779757 No.16194 [View All]
>this is a simple d20 game to kill time between serious buildrs, don't both getting salty over it
>you get one action. If you move or something moves into you and it's hostile a fight ensues. You will roll for Advantage but I will process the fight. View the above > for reference.
>there is a simple fog of war
The object of the game is to escape the dungeon, but knowing you shitters I suspect you'll find some other ways to have fun ( ~ ʖ °)
>the map exists as-of this thread's posting, but it's up to y'all to figure it out (° ʖ -)
[[Fill Out]]
Name:
Backstory:
Gender:
Race: Dwarf/Elf/Gnome/Human/Orc (Only)
[[DM Fills Out]]
Health: [7/10]
Special Snowflake /Ability/:
Inventory:
[No Backpack]
[No Pockets]
[Left Hand Open]
[Right Hand Open]
>No player limit, anytime infinite drop-in
>AFK characters eaten by a grue on 6th turn of inactivity
>there is no turnbank but you're assumed to Rest any turn of inactivity, which may be beneficial
Useful Action Suggestions:
>ignite x with y
>move to w/e/s/n (if a valid exit exists in that direction)
>Rest
>Eat
>put item in [hand/pocket\backpack]
>put [clothing] on [yourself]/[another]
>[w]ield shield\weapon in [left/rigt] hand
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779757 No.17335
 | Rolled 7 (1d20) |
>>17328
Name: Shortstuff
Backstory: A very short orc who is usually makes up for it by being clever and good with mystical, magical, stuff. Probably thrown into the dungeon as a prank.
Gender: Male
Orc: Immune to Poison
Health: [5/10]
[WOT'S IT DO?]: You're able to determine the function of most things by throwing trash at it. You're set, as long as you've got enough trash.
Inventory:
[No Backpack]
[No Pockets]
[Left Hand open]
[Right Hand Arrowx3]
>search room extensively
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779757 No.17340
| Rolled 1 (1d20) |
>>17280
Name: Vence Smeal
Backstory: Wait who is that? ᶜᵒᵗᶦᶫ ᶜᵒʳᵃᶰᵗʰ ᵏʰᵃᵐᵃᶰˢᵉ Where the fuck did he- she? -come from? ᵀʰᵉ ᵛᵉˢˢᵉᶫ ʷᵃᶫᵏˢ How the hell did they even get into this dungeon? ᴴᵃᶰᵍ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵒᵖᵉ
Gender: (?)
Human: Human NPCs have a chance of not attacking you
Health: [4/10]
[WHISPERS]: You may invoke a strange curse for guidance as your action. It may or may not lead you to an early grave.
Inventory:
[Head: Bucket]
[Neck: Cloth]
[No Backpack]
[No Pockets]
[Left Hand]: [Dagger, 2d2, can [t]hrow from a room away, double damage on consecutive double 2’s]
[Right Hand]: Torch
[Leather Short Skirt (Worn)]
>ignore [Tinder]
>Use blood to draw an arrow pointing NORTHEAST
>move NORTHEAST
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779757 No.17357
| Rolled 6 (1d20) |
>>17328
>Name: Urist Mcfisher
>Backstory: A dwarven fisherman who is hopelessly lost.
>Gender: neuter
>Dwarf: Greedy fuck, find items 2/5ths the time others would find rats
>Health: [7/10]
>[FISHY BUSINESS] May wield any fish as a 1d4 weapon. 75% chance to knockout on a roll of 4.
>Inventory:
>[Back: Burlap Sack](Contains:[Empty Bottle 0/2],[Frozen Rat Corpse],)
>[No Pockets]
>[Chest: Cloth Shirt]
>[Left Hand: Herb-stuffed Pipe][1/3]
>[Right Hand: Wand of Freeze][1/3]
>[Genitalia: Stout Dong of healing[2/3]]
>Combine cloth with Rope to make Loincloth
>Go Southwest
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779757 No.17362
| Rolled 1 (1d20) |
[Beefbeard]
Name: Beefbeard
Backstory: Beefbeard likes violence and death, money, and drugs. He's literally stumbled out of a tavern after fighting with like three guys nude. He won, of course.
Gender: Male
Dwarf: Greedy fuck, find items 2/5ths the time others would find rats
Health: [2/10]
[VICE]: Beefbeard is used to making due with less-than-adequate paraphernalia. He can find a way to ingest Herb without fire or a pipe, given trash, time, and some luck–he makes no guarantees it'll be a quality experience, however.
Inventory:
[Wand of Identify][1/2]
[No Backpack]
[No Pockets]
[Left Hand Open]
[Right Hand: Pipe]
—
[Action]
–
[equip kite shield]
[equip long skirt]
[equip dagger]
[spit on corpse]
[rest to recover health?]
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779757 No.17363
| Rolled 1 (1d20) |
>>17328
Name: Jim McFuckyouimawizard
Backstory: Jim is a wizard. How does Jim know this? Because Jim can only remember three things. One, his name is Jim. Two, he is a wizard. Three, Rhine is a bitch. He does not remember who this Rhine person is but apparently he or she is a bitch.
Gender: Male
Orc: Immune to Poison
Health: [7/10]
[WAAAAGH!][1/1]: Free action, grant everyone fight alongside you (including yourself) +1 damage on their first hit this combat. Resting recharges from [0/1] >> [1/1].
Inventory:
[No Backpack]
[No Pockets]
[Left Hand Open]
[Right Hand: Bow]
Greet [Orc]
Tell [Orc] to follow me
Go through [North West] door.
