/britfeel/ - Feel Britannia

>>61344

I don't doubt that, I've heard the story a thousand times from a thousand anons (and non-anons). They think a girlfriend will fix everything, they manage to fluke their way into getting one, it doesn't end up being a complete life-changer, it comes with a tonne of negatives and baggage you didn't want, and the end result is just misery for all involved. Anyone denying that this is a common outcome, even for people in good mental states, is fairly delusional, and I say that as someone who believed that a girlfriend was the answer to end all my woes for a very long time.

>>61345

Cheers lad.

>>61332

See: Notch

>>61347

Exactly.

tbh lads she liked Honey, I preferred Final Destination 2, it was never meant to be.

Why must my father question or comment on EVERY SINGLE THING I do.

It makes me not want to actually do anything.

It's been 4 days since I've bee on my bike because of the battery.

I've had to drive to work this week like a fucking nerd.

What do you lads think about Confucianism?

>>61352

Don't know anything about it, but on the surface it sounds like something I could get behind.

>>61354

Absolute classic.

>>61346

Nobody said getting a gf was the 'answer to end all my woes for a very long time'; he only said it would improve his life, so I don't know why you've gone on autist paragraphs about it. Maybe you're just trying to find comfort in knowing that it's very unlikely you'll get a gf.

>>61356

>Nobody said getting a gf was the 'answer to end all my woes for a very long time'

I think you completely misinterpreted that sentence, I was saying that I myself, in the past, believed that getting a girlfriend would solve a lot of my problems, and I believed it for a long time.

>Maybe you're just trying to find comfort in knowing that it's very unlikely you'll get a gf

Unnecessary dig lad, and that's not really the case. I like responding to anons, and "being NEET / wanting a girlfriend / thinking it will improve my life" is something I can directly relate to, so I gave my thoughts. I'm not trying to "find comfort" or whatever. If anything, there's a comfort in believing "all I'm missing is a girlfriend, everything would be better if I had one", whereas the reality of "oh, I have problems that I alone need to deal with, because other people can't fix me" is a little harsher.

>I don't know why you've gone on autist paragraphs about it

Welcome to /britfeel/.

Evening lads.

Considering quitting this job and doing deliveroo. Fuck jobs Fuck jobs Fuck jobs. It's a lie. being unemployed is so much better.

>>61358

Evening mate.

>Fuck jobs Fuck jobs Fuck jobs. It's a lie. being unemployed is so much better.

I know that feel. Join us.

Been working the past 11 days with 1 day off, everything is MESS because I havent had enough time to clean it. Especially my car and bedroom.

HAH only 9 more days of this and I can have a day off and clean shit up!

>>61361

>working the past 11 days with 1 day off

>9 more days of this

Can't even joke about that, wageslavery has gone too far this time. You're in my prayers lad.

Rather good.

>>61362

I'm in the process of resigning from one job whilst I'm working my new job.

I'm very tired right now.

>>61361

He called in sick for that day off too lad , btw I'm a cunt

>>61357

Why do you think that having a girlfriend wouldn't make us happier?

>Do I have to have a first-hand experience with having a cute girl to cuddle in order to suggest that it would not in fact improve a NEET lad's life in any meaningful way? I don't think so.

>I know this 'because my real problem was constantly desiring what I didn't have, which is a never-ending loop. I think that qualifies me enough to give my thoughts on the matter.'

Why do you assume we are all like you (that we all 'constantly desire what we don't have - and that this for some reason would make having a gf redundant'). Do you not consider happiness an improvement? As for you citing normalfags; I don't care what normalfags think, I could just as easily cite that I've spoken to a normalfag and he felt >tfw no gf hard, if not harder, than me.

>>61365

>btw I'm a cunt

Nearly 3 years on and this one still works like a charm

>>61367

>>61368

I trigger it knowing it's going to trigger, because everyone know's what it means. (^:

>>61358

I know that feeling lad. Works not been bad these two days I've been back, but I can just see it becoming unbearable again soonish.

I've got a 4 day weekend in two weeks time, another week off at the start of December. Then I get a 5 days off in a row for Christmas and 4 for new years, so that's not too bad.

I just need to strategically plan my holidays next year so I have shorter chunks of time off closer together, so it keeps me sane. I'm think of being a complete cunt and booking at least one long weekend a month.

