41c3d2 No.52532 [Last50 Posts]
The end times are upon the United States of America, and soon upon the whole world. The country's greatest heroes and villains have fallen against an ironclad evil– a legion of robotic, laser-toting skeletons led by the insidious Skeleton Prime. Much of the country has fallen into its grip– few capable of standing up to this horrid foe still remain.
That is where YOU come in. You are a superhero, a supervillain, a super-whatever– and because of your pitiful, overlooked, D-List status, you were not targeted by the Skeleton forces nor asked to fly into battle against them. And so you have survived.
Now, with the League of Righteousness dead and most of D.O.O.M slain or AWOL, it is YOUR time to rise up, defeat the Cyber Skeleton Legions, and claim that sweet, sweet superhuman street cred for your own.
CHARACTER SHEET
Name: The name the superhuman community and the news know you by. Secret identity optional.
Age: Approximate, as needed.
Origin Story: How YOU became a superhuman/alien/dog, and the basis for your superpowers and super-equipment.
Blood Type: Fill this out.
Signature Color: Pick a color. One that I can actually access in MSPaint. You may want to wait until the map-wipe for this.
Domain: Doctor Doom has Latveria, Batman has Gotham. You have your own domain, represented by your Signature Color. The bigger your domain, the more resources you can draw upon, but the harder it is to defend.
Superpowers: Determined by Fluff/Origin Story.
Equipment: Determined by Fluff.
Followers: Determined by Fluff.
Renown: Starts at D-List
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41c3d2 No.52533
Supreme Overcommander Quartet 1, VIBRAPHONE REAPER, has turned on his master, and fights with the freshly empowered DRAGOON against SKELETON PRIME and his second-to-last GIGA SKELETON warmech, RANDY SAVAGE.
The MASTERMIND, nefarious leader of the reformed Distinguished Organization Of Malefactors, D.O.O.M., mobilizes his allies and his armies and begins an almighty push to the East. KING BOB of Wisconsin, DRAGOON of Georgia, RAPHAEL HENCH and the stewards of SCRUFFTRON receive requests to let the mighty armies pass.
Outside of Fort Knox, THE HELL-RIDER does battle with a persistent foe come to drag him back to Damnation. In northern Ohio, THE GLUE MAN broadcasts a stunning no-holds-barred match against one of Skeleton Prime's last goons. In the heartland, the pernicious puss MR. PRESIDENT prepares to unravel the plans of a certain textiled terror. They all feel, in their heart of hearts, a change in the air.
In the heart of his mighty territories, SCRUFFTRON falls comatose, his mind and soul locked in a desperate battle against Skeleton Prime. The prize: power overwhelming, and another day of life.
Now the final cards are played. Now the surviving heroes and villains of the United States of America dig in their heels and prepare for the last battle. Win, and the multiverse may yet be saved from the horrors of SKELETON PRIME and the CYBER-SKELETON LEGIONS.
Lose, and the Earth is doomed, and all reality will come undone.
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935a41 No.52547
 | Rolled 65, 68, 91 = 224 (3d100) |
>>52533
>>52532
Name: Alex "Dragoon" Walker
Age: Twenties
Origin Story: Was a Normal Guy until the Spirit of a very old and powerful(at one point) Earth Dragon possessed his body, Now He fights to become strong a retake the world, one rock at a time
Blood Type: AB+
Signature Color: Green
Domain: Northern Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Most of Lousianna including New Orleans, Southern Arkansas, Southern Tennessee, part of North Carolina, and Most of Virginia
>Superpowers:
[A-List Rock Manipulation]
[A-List Endurance]
[A-List Metal Manipulation]
[A-List Magma Manipulation]
[Maximum Dragon Rock Fusion]
[B-List Super Strength]
[B-List Dragon's Breath]
[B-List Physical Fitness]
B-List Spear Combat.
D-List Flying
C-List Flying 3/10
>Equipment:
[Fortified Base.]
[Enhanced fortifications]
[Improved Infrastructure]
[Superhard Fortresses]
[Skeleton Alloy Ammo]
[Anti-air defenses]
[7 Radio Towers (can reach anywhere East of the Rockies]
[Advanced Training Room.]
[Alloy Armor]
[Masterwork Draconic Adamant Armor].
[Fortified Advanced Research Lab}
[Basic Skelescrap Forge!]
The Mantlespear
8 Skeleton Scrap
[Gilded Dampening Caster]
[Strange Adamantium Box]
2 [Core Gems]
>Followers:
[Mayor of Atlanta]
[18 Armored Veteran Survivors]
3 Scientists
>Research
Jazzhulk Research 3/6
Q2 Breakdown 10/10
[Psi-Crystal Dampening Research.]
[Psi-Lattice Research], giving you a +20 to all combat rolls against cyber-skeletons.
[Strange Vaudeville Parlor]
-Vaudeville Parlor Repair 7/7
-There are 7 spheres, dated 1921 AD(freeing of Prime from his Prison, by Atore Cervello, presumably Q1), 1941 AD(Prime recruiting a psychic named Luigi Bantenicci. Presumably Q2), 1946 AD(Prime in Italy recruiting a crippled war hero), 1953 AD(Prime attacking the Vatican and forcibly ensuring the loyalty of a traitor scientist. Rosetti presumably q4), 1991 AD(Prime getting the allegiance of other heroes as he strips a parallel world life and plans to strip all worlds of life), 2007 AD(Prime and his quartet raiding a crystal cavern of another universe after prime disposed of that world's prime.), and 2013 AD(q4 making the Anti-Paragon gun with Eternity Water.)
-You may now roll an additional d100 to attempt to view the contents of one of the spheres. State which sphere you're trying to decipher when you roll. The threshold for success gets higher and higher with each attempt…
Renown: A-list
Status: Battered
1-3. NOW is my chance! with it's leg rendered inoperable and it crawling on it's stomach, I can reach it's weakness, the support struts on it's back letting it keep it form when it fires it's sonic cannons!. Use my Earth Control and Magma mastery to hold it tight in the hole I dug for it, while I use my flight, metal control, Dragon breath and Super strength to propel my spear from it's back to it's front.
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41c3d2 No.52549
| Rolled 22, 28, 57 = 107 (3d100) |
>>52547
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41c3d2 No.52550
| Rolled 87, 39, 1 = 127 (3d100) |
>>52547
Q1 BATTLE ROLL
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0d33b1 No.52553
| Rolled 30, 39, 18 = 87 (3d100) |
Name: Scruftron- (Real name Scruffy)
Age: 28
Origin Story: Once a mild mannered entry-level Janitor at a secret military instillation, Pvt. Scruffy was selected for secret goverment experiments in creating Artificial supers. He was infused with Neodymium enriched Iron as a substitute for the iron in his blood. The effect of this experiment gave the gift of Magnetism! He could fling great blocks of steel with a flick of the wrist! Pry open vault doors with his mind! Bend spoons! The potential was limitless! Except that the metal actually had to be magnetic… And he's afraid of spiders.
Blood Type: AB-
Signature Color: Orange
Domain: somewhere in Nebaska
Superpowers: [A-List Magnetism], [B-List Janitorial Skills], [A-List Staff Combat], [Greater Psionic Resistance], [Psionic Crystal Integration], [ C-List Multi-Limb Combat], [Shadow Empathy]
Equipment:
+ [ Psi-Alloy Ō-yoroi]
+ [Super Strong Strange Naginata]
+ [Psi-Adamant Warboots]
+ [Heavy Laser Spray]
+ [Slave Unit]
>Extra Equipment:
+[Psion-Alloy Armor]
+[Cyber Alloy Armor]
+[Janitorial Armor D-list]
>Allies:
+[The Psychonaut]
>Followers:
+ [1 Janitorial Captains]
+ [23 Janitor Elites]
+ [18 Janitors]
+ [16 Janitor Strippers]
+ [62 Robo-Janitors]
+ [Doctor Phillip]
+ [Kenny the Roboticist]
+ [Windex] - the Invisible Marauder.
+ [Bucketboy] - the water-slinging floorwasher. [Handheld Waterjet Cutter], [Masterwork War Bucket]
+ [Scour] - the bombshell that can disintegrate objects with her touch.
+ [Harvey] - a mountain of a man that soaks up punishment like a sponge.
+ [Dura-Dong] - Man with a Iron will, and a Iron Cock.
+ [Nate the Ever-Bater] - [B-List Powerfisting], [Duraweave Janitor's Cap]
>All Super Team members now equipped with [Doxy Armor]
Renown: B-list
Weakness: [Eight Legged Freaks] - Spiders and spider-like creatures give you a severe penalty to all rolls.
>Buildings:
+ [Ultra-Advanced Laser Repeater Factory]
+ [Robo-Janitor Foundry] +3 Robo-Janitors/turn
+ [Scruff Base-Heavy Metal Version]+[EMP Fields]&[Tank Traps]&[Tank Turret Emplacement]
+ [Forge]
+ [Janitorial Barracks]
+ [Skeleton Tripwires]
+ [Psionic Meditation Chamber]
>Other Stuff
+ [Hunk Of Steel Sculpture].
+ [Low Weapons Supply]
+ [Scruffy's Porn Stash]
+ [Skelly Scrap Research]
+ [Repulsion Tech]
+ [Abandoned Tactical]
+ [154 Scrufftech Laser Repeaters] +8/turn
+ [80 Skeleton Scrap]
+ [1 Repurposed Jazzbarge]
+ [Quartet 3's Head]
+ [Head of Ankou Trombone's Vestige]
+ [Super Laser Pointer]
+ [Inert "Doxy"]
+ [Doxy Armor Schematics]
>Research
D-List Multi-Limb Martial Arts 3/4
Questionably Placed Cyber Grafting 20/???
Psionic Invulnerability 12/15
>[Battered]
>[Incomplete] - 10 penalty to all rolls as your near-completed grafts direct excess energy into your mind. Completion of grafts will remove the penalty.
1/2/3. This was it, what he had been looking for for so long. Truth, understanding. Scruffy was broken, his mind shattered in its quest for power, not to reshape the world in his own image, or to enact some great plan, but power for power's sake. Now he saw the truth, both in reality in and Prime, and he was not disappointed.
"Prime, how long I have waited for this day. The Gods are watching us, let us not be found wanting."
And with that Scrufftron charged forward, intent on dueling the Crystalline demigod for the fate of both himself, and perhaps the multiverse. Though he found the crystalline infinite quite beautiful, he was not a fan of purple, even though he wore a lot of it for a white guy.
Before the first impact, which would no doubt echo across the void, Scrufftron let loose one final taunt at the true Prime before him, one of his mother tongue; "mors tua, vita mea, et Mors mi par est vita."
