/britfeel/ - Feel Britannia

Y'alright lads?

>>40977

Cheers threadslave.

>>40979

I'm okay thanks, I had a workout earlier and now my arms are like jelly.

>>40974

it's good they help. I might do it if I ever get braver.

I played the white wolf RPGs (vampire, mage and werewolf) back in college, they're fun if you're into roleplaying. but I never had friends there, so when I left we lost contact, and I haven't played anything since

Just lit a little candle and now the room smells all nice.

Feels like I've started down the road to transitioning.

Sold some stuff on ebay and got 190 quid, not bad as I was expecting around 150.

>>40982

>scented candles

>started transitioning

I can interpret this in two different ways and I'm not sure whether to wish you well or try to talk you out of it.

>>40984

he is making his home smell nice so his hard working husband can come home to a nice environment

t. Freud

>>40986

that woman is utterly braindead, holy shit.

>>40987

Most women are, I think i just find it cute when they try and have their own opinions.

>>40988

I would find it cute if they weren't allowed to vote

>>40986

>the left make out that leave voters are brainwashed idiots

>she is literally spouting every lefty buzzword she can think of in quick succession without any overarching point

>muh immigration, muh nhs, muh nigel farage

god, it's sickening

I bought a fleshlight

>>40991

>buying a fleshlight on the eve of the VR revolution…

>not at-least getting an Autoblow…

>>40991

do a review

>>40991

Post pics

Who /feelinginexplicablyshit/ here?

>>40997

My misery is perfectly explainable when you consider the sum of my life experiences.

https://www.twitch.tv/polepepe/dashboard#

If anyone want's one, I'm playing Dungeon siege

>>40999

https://www.twitch.tv/polepepe

sorry that,

I like the number of this post

>>40996

Nope, I still feel fantastic from my superior orgasm.

Sure feel bad for those people using their bony, callused hands.

>>41001

I've got a fleshlight too but haven't used it in ages. Shared bathroom so paranoid I'll get caught when cleaning it. I've got the tori black ass one, roasties btfo.

>>41002

All of the porn star molds are roasties, it's completely fucked.

Even the basic one that isn't molded off anyone is made into a roastie. WHY? Who the fuck is this intended for?

>>41002

post pics

>>41003

I imagine without the beef flaps, it's hard to tell that the piece of plastic is meant to look like a pussy

>>41006

fanny is such an awful word

>>41007

What would you prefer?

>>41008

anything, even clunge is better

>>41006

Either he's mad, or he's doing a damn good parody

>>41010

He's very convincing if that's the case…

https://twitter.com/sazzajk128

I fucking hate Tony Blair lads. So glad he's getting a beating from the media today. He has single handedly done more damage to the British people (that is actual ethnic English, Welsh and Scottish) than almost anyone else in our 10 thousand+ year history.

>>41012

What? Who is this

>>41014

It's me

I like the idea that he asked someone to take that pic, don't goof me, I'm pretty gullible - it's not one of you is it?

Is it okay to eat expired medication?

>>41017

No, don't risk it. What's it for? If its prescribed psychoactives, don't take them anyway.

I want to make a Rotherham video,

This video has convinced me I have to:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lErO9lp201Q&index=58&list=WL

I've got some ideas, but will have to practice before I even begin, thoughts?

>>41003

>>41004

This one lads http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=22094

What do you guys think of apes like this >>41018

Should I del8 and ban them as soon as I see them? What do you guys think?

>>41022

Yeah, just delete and ban.

Make sure nobody replies to them.

>>41022

>>41023

>not taking the opportunity to BTFO of some """white""" shitposters

Looks like I'm going to have to try and get a refund from Etsy. The shop has been closed down.

>>41028

I'd take the opportunity to email Chris about it, see if you can get some lulz out of it.

https://www.twitch.tv/polepepe

got signed off sick for three weeks lad

NEETlyf here I come

>>41036

>charismatic

>handsome

>funny

>in regular contact with several celebrities

>lots of interesting hobbies

>successful stream that regularly pulls in lots of viewers

Snake was always a Chad. I can't believe you lads have only just realized it.

Gave sleeping on my back a try and just woke up screaming from the most profoundly frightening nightmare I've ever experienced.

Won't be doing that again.

There was another shooting in the good ol' US of A.

