year, I wouldn't be surprised if that's what happened. We'll probably get some great OC
bdc079 No.255008
do you guys actually sit through hours of this insufferable fat fuck rambling? I can barely make it 10 mins listening to this
bdc079 No.255009
>>255008
Only after countless hours of training and preparation is the mind enlightened enough to withstand the raw Jahanic energy.
You are clearly not yet a true scholar of Esoteric Jahanism. Patience my child, learn our ways and in time you will be able to imbibe the nectar.
bdc079 No.255010
>>255001
When he says "ladyfriend" I assume that it's an actual friend (or at least someone who uses him as a pet, or fashion accessory; like women do with homosexual men), but how can he refer to her as a "friend" if her having lunch with him is a treat? Is she just someone he barely knows? Did she specifically say that it was a date this time?
bdc079 No.255011
>>255010
it's an online tranny I bet see my post here >>255008
Probably "she" has been trolling him for months and acting friendly. It's kind of cruel and makes me sad. I'll still enjoy the fallout, though.
bdc079 No.255012
>>255011
Sure you linked the right post?
bdc079 No.255013
>>255012
thank u, this one >>255007
bdc079 No.255015
>>254778
I swear he broke character for a moment in that first clip
bdc079 No.255016
>>255015
what part specifically?
bdc079 No.255017
>>255016
after he says "yes I would" his mouth curls upwards a little bit at what he said, and at the end he seems to laugh at what he just said and tries to hide his laughter and face similar to what Jan used to when he was playing Jace.
bdc079 No.255018
>>255017
I don't think Jahans is fake. He might have been joking or "trolling" in that clip, though.
>>255013
>>255007
Thanks! Do you have the original call?
bdc079 No.255019
>>255017
I think he wanted to laugh/smile at how stupid the "hatebase" would be for disliking what he's saying
>>255018
>Thanks! Do you have the original call?
not a literal call, but people were "calling" for trannies to go catfish jahans on the epic /pol/ threads of summer 2016 about him.
bdc079 No.255020
>>255019
>not a literal call, but people were "calling" for trannies to go catfish jahans on the epic /pol/ threads of summer 2016 about him.
Sure. I expressed myself poorly. I ment to ask if you have links or archives of the original callouts?
I'm surprised that it was on /pol/. If so, I don't really need it. I was mostly interested in seeing where it came from. If it was from some feminist community of trannies that hate him or something.
bdc079 No.255021
>>255020
It would be extremely hard to find the specific callouts. It'd be somewhere on the 4plebs /pol/ archive, though.
bdc079 No.255025
What did he mean by this?
bdc079 No.255026
>>255017
I see what you're talking about. But it's probably coincidental.
bdc079 No.255027
>>254985
>even at double speed it's still over one hour
bdc079 No.255029
>>255027
>>255027
his longest video ever holy fuck, this is some dedicated no-edit-autism
bdc079 No.255032
>he secures a collar around the blonde's neck
>throws her onto the bed
>"I'm gonna make you feel pain and you're going to enjoy it."
>she replies, "Oh yes, I submit to you, my master."
>another man's voice murmurs, "Yes, cuck me, cuck me hard."
>the couple pause
>"Did you hear that?" says Tyrone
>"It sounded like it came from the closet."
>Tyrone gets up and opens the closet door revealing a grotesque, man-like creature
>Stacey shrieks
>Tyrone shouts, "WHAT THE FUCK!?"
>the Farsh-nuke stops masturbating and steps out of the closet
>he extends a cummy hand to Tyrone
>"Greetings, I'm Alexander Gordon Jahans and I believe you were about to cuck me by having intercourse with Stacey. I’d find that supremely arousing, bickers I’m not a cuck-phobe, like those dirty dang Nazis–"
>Tyrone turns to Stacey, "YOU KNOW THIS MAN!?"
>Stacey stammers, "N-no… wait, he is the man I was telling you about! The man who harasses me while I'm at work, insisting I'm his "wifey", or "wife-ew", or something."
bdc079 No.255033
>>255029
This is actually the longest one.
bdc079 No.255034
bdc079 No.255049
classic jahanist video
just re-found this
bdc079 No.255050
bdc079 No.255052
>>255001
As much as I loathe channel 4 and the insipid bilge they churn out, I would fucking love to see gords featured on that grade-A cringe fest they do - that "The Undateables" show, paired up with his female equivalent. Akward autists and mongs seem to be a staple of that particular program (which c4 and libshits pretends is some kind of 'uplifting' 'empowering' taboo-breaking force for good when in actual fact it is just the modern day equivalent of the victorian era freak show with some 'quirky' music and patronising narration in a shallow attempt to mask this fact)
Its pretty good cringe tbh. Gords would fit right in.
bdc079 No.255054
>>255052
The cringe would be too intense for me. I can't take level 1000 cringe.
bdc079 No.255055
>>255054
It would hit cringle levels that have never before been seen. Id brave watching it Its something id like to see tbh.
….for science
bdc079 No.255056
>>255001
> have lunch with me so I don't kill myself
n-no pressure
bdc079 No.255072
bdc079 No.255076
>>255072
This is like the second time he's written a blog post with the opening sounding like a superhero origin. All this melodrama is tiring, how the fuck can he keep doing this?
bdc079 No.255077
>>255072
>I have no legacy and in all likelihood never well have.
His legacy will be Encyclopedia Jahanica. This shit needs to be documented tbh
bdc079 No.255080
>>255077
>I have no legacy and in all likelihood never well have. Kallman’s syndrome has left me a fetishistic fool with shite sperm and Asperger’s Syndrome only decreases the chances to things getting to the stage where those are an issue. I shall father no children and have nothing of meaning to pass on. Nor should I.
Oh no, poor Jahans….
>I can rattle off all the white male writers who have inspired me for hours and can count on less than a hand the female writers whose original work I have cared for
Well, never mind.
bdc079 No.255084
>>255050
Hail Jahans!
Hail our people!
Hail victory!
bdc079 No.255092
>>255072
So he was suicidal, after all. Sounds like he is announcing a short absence from the internet, and a return as an political pundit under a new brand.
>>255076
>All this melodrama is tiring, how the fuck can he keep doing this?
This is all he ever does. Consider all the time and energy normal people have to spend on living their normal lives and being decent human beings. He rather invests this time in dreaming up bullshit.
bdc079 No.255094
>>255092
>>All this melodrama is tiring, how the fuck can he keep doing this?
>
>This is all he ever does. Consider all the time and energy normal people have to spend on living their normal lives and being decent human beings. He rather invests this time in dreaming up bullshit.
When I think of a stupid, sub 90 IQ, person, I think of someone who goes through life without ever trying to use his brain to solve problems or ponder the deeper meanings of life — I think of a lack of sapience. Jahans is different, and completely defies my preconceived notion. He spends an enormous time on self reflection, pondering about the mysteries of life, and considering political theory. He's just really bad at it.
It makes me suspect that there are some forms of intelligence in which he can be said to be above average, but he is held down by other mental constraints. I'm not sure, though.