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41c3d2 No.52554
| Rolled 16, 26, 80 = 122 (3d100) |
>>52553
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17f11e No.52557
| Rolled 63, 78, 78 = 219 (3d100) |
>>52532
Name: Lord "Dracula" Bob, King of Greater Wisconsin, "The Wisconsin Vampire", Once and Future King, King Crimson
Age: 30
Origin Story: Fell into a vat of high performance makeup designed for athletes who want to look nice. Which was place conveniently near a costume department store. The fangs make it hard for him to chew and his super powered body needs a lot of nutrients so he drinks all his meals with a nibble hear and there. His now pristine and flawless white skin is very sensitive to light. Before all that he was just a jobless actor who made bad poetry and puns and lived in closet of an apartment with no windows in the basement in a bad neighborhood.
Blood Type: D for Drinks A Lot
Signature Color: Blood Red
Domain: Transylvania Forest (Milwaukee), Greater Wisconsin, [Neo-Camelot], [Renovated Chicago Pier], [Skeletonized Detroit].
Superpowers: [A-List Super Strength], [A-List Super Speed], [C-List Super Stealth], [A-List Hypnotism], [A-List Swordsmanship], [Greater Psionic Resistance], [C-List Martial Trance],
Weakness: [Sorta Vampirish] - Being in sunlight causes pain and blindness. Most actions must be done during the night, or underground. You can more or less only eat liquids. Fire does extreme damage to you since the makeup is, apparently, napalm-based.
Equipment: [Excalibur], [Skeleton Alloy Pants],[Retrofitted Psiadamant Gauntlets], [Purple Crystal Globe](Flail with claw-machine-esque clutch)(Currently wrapped around my body as psi-chain armor), The [Holy Grail]
5 [Skeleton Laser Rifles]. 28 [Skeleton Scrap],[Skeleton Alloy Gauntlets],[Hang-Glider].[Ultra-Insulated Christmas Sweater]
Followers: 8 Teenagers, 2 Dr.Handymen (Dr. Richards and Dr. Frakensteen), 2 Vampire Apprentice [Pa'Trikk The EverCrispy], [Wisconsin Super-Governor],[Elijah "Dark Sanguinus" Blake], [Werewolf Tribe]
[Lasersteen], who has [A-List Lasers], [A-List Blade Combat] and [B-List Invulnerability]
Renown: [B-List]
Buildings: [Trap-Filled Castle], 4 [Watchtowers],[Training Room], 3 [Radio Towers],
[Transports ready]
[Giga Scorpia Corpse]
Globe Researched. - Potential Control Locus for vehicle. Skeleton tactics deleted and skeletons weakened.
[Tentative Bigfoot Allies?]
1 8/15 Mecha Construction. It is fortunate that Dr. Richards and Dr. Frankensteen have experience in building Lasersteen which they can incorporate into the Mecha. Soon it will be time to seat the control locus into it which will allow me to put all my skill and mastery to heavy metal combat.
2 8/15 Mecha Construction.
3 B-List Martial Trance 7/15 "Let us test this new skill together my apprentices, Pa'Trikk and Dark Sanguinus. Soon the final battle will be upon us, but on our terms, already the powers of the West move against the Skeleton Eye."
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dabaa8 No.52569
| Rolled 70, 25, 26 = 121 (3d100) |
>>52532
Name: Gabe "The Glue Man" Degrossi
Age: ~49
Origin Story: Glueman was once a humble man named Gabe Degrossi, working the night shift at a glue manufacturing plant in his hometown of Boston. One night, while working his usual shift, there was a break in, a group of mobsters had a hit out on one of his fellow night guards. Instead of running and getting actual, real police to help however, Gabe took matters into his own hands. Opting to engage the mobsters in close combat with his shitty baton and flashlight. He somehow managed to knock out most of his opponents, but the few who were left ganged up on him, pushing him into a vat of glue where he sat until the next day. He was immediately rushed to the hospital, but the doctors were unable to remove the glue from his body, however, after a few more hours in intensive care, it seemed as though he had entirely become glue, as no traces of human flesh were left. Gabe Degrossi, now Glueman, soon awoke from his coma, he was shunned out of his family because of his horrible new glue-based form. He wallowed in sorry for days before seeing an ad that advertised that a local professional wrestling was hiring, Glueman, needing the money, applied and was hired. He had found his calling, Gabe Degrossi had now become Gabe "The Glue Man" Degrossi, super-powered professional wrestler!
Blood Type: A
Signature Color: Maroon
Domain: Akron, Ohio
Superpowers: [B-List Glue Invulnerability], [C-List Stretching], [C-List Stickiness], [C-List Super Wrestling]
[D-List Chairsmashing] 4/5]
[B-List Super Wrestling 3/15]
Equipment: [Stickproof Spandex Pants], [Glueman's Cape], [Elmer's Metroplex Stadium], [Ricardo Realidad Body Oil]
Weakness: [Gluebody] - Your body is a strange, organic glue-like substance whose elasticity and stickiness you can control at will. You take extreme damage from certain chemical solvents and your body composition makes it easier to shove things into you.
Followers:
[Billy Wombat]
[Psycho Ninja]
[Big Brooski]
[Tetraton Tyreese]
8 [Novice Wrestlers]
Commentators:
[Baboon El Nino]
[Rim Joss]
+HYPE 2/10
+PPV Match 3/3 [LIVE ON THE AIR!]
1/2/3. "Say, Jobmaster, why don't we make this a MASK OFF MATCH?" With his opponent staggered, the Glueman will attempt the ancient, pre-hero move known as "DIRTY DEEDS", a specialized Headlock Driver finisher used by the legendary SHEILD member Dean Ambrose.
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41c3d2 No.52579
| Rolled 55, 95, 18 = 168 (3d100) |
>>52569
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23e8b2 No.52581
>>http://pastebin.com/jqJPHFCr
>Name: The Mastermind
>Age: At least 100
>Blood Type: AB+
>Signature Color: Dark Red
>Domain: New Mexico
>Superpowers: [Super Intellect], [D-List Device Invention] [Awesome Scar] [B-List Entropy] [B-List Sonic Blast (Rock-N-Roll)][B-List Super Singing]
Operation MAGA FOXTROT DELTA - [COMPLETE]
+15 to all resource-gathering rolls, troop movement is fast, and you gain increased resources when rolling to do such.
Operation BELLIGERENT FIST - [COMPLETE]
Operation INSOMNIA FOUNDRY - [COMPLETE]
+15 bonus to creating items, special vehicles and buildings as well as halving the time necessary to create Blankstones
Completing ALL of these items will grant you the [War Ready] bonus, greatly improving your fighting power against the Skeleton hordes. Otherwise, the individual items are their own reward.
+15 bonus to creating items, special vehicles and buildings as well as halving the time necessary to create Blankstones
STAT POST + PROJECTS>>http://pastebin.com/jqJPHFCr
>Name: The Mastermind
>Age: At least 100
>Blood Type: AB+
>Signature Color: Dark Red
>Domain: New Mexico
>Superpowers: [Super Intellect], [D-List Device Invention] [Awesome Scar] [B-List Entropy] [B-List Sonic Blast (Rock-N-Roll)][B-List Super Singing]
Operation MAGA FOXTROT DELTA - [COMPLETE]
+15 to all resource-gathering rolls, troop movement is fast, and you gain increased resources when rolling to do such.
Operation BELLIGERENT FIST - [COMPLETE]
Operation INSOMNIA FOUNDRY - [COMPLETE]
+15 bonus to creating items, special vehicles and buildings as well as halving the time necessary to create Blankstones
[War Ready] bonus, which grants you a +15 boost to conventional military actions in addition to any other applicable bonus. When the time comes to FIGHT PRIME, your Army Groups each count as FIVE Supporting Forces.
+15 bonus to creating items, special vehicles and buildings as well as halving the time necessary to create Blankstones
STAT POST + PROJECTS
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23e8b2 No.52583
| Rolled 32, 76, 50 = 158 (3d100) |
"No one's stopping us right? Okay then. FORWARD!"
1. I myself will lead ARMY GROUP CENTER, splitting off a portion of my forces to cleanse the Delmarva peninsula of skeletal forces.
"I'M SO EXCITED TO FINALLY SHOOT THINGS WITH THIS DOOM STAR!"
2. Mechneato in command of Army Group North marches over canada to attack New York state from the east. Legions of laser armed soldiers marching along side super sci-fi mecha bots and plasma tanks as that army of RAW ENERGY FIREPOWER covers our northern flank.
3. From the south General Manspine rallies his forces on and on to join my glorious assault, he will act as our reserve and reinforcements for the fight that is no doubt about to come.
EVERYONE CONVERGES ON NEW YORK CITY
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41c3d2 No.52584
| Rolled 30, 83, 90 + 50 = 253 (3d100) |
>>52583
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23e8b2 No.52585
>>52584
"THAT'S A LOT OF SKELETONS."
"Es gibt viele davon in dieser Region.."
"Yes. That is a massive number of skeletons."
"Mechneato, you had better fucking secure those beacheads. General Manspine, I expect no less from my BEST General to get here ASAP."
"Jawohl, mein Mastermind."
"Yes, I will secure those beachheads."
"Oh and Task Master. Keep guarding California. But like, be ready to REALLY get here on time if shit goes bad M'kay?"
"I'll set my time tables, Mastermind."
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bbc009 No.52588
| Rolled 30, 59, 14 = 103 (3d100) |
>>52533
Name: The Hell-Rider
Age: 26
Origin Story: Douglas Green was just a simple biker before one day he was gunned down in by a member of a rival gang. His soul was sucked directly to help were he was tormented for all of his wrong doings in life. Douglas was however was no ordinary man and set about planning his escape from hell. Taking to ambushing and eating the lesser demon-kin he found himself twisting in both body and mind as he made his way towards the limits of Hell. How exactly he got out at that point not even he remembers is finding himself back in his hometown by the ruins of his old watering hole. Finding himself in the wreckage of the world now ruled by Iron-Bones he has set off to make things right and maybe redeem his soul on the way.
Blood Type: O
Signature Color: Purple
Domain: Northern Texas
Renown: C-List
Powers: [A-List Fire Resistance][A-List Demonic Transformation (gives A-List Super Strength, A-List Endurance and D-List Flight)][C-List Motorcycling][A+-List Guitar Skills][B-List Guitar Combat ][B-List Chain Combat]
Demon-Hog: [B-List Super Speed][D-List Intangibility]
Weakness: [Devil's Reject] - You fought your way out of Hell, but Hell wants your black soul back. Your critical failures can attract OTHER types of attention, you are harmed and repelled by objects of faith, and banishing magic is particularly deadly to you.
Equipment: Hellforged Chain, Demon-Hog, Demonhide Jacket, Wrathful Anointed Stratocaster, BONEZONE HAT
Assets: [Old Biker Clubhouse][Soulforged Cigar][3 Grenades][Tramkit]
[Pick Of The Purple Prince], which allows you to sacrifice a health level to give you the B-List Sonic Blast (Guitar) power for a turn, and improves normal guitar playing by +5,
[Soul-Coal Ring] is styled with a grimacing skull much in the way a silver biker's ring would, but when it's anointed with blood it comes to life, cackling maniacally. You may sacrifice a health level to enact the ring's effect, gaining [A-List Hellfire Blast] for a turn. Additionally, when in combat, you may take a -10 penalty to your roll to try and deal a particularly blood-letting blow with your ring hand. If you win that round, you gain [A-List Hellfire Blast] for the next round.