Sound of all the shootings from the distance

https://streamable.com/ba25

Officer being shot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcZOrZAdB78

More stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdyYjuavxWE

>>41043

from the sounds of it it was black lives matter fucktards going for cops

>>41043

Two niggers have been killed by cops on video too. Race war is coming.

>>41020

Just something to help me relax before I go on a plane since I'm quite terrified of flying.

>>41043

That shooter knew what he was doing. See how he faked the cop and rushed up behind him?

>>41047

that's army tactics apparently, whether he was or was taught by someone who was isn't known yet.

>>41049

Nice work Mr. Hotpockets

>>41051

Pretty much just sat in my room all day with on and off headaches, I underslept last night and I didn't really eat enough yesterday, today I am paying for it.

Might go for a walk after dinner, seeing as it's nice outside.

>>41051

I made a baguette / french stick. And I just finished kneading a loaf of brown bread. Otherwise I've done nothing.

>>41051

I've done nothing but lie in bed and drink all day

I tried making another video for my vlog but it was just too much effort

>>41054

You should do it while lying in bed surrounded by cans. or just have it on the floor filming a single can, partly artistic partly "this is what ive become"

>>41055

I just couldn't summon the enthusiasm to talk about anything worthwhile.

Went for my walk, turned out to be more eventful than I expected.

While I was on my way to the nearby lake, there was a group of middle-aged people standing together, speaking in what sounded like Spanish. In true asocial fashion, I crossed the road before I got to them so I didn't have to walk through them, but they crossed over as well right after I did anyway. As I walked past them, the only English one said "Excuse me, are you walking to the lake?", I said "err.. yeah", and then he said something along the lines of "Ah perfect, he can show you the way then".

So I, who can't speak a word of Spanish, and they, who couldn't speak a word of English, walked together for 5 minutes in relative silence (besides them muttering to each other in Spanish) towards the lake. When we eventually got there, they did the whole "muchas gracias" thing, the man shook my hand, and the woman gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek, then we parted ways. I actually wanted to go the way they went, but I didn't want to be in that situation where you go the same way as the people you just said goodbye to.

I think it went well all things considered, can't believe that bloke just threw the responsibility of walking them to the lake on to a random passer-by though, who does that?

>>41057

>the woman gave me a hug and kiss on the cheek

reeee chads out!!!

>who does that

I think it's probably more common for middle aged and above people to do that. We've all grown up with smartphone maps etc.

I get asked for directions by tourists a lot, it feels good to help someone. I think most of my real life interaction with people is from them asking me directions.

>>41058

>We've all grown up with smartphone maps etc

ree underageb& normies OUT

>I think it's probably more common for middle aged and above people to do that

Yeah I think so, when I saw them I was walking through an older and more middle class area than to where I live, which is generally younger and a bit poorer, and everyone keeps their heads down and pretends they don't notice you if you walk past them.

>it feels good to help someone

It does, feels like I've become a good citizen, at least for a day.

>>41057

I just wanted to post and say thank you for saying asocial instead of antisocial, as you have avoided triggering my autism.

>>41059

I'm getting towards 25 and can remember having maps on my phone in secondary school, not the same as how the current kids have it but not too distant.

>>41061

Hmm, I'm 24 too and I don't remember seeing maps on a phone until I'd left school and gone to college. I certainly didn't "grow up" with smartphones, tablets, etc., that all came along once I was already an adult pretty much.

>>41061

>>41062

I'm only 20 and I didn't use maps on my phone in secondary school

I still remember chad showing me low quality porn on his nokia

>>41061

>>41062

Finished highschool in 2010 and I remember smartphones appearing about a year before I finished. Well, phones that allowed people to shitpost on facebook during lessons.

>must enter job skills

>have none

???

>I agree to complete the mandatory Equality questionnaire

I think I might have to give up on getting JSA.

BAN HIM

HE'S UNDERAGE

>>41064

Yeah that lines up with my experience ( >>41062 ), I left school in 2008, smartphones and things started to crop up around 2009 - 2010, my first 2 years at college.

It was also around this time that the last remaining people with CRT TVs switched to HD LCD TVs, and Facebook really started taking off big time with the normies.

I remember when I first found 4chan there was someone posting a picture of college work and asking /b/ to help them with it. It was dismissed as a hoax because no phone at the time could possibly have the power to upload a photo to the internet like that.

