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The end times are upon the United States of America, and soon upon the whole world. The country's greatest heroes and villains have fallen against an ironclad evil– a legion of robotic, laser-toting skeletons led by the insidious Skeleton Prime. Much of the country has fallen into its grip– few capable of standing up to this horrid foe still remain.
That is where YOU come in. You are a superhero, a supervillain, a super-whatever– and because of your pitiful, overlooked, D-List status, you were not targeted by the Skeleton forces nor asked to fly into battle against them. And so you have survived.
Now, with the League of Righteousness dead and most of D.O.O.M slain or AWOL, it is YOUR time to rise up, defeat the Cyber Skeleton Legions, and claim that sweet, sweet superhuman street cred for your own.
CHARACTER SHEET
Name: The name the superhuman community and the news know you by. Secret identity optional.
Age: Approximate, as needed.
Origin Story: How YOU became a superhuman/alien/dog, and the basis for your superpowers and super-equipment.
Blood Type: Fill this out.
Signature Color: Pick a color. One that I can actually access in MSPaint. You may want to wait until the map-wipe for this.
Domain: Doctor Doom has Latveria, Batman has Gotham. You have your own domain, represented by your Signature Color. The bigger your domain, the more resources you can draw upon, but the harder it is to defend.
Superpowers: Determined by Fluff/Origin Story.
Equipment: Determined by Fluff.
Followers: Determined by Fluff.
Renown: Starts at D-List
PREVIOUS 4CHAN THREAD AND OTHER THREADS HERE: https://warosu.org/tg/thread/39813420
ALL PREVIOUS PLAYERS: You have THREE DAYS to declare that you are present IN-THREAD, or have someone vouch for your presence if you cannot post. After three days, inactive players will be wiped CLEAN and new players will be put in and STATTED.
Until then, you fucks, don't post actions or anything. New players are advised to hold off on picking a location until the map-wipe, but it's up to you, m8.
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64db7e No.32094
 | Rolled 41, 49, 11 = 101 (3d100) |
>>32000
Name: Lord "Dracula" Bob, King of Greater Wisconsin, "The Wisconsin Vampire", Once and Future King
Age: 30
Origin Story: Fell into a vat of high performance makeup designed for athletes who want to look nice. Which was place conveniently near a costume department store. The fangs make it hard for him to chew and his super powered body needs a lot of nutrients so he drinks all his meals with a nibble hear and there. His now pristine and flawless white skin is very sensitive to light. Before all that he was just a jobless actor who made bad poetry and puns and lived in closet of an apartment with no windows in the basement in a bad neighborhood.
Blood Type: D for Drinks A Lot
Signature Color: Blood Red
Domain: Transylvania Forest (Milwaukee), Greater Wisconsin, New Camelot
Superpowers: [B-List Super Strength], [A-List Super Speed], [C-List Super Stealth], [B-List Hypnotism], [B-List Swordsmanship], [Psionic Resistance]
Weakness: [Sorta Vampirish] - Being in sunlight causes pain and blindness. Most actions must be done during the night, or underground. You can more or less only eat liquids. Fire does extreme damage to you since the makeup is, apparently, napalm-based.
Equipment:[Hang-Glider]. [Excalibur], [Skeleton Alloy Pants],[Retrofitted Psiadamant Gauntlets], [Purple Crystal Globe](Flail with claw-machine-esque clutch), 5 [Skeleton Laser Rifles]. 28 [Skeleton Scrap],[Skeleton Alloy Gauntlets]
Followers: 8 Teenagers, 2 Dr.Handymen (Dr. Richards and Dr. Frakensteen), 2 Vampire Apprentice [Pa'Trikk The EverCrispy], [Wisconsin Super-Governor],[Elijah "Dark Sanguinus" Blake], [Werewolf Tribe]
Renown: [B-List]
Buildings: Trap-Filled Castle - Heavily Damaged, 4 [Watchtowers],[Training Room], 3 [Radio Towers],
[Tentative Bigfoot Allies?]
A-List Super Strength 6/20
A-List Swordsmanship 13/20
Globe Research 21/???
[Lightly Wounded]
1 Heal up.
2 Continue Research on the Globe 21/??? put both Dr. Richards and Dr. Frankensteen on it
3 Push South, its time to take Chicago and rid the world of those loathsome social justice warriors.
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64db7e No.32162
| Rolled 98, 80, 30 = 208 (3d100) |
>>32019
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64db7e No.32200
>>32162
>>32162
Wait, is it totals or best roll?
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64db7e No.32240
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64db7e No.32243
>>32200
Total amount determines the victor. How the rolls match up individually usually determines how the combat "flows" for fluff purposes.
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64db7e No.32252
| Rolled 46, 65, 90 = 201 (3d100) |
>>32000
Name: The Shroud
Age: Time Immemorial
Origin Story: Here since the beginning, the invasion and overthrow of the governments by the robots disturb its slumber. Actually really intelligent and has decided to pose as a super villain to gain more power.
Blood Type: Lcl
Signature Color: Dark Black
Domain: Redding
Superpowers: [B-List Super Strength]; [A-List Super A.T Shield 7/20]; [A-List Regeneration], [Max Limbs (8)]; [D-List Spook-Vision]
Weakness: [Horror From Beyond] - You inspire dread and fear in everyday people. Good luck getting followers or allies.
Equipment: Spoon Collection
Followers: [The LOBBRs (League Of Bargain Bin Rejects)]
Renown: C-List.
[Badly Wounded]
1-2; Focus on healing and avoiding damage
3; then, when it least expects it, go for getting inside it again and stirring its insides
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64db7e No.32256
| Rolled 32, 74, 36 = 142 (3d100) |
>>32252
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64db7e No.32288
| Rolled 36, 37, 20 = 93 (3d100) |
>>31664
Name: Hank Scorpio
Age: Average
Origin Story:
This incredible visionary is a genius entrepreneur who made lots of money with all sorts of space weapon technology. Which is also where his ambitions lie. In space. But all that aside for now, born with incredible super intelligence Hank Scorpio does whatever he can to provide a relaxed work environment for all his employees while they bring about the end of the world. Or happen to save it.
Blood Type: ABC
Signature Color: Pink
Domain: Phoenix, Arizona
Superpowers:
+ Super Intellect
+ OMEGA Regeneration Chip
+ D-List Device Invention
+ D-List Tool Creation
+ D-List Phyiscal Fitness
Followers:
+ A-Team
+ 4 Living Metal Corporate Executives
+ 31 Scorpion Mercenaries
+ 28 Living Metal Mercs
+ 6 Living Metal Mercs (Living Metal Merc Captives) - probably ded?
+ Weapons Expert
Equipment:
+ [Orange Suit]
+ Blueprint Briefcase
+ Medium-High Funds
+ 8 Energy Rifles
+ [Particle Acceleration Cannon]
+ [Quartet 4's Psi-Plasma Warstaff]
+ 3 [Space Rockets]
+ [Psion Tainted Fragments]
Renown: C-List
Buildings:
+ Research Lab
+ Ad-Tech Factory
+ Auto Training Facility
+ Upgraded Research Lab
Tech:
+ Flawless Biomechanical Regeneration Tech (A-list Regeneration, C-List Endurance)
+ Living Steel Alloy -> Living Alloy Bill (Mercs will be converted to Living Alloy at reasonable rate)
+ Metal Augmentation (Regeneration, Fitness, Split Bodyparts)
+ Superpower Dampener [Locked Out] 4/15
+ Subsonic Wave Gun 6/12
1-2. An Orange Suit wasn't necessarily the most fashionable thing ever, but it would have to do for now. After all there were lasers and space stuff to take care of.
+ Laser Integration System 1/8
3. GiLiMeSS. A name perfectly befitting of a grand Space Station. It would be Scorpio's greatest achievement yet!
+ GiLiMeSS 3/20
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64db7e No.32291
Name: Real name Eva Foxx Cover name Steel wall.
Age: 17 years
Origin Story: Eva was a child prodigy in the field of robotics, she even managed to make a working robotic arm at the age of 13 and was accepted into collage roughly a year later. She was just a normal person in collage when the skeletons came, during the invasion she did the only thing she really could do at that point and hid in her collage dorm room hoping that everything would be okay, and it was okay, for her anyway. She then set up shop scavanging what she could and started to make something that would let her fight back against the skeletons and, after a long while of hard work, testing, failing, even more testing, she finally managed to make a basic protective suit of power armor for herself. It doesn't mater how its done all that matters is taking back this land, if not in the name of the USA in the name of humanity.