[Hellconomy], providing a bonus to certain actions such as building, recruitment or infrastructure projects.
Followers: 2 Old Ladies, 9 Road Warriors, Road Huntress, 4 Bikers, 4 Whip "Monks"
—–-
A-List Chain Combat 9/20.
A-List Guitar Combat 13/15.
—–
1-3. Dusting off the concrete and spitting out blood onto the ground Douglas lets a grin spread across his face.
"Ya know, this is why no one likes demons. You try to do abit of good and they gotta just try fuck everything up. I'm sick of playing with you, just die already you vapid bitch."
Letting the rage and anger take him Hell-Rider seeks to rend her to pieces so he can worry bout dealing with the actual Skeleton threat to the world.
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41c3d2 No.52589
| Rolled 30, 57, 60 = 147 (3d100) |
>>52588
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87b295 No.52595
| Rolled 11, 69, 61 = 141 (3d100) |
>>52533
Name: Hank Scorpio (Handsome ScorpioCorp CEO)
Age: Average
Origin Story:
This incredible visionary is a genius entrepreneur who made lots of money with all sorts of space weapon technology. Which is also where his ambitions lie. In space. But all that aside for now, born with incredible super intelligence Hank Scorpio does whatever he can to provide a relaxed work environment for all his employees while they bring about the end of the world. Or happen to save it.
Blood Type: ABC
Signature Color: Pink
Domain: Phoenix, Arizona
Superpowers:
+ Super Intellect
+ OMEGA Regeneration Chip
+ Laser Integration System
+ A-List Physical Fitness
+ B-List Tackling
+ C-List Tackling
+ C-List High-Tech Marksmanship
+ C-List Bass Playing
+ C-List Super Strength (Untrainable)
+ C-List Device Invention
+ D-List Tool Creation
+ D-List Bass Playing
+ D-List Corporate Combat
Followers:
+ [AI Scorpio]
+ [Sprinkly Boy]
+ A-Team
+ 4 Living Metal Corporate Executives
+ 18 Scorpion Mercenaries
+ 23 Living Metal Mercs
+ 10 Living Metal Marauders
+ 10 Living Metal Commandos
+ 5 [Living Metal Conscript Regiments]
+ Weapons Expert
Equipment:
+ [Most Uncomfortable Chair], a sitting apparatus that you're pretty sure is the most uncomfortable thing ever intentionally designed by man. Using it for any roll in a turn confers a -5 penalty to the roll; however, every turn you use it gives you a +2 bonus for the first turn after stopping its use, up to a maximum of +30.
+ [Mbele Horizon Omni-Occasional Power Suit]
+ [Blue Suit]
+ [Reinforced Scorpio Leather Jacket]
+ [Hell-Touched Bass Guitar]
+ Blueprint Briefcase
+ Medium-High Funds
+ 38 Energy Rifles
+ 38 Subsonic Wave Guns
+ 1 Gold-Plated Subsonic Wave Gun
+ 1 Wall-Buster
+ 3 [Space Rockets]
+ [Psion Tainted Fragments]
+ 60 Skeleton Scrap
Giantic Weird Follower Space Stations:
+ GiLiMeSS
Renown: B-List
Buildings:
+ Research Lab
+ Ad-Tech Factory
+ Auto Training Facility
+ Upgraded Research Lab
+ Scorpio's Suits and Ties
+ [Scorpio Films] Based on a real story.
+ [Scorpio Arms Factory]+ 2 Energy Rifles and Subsonic Wave Guns per turn.
+ High Tech Ice Cream Factory
Tech:
+ Flawless Biomechanical Regeneration Tech (A-list Regeneration, C-List Endurance)
+ Living Steel Alloy -> Living Alloy Bill (Mercs will be converted to Living Alloy at reasonable rate)
+ Metal Augmentation (Regeneration, Fitness, Split Bodyparts)
+ Superpower Dampener [Locked Out] 4/15
+ Subsonic Wave Gun
+ Super Strength Gene Augments
+ GiLiMess Laser System
+ [Scorpio Care] vastly increases health and loyalty of domain populace
+ [Scorpion Leather Jackets]
+ [ScorpioTV]
+ [Sexy Science TV], increasing the loyalty of your populace as well as improving your recruitment rolls for new science personnel.
+ [SHONEN Blueprints]
DNA:
+ Cow
+ Elephant
+ Robin
In Progress:
+ SHONEN Construction 3/6
+ Building Repair 2/8
+ C-List Corporate Combat 5/10
+ [LIGHTLY WOUNDED]
+ All Buildings [RUINED]
1-3. His allies were moving against the Skeleton menace and so was Scorpio, the spectacle of gunfire before him was one to behold and yet he couldn't avert his eyes from his phone. He had received a message that his Security was mobilizing for one last hurrah. They couldn't possibly hope to resist the sheer limitless power they would go up against. Perhaps the wealth of man did not lay in their paycheck after all. The CEO smiled to himself, a thought he would certainly never share with his shareholders. GiLiMess was certainly moving into position as well, all he could do now would be to buy more time. Supreme Overcommander Quartet 1 had decided to go up against Skeleton Prime, a display of daring bravery a famous daredevil like Scorpio could impossibly let slide. It was time to teach Skeleton Prime that Earth belonged to the Earthlings and he could fuck off back to wherever he came from. "You've taken up enough of our time. I've put in the lawsuit and the people have judged, I'm evicting you on grounds of eminent domain!".
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fdcaa9 No.52633
| Rolled 15, 83, 46 = 144 (3d100) |
Name: Raphael Hench
Age: 25
Origin Story: Raphael the long lost brother of jack hench, at the news of his brothers death he decided to try to follow in his footsteps. Eventually, he ended up in the back alley with some goons and was about to get killed, it was then where he manifested his brothers power and two nameless mooks came to his rescue. Now he aims for vengance against the skeleton legion
Blood Type: O+
Domain: Away from the skeleton legion
Signature Color: Anything but orange is preferable
Superpowers: [Super Charisma], [B-List Mook Summoning], [D-List Device Invention] [C-list Super Dodging]
Equipment: [5 Skeleton Laser Rifles]. [Destructive Ion Singularity Ordinance Projector– DISOP]
[Mesmerizing Turban Of The Great Edwardini], an immensely powerful psionic artifact that bends people and animals to your will as long as the pinwheel is spinning; in combat, you must dedicate one of your "rolls" to keeping it going and commanding anyone me mesmerized by it.This fearsome headress can even temporarily mesmerize Cyber Skeletons, but they get a resistance roll with each round with increasing bonuses.
Followers: Ben and Jerry [A-List Mooks[ Seasoned Mooks, 3 Mook Lifters, [3 Mook Battalions] [Willy Three-Dicks], who has C-List [Piloting]. [2 Elite Mook Battalions.] [Arsenal] He possesses B-List Shooting, Endurance, Mutagen Combat and Weapons Training.
Renown: D-List
Weakness: [Reboot] - Raphael is subject to a strange and bewildering phenomenon well known in the superhero community as "reboot," where powers are manifested in tangentially related individuals upon one super's death, with minor details in the "new" super's lives spontaneously switching and swapping to make things work. Self-aware of this phenomenon, you find that it resonates worryingly through the psionic sea. Your Critfail Threshold is 5 and below.
Other shit I have: [5 Skeleton Scrap]. 3 [Broken Cropdusters]. [Transport Chinook].
Action 1: Keep moving in more and more troops until /everyone/ is there, and then proceed towards the capital
Action 2-3: Create another mook, Hench needed better and better mooks, if he was to stop prime after all! This one shall be merged with the Turban! using one of his great equipments to create a distinctive mind-controlling mook!
Status: [Healthy]
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8ec103 No.52639
| Rolled 18, 18, 77 = 113 (3d100) |
On phone, stats later:
1-3. Ignore man, play with yarn.
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a833be No.52640
| Rolled 75, 82, 2 = 159 (3d100) |
Age: 60
Blood Type: None
Signature Color: Lavender
Domain: somewhere in Texas
Superpowers: [A-List Super Sorcery], [A-List Electricity Control], [C-List Electricity Resistance][B-List Void Magic][C-List Mage Kinesis][D-List Ethereal Jaunt]
Structures: Ley Node, [V.U. Mobility], [Brineborn Nest] [Empowered Scrying Tower]
[Porkblister University]
[Esteemed Teaching Staff]
Equipment: [Dark Lord's Cloak], [Dark Lord's Wand], [7 Magical Batteries][Scuba Gear][Harpoon Gun][Brineborn Allies] [Nice Yacht][Small Boat Squadron][EVIL Wax][Strange Mermaid Trident][1 Jazzbarge Wreckage][5 Skeleton Scrap][Rot Siren P.R. Float][Pile of Stolen Wands][Neil's Haunted Keyboard][Pile of Mana-Charged Psi-Crystals]6 [Cyber Skeleton Scrap][V.U. Headmaster Hat][Soulforged Cigar].
Followers:[5 Elite Death Beaters][12 Death Beaters][26 Novice Death Beaters][Wendigo Tribe][Brineborn Allies][5 Rot Sirens][The Bokor][Beau LaCroix][6 Moroi Vampires][3 Aztec Mantraps][3 Bloodfruit][Botched Jenni Mantrap][Order Of the Manticore Zombies][Manticore Shadow Wraiths][Porkblister Students][Ghost Squad][5 Porkblister's Relics][Porkblister's Headmaster Hat][Hexed Banana Sticker][3 Wyrdwraiths][Ukrainian Bag of Holding][6 Spectres]
[Wizarding Support: Very Cooperative]
Training: [Amphibious Combat Tactics]
Renown: C-List
Weakness: [Waldough Whaters And The Shocking Susceptibility] - You are one of the last surviving members of D.O.O.M, the Distinguished Order Of Malefactors. Your dark power is hindered, of course, by the existence of Waldough Whaters, a fleet-footed yet courageous boy. You are at a drastic penalty to interactions with Superheros or innocent folk. Roll an additional unmodified 1d100 per turn: this represents what Waldough is up to as he eludes your grasp…
Magi-Skeleton Corpses 9/10
>an now cast a spell to teleport to the Underworld and back for the duration of a turn, but doing so will destroy half of the Crystal pile
[Vladimire's Army]
#1 finding El Dorado. even before its upgrades by the modern wizarding arts, it would be a quest which could drive both men and wizard mad. but compared to the great task of finding the boy, this was child's play to the Dark Lord. it was natural that abomination Prime would move the golden city to his remaining stronghold in the northeast. perhaps New York, as that loud mouthed Mastermind proclaimed? there is a huge battle looming there, and that mechanical clankering lich would likely muster what is left of his power, magic or otherwise. 3/4
#2 with just the last of the Magi-Skeletons to be dispatched, perhaps with just one more or not, Lord Vladimire prepares himself to complete his task and then summon the ancestor spirits to grant him the blessing of the artefacts and bestow upon him the title of High Wizard. he would be the first High Wizard 9/10
#3 Vladimire will brook no questions to his authority. as he is now truly the leader of Wizard kind and about to gain the very blessing of the five founders, he intends to hammer this into the minds of all. he had hoped to reconquer the golden city first, but desperate times call for desperate measures. once he is assured of his victory against the magic skeletons, he intends to hold an emergency session of magical congress at the "emergency" capital of Colon Michigan, the 'magic capital' held in the open under the age old ruse that magic is nothing more than smoke and mirrors. there, he will force Congress to vote him into office immediately as the new President of the Magical United States.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoaUYcwEpSw
simultaneous to this he will have the ancestors bequeath him the five founders relics in full crystal ball network, and claim the title of High Wizard. all congressmen and state leaders shall swear an oath of loyal to him, which he will bind their oaths with the founder relics. he will have their unwavering loyalty unto death and beyond, whether they want it or not!