>>61366

I think you're getting entirely the wrong idea about where I'm coming from. It's not like I'm some MGTOW fuck who goes around saying "anyone who gets into a relationship with a woman is CANCER"; I am pro-marriage, pro-family, and I think being single is generally a terrible state to be in as an adult. The entire crux of my argument is that if you're in a shit situation, like almost all NEETs invariably are, a girlfriend will almost certainly not improve your life. I don't think anyone who thinks that is seriously considering all the cons and negatives that come with relationships, particularly ones that involve unemployed people. Most relationships do require some form of monetary investment, and when there's no money around, things can start breaking down and get very heated. I know from experience how easy it is, when you've never had a girlfriend, to think that having a girlfriend will be all hugs and snugs, and it will just be lovey dovey 24/7. That's largely what leads to the whole ">tfw no gf" phenomenon, which I'm very familiar with. But even having experienced it, I have learned to accept that what I feel might be a solution, isn't necessarily an actual solution.

So to recap, I'm not saying "don't get a girlfriend, girls are gay", and I'm not saying "I-I don't even want a girlfriend, so you shouldn't either". What I am saying, is that if you feel like something is missing in your life, a girlfriend will probably not fill that hole, because that hole is likely going to remain until you solve what's actually causing you to feel unfulfilled.

Off to bed, goodnight guys.

I only ever feel motivated and like I could do something with my life at this sort of time lads, it's not even the belief but the mental energy as well. I just dont feel mentally fatigued in the slightest like I do in the day.

Sadly every time I get that feeling it tends to be around when I need to go to bed. I've done a bit of journaling and ordered a couple of books I want to read, but I have to sleep now, and I feel like all this will be gone again when I wake up.

>>61375

Think about the fun you'll have at work. What did you have for breakfast lad? I think I might have some toast.

Taking some phenibut and l-theanine and learning about Neoplatonism.

I must be the comfiest based retail lad here. I get 3 days off in a row every week and still make enough to pay the bills for my flat and a bit to save or spend on top of that.

based amw

>>61378

Saving up for anything nice lad?

>>61380

A rainy day.

Are you lads alright.

>>61382

Yeah mate, except I loaned my sander to my uncle and wanted to use it today. You?

>>61382

I just had my SECOND shower this week, feeling on top of the world quite frankly.

I like this. I seem to recall it from some David Firth animation I watched as a kid.

>tfw remembering when I would mistype his website url (fatpie) and be taken to a bbw porn site

>>61386

Actually the second part is shit. The first part is great though.

>>61386

>I would mistype his website url (fatpie) and be taken to a bbw porn site

I'm pretty sure that was the exact backstory they gave devvo regarding how he wound up on there.

Tell me exactly why this isn't a masterpiece.

>>61389

Because it's generic, factory manufactured, fresh-off-the-assembly-line, bubblegum K-POP. It's not a masterpiece in the same way that a chair from IKEA isn't an example of mastercrafted furniture.

>>61392

Don't fall for their plastic-faced, shadow government-funded lies.

>>61395

even hyoyeon is better looking than yuri

>>61396

That's mean.

>>61397

you're right, that was too far and I'm sorry

big erect floppy penis crinkled ballsack wobblechops

>>61400

Epic post bro xD

Overly verbose descriptions of peniiiiis haha

>>61401

How is it possible to get triggered this easily?

The ultimate question lads: when you're tired at this time of day, do you take a nap and risk fucking up your sleep cycle, or take coffee and power through?

>>61376

I had some nut cluster cereal. Also I didn't go to work, but Uni was okay. I skipped my lab though.

>>61385

welcome to the fieldpill brother.

>>61403

Really depends on how tired I am, I try to stay awake though.

>>61403

A small line of speed should do the trick.

>>61405

I decided to go for coffee. Been up since 4:30am so it's not too bad.

>>61406

Funnily enough, my doctor said I should discuss amphetamine derivatives with my psychiatrist.

>>61408

I feel like you have to confront him about this at some point lad. I'd be all for respecting his privacy but he doesn't seem to be keeping it very private.

>>61408

He isn't spanking himself on cam is he?

>>61409

Can you imagine what it's like talking to your Dad about his sex toys?

>>61410

Probably.

>>61411

Yeah, pretty awful, but still, this is just so fucking weird. The blatant lack of hiding so many of them makes it seem like he almost wants them to be found.

>>61412

Seems like a cry for help.

>>61412

>>61413

The paddle was in his room.

The only other time I found something was after I got back from holiday where I assume he was crossdressing all over the house and just forgot to put everything back. And that was back in February.

>blacks are subhu-

Are Rule Me paddles redpilled?

>>61415

>fucks up the strings part starting at 2:18 multiple times

>can't play the fretless in tune for shit

Great concept, but he hasn't practiced the party tricks anywhere near enough to pull them off.

>>61416

Fuck off Joe, I already told you no

>>61399

jesus fuck

Goodnight lads.

>>61399

I am so ashamed to be white sometimes. We really are a subhuman race.