Blood Type: AB+
Signature Color: Whats even left? Probably a kind of metallic color.
Domain: Grand Rapids, Michigan
Superpowers: Determined by Fluff/Origin Story.
Equipment: Determined by Fluff.
Followers: Determined by Fluff.
Renown: Starts at D-List
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64db7e No.32300
>>32002
1. V.U. is now open, serving as a magically reinforced base of operations and also as a recruitment ground for new dark wizards!
Gain [V.U.]
2. You have now converted the Brineborn to your side. Gain [Brineborn Allies].
3. Gain [Scuba Gear]. Gain [Harpoon Gun]. Gain [EVIL Wax Earplugs]. The boats will need a bit more work…
4. Waldough's dear friends continue making out. And making out. And making out some more. And making out while they make out, and– what's this? Waldough has walked IN on them making out, casting aside his hat– giving the Lightning Death-Lord a glimpse of tinfoil lining it. Before the connection breaks into static, due to Waldough enthusiastically joining in, one can see almost a part of a sign in the background: it has a 'J' on it!
>>32003
1. You scry beneath the Earth, finding dank caverns populated with naught but strange shrimp and eerie fish. Bones, rocks, more rocks… and, what's this? You're quite sure it's not -normal- for veins of brimstone to be found in this location!
2. Your Unbinding Ritual hits a small snag as one of your Cultists nearly knocks over a ceremonial brazier!
3. A-List Super Sorcery 8/25
>>32004
1. You are now Lightly Wounded. The less-resilient members of your team, though, might need proper assistance.
2. Laser Repeater Factory 1/5
3. Doxy Analysis 2/9. It's a monumental task, considering the size of the machine.
>>32010
1. You have now Rebuilt your lab! Gain [Fortified Basic Research Lab]
2. A-List Endurance 16/20
3. You begin assaulting nearby camps after a few nights of planning, but most are only guarded by a skeleton crew, and have been shut down… further southwest, though, closer to New Orleans, your scouts tell you of functioning camps and you prepare to assault them in kind…
>>32013
1. Gain D-List Animal Friendship.
2. You spend a day contorting and sensually gyrating your… milk… as you practice your ice blasts. A-List Ice Blasts 9/20
3. B-List Invulnerability 3/15
>>32017
1/2. In a bizzare act of laser-flagellation that resembles penance, Paradox whips the pack again and again, causing the entity inside to snarl.
"STOP THAT. THIS THING HAS NO -WARRANTY-! And, besides, kill me, I kill -you-!"
Regardless, the mind-reading feeling seems to cease… for now.
3. Gain [Ghetto Cross]. Gain [Slightly Holy Showerhead]. You're not quite -holy- enough to actually bless that water, it seems…
>>32028
1/2. It turns out that Demetrius, in his High School days, was the drummer for an ill-fated Rap-Rock band. He's not bad on the drums, as he demonstrates, even though he's very VISIBLY offput by the fact that demonic corruption continues to spread.
Lose 5 Trained Soldiers.
3. Gain [Rock-N-Rifles], which shoot concussive volleys of pure ROCK at the enemy, bypassing all but the strongest of armor!
These can be distributed to your troops as you see fit.
>>32030
1/2. Channeling the powers of HELL you channel the fell energies of a hundred guitarists before you, shredding the air-guitar like it's never been shredded before!
All you need is, you know, an actual guitar.
Gain [D-List Guitar Skills]
3. A lightning bolt strikes you upon the head, knocking you a good eight feet back and leaving one nasty scorch.
But in the crater that the bolt of lightning has left you see a black Stratocaster with golden strings and a pure white whammy bar. Inscribed in the dirt next to it is a note:
"Dear Douglas,
Be a little more genuine next time.
-G."
Gain [Holy Stratocaster].
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64db7e No.32301
>>32031
1. Power Armor Factory Upgrade 1/8
2. You successfully autopsy the last of Je'Malius.
His cybernetics, which are extensive, appear to run off of strange purple crystals– the same kind found within the cyber-skeletons. The only thing that doesn't run off of the crystals is his energy-blast system, which is remarkably complex! You feel that you can create your own given a little time.
Most importantly, you extract as much of the liquid metal material as you can; examining it closely under a microscope you can see tiny purple crystal molecules floating amidst the metal, which functions as a very sloppy wound-clotting agent and regenerative salve.
Gain [BOIblast Blueprints.] Gain [Jar Of Living Metal]
3. C-List Tool Creation 4/8
>>32076
1. Lord Hoyt remains in custody, but has somehow managed to heal. The man in the Poncho has assumed that you've simply… given up, and has not contacted any Moscovian individuals since your long sleep. Oh, and -demons are overrunning Mastermind's base-.
2. A-List Super Strength 5/20. A-List Endurance 3/20
3. New Moscovia successfully begins producing basic goods, kickstarting its economy!
Gain [New Moscovian Trading Post], which is now at work trying to secure goods from the Las Vegas people.
>>32089
1. You accidentally give yourself a pretty -nasty- gash with your cutting! Thankfully it was across the way, not up the boulevard.
You are now [Wounded].
2. Skelescrap SCientist 6/12
3. Donte's Amulet Study 2/5. Perhaps some new and fearsome power will come of staring into the black depths of the dark amulet…
>>32094
1. You are no longer Lightly Wounded.
2. Globe Research 23/???
3. You try to push south, but the Social Justice Warriors manage to beat you and your filthy CIS werewolves back!
>>32288
1/2. Laser Integration System 2/8
3. GiLiMeSS 4/20 (blaze it)
>>32291
Signature Color: Bronze-ish Kind of
Powers: [Super Intellect], [C-List Device Invention], [C-List Tool Creation]
Equipment: [Basic Tech Lab] [C-List Power Armor] [C-List Cyber-Harness]
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64db7e No.32302
>>32252
>>32256
The machine swerves and punches and kicks at the Shroud as it keeps its distance, slithering this way and that to avoid being beaten while it regains its strength. With an almighty roar, it charges up its bass cannon and lets loose the strongest blast yet, wide and bright and scouring away the very molecules of air that it passes through.
As the beam dissipates, the Shroud lunges up from beneath, sinking hands into the machine's chest and tearing into it, ripping power-couplings, armor and ribs with wild abandon before it is picked up by the neck and thrown across the arena.
But the damage is done– when the Machine roars forward for another round, it does so with a staggering gait.
You are now [Wounded]
BEGIN ROUND 11 OF THE SHROUD-VS-BILLIE'S-BOUNCE
>>32162
>>32019
The two swordsmen meet blades, steel striking adamantoid and brass cracking against iron. Lord Deadly's swordsmanship is, as always, top notch, and his shield defends him from several fearsome blows from the Brass Baron's strange, steam-operated broadsword. The Baron scores several glancing blows, leaving unsightly gouges in armor and shield!
The Baron lunges forward for a downward chop, and the knight deftly sidesteps, swiping down and cutting asunder a steam-piston on the Baron's thigh. When the Baron sweeps back upward to riposte, his sword clatters on Deadly's shield, protecting the knight from harm.
The Baron brings his pistol to bare, crystals surging with lethal psionic energy. In an instant, the discharge is caught on Deadly's trusty shield, and in one swift move he grips his sword in two hands and jams the point into the barrel of the gun, destroying it with a flash of energy. Snarling, the Baron throws his ruined pistol away and clenches his fist, which is covered in a whirring gauntlet of razor-gears and armor…
BEGIN ROUND 2 OF LORD DEADLY VS THE BRASS BARON
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64db7e No.32303
| Rolled 77, 67, 83 = 227 (3d100) |
>>32300
Name: Scruftron- (Real name Scruffy)
Age: 28
Origin Story: Once a mild mannered entry-level Janitor at a secret military instillation, Pvt. Scruffy was selected for secret goverment experiments in creating Artificial supers. He was infused with Neodymium enriched Iron as a substitute for the iron in his blood. The effect of this experiment gave the gift of Magnetism! He could fling great blocks of steel with a flick of the wrist! Pry open vault doors with his mind! Bend spoons! The potential was limitless! Except that the metal actually had to be magnetic… And he's afraid of spiders
Blood Type: AB-
Signature Color: Orange
Domain: somewhere in Nebaska
Superpowers: [B-List Magnetism], [B-List Janitorial Skills], [B-List Staff Combat]
Equipment:
+ [Psi-Adamant Carapace]
+ [Super Strong Strange Naginata]
+ [Psi-Adamant Warboots]
>Extra Equipment:
+[Psion-Alloy Armor]
+[Cyber Alloy Armor]
+[Janitorial Armor D-list]
>Allies:
+[The Psychonaut]
>Followers:
+[1 Janitorial Captains]
+[23 Janitor Elites]
+[3 Janitors]
+[14 Janitor Strippers]
+[Doctor Phillip]
+[Computer Whiz Jimmy]
+[Windex] - the Invisible Marauder.