>>255025
Underrated post. This is quite interesting. I hope he makes a video on it.
bdc079 No.255097
>>255092
YOU GUYS HAD BETTER BE DOWNLOADING HIS VIDS, I'M TRYING TO ARCHIVE THEM, THIS MAY BE A FINAL FAREWELL
HIS TONE IS DIFFERENT THAN BEFORE
BEWARE
bdc079 No.255100
>>255094
I consider thinking to be a skill like any other. Even a borderline retard can get good at it, if he just invests enough time and dedication. Of course, the results will always look strange and deranged when the person doing the thinking has a warped sense of reality.
bdc079 No.255102
>>255097
>THIS MAY BE A FINAL FAREWELL
His ego is too big for him to just pack up his shit and leave. If anything he go nuclear by deleting everything and going into hibernation for like a month before returning under a new name.
bdc079 No.255119
>>255094
I don't think he actually thinks about things very much. He likes to give the appearence of being a thinker, but he arrived at all of his opinions years ago, and isolates himself from any material that might force him to reconsider things.
bdc079 No.255122
>>255119
>He likes to give the appearance of being a thinker, but he arrived at all of his opinions years ago, and isolates himself from any material that might force him to reconsider things.
That reminds me of this webm.
bdc079 No.255150
jahanspedia.wikia.com/wiki/Alexander_Gordon_Jahans_bibliography
/jahanic scripture/
bdc079 No.255175
JAHANS ON TRUMP ON TERRORISM
bdc079 No.255177
>>255175
Predictions before I even start to watch:
>Islamic terrorism is not a big problem
>Any focus on Islamic terror is only to promote hatred against muslims
>The Alt-Right are the real terrorists
>Trump supports or is complicit in right wing terror
bdc079 No.255178
>>255175
He is trying to play to his new audience, and failing badly. I wonder if he will ever understand that people are attracted to his genuine madness, rather than the stuff he actually says.
>>255177
Not bad.
bdc079 No.255180
>>255175
>>255177
>Islamic terrorism is not a big problem
I might have missed it, but I don't think he actually said this, so I won't get a perfect score.
>Any focus on Islamic terror is only to promote hatred against muslims
He says this at 8:10.
>The Alt-Right are the real terrorists
He says this at 2:30.
>Trump supports or is complicit in right wing terror
He says this at 7:50.
bdc079 No.255181
>>255180
These are just approximate times, btw.
bdc079 No.255182
>>255077
>>255080
>I have no legacy and in all likelihood never well have.
It's not a new idea for him. In this video from 2013 (starting around 3:30) he talks about how making videos is his attempt to live on in peoples memories after he dies.
bdc079 No.255183
I FOUND WERESYLPH DAWNING
Alex has never released a full version of this, but left a first draft pdf link in an obscure video, randomly. Took me a long time to find this.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B8rKKL34mJpCWnJOYnhaeWlXbDQ/view
Should fill in some major gaps about the autistiverse.
bdc079 No.255184
>>255183
It's mostly stream-of-consciousness style retelling of his sexual fantasies with a tiny bit of virtue signaling mixed in.
bdc079 No.255185
>>255184
you read it that quick?
bdc079 No.255186
>>255185
I skimmed it. It's only 40 pages of mostly white space.
bdc079 No.255188
>>255072
>Get your bingo cards boys because this autistic tiny dicked hypocritical liberal microphiliac is getting into musical theatre.
bdc079 No.255189
>>255188
Kek.
I know he talked about how the Farsh Nuke would kill Trump, but has he actually written the Alt-Right, Natzis, or Trump as villains in any of his Farsh Nuke stories?
bdc079 No.255190
>>255189
pretty sure "The final solution" (his latest) is about defeating "Nazis". His fiction is 100% about justifying rape and mass murder, strangely enough. His sexual stories are about justifying cannibalization and rape because "consent and BDSM" and his political stories are about justifying murder of rightwingers because "muh genocidal Naaahtsees".
bdc079 No.255191
His literally shark infested multiverse
>no one ever posted this, seriously?
https://farsh-nuke.tumblr.com
bdc079 No.255192
>>255191
multiverse tumblr*
bdc079 No.255194
>>255175
Surely he's trolling in this video. Besides Dylan Roof, what the fuck could he be referring to???
bdc079 No.255195
>>255194
but he's just saying what the retarded left literally thinks, also embedding his new 'Alex Vents' rant
bdc079 No.255203
>>255195
>40:00: "I am a smart man, i need problems to work on that befit my intellect."
What did he mean by this?
His delusions and ego are increasing exponentially.
bdc079 No.255204
>>255203
To be honest this seems like just a reaffirmation of what he's always believed. His belief in his own intellectual superiority goes back all the way to the beginning.
bdc079 No.255208
>>255195
>4:40 "My all mention of name is blocked on 4chan"
What did he mean by this?
bdc079 No.255209
>>255208
People told him that to troll him- and he's gullible.
bdc079 No.255212
>>255204
It's just incredible as he has no evidence to support this.
>Fails at school and education
>Feels too superior to routinely apply for jobs yet lacks initiative to look for jobs in other ways
>Blames his problems on being """White""" and """"male"""".
bdc079 No.255213
>>255188 (das checkenreichauptsturmzoller)
Topkek Pretty good tbh hitler. Im genuinely going to have a go at this with his next vid.
bdc079 No.255215
>>255212
sometimes Jahans threads get closed for being "spam" on 4chan, but that's about it. Alex wants to think that it's only a dedicated small group of dangerous trolls or something- that's his fantasy. He even admitted he wants that to be true because it would be interesting.
The truth, that thousands of normal non-freaks enjoy meming him for lols is something that his ego can't accept.
bdc079 No.255216
bdc079 No.255217
>>255195
9:45
>"There is one guy out there who is like determined to fuck me. Theres is one guy who got some money and is wasting it trying very hard to fuck me."
What did he mean by this?
bdc079 No.255218
>>255217
Whoever made esotericjahanism.com probably, but who the hell knows.
bdc079 No.255219
>>255218
That would make sense, if he still thinks that running a website is really expensive. (As he does in this >>255182 video.) He could also mean the people who send him sex toys.
bdc079 No.255227
>>255175
Fuck me, just watched it now. This is the exact kind of stuff that makes any vestiges of sympathy I have for him evaporate into pure disdain.
>"MUH WHITE TERRORISM!!!!1one!11!"
>"MUH ARMY OF RACISTS"
>"WHITE MEN ARE COMMITTING ALL THE TERRORISM BECAUSE THEY ARE SO FRAGILE"
>"G-G-GET RID OF THE GUNS!!!
>"I AM SUCH AN AUTHORITY OF THESE MATTERS I DONT EVEN HAVE TO PROVIDE SOURCES FOR MY WILD AND OUTLANDISH CLAIMS, JUST AUTISTICALLY SCREECHING THEM OUT IN MY EAR-RAPE VOICE IS SUFFICIENT
Its beyond facepalm. He sometimes veers into cringe/shuddercow territory. The willful ignorance and cognitive dissodence is frightening to behold. As another anon said, apart from dylan storm roof, what other "white terrorism" is so prevalent in the states that it somehow eclipses kebab terror or nignog monkeyshines & jaboonery? There was bisonette I suppose but that was in canuckistan. Its very rare though. You have to be a complete disconnected idiot, dwelling in an ideological bubble of grand self delusion to actually believe that white men are the biggest threat. Jees, what a fucking spastic.
Then that dig at the milo shit at the end not realising that:
A) The majority of actual far righters have never liked milo and give no shits about him, seeing him at best as a hanger on and at worse, a subversive.