>>61423

Agreed lad, we really should all kill ourselves. You go first.

Morning lads, I hope you all have a lovely day.

>>61426

I appreciate that lad, I hope you do to.

I'm up, I'm showered, and I'm ready for mummy to take me to ikea. I'm supposed to be moving into my own house this week so she's getting me a new desk and chair.

Learning this and having a blast lads. The double thumb technique is really fun to play with. Why have I been neglecting my bass all these years?

>>61429

Glad to hear you're getting back into it lad, I'd love to hear you play.

>>61431

He's pretty good, can't say I know enough about playing bass to comment on his playing style though.

>I still have this but don't know what I'm doing with it

Basically just install drivers etc., plug your bass into one of the front jack sockets, set it to "INST" which is the DI / high-impedance mode, then use some sort of audio editor / DAW to record it. For basic recording, you could download the latest version of Audacity, check Edit->Preferences->Devices to select the right audio device and input, check your levels aren't anywhere near clipping, then hit record. Once you have what you want, use File->"Save Other"->"Export Audio", then choose whatever format fits your needs. Generally you would use .mp3 for compression, .flac for lossless compression, .wav for uncompressed. Think of them as the audio equivalent of .jpeg, .png, and .bmp respectively.

>>61432

Ok, I'll have to do it another time though, my fingers are killing me now, I've played for 4 hours this morning with no callouses. It's weird how muscle memory works, I can do literally everything I could when I stopped playing years ago; if not for the soft fingers it would be like I hadn't stopped at all.

UNORTHODOX WOG BASSISTS TBH

I hate women lads.

>>61435

>tfw no slap bass gf

>>61436

I saw a female 'street performer' in town and people were crowding around, filming her like she was the next greatest thing that would probably get millions of views on youtube. People were giving her money, especially the elderly. I fucking hate women. I had to go down a different street to avoid her and her jazz.

t. >>59580

>>61437

Was she shit or something?

>>61436

Nice triplets tbh

Second day in a row of getting up and going to class, my mood feels much better. Also I finally got round to reading Submission by Houllebecq.

Evan's World; The Fundamentals: Episode 1 - Carbs, Proteins and Fats

>>61443

Good video, I liked the part where he took his calculator out.

big poos and wees

Rendering a vloggu

>>61445

Please feel free to fuck off back to halfchan any time lad.

Who was the worst serial killer?

>>61446

Nice. If you struggle with Knee-Cha a good fastrack progression is plato>aristotle>descartes>schopenhauer>Nietzsche

let us all know how demons is whenever you get round to it

>>61449

Me, never bothered to find a single victim.

Moral.

>>61451

I remember downloading this years ago, their Ave Maria is top-tier.

http://uk.ign.com/articles/2017/11/03/blizzcon-2017-world-of-warcraft-classic-announced

==Blizzard Reveals 'World of Warcraft Classic'

World of Warcraft / 3 Nov 2017

BlizzCon 2017: World of Warcraft Classic Announced==

>>61453

>“We want to reproduce the game experience that we all enjoyed from the original classic WoW without the launch experience,"

They don't want t- tha- to do that, either. They think they do, but they don't.

Worried I will one day turn to traps if I don't stop being a virgin soon.

I'm off to bed, goodnight guys.

>>61455

I'm actually slowly starting to get into the idea of traps.

I need to make human contact with a female soon.

>tired but don't really feel like going to bed

anyone else know this feel?

>>61460

Explain this to a lad who never fell for the MMO meme

>>61462

Retailcucks are upset that Blizzard are releasing Legacy servers. There were a few particularly prolific WoW forum posters (just look at that one in the pic with 72,619 posts) who always liked to look down their noses and sneer at people who wanted to play vanilla again; now it's happening and they're struggling to contain their butthurt.

>>61463

>Retailcucks

what does this mean?

>>61464

People who play the retail version of WoW.

>>61465

I didn't even know there was more than one version of it

Not hyped. Sorry.

I played when U/LBRS was top content…

I played my heart out fighting Arthas in Icecrown…

I rode atop Deathwing after surviving the upheaval of the world..

I brought Garrosh to justice, only to have him slip through our fingers…

Turned back the Iron Horde…

And fight the Legion whom have plagued our realm for so long…

My point is… The story goes on. The game evolves.. and we have grown along with it.

I won't fault those with rose colored glasses… or those who never knew those times for being excited but I enjoy new content and new lore to explore. Characters evolving and changing… others we love passing on… others stepping forward to fill the gap.

It's kind of like the longest book written..that keeps adding chapters. Chapter one was cool in it's time, but i don't want to stay there forever… there's soooo much more to read.