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779757 No.17369
| Rolled 9 (1d20) |
>>17221
Backstory: Smasha is an Orc. Like most Orcs, he likes to fight, eat, and make more orcs or half-orcs. He enjoys smashing people's faces with a bludgeoning weapon. Any questions?
Gender: Male
Orc: Immune to Poison
[[DM Fills Out]]
Health: [5/10]
[HEAD KNOCKAH] +10% chance to know foe unconscious when you roll the highest possible number on an attack die. Stacks with bludgeoning weapons.
Inventory:
[No Backpack]
[No Pockets]
[Poultice]
[Wand of ???]>>[Wand of Polymorph][2/2]
[Both Hands: GIANT LOG[10/10]]
>>17335
Assist the little one in searching dis 'ere room fer sumthing.
"Wot're we lookin' fer?"
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779757 No.17516
>>17329
>>17330
[Shoulder - Poultice (2/2)] >> [Shoulder - Poultice (1/2)]
+2 Health!
>You have recovered some Health thanks to the healing herbs in the poultice.
[6/10]
>You are in a ROOM.
>There are exits to the NORTH and WEST.
>>17335
There is something here!
>You find a [Buckler][3/3]: (-1 incoming damage, -1 durability per hit)
>You are in a ROOM.
>There are exits to the NORTH and EAST
>>17340
>You are in a ROOM.
>There are exits to the SOUTH WEST and NORTH.
There is something here!
>There is a Beautiful Woman here!
>>She is wearing a [Leather Corset].
>>She is wielding a [Whip].
She is attempting to charm you (1d5)[3/3]
>She succeeded!
>>You are helpless as she removes your [Leather Short Skirt] and drops it on the ground
>>She looks at your nakedness confused for a moment.
>The Beautiful Woman is transmogrifying herself!
A flash of LIGHT temporarily blinds you!
There is something here!
>There is a Handsome Man here!
>>He is wearing [Leather Pants].
>>He is wielding a [Whip].
The effects of the charm have warn off.
You slash him with the dagger for 2d2.
>4 dmg
[2/6]
He whips you for 1d4.
>-2 Health
[2/10]
You slash him with the dagger for 2d2.
>4 dmg
[-2/6]
You decapitate the Handsome Man! With a dagger! Impressive.
>The [Handsome Man's Head] and [Handsome Man's Body] strike the floor and lay there silently.
>>17357
Gender: Neuter >> Gender: Male
[Groin: Loincloth]
>You are in a ROOM.
>There are exits to the NORTH EAST and SOUTH
There is something here!
>It's a [Potion of ???]
There is something else!
>It is [ANOTHER DWARF!]
>>You [Strike the Earth!] in celebration
>>His beard menaces with spikes of dwarf
>>He wears a [Burlap Long Skirt]
>>He wields a [Kite Shield]
>>He wields a [Dagger]
>>17362
>You spit on the corpse–it reanimates as a zombie!
[[RESPECT THE DEAD, PLEBEIAN!]] comes the thundering voice of the God of the Dead.
multi-user combat
>>17357 1st Round (6)
Zombie: 2nd Round (4)
>>17362 3rd Round (1)
Urist cracks her pipe across the zombie's face for 1d2!
>2 dmg
[2/4]
The Zombie is choosing its target!
The Zombie chooses Urist as he has dealt the most damage.
The Zombie slaps you ineffectually for 1d3-1.
>-0 Health
Beefbeard slices the Zombie with his dagger for 2d2!
>3 dmg
The [Zombie] collapses to the ground.
>You're not so sure the [Zombie] is down for good though–its body yet stirs.
>>Urist and Beefbeard may interact or begin combat with one another as a free action
multi-user combat
>>17369 (1st) 9
Smasha, who moves WEST to accompany Shortstuff
>>17363 (2nd) 7
Shortstuff, who is already there.
RAT PACK! (3rd) 5
>>17363 (4th) 1
Jim, who somehow takes the WEST door instead
Smasha drops the GIANT LOG on the RAT PACK! for 2d3
>3 dmg
[2/5]
Shortstuff slaps the RAT PACK for 1d2
>2 dmg
[0/5]
>The [RAT PACK!] retreats, leaving x2 [Rat Corpse]s behind immobile on the ground.
>You are all in a ROOM
>There are exits to the NORTH and EAST
There is something here!
>It's a [Buckler][3/3]: (-1 incoming damage, -1 durability per hit)
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779757 No.17517
| Rolled 1 (1d20) |
[Beefbeard]
Name: Beefbeard
Backstory: Beefbeard likes violence and death, money, and drugs. He's literally stumbled out of a tavern after fighting with like three guys nude. He won, of course.
Gender: Male
Dwarf: Greedy fuck, find items 2/5ths the time others would find rats
Health: [2/10]
[VICE]: Beefbeard is used to making due with less-than-adequate paraphernalia. He can find a way to ingest Herb without fire or a pipe, given trash, time, and some luck–he makes no guarantees it'll be a quality experience, however.
Inventory:
[Wand of Identify][1/2]
[No Backpack]
[No Pockets]
[Burlap Long Skirt]
[Left Hand: Kite Shield]
[Right Hand: Dagger]
—
[Action]
–
[Give Urist a kiss in a platonic dwarfy way]
[Kill zombie, again, cut its head off]
[Rest]
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779757 No.17526
Name: Fumblina Tumbledown Wibblywobble Stubs-me-toes Char-le-hoeurs Laflailsey Noncywit Flatheadia the excessively privileged
Backstory: one of several children of Noncy-ponce Ficklewit Flatheadia the perpetually-perplexed (mother) and Feeblefumble Stumps-me-now Fatphilander Flathead the unconcerned (father), she was supposed to be the wonderful darling child of theres, as she was the youngest most beautiful girl and her heritage showed quite clearly early on, since the top of her head was completely flat and since she had difficulty remembering her own name until she was 8 years old and had learned to write. Unfortunately she was pretty much only interested in ballet, and, when it became clear that her very privileged family expected her to settle for one of her flatheaded cousins and marry him, she went on an adventure instead. This is that adventure.