B) Gords forgets that for the past couple of years the left have been working overtime at trying to normalise pedoscum (like the todd nickerson articles) and giving other pedofilth in their ranks, like srhbutts a free pass. Not to mention that their brown muslim pets are the biggest pedoscum on the fucking planet. But suddenly its an issue they care about, as long as it gives them ammuntion in an attack against a percieved "nazi".
Absolute hypocrisy
Absolute cancer.
He makes videos like this then wonders why some folk are out to bully him.
bdc079 No.255229
The length some people go for some black cock, damn!
bdc079 No.255232
>>255218
It's run by an Aussie. Clearly not him.
bdc079 No.255234
>>255232
are you talking about Black Adam?
bdc079 No.255236
bdc079 No.255237
>>255195
The whole video is just excuses so he can keep doing the same old shit. He's so arrogant and egotistical that he simply cannot accept there are huge errors in his "logical" thought process. He's addicted to rage and now rationalising it away.
>>255203
He could be learning to program, plumbing, painting walls or any number of other things but he already has an excuse
>white men aren't allowed to write x
>new languages will come out
>quantum computers
>post scarcity society
>robots
>exercising and health are for nazi dudebros
>can't do any physical labour
It's always "everything is pointless" with him. His parents are completely right to tell him to stop with the rants about politics. It is a shame he can't see his depression is warping his view of the world. Social media, the news, and so on, is destroying his mind. His parents and friends are telling him this obvious fact over and over but he is so stubborn thanks in part to his autism. He has severe Stockholm syndrome and has become delusional.
At 54:15 he tells people not to worry about him. He is pushing people away bickers anyone who cares is telling him things he doesn't want to hear. He wants to believe all the bullshit bickers it enables him lifestyle. I am not sure he will ever admit this.
>>255180
>>255227
I'm not going to even watch >>255175 based on this. I should be laughing at the nonsense he's come out with but it's so extreme. It is getting too brutal for me to deal with.
>>255032
I was trying to work out what was going on with this image bickers it renders differently on my ipad. Unfortunately it's perfectly clear now I'm on my laptop.
bdc079 No.255239
>>255236
I think Adam is the guy that made the interviews featured on esotericjahanism. Black Adam is Jahan's fictional version of him
bdc079 No.255241
>>255239
what story is Black Adam featured in?
bdc079 No.255245
>>255241
Black Adam hasn't been in any stories yet, Jahans just lists him along with the other multiverse gods like the Farsh-nuke, Bam-kursh and Gfaxxy. Jahans has parts of the multiverse mapped out in his head that we have no clue about because it's more than a series of short stories, it's his own fantasy land that we are just peering into.
bdc079 No.255247
OK, found this. He talks about Adam and implies Adam is a Nazi- when Adam never even talked about politics. For all we know, he's just a moderate or nonpolitical.
But for Jahans, anyone who makes him feel inferior or bad at all is automatically a Nazi.
>>255245
You think his proclamation that the Farshnuke is dead will mean anything?
bdc079 No.255248
>>255241
None, only in two bloggages
>Even the nightmares, the pseudorealistic hauntings of Black Adam the alt-right jock troll, they don’t faze me anymore. I don’t fear anymore.
>Black Adam the spirit of fascism, misogyny and sadism, a trolling mocking presence. So young and virile and sadistic. A hateful mockery of the worst aspects of humanity as a demon that crops up from time to time guiding humanity towards its dark desires. Oh how I want Black Adam to be real.
bdc079 No.255249
>>255247
Other people will have different ideas but I think he will be back, there will be some time shenanigans or logicio technology that allows him to be in the stories posthumously. That or he will write stories in the past where the Farsh-nuke is still alive.
Although he has said in his recent videos that the new stories will have a coherent storyline with defined plot arcs so if he follows through on that we might get an actual story rather than current set-up where each story is independent and the only things that carry over are the characters (like the gods or reoccurring characters like Lucy, Clara and Riksu)
bdc079 No.255250
>>255195
> nearly 4 hours of videos in the last 48 hours
The soul is willing but the flesh is weak.
Can we even truly understand the high priests who can contain this much Jahanic power
bdc079 No.255252
>>255248
Alt-right jock troll? This Adam guy has probably got worse social skills than Jahans.
bdc079 No.255254
>>255252
You tell me, he's been memeing Jahans into a joke for a while now
bdc079 No.255262
Is there any recent activity from Black Adam? All of the stuff I can find is from 2016.
bdc079 No.255264
>>255262
He's supposed to do an interview about Jahans, but I haven't seen it yet. This >>255254 plus the interviews on esotericjahanism are all we have from him.
bdc079 No.255265
>>255254
I like the cut of this guy's jib and his voice too. These days not being obese or having a job or any prospects at all makes you a "jock" or a "chad" apparently.
>>255263
Chilling.
bdc079 No.255267
>>255264
Where is this interview he does about Jahans?
I do think Black Adam is definitely skilled when it comes to interviewing lolcows like jahans. he should come back and interview other lolcows
bdc079 No.255269
>>255267
Agreed, he's great. He needs to talk about his experience trolling Jahans. I hope the interview comes out soon.
His interviews WITH Jahans are on esotericjahanism.com on the 'sermons' section, also this https://soundcloud.com/user-642341529/our-lord-speaketh
Only annoying thing: the interviews have a lot of empty space, they weren't edited down, at all.
bdc079 No.255270
bdc079 No.255271
>>255270
Can't blame someone for getting frustrated with him but were they really angry or is he being paranoid? Of course he will disregard every idea. I bet he gets angry at suggestions, not the other way round. His ego and stubbornness makes him think other people's ideas or feelings aren't valuable but he has to reframe this so he doesn't look like a complete arse.
bdc079 No.255272
>>255265
>These days not being obese or having a job or any prospects at all makes you a "jock" or a "chad" apparently.
It certainly does in Jahanistan. As anyone to the right of mao is also a "nazi" in gordo's headspace
bdc079 No.255285
>>255270
>I've spent 2 years thinking of excuses on how to not get a job or further my education to get my parents off my back and they have the gall to get angry when I come up with a perfect excuse to their suggestions. Yes I'm shitting his pants and doing nothing all day and the only way I can get out of this funk is by getting that sweet sweet autism-bux
I think that's about right
bdc079 No.255286
>>255270
>>255271
>>255285
99% sure this is Helen. Two years ago was the chair moving and subsequent email incident where he was told to leave. He tugged on her heartstrings and said he would be alone at Christmas. So he should've left around January 2016. Not one to pass judgement but she is definitely in the right when she she says Alex has had a year plus to sort something out.
I think if i gets to the point where the cash isn't there to support Jahans it might be a good thing, because he will learn that he can actually work and do things for himself, and maybe even get the girl if he hit the gym and put a cap on all the miserable political speculation. Big maybe for sure but I want Jahans to do a 180 turn and make everyone proud for once.
bdc079 No.255290
>>255271
>>255285
>>255286
But he's told us in 3 straight video that he's now making a """""""substantial!"""""""""" amount of money from his YouTube videos now! It's his JOB.
There are a couple of options here, none of them include the above being true:
1. He's making those claims for Helen (and to a lesser extent to irritate his trolls), or
2. He's delusional.
He's definitely erratic right now. Depressing blogpost follows absolutely euphoric video. These are pretty manic swings for someone that isn't manic.
>>255262
He (or someone claiming to be him, no idea who would do that) showed up in the last thread.
bdc079 No.255294
>>255271
>>255290
>>255286
And the follow-up.