Mad Terry is on the run, I guess he killed the wrong CIA nigger

Morning lads. Are we all going to play on classic WoW then? It could be a year before it's out, but this actually gives my life purpose for a change.

Good morning lads. I had a dream where me and my dad went somewhere to buy a couple of pizzas, and they gave them to us with all the slices compressed into a box the size of a hard drive.

>>61471

No, because I don't really want to be blizzard's little pay-piggy, and the game is generally just a massive timesink.

>>61471

Morning lad, it sounds like a col experience, but like the other lad I couldn't see myself giving money to Blizzard. Especially when there are unofficial classic servers out there.

>>61471

I don't have the time for MMOS anymore unless I spent all of my free time on WoW.

are there any instruments out there that are especially good for someone who's never properly played anything in his life before lads? Maybe something cheap you could use just to get to appreciate music theory a little bit more or something

>>61475

I'm admittedly biased, but I don't think you can go wrong with a 61-key keyboard. Much more versatile than a guitar, and it helps a lot more if you ever want to get into composing/producing music.

>>61476

Am I right in saying the 61 key is the full sized one? I actually have access to a few, so I wouldn't even need to buy one if that's the case. I also really like the piano, it's one of my favourite instruments ever since I started listening to more classical. Do you perhaps know of a good "one stop shop" book for piano beginners that covers things like technique, theory, maybe even reading sheet music etc.?

>>61477

>Am I right in saying the 61 key is the full sized one?

A "proper" piano generally has 88 keys, but the typical keyboard has 61. Anything less (like those meme 2-octave midi keyboards) is a fairly useless compromise.

>Do you perhaps know of a good "one stop shop" book for piano beginners that covers things like technique, theory, maybe even reading sheet music etc.?

I don't know much about proper technique or sheet music, I am mostly self-taught (minus a few lessons in school) and can't fluently read music. Always preferred to make my own music rather than learn to play other people's.

I do know this site though: http://www.musictheory.net/ , it has pretty much everything you'd ever need to know, you can switch between British and American terminology I'm sorry lads, but "half note" and "eighth note" are clearly superior to "minim" and "quaver", the based yanks won this one, and has useful ear training exercise tools as well.

>>61478

Based. Thanks lad. I have an interest in composition too but I'd definitely like to learn to play other's music too, for example the three gymnopedies.

Had a haircut lads. It's pretty cold now.

>>61480

I slept in for my last haircut appointment and have felt too embarrassed to phone up and make another appointment. It's been 3 months now and I really need a haircut, I'm thinking about looking for a new barber.

>>61480

Nice, I'm due a haircut too. I'll have to wait until my mum gets back, she's in Liverpool until Tuesday, got the house to myself until then.

>>61483

Americans truly are disgusting.

>>61471

Yeah, I expect I will.

>>61474

Stop being a normalfag then.

>>61483

>that absolute hamplanet with the niglet

y*nks are truly a meme

>>61472

I sympathize with that, I really like vanilla though so I don't mind paying a tenner a month or whatever it is for a perfectly scripted progression server with no chinks, lag, or corrupt/incompetent staff. As long as they don't add vanilla stuff to the cash shop or make any changes to the game I will be content.

>>61473

A lot of classic private servers will be voluntarily closing down when Legacy is released, and the ones that don't will be virtually dead and the handful of players remaining will be from third world shitholes.

ordered a meat feast pizza with garlic bread and wings. I'm going full /bigboy/ tonight

ESOTERIC HOUNDS

>>61489

>I'm going full /bigboy/ tonight

I know that feel, I had a massive dinner an hour or so ago. Had 2x chicken en croute (w/ bacon and cheese inside), 6x large croquettes, and a good bucket load of broccoli and carrots.

>ywn be this funky

>>61492

please stop

>>61481

>barber

>appointment

What the fuck lad, just walk in and get a haircut.

>>61483

The two lasses front right and the dog seem pretty normal.

>>61493

No. I will post more of him just for you though, you big gay bender.

>>61495

Absolutely awful music.

>>61496

t. nerdy white boi

>>61494

>What the fuck lad, just walk in and get a haircut.

The one I've been going to for years is too busy for walk-ins.

>>61498

That's a bit weird. I haven't had my hair cut properly in two years.

>>61496

There is literally nothing offensive about it whatsoever.

SATURDAY

NIGHT

What do we all have planned then lads?

>>61501

Nothing, as per usual. Might play some music, got the house to myself after all.

>>61501

WAHEY

Might watch a film, you lads seen any good ones recently?

Some Afghan tried to overtake me on a single carriageway the right side of my car because he realized he was driving into oncoming traffic.

He offered to pay me £60 but I didn't think that would cover it and thought I was meant to get insurance involved.