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41c3d2 No.52789
| Rolled 4, 82, 17 = 103 (3d100) |
>>52639
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41c3d2 No.53092
>>52549
>>52547
>>52550
Groaning and creaking, the great metal behemoth slammed its fists into the hot, crumbling earth, pulling with every iota of its mechanical might to try and free itself from the churning pit of magma that Dragoon had torn open. Even as it did so the hematite-hewn hero spread his rocky wings and took to the sky, lazily knocking aside the rockets and slugs that RANDY SAVAGE shot his way from his shoulder ports. As Dragoon began spinning his spear, the clouds above the battlefield parted, and all present could see Dragoon's gem-studded figure hurtling upward in a sharp arc, gathering momentum and speed, free hand outstretched to clench and crush at the mech's waist and hips with half-molten spires of jagged rock.
Carved psi-gems the size of compact cars rolled upwards in the machine's sockets, crackling as they let loose a humming bolt of iridescent purple energy straight for the flying hero, curving around as he dodged to come at him from the left– then the right– then behind him, forcing him to waste precious iotas of momentum and time with dodging. As Dragoon opened his maw and prepared to bathe the oncoming laser in dragonfire, seeking to stop it or perhaps weaken it, the loathsome bolt slammed into a purple screen and promptly exploded in an eye-watering conflagration of violet and indigo, the force of which propelling Dragoon even further into the air. He barely had time to register that it was Q1 that stopped the laser and erected the barrier– hand outstretched towards him, said hand promptly disintegrating under the strain of the maneuver.
As Dragoon reached the apex of his flight, he exhaled one herculean breath, and bathed his Mantlespear in a nimbus of crackling dragonflame, trailing magnificent embers of green, red and orange behind him as he tucked his wings in and went for a dive. Focusing all of his power into his arm, into every molecule of his spear, clenching the sheer power of a million years of magical might– Dragoon thrust the weapon forward as he arced down from the heavens to plunge the flaming, quivering tip right into the great mech's back, clean through the middle of its chest. The force of the impact rattled the ground and tore boulders asunder, shattering the support struts with a concussive snap and ejecting a gout of molten metal and psi-plasma discharge from RANDY SAVAGE’s chest.
The machine's eyes didn't dim, though– as it reeled back and looked down towards its perforated chest, those chiseled orbs grew brighter and brighter, great crackling bolts of psionic energy splintering from its ruined, melted chest, gathering and swirling around a single point– where its core once was before it was wiped from existence by Dragoon's coup de grace. The hero tore his weapon from the mech's chest and kicked off in flight, gritting his teeth. He wasn't going to get away in time– he wasn't going to make it before the mech blew–
Then, there was a mighty flash of purple alongside a nova-esque surge of pink, and where there was once air around the mech and the magma-pit there was only a shimmering, psionic curtain, behind which Dragoon could vaguely discern the mech exploding with cataclysmic force– enough to send great cracks and fissures through the earth for miles in every direction despite the desperate, last-minute shield. The detonation went on for minutes, long enough for Dragoon to fly back to his starting point and slam his feet back onto the ground, and when it was over, the shield shattered. A pile of smoking slag and crystal dust fell into the great molten chasm, and all was still.
Beside Dragoon, Q1 fell to his knees, gasping. His crystal leg shattered as he did, vanishing into atoms, and the rest of his body began to follow suit– the glow vanishing rapidly from his cybernetic extremities up to his chest as his crystalline body began to sublimate.
"I… cannot cling to this plane of… existence, anymore," rattled Atore Cervello, turning his rapidly fading eyes to Dragoon. "His tools… are breaking… his control… fading… if he succeeds… if he wins… even he can't understand the ramifications…
"I expedited this evil… upon the multiverse. In helping stop it… I will be deader than dead. I cannot make up… for the atrocities I have wrought… feeding in to Prime's lies… but promise me this, hero… that you will kill him. Or die trying."
Before Dragoon can even respond, the last portions of Q1's crystalline skull vanish into ephemeral vapor, and with a final, relieved sigh, his metal husk falls to the ground. Behind him, a faint clattering can be heard from D.C. as the last few skeletons under his control fall inert as well.
Q1 is destroyed. D.C. is taken. The path is clear.
DRAGOON: Gain C-List Flying. Gain A-List Super Strength.
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41c3d2 No.53093
>>52553
>>52554
Prime's fist and Scrufftron's own collided with a mighty snapping noise, both fighters pivoting to their left before pulling their arms back and bringing them up to guard. Scrufftron made the first move, laying into the skeletal tyrant with a flurry of jabs and hooks, most of them finding purchase on Prime's forearms and shoulders. There was one particularly spirited right cross that landed on Prime's jaw, but an instant later the crystalscape went upside-down as Prime grabbed Scrufftron's arm and slammed him bodily into the ground. A fist came down on Scrufftron's face, once, twice, then an elbow to his eye socket– and Scrufftron then had the sense to grasp Prime's crotch and hurl him head-first into the floor beside him. Prime rolled away onto his feet, crouching low, slapping aside Scrufftron's incoming low kick, ducking away from the follow-up horizontal axe-kick with barely a millimeter to spare. As Scrufftron regained his balance, he crossed his arms to absorb the force from Prime's rising uppercut, cursing as he nearly fell over from the sheer weight behind the blow. He reached out to jab but Prime beat him to it, clenching the first in one hard palm and slamming his own knuckles into Scrufftron's elbow joint with a painful crack, then throwing him, again, this time much further, with Scrufftron bouncing and sliding along the invisible floor before coming to a stop.
"You mock my mother tongue? Disrespectful churl." Skeleton Prime cracked his knuckles, his eyes flaring bright as he began to walk forward again. "I would return the favor, but your mongrel-speak is hardly worth the effort. I will be sure to wipe it from the multiverse when we are through– when I have become one with PRIME and brought UNITY to all existence!"
Prime stopped just a yard from Scrufftron, looking up as the crystalscape suddenly flashed maroon– and in the distance, faint and ephemeral, there appeared a third figure. Wearing slacks and a dress shirt, his wrists bloodied as if from shackles, the lean, black-haired man curled his lip in a sneer as he watched the bout.
"Atore…" Prime murmured, his eyes cutting back to Scrufftron. "My finest tool has fallen… they will be coming for me! They will be MISSING one of their number!"
Prime planted his feet and assumed another boxing stance. "Get up, child," he snarled to Scrufftron. "Get up so that I may unmake you!"
Scrufftron: you are now [LIGHTLY WOUNDED].
BEGIN ROUND 2 OF SCRUFFTRON-VS-OSSEUS ANIMA MEA
>>52557
1/2. Mecha Construction 13/15. The laser-channels are laid into place and the last of the combat plating is bolted to the machine's chassis, ensuring that it will be able to lay down concussive waves of laser fire without delay and in the most mind-bendingly obtuse directions possible. Work is finished on the basic connection struts to the control locus, though some more fine tuning is left before the mech is truly operational– almost all of it on the machine's 'head', its primary cockpit.
3. B-List Martial Trance 10/15. Pa'Trikk and Dark Sanguinus are awed at the intensity of Bob's fighting power when under his trance but are determined to push him to his limits, forcing his concentration to its absolute peak by letting loose with lethal, perilous blows when his attention is too focused on one or the other. Their latest training bout subsequently leaves them tired and sweaty but well-improved.
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41c3d2 No.53094
>>52569
>>52579
Roaring, SKULLMASTER charges the Glue Man, arms outstretched, only for Gabe to vault over him with stretchy springy speed, slapping him hard on the shoulders as he does. Coming to a neat stop, Gabe turns, grinning for the camera as the Skullmaster wheels around and lunges. His hands clasp Skullmaster's arms and then he stretches his own arms out, completely encasing the muscle-bound brute's limbs in his own stretchy, constrictor-like hews. Only once he's sure that the skullmaster is well and truly trapped does he kick out his leg and hop up, soaring fifteen feet into the air to bring his foe into the mat, seeking to break his mask with the sheer force of the blow–
But when Gabe comes to ground there's a most queer slapping noise as the SKULLMASTER rolls with the momentum of the move, flipping onto his feet and lifting Gabe into the air in kind. Grunting, he brings his arms forward to trap Gabe in an ULTRATIGHT TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER and then, without further ado, leaps another 15 feet up and slams Gabe's head into the mat. The hero's skull flattens and squishes with the impact and his arms coil back to where they should be. That blow would have killed him… if he weren't THE GLUEMAN, that is.
Sneering, Skullmaster brings his boot up for a punishing stomp, only for Gabe to lunge away at the last second and lean onto the ropes, reaching up to smoosh his head back into its proper shape. It seems that the SKULLMASTER has a few tricks up his sleeve yet…
You are now [Battered].
BEGIN ROUND 4 OF THE GLUEMAN-VS-THE SKULLMASTER
>>52633
1. Hench manages to airlift the rest of his mook army into the operational zone– but then he realizes that he forgot all of their food, water and hairspray, and some time is lost airlifting all THAT across the border, too. At least his troops are all in place, though…
2/3. Chucking the turban into the flask and waiting an hour, Hench extracts the glittering serum and plunges the syringe into his latest mook's chest. Twisting and writhing, the hypnotist-to-be's head slowly morphs and shifts, forming a turban out of bone and sinew with a grotesque third eye with multiple pupils and irises in place of a spinning pinwheel. Despite his grotesque appearance, though, the newly-christened EDWARDINI DUE is smarter than he was just minutes prior and is the very epitome of manners!
Gain [Edwardini Due], who has A-List Hypnotism, Psionic Resistance, Super Intellect, B-List Hypno-Combat and C-List Scamming.