Paragraph 1:
> Everything has gone wrong, it's not my fault but I've fallen to pieces because my life has no structure and no progress without working.
Paragraph 2:
> But it's still everyone else's fault. THE FUCKIN SYSTEM MYAN
bdc079 No.255295
>Making substantial money
https://socialblade.com/youtube/user/farshnuke
He's not making much and remember youtube holds your money until you hit $80. He has very little concept of money if he think he can survive on $80 a month.
bdc079 No.255296
> when Jahans interacts with people on Facebook
holy shit lol
bdc079 No.255297
>>255290
>euphoric video
were any of his recent videos euphoric? which one?
bdc079 No.255301
>>255296
> this whole interaction
NO ALEX NO
bdc079 No.255302
>>255296
>>255301
Holy shit, Jahans is beyond hope.
Is Rebekkah the woman Jahans is going on a pity date with after he moves?
bdc079 No.255303
>>255302
She's one of black Adam's sock puppets
bdc079 No.255312
>>255302
>>255303
She's Millennial Woes.
bdc079 No.255316
>>255294
Does she know about all the cannibal fetish stuff?
>>255296
>>255301
Imagine some poor sod googling and checking up on Jahans after getting a CV and seeing this 💋👌 supremely arousing exchange. Companies will give a certain number of jobs to special needs cases and there's the apprentice scheme too, but they're not going to let a creeper in the building let alone a fucking cannibal.
Jahans clearly has no idea this and other posts are world-class cringe. This is the sort of stuff that will get millions of views. If he doesn't stop soon he is looking at global e-fame.
bdc079 No.255317
>>255301
Is that a tranny hes talking to or just a really ugly girl?
bdc079 No.255319
bdc079 No.255320
>>255316
You should check out this guy's OC if you're an up and coming Jahanist >>254551
Very good memeing.
bdc079 No.255321
>>255320
*Sin of Cradling Him is probably the best in there btw*
bdc079 No.255323
>>255296
>>255301
>>255303
Clearly a sock-puppet but even so, holy fuck, you would think Alex would know that's not an appropriate thing to discuss with friends let alone love interests. Very CWC-esque.
>>255295
Good find. This shows Jahans is overestimating his income by a factor of three to sixty. Not that he could live off 60 quid a month anyways. I think it was to placate his mother and try and shoo away the 'hatebase' by suggesting he could live off our attention. Fine by me, i've never wanted to shut him up.
>>255321
I liked the follow up to Laura Queen of Earth more. It read like an honest Jahans multiverse original word for word.
bdc079 No.255328
>>255323
>Fine by me, i've never wanted to shut him up.
It's funny how he imagines we want to shut him up.Weird.
>>255323
>I liked the follow up to Laura Queen of Earth more. It read like an honest Jahans multiverse original word for word.
It's very good, too. But I though that the idea of Jahans taking over the entire society and forcing everyone to listen and believe in his sermons/v-logs was just absolute nectar.
bdc079 No.255329
>>255328
the Queen of Earth story where the Farshnuke and Trump go to Edinburgh on the train was fucking hilarious
bdc079 No.255331
>>255323
>>255295
I think the pressure from Helen and Keith is getting to him. What I find most appalling about reactions like
>>255271
is that you can tell they're trying to give him good advice that he's finding mysterious excuses as to why he can't do it. And his parents are obviously finding his excuses lacking because they keep bringing it up.
> go on universal credit
NO MUM I CANT GOD
> practice interviewing with a coach
BUT THE COACH WONT BE THERE IN THE ACTUAL INTERVIEW
> go back to school
BUT PEOPLE WHO GRADUATED 10 YEARS AGO ALREADY HAVE MORE EXPERIENCE THAN I DO
I don't think Jahans is in any sense capable of fending for himself, not even a little, but he just had a nice grace period in which he should have been trying wasted while dreaming about sautéing Amy Pond's small intestine.
bdc079 No.255335
>>255331
>not working "bickerrrrs" somewhere in your post
son I am disappoint…
bdc079 No.255342
ENCYCLOPEDIA JAHANICA PODCAST
my body is ready this time
bdc079 No.255382
>>255294
fucking marvellous lad, I have something to listen to. Nice one
bdc079 No.255384
>>255382
meant for
>>255342
…but i fucked it up. So sorry lad
bdc079 No.255387
>>255342
>"people at uni thought he was an eccentric lesbian"
bdc079 No.255388
am i the only one who can't see the comments on the newest video?
did he disable them??
bdc079 No.255391
>>255342
01:33:00 - I died at "he's eating a small pie" hahahahahahhahahahahaha
bdc079 No.255392
>>255388
I couldnt see them either lad, he must have fiddled with them in some way
bdc079 No.255405
>>255342
That was genuinely fucking great. Even though it was 3 hours, it definitely didn't feel like that probably because of all the crazy shit that Jahans has done.
If black adam does any other trolling other than Jahans I want to see him relay the events like he does in your vid
bdc079 No.255408
I don't want to be a dick but there is just a lot of cringe on the Black Alex podcast. Not from Alex but from the host.
> What's UKIP
Okay, I get it, you want to talk to Americans here and we're dumb as shit but having Alex explain this was kind of daft.
> Jahans could probably make a living as a writer because he writes so much
What
> Jahans probably could write for Doctor Who, it's probably not that hard
What
And you couldn't delete the clip where you get up and yell at your dog
bdc079 No.255413
>>255342
>Jahans beats on his dad
>he feels bad about it
>as penance he watches 2 girls 1 cup
Bravo Jahanny boy, you're a bigger retard than I thought you were.
bdc079 No.255415
>>255408
I don't know. I can maybe see the second one. He isn't an entirely incompetent writer, and he is able to sit down and actually get shit written which is a thing most aspiring writers seem to struggle with. If he picked a subject matter that was less of an in your face autistic wank fantasy, and just kept at it, writting book after book, maybe some third rate publisher would pick up something he wrote eventually. There's a lot of really shitty third rate sci-fi and fantasy out there that manages to get published. The fact that he's autistic and disabled might even help. That's a marketable gimmick in the right hands.
bdc079 No.255416
Does anyone know what was the first piece of jahanic fiction ever posted? Was it on deviantart?
I found this:
>http://www.protagonize.com/author/Farshnuke/works
There's a lot of obscure stuff from the pre-testosterone years.
bdc079 No.255436
So I just heard about the hamster masturbation thing.
Knowing Jahans, I don't doubt it's true, but where is the evidence? Where did he mention it?
All I'm asking for is the video or blog post where he talks about it.
Or screenshots if Jahans actually had enough brain cells to delete his bestiality stories.
bdc079 No.255437
>>255436
It's in the comments of one of his DA stories/pictures, though I don't remember which one:
>http://farsh-nuke.deviantart.com/gallery/
If you want to find it, try opening his stories in different tabs and Ctrl+Fing "hamster". There aren't many comments, and it probably shouldn't take too long. I don't know enough about DA to say if there's a more efficient way. I've already tried searching for "hamster" with the standard search function, but none of the stories I got was the right one.
On a brighter note than hamster molestation (though still pretty creepy), Ode to Sammy-my hamster: http://farsh-nuke.deviantart.com/art/Ode-to-Sammy-my-hamster-94206381
>Ode to Sammy
>Sammy I love you.
>Sammy I need you.
>You are my first, and you are the best.
>When I brought you, I entered a rollercoaster of emotions.