Gender: Female
Race: Human, flathead type
[[DM Fills Out]]
Health: [7/10]
Special Snowflake /Ability/:
Inventory:
[No Backpack]
[No Pockets]
[Left Hand Open]
[Right Hand Open]
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779757 No.17551
| Rolled 6 (1d20) |
>>17516
Name: Vence Smeal
Backstory: Wait who is that? ᶜᵒᵗᶦᶫ ᶜᵒʳᵃᶰᵗʰ ᵏʰᵃᵐᵃᶰˢᵉ Where the fuck did he- she? -come from? ᵀʰᵉ ᵛᵉˢˢᵉᶫ ʷᵃᶫᵏˢ How the hell did they even get into this dungeon? ᴴᵃᶰᵍ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵒᵖᵉ
Gender: (?)
Human: Human NPCs have a chance of not attacking you
Health: [2/10]
[WHISPERS]: You may invoke a strange curse for guidance as your action. It may or may not lead you to an early grave.
Inventory:
[Head: Bucket]
[Neck: Cloth]
[No Backpack]
[No Pockets]
[Left Hand]: [Dagger, 2d2, can [t]hrow from a room away, double damage on consecutive double 2’s]
[Right Hand]: Torch
[Leather Short Skirt (Worn)][Leather Pants (Worn)]
>Wear [Leather Short Skirt] over chest
>put on [Leather Pants]
>[D]rink the blood of the [Handsome Man] and [Rest] to restore health
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779757 No.17556
| Rolled 6 (1d20) |
>>17516
>Name: Urist Mcfisher
>Backstory: A dwarven fisherman who is hopelessly lost.
>Gender: nMale
>Dwarf: Greedy fuck, find items 2/5ths the time others would find rats
>Health: [7/10]
>[FISHY BUSINESS] May wield any fish as a 1d4 weapon. 75% chance to knockout on a roll of 4.
>Inventory:
>[Back: Burlap Sack](Contains:[Empty Bottle 0/2],[Frozen Rat Corpse],Poultice)
>[No Pockets]
>[Chest: Cloth Shirt]
>[Left Hand: Herb-stuffed Pipe][1/3]
>[Right Hand: Wand of Freeze][1/3]
>[Genitalia: Stout Dong of healing[2/3]]
>[Groin: Loincloth]
>Give dwarf [Herb-stuffed Pipe][1/3]
>Go south
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779757 No.17563
| Rolled 16 (1d20) |
Name: The Wizard of Frobozz
Backstory: The wizard was once a respected enchanter, but when his powers began to fade he was exiled by Lord Dimwit Flathead. Now bordering on senility, the wizard is still a force to be reckoned with.
Gender: Male
Human: Human NPCs have a chance of not attacking you.
Health: [6/10]
[[IDENTIFY]][1/1]: Though most of your magick is ancient history, you can still cast Identify–you'll need to rest between every cast, however.
Inventory:
[No Backpack]
[L Pocket - Potion of Stone Skin (1/2)]
[Body - Cotton Dress]
[Left Hand - Hatched (2d2)]
[Right Hand - Crude Spear (1d3)]
[Shoulder - Poultice (1/2)]
>rest
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779757 No.17565
| Rolled 1 (1d20) |
>>17516
Name: Shortstuff
Backstory: A very short orc who is usually makes up for it by being clever and good with mystical, magical, stuff. Probably thrown into the dungeon as a prank.
Gender: Male
Orc: Immune to Poison
Health: [5/10]
[WOT'S IT DO?]: You're able to determine the function of most things by throwing trash at it. You're set, as long as you've got enough trash.
Inventory:
[No Backpack]
[No Pockets]
[Left Hand [Buckler][3/3]]
[Right Hand Arrowx3]
>equip Buckler to Left Hand
>move to north
>>17369
"You are good at fight. And I was looking for useful things, like this!"
>hold up buckler triumphantly
>equips Buckler to Left Hand
"Only one way to go."
>moves to north
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779757 No.17566
| Rolled 19 (1d20) |
>>17516
Name: Jim McFuckyouimawizard
Backstory: Jim is a wizard. How does Jim know this? Because Jim can only remember three things. One, his name is Jim. Two, he is a wizard. Three, Rhine is a bitch. He does not remember who this Rhine person is but apparently he or she is a bitch.
Gender: Male
Orc: Immune to Poison
Health: [7/10]
[WAAAAGH!][1/1]: Free action, grant everyone fight alongside you (including yourself) +1 damage on their first hit this combat. Resting recharges from [0/1] >> [1/1].
Inventory:
[No Backpack]
[No Pockets]
[Left Hand Open]
[Right Hand: Bow]
Follow fellow Orcs North
>>17565
"All I have is this cowards weapon. Also hello."
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779757 No.17598
>>17526
Name:
Fumblina Tumbledown Wibblywobble Stubs-me-toes Char-le-hoeurs Laflailsey Noncywit Flatheadia the excessively privileged
Gender: Female
Human: Human NPCs have a chance of not attacking you.
Health: [7/10]
[FLATHEAD PRIVILEGE]: You were made for great things. Occasionally an attacker will be CHECKED by your PRIVILEGE and retreat in deference. This is a double-edged sword, however, as you may be asked to CHECK your own PRIVILEGE in turn.