How times have changed.

>>41065

That's what the kikes want you to do lad

>>41062

Maybe I'm confusing 'growing up with' with 'saw it while I was a teenager'.

Ps any chance of C O N K E R sometime? Or any other comfy games you have.

I always think the faggots who complain that everything was a long time ago are cunts. But I was quite surprised when I realized everyone in highschool right now is born after the year 2000.

>>41069

>Ps any chance of C O N K E R sometime?

I dunno, I've been really good with my sleep pattern lately, and streaming usually destroys it. I find it hard to juggle all the routines I'm trying to implement and also still do non-improve related things.

>>41070

It's not so much that particular things were a long time ago, it's more that to anyone of a certain age it feels like it only occurred recently, and yet obnoxious teenagers always act like whatever happened before they hit puberty is ancient history.

I did the same thing of course when I was younger, but that doesn't make it any less soul-crushing when you see hordes of anons on imageboards talking about their "favourite childhood game" that came out in 2008 on the bloody PS3.

>>41071

Ok m8 no pressure, I'll be patient for comfy stream.

>that doesn't make it any less soul-crushing when you see hordes of anons on imageboards talking about their "favourite childhood game" that came out in 2008 on the bloody PS3.

Iktf, I think my favourite childhood game was either pokemon red or mario sunshine/wind waker. Getting a purple gb colour and pokemon red for christmas was probably the best christmas ever.

>>41072

>Go out with parents to get a gamecube for my birthday

>get mario sunshine, sonic adventure 2 battle, super smash brothers knowing nothing about anything other than mario.

>get home and find out you need memory cards because I'd only ever had cartridges before.

>play mario sunshine and leave it on all night, mum turns of gamecube while Im in school.

It took me two weeks to get that memory card.

>>41073

I made sure to make my parents get the black card, was a huge 250 slotter I think

>yfw the black card was larger than the light coloured one

Also how I miss this ;_; https://youtu.be/Tve6ZBZaDsI

Anyone else trying out Pokemon Go? Just caught a ghastly outside my house.

Stefan Polyneux has Jared Taylor on his show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2RVIi6M7oM

>>41076

had*

>>41073

I know that feel, I remember leaving Spyro The Dragon for PS1 on overnight and while I was at school the next day, so that I could keep on playing without a memory card. It was so tense, especially as I'd gotten so far in the game, but I ended up losing all my lives and getting a game over anyway.

Crushing it was, so many times I had to play the entirety of my games again only to lose all my lives near the end. Still, I prefer that over a game that holds your hand, autosaves every 5 steps, and 75% of the game is scripted set pieces that are impossible to lose.

>>41075

I just installed it today but I don't get it. How do I catch things?

>>41079

You walk around (or just sit there) and wait for poemon to appear, you then tap on them and have to throw pokeballs at them to get them.

Theres also locations at monuments and churches and stuff you can go to to get items like pokeballs, and gyms where you can battle

>>41075

I didn't think it was out in the UK yet

what do you lads do to occupy your time? I'm really bored.

>>41083

Browse threads, read articles, watch videos, "make music", that sort of thing. Occasionally I'll go for walks, not everyday though.

>>41084

Team Rocket trash

>>41085

I'm going to the gym at 8 but until then I have nothing to do. Just kind of sitting around.

>>41083

>>41087

I'm feeling the same, my laptop recently broke so I can't play any WoW or anything to pass the time.

>>41075

Downloaded it but it didn't work, kept getting stuck on the tutorial

>>41088

Stuck as in a glitch or stuck as in you don't know what to do?

>>41089

It got to the point where you have to catch charmander squirtle or vinosaur, but it wouldn't let me tap on one of them to catch it.

Kept getting stuck like this every time I restarted, over a period of a day or so.

Probably for the best as I wouldn't have gone outside for it.

>>41090

You throw the ball at it, you don't tap it.

>>41091

h-how would I have done that?

I think when I return to work I'm going to ask for reduced hours lads, that would be nice. The GP can actually say your return to work is on the condition of having reduced hours, so I can just take it nice and easy until I feel better.

>>41093

How long do you work?

>>41094

I tried doing random gestures, there was no pokeball at the bottom of my screen btw.

Just broke out in a cold sweat, got pins and needles and hallucinating. It's been nice knowing you all, press F to pay respects.