>I was thrilled, excited and yet somehow numb,
>fore I had dreamt of you, Christmass 2006,
>but he said no and I struggled on.
>A year and a half later, I finally got you.
>I took you home in a rush, so you would soon feel lush.
>Dennis tossed you in the night, you nearly died.
>If I had not awoke at 5am,
>I would surely have seen the results of his devilish deeds.
>I saved you and shunned him.
>We're all cool now and I love you babe.
Who's Dennis?
bdc079 No.255445
FRESH CANCEROUS ALEX VENTS
bdc079 No.255446
ALEXANDER JAHANS SCRIPTED VIDEOS CHANNEL
Under 100 subscribers on this
Some interesting insight
100% cancer… enjoy!
bdc079 No.255447
>>255445
>he was "inspiiiired" by Hamilton the musical
>he's going to focus on musical theatre
>"Alexander" Hamilton was shit on but never stopped winning
("""OMG THAT'S LIKE MEEEE""" -Alex)
So this should be autistic as fuck…
>He bought the musical
>"muh revolutionary uprising"
>muh enlightenment muh liberalism
>muh capitalism is gonna fail cuz muh inevitable socialism
Remind me again how he's not really leftwing.
bdc079 No.255453
NO ONE GOT SCREENSHOTS OF ALEX ROLLING AROUND IN BED LIKE AN OVERSIZED BABY ON HIS 'OPTIMISTIC START TO 2017' VLOG
I, of course, blame myself
bdc079 No.255461
Flexing The Brain Muscle
Fresh Jahans
bdc079 No.255465
>>255454
Could you link it? I want to see what story it was attached to.
bdc079 No.255467
>>255342
>1:28
>After being asked if he could lick his tits in an AMA, he tries on camera
Does anyone have this video?
bdc079 No.255468
i'm new to these threads, does anyone have a link to the video where he has or talks about fighting his dad?
bdc079 No.255473
>>255467
>>255468
You should ask black adam, has anyone got the link to his yt channel?
bdc079 No.255474
bdc079 No.255475
>>255474
So could someone with a youtube channel ask >>255467 and >>255468? Perhaps even tell Black Adams to set up an anonymous ask service.
bdc079 No.255480
>>255342
OBJECTION!
Sorry Adam but there were some inconsistencies here. The Farsh-nuke travels in a SEGHAT not a septagonoid, and there have been male, ginger and asian sylphs even if they were added as forced diversity. And sylphs feeling pain seems to differ from story to story, sometimes they feel pain and sometimes they don't.
>>255468
There's a few because he has fought with his dad a couple times but a good one is 'I broke my own moral code', it's easy to find.
bdc079 No.255482
>>255468
Here's a short one including THE scream
bdc079 No.255484
has any1 got the 5 meters vid?
bdc079 No.255485
Does the video maker 'admiral jahans' post here?
bdc079 No.255487
>>255342
Very interesting interview. I enjoyed it a lot. It triggered a memory. The first Jahans video I remember seeing was about why he hates David Tennant. I went back and checked and the video is from 2012. I remember finding it by reading an article on an MSM site, which is odd because his last appearance was in 2010. According to wikipedia
>In November 2013, Tennant's Doctor was voted "The UK's favourite Doctor" in a survey held by the Radio Times magazine.
That must have been what caused Jahans to make the video. Him and other fan's reaction to the survery must have been strong enough to warrant the site doing a roundup of them. The problem is I can’t find the article but I do have a vague memory of it being on the Daily Mail or a similar site. I talked to someone I mentioned to at the time and they remember it too. I thought Jahans was interesting enough to discuss at the time because he was in full lesbian mode.
Hopefully someone else will know what I’m referring to or at least be better at finding it.
bdc079 No.255492
>>255447
>Farshnuke: The Musical
This should be hilarious
bdc079 No.255496
>>255437
More about Dennis in addition to this >>255489
>>255491
Some good stuff there.
I know the dates are off in my post >>255487 but I am grasping at straws in desperation. Jahans must have made the video for who knows what reason and then someone picked it up later for another. It doesn't make sense as his video is years out of being relevant.
bdc079 No.255511
bdc079 No.255512
>>255511
Didn't he say he would never make a separate channel for politics?
bdc079 No.255527
Ok lads, I think im beginning to understand the fundaments of farsh nuke now but there are still things im struggling to comprehend.
Could a venerable and learned archivist of the based Adeptus Jahanicus enlighten me as to what the following things are?
>The Bam Kursh
>The gfuggxxy or whatever the fuck it is
>William Dickson Wright
Any info pertaining to the above topics which would help enlighten this humble seeker of esoteric knowledge, would be greatly appreciated.
Bickers
bdc079 No.255528
>>255511
There’s actually two new channels.
bdc079 No.255529
>>255528
How many channels does he have now? Four?
bdc079 No.255530
>>255529
Well if he made $15/month from 1 channel he will definitely quadruple his income now. Jahansonomics at work!
bdc079 No.255534
>>255531
Topkek> Living proof that quality does not equal quantity
bdc079 No.255544
>>255342
tbh alot of information in this is factually wrong.
bdc079 No.255546
>>255488
I remember these being found by the original discord group
bdc079 No.255547
>>255512
Jahanist expert here. I'm fairly certain that he's making new channels and/or making cocks on them (incl. his Alex Vents channel) because he thinks it's a better way to reach his "honest and true fans".
bdc079 No.255548
>>255547
>Jahanist expert here…
lad, help me out with >>255527
bdc079 No.255555
>>255547
Read his facebook. He's apparently been told to get a job so he's turning screaming at a webcam for multiple hours every day into a "career."
bdc079 No.255560
>>255555 (portentious digits)
Sweet numerals lad
bdc079 No.255565
>>255555
Where's the evidence that he was forced into doing this? He is probably just larping as a worker now (because he's so goddamn bored)
bdc079 No.255567
>>255548
Sorry, anon, I'm only an expert on Jahans' opinions and life, not the lore of his mythology.
bdc079 No.255573
NEW BLACK ADAM VIDEO
"The triggering of Alexander Gordon Jahans"
Good shit!
bdc079 No.255575
bdc079 No.255578
Why does he make his own banners? This shit looks worse than a Keith Jahans bookcover.
bdc079 No.255580
>>255578
why is his deviant art writing the worst possible shit imaginable?
http://farsh-nuke.deviantart.com/art/Red-hair-Long-legsPert-buns-376794579
Alex just makes shit. He can't make anything else.
bdc079 No.255581
bdc079 No.255590
>>255527
This is by no means definitive because I still haven't powered through all of Jahans' wealth of fiction and he's still putting stuff out to this date but here's how I understand it.
The Bam-kursh is one of these gods in the multiverse that manifest in every universe in some form. The Bam-kursh is usually female and is always evil whereas the Farsh-nuke is meant to be a sort of anti-hero. The Bam-kursh likes to shrink, torture and eat women just like the Farsh-nuke but is just more morally reprehensible about it. The Bam-kursh has 'toygirls' rather than 'sylphs' which without an overly long explanation is just another kind of consenting slave in the multiverse narrative. She appears in a lot of stories, sometimes as an adversary to the Farsh-nuke, sometimes as a reluctant aid.
Gfaxxy Qulumncy is a less important god in the pantheon. She's unambiguously 'good' and created a terrorist organization called the 'Architects of Chaos' to combat the evil of the multiverse like the Logicios and the Weresharks but also 'get rid of the guns' tier stuff cause it's Jahans.