Inventory:
[No Backpack]
[No Pockets]
[Left Hand Open]
[Right Hand Open]
>You fall down a chute from ABOVE and hit the ground hard, losing consciousness.
>You awaken in a ROOM.
>There is an exit to the NORTH WEST.
Feel free to post.
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779757 No.17607
| Rolled 9 (1d20) |
>>17598
Name: Fumblina Tumbledown Wibblywobble Stubs-me-toes Char-le-hoeurs Laflailsey Noncywit Flatheadia the excessively privileged
Gender: Female
Human: Human NPCs have a chance of not attacking you.
Health: [7/10]
[FLATHEAD PRIVILEGE]: You were made for great things. Occasionally an attacker will be CHECKED by your PRIVILEGE and retreat in deference. This is a double-edged sword, however, as you may be asked to CHECK your own PRIVILEGE in turn.
Inventory:
[No Backpack]
[No Pockets]
[Left Hand Open]
[Right Hand Open]
"This isn't the way to the flugelhorn all day all night review! Its a stinky hole!"
Actions
1. "Search" The room for anything that might be of use.
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779757 No.17699
>>17517
>>You gain [Herb-stuffed Pipe][1/3] from your fellow dwarf!
>You sever the zombie's [Severed Head].
There is something here!
>The Zombie's headless corpse rises to assail you!
The headless zombie strikes you for 1d3-1
>-1 health
[1/10]
You slice with your dagger for 2d2
>4 damage!
[0/4]
>The [Headless Zombie] strikes the ground, twitching but seemingly re-dead
"Fuck you!"
>The zombie head is still speaking.
"Fucking dwarf! Fuuuuuuck!"
>It rolls away to the NORTH EAST
>You are in a ROOM
>There are exits to the NORTH EAST and SOUTH.
>>17551
Save against Poison!
>Poison was 18
Suddenly, your vision feels cloudy…
>You begin tumbling down, down, further from the voices…
>>Dark whispers shroud you, darkness covers you, but you don't understand them anymore…
Lose
>[WHISPERS]
gain
>[???]: You have the feeling you could just turn yourself sideways somehow and change a bit.
You come-to wallowing in the blood of the Handsome Man on the floor.
>Something feels funny about the lower half of your body…
>You are in a ROOM
>There are exits to the SOUTH WEST and NORTH
>>17556
>>You lose the [Herb-stuffed Pipe][1/3]
>You are in a ROOM
>There are exits to the WEST SOUTH and NORTH EAST
There is something here!
>It's an [Animated Severed Head]
"Fucking DWAARVES FUCK YOUUUUU!"
>It's rolling away to the North East.
There is something ELSE here!
>It's [Flint]
>>17563
>You rest and the Poultice helps you recuperate your wounds.
[8/10]
You have a feeling the Poultice's herbs are all tapped out.
[Shoulder - Poultice (1/2)] >> [Shoulder - Cloth]
>You are in a ROOM
>There are exits to the WEST and NORTH
There is something here!
>It's a pair of [Burlap Panties]
>>17607
There is something here!
>It's [Flint]!
There is something ELSE here!
>It's a pair of [Silk Panties]!
>You are in a ROOM
>There is an exit to the NORTH WEST
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779757 No.17703
| Rolled 12 (1d20) |
>>17699
Name: Vence Smeal
Backstory: Wait who is that? ᶜᵒᵗᶦᶫ ᶜᵒʳᵃᶰᵗʰ ᵏʰᵃᵐᵃᶰˢᵉ Where the fuck did he- she? -come from? ᵀʰᵉ ᵛᵉˢˢᵉᶫ ʷᵃᶫᵏˢ How the hell did they even get into this dungeon? ᴴᵃᶰᵍ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵒᵖᵉ
Gender: (?)
Human: Human NPCs have a chance of not attacking you
Health: [2/10]
>[???]: You have the feeling you could just turn yourself sideways somehow and change a bit.Inventory:
[Head: Bucket]
[Neck: Cloth]
[No Backpack]
[No Pockets]
[Left Hand]: [Dagger, 2d2, can [t]hrow from a room away, double damage on consecutive double 2’s]
[Right Hand]: Torch
[Leather Short Skirt (Worn)][Leather Pants (Worn)]
>Examine any potential changes with our body
>Experiment with these new abilities to test their veracity
>If able, head [North] in search of healing aid
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779757 No.17708
| Rolled 3 (1d20) |
Name: The Wizard of Frobozz
Backstory: The wizard was once a respected enchanter, but when his powers began to fade he was exiled by Lord Dimwit Flathead. Now bordering on senility, the wizard is still a force to be reckoned with.
Gender: Male
Human: Human NPCs have a chance of not attacking you.
Health: [8/10]
[[IDENTIFY]][1/1]: Though most of your magick is ancient history, you can still cast Identify–you'll need to rest between every cast, however.
Inventory:
[No Backpack]
[L Pocket - Potion of Stone Skin (1/2)]
[Body - Cotton Dress]
[Left Hand - Hatched (2d2)]
[Right Hand - Crude Spear (1d3)]
[Shoulder - Cloth]
>Put burlap panties on self
>North
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779757 No.17710
| Rolled 19 (1d20) |
>>17699
>Name: Urist Mcfisher
>Backstory: A dwarven fisherman who is hopelessly lost.
>Gender: nMale
>Dwarf: Greedy fuck, find items 2/5ths the time others would find rats
>Health: [7/10]
>[FISHY BUSINESS] May wield any fish as a 1d4 weapon. 75% chance to knockout on a roll of 4.