>>41095

atm like 30-40 hours a week because it's the summer, want to go down to like 16 hours.

>>41098

…we should use tox more often

>>41098

why don't you get your own steam mang? Is your brother mad at you?

new vlog up lads, pls comment

also subscribe to my patreon :4)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQj8w1IHzOM

I've not been posting on here as regularly as I used to. How are you lads? How's mental health, job status etc.? How's that guy who overcame his anxiety to get milk from the shop doing?

>>41101

Have you had your brain scan yet?

>>41103

Yeah mate, I made a video talking about it but it was bad so I deleted it. It's normal, Neurologist thinks I might have epilepsy but not likely, been referred back to psychiatry. She said it sounded like I was dissociating.

>>41102

>How's that guy who overcame his anxiety to get milk from the shop doing?

I'm doing alright thanks, still NEET, but had my first driving lesson on Thursday which was a pretty big step.

Driving is a lot harder than I thought it would be, having to do all that stuff at once with various parts of your body, while also trying to be aware of what's happening outside of the car, it was all very overwhelming. I knew I would be driving in my first lesson, but I didn't think I would be dodging real traffic while still being completely clueless as to how to even start or stop the car. Nearly shit myself.

>>41105

I'm just really chuffed to hear you're still progressing mate, I've been in a bit of a slump recently so it's great to see other folk pushing on. What have you done with your day today?

>>41106

Thanks man, sorry to hear you are in a slump, what's your current situation?

>What have you done with your day today?

Nothing at all unfortunately, I've been consistently undersleeping the last couple of days and haven't been eating properly, which is beginning to wreck my good streak. I've been skipping workouts and stuff because of it too, too low energy.

I went for a walk yesterday though, and tomorrow morning my mum is going to let me drive her car, so at least there's that. Should be able to turn it around no problem.

>>41105

It's a weird feeling driving on the road for the first time. Your 2nd lesson feels a lot different, it feels more normal and less like you're controlling some complicated ship.

You'll probably get to drive on some faster roads too.

>>41107

Just been really unstable. Drinking a lot, depressed, hallucinating, questioning reality etc. Just waiting on a psychiatrist referral. I'm sure I'll get better too, glad to hear you're maintaining a positive attitude.

>>41110

it looks like he's not fussed at least. Can I have your Steam mate? Or your Tox?

>>41111

nah he's fine, he never swears though so I thought he was mad, you can have my stream in a week I guess. I think we try to keep britfeel coms on britfeel

3BAA01F10563819D0F350E70900061874CADCD5F72A613FF9A589BCC4CE6902AA02D3210E1A9

What a let down. When you call something a "pizza bomb" I was expecting a hell of a lot more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilK9zVly5hI

HEIL HITLER! WE GERMANS WILL JUST KILL YOU ALL, FUCK YOU FUCKING BRITISH SCUMBAG ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Decided to take up watching anime again, I'm five minutes into Flying Witch and it may be the comfiest thing ever.

It's got acoustic guitar music in the background all the time, and the characters introduced so far have really smooth voices.

It's a slice of life about a witch beginning high school apparently.

>>41116

it's going to be okay lad

>>41116

you're on a pretty pro hitler board right now, hans.

>>41096

Hmm, I have no clue.

>>41117

I just started watching Kill la Kill. It opens with a teacher talking about the rise of Hitler, then this happens. This is the first minute of the first episode.

>>41121

Just read up on it and it sounds a bit intense. I'm really not into battle anime, I watch anime for the comfy feeling. Certainly looks interesting if you're into that sort of thing though.

>>41122

It's been a complete mess with stuff happening all over the place, in a crazy off the wall way. I'm enjoying it. Got any comfy anime recommendations?

>>41123

Kuma Miko is pretty comfy

>>41104

that's rough anon, I had depersonalisation a few years back (still do sometimes, but much less) which I think is similar. Hope it works out for you.

>>41111

what's tox?

>>41125

eeyy, I'm not flagless anymore, nice.

>>41116

Hitler did nothing wrong, friend

>>41113

>Driving manual is so weird and unintuitive, my parents said I would probably be good at it due to playing a lot of vidya, but it's nothing like anything I've ever played, it's just bizarre.