William Dickson Wright is an incarnation of the Farsh-nuke and a particularly evil one at that. He's sort of a suave misogynistic bond-like figure but still eats women alive (think Hannibal). He's somewhat separate but still linked to the Great Farsh-nuke, which is Jahans' self insert that founded the Logicios and sacrificed himself in the war against the Septagonoids.
There's a whole storyline with robots and kooky aliens and evil elder gods to find but nobody has ever dug into it because it's buried beneath 90% unpleasant and poorly written vore smut.
bdc079 No.255606
>>255590
Thanks lad, very much appreciate the effortpost there. That was most enlightening. I feel like I learned something today.
bdc079 No.255607
>>255531
He's gonna spread himself thin and give up on 4 of those 5 channels.
>>255590
We need a Necrojahanicon tome detailing all of these weird lovecraftian monsters/fap fuel of his.
bdc079 No.255610
>>255607
>He's gonna spread himself thin and give up on 4 of those 5 channels.
that's what he did the last time he had an alternative channel kick, it won't last.
bdc079 No.255612
First draft of this so excuse any errors. It's a concept.
>>255607
>Necrojahanicon tome
This is a great idea. I think all the people he knows, his family, his pets, and events in his life should be included too. It could be done in a style similar to the classic book Out of The Pit.
bdc079 No.255616
>>255467
I don't have the video, but here's the gif.
bdc079 No.255617
bdc079 No.255620
What a difference 8 years and a ton of testosterone make.
bdc079 No.255621
>>255620
>the birth of his dramaqueening
priceless
bdc079 No.255622
>>255621
Top dramaqueening right here
bdc079 No.255635
==New== article: Jahans on morality
jahanspedia.wikia.com/wiki/Jahans_and_morality
bdc079 No.255639
bdc079 No.255640
Idiots on foxdickfarms are going with Jahans being a racist for *primarily* having only White blond sylphs (truth is it's only primarily that, not exclusively).
But no, he is leftwing. Him secretly wanting to dominate and kill innocent women doesn't mean he doesn't support leftwing viewpoints. To understand Jahans, you have to realize that his worldview is informed by all the leftwing websites out there: Huffpo, guardian, etc. He's on those constantly and agreeing with them
I get that getting the masses interested in Jahans might be helped by shouting "OMG RACIST OMG SEXIST." But it's just stupid.
bdc079 No.255641
>>255640
This.
When Jahans says he is "racist" and "sexist" he is just aping the leftwing view on White men to signal that he is ideologically pure to his imaginary leftwing fans.
bdc079 No.255642
>>255635
Are you going to categorize all his work?
bdc079 No.255643
bdc079 No.255644
>>255342
this host is awful, cuts him off to talk abotu his step-daddy issues and his art degree. no one cares you fuck!
bdc079 No.255645
>>255644
the host is a pleb sperg, but the guy being interviewed is overall great
bdc079 No.255646
>>255639
>Today I worked
>It was hard and it was tough
>Two thousand nazis hate watch me and their viewership makes me a decent enough income that working towards building an online brand does not feel like the stupidest idea.
bdc079 No.255647
>>255640
That place should have stayed dead.
bdc079 No.255648
>>255645
yeah i aagree, i just got to the part where the sperg host said he cut his own hair before and there was a super awkward silence. LOL
bdc079 No.255649
>>255647
I don't now much at all about foxdickfarms, why are they hated here exactly?
bdc079 No.255658
>>255480
>The Farsh-nuke travels in a SEGHAT not a septagonoid, and there have been male, ginger and asian sylphs even if they were added as forced diversity.
And sylphs feeling pain seems to differ from story to story, sometimes they feel pain and sometimes they don't.
I completely lost respect for Black Adam when he didn't know this.
>>255482
>Jahans asks "Do I need to clean out the room now?"
>Dad answers "No, not right now."
>Jahans takes this to mean that he must wait
>Doesn't realise that his dad wants him to do it as soon as possible.
>Finally his dad tells him to do it before tonight.
>Jahans starts doing some unrelated shit.
>Jahans says "No, I can't right now".
>Dad gets pissed of.
>>255578
Does someone have the full picture of his head? He looks very smug, I think it would go well in a smug-anime-girls folder.
>>255616
>>255617
I now regret asking.
bdc079 No.255659
>>255658
>I completely lost respect for Black Adam when he didn't know this.
he got a few things slightly wrong, and definitely sensationalized Jahans, on purpose.
Most of what he said was true, though, and after all he gave us the interviews. But I think he knew that implying Jahans was some kind of secret White supremacist blond fetish dude would get more people interested.
Black Adam fundamentally wants more people to know about Jahans, because AGJ getting famous would be hilarious.
bdc079 No.255662
>>255659
Calm you autistic tits, I was being sarcastic.
>(75)
>>255658
>>Jahans asks "Do I need to clean out the room now?"
>>Dad answers "No, not right now."
>>Jahans takes this to mean that he must wait
>>Doesn't realise that his dad wants him to do it as soon as possible.
>>Finally his dad tells him to do it before tonight.
>>Jahans starts doing some unrelated shit.
>>Jahans says "No, I can't right now".
>>Dad gets pissed of.
Forgot to mention:
>Jahans just needs to scream
bdc079 No.255663
bdc079 No.255665
bdc079 No.255678
Does anyone have the link to the family history webpage that had information about the Jahans family tree (Anglo-Indian, Dutch) and various old photos including pic related???
I think it was deleted but maybe someone has and archive or cache.
bdc079 No.255682
NEW BLOGGAGE
http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2017/02/hamilton-and-return-of-capitalist.html
Jahans' new obsession seems to be the hip-hop musical Hamilton which is a retelling of American history but all the parts are played by non-whites. Knowing Jahans' news sources and shaky knowledge of American history he probably can't see what the problem is here.
bdc079 No.255683
>>255649
Because they're slightly more autistic and namefaggy than we are.
>>255682
Is the real reason he likes it that the actors tried to shame Mike Pence?
>Even the seemingly ludicrous idea of little girls being exploited to create the magic science of Rapture doesn’t seem so insane when you consider the pittance children are paid oversees to make our clothes and computers.
>…I will do what gives me meaning and purpose, I will be a capitalist.
So capitalism is evil, but for once he's for once dropping the pretence that he cares about morality and admitting that he's completely nihilistic and materialistic.
bdc079 No.255684
>>255682
>I heard about Hamilton 6 months or more ago. An all black musical take on the founding of America. How progressive, excuse me while I vomit. Oh don’t look at me like that. Liberals do this. I’ve done it. You write a piece of mediocre fiction but make it friendly to a poor downtrodden demographic and pat yourself on the back.
bdc079 No.255686
>>255683
Most of those kids are just happy to have work, tbh.
bdc079 No.255696
>>255682
>Hamilton which is a retelling of American history but all the parts are played by non-whites.
Wait, that's what that things about? How the fuck is it sold out all the time? Are white people really that cucked that'd they'd see a play about erasing their own history?
bdc079 No.255698
>>255696
That's not half of it. The actors preached to Mike Pence when he visited it to cuck. This, of course, gave the play widespread shitlib credit.
bdc079 No.255699
Hadn't realised the level of the reaction on here. Yeah, fair points raised about me getting the Seghat and septagonoids mixed up - tbh there's only so much Jahanic degeneracy one's mind can take before it reaches maximum input. Plus I do the interview at the end of a very long day. I even forgot to cover the fact that I wrote the second Laura queen of Earth story which sent Jahans into meltdown.