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41c3d2 No.53095
>>52595
1/2/3. Hank and his troops make haste past the smoldering ruins of D.C., rushing to support THE MASTERMIND in the grand and final offensive against the diabolical forces of Skeleton Prime– a much greater evil than even the old D.O.O.M., to be sure! Overhead, GiLiMeSS slowly lumbers into place, lasers and other munitions ready to fire at the slightest notice. Though Quartet 1 appeared to be destroyed, there were plenty of other allies: the dragon-man, a henchman-loving fellow, and supposedly that heroic freakazoid in Florida would soon make an appearance, all of this relayed to Scorpio through the efforts of one of his interns. At the behest of his PR department he plans one last shirtless photo-shoot– even if he perishes, perhaps his fashion line won't…
YOUR FORCES ARE NOW [IN PLACE] FOR THE FINAL CONFRONTATION.
>>52583
1/2/3. Army Group Center pushes forward through the breach Dragoon has helped make with rapid speed, destroying outpost after outpost and levelling many Skeletal forces in their ruthless advance. The other army groups encounter more resistance, though, and stall out fighting a ferocious, last-ditch counterattack carried out by Jazzhulks, Skelehulks, Praetorians and other heavy-hitters of the Skeleton army. The Mastermind's foes fight with wild abandon, displaying none of the quixotic prudence that they have previously. The figure holding their reigns must have his attention diverted elsewhere… or perhaps he's simply let those reins slip, hoping that raw fury will outpace the Mastermind's determination. Whatever the cause, when one factors in the support of the Mastermind's allies, Prime's defeat looks… inevitable….
ARMY GROUP CENTER IS NOW [IN PLACE] FOR THE FINAL CONFRONTATION.
>>52588
>>52589
Lash after lash of the chain and axe convey the Hell-Rider's fury at the smug demoness before him– but she dodges and weaves away from every blow, baring jagged onyx teeth as his latest flaming lash slams limply into the ground and leaves her unscathed. "You think your hate has any value here?" she chides. "Little man, you really overestimate your worth to us."
Snarling, Douglas ducks underneath a flaming snap-kick and scoops the demon-woman up in his arms to deliver a spine-shattering suplex, but she wriggles out of his grasp to box his ears with his knees and pull his feet out from under him. Once she has him on the ground, she grabs a leg, and an arm, and starts pulling on both, intending on forcing them to touch each other, heedless of the Hell-Rider's pained grunts to the contrary.
"When Skeleton Prime kills you all and turns the cosmos to soup, we'll be there, hungry. When he pours earth after earth's worth of souls into Hell's open mouth, we'll cheer him on. And when SOMEthing finally turns him to dust, we'll gobble up all the souls he's fused to his miserable mind and take our time torturing him until all is nothing and nothing is all again… and when we do, not one of us will even REMEMBER the name 'Douglas Green,' because in the end, nothing you do will have mattered."
Persephone is interrupted by a gunshot, and a 9mm bullet finds its way into the back of her head. Frowning and looking over her shoulder, she (and the Hell-Rider) behold none other than Douglas' gang, Whip Monks and all, hopping off their bitchin' rides to lend their fearless leader a hand!
You are now [BADLY WOUNDED].
BEGIN ROUND 5 OF HELL-RIDER-VS-PERSEPHONE TWICE-DEAD
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41c3d2 No.53096
>>52640
1. The Dark Lord can never be denied– he finds all things in time, and soon, he finds the Golden City itself– nestled in the backwoods of the blasted, lifeless place that was New York. Sending his strongest and most capable mages to scout the place, they return with fantastic news– there are still some things that Prime hasn't yet plundered, artifacts and trinkets that were so cleverly hidden only a true-born wizard could even conjure up the abstract and ridiculous thought processes needed to cue in on their existence.
Gain [El Dorado], a new and ready-to-use base of operations for the FINAL CONFLICT that also grants you a +5 bonus to Scrying and Enchanting rolls. Gain [Chel's Loincloth], a silky pink garment that grants the user an immense bonus to persuasion and leadership rolls as it enhances the user's natural beauty. Gain the [Golden Pitch], a bucket of viscous gold fluid that can burn through even magical protections once set aflame, good for 3 uses. Gain the [Younger Wand], a gruesomely carved gold-inlaid artifact that makes your spells seem pathetic and weak, allowing you to fool your opponents into a false sense of security and opening the doorway for cunning sandbagger tactics.
2. The last of the Magi-Skeletons is found– skulking in the pits and crypts of El Dorado, Vladimire flushes him out and corners him in the catacombs, anticipating his next spell– something to collapse the walls in, or perhaps suck out the air. With a flick of his wrist, the Lightning-Death Lord counters both incantations and mercilessly bathes his foe in a blinding torrent of magical fury, stripping away the wards and psi-magical shielding to leave nothing but a twitching, blackened husk. A simple Slapping Spell finishes it off.
You have now destroyed all of Skeleton Prime's noteworthy Magi-Skeletons, and may give them up as an offering to the petty spirits of wizards past. They can't deny you your rightful title of HIGH WIZARD now!
3. Vladimire teleports himself into the capital with his full retinue in tow, bringing with him the hat, the relics and his pile of scrap in tow. Only when the battered, meagre delegations of Wizardingkind arrive, cramming themselves into the stuffy and dimly-lit congress chamber (cunningly disguised as a gift shop), does Vladimire key the Ball Network into function. He offers up the pile of scraps to the relics, and the hazy images of the founders appear. They're… less than pleased.
"We had… little doubt in your prowess," sighed Solomon. "But you have put these monsters to rest. And you are, we suppose, the strongest…"
"Doddering, evil fool!" growled Jodrick. "Were the state of things not so dire, we would consume you!"
"And yet, by magical law," Jose chided, lifting a finger, "we would not be so foolish as to rescind our deal! You have saved wizardkind and banished the monsters."
"Under better circumstances, we wish we were gathered, but it can't be helped." Ravena lifted her chin. "Vladimire, as the strongest remaining wizard, we bequeath unto you our relics…"
"And we bequeath upon you," croaked Frontenac, "the most esteemed title… of HIGH WIZARD!"
There was silence in the room for a moment, and then one of the Death Beaters stamped his feet and began to chant. "High Wizard Vladimire… High Wizard Vladimire…!" he bellowed, the rest of the Death Beaters following suit, and then, one by one, so did the rest of the Magical Congress, until their chanting of 'HIGH WIZARD VLADIMIRE!!!' was a crescendo that drowned out all sound, even Vladimire's heartbeat! All sound except a whisper–
"Rubber."
The chant died voice by voice, all present turning to a hooded figure by the door that had gone unnoticed until now. As the room fell silent again, Vladimire turned to admonish the fool– only for the figure to speak.
"Rubber! It's rubber! His great weakness– his powers can't do ANYTHING to rubber!"
Vladimire's jaw dropped, and the boy reached up to throw back his hood, revealing himself to be Waldough– and yet not! It had Waldough's face, Waldough's plunger-shaped scar, but from the chin down it was a mess of glowing blue crystal and cybernetics. Waldough Whaters shot Vladimire a shit-eating grin and glanced around at the congressmen.
Said congressmen rapidly disapparated, one by one, their faces in a look of stony acceptance. Vladimire lunged to smite not-Waldough from existence, the boy spread his arms and welcomed the oncoming blast, and in a thunderous crack the Congress chamber was blasted asunder to let the pale light of day in. In the dusty illumination, there was only Vladimire and his most loyal remaining in the chamber– with Waldough's smoldering, ruined corpse.
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41c3d2 No.53097
>>52640
Gain [Jodrick's Charm], [Frontenac's Compass], [Jose's Pistol-Wand], [Ravena's Glasses], and [The Cloak Of Solomon], each granting you a +6 bonus to ALL combat rolls!
Gain the title of [High Wizard], granting you a +15 bonus to interactions with magical beings and a +5 to interactions with Muggles– since any title prefixed by "High" impresses their simple minds.
Replace your existing Weakness with the following:
[High Wizard Vladimire and the Rubber Rebound] - Your sole weakness is the stretchy, bouncy stuff known the world over as rubber– a weakness you have kept under wraps, until Prime, through Waldough, revealed it to the whole remainder of the Wizard World. Your magical and electrical powers are completely useless against any opponent sufficiently insulated by rubber; artifacts created by other entities are exempt from this weakness.
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41c3d2 No.53098
>>52639
>>52789
"You mangy TWAT!" reeled the linen-clad loon, great spools of thread unfurling from his fingertips to try and choke the life out of Mr. President, "Stop that, stop that, stop that! Eight years it's taken me to make all this– I won't have a– a CAT take it from me!"
To Mr. President, though, it was all fun and games! To catch all of the yarns, he sprouted as many extra paws as he could, swiping and gnawing with abandon, rapidly shredding great swathes of the tapistry to pieces. Even when the yarn started to coil around him he didn't feel fear– but rather, elation, because it had been so long since he had so much to play with. With a tug, he tore the lines from the man's fingers as he rolled around in the shorn fabric, bringing the hooded figure to his knees.
Screaming in autistic fury, the darkness of the hood came alive with thousands of writhing strings, fabric pouring out of his -face- to careen towards Mr. President at bone-crushing speed. Eyes wide, the feisty feline leapt high into the air, catching on a few more hanging, writhing spools of cloth and tearing those apart, too, falling belly-first onto his thready friend's face– which, naturally, he began to knead and claw, heedless of his own terrible strength.
Was the man screaming in pain? Or anger? Or because he was having so much FUN?
Begin ROUND 2 of MR. PRESIDENT-VS-LINENLAD!
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41c3d2 No.53099
ALL PLAYERS may gain one of the following benefits as a result of the game having taken three fucking months to update (because your GM graduated college and has been in the Job Hunt Pit):
-Instant healing of 2 wound ranks.
-A +20 to any one roll.
-A +6 to all three rolls (this doesn't apply to compound rolls).
-A free +2 progress bump to any of your powers or projects.
STATE which one you're taking in your POST.
POST!
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681d23 No.53101
| Rolled 33, 60, 31 = 124 (3d100) |
>>53098
Name: Mr. President
Age: 1 year
Origin Story: Mr. President is a cat that was used in the animal testing phase of the the Mastermind's super power creation program. Mr President was actually the first animal subject to survive the procedure although developed no noticeable powers at the time. What the researchers did not know was that Mr. President did develop powers, the power to biologically adapt and alter it's genetic makeup to the current situation. He used this power to survive the parts of the experiment that were killing other animal subjects. Now with the lab partially destroyed and him free Mr. President does cat things.
Blood Type: A
Signature Color: Brown (again)
Domain: Wherever in Mastermind's territory the super experiment lab was.
Superpowers: A-list Cat Allergies, B-List Adaptation, D-List Power Absorption, B-List Cat Combat (7/20 A list), D-List Purregenration, C-List Multi-Paw (4 Limbs), D-List Skeletal Armor
Equipment: [Collar] [Sunning Spot] [Strange Crystalline "Toy"] [Strange Coyote Corpse] 3 [Strange Glowing Cybernetics] [Pile of Twitching Amalgamate Parts]
Followers:
Renown: Starts at D-List
Weakness: [Cat] - You are a cat. A super-powered cat with a certain level of uncanny cunning, but… a cat nonetheless. You are unable to take many actions such as diplomatic endeavors, gaining followers, and anything involving opposable thumbs.