+ [Bucketboy] - the water-slinging floorwasher.
+ [Scour] - the bombshell that can disintegrate objects with her touch.
+ [Harvey] - a mountain of a man that soaks up punishment like a sponge.
+[Dura-Dong] - Man with a Iron will, and a Iron Cock.
Renown: B-list
Weakness: [Eight Legged Freaks] - Spiders and spider-like creatures give you a severe penalty to all rolls.
>Buildings:
+[Scruff Base-Heavy Metal Version]+[EMP Fields]&[Tank Traps]&[Tank Turret Emplacement]
+ [Forge]
>Other Stuff
+ [Hunk Of Steel Sculpture].
+ [Low Weapons Supply]
+ [Scruffy's Porn Stash]
+ [Skelly Scrap Research]
+[Repulsion Tech]
+[Abandoned Tactical]
+[8 Scrufftech Laser Repeaters]
+[70 Skeleton Scrap]
+[1 Jazzhulk Wreck]
+[Quartet 3's Head]
+[Super Laser Pointer]
+[Masterwork War Bucket]
+[Inert "Doxy"
>Research
Skeley Virus 3/8
Questionably Placed Cyber Grafting 16/???
A-List Magnetism 14/20
Jazzbarge Reconstruction 1/5
Laser Repeater Factory 1/5
Doxy Analysis 2/9
>[Lightly Wounded]
>Super Team wounded
1. Well if the rest of the team needs medical assistance, then let us call our good friend Doctor Phillip K. Dick to come and provide some nice Hippocratic healing to the group.
2. I'm feeling spry as a young chicken after that fight! I need to stretch my wings and FLY! Lets FLY South and liberate more territory!
3. Back at base Jimmy and his crew shall continue their work on examining doxy, looking for anything of note and noting it dotingly.
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64db7e No.32304
| Rolled 34, 96, 4 = 134 (3d100) |
>>32300
Name: The Hell-Rider
Age: 26
Origin Story: Douglas Green was just a simple biker before one day he was gunned down in by a member of a rival gang. His soul was sucked directly to help were he was tormented for all of his wrong doings in life. Douglas was however was no ordinary man and set about planning his escape from hell. Taking to ambushing and eating the lesser demon-kin he found himself twisting in both body and mind as he made his way towards the limits of Hell. How exactly he got out at that point not even he remembers is finding himself back in his hometown by the ruins of his old watering hole. Finding himself in the wreckage of the world now ruled by Iron-Bones he has set off to make things right and maybe redeem his soul on the way.
Blood Type: O
Signature Color: Purple
Domain: Northern Texas
Powers: [A-List Fire Resistance][A-List Demonic Transformation (gives A-List Super Strength, A-List Endurance and D-List Flight)][C-List Motorcycling][D-List Guitar Skills] Demon-Hog:[B-List Super Speed]
Weakness: [Devil's Reject] - You fought your way out of Hell, but Hell wants your black soul back. Your critical failures can attract OTHER types of attention, you are harmed and repelled by objects of faith, and banishing magic is particularly deadly to you.
Equipment: Hellforged Chain, Demon-Hog, Demonhide Jacket, Holy Stratocaster
Assets: [Old Biker Clubhouse]
[3 Grenades]
Followers: 2 Old Ladies, 9 Road Warriors, 1 Road Huntress, 4 Bikers
—–
1-3. DIVINE INTERVENTION! Holy shit God exists! Well I’ve been to hell theres no reason God shouldn’t exist! I swear I was mostly genuine with that prayer…. anyways keep practicing guitar!
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64db7e No.32305
| Rolled 29, 4, 31 = 64 (3d100) |
>>32300
Name: Alex "Dragoon" Walker
Age: Twenties
Origin Story: Was a Normal Guy until the Spirit of a very old and powerful(at one point) Earth Dragon possessed his body, Now He fights to become strong a retake the world, one rock at a time.
Blood Type: AB+
Signature Color: Green
Domain: Northern Georgia, Most of Alabama, most of Mississippi
>Superpowers:
[A-List Rock Manipulation]
[B-List Endurance] (A 16/20)
[B-List Metal Manipulation]
[Maximum Dragon Rock Fusion]
[C-List Super Strength]
[B-List Dragon's Breath]
[C-List Physical Fitness]
>Equipment:
[Fortified Base.]
[Enhanced Fortifications]
[Improved Infrastructure]
[Superhard Fortresses]
[19 Skeleton Scrap]
[Skeleton Alloy Ammo]
[Anti-air defenses]
[7 Radio Towers (can reach anywhere East of the Rockies]
[Advanced Training Room.]
[Alloy Armor]
[Fortified Basic Research Lab]
>Followers:
[Mayor of Atlanta]
[18 Veteran Survivors]
3 Scientists
>Research
Jazzhulk Research 3/6.
Renown: B-list
Status: Fine
1. Keep working on my endurance. I need to be unbreakable, so I can break the legion over my knee. (16/20)
+[Advanced Training Room.]
2. Continue to plan out my advance towards the still in use camps. I plan for a full scale blitz.
+[Mayor of Atlanta]
+[18 Veteran Survivors]
3.Start working on a forge to make weapons and armor out of the scavenged skeleton scrap we've gathered.
+[A-List Rock Manipulation]
+[B-List Metal Manipulation]
+[Improved Infrastructure]
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64db7e No.32307
>>32288
>>32017
"ARE EITHER OF YOU WILLING TO FILL IN THE EMERGENCY POSITION OF A BAND BASSIST OR RYTHYM GUITARIST?
IT IS IN THE NAME OF DOOM! AND NOT ALLOWING DEMONS EVERYWHERE"
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64db7e No.32308
| Rolled 74, 5, 61 = 140 (3d100) |
>>32301
Name: Lord "Dracula" Bob, King of Greater Wisconsin, "The Wisconsin Vampire", Once and Future King
Age: 30
Origin Story: Fell into a vat of high performance makeup designed for athletes who want to look nice. Which was place conveniently near a costume department store. The fangs make it hard for him to chew and his super powered body needs a lot of nutrients so he drinks all his meals with a nibble hear and there. His now pristine and flawless white skin is very sensitive to light. Before all that he was just a jobless actor who made bad poetry and puns and lived in closet of an apartment with no windows in the basement in a bad neighborhood.
Blood Type: D for Drinks A Lot
Signature Color: Blood Red
Domain: Transylvania Forest (Milwaukee), Greater Wisconsin, New Camelot
Superpowers: [B-List Super Strength], [A-List Super Speed], [C-List Super Stealth], [B-List Hypnotism], [B-List Swordsmanship], [Psionic Resistance]
Weakness: [Sorta Vampirish] - Being in sunlight causes pain and blindness. Most actions must be done during the night, or underground. You can more or less only eat liquids. Fire does extreme damage to you since the makeup is, apparently, napalm-based.
Equipment:[Hang-Glider]. [Excalibur], [Skeleton Alloy Pants],[Retrofitted Psiadamant Gauntlets], [Purple Crystal Globe](Flail with claw-machine-esque clutch), 5 [Skeleton Laser Rifles]. 28 [Skeleton Scrap],[Skeleton Alloy Gauntlets]
Followers: 8 Teenagers, 2 Dr.Handymen (Dr. Richards and Dr. Frakensteen), 2 Vampire Apprentice [Pa'Trikk The EverCrispy], [Wisconsin Super-Governor],[Elijah "Dark Sanguinus" Blake], [Werewolf Tribe]
Renown: [B-List]
Buildings: Trap-Filled Castle - Heavily Damaged, 4 [Watchtowers],[Training Room], 3 [Radio Towers],
[Transports ready]
[Tentative Bigfoot Allies?]
A-List Super Strength 6/20
A-List Swordsmanship 13/20
Globe Research 23/???
1 Globe Research 23/???. Dr Richards and Dr Frankensteen continue to sound ideas off each other on what it could be "A power source?" "Aliens?" "The key to human evolution?" What could it be?
2 Repair Castle. With all the resources and skilled labor in New Camelot it should be fairly simple.
3 Push South to Chicago. I will reinforce the push myself.
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64db7e No.32314
| Rolled 60, 60, 59 = 179 (3d100) |
Name: Real name Eva Foxx Cover name Steel wall.