Did that, they called him, he's saying I merged into him from a stationary position which doesn't make sense given the road unless I was a complete muppet. He also denies making the offer.

Seriously watdo?

I want to take this to court if I can tbh, I took pics and think it's obvious I'm right from the damage.

>>61504

take it to court and blow the mussie the fuck out la

>>61504

Dot it lad, get a cheeky claim in if you can.

Just got a cheeky pep pizza from dominos. Time to relax and watch some documentaries.

>>61507

Got you covered

>>61508

Cheers boss, looks like it's gonna be a good night. What's the gorgon up to these days I wonder? He seems to be getting renewed interest.

>>61506

First time I've had to claim, I think he has claimed - he told his insurance he never offered to pay for the repairs and that I merged into him.

stressed tbh

apparently these things rarely go to court.

>>61501

gonna go out with the lads and get pissed haha hopefully pick up a cheeky shag too

>>61510

>stressed tbh

Pretty sure you can claim for that.

>tfw rolling UD rogue to relentlessly gank the masses of reddit numales

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wA5NmQESx8

>>61514

I had that song playing on my random youtube playlist, then I paused it to open your link.

BPS REVEALED

>>61516

Who?

>>61517

Based Peter Sutcliffe

>>61519

I could have lived my whole life without seeing that.

>>61520

I know that feel, but do you know tfw talking to your imaginary mates? Sometimes I'll come across something funny or interesting, and then I'll almost immediately relay it under my breath as if I was describing it to someone the next day. I can ramble on for hours about my life or my favourite topics, to absolutely nobody. Sometimes I even get stuck in a cycle of talking to "them" about how I'm talking to myself.

>>61521

I also do that.

>>61522

Right? It's not even the right fucking date, normie idiots.

>>61523

I knew I couldn't be the only one. I've heard plenty of people mutter things to nobody in particular before, but I've never heard anyone else (besides absolute madmen like Snake) talk to thin air as if there was an invisible person in the room.

This lad is smart. Weinstein being thrown under the bus makes sense now.

does anyone want to play some co-op CK2?

Just sucked my first dick, lads.

>>61528

Greentext it lad

>>61527

okay

>>61530

Have you ever played it online before? I'm not sure how it works

I was wrong. My last day at Sainsbury's is on the 18th of this month. That means my next day off will be on the 25th. This is going to be tiring.

>>61531

I have, someone hosts a lobby and people join. The host is usually the person with the most dlc, since the host determines the dlc. Everyone can control the time so it's just left on a medium setting and people slow it down for battles.

>>61533

Alright, I can host then since I'm a good goy and have all the expansions.

>>61534

Do you want to play tonight? I'm going to have to download the game.

>>61535

I can play tomorrow if you have to go to bed or something

>>61536

I'm not going to bed, I'm a NEET. What's your steam?

>>61537

hella jeff

>>61538

which one

I'm off to bed, goodnight guys.

>>61542

>tfw closer to 30 than you are 20

Okay, I was at work today and witnessed something terrible.

It was my lunch break, I went to get my normal ham sandwich, trek bar and sausage roll out the fridge, it seemed a bit weird because the bag was all damp and smelled weird. So I unwrap my sandwich from the foil and what do I see? A disgusting black, block of pure mold which starts flaking everywhere. It can't even be identified as a sandwich at this stage of decay. I didn't have the courage to open the sausage roll.

These were my sandwiches from about 4 months ago that I didn't eat.

So anyway, I put the sandwiches back in the fridge to punish management for improperly cleaning the fridge.

>>61545

If it's anything like where I worked, the contents of the fridge are the responsibility of the employees that use it.

>>61545

>it's other peoples' responsibility to clean up after me

nigger

>>61547

Cleaning up after yourself is what peasants and anal tentative people do.

>>61548

You absolute bellend.

Burgerland has yet another shooting.

27 dead in Texas.

OH MY GOD, would you look at that?! Every common as muck English female name is featured on a list of women who are "going to get pregnant", isn't that hysterically funny?! I simply cannot wait everyone on my friends list who has a vagina! Thank fuck I don't need to waste a trip to superdrug for a clear blue pregnancy test kit, i have Facebook instead like all the other super smart bitches tagging their buddies in this mind numbing bullshit 😄 Well, maybe Chelsea had a hysterectomy last week and maybe Amanda has endometriosis. Maybe Jasmine's tubes have been tied and maybe Francesca's going through the change. Maybe nobody will shag Kelsey because she looks like a warthog and maybe Victoria only takes it up the arse. One thing is for sure, and that's that this one girl called Cat is tempted to weep for humanity and their lack of intelligence whenever she sees a list like this circulating among the morons on her news feed, but instead she gazes towards the rope gracefully dangling from her ceiling and sees a beautiful mirage of possibility whereby she never encounters this absolute crap ever again 💖

>>61553

Someone from work tagged me in one of those stupid "_owes you a maccies".

http://poal.me/6efav5

>>61555

Sadly.