>Inventory:
>[Back: Burlap Sack](Contains:[Empty Bottle 0/2],[Frozen Rat Corpse],Poultice)
>[No Pockets]
>[Chest: Cloth Shirt]
>[Left Hand: ]
>[Right Hand: Wand of Freeze][1/3]
>[Genitalia: Stout Dong of healing[2/3]]
>[Groin: Loincloth]
>Take Flint
>Go south
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779757 No.17716
| Rolled 4 (1d20) |
>>17699
Name: Fumblina Tumbledown Wibblywobble Stubs-me-toes Char-le-hoeurs Laflailsey Noncywit Flatheadia the excessively privileged
Gender: Female
Human: Human NPCs have a chance of not attacking you.
Health: [7/10]
[FLATHEAD PRIVILEGE]: You were made for great things. Occasionally an attacker will be CHECKED by your PRIVILEGE and retreat in deference. This is a double-edged sword, however, as you may be asked to CHECK your own PRIVILEGE in turn.
Inventory: Silk panties (worn)
[No Backpack]
[No Pockets]
[Left Hand: Flint]
[Right Hand Open]
Actions
1. Proceed carefully north west
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779757 No.17718
| Rolled 11 (1d20) |
[Beefbeard]
Name: Beefbeard
Backstory: Beefbeard likes violence and death, money, and drugs. He's literally stumbled out of a tavern after fighting with like three guys nude. He won, of course.
Gender: Male
Dwarf: Greedy fuck, find items 2/5ths the time others would find rats
Health: [2/10]
[VICE]: Beefbeard is used to making due with less-than-adequate paraphernalia. He can find a way to ingest Herb without fire or a pipe, given trash, time, and some luck–he makes no guarantees it'll be a quality experience, however.
Inventory:
[Wand of Identify][1/2]
[Herb-stuffed Pipe][1/3]
[No Backpack]
[No Pockets]
[Burlap Long Skirt]
[Left Hand: Kite Shield]
[Right Hand: Dagger]
—
[Action]
–
[Smoke pipe]
[Head South]
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779757 No.17729
>>17718
I'll just smoke the thing if I can only take one action.
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779757 No.17742
>>17729
Your main issue is [i]gniting the pipe; I'll have you consume the [1/3]rd herb left via "alternative methods" if you can't start a fire.
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779757 No.17893
>>17742
>did shortstuff and Jim get missed in the last update?
>>17565
>>17566
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779757 No.17900
>>17893
I think people did get missed, I'yL address this next update.
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779757 No.18038
>forgot to give these Orky fellows their turn last update, amending mistake
>>17369
>I presume you /join the party/, if you'd like to formally let someone else steward your d20 please specify in-thread; otherwise you'll just take their side in fights
>>17566
There is someone here
>You encounter a Handsome Woman here!
>>She is wearing a [Leather Corset].
>>She is wielding a [Whip].
She is attempting to charm you (1d5)[3/3]
>She succeeded!
>>17565
You enter the room and witness the above occur.
She is attempting to charm you (1d5)[2/3]
>She succeeded!
>>17369
You enter the room and witness the above occur.
She is attempting to charm you (1d5)[1/3]
>She fails!
"Wot's all this 'den?"
You attempt to snap Shortstuff out of it!
>You succeed!
You attempt to snap Jim out of it!
>You fail!
multiUser "Combat"
The Beautiful Woman hisses and snaps her whip!
She whips Shortstuff for 1d4!
>1 dmg gets by shield, Buckler [2/3]
[4/10]
Smash drops the GIANT LOG on her for 2d3!
>5 dmg
[1/6]
Shortstuff jabs with a bundle of arrows for 1d2!
>1 dmg
[0/6]
>the [Beautiful Woman's Corpse] strikes the ground, dead–her eyes give off one final fiendish glow, then her body falls dark and cold
There is something here!
>It's a [Potion of ???][3/3]
>Y'all are in a ROOM.
>There are exits to the SOUTH, EAST, NORTH EAST, and SOUTH WEST.
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779757 No.18039
>>18038
>Jim is no longer charmed upon the death of the Beautiful Woman.
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779757 No.18090
| Rolled 12 (1d20) |
>>18038
Name: Jim McFuckyouimawizard
Backstory: Jim is a wizard. How does Jim know this? Because Jim can only remember three things. One, his name is Jim. Two, he is a wizard. Three, Rhine is a bitch. He does not remember who this Rhine person is but apparently he or she is a bitch.
Gender: Male
Orc: Immune to Poison
Health: [7/10]
[WAAAAGH!][1/1]: Free action, grant everyone fight alongside you (including yourself) +1 damage on their first hit this combat. Resting recharges from [0/1] >> [1/1].
Inventory:
[No Backpack]
[No Pockets]
[Left Hand Open]
[Right Hand: Bow]
Pick up [Potion of ???] with [Left Hand]
Drop [Bow]
Pick up [Whip] with [Right Hand]
Follow Warboss [Smasha]
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779757 No.18158
| Rolled 18 (1d20) |
>>18038
Name: Shortstuff
Backstory: A very short orc who is usually makes up for it by being clever and good with mystical, magical, stuff. Probably thrown into the dungeon as a prank.
Gender: Male
Orc: Immune to Poison
Health: [4/10]
[WOT'S IT DO?]: You're able to determine the function of most things by throwing trash at it. You're set, as long as you've got enough trash.
Inventory:
[No Backpack]
[No Pockets]
[Left Hand [Buckler][2/3]]
[Right Hand Arrowx3]
>determine if Leather Corset can fit
>drop Buckler
>equip Bow with Arrowx3
>search Beautiful Woman for loot
>>17566
>>18090
"Cowards weapon? Looks like smart weapon."