Also, I did think the host was all right. Bare in mind, he was trying to make things relatable and explained to his more normal audience who just laugh at lolcows- as opposed to us Jahanists who are autistic af. He should had definitely edited out those bits with his dog though.
One last thing, I do honestly think that Jahans isn't left wing. if he were in Power, he wouldn't give a flying fuck about UBI or other people's human rights. He wouldn't like any of the money he was making being taxed either.
I'm going to keep updating the black adam yt channel with some Jahans vids but atm I'm fucking desperate to interview a guy called Warcorpse666 (if you don't know him check out what he does) - I've been watching him since 2012 and I NEED to see a Jahans style psyche probe with him. so if anyone feels like spamming him chanel with interview requests that'd help me out
bdc079 No.255701
>>255699
Lad, you did a good job, dont listen to the autistic nitpickers.
bdc079 No.255703
>>255699
I think the nitpicking about Seghat and Septagonoids was just jokes and in good humored, though perhaps I should be careful about underestimating the power of autism. Nice interview. Very entertaining.
Also,
You spelled Septagonoids with a lower case "s"! Fucking disgusting! You make me sick!
bdc079 No.255704
>>255703
>>255701
Hahaha yeah I know it was only nitpicks and I'm not going to an hero over it but the whole point of that podcast thing was to present an accurate picture of Jahans - so the jahanists who went full sperg have got a point.
bdc079 No.255706
>>255699
>>255703
>>255704
Yeah I was just being critical for bants mate, and for the sake of the people here so the don't get confused by the multiverse deepest lore, hope you didn't take it to heart. Overall I liked the interview and it's a great introductory piece to people who are unfamiliar with what's gone down so far.
I agree on Jahans being largely apolitical too. His politics are a tool to get what he wants - money, attention, pity, justification of anger. It's not so much about ideas or principles as it is about what he deserves and how the bullies right-wing shouldn't have the toys women and cash he wants. It's a mindset he should've grown past a long time ago.
bdc079 No.255710
>>255699
He still supports leftwing policy, regardless of if he's leftwing "at heart" or not. The way to tell if someone is leftwing or not is what kind of policies and politicians they favour. Jahans will claim that he's not very leftwing because he believes the leftist idea that "White males are racists/sexists".
bdc079 No.255714
>>255644
The awkward silences were as funny as anything in the podcast. Black Alex has the patience of a saint. I'm sure if we had video we could pinpoint the precise moment he realized he was talking to someone quite special in his own right.
bdc079 No.255716
>>255699
>>255710
I disagree with Black Adam on this point. I think he is left, even at heart.
A major part of his identity is his sense of moral superiority, which is strongly tied to his (leftist) politics (feminism, helping the poor, ant-whiteness, ant-maleness, fighting those dang-dirty Alt-Right Natzees). That is as close to "at heart" as can be.
If his beliefs were founded in rationality, statistics or logic (which probably very few of beliefs are, even amongs regular people), they could be countered by providing better rationales, new statistics, and better logic. Since his beliefs are founded in identity, he would need to sit down and seriously reevaluate himself as a person in order to change his beliefs. This is something Jahans is utterly incapable of.
Oh, one more thing: I understand that people who see Jahans and think he's funny grow to like him and want to talk to him. However, did brit/pol/, Millennial Woes or The Daily Shoah actually think that they could convert him?
Oh, and the name of The Daily Shoah is, partially, ironic. It's ment to make fun of leftists who think that any talk of race or nationalism leads to genocide. The hosts (The Death Panel) are not actually genocidal.
bdc079 No.255717
>>255714
>Black Alex
U wot m8?
bdc079 No.255718
NEW FB POST ABOUT BLACK ADAM
bdc079 No.255719
>>255717
Hahaha, I think i've been doing that without noticing. Thanks.
bdc079 No.255721
>>255718
> you will never be as powerful as this thing I've made up in my fiction nobody actually enjoys
Also hi Jahans, why don't you just go ahead and post here?
bdc079 No.255722
>>255716
>did brit/pol/, Millennial Woes or The Daily Shoah actually think that they could convert him?
brit/pol/ and the trs lot just wanted to take the piss I think. MW was more interested in being reasonable and wanted to interview him but gordon acted like an obnoxious sperg about it causing woes to shitcan the interview for fear that he might be seen as bullying him. Shame tbh - woes was a bit of a moralfag killjoy there. An interview with gords and him would have been legendary.
>>255719
easily done lad. After a while with no sleep it all morphs into one anyway.
bdc079 No.255723
>>255718
Kek, based bracku adamu really got under his skin didnt he.
bdc079 No.255724
>>255718
>>255721
>rewrite reality
>> you will never be as powerful as this thing I've made up in my fiction nobody actually enjoys
I can't remember if it has been posted, but this reminds me of this embed. In it, the Anti-Critic (who is well aware that he's a fictional character) is summoned by his creator (Alexander Gordon Jahans) and given a lecture about … nothing really. In it, the creator also summons the Farsh-Nuke at 11:30. It's gold.
bdc079 No.255725
bdc079 No.255726
>>255718
>dat power fantasy
very bdsm fam
bdc079 No.255727
>>255718
This is like when someone proclaims to be the new mayor of Cwcville just to get under Chris' skin. Another similarity to Chris-Chan.
bdc079 No.255728
>>255727
The alternative fictional reality is strong in this one, the autismal force is with him
bdc079 No.255731
bdc079 No.255736
>>255731
Is this the workaholic saga?
bdc079 No.255740
>>255731
>>255731
>>255731
>Spergiest webm of all time at 18 mins
make it someone please!
bdc079 No.255744
>>255724
Am i the only one who thought this t shirt looks like his tits?
bdc079 No.255747
>>255731
>Around 10:30
>"We tend to think of Shakespeare as this grand orator. Really, he was only a tits-and-dick-joke kind of writer"
Is Jahans so desperate to think of himself as a great writer that he's trying to drag Shakespeare down to his level?
bdc079 No.255749
Does anyone have any of the really old gordon OC back from the brit/pol/ days? There was one in particular that was an mspaint of gordo in his bedroom surrounded by pissbottles. I fucking had it on my old laptop but upgraded recently Id really like to see again, but there are other lulzy ones from that era too.
Anyone have them?
Shitty /brit/ mod banned me for just for asking there politely btw because they are a board of pure disdilled cancer now. Faggots. He's our cow now anyway.
uncucked are still gud bois though Dont know about cuckchan brit/pol/ though, I never go there.
bdc079 No.255751
>>255743
>channel does not exists
That's odd but I'm there and here's the video. He's even more spergy than usual probably because he thinks he's gonna make beaucoup bucks off of this.
bdc079 No.255756
>>255747
The success of Shakespeare came from his ability to appeal to all kinds of people. Gordo's extremely specific fettish porn is about as far from that as you can get. It could only really appeal to less people if he wrote it in a dead language.
bdc079 No.255757
bdc079 No.255761
>>255217
I have some serious money(think multi-millionaire) and I'm trying to find a way to fuck him and have his babies. It's just so hard even though I'd pay him £100k for it ;_;7
bdc079 No.255762
>>255716
I'm pretty sure Gords' attraction to the left comes from his viewing himself as unemployable and unlovable. The left are the ones who are all about the wellfare, and at the very least they pretend to be more accepting of people who exist outside of social norms. I wonder what would happen if by some miracle he found himself a job and a girlfriend. I imagine he'd lose interest in a lot of this political stuff overnight.
bdc079 No.255765
bdc079 No.255766
How does he keep getting away with it?!?
bdc079 No.255768
>>255762
I don't think so. It might have been an entry point, but nowadays it's deeply entrenched in his identity. For example, he's also a cultural leftist. He often says that him being male and white, and his sexual preferences makes him evil. These cultural statements earns him neither a sense of acceptance nor prospects for material benefits.
bdc079 No.255771
>>255765
JAHANISM OVERDOSE
bdc079 No.255772
>>255765
>Filming myself yelling on camera sure is hard work!