>>61555

Nope, and I plan to keep it this way.

>>61548

>anal tentative

kill you're self

Just re-stringed my bass.

>>61559

How was it? I've never replaced the strings on mine, they're just done so neatly and perfectly and I don't want to fuck them up. Need to replace the strings on my electric guitar as well, I've done them a couple of times before but now they're about 8 years old.

>>61561

That is precisely what I'm dreading, kek.

>>61562

I was surprised they didn't pop off while I was tuning them. The sound is fine but I will have to pick up some wire cutters at some point.

>>61561

Jesus Christ lad what are you doing? You could have at least cleaned it.

>>61564

I just wanted to play it with fresh strings; it's been years, and I have to go to sleep soon because Shekelstein expects me in the morning. I'll clean it when I sort the strings out properly.

>>61564

Cleaning your bass guitar is what peasants and anal tentative people do.

Night lads.

>>61567

Goodnight mate, sleep well.

>>61567

N'night laddo.

>>61555

It's too useful to not have.

There's no WAY Home Invasion is from 2008. I'm pretty sure that movie was from about 2001/2.

I'm off to bed, goodnight lads.

Morning lads.

Morning lads. Do you ever google things from your dreams to see if they're real or not?

>>61575

>>61574

Morning lads.

>Do you ever google things from your dreams to see if they're real or not?

Yes, all the time.

Speaking of dreams, last night I had a dream that I was on a caravan holiday with my family. Somewhere along the line, I encountered a qt girl who couldn't speak English, but after we locked eyes I playfully blew a kiss to her, like the Chad I truly am. She pretended to cut it in the air with scissors for a laugh, and it was at that moment I fell in love with a sassy, playing-hard-to-get, non-English-speaking, imaginary dream girl.

>>61576

I had to check if there was a JVC x Nike x Apple, red, gold and green, collaboration 90s boombox this morning, it doesn't exist. I didn't fall in love last night, I was too busy in Tokyo trying to help an asmr girl evade the law. I did have a nice meal, it was orange, pineapple and bacon with rice in one of those cute boxes. Wish I lived in dreams tbh.

>>61577

What?

>>61578

>Wish I lived in dreams tbh

Me too lad.

Night lads.

>>61580

Goodnight lad, sleep well.

>>61580

What a ridiculous time to go to bed. Sort yourself out.

>>61582

Respect our NEETs.

>>61576

Wish I had dreams with cute girls; all the dreams I can remember involve violence.

If I ever did lose my virginity I would also lose my right to be in the virgin club, to make virgin posts and to post virgin-oriented images. I would lose the only comradery I have and I think that would be a net loss.

>>61585

>I can't get sex but I actually don't want it because shitposting about being a virgin is better

This is a pretty major case of sour grapes.

>>61586

<I ever mentioned that I didn't want to have sex

Nice reading comprehension. Take your 'le cognitive dissonance' back to reddit.

>>61587

It was implied from you saying that having sex would be a "net loss", my reading comprehension is just fine.

>>61589

It's perfectly reasonable to feel that way when your only kinship is in a community founded by and run for other socially disaffected virgins, you normalfag

>>61589

What he posted was a dilemma, not a justification for one or the other. This would be "weighing up the advantages and disadvantages of going for the grapes VS not going for them", rather than "calling the grapes sour once he realises he can't reach them".

Where's your virgin club membership card anyway? I hope this isn't sour grapes from you not being in the club.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdQdimhsSO0

Absolutely fantastic.

Dear Cyborgs,

kindly fuck off

Regards,

Disgruntled lad

>>61593

Pretty good, it's no 49 Faggots.

>>61596

Shlomo can't stop me.

https://imgur.com/a/09ieS

oh my god what the fuck, Morrisons refused to sell me fireworks.

>>61598

>being a little boy

>>61598

Good, the night for that has already passed.

>>61599

Fuck off, grandpa.

>tfw having to listen to all the normies's firework-related escapades at school the next day, when you'd spent the night at home listening to the sound of everyone else's fun

A forgotten feel has resurfaced.

>>61582

I work nightshift.

I drive.

will monkey nuts flush down the toilet? I've been eating them and discarding the shells in my piss jar, but now it comes to disposal I've realised it might be tricky.

>>61605

I don't much any more, it gives me the urge and easy means to kill myself.