Age: 17 years
Origin Story: Eva was a child prodigy in the field of robotics, she even managed to make a working robotic arm at the age of 13 and was accepted into collage roughly a year later. She was just a normal person in collage when the skeletons came, during the invasion she did the only thing she really could do at that point and hid in her collage dorm room hoping that everything would be okay, and it was okay, for her anyway. She then set up shop scavanging what she could and started to make something that would let her fight back against the skeletons and, after a long while of hard work, testing, failing, even more testing, she finally managed to make a basic protective suit of power armor for herself. It doesn't mater how its done all that matters is taking back this land, if not in the name of the USA in the name of humanity.
Blood Type: AB+
Signature Color: Bronze….ish
Domain: Grand Rapids, Michigan
Superpowers: [Super Intellect] [C-List Device Invention] [C-List Tool Creation]
Equipment: [Basic Tech Lab] [C-List Power Armor] [C-List Cyber-Harness]
Followers: No one…yet
Renown: Starts at D-List, still at D-List
1 Lets see here, make power armor, check. Test power armor to make sure it doesn't overheat or explode violently, check. Make sure power armor isn't just a glorified mobility suit, check. Have functional power armor, check. Well, that's the first few things on my To do list, what else… Make the basic lab in the collage a proper one, well, might as well get on that now
2, Make what the Chinese where making and make a spider tank…while cool, not yet. Fix the holes missing in the roof and walls of the collage so the building actually has circulation and is actually somewhat defendable…why haven't I done this sooner?
3, Okay, lets see what I can do with my new armor, maybe I'll find a group of bandits or something to test the thing on, maybe save someone like the heroes of not that long ago, eh I should stop trying to make excuses, I just want to use the suit.
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64db7e No.32315
>>32308
>>32305
>>32304
[muffled critfail-induced world events in the distance]
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64db7e No.32321
| Rolled 96, 17, 82, 20 = 215 (4d100) |
Name: Lord Vladimire
Age: 60
Origin Story: born to magically gifted parents who immigrated to texas from britain, he was taught the ways of magic, but his father abused both himself and his mother, leaving him with deep scars in childhood. he looked into black magic at an early age in secret, further festering the growing evil in his heart. when his father killed his mother by beating her, furious he killed his own father with his a forbidden spell, the death thunderbolt, which drains the life out of whoever it strikes.
from that day on he would grow to become one of the most notorious figures in magical society, taking the name Vladimire, and gathering an army of cultists and amassing in yet more dark magic. his trademark use of electromagic combined with black magic earned him the title of the "Lighting-DeathLord"
Vladimire is one of the few surviving members D.O.O.M. He was also notorious as being absent, missing very many meetings of D.O.O.M as he had been devoted much of his time trying to hunt down Waldough Whaters, the only person to ever escape him, and prophesied to be the Chosen One who will defeat him. this saved his life, as he was not there to be destroyed with the rest of D.O.O.M., but he also lost most of his followers to the skeleton attack.
he has returned to gather his strength again, and vows that no skeleton will get in the way of him finding and killing "the Child who Hid."
Blood Type: None
Signature Color: Lavender
Domain: somewhere in Texas
Superpowers: Determined by Fluff/Origin Story.
Equipment: Determined by Fluff.
Followers: Determined by Fluff.
Renown: Starts at D-List
Color: Lavender
Superpowers: [B-List Super Sorcery], [B-List Electricity Control], [C-List Electricity Resistance]
Structures: Ley Node, V.U.
Equipment: [Dark Lord's Cloak], [Dark Lord's Wand], [7 Magical Batteries][Scuba Gear][Harpoon Gun][Brineborn Allies]
Followers: [4 Death Beaters][2 Novice Death Beaters][Wendigo Tribe][Brineborn Allies].
Weakness: [Waldough Whaters And The Shocking Susceptibility] - You are one of the last surviving members of D.O.O.M, the Distinguished Order Of Malefactors. Your dark power is hindered, of course, by the existence of Waldough Whaters, a fleet-footed yet courageous boy. You are at a drastic penalty to interactions with Superheros or innocent folk. Roll an additional unmodified 1d100 per turn: this represents what Waldough is up to as he eludes your grasp…
#1 the Dark Lord is most pleased with his new school. he has a place equiped with the magical attunement to improve his own dark powers, and a ley node to channel, and death beaters at his command. he begins a great effort powers to gain a new rank in Super Sorcery.
+4 Death Beaters
+V.U.
+Ley Node
#2 Vladimire also trains his his forces for amphibious combat. the wendigo are taught the use of the scuba gear and harpoons, how to swim and use their claws underwater, trained by the Brineborn on how to swim. his own Death Beaters are to learn important magical arts of underwater breathing spells, non-audio communication, propulsion spells, and underwater casting.
+V.U.
#3 boats of all shapes and sizes are sought out up and down the coast by Brineborn and Wendigo alike, abandoned by their owners with the coming of the pathetic skeletal threat. they would serve as the vessels on which he would wage war upon the daughters of Neptune, and capture them for his own army.
#4 where is Waldough. Vladimire withdraws the recent visions and stores the memories in a Pensieve. he would review them later for anything he missed, adding it to a growing pile of similar memories. he knew he'd have to sit through yet more debauchery of Waldough's friends to get another clue. that Hanger girl was as insatiable as she was loud, such that he'd pinpoint that scream and those yells in a rock concert crowd. he questioned the Stoater boy's own givings when he was the one who first invited Waldough to mutual their sessions, and he saw where those hands often drifted whenever the Whaters boy got invovled. such was the level of familiarity he developed of their habits in the pursuit of his hated foe. he had been seeing this sort of depravity of them for years now and chalked it up to his own efforts isolating them from any long term contact with anyone else. if he was lucky, he could try to get more letters from the same sign in their bedroom and more useful information before they flew off.
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64db7e No.32323
| Rolled 29, 93, 2 = 124 (3d100) |
>>32301
Name: The Architect (Gregory Udolfo Intrieri)
Age: 23
Blood Type: AB-
Signature Color: Some form of green.
Domain: preferably somewhere in Colorado but if that isn't available anywhere is fine.
Powers: [Super Intellect] [A-List Device Invention] [B-List Tech Manipulation] [D-List Tool Creation]
Equipment: [C-List Power Armor+PlasBlade Emitter]
[Medium Funds]
4(3) [Plasma Spatulas].
[Sturdy Kitchen Knife]
Followers:
2 [Engineering Undergrads]
Renown: Starts at D-List
Possessions:
4 D-List Power Armor suits +2/turn
16 [Cyber Skeleton Scrap]
2 [Cyber Skeleton Laser Rifle]
[Jar Of Living Metal]
Corpse of Jemalius
>Devices produced/produceable:
Advanced Power Scanner– it can tell you what the highest power possessed by an individual is.
PlasBlade Emitter: Can both make more AND make equipment that runs on similar processes
[BOIblast Blueprints]
Junk:[No-Slip Remote Control][Basic Power Scanner][Eyelash Groomer][Reciprocating Cereal Bowl Attachment]
Territory:a fair bit
[Basic Power Armor Factory]
[Government]
1. Power Armor Factory Upgrade 1/8
2. Begin advanced study of the [Jar Of Living Metal]. If I can harness and reproduce the purple energy inside it I may be able to make a far stronger version of it.
[Super Intellect] [A-List Device Invention] [B-List Tech Manipulation]
3. In my off time I continue to further my personal abilities C-List Tool Creation 4/8
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64db7e No.32324
| Rolled 6, 90, 5 = 101 (3d100) |
>>32301
>Name:
Loria Tarasovich / Miss Moscovia
>Blood Type:
A+
>Signature Colour:
Tzar Yellow
>Domain:
New Moscow.
>Superpowers:
[A-List Super Growth] (gives [B-List Super Strength (A 5/20)+B-List Endurance (A 3/20)]), [B-List Regeneration]
>Weaknesses:
[Blinded Right Eye]
>Equipment:
[Yellow-Black Jumpsuit]
[Lord Hoyt (Imprisoned)]
[Inert Jazz Barges] x5
>Followers:
[New Moscow President] (+(Moscovian Supercar)
[New Moscow Commander In Chief]
[New Moscow Treasurer]
[New Moscow Troops] x2
[Mechanized New Moscow Troops] x2
>Buildings:
[Secured Bunker]
[Fortified Borders]
[Space Trombone]
[New Moscovian Trading Post]
>Renown:
B-Rank. ((Very) disliked by the Robot Skeletons)
[Skeleton-Mech Rival]
"Hoyt got better, da? Not planned, but iz mercy, and 'Vegas' is not overrun with tin skeletons, but with americans? Not my job, iz president job, he'll deal with Vegas…
Wait, ally's under attack? By skele- 'Demons'? I see, I'll handle it…"
1: Seems like during her, drunken hangover, the Mastermind managed to get invaded by something which /isn't/ the jazz robots. Quickly setting off, Miss Moscovia seeks to offer assistance.