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779757 No.18159
>>18158
>>>you may hold up to x2 arrows in your bow hand for the purpose of quickloading
>>[Right Hand: Arrow]
>>[Left Hand: Bow + x2 Arrow]
>It's snug but the [Leather Corset]'ll fit.
There is something here!
>It's [Trash].
There is something ELSE here!
>It's a [Cloth Pack][4 Slots]
>You are in a ROOM
>There are exits to the SOUTH, EAST, NORTH EAST, and SOUTH WEST.
To the North East, a loud sound…
>You make out the word "FUCK!"
>>18090
There is something here!
>It's a Cloth Shirt!
>You are in a ROOM
>There are exits to the SOUTH, EAST, NORTH EAST, and SOUTH WEST.
To the North East, a loud sound…
>You make out the word "FUCK!"
>>17369
DM's Confession: I never ascertained whether that poultice was on your body or in your hand but seeing as this creates a paradox and there's an easy resolution
>You rest and the Poultice helps you recuperate your wounds.
[7/10]
>You rest and the Poultice helps you recuperate your wounds.
[9/10]
You have a feeling the Poultice's herbs are all tapped out.
[Shoulder - Poultice (1/2)] >> [Shoulder - Cloth]
To the North East, a loud sound…
>You make out the word "FUCK!"
>You are in a ROOM
>There are exits to the SOUTH, EAST, NORTH EAST, and SOUTH WEST.
>A fellow Orc is following you
>>17718
>You try to [i]gnite the [Herb-stuffed Pipe][1/3]
>Without the proper tools, that doesn't work too well.
[VICE] You think you may still be able to use the non-business end of your wand and that pipe, if you just shove the smoking-end under your big toe and…
>You manage to milk 1d3 of goodness out of the remaining herb
>+3 health
[5/10]
[Herb-stuffed Pipe]>>[Pipe]
>You are in a ROOM
>There are exits to the SOUTH, EAST, NORTH, and NORTH EAST.
>>17716
>You encounter a RAT!
It rolls a d3-1,
>-1 health
[6/10]
You smack it with the tinder for 1d2!
>1 dmg
[1/2]
It rolls a d3-1,
>-1 health
[5/10]
You smack it with the tinder for 1d2!
>2 dmg
[-1/2]
The rat's head explodes from the impact!
>The [Headless Rat Corpse] strikes the ground, oozing gray matter across the cobblers.
There is something else here!
>It's a [Disembodied Zombie Head]
"FFFFUCK DWAAAARVES MAAAAHNAAWOWOWOWOW FUCK!"
>It rolls off to the SOUTH
>You are in a ROOM.
>There are exits to the SOUTH WEST, SOUTH, and SOUTH EAST!
>>17710
There is something here!
>It's a [Table Leg] (1d3, splinters on a roll of 3)!
>You are in a ROOM
>There are exits to the NORTH and SOUTH
>>17708
There is something here!
>You encounter a RAT!
You cleave it with the Hatchet for 2d2.
>4 dmg
[-2/2]
>the rat explodes into a [Pile of Gore] at the end of your mighty weapon
>You are in a ROOM.
>There are exits to the NORTH EAST and SOUTH.
A noise! It comes from the North East. You can make out a voice…
>"… fucking peasants…"
>>17703
>You activate your ability,
[???]>>[Ambiguisbi]: You may freely change your gender between male\female\neuter\?
>You wind up female
>>Your bosoms push out the body-worn skirt a bit, it barely reaches the bottom of your boobies while stood still
You are indeed able to head North.
>You are in a ROOM
There is something here!
>It's a [Cloth]!
>You are in a ROOM!
>There is an exit to the SOUTH
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779757 No.18165
| Rolled 19 (1d20) |
>>18159
Name: Vence Smeal
Backstory: Spooky shapeshifting serial shanker
Gender: (Female)
Human: Human NPCs have a chance of not attacking you
Health: [2/10]
>[Ambiguisbi]: You may freely change your gender between male\female\neuter\?
Inventory:
[Head: Bucket]
[Neck: Cloth]
[No Backpack]
[No Pockets]
[Left Hand]: [Dagger, 2d2, can [t]hrow from a room away, double damage on consecutive double 2’s]
[Right Hand]: Torch
[Leather Short Skirt (Worn)][Leather Pants (Worn)]
Nothing worthwhile. This disappoints us.
>Head [South] once more, and continue [Southwest] if possible
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779757 No.18171
| Rolled 17 (1d20) |
>>18159
Name: Fumblina Tumbledown Wibblywobble Stubs-me-toes Char-le-hoeurs Laflailsey Noncywit Flatheadia the excessively privileged
Gender: Female
Human: Human NPCs have a chance of not attacking you.
Health: [5/10]
[FLATHEAD PRIVILEGE]: You were made for great things. Occasionally an attacker will be CHECKED by your PRIVILEGE and retreat in deference. This is a double-edged sword, however, as you may be asked to CHECK your own PRIVILEGE in turn.
Inventory: Silk panties (worn)
[No Backpack]
[No Pockets]
[Left Hand: Flint]
[Right Hand Open]
"Well that guy certainly knows how to roll like a dice board."
Action
1. [SEARCH] room
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779757 No.18172
| Rolled 8 (1d20) |
[Beefbeard]
Name: Beefbeard
Backstory: Beefbeard likes violence and death, money, and drugs. He's literally stumbled out of a tavern after fighting with like three guys nude. He won, of course.
Gender: Male
Dwarf: Greedy fuck, find items 2/5ths the time others would find rats
Health: [5/10]
[VICE]: Beefbeard is used to making due with less-than-adequate paraphernalia. He can find a way to ingest Herb without fire or a pipe, given trash, time, and some luck–he makes no guarantees it'll be a quality experience, however.
