Not everything in the kitchen goes according to plan. How have you screwed up, /ck/? I'll start.
>get invited to play a new board game
>decide to make lots of crème brûlée
>get to try an old recipe out with the new bigger sous vide bin
>mix ingredients like normal
>3x the water takes forever to heat up
>put mixed cream/eggs/sugar/nutmeg into the fridge
>wait some more
>put mix into jars
>put lids on jars lightly
>put first jar in bath
>*crack*
>oh well, still have five left
>put second jar in bath
>put third jar in now-opaque bath
>put fourth jar in bath
>*crack*
>put fifth jar in bath
>put sixth jar in bath
>set timer
>start cleaning mixing bowls
>bath sounds like a bowl of Rice Krispies taking a milk shower
>cook for an hour
>take out the jars
>three have no bottom attached
>three have a hairline fracture
>cool
>put in fridge
>decide to drown my sorrows in fruit-and-nut bars and eggnog
>pass time by dicking around on the internet
>go back to the fridge to see if any of the three survivors are OK
>open one
>smells and looks like watery questionable eggs
>open the second
>smells and looks like watery questionable eggs
>open the final survivor
>smells and looks like questionable eggs
>throw away the three "survivors"
>throw the kitchen trash into the bin outside
>go to brush my teeth before bed
>fart
>smells like questionable eggs
>realize the six dead crèmes brûlée are now haunting my ass in a last-ditch bid to not be forgotten