No.11470
5 portions of the last food you ate come into your house and try to kill you, how fucked are you?
>inb4 food can't move
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No.11471
>5 half-sour pickles try to kill me
I'll probably be fine, worst-case scenario I eat them.
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No.11472
>>11471
You greatly undersestimate animated food, peasant.
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No.11473
Well, I can't remember what exactly I had…
But if five packages of crackers attack me, I would be wishing I ate the applesauce last.
Really hoping it wasn't the mandarin orange segments.
Those bitches get nasty, what with their throwing stars.
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No.11474
>>11470
Fried egg, bread slices, poached egg, chocolate coated pretzels, and a drumstick ice cream. Am I fucked? I don't really know. My house will probably be egged but that's about it.
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No.11475
Carrots, broccoli, cauliflower, green beans, eggs, Greek yogurt and chia.
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No.11480
Sausages, potatoes, mixed vegetables and chicken gravy. I suppose I will likely be smothered to death by the gravy while the sausages penetrate every orifice. Don't know about the others.
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No.11482
>Mash and eggs
Worst case scenario i get grade 2 burns.
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No.11483
Pico de gallo, sour cream, shredded cheese and chips? I can practically drink a slurry of the stuff. I guess the chips can attempt to disembowel me from the inside.
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No.11485
I eat five more deviled eggs. The salt makes my blood pressure go up slightly.
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No.11550
Protein shakes count as food, right?
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No.11559
>five huge bowls of scalding hot pork ramen
Just
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No.11584
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No.11585
>5 yogurt cartons come to my house
Looks like I'm fucked.
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No.11661
Cereal clog up everything in my body, die of heart attack. YAY.
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No.11666
I think I can fight off 15 pancakes
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No.11683
>>11470
>how fucked are you?
Since I was eating only dicks recently I'm pretty fucked.
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No.11684
I may be able to hold my own against ten tunafish salad sandwiches.
… unless they have frickin' laserbeams on their heads. That could get a little iffy.
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No.11693
Jamaican curry…depends on what powers it has, it's pretty spicy
chopped salad? seems pretty harmless but the dressing was xxxtra zesty
week old tuna salad…I guess we'll see how fucked I am in the morning…
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No.11736
Smoked pork, baked potatoes, and chocolate cake. Pretty nice way to die I'd say
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No.11741
The french-fry platoon is no match for the man wielding akimbo stomachs. Semper fry
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No.12023
Probably quite fucked tbf
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No.12040
>>11741
Relic of a greater time
>>11470
Some PB&J's got nothing on me boi
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No.12595
>>11470
I'm embarrassed to say that the last thing I ate was Parmesan cheese….I just ate the entire block by taking big bites out of it.
This isn't going to be pretty.
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No.12600
>>11470
>5 large bags of spicy potato chips try and kill me by forcing themselves down my mouth and destroying my health and internal organs.
Welp, I'm as good as dead.
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No.12603
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No.12604
>>12603
I wish 5 of those jam filled gingerbread hearts would walk through my door.
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No.14382
>>11470
I guess the pizza really was aggressive, huh?
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No.14384
>5 bowls of udon come barging in
uhh fuck they've got a scalding hot broth attack and they can probably use those noodles like some sort of tentacles. I may be in trouble if I can't slurp fast enough.
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No.14391
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>>12603
I TELEPORTED BREAAAAAD!
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No.14442
>5 watermelons
That might pose a threat.
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No.14443
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>>14442
What is that gesture supposed to mean?
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No.14445
>about 17 oz. of warm porridge
Absolutely terrifying. Can't I just try to communicate peacefully?
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No.14453
>>14443
means "beware of watermelons"
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No.14460
>cured meat, dried meat, fermented meat, cooked meat, raw meat
I'm probably going to die of botulism in a couple days tbh.
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No.14504
>>14442
>Like Chinese girls?
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No.14505
>by word of the law
5 sausages with chips and pickles. I might survive.
>technically correct
5 whiskey sours. Hell I'm already on my way there.
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No.14507
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No.14508
>>14442
>cantonese
She's Japanese.
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No.14509
>5 grains of rice
I'm fine.
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No.14561
>>11470
Chicken Nuggers can't kill.
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No.14598
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No.14602
>>14508
Are you an expert because of living in Hongcouver?
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No.14605
>5 cheesburgers
I'll be fine.
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