2: With the nation refocused after the crossdressing scandal involving him, the President ordered for the reconstruction of the automotive factory. Even if the vehicles are merely scrap held together by tape and good hope, it'll offer armoured support against the skeletron hoard.
3: As well, the domestic threat of skeletrons to the south-west in the Oregon border still made people afraid of another attack from them. Ordering the troops, the Commander in Chief directs the reconquest of such lands, in order to unite another former state into the Western States.
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64db7e No.32325
| Rolled 43, 2, 74 = 119 (3d100) |
>>32300
Name: Kaza'kazdun
Age: 10,000
Origin Story: A long forgotten spirit of magic brought forth from the Chaos Wilds in an attempt to help fight the skellitons. Who knew that trying to take something from a place called the Chaos Wilds would have unknown consequences on the summoner and spirit.
Blood Type: none
Signature Color: brownish
Domain: bum fuck Georgia
Superpowers: [B-list Super Sorcery], [D-List Super Stealth], [Psionic Resistance], [Summoner Health Boost], [D-List Artificing], [Enhanced Vision], [Almost-Super Charisma]
Equipment: [Weak Wand Of Magic Missile], [Magic Cutlery], Ikea Wands, [Tiny Enchanted Gun Stockpile], [Chocolatizing Coffee Mug], [Magical Hippy Van][Reagent Supply]
+ 1 Skeleton Scrap
+ 1 Strange Magical Object
+ 1 Ley Line Node
+ 1 [Magical Alter]
+ [Reinforced Devil's Bronze Body] ([C-List Flight][D-List Super Strength][D-List Super Speed])
+ [Meagre Tome]
+ [Slightly Less Meagre Tome]
Followers: 6 Cultists trained in magic, 8 Novice Artificer, Chaos Wolves, Charlie Company, [C.C. War Machine], 7 [Rust Monsters], 4 golems, 8 Engineers
Weakness: This Mortal Coil - You are bound to the increasingly unstable, relatively fragile shell of your summoner. If he dies, you're banished.
Renown: Starts at D-List.
Domain: [Basic Magical Populace]
1. Hmm, stranger. Did someone leave a portal to hell open? Scry along the vein and see if I can find the source.
+B-List Super Sorcery
2. Continue the ritual of unbinding. 11/16.66
+Reinforced Devil's Bronze Body
+6 Cultists trained in magic
+Magical Alter
+B-List Super Sorcery
3. Continue the ritual to get A rank super sorcery 8/25
+6 Cultists trained in magic
+Magical Alter
+B-List Super Sorcery
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64db7e No.32326
>>32323
>>32324
>>32325
>>32308
>>32305
>>32304
[INTENSE CRITFAIL-INDUCED WORLD EVENTS IN THE FOREGROUND]
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64db7e No.32327
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64db7e No.32328
| Rolled 49, 58, 36 = 143 (3d100) |
>>32301
Name: Hank Scorpio
Age: Average
Origin Story:
This incredible visionary is a genius entrepreneur who made lots of money with all sorts of space weapon technology. Which is also where his ambitions lie. In space. But all that aside for now, born with incredible super intelligence Hank Scorpio does whatever he can to provide a relaxed work environment for all his employees while they bring about the end of the world. Or happen to save it.
Blood Type: ABC
Signature Color: Pink
Domain: Phoenix, Arizona
Superpowers:
+ Super Intellect
+ OMEGA Regeneration Chip
+ D-List Device Invention
+ D-List Tool Creation
+ D-List Phyiscal Fitness
Followers:
+ A-Team
+ 4 Living Metal Corporate Executives
+ 31 Scorpion Mercenaries
+ 28 Living Metal Mercs
+ 6 Living Metal Mercs (Living Metal Merc Captives) - probably ded?
+ Weapons Expert
Equipment:
+ [Orange Suit]
+ Blueprint Briefcase
+ Medium-High Funds
+ 8 Energy Rifles
+ [Particle Acceleration Cannon]
+ [Quartet 4's Psi-Plasma Warstaff]
+ 3 [Space Rockets]
+ [Psion Tainted Fragments]
Renown: C-List
Buildings:
+ Research Lab
+ Ad-Tech Factory
+ Auto Training Facility
+ Upgraded Research Lab
Tech:
+ Flawless Biomechanical Regeneration Tech (A-list Regeneration, C-List Endurance)
+ Living Steel Alloy -> Living Alloy Bill (Mercs will be converted to Living Alloy at reasonable rate)
+ Metal Augmentation (Regeneration, Fitness, Split Bodyparts)
+ Superpower Dampener [Locked Out] 4/15
+ Subsonic Wave Gun 6/12
1. Smoking an object of questionable content Scorpio went over the construction plans for GiLiMeSS once more. It was a phat Space Station for sure.
+ GiLiMeSS 4/20
2. Fuck man. You know what would be cool right about now? Lasers.
+ Laser Integration System 2/8
3. >>32307 this dude needed a bassist or whatever? Hell yeah Scorpio could play that shit! He could play anything with strings. Probably.
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64db7e No.32330
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64db7e No.32332
| Rolled 20, 4, 33 = 57 (3d100) |
Name: The Bag of Eh
Age: As old as Canada!
Origin Story: “Eh” is the greatest hero of Canada! Ask anyone. It’s an ancient flying bag of milk as old as the country itself and is largely theorized to be the Canadian equivalent to Captain America if Captain America was a gallon of milk. While this might strike everyone as a mediocre hero and even boring, “Eh” is very famous in Canada and is very important there. He even has his own channel on public broadcasting where he talks about issues of public concern such as climate change and social justice. This lack of actual combat – crime is rare in Canada – means he is relatively weak when compared to the boorish and frankly uncouth Americans. Also, I should add, the fact that everyone in the United States hasn’t heard of him isn’t surprising given that Americans are often aloof and self involved. This is also why nobody has heard of him despite his constant efforts to defeat the UN-Canadian Skeletron Prime. Let’s Go Canada!
Blood Type: Milk
Signature Color: Light Blue [or whatever]
Domain: [???]
Superpowers: Ice Attacks and Canadian Diplomacy
Superpowers: [A+List Milk Manipulation], [B-List Ice Blasts], [Super Charisma], [C-List Invulnerability] [D-List Ice Shield]
[D-List Animal Friendship]
Equipment: 10 Scrap
Followers: [Canadian]
+ 3 [Canadian Geese]
Renown: [D-List]
Possessions: [None]
Territory: [Niagara Falls Base,NY]
Weakness: [A Bag Of Milk] - You are literally a bag of milk. Nobody within the confines of America takes you seriously. Not even the skeletons. Setting up governments, recruiting followers, pacifying civilians– these are all impossible. Because you're a bag of milk.
–In Progress—
============
Actions
============
1.2. Ice blasts are a balanced part of a superhero breakfast. It's true. {A-List Ice Blasts 9/20}
3. Eh feels more robust about his overall combat capacity in the near future. {B-List Invulnerability 3/15}
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64db7e No.32333
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64db7e No.32334
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64db7e No.32335
| Rolled 71, 38, 42 = 151 (3d100) |
Name: Max "The Slice" Edgeman
Age: Approximately 50 (Looks in his mid 20s but dried out or some shit)
Origin Story: Max Edgeman was a regular, yet edgy, salt mine worker for years until one day a mine shaft collapsed with him inside. Within the closed off shaft, he found a relic made by the first Edgelord, and with it, a necklace and a note. 'You who finds this shrine have been chosen to control the edge as I did. You will surpass all others in the way of edge.' Donning the necklace he found he had gained edge far superior to his own. So much so that his mere presence gave him the ability to cut at things. Max began to carve his way out of the salt mine. Trapped for years and living on a diet of nothing but salt, he found he soon found was developing an affinity with it, becoming molded by it. He found he could control the salt, shape it to his will as it shaped him. Finally escaping the salt mine, he found the world had changed much, however he was determined to show the edge he had gained in the salt mine.
Blood Type: AB-
Signature Color: Brown.