Inventory:
[Wand of Identify][1/2]
[Herb-stuffed Pipe][1/3]
[No Backpack]
[No Pockets]
[Burlap Long Skirt]
[Left Hand: Kite Shield]
[Right Hand: Dagger]
—
[Action]
–
[Hum: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlujizeNNQM]
[Head North East]
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779757 No.18177
| Rolled 2 (1d20) |
>North
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779757 No.18202
>>18159
Name: Jim McFuckyouimawizard
Backstory: Jim is a wizard. How does Jim know this? Because Jim can only remember three things. One, his name is Jim. Two, he is a wizard. Three, Rhine is a bitch. He does not remember who this Rhine person is but apparently he or she is a bitch.
Gender: Male
Orc: Immune to Poison
Health: [7/10]
[WAAAAGH!][1/1]: Free action, grant everyone fight alongside you (including yourself) +1 damage on their first hit this combat. Resting recharges from [0/1] >> [1/1].
Inventory:
[No Backpack]
[No Pockets]
[Left Hand: Potion of ??? [3/3]]
[Right Hand: Whip]
Equip [Cloth Shirt]
>>17369
>>18158
"Oi. Wots Dat?"
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779757 No.18230
| Rolled 7 (1d20) |
Backstory: Smasha is an Orc. Like most Orcs, he likes to fight, eat, and make more orcs or half-orcs. He enjoys smashing people's faces with a bludgeoning weapon. Any questions?
Gender: Male
Orc: Immune to Poison
[[DM Fills Out]]
Health: [5/10]
[HEAD KNOCKAH] +10% chance to know foe unconscious when you roll the highest possible number on an attack die. Stacks with bludgeoning weapons.
Inventory:
[No Backpack]
[No Pockets]
[Shoulder - Cloth]
[Wand of ???]>>[Wand of Polymorph][2/2]
[Both Hands: GIANT LOG[10/10]]
>>18202
"Beat's me. No zoggin Idea"
—
Action:
DO SOMETHING USEFUL
Lift up my smasha log up and down to get strong!
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779757 No.18236
>>18230
"Should we find out?"
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779757 No.18240
| Rolled 15 (1d20) |
>>18236
"Yah, let's see if shortstuff comes back and has an idea first."
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779757 No.18268
(I have no imagination)
[[Fill Out]]
Name: Frisk
Backstory: You are a small child who ran away from home. You once have again Fallen Down. But this place… isn't familiar at all. You don't know why but you feel you should know where you are. All you possess is a bandage and a stick. A voice whispers in your ear, telling you about the world around you. You are thankful for the help.
You look around. You are filled with DETERMINATION.
Gender: ???
Race: Human
[[DM Fills Out]]
Health: [7/10]
Special Snowflake /Ability/:
Inventory:
[No Backpack]
[No Pockets]
[Left Hand Open]
[Right Hand Open]
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779757 No.18329
| Rolled 17 (1d20) |
>>18159
Name: Shortstuff
Backstory: A very short orc who is usually makes up for it by being clever and good with mystical, magical, stuff. Probably thrown into the dungeon as a prank.
Gender: Male
Orc: Immune to Poison
Health: [4/10]
[WOT'S IT DO?]: You're able to determine the function of most things by throwing trash at it. You're set, as long as you've got enough trash.
Inventory:
[No Backpack]
[Leather Corset]
[No Pockets]
[Left Hand Cloth Sack][2/4 slots]
-[Trash]
-[Buckler][2/3]
[Right Hand Bow + Arrowx2]
>put Buckler in Cloth Sack
>put Trash in Cloth Sack
>take Cloth Sack in Left Hand(or can it be used as a backpack?)
>lead Orc Party North East (or follow if the others have other ideas)
>>18202
>>18230
>>18240
"Only way out is to keep moving, so keep moving? Shortstuff want to know what noise was."
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779757 No.18342
| Rolled 13 (1d20) |
>>18202
Follow Other Two North East
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779757 No.19435
>>18165
>You are in a R–
Oh shit, you're FLEET on those feet!
>You are in ANOTHEROOM!
>There are exits to the NORTH EAST, SOUTH, and WEST.
There is nothing of note here.
>>18171
There is something here!
>It's a [Potion of ???][3/3]
>>18172
Your Dwarf sense are tingling! Your ancestors in the stone, they're telling you something…
>You've already gone this way
There is something here!
>It's some [Trash]!
>You are in a ROOM
>There are exits to the SOUTH, NORTH, and EAST.
>>18177
There is someone!
>It's a [Human]!
>>He's wielding a [Mace]: 1d6, knocks unconscious on a 5 or 6
>>He's got a [Buckler][3/3]: -1 incoming damage, -1 durability
>>He's wearing [Cloth Pants] [R Pocket] [L Pocket].
>>He's wearing [Silk Gloves]
>>He's wearing a [Cotton Shirt]!
"Halt!" he says.
"Go no further."
>He seems intent to bar the way.
>You attempt to grok how much HP he has, but are unable to do so.
>You are upon a THRESHOLD
>There are exits to the SOUTH, EAST, and NORTH
[ORKOBOTS, ROLL OUT!]
>>18342
>>18329
>>18240
You gitz find an'ol load O flash.
>[Potion of ???][2/2]
>[Rusty Short Sword], 1d4, snaps to hilt on a 1
>[Coin Pouch] 1 Slot [18 Coins(Capacity: 50)]
>[Arrows] x2
There is something ELSE here.