I already see this being short lived.
bdc079 No.255774
>>255768
I see it all as signalling to some potential leftist waifu who will accept him for who he is, unlike those judgemental Nazis.
bdc079 No.255775
>>255762
>I'm pretty sure Gords' attraction to the left comes from his viewing himself as unemployable and unlovable.
Agree
> I wonder what would happen if by some miracle he found himself a job and a girlfriend. I imagine he'd lose interest in a lot of this political stuff overnight
f he were a normal person he probably would but dont forget this is gordon we are talking about here. If by some miracle he did manage to get a girlfriend, she would have to be someone in his league - basically the female version of him - so she'd most probably be a highly autistic slightly malformed hyper-sjw landwhale. So realistically, in his case, I dont think him finding a gf would detatch him from his retarded leftist politicking as she would be likely to be as bad if not worse than he is.
Its all hypothetical speculation though.
bdc079 No.255776
>>255771
>I'm smart because i am actively trying to compartmentalise my audience in order to lower my earnings by creating half a dozen half baked channels.
bdc079 No.255779
>>255744
kekked and chekked
bdc079 No.255780
>>255776
Make sure to get everyone in our hatecult to go bombard his Alex Vents safespace, fellow Nazis!
bdc079 No.255783
Does the lad who makes these gems post here perchance? Hes my favorite jahans tribute channel tbh.
bdc079 No.255790
>>255751
idk, I was ready to laugh at this but then I read his explanation to potential patrons
> So I messed up
> I made a load of promises I couldn't and didn't keep. I also failed to consider the practical implications of the things I did try to deliver on. I mean when the majority of your subscribers are haters trying to fuck with you name dropping your patreon supporters in the videos isn't the smartest thing. I'm going to try and improve things for you and redo this patreon program though obviously depression's a hell of a dog to deal with so that's maybe more of a hope than a promise.
I'm sold!
bdc079 No.255791
>>255790
Does he actually get any money from patreon?
bdc079 No.255792
>>255791
It currently says $5 per month. It was $1 a few days ago.
bdc079 No.255793
>>255776
Yeah there is a SMALL FLAW in is plan, which is that new subscribers to his main channel aren't going to know that 4/5ths of his cocks even exists.
Thank god he'll have "the wordpress."
bdc079 No.255794
>>255791
Every now and then people give him a few bucks. He used to give them shoutouts at the end of his videos, but every time there was a new one he would either have to record the whole "thank you" credit roll all over again or just edit a "AND THANK YOU TO MY NEW PATREON PATRON SEAMUS." He did the latter. Then that guy stopped giving him $2.
bdc079 No.255795
>>255792
It was once $7. Thankfully our heavily autistic community captures it from time to time.
http://archive.is/utv7V
bdc079 No.255798
>>255792
>>255791
Topkek
I was worried for a minute there tbh lads
bdc079 No.255799
bdc079 No.255800
>>255790
So does this mean we're gonna see cringy LPs again?
bdc079 No.255801
>>255799
This has got to be some symptom of his autism. The need to obsessively shift things around in certain orders and pointless unnecessary categorical places. He'd save himself time and effort by having one single channel for his autistic outpourings but in his wisdom he has decreed that he requires no less then six different channels for what is essentially one big self masturbatory and very autistic primal scream.
Im curious as to what he will put behind his paywall channel tbh but not enough to actually part with money.
If he was smart he'd put the real /cow/ tier shit behind the paywall in an attempt to miIk a few shekels from the more dedicated trolls and jahanists but thats probably giving him too much credit
bdc079 No.255807
>>255801
> He'd save himself time and effort by having one single channel for his autistic outpourings
You just don't get it, Jahans has already thought of that. His mighty intellect has already come up with the ultimate Xanatos gambit where he would win and strike gold with youtube.
bdc079 No.255815
>>255801
It's a child-like view of capitalism.
1. He thinks getting X views on 1 channel will be multiplied by as many channels as he wants to make
2. More importantly, he completely misunderstands why ANYONE is watching him at all.
3. With how YouTube handles notifications now, even /cow/boys are going to miss some of his videos. I've got nearly 30 fucking posts in this thread and haven't watched all of the new ones, and as they get buried under still more new ones, probably never will.
4. At his tiny level of popularity, he would find it more profitable aiming to capture cash donations than ad clicks. I wouldn't pay for any of his shit (esp because he has thousands of pages and literally hundreds of videos already made I haven't seen yet) but someone would probably pay for some form of Concentrated Jahans, whether it's a video or story or personalized thing or a skype interview/conversation.
bdc079 No.255819
>>255807
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>tfw to smart to get a job
>tfw to smart to make it on youtube
>tfw to smart to change shirts
bdc079 No.255820
>>255819
>tfw to smart to be cuckphobic
bdc079 No.255821
>>255815
>>255815
His new Hamilton review is getting extreme low views. lol. People are going to be annoyed by the confusing separate channels and just leave him alone.
He was making scripted videos for a while last year, then stopped. I think he won't keep this crap up.
bdc079 No.255826
>Not checking out this under 200 views Farshnuke audiobook classic
>Not using the greatest key to understand the Jahanic mindstate
topkek you plebs can't even esoterick
bdc079 No.255828
>>255821
It's almost like he's trying to sabotage what little Youtube success he already has….
bdc079 No.255832
>>255826
He's basically describing himself and what a contrarian little prick he was as a kid, and how he successfully defied his father for years. 2Narcissism5me
bdc079 No.255834
>>255828
Of course. That's what he always does. As soon as something in his life looks like it might succeed, he tries his best to sabotage himself or come up with an excuse for why he's going to fail anyway.
bdc079 No.255835
>>255834
Can you give some examples of his past self sabotage?
bdc079 No.255836
>>255835
Well there's that one video where he had to go to a job interview in 30 min and he stayed and talked for an hour and a half on how nervous he was for that interview.
I think we hit the bump limit.
bdc079 No.255838
bdc079 No.255842
>>255838
Who the fuck dresses like that for an interview of a shitty basic job? They probably knew he was a spaz the second he walked through a door.
bdc079 No.255843
BUMP LIMIT WE NEED A NEW THREAD, STAT!
bdc079 No.255848
>>255843
THE NECTAR MUST FLOW
bdc079 No.255857
HE REMOVED A FUCKTON OF HIS WRITING INCLUDING 'THE FINAL SOLUTION'
who has archives? we need em
bdc079 No.255858
bdc079 No.255859
>>255858
Someone screwed the urls up on Jahanspedia, oops
bdc079 No.255894
>>255857
>>255858
>>255859
Better archive it now while you can.
bdc079 No.255914