Domain: Missouri, [Nigh-Impregnable Salt Citadel]
Superpowers: [B-List Cutting] [A-List Salt Control] [Anger Sense] [D-List Salt Shielding]
Weakness: Donut Steel - With great power comes a great burden. Gathering followers and making allies is incredibly difficult for you, and your edge is like a beacon throughout the psionic sea. The threat range for attracting Skeleton attention is increased.
Equipment:
+Donte's Amulet
+Some Ivy Cream
+Edgy Chain Shorts
+Cybersonic Augment: Jazzwave
+28 Skeleton Scrap
+1 Augment Scrap
+3 Psicrystals
+2 Jazzbarge Wreckage Halves
Followers:
+5 [Salt Golems]
Renown: D-List
A-List cutting 6/18
Skelescrap Scientist 6/12
[Wounded]
Donte's Amulet Study 2/5
1. Ugh, I'm not bleeding a lot. A good salt patch to the wound is seeing to that, but I will need to go to the hospital for healing.
2. On the way and while there, I will study the amulet's powers further. 2/5
3. And I'll ask the scientists about such a doctor. This search has begun to bore me. It should have finished long ago. 6/12
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64db7e No.32336
>>32307
"Trouble in the lab, Mastermind! I'm trying to get one off of my back and out of my mind! Anyone know a good priest?"
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64db7e No.32337
>>32308
Put Super Governor on action 3, he has the power to maintain any momentum we build like our old expansion policy. Let us also pray.
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64db7e No.32338
| Rolled 58, 48, 68 = 174 (3d100) |
>>21758
>Name: Max Valcroix, AKA Pulse
>Age: 18
>Origin Story: Pulse is the child of two powerful and famous A-list superheroes, Monolith and Ice Raven. After the accidental murder of a A-list villain by misjudging a combination attack, both turned themselves in to the police in shame. The judge gave them an incredibly harsh sentence in a power play, simultaneous life in a specialized prison with no visitation rights and the government has refused to release them under any circumstances. The incident forced Max out of the public eye, raised by his Grandfather in mid-Florida. Growing up with the power to control and shape raw energy into pulses, weapons and shields and a serious hatred for authority, Pulse has donned an all-black and gray costume to contrast his Parent's silver and red, and sworn to show up the police and do what they can't.
>Blood Type: O+
>Signature Color: White, the color of his energy pulses.
>Domain: Florida.
>Superpowers: [A-list Energy Blast], [A-List Energy Shield], [B-List Weapon Creation] (10.5/20 A-list), [A-List Physical Fitness], [Psionic Resistance].
>Equipment: [Mid-Tech Secret Base (Cavern under High School), +Hidden], [High-Speed Motorcycle (Super)], [Army Base], [Tattered Father's Costume], [League Communicator]
>Followers: Grandpa (Running Secret Base), [Florida Resistance (Trained)], [Resistance Government], [Mark and Michelle - Fire and Ice twins], [Sophia - Electric Girl], [Julio - Healer], [David, Psionic Amputee]
>Renown: B-List
FREE ACTION: Take the Communicator. There's only one question left to Pulse's mind, burning above all others:
"Are any of them alive?"
((1/3: Meet up with the Florida Resistance and get to the coast at Grandpa's direction. There'll be time for examining the communicator later.))
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64db7e No.32339
| Rolled 55, 9, 37 = 101 (3d100) |
>>Name: Paradox (Alexandra Kein)
>>Age: Mid-Late 30's. Don't be rude about it.
>>Origin Story: Daughter of a scientist that never really seemed to do anything while Alexandra was around, Alexandra resented the father that was never there and his insistence that she follow in his shallow footsteps as a scientist. When the jazz skeletons attacked, he sent her far from their home in New York State to the Dakotas. Mumbling about 'having to destroy every scrap of it' and 'now it was her turn', he thrust a small notebook into her grasp and told her to 'reactivate the program'. Inside was gibberish, until one day she dropped the journal and saw the message from the correct angle. "Enemy: Unknown." The strange figures that looked like little grey men on several pages began to make sense.
>>Blood Type: O+
>>Signature Color: Dark Yellow
>>Domain: South-Western South Dakota
>>Superpowers: [C-List Device Invention], [Super Intellect], [Outsider Tech Knowledge] [D-List Whip Combat]
>>Equipment: [Armored Labcoat Disguise], [Antique Laser Rifle],[Prototype Laser Whip], [Passkey], [Tiny Xenolab], [Cursed "HellBuster", No Warranty][Ghetto Cross] [Slightly Holy Showerhead]
>>Followers: 3 Veteran Soldiers, 30 Green Soldiers
>>Renown: D-List
>>Communications: Radio - listen across USA. broadcast 1 state radius.
>>Projects:[B-List Device Invention 5/15]
>>Misc: 4 [Skeleton Scrap]
>>32336
"Fuck it, I'll be up in a minute."
1&2.
Paradox grabs a seemingly random assortment of items from across the lab, including some bits that looked like they were from a Rock-N-Rifle prototype. She needed a guitar, and she saw possibility… and a chance to dip some of the less sensitive parts in a slightly holy showerhead's water.
+[C-List Device Invention], [Super Intellect], [Outsider Tech Knowledge]
+[Ghetto Cross] [Slightly Holy Showerhead]
3.
Paradox runs the [Slightly Holy Showerhead] and steps under it.
"No warranty, huh? That could change if you pledge yourself to me, and get the fuck off my back. Or we can go back to the whip. I think you liked that."
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64db7e No.32349
| Rolled 89, 25 = 114 (2d100) |
>>32302
Name: Lord Deadly (Born: Laird Dade Lee)
Age: Mid twenties
Origin Story: See first post; Knight who got super-powers following a turkey accident
Blood Type: O Positive
Signature Color: Dark Green
Domain: None
Superpowers: [B-List Super Speed], [C-List Physical Fitness], [B-List Swordsmanship]
Equipment: [Longsword], [Kite Shield], [Plate Armor (Unremovable)]. [Medium Funds], [Halberd], [Armor Polish]
Followers: None
Renown: Starts at D-List
TRAINING: [B-List Physical Fitness 2/8] [A-List Swordsmanship 9/18] [D-List Staff Combat 1/4]
1/2. That looks dangerous. It's served me well so far, however, to simply evade his blows and strike at his weak points. I'll focus in particular on his legs; Without them, he won't be able to resist my attacks, as long as I stay out of reach of his arms.
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64db7e No.32352
>>32349
missing a dice friendo
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64db7e No.32353
| Rolled 18 (1d100) |
>>32352
>>32349
adurp durp durp durp
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64db7e No.32354
| Rolled 3, 15, 70 = 88 (3d100) |
>>32302
Name: The Shroud
Age: Time Immemorial
Origin Story: Here since the beginning, the invasion and overthrow of the governments by the robots disturb its slumber. Actually really intelligent and has decided to pose as a super villain to gain more power.
Blood Type: Lcl
Signature Color: Dark Black
Domain: Redding
Superpowers: [B-List Super Strength]; [A-List Super A.T Shield 7/20]; [A-List Regeneration], [Max Limbs (8)]; [D-List Spook-Vision]
Weakness: [Horror From Beyond] - You inspire dread and fear in everyday people. Good luck getting followers or allies.
Equipment: Spoon Collection
Followers: [The LOBBRs (League Of Bargain Bin Rejects)]
Renown: C-List.
[Wounded]
1-3; gogogogogogoggoggoggogogogogogogogogogogogogogogoggoogogoggogoogogogogogogogo rip and tear consume its core consume its everything
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64db7e No.32355
| Rolled 56, 13, 65 - 25 = 109 (3d100) |
>>32354
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64db7e No.32356
| Rolled 49, 67, 100 - 8 = 208 (3d100) |
>>32349
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64db7e No.32357
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64db7e No.32372
| Rolled 11, 69, 19 = 99 (3d100) |
Name: The Mastermind
Age: At least 100
http://pastebin.com/jqJPHFCr
>Blood Type: AB+
>Signature Color: Dark Red
>Domain: New Mexico
>Superpowers: [Super Intellect], [D-List Device Invention] [Awesome Scar] [B-List Entropy]
>>32339
>>32328
>>32304
>>32028
-I am the frontman
-Demetrius on the Drums
-Hell-Rider on Lead Guitar
-Paradox on Rhythym
-SCORPIO on Base
We got all the players.
Now to assemble the band, and the ARMY.
1-3. Make sure everyone is ready to play and nobody is fucked up, delayed, or otherwise not able to show. ASSEMBLE THE BAND.