>It's a [Simple Fork]
>>Glowing flecks of light disperse from it as you approach, vanishing from sight.
>>18268
Name: Frisk
Backstory: You are a small child who ran away from home. You once have again Fallen Down. But this place… isn't familiar at all. You don't know why but you feel you should know where you are. All you possess is a bandage and a stick. A voice whispers in your ear, telling you about the world around you. You are thankful for the help.
You look around. You are filled with DETERMINATION.
Gender: ???
Human: Human NPCs have a chance of not attacking you.
[[DM Fills Out]]
Health: [7/10]
[Helping Hand]: Sometimes helpful voices guide you, but they offer it or remain silent of their own accord, not yours.
Inventory:
[No Backpack]
[No Pockets]
[Left Hand Open]
[Right Hand Open]
>You fall down a chute from ABOVE and hit the ground hard, losing consciousness.
>You awaken in a ROOM.
>There is an exit to the South.
There's something on the floor!
>It's a [Cloth]!
Feel free to post.
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779757 No.19436
| Rolled 13 (1d20) |
>>18172
[Beefbeard]
Name: Beefbeard
Backstory: Beefbeard likes violence and death, money, and drugs. He's literally stumbled out of a tavern after fighting with like three guys nude. He won, of course.
Gender: Male
Dwarf: Greedy fuck, find items 2/5ths the time others would find rats
Health: [5/10]
[VICE]: Beefbeard is used to making due with less-than-adequate paraphernalia. He can find a way to ingest Herb without fire or a pipe, given trash, time, and some luck–he makes no guarantees it'll be a quality experience, however.
Inventory:
[Wand of Identify][1/2]
[Herb-stuffed Pipe][1/3]
[No Backpack]
[No Pockets]
[Burlap Long Skirt]
[Left Hand: Kite Shield]
[Right Hand: Dagger]
—
[Action]
–
[Attempt to use [Wand of Identify][1/2] on wall to figure what the ancestors want]
[Head East]
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779757 No.19437
| Rolled 16 (1d20) |
Tie the [Cloth] around my neck in a makeshift bandanna or a cape depending on size and venture [South]
http://pastebin.com/ARPac300
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779757 No.19438
| Rolled 3 (1d20) |
>>19435
Name: Jim McFuckyouimawizard
Backstory: Jim is a wizard. How does Jim know this? Because Jim can only remember three things. One, his name is Jim. Two, he is a wizard. Three, Rhine is a bitch. He does not remember who this Rhine person is but apparently he or she is a bitch.
Gender: Male
Orc: Immune to Poison
Health: [7/10]
[WAAAAGH!][1/1]: Free action, grant everyone fight alongside you (including yourself) +1 damage on their first hit this combat. Resting recharges from [0/1] >> [1/1].
Inventory:
[No Backpack]
[No Pockets]
[Body: Cloth Shirt]
[Left Hand: Potion of ??? [3/3]]
[Right Hand: Whip (1d4, always attacks first. Strips a random item of clothing or pack on a 4)]
>>18329
>>18240
"Oi, hold up here a second. We gotta work out a few things. Like how we carry all da loot."
Examin [Simple Fork] to see what light was.
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779757 No.19446
>>19435
Name: Fumblina Tumbledown Wibblywobble Stubs-me-toes Char-le-hoeurs Laflailsey Noncywit Flatheadia the excessively privileged
Gender: Female
Human: Human NPCs have a chance of not attacking you.
Health: [5/10]
[FLATHEAD PRIVILEGE]: You were made for great things. Occasionally an attacker will be CHECKED by your PRIVILEGE and retreat in deference. This is a double-edged sword, however, as you may be asked to CHECK your own PRIVILEGE in turn.
Inventory: Silk panties (worn)
[No Backpack]
[No Pockets]
[Left Hand: Flint]
[Right Hand: Potion of ????]
Actions
1. Proceed south.
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779757 No.19463
| Rolled 17 (1d20) |
>>19435
Name: Vence Smeal
Backstory: Spooky shapeshifting serial shanker
Gender: (Female)
Human: Human NPCs have a chance of not attacking you
Health: [2/10]
>[Ambiguisbi]: You may freely change your gender between male\female\neuter\?
Inventory:
[Head: Bucket]
[Neck: Cloth]
[No Backpack]
[No Pockets]
[Left Hand]: [Dagger, 2d2, can [t]hrow from a room away, double damage on consecutive double 2’s]
[Right Hand]: Torch
[Leather Short Skirt (Worn)][Leather Pants (Worn)]
>Go [South], [Dagger] at the ready, listening for other life-forms
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779757 No.19472
| Rolled 13 (1d20) |
>>19446
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779757 No.19473
| Rolled 11 (1d20) |
>>19435
Name: Shortstuff
Backstory: A very short orc who is usually makes up for it by being clever and good with mystical, magical, stuff. Probably thrown into the dungeon as a prank.
Gender: Male
Orc: Immune to Poison
Health: [4/10]
[WOT'S IT DO?]: You're able to determine the function of most things by throwing trash at it. You're set, as long as you've got enough trash.
Inventory:
[No Backpack]
[Leather Corset]
[No Pockets]
[Left Hand Cloth Sack][2/4 slots]
-[Trash]
-[Buckler][2/3]
[Right Hand Bow + Arrowx2]
>put Arrowx1 in Right hand with [Hand Bow + Arrowx2]
>put [Coin Pouch] in [Cloth Sack](if possible)
>use [WOT'S IT DO] with [Trash] on [Simple Fork]
>>19438
>>18240
"My loot bag is made for loot!"
>holds up the [Cloth Sack]
"Shortstuff is good with figuring out, let Shortstuff see fork"
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