>>61606

You could get a colander and filter the piss nuts out with that, just stick it in the dishwasher after, no one will know.

>>61588

I actually think that last bulletpoint is a reasonable one tbh.

>>61608

I think it's one of the least reasonable.

>>61610

I think you're being unreasonable.

>>61612

I have no reason to care about what you think.

>>61615

You get a choice between a lifetime virgin club membership, or a 1 years free gay card trial.

only big boys may post itt from this point onwards

can someone remind me the name for that genre of music that's sort of lo-fi synth, the videos for which often include a lot of cheesy 80s/90s graphics and neon colours?

>>61620

Shitwave.

>>61620

cringecore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkyIVKbCfG8

>the fr**ch

Goodnight guys.

Our boy.

>>61626

If he was our boy he would be talking about how he likes the idea but he'd rather spend his time and money on other things.

>>61628

I'm happy I'm not him, yes.

>>61625

I found it to be a rather happy ending, at least the happiest ending we could have hoped for, for Raskolnikov

>>61628

>Danny Bent

He sure looks fucking bent

Do you lads feel hopeful for the future.

>>61632

Very.

premium jej

>>61632

In the context of my life, not particularly. In the context of our civilisation, not particularly.

Shit song but he's a good player

>tfw no 5 string

HE'S LIVE

>>61636

Not good enough to warrant me having to listen to that rubbish over the top of it.

>>61636

he's not good

>>61640

Who?

>/brit/

>>61640

We don't care about your tripfags lad.

>>61640

>/brit/

vacate the premises.

Thinking of becoming a whibblescromper–but that's tomorrow's concern. Good night lads.

>>61645

Night lad.

Coming down with a Cold lads.

>>61645

Goodnight mate, sleep well.

>>61647

Get Well soon lad.

Working 7 days a week is kinda tiring, lads.

Surprised a lazy cunt like me has got this far.

>>61649

Hang in there lad, how many more days to go have you got now?

>>61650

11 days then I get 1 day off before working another 5 days.

After that it's normal Monday-Friday.

>>61651

>tfw on my 12th consecutive month of never-ending holiday

>>61652

That's just not right lad.

>>61653

It's because I started a new job and I still have to finish my notice period at my old job.

Not even sure if its worth it tbh, might just not go in this weekend and have a few days off. I mean… it's only Sainsbury's and I'm quitting anyway.

Treating myself to a cheeky Domino's after a hard day of wageslavery.

>>61655

Remember to give the cute delivery girl a cheeky wink.

>>61640

>/brit/

fuck off

How do I make my bed as comfy as possible?

>>61658

Buy a decent mattress, a duvet with your preferred tog rating, a pillow that has just the right firmness, and put fresh sheets on it all. Doesn't get any comfier than that.

>>61658

Drink a lot before going to sleep every night and you wont even remember going to bed.

>>61660

ugh no, I find drunk sleep very uncomfy, plus waking up with a hangover isn't fun

I sincerely want to end my life and I would do so without hesitation if it weren't for my being too weak to hurt my selfish mother's feelings. Oh God why did it have to be like this, I should never have been born. I really need help because this is hell.

Morning lads. My flat is cold. It's in a listed building which supposedly means they can't install double glazing, but I'm going to go and have a word with them because this just isn't on.

Fantastic.

>>61665

I think that if normies didn't have drinking alcohol on the weekend being the only thing they look forward too while working the job they hate, we'd have a problem. At least if it was banned now.

If it had always been banned though I can see our society as being a lot better.

Either way, I'd support a ban.

>>61665

I don't think the answer to alcohol culture is banning it, because historically it only leads to increased organised crime levels. I'm not sure any legislation could help matters at this point, I think we're too far down the path of decadence and decay to turn the ship of society around before it sinks. I think the best we can do is make a little raft for ourselves and people we like (i.e. self-improvement, self-sufficiency, etc), and try not to go down with the rest of them.

>>61665

I think all drugs should be legal and obtainable

>>61669

dude

>>61670

yes?

>>61671

weed lmao

>>61672

I think weed is horrible for you, that doesn't mean I don;t think it should be legal.

>>61673

It's a meme lad.

>>61674

ok

>>61676

>psychologically I'm very compassionate towards animals.

This is a not a womanly trait, it is a white trait. Only shitskins don't show compassion towards animals, probably because they're mere animals themselves

>>61677

Just because it's generally more prevalent among "white" people (yanks out) doesn't mean it's also not typically higher in women. It is an expression of the nurturing instinct after all.

>>61676

That entire thing relies on "Living beings cannot be described bluntly as of one sex or the other" being true, and I am going to say right now that yes they can. There is a very distinct, binary aspect to sex, not just for humans but for animals in general. You can see it quite clearly by looking at the chromosomes, and (usually) by the anatomy as well. A few freak anomalies, and however you feel that morning, doesn't mean that sex is suddenly a spectrum.