Bring up the DOOMilitary for the great battle that will surround the battle of the bands. A pyrotechincal, laser, and light show to accompany the contest of Rock & Roll. Man against devil. Doom against demon.
A battle of ROCK, ROLL, and LASER BEAMS.
1 DOOMtrooper Regiments
1 DOOMechanized Regiments
[Rock-N-Rifles]
2 [Doom Tanks!]
1 [Doom Crawler!]
4 [Sound Tanks]
1 [Heavy Plasma Tank!]
1 [Sound Barges]
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64db7e No.32374
Quartet 2 solemnly strode into the tallest room of Skeleton Prime's great, terrible tower, in the heart of New York. The skull-shaped window granted a grand, sweeping view of the chrome-plated, completely Skeletonized city, which now lay under an overcast sky. At the window stood a figure garbed in a ragged, undyed cloth cloak.
"Vibraphone," growled Quartet 2, "he hasn't answered in weeks. No communications received through Europe."
Quartet 1 turned himself through raw psychic power, staring at the taller, gold-plated figure across from him. In Quartet 1's hands was clutched the unmoving, flickering skull and shoulders of Quartet 4.
"Trumpet Wraith, you worry too much. It is unbecoming. If he had fallen, then we would know instantly."
"I'm not concerned with him falling, I'm concerned with him going–"
"Insane?" barked a cold, mechanical voice from behind, and both machines turned to behold their leader, gliding effortlessly across the floor, holding his magi-crystal encrusted arm out and keeping the other tucked away. "You fear that -my- will can be overcome? Has your trust finally begun to waver?"
"No, of course not, I–"
"Silence."
Prime clenched his hand, and in an instant, seven chrome canisters, man-sized, appeared behind him. "I have already put our discovery to good use. These long-captured heroes have outlived their usefulness as experiments and sources of information. I have broken their wills utterly. They will be our new shock troops against these dissenters."
Prime pulled his other arm out of its cloak, and both his subordinates stiffened in shock. The limb was made of solid, intricately carved pink crystal. With the tiniest twitch of a pinky, Prime ripped Quartet 4's head out of Quartet 1's hands, and brought it into his own.
"Our dear Saxophone Specter remains in mental shock from the trauma of falling victim to Scorpio's weapon. Without a flesh and blood brain, he cannot recover. But I have acquired a new, more powerful body for him, for I have not yet forgotten the great service he has done for us."
"You would extend this mercy to Quartet 4," queried Q1, "but not to Quartet 3?"
"Ankou Trombone. Our dear Vito. Always the most hot-blooded of us, always the warrior. He was far beyond saving, Vibraphone, you know this. If I could do the same, why, I certainly would. But I cannot. And the fact that I cannot only hardens my heart against the rabble-rousers within our borders."
The canisters lit up at the edges with a sinister purple hue, and one by one began to disappear from view. "Once I return Quartet 4 to health, we will do away with half-measures."
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64db7e No.32375
>>32303
1. Phillip heals up your team well enough, force-feeding them Nutribars even when they insist that they're well and fully healed. He even patches you up, too.
You and your Super Team are back in perfect health.
2. You march south, blasting, cutting and metal-dicking all the Skeletons you can find!
3. Doxy Analysis 5/9
>>32304
1/2/3. You shred some sick riffs off of your guitar, day in, day out, and, hell, you're gettin' pretty good!
Just as you hear the Mastermind put out a call to assemble, though, you hear a quiet buzzing noise from off in the distance. You lower your guitar and squint to behold, on the next hill over, a figure in green-plated power armor, clutching what looks like a massive bong in one hand. The other is sheathed in crackling electricity.
The figure takes a harsh rip of his bong, which seems to light without fire, and he strides forward as he exhales a cloud of pink-tinted smoke through the twin ventilation ports of his helmet. Just over the hill behind him comes a dreadlocked black man with plas-blade emitters on his arms. He'd look normal– if it weren't for the fact that where his face should be, there's just a cyber-skeleton metal skull.
"Minion! This bowl's cashed out. I'm going to need a fresh one after all -this-…"
As you start to call the demon within you up, you hear the noises of SMOOTH JAZZ rapidly approaching!
C-List Guitar Skills 3/6
>>32305
1. A-List Endurance 17/20
3. Gain [Basic Skelescrap Forge!]
2. You map out a basic warpath that should loop you around all of them, and allow you to take back a swath of Skeleton Territory.
One overcast afternoon you muster your troops to carry this plan out– but, suddenly, you hear the all-too-familiar noises of SMOOTH JAZZ in the distance!
Before you can react, your soldiers are swept aside by a magnetic wave, and several ball bearings crack into your body from the far left. Summoning your draconic powers and giving a snarling roar of challenge, you behold a man in a ragged cloth robe, a man seemingly made of metal, with a swirling cloud of metallic implements around his form.
"This ought to be a piece of cake. I need some lizard-skin boots to go with my outfit…"
>>32308
3. You push south to Chicago, taking the outlying counties back and massing your men at the walls. The Social Justice Warriors, though, are strangely absent… you figure they would be screeching venom at you by now!
1. As you wait in your fabulous traile– er, aluminum war tent, Richards and Frankensteen bust into your abode, holding the globe aloft– and you can see that the outer layer has been peeled away to reveal a sphere of purple-pink crystal within!
"We have done it! We've done it, Lord Bob!"
"This sphere is a psychic control locus. Quartet 3 was -using- it to amplify his own psychic powers and direct his troops on the battlefield!"
"Yes, yes, we've found that nanomachines are embedded in every iota of the internal crystalline structure–"
"And by disabling them, we believe we have deleted and disrupted several thousand pages worth of Skeleton tactics and combat data! Their troops are now at a disadvantage!"
"And, what's more, Lord Bob, we think that we can retrofit this globe, with Psychonaut's help, to give YOU a control locus! Of course, it won't work very well, perhaps suitable for piloting a vehicle… but further research can be done! Isn't that great?"
2. Before you can tell them that that's great, and ask them how the castle repairs are going, the roof of your trailer is torn apart, and both doctors leap backwards to avoid the metal-studded scorpion's tail that strikes out at them. You cast your eyes upward to behold a horrid sight– what looks like a mutated, brutal cross between teenage girl and scorpion is slavering back at you, clad in the mangled remnants of some kind of sweater. She– it– snaps metal-enhanced pincers and lets out an insectoid roar, as the sounds of SMOOTH JAZZ begin to start up in the distance…
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64db7e No.32376
>>32314
1. Improved Tech Lab 2/6
2. Repaired College Base 2/4
3. You suit up and head out to fight some bandits. Well. Mostly, all you find are some cyber-skeleton patrols, and, utilizing your suit's power thrusters and blasters, you manage to take them out easy enough!
Gain 5 Skeleton Scrap. Gain 1 Skeleton Laser Rifle.
>>32321
1. A-list Super Sorcery 5/25
2. Amphibious Combat Tactics .5/5. It's not going over -too- well, especially for the Wendigo, who want to know why you aren't just making the Brineborn do it.
3. Gain [Nice Yacht]. Gain [Small Boat Squadron]
4. Perhaps an E– or is that just a very ghetto K? It's impossible to tell, but snippets of conversation make it through the static: "How to block–" "I can teach you–" "We have to dest–" "came back negative, so–" "What's Yang Sunjust's number?"
>>32323
1. Power Armor Factory Upgrade 2/8
2. You can't reproduce the purple energy or the crystals, but straining the stuff gives you the base workings of what you're pretty sure could be a very serviceable form of repair gel or, perhaps, fabricating ferrofluid!
Gain [Living Metal Fabrication] as a produced technology. You can easily refine this into self-repairing tech or a tool-creation amplifier.
3. You try to further your own basic grasp of superpowered tool creation, but a noise keeps bugging you… a familiar noise… it's…
SMOOTH JAZZ?
As you get up to meet the Skeletons in combat, the ceiling explodes– AGAIN. This time, though, a figure in sleek, modern white power armor with a half-bitten apple logo plastered all over majestically floats down. He extends his arms out to the sides, and a pair of solid white batons crackling with energy– and coming with built-in headphone jacks!– extend from his armor.
"Hello. Have you tried upgrading to Apple, Mr. Intrieri?"
>>32324
1. You get your foot stuck in an old copper mine at the Moscovia-DOOMland border. Takes a while to get it out.
2. Gain [Automotive Factory].
3. The troops begin to mount an offensive against the Cyber Skeletons, eager to take the fight to them, but it quickly devolves into a pointless stalemate. They ask for you to come aid them… even as you hear the sounds of SMOOTH JAZZ in the distance.
