Someone in town figured out that Alice's son, took care of himself, as a cook, cleaner, and student.
They were envious, having ascertained that her son, could speak a Hebrew name without shame; selecting an Isaac, "Dumais", pronouncing it, "Dumbass", and hitting off a swift friendship.
But Dead by Wednesday, had not heard its story.
Rob "Roy" Scarpato, knew he was a real rockstar, and if it couldn't be as Dave's friend, it would be his arch-nemesis.
Having determined that Dave didn't watch "South Park", a television show for those disadvantaged at socializing with others by reason of viewing the televised cinema, he purloined to his parents, of his desire to have David eat, "chicken pot pie", from Willow Tree.
Rob "Roy" Scarpato, was not aware that Alice was on powerful medication, not the schizophrenia medication you see on the news, but anti-psychotics; a class of medicine, for vicious military operatives and spies and police officers.
After insulting Dave's grandmother, Memere Charlebois, a former Mussolinist agent that poisoned HP Lovecraft with marijuana sprayed with car varnish, for the Blackshirts of Italy (the anti-Semites, during World War 2, the Italian Fascists), and angering Dave's father's links to the Rizzutos (now a Mafia syndicate, the Caesars returning to power as political influence czars, through Barack Hussein Obama), Rob had him served, "chicken pot pie".
Dave cooked hot dogs, hamburgers, Rice a Roni, soup, cookies, brownies, steak, sausage, kielbasa, and grilled cheese on his own, since he was 10, learning grill arts, at age 8, at a wedding for his cousin, a Minnesota law professor.
The family was from poverty, but not of soul; Rob Scarpato, sought dreams, his poverty of spirit, meaning money as well.
And then, when David would not eat his chicken pot pie, unaware that "Cartman Was the Greatest", which upon David's study at college, he was not, it was informed to his mother's doctor, that her son, was not eating his pot pie.
Alice was graded as a National Socialist, for serving her son, "willow tree", or any products, and given menopause medication for men, GHB, by her old sister, a Colonel in the Army, retired, and murdered.
And Rob Scarpato, Rob Roy as they call him among Prong fans now, said, "there's been an accident on the lake".
And that's how Rob Scarpato, formed 4chan, under Dave's advice, a year later.
A "Yoodle", a joke by an Amish sex offender, before being shot in the skull, and recorded, for being an anti-Semite.
Enjoy, chans.