[Petted] Bonus, adding a one-time +10 to a roll of your choice.
Health: Healthy
Taking the +2 progress to A-List Cat combat. Glad to see you didn't die to a drive by and good luck on the job hunt. I know that pain all too well.
1-3. Mr. President knows the scream of accidentally clawing someone he is playing with. He retracts his claws and goes back to playing with the string. Absorbing the man's power of string manipulation to untangle himself when needed and slow down the string for a good strike.
+A-list Cat Allergies
+B-List Adaptation
+D-List Power Absorption
+B-List Cat Combat (7/20 A list)
+D-List Purregenration
+C-List Multi-Paw (4 Limbs)
+D-List Skeletal Armor
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77206d No.53105
| Rolled 16, 98, 61 = 175 (3d100) |
>>53099
Name: Scruftron- (Real name Scruffy)
Age: 28
Origin Story: Once a mild mannered entry-level Janitor at a secret military instillation, Pvt. Scruffy was selected for secret goverment experiments in creating Artificial supers. He was infused with Neodymium enriched Iron as a substitute for the iron in his blood. The effect of this experiment gave the gift of Magnetism! He could fling great blocks of steel with a flick of the wrist! Pry open vault doors with his mind! Bend spoons! The potential was limitless! Except that the metal actually had to be magnetic… And he's afraid of spiders.
Blood Type: AB-
Signature Color: Orange
Domain: somewhere in Nebaska
Superpowers: [A-List Magnetism], [B-List Janitorial Skills], [A-List Staff Combat], [Greater Psionic Resistance], [Psionic Crystal Integration], [ C-List Multi-Limb Combat], [Shadow Empathy]
Equipment:
+ [ Psi-Alloy Ō-yoroi]
+ [Super Strong Strange Naginata]
+ [Psi-Adamant Warboots]
+ [Heavy Laser Spray]
+ [Slave Unit]
>Extra Equipment:
+[Psion-Alloy Armor]
+[Cyber Alloy Armor]
+[Janitorial Armor D-list]
>Allies:
+[The Psychonaut]
>Followers:
+ [1 Janitorial Captains]
+ [23 Janitor Elites]
+ [18 Janitors]
+ [16 Janitor Strippers]
+ [65 Robo-Janitors]
+ [Doctor Phillip]
+ [Kenny the Roboticist]
+ [Windex] - the Invisible Marauder.
+ [Bucketboy] - the water-slinging floorwasher. [Handheld Waterjet Cutter], [Masterwork War Bucket]
+ [Scour] - the bombshell that can disintegrate objects with her touch.
+ [Harvey] - a mountain of a man that soaks up punishment like a sponge.
+ [Dura-Dong] - Man with a Iron will, and a Iron Cock.
+ [Nate the Ever-Bater] - [B-List Powerfisting], [Duraweave Janitor's Cap]
>All Super Team members now equipped with [Doxy Armor]
Renown: B-list
Weakness: [Eight Legged Freaks] - Spiders and spider-like creatures give you a severe penalty to all rolls.
>Buildings:
+ [Ultra-Advanced Laser Repeater Factory]
+ [Robo-Janitor Foundry] +3 Robo-Janitors/turn
+ [Scruff Base-Heavy Metal Version]+[EMP Fields]&[Tank Traps]&[Tank Turret Emplacement]
+ [Forge]
+ [Janitorial Barracks]
+ [Skeleton Tripwires]
+ [Psionic Meditation Chamber]
>Other Stuff
+ [Hunk Of Steel Sculpture].
+ [Low Weapons Supply]
+ [Scruffy's Porn Stash]
+ [Skelly Scrap Research]
+ [Repulsion Tech]
+ [Abandoned Tactical]
+ [162 Scrufftech Laser Repeaters] +8/turn
+ [80 Skeleton Scrap]
+ [1 Repurposed Jazzbarge]
+ [Quartet 3's Head]
+ [Head of Ankou Trombone's Vestige]
+ [Super Laser Pointer]
+ [Inert "Doxy"]
+ [Doxy Armor Schematics]
>Research
D-List Multi-Limb Martial Arts 3/4
Questionably Placed Cyber Grafting 20/???
Psionic Invulnerability 12/15
>[Battered]
>[Incomplete] - 10 penalty to all rolls as your near-completed grafts direct excess energy into your mind. Completion of grafts will remove the penalty.
1/2/3. Scrufftron wipes the blood and spittle from his lips, rising to his feet and casting a contemptuous glance at the crystalline figure looking down upon him. He steadies himself before speaking, standing mirrored to the Arbiter of Order in this void between the realities of this universe, the myriad of purple spheres that seemed to be growing ever larger even tinting the blackness itself a slight shade of violet.
"Many like you have risen, claiming to bring unity, to bring order to this world, and to all worlds.'
Standing behind Scrufftron was the world he currently defended, the lone opposition to Prime's dominance of the multiverse, gleaming in its own radiant blue and green hue, and torn asunder by the war that Prime raged to subdue it.
"…but what all you share, that you fail to realize, is that Order is the aberration, the sickness - and that no matter how strong the will, how devote the man, your crusade will fail, and you will be subject to the force that I serve, that all men must serve and answer to; Chaos."
Scrufftron raises his fists, beckoning the form of Prime onward.
"Now, you Tyrian tinpot Tyrant, let us decide the fate of worlds."
> Instant Healing of 2 Wound ranks
And almost as if the universe agreed with his summation, Scrufftron felt vigor returning to him, wounds receding and healing shut. Truly this was the answer he was searching for…
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fdcaa9 No.53114
| Rolled 76, 71, 46 = 193 (3d100) |
>>53094
Name: Raphael Hench
Age: 25
Origin Story: Raphael the long lost brother of jack hench, at the news of his brothers death he decided to try to follow in his footsteps. Eventually, he ended up in the back alley with some goons and was about to get killed, it was then where he manifested his brothers power and two nameless mooks came to his rescue. Now he aims for vengance against the skeleton legion
Blood Type: O+
Domain: Away from the skeleton legion
Signature Color: Anything but orange is preferable
Superpowers: [Super Charisma], [B-List Mook Summoning], [D-List Device Invention] [C-list Super Dodging]
Equipment: [5 Skeleton Laser Rifles]. [Destructive Ion Singularity Ordinance Projector– DISOP]
[Mesmerizing Turban Of The Great Edwardini], an immensely powerful psionic artifact that bends people and animals to your will as long as the pinwheel is spinning; in combat, you must dedicate one of your "rolls" to keeping it going and commanding anyone me mesmerized by it.This fearsome headress can even temporarily mesmerize Cyber Skeletons, but they get a resistance roll with each round with increasing bonuses.
Followers: Ben and Jerry [A-List Mooks[ Seasoned Mooks, 3 Mook Lifters, [3 Mook Battalions]
[Willy Three-Dicks], who has C-List [Piloting]. [2 Elite Mook Battalions.]
[Arsenal] He possesses B-List Shooting, Endurance, Mutagen Combat and Weapons Training.
Edwardini Due], who has A-List Hypnotism, Psionic Resistance, Super Intellect, B-List Hypno-Combat and C-List Scamming.
Renown: D-List
Weakness: [Reboot] - Raphael is subject to a strange and bewildering phenomenon well known in the superhero community as "reboot," where powers are manifested in tangentially related individuals upon one super's death, with minor details in the "new" super's lives spontaneously switching and swapping to make things work. Self-aware of this phenomenon, you find that it resonates worryingly through the psionic sea. Your Critfail Threshold is 5 and below.
Other shit I have: [5 Skeleton Scrap]. 3 [Broken Cropdusters]. [Transport Chinook].
Action 1: Its time for the final battle! head towards the place where SKELETON PRIME would be!
Action 2-3: With the turban having been merged he looked for other things, the DISOP was his and such would not be used for any of his mooks. Instead, he thinks back to the consistent things he'd done throughout this long journey, indeed there was always ONE thing that he had. His pina colada! "Ben, get me another pina colada, Jerry get me one of them mooks we got some MERGING to do!" he rubs his hands, this would be his most powerful mook so far.
Status: [Healthy]
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41c3d2 No.53116
| Rolled 39, 76, 27 = 142 (3d100) |
>>53105
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fdcaa9 No.53117
>>53114
Didnt see the 20+ option thing so im taking that so rolls are 96 91 and 66
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8f1385 No.53118
| Rolled 55, 88, 67 = 210 (3d100) |
>>53099
Name: Hank Scorpio (Handsome ScorpioCorp CEO)
Age: Average
Origin Story:
This incredible visionary is a genius entrepreneur who made lots of money with all sorts of space weapon technology. Which is also where his ambitions lie. In space. But all that aside for now, born with incredible super intelligence Hank Scorpio does whatever he can to provide a relaxed work environment for all his employees while they bring about the end of the world. Or happen to save it.
Blood Type: ABC
Signature Color: Pink
Domain: Phoenix, Arizona
Superpowers:
+ Super Intellect
+ OMEGA Regeneration Chip
+ Laser Integration System
+ A-List Physical Fitness
+ B-List Tackling
+ C-List Tackling
+ C-List High-Tech Marksmanship
+ C-List Bass Playing
+ C-List Super Strength (Untrainable)
+ C-List Device Invention
+ D-List Tool Creation
+ D-List Bass Playing
+ D-List Corporate Combat
Followers:
+ [AI Scorpio]
+ [Sprinkly Boy]
+ A-Team
+ 4 Living Metal Corporate Executives
+ 18 Scorpion Mercenaries
+ 23 Living Metal Mercs
+ 10 Living Metal Marauders
+ 10 Living Metal Commandos
+ 5 [Living Metal Conscript Regiments]
+ Weapons Expert
Equipment:
+ [Most Uncomfortable Chair], a sitting apparatus that you're pretty sure is the most uncomfortable thing ever intentionally designed by man. Using it for any roll in a turn confers a -5 penalty to the roll; however, every turn you use it gives you a +2 bonus for the first turn after stopping its use, up to a maximum of +30.
+ [Mbele Horizon Omni-Occasional Power Suit]
+ [Blue Suit]
+ [Reinforced Scorpio Leather Jacket]
+ [Hell-Touched Bass Guitar]
+ Blueprint Briefcase
+ Medium-High Funds
+ 38 Energy Rifles
+ 38 Subsonic Wave Guns
+ 1 Gold-Plated Subsonic Wave Gun
+ 1 Wall-Buster
+ 3 [Space Rockets]
+ [Psion Tainted Fragments]
+ 60 Skeleton Scrap
Giantic Weird Follower Space Stations:
+ GiLiMeSS
Renown: B-List
Buildings:
+ Research Lab
+ Ad-Tech Factory
+ Auto Training Facility
+ Upgraded Research Lab
+ Scorpio's Suits and Ties
+ [Scorpio Films] Based on a real story.