Then, out of nowhere, there's a loud CRASH, and you look over your shoulder to see your Rival, newly outfitted with armor, wrist-blades and a set of nasty sharpened teeth. Atop the machine stands a brown-skinned man that's half-machine, but not exactly half-skeleton, you can see. In one hand is an evil-looking needle filled with purple fluid. In the other is a nasty, glowing scalpel. His voice carries unnaturally far.
"Ah, I've heard much of you, Miss Moscovia. You'll make a fine -specimen-…"
>>32325
1. Portal to hell? Oh, you find no portal to hell…
What you do find, though, is a bloodshot demonic eye, manifested via demon-spell under the ground, staring at your every move. When it senses your scrying presence, it gives what can only be described as a wink and disappears…
3. A-list Super Sorcery 11/25
2. As the ritual carries on, your cultists shudder. They look up to the skies, and through the chanting and magical vibrations, you hear the telltale noises of SMOOTH JAZZ.
And then you feel a rumbling noise as something bursts from the earth outside of the circle, something that carries fearsome magical power– the power of the Loa. Of Voodoun. You open your eyes to see a tall man, black as night, with merciless eyes and a white-painted face. In one hand swirls dark magics– in the other, a gris-gris is clutched tightly.
"Voodoo Jack's got a hunger… a hunger that only -magic- can slake…"
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64db7e No.32377
>>32328
1. GiLiMeSS 6/20
2. Laser Integration System 4/8
3. You pick up a bass and head on over to Mastermind's demon-packed joint. You're sure you remember how to play this thing…!
>>32332
3. B-List Invulnerability 4/15
1/2. You continue blasting at everything you can, practicing how to properly flex your bag in order to get the most range out of it.
Then, suddenly, your bag crumples inward as a fist hammers into it. Again, and again, before you conjure an ice shield and stop your attacker dead-on. Calling your geese, and contorting high into the air, you hear the sounds of AMERICAN SMOOTH JAZZ in the distance– and see before you a man in a black turtleneck, clutching a -massive- thermos of… coffee? In one hand. He points at you with a vibrating, super-speed finger.
"I'VE BEEN NEEDING SOMETHING TO PUT IN MY CUPPA JOE FOR -MONTHS-… AND -YOU'LL- DO JUST FINE…"
>>32335
1. You are no longer wounded. You got a really nice lollipop for being a good boy and not screaming "How Could This Happen To Me" by Simple Plan while they were fixing you up, to boot.
2. Donte's Amulet Study 3/5
3. Skelescrap Doctor 7/12. The -other- doctors haven't got a clue as to where you can find one…
>>32338
1/3. You jet to the coast after what feels like months of contemplation, finding your super-team in fierce combat with a fleet of chrome, bone-motifed skeleton ships. They're giving as good as they get, firing concussive sonic volleys and crackling laser beams. Mark and Michelle breathe sighs of relief as you show up, kicking your bike's stand into place.
"They're bombarding the coast. We've been holding them off so far, but now that -you're- here…"
>>32339
1/2. Gain [Slightly Holy Slightly Ghetto Empowered Guitar]. [SHSG Guitar] for short.
3. You step under the showerhead, and the demon in your head screeches angrily. "STOP! CUT IT OUT! AAAAH, AAAAH, NOOOO, AAAH come on, now, you honestly thought that would -convince- me? It's like standing under a shower that hasn't got any water pressure. More, uh, -unsatisfying- than anything… but I like your -spirit-, kid. So much I might just eat it!"
Despite the demon's back-talk, the pack DOES feel lighter… perhaps you'll need something more holy.
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64db7e No.32378
>>32349
>>32353
>>32356
"Foul fiend. I will carve apart your legs!" you cry, hacking at the Brass Baron's leg-plating, severing joints and cutting armor. "I will wound you so -greivously- that you can do nothing but prattle and drool! Have at thee, knave, backbiter, dost thou, -prate-, and taunt me in the teeth??!?"
The Brass Baron tanked several sword-blows, and parried a few more, but it was when Lord Deadly went in for another mordhau, right at his knee, the clockwork nobleman grabbed hold of Deadly's face. "Based on how you fight, you -should- be a woman-"
The Baron, with a hiss of steam, skyrocketed some four stories into the air, sundering Deadly's shield at the height of his climb before falling down, down, down, to slam the knight with all his might right into the concrete, head-first, cracking his helmet and leaving a jagged crater.
"But your ugly voice and uglier -posture- forbid me to interpret that you -are- so!"
Lose your Kite Shield.
You are now [Wounded]. Your Helmet has been cracked.
BEGIN ROUND 3 OF LORD DEADLY-VS-BRASS BARON
>>32354
>>32355
Aiming to capitalize on the machine's failings, The Shroud surged forward with hands at the ready, voraciously trying to eat whatever it could, however it could.
Even damaged, though, the bass-boosted bruiser put up a ferocious fight. With its two remaining, intact arms, it pummeled, elbowed and neck-punched the creature of darkness into the ground, and, for good measure, stomped again on its facial plating. Before it could make -another- stomp, the Shroud swiped out and mangled its shin armor, unfortunately not getting to anything terribly -vital- before the machine disengaged.
As The Shroud rose, Billie's Bounce slumped forward, almost as if shutting off! Its turbine went dead quiet!
And then it lit up again.
Its lights were all -purple-, this time, instead of orange. And it moved with cold conviction as it raised a hand and made a "come hither" gesture to the battered monster.
BEGIN ROUND 12 OF THE SHROUD-VS-BILLIE'S-BOUNCE
>>32372
1/2/3. You assemble your forces! The soldiers, the tanks, the soldiers IN the tanks, soldiers that WISH they were in the tanks, the strippers that the soldiers were holding IN the tanks!
You clutch your DOOM microphone tight as Demetrius sets up his drums, and both Scorpio and Paradox step up to finish tuning their guitars. The only person missing is…
"Sir!" barks a sentry. "Hell-Rider is out front, sir! And Skeletons are on the approach! They've sent some kind of… cyber-stoner to fight him! It doesn't look good!"
Sk1d let out a low, demonic chuckle, kneeling down to grin with his unnaturally large, fang-toothed maw at the Mastermind. "WELL, WELL, YOUR -GUITARIST- IS RUNNING A LITTLE LATE, HUH? A SHAME THAT PRIME WOULDN'T LET US HAVE OUR… 'FUN.' LET'S BRING THEM ON IN. THEY CAN WATCH ME DRAG YOU AND YOUR SORRY LITTLE BAND TO -HELL-!"
You have 1 TURN LEFT to assemble your band, and THE HELL RIDER is embroiled in a fight!
The literal entirety of the rest of your armed forces, clad in Mastermind and DOOM swag, is crowded into the auditorium, though. Not minding the demon-energies screaming about.
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64db7e No.32381
POST YOUR TURNS IN THE NEW THREAD -HERE-: http://8ch.net/builders/res/32379.html
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64db7e No.32689
| Rolled 35, 72, 95 = 202 (3d100) |
Name: The Mastermind
Age: At least 100
http://pastebin.com/jqJPHFCr
>Blood Type: AB+
>Signature Color: Dark Red
>Domain: New Mexico
>Superpowers: [Super Intellect], [D-List Device Invention] [Awesome Scar] [B-List Entropy]
"Hell-Rider! You shall be the champion demon among demons today. Go forth and strike against this foe you are so familiar with.
I and mine shall face my hated rival, the SKELETONS.
Paradox! Go forth with the support of some of my men, and pick a target in that infernal band! Use that laser whip and show their guitarist the importance of wearing protection!"
—
1-3.
The Mastermind chooses the song for the band to play. He had an army, but the Hell-Rider stood alone.
He decided to support him even as they fought the skeletons, by singing the most appropriate piece of METAL and ROCK of the Hell-Rider!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DfYLar2QGI&index=15&list=PLhQCJTkrHOwSX8LUnIMgaTq3chP1tiTut
As the Mastermind screams into several pairs of microphones and speakers, his own forces mount the assault, sound weapons and lasers blaring as an entire DOOMtroper Regiment with armor support advances, veterans who have fought skeletons before, and focusing on keeping the skeletons out of their hair as they fought with the demons at the same, as bolts of energy ascended to meet the foul metallic corpses
1 DOOMtrooper Regiments [ROCK'N'RIFLES]
1 DOOMechanized Regiments
[Rock-N-Rifles]
2 [Doom Tanks!]
1 [Doom Crawler!]
4 [Sound Tanks]
1 [Heavy Plasma Tank!]
1 [Sound Barges]
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