Don't get so drunk on "intellectual" bullshit that you turn yourself into a pansexual genderfluid retard.

>I have mild gyno

Shit diet and/or hormonal imbalance (not a sexual imbalance).

>I'm very compassionate towards animals

Not a sex-exclusive trait.

>>61678

Is it higher in women? I think they care about cute animals because they see teddy bears, not animals.

435QUJN9Y-WW

I was driving to work this morning and sipping my Energy drink but I coughed and it went everywhere. I went to put the drink down in the cup holder but it just fizzed and overflowed.

Now my steering wheel and gear stick are sticky as fuck and my whole car smells awful.

>>61679

>That entire thing relies on "Living beings cannot be described bluntly as of one sex or the other" being true, and I am going to say right now that yes they can. There is a very distinct, binary aspect to sex, not just for humans but for animals in general.

Typologically yes, and he didn't claim otherwise, all he's saying is that very rare is the individual who conforms exactly to either archetype(do you disagree?), and that the broad masses of humanity are formed by a composite of the two existing in varying degrees, with most being heavily weighted in the direction of their actual sex.

>pansexual genderfluid retard.

That's politically contrived artificial rubbish. I can see how people could debase and twist his ideas to support that kind of thinking (though those types wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot barge pole because of his views on race and women), but nothing outside of male or female has any scientific validity and he didn't claim otherwise.

>>61681

No, it's just a question of degree. All I mean when I mention my own tendency for compassion is that it seems higher than in most men I've encountered, but not that it doesn't exist in most men to one degree or another; some lack it entirely and some possess it to a pathological degree. Maybe I picked a bad example or am not doing him justice but I just started reading him today and am still working through the biological ideas which precede the more interesting philosophical parts on female and Jewish nature.

Personally I would characterize the compassion existing in the ideal man as being a secondary trait expressed through things like duty and heroism (why did the lads in your pic do what they did if not to defend their nations and families, the things they cared for and loved more than anything?)

To get back to Weininger:

>"The Jew is an inborn Communist."

He killed himself at 23 because he couldn't escape the Jewish aspect of his character, which he despised, seeing Jewishness as more aligned with the Feminine. He was probably the most hardcore "self-hating" Jew there ever was.

>>61665

No, fuck off nerd lmao

Been eating fast food every single day since I started my new job.

I'm worried my hot, slim chadbod is going to turn into an officebod if I keep this up.

>>61682

>435QUJN9Y-WW

what did he mean by this?

>>61686

I smashed my keyboard in frustration.

>>61685

We all know you're auschwitz-tier.

Behead those who drink energy drinks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBN8GRO3ZJQ

>>61683

>he didn't claim otherwise

If I'm interpreting the excerpt you posted correctly, he claimed otherwise when he stated that living beings can't be bluntly described as one sex or another, assuming his definition of sex is the traditional "male and female". He did so again when he stated that "the real world" may be regarded as swaying between two points, implying that male and female are two ends of a 1-dimensional spectrum. He did so a third time when he claimed that the task of science is to define where on this spectrum an individual lies, which is true only if you're some Freud-tier hack. He also said that there was an "absence of complete sexual differentiation", which is patently false.

All of these statements are false premises. There is no male-female spectrum, and any non-hermaphroditic lifeform with a sexual reproduction system can most definitely be defined as one or the other. Even the hermaphrodites can be pin-pointed as either 100% male, 100% male, or 100% both at any one point in time, and not anywhere in between. If you want to get into whether human behaviours can be defined on a spectrum between masculine and feminine (which again, I disagree with the very premise), that's a different argument altogether, and not the one I'm getting from his own words.

>Jewish

Why am I not surprised?

>Hi my name is karrie im a fun lovin person who is always up for a laugh. Love to have a laugh wiv my mates but im looking for someone to settling down wiv.if u have any question please ask away

>>61695

>>61694

whats your bio?

>>61696

I'm not actively using it right now, I just logged into my pof account from 5 years ago to see if I could find anyone I might want to meet. I've been sorely disappointed, their profiles are virtually all the same.

>>61697

what would you write as your bio then?

>>61698

Moral white girls only.

>>61699

I like it

>>61702

And how much is the amount of cryptocurrency you spent on drugs worth?

>>61703

I spent £32, so it'll be worth around £64 now.

>>61703

I probably spent around £400-£500 maybe but I've just gave up on using the darknet for drugs now. Dreammarket is just shit compared to alphabay.

>tfw wanked to this 10 years ago