+ [Scorpio Arms Factory]+ 2 Energy Rifles and Subsonic Wave Guns per turn.
+ High Tech Ice Cream Factory
Tech:
+ Flawless Biomechanical Regeneration Tech (A-list Regeneration, C-List Endurance)
+ Living Steel Alloy -> Living Alloy Bill (Mercs will be converted to Living Alloy at reasonable rate)
+ Metal Augmentation (Regeneration, Fitness, Split Bodyparts)
+ Superpower Dampener [Locked Out] 4/15
+ Subsonic Wave Gun
+ Super Strength Gene Augments
+ GiLiMess Laser System
+ [Scorpio Care] vastly increases health and loyalty of domain populace
+ [Scorpion Leather Jackets]
+ [ScorpioTV]
+ [Sexy Science TV], increasing the loyalty of your populace as well as improving your recruitment rolls for new science personnel.
+ [SHONEN Blueprints]
DNA:
+ Cow
+ Elephant
+ Robin
In Progress:
+ SHONEN Construction 3/6
+ Building Repair 2/8
+ C-List Corporate Combat 5/10
+ [LIGHTLY WOUNDED]
+ All Buildings [RUINED]
1-3. The time had come. One last battle to determine the fate of the world. It would once and for all be decided how the world remembered Scorpio, if there was anyone left to remember him that was. The last bit of Scorpio's wounds mended themselves as he stepped forward, looking upon the brave corporate employees which had followed the call of duty to defend mankind. They had come from all across the United States seeking refuge with Scorpio Inc. their genes had been restructured, their flesh converted into metal, armed with high tech weaponry and dressed in the most fashionable clothing on earth, barring perhaps Scorpio's own suit. Every one of them was an impressive asset in their own right. "We're going public boys!", Scorpio announced a feeling of pride swelling in his chest as he looked onto his men, "Lets give the investors something to judge us by!".
-Heal for 2 Tiers
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41c3d2 No.53119
>>53117
The +20 boost only applies to one roll. The +6 boost is the one that applies to all 3.
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fdcaa9 No.53121
>>53119
just apply it to the third roll then.
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935a41 No.53122
| Rolled 46, 63, 78 = 187 (3d100) |
>>53092
Name: Alex "Dragoon" Walker
Age: Twenties
Origin Story: Was a Normal Guy until the Spirit of a very old and powerful(at one point) Earth Dragon possessed his body, Now He fights to become strong a retake the world, one rock at a time
Blood Type: AB+
Signature Color: Green
Domain: Northern Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Most of Lousianna including New Orleans, Southern Arkansas, Southern Tennessee, part of North Carolina, and Most of Virginia
>Superpowers:
[A-List Rock Manipulation]
[A-List Endurance]
[A-List Metal Manipulation]
[A-List Magma Manipulation]
[Maximum Dragon Rock Fusion]
[A-List Super Strength]
[B-List Dragon's Breath]
[B-List Physical Fitness]
B-List Spear Combat.
C-List Flying
>Equipment:
[Fortified Base.]
[Enhanced fortifications]
[Improved Infrastructure]
[Superhard Fortresses]
[Skeleton Alloy Ammo]
[Anti-air defenses]
[7 Radio Towers (can reach anywhere East of the Rockies]
[Advanced Training Room.]
[Alloy Armor]
[Masterwork Draconic Adamant Armor].
[Fortified Advanced Research Lab}
[Basic Skelescrap Forge!]
The Mantlespear
8 Skeleton Scrap
[Gilded Dampening Caster]
[Strange Adamantium Box]
2 [Core Gems]
>Followers:
[Mayor of Atlanta]
[18 Armored Veteran Survivors]
3 Scientists
>Research
Jazzhulk Research 3/6
Q2 Breakdown 10/10
[Psi-Crystal Dampening Research.]
[Psi-Lattice Research], giving you a +20 to all combat rolls against cyber-skeletons.
[Strange Vaudeville Parlor]
-Vaudeville Parlor Repair 7/7
-There are 7 spheres, dated 1921 AD(freeing of Prime from his Prison, by Atore Cervello, presumably Q1), 1941 AD(Prime recruiting a psychic named Luigi Bantenicci. Presumably Q2), 1946 AD(Prime in Italy recruiting a crippled war hero), 1953 AD(Prime attacking the Vatican and forcibly ensuring the loyalty of a traitor scientist. Rosetti presumably q4), 1991 AD(Prime getting the allegiance of other heroes as he strips a parallel world life and plans to strip all worlds of life), 2007 AD(Prime and his quartet raiding a crystal cavern of another universe after prime disposed of that world's prime.), and 2013 AD(q4 making the Anti-Paragon gun with Eternity Water.)
-You may now roll an additional d100 to attempt to view the contents of one of the spheres. State which sphere you're trying to decipher when you roll. The threshold for success gets higher and higher with each attempt…
Renown: A-list
Status: Battered
Dragoon looked out at the blasted ruin that was the final resting place of Atore Cervello and RANDY SAVAGE. He had most certainly cleared the way to Skeleton Prime now. Through the earth he could feel the armies of the mastermind approach, them already asking for passage through his lands. Still he could not help feel like a golden opportunity slipped past his fingers. Prime's rebellious Lieutenant would have been a veritable treasure trove of information and quite possibly point out a weakness of Prime's that could be exploited. Growling in frustration the Draconic spearman trundles off to make final preparations for the upcoming assault.
(I choose +20 to one roll )
1.Now that he had some time, Dragoon considered the mysterious box that he had found in the ravaged capital of the United States. Buried amongst the honored dead of Arlington was a most curious item. A box of Adamant with no clear opening to pry or mechanism to unlock. It was a conundrum, one he intended to solve. IF not with his own considerable might? Then with the tools and intellect of those he recruited to his laboratory.
+20
2. Call for my followers. They have done a good job overseeing my territory while I was distracted in battle, but I need them here now. they may not have all the powers and advanced technology that the others do, but they have far more experience and more guile and cunning than any other force here.
3.Finally go seek out the spirit and the demon possessed. They should have been here by now, and since they are not, two things could be the cause. They are dead, or they are fighting. in Either case I will need to know that before the final battle.
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dabaa8 No.53157
| Rolled 22, 23, 50 = 95 (3d100) |
>>53094
>>53099
Name: Gabe "The Glue Man" Degrossi
Age: ~49
Origin Story: Glueman was once a humble man named Gabe Degrossi, working the night shift at a glue manufacturing plant in his hometown of Boston. One night, while working his usual shift, there was a break in, a group of mobsters had a hit out on one of his fellow night guards. Instead of running and getting actual, real police to help however, Gabe took matters into his own hands. Opting to engage the mobsters in close combat with his shitty baton and flashlight. He somehow managed to knock out most of his opponents, but the few who were left ganged up on him, pushing him into a vat of glue where he sat until the next day. He was immediately rushed to the hospital, but the doctors were unable to remove the glue from his body, however, after a few more hours in intensive care, it seemed as though he had entirely become glue, as no traces of human flesh were left. Gabe Degrossi, now Glueman, soon awoke from his coma, he was shunned out of his family because of his horrible new glue-based form. He wallowed in sorry for days before seeing an ad that advertised that a local professional wrestling was hiring, Glueman, needing the money, applied and was hired. He had found his calling, Gabe Degrossi had now become Gabe "The Glue Man" Degrossi, super-powered professional wrestler!
Blood Type: A
Signature Color: Maroon
Domain: Akron, Ohio
Health: [Battered]
Superpowers: [B-List Glue Invulnerability], [C-List Stretching], [C-List Stickiness], [C-List Super Wrestling]
[D-List Chairsmashing] 4/5]
[B-List Super Wrestling 3/15]
Equipment: [Stickproof Spandex Pants], [Glueman's Cape], [Elmer's Metroplex Stadium], [Ricardo Realidad Body Oil]
Weakness: [Gluebody] - Your body is a strange, organic glue-like substance whose elasticity and stickiness you can control at will. You take extreme damage from certain chemical solvents and your body composition makes it easier to shove things into you.
Followers:
[Billy Wombat]
[Psycho Ninja]
[Big Brooski]
[Tetraton Tyreese]
8 [Novice Wrestlers]
Commentators:
[Baboon El Nino]
[Rim Joss]
+HYPE 2/10
+PPV Match 3/3 [LIVE ON THE AIR!]
1/2/3. "Alright Jobmaster, so maybe you ain't such a rookie after all, but that doesn't mean I ain't gunna send you right back to the bingo halls!"
Considering his current position in the corner of the ring, the Glueman will harness the energy of THE BIG DAWG, ROMAN REIGNS and SPEAR THE SKULLMASTER
(Also I'll take that +20 on the roll boss)
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41c3d2 No.53158
| Rolled 64, 95, 13 = 172 (3d100) |
>>53157
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8a7e54 No.53159
>>http://pastebin.com/jqJPHFCr
>Name: The Mastermind
>Age: At least 100
>Blood Type: AB+
>Signature Color: Dark Red
>Domain: New Mexico
>Superpowers: [Super Intellect], [D-List Device Invention] [Awesome Scar] [B-List Entropy] [B-List Sonic Blast (Rock-N-Roll)][B-List Super Singing]
Operation MAGA FOXTROT DELTA - [COMPLETE]
+15 to all resource-gathering rolls, troop movement is fast, and you gain increased resources when rolling to do such.
Operation BELLIGERENT FIST - [COMPLETE]
Operation INSOMNIA FOUNDRY - [COMPLETE]
+15 bonus to creating items, special vehicles and buildings as well as halving the time necessary to create Blankstones
Completing ALL of these items will grant you the [War Ready] bonus, greatly improving your fighting power against the Skeleton hordes. Otherwise, the individual items are their own reward.
+15 bonus to creating items, special vehicles and buildings as well as halving the time necessary to create Blankstones
STAT POST + PROJECTS>>http://pastebin.com/jqJPHFCr
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8a7e54 No.53160
| Rolled 14, 94 = 108 (2d100) |
>>53159
1. MECHNEATO! HURRY YOUR ROBOTIC ASS UP WITH MY NORTH ARMY GROUP AND FLANK THE SKELETONS FROM THE NORTH
2. GENERAL MANSPINE I NEED YOU HERE ON MY LEFT FLANK NOW!
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8a7e54 No.53161
| Rolled 50 (1d100) |
>>53159
High above in low orbit, the DOOM STAR hung like a second moon, a visibly indicator to all forces in the eastern hemisphere that the MASTERMIND personally overlooked his three army groups as they surged across the continent.
The last bastion of Prime stood before them, the skeletal forces striking back with all the rage and fury of a cornered mechanical rat.
Army Group Center lay at the very door to Prime's final lair, and yet the MASTERMIND held them back. He was going to make one final, grand display for all the world to see. He picked up his hell-forged microphone and spoke.
"NOW WITNESS THE FIREPOWER OF MY FULLY OPERATIONAL DOOM STAR.
COMMENCE PRIMARY IGNITION SEQUENCE."
The bombardment would begin, and the Mastermind would levely anything and everything that so much as looked skeletal, gigantic laser beams and hundreds of plasma batteries opened fired on the masterminds foes, as the fire superiority of DOOM would clear the battlefield before the great charge by the army groups.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCU_6IFc9t0
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41c3d2 No.53164
| Rolled 29 (1d100) |
>>53161
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5d5184 No.53177
| Rolled 18, 98, 29 = 145 (3d100) |
>>53095
Name: The Hell-Rider
Age: 26
Origin Story: Douglas Green was just a simple biker before one day he was gunned down in by a member of a rival gang. His soul was sucked directly to help were he was tormented for all of his wrong doings in life. Douglas was however was no ordinary man and set about planning his escape from hell. Taking to ambushing and eating the lesser demon-kin he found himself twisting in both body and mind as he made his way towards the limits of Hell. How exactly he got out at that point not even he remembers is finding himself back in his hometown by the ruins of his old watering hole. Finding himself in the wreckage of the world now ruled by Iron-Bones he has set off to make things right and maybe redeem his soul on the way.
Blood Type: O
Signature Color: Purple
Domain: Northern Texas
Renown: C-List
Powers: [A-List Fire Resistance][A-List Demonic Transformation (gives A-List Super Strength, A-List Endurance and D-List Flight)][C-List Motorcycling][A+-List Guitar Skills][B-List Guitar Combat ][B-List Chain Combat]
Demon-Hog: [B-List Super Speed][D-List Intangibility]
Weakness: [Devil's Reject] - You fought your way out of Hell, but Hell wants your black soul back. Your critical failures can attract OTHER types of attention, you are harmed and repelled by objects of faith, and banishing magic is particularly deadly to you.
Equipment: Hellforged Chain, Demon-Hog, Demonhide Jacket, Wrathful Anointed Stratocaster, BONEZONE HAT
Assets: [Old Biker Clubhouse][Soulforged Cigar][3 Grenades][Tramkit]
[Pick Of The Purple Prince], which allows you to sacrifice a health level to give you the B-List Sonic Blast (Guitar) power for a turn, and improves normal guitar playing by +5,
[Soul-Coal Ring] is styled with a grimacing skull much in the way a silver biker's ring would, but when it's anointed with blood it comes to life, cackling maniacally. You may sacrifice a health level to enact the ring's effect, gaining [A-List Hellfire Blast] for a turn. Additionally, when in combat, you may take a -10 penalty to your roll to try and deal a particularly blood-letting blow with your ring hand. If you win that round, you gain [A-List Hellfire Blast] for the next round.
[Hellconomy], providing a bonus to certain actions such as building, recruitment or infrastructure projects.
Followers: 2 Old Ladies, 9 Road Warriors, Road Huntress, 4 Bikers, 4 Whip "Monks"
—–-
A-List Chain Combat 9/20.
A-List Guitar Combat 13/15.
—–
Take the two levels of healing
1-3. Inspired by the arrival of his men Hell-Rider shall launch into a new barrage against the demonic whore!
"Ya know, you ever feel like you've been fighting someone for months?"
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41c3d2 No.53178
| Rolled 44, 82, 68 = 194 (3d100) |
>>53177
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17f11e No.53195
| Rolled 92, 22, 57 = 171 (3d100) |
>>53093
Name: Lord "Dracula" Bob, King of Greater Wisconsin, "The Wisconsin Vampire", Once and Future King, King Crimson
Age: 30
Origin Story: Fell into a vat of high performance makeup designed for athletes who want to look nice. Which was place conveniently near a costume department store. The fangs make it hard for him to chew and his super powered body needs a lot of nutrients so he drinks all his meals with a nibble hear and there. His now pristine and flawless white skin is very sensitive to light. Before all that he was just a jobless actor who made bad poetry and puns and lived in closet of an apartment with no windows in the basement in a bad neighborhood.
Blood Type: D for Drinks A Lot
Signature Color: Blood Red
Domain: Transylvania Forest (Milwaukee), Greater Wisconsin, [Neo-Camelot], [Renovated Chicago Pier], [Skeletonized Detroit].
Superpowers: [A-List Super Strength], [A-List Super Speed], [C-List Super Stealth], [A-List Hypnotism], [A-List Swordsmanship], [Greater Psionic Resistance], [C-List Martial Trance],
Weakness: [Sorta Vampirish] - Being in sunlight causes pain and blindness. Most actions must be done during the night, or underground. You can more or less only eat liquids. Fire does extreme damage to you since the makeup is, apparently, napalm-based.
Equipment: [Excalibur], [Skeleton Alloy Pants],[Retrofitted Psiadamant Gauntlets], [Purple Crystal Globe](Flail with claw-machine-esque clutch)(Currently wrapped around my body as psi-chain armor), The [Holy Grail]
5 [Skeleton Laser Rifles]. 28 [Skeleton Scrap],[Skeleton Alloy Gauntlets],[Hang-Glider].[Ultra-Insulated Christmas Sweater]
Followers: 8 Teenagers, 2 Dr.Handymen (Dr. Richards and Dr. Frakensteen), 2 Vampire Apprentice [Pa'Trikk The EverCrispy], [Wisconsin Super-Governor],[Elijah "Dark Sanguinus" Blake], [Werewolf Tribe]
[Lasersteen], who has [A-List Lasers], [A-List Blade Combat] and [B-List Invulnerability]
Renown: [B-List]
Buildings: [Trap-Filled Castle], 4 [Watchtowers],[Training Room], 3 [Radio Towers],
[Transports ready]
[Giga Scorpia Corpse]
Globe Researched. - Potential Control Locus for vehicle. Skeleton tactics deleted and skeletons weakened.
[Tentative Bigfoot Allies?]
-A free +2 progress bump to any of your powers or projects. + Mecha Construction 13/15. Bob gave Dr Richards and Dr Frankensteen the nod, any resources they needed were covered by the booming success Neo-Camelot had experienced recently with one note "Just make sure I have plenty to drink up there, maybe some tubes and stuff. I know how long we spent researching the Purple Crystal Globe and everything has finally come together…Oh and find a place to secure The Grail inside" He tosses the Grail to them "Probably going to need it at some point, and figure out if its sturdy enough to swing around cause you never know when you might need a mythical-grade blunt object/buckler."
1-2 Rally the warriors of [Neo-Camelot], the [Werewolf Tribe], the hardened survivors of Greater Wisconsin under the [Wisconsin Super-Governor], and any heroes hidden within or without our borders. It is time to call the banners to marshal under our mighty engine of war.
3 B-List Martial Trance 10/15. While our forces gathered Bob went back into the [Training Room] and considered whether or not artificial high-gravity training would be beneficial for this technique. Then he tied The Sweater around his head because it was going to get hot in here and it seemed like good fabric to absorb any sweat from getting to his eyes.
Contact Scruftron's forces and see if a joint operation can be arranged. They've experienced battle side by side with each other many times now and I couldn't think of going in without my Brother in arms.
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fc6600 No.53244
| Rolled 2, 9, 100 = 111 (3d100) |
Age: 60
Blood Type: None
Signature Color: Lavender
Domain: somewhere in Texas
Superpowers: [A-List Super Sorcery], [A-List Electricity Control], [C-List Electricity Resistance][B-List Void Magic][C-List Mage Kinesis][D-List Ethereal Jaunt]
Structures: Ley Node, [V.U. Mobility], [Brineborn Nest] [Empowered Scrying Tower]
[Porkblister University]
[Esteemed Teaching Staff]
Equipment: [Dark Lord's Cloak], [Dark Lord's Wand], [7 Magical Batteries][Scuba Gear][Harpoon Gun][Brineborn Allies] [Nice Yacht][Small Boat Squadron][EVIL Wax][Strange Mermaid Trident][1 Jazzbarge Wreckage][5 Skeleton Scrap][Rot Siren P.R. Float][Pile of Stolen Wands][Neil's Haunted Keyboard][Pile of Mana-Charged Psi-Crystals]6 [Cyber Skeleton Scrap][V.U. Headmaster Hat][Soulforged Cigar].
[Chel's Loincloth] + persuasion/leadership/beauty
3 [Golden Pitch] can burn through even magical protections
[Younger Wand] - seems weak. useful to fool
[Jodrick's Charm] +6 Combat
[Frontenac's Compass] +6 Combat
[Jose's Pistol-Wand] +6 Combat
[Ravena's Glasses] +6 Combat
[The Cloak Of Solomon] +6 Combat
[High Wizard] +15 Interaction with Magical Beings; +5 Interaction with Muggles
Followers:[5 Elite Death Beaters][12 Death Beaters][26 Novice Death Beaters][Wendigo Tribe][Brineborn Allies][5 Rot Sirens][The Bokor][Beau LaCroix][6 Moroi Vampires][3 Aztec Mantraps][3 Bloodfruit][Botched Jenni Mantrap][Order Of the Manticore Zombies][Manticore Shadow Wraiths][Porkblister Students][Ghost Squad][5 Porkblister's Relics][Porkblister's Headmaster Hat][Hexed Banana Sticker][3 Wyrdwraiths][Ukrainian Bag of Holding][6 Spectres]
[Wizarding Support: Very Cooperative]
Training: [Amphibious Combat Tactics]
Renown: C-List
Weakness: [High Wizard Vladimire and the Rubber Rebound] - Your sole weakness
>an now cast a spell to teleport to the Underworld and back for the duration of a turn, but doing so will destroy half of the Crystal pile
[Vladimire's Army]
[El Dorado] +5 bonus to Scrying and Enchanting rolls
#1 Vladimire may not be able to harm rubber, but there are several beings that can. he uses his power as High Wizard to summon from the pitt, demons and shades of Flame and of Acid, things which melt rubber with ease. he also summons one muggle with a tanker truck of acid and a fire hose.
>+15 High Wizard
>+Chel's Loincloth
#2 with but a gesture, Vladimire positions V.U. directly onto El-Dorado, using magic to make space for it among the buildings. with the combined aid of the city, the scrying tower, and his supreme abilities to track the Boy and prepare to fell the hammer of his magical might upon him
>+5 El Dorado
#3 the Dark Lord intends to unleash his entire fury upon that boy once he is found. every one and everything at his command. the entire wizarding world, creatures from the ocean depths, magical beasts from the land, the undead and specters, the living and monsters. they would fall upon the boy as a vanguard of his doom, and slay anything that stood between him and his final victory
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fc6600 No.53245
>>53244
>100
"It is fitting then. despite my weakness to rubber, the prophecy still dictates that only the boy can kill me and likewise, that I cannot kill the boy. and I am a believer of prophecy. I have always planned that any one of my minions might be the one to deliver the final, decisive blow to Waldough Waters. whom shall it be? my best liuetenants? a fellow student of his? a monster, a demon, or a lowly, pitiful muggle. I shall see."
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562cc9 No.53292
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159390 No.53543
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fc7d80 No.53544
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