Yeah, unless you're playing some autistic simulator game, then vidya driving is MUCH closer to automatic than manual

>>41128

>>41113

People were always saying it to me when I started driving, said I should be good because of my "Hand eye co-ordination" that you get from videogames.

Fucking bullshit.

My mum has started going to the local Church of England church. It's weird because she always hated the CofE and she's a commie.

Now she's invited the vicar round. He likes to come and visit his parishioners at home. He's a former Royal marine chaplain and a chaplain to the Queen. I hope he doesn't come round today, I look like an unshaven slob with long hair and I'm wearing a T-shirt with Che Guevara's face on it.

The bizzies. The politicians. We go to the match. They march us along. They slam us against walls, they treat us like scum. We look for help. We're Socialists, we're trade unionists and we look to the Labour Party for help. But we're not queers, we're not black, we're not Paki. There's no brownie points for speaking up for us so the Labour Party turns its back. We're not getting treated like scum any more. We're getting treated like wild animals. And, yeah, one or two of us start acting like wild animals and the cages go up and ninety-six people die. The bizzies, the bourgeois lefties… they caused Hillsborough. And they're going to pay.

Prophetic lol (replace Hillsborough with immivasion & Brexit)

Went out for an hour and a half walk since theres fuck all to do on sundays, and caught some pokemon on pokemon go. Didnt get anything particularly good though, and theres no gyms or poke-stops nearby, too rural.

Im now sitting here watching anime. I feel like Ive devolved into autism the last 2 days.

>>41133

I walk along looking at the map, and sometimes check the nearby pokemon thing to try and see if theres anything close, or which direction to walk in.

Ive turned the camera thing off, its only when you encounter a pokemon, but it drains battery quicker so now i just get some generic background like youd see in a battle in the actual games.

>>41134

It does sound pretty autistic but then most people go around glued to there phones anyway. It has lead to some funny news stories and articles though.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36757858/pokemon-go-player-finds-dead-body-in-wyoming-river-while-searching-for-a-pokestop

http://kotaku.com/pokemon-go-could-be-a-death-sentence-for-a-black-man-1783388743

>>41136

>>41137

I told you lads Koffing was the best Pokemon.

>>41139

Sounds interesting, but he's 3cm off my height, it would probably hit too close to home.

life seems really pointless lads.

>>41139

>lanklet

>just under 5 foot 8 inches

Maybe a lanklet in Japan.

I'm only 2cm taller than she is

>>41140

Was a good watch, 24 episodes long

>>41142

Still pretty tall for a girl I think, but yeah even more so in Japan

>>41139

I watched it years ago, I remember really liking it although I don't remember much about it now.

Have you ever seen Kimi ni Todoke? It's another high school romcom, about a qt girl who is a slightly autistic loner, I really enjoyed that one too.

>>41144

Haven't seen that one but I'll look into it now

Currently watching Tanaka-kun is Always Listless, I don't think I've ever felt so connected to a character in an anime.

"Even in my own life, I don't wanna be the main character."'

I hate when I get in these moods where absolutely nothing can interest or entertain me, it doesn't happen as often as it did a year or so ago, but it's incredibly strong today. I've tried watching anime, reading, playing vidya and I just cant shake it.

It doesnt help that its absolutely fucking boiling, so Id have trouble sleeping if I tried.

Shame Battlefield 1 looks fun, not getting it because half the soldiers I see in gameplay are niggers.

I somehow don't think that Anon is going to get his refund from Chris-chan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgnpBeSqGqQ

Do any of you know of, or have any experience requesting information under the Freedom of Information act?

>>41147

Maybe S T R E A M I N G would help

>>41148

I thought the same, then I saw the gameplay videos and almost everything is automatic, in WW1…

>>41150

No idea, iirc you fill in a form or something about what you want to know, then they must reply within a certain amount of time with a justified rejection or the data. Google will know more than me though.

>>41152

Did you add water/ice cubes? (also a blender=/=juicer, some recipes for juicers will end out super thick from blenders)

>>41152

>non newtonian fluid

kek

Did you add water lad?

>>41153

yeah, some but the water just went to the bottom and the sludge to the top.

…I need a juicer. Do you have one, what is a good one to get?

>>41151

I might stream, slept for 14 hours so I'm guessing i'll be up late, got anything in mind?

>>41154

Yeah, you have too otherwise you just get shredded kale, instead I got a coagulated wet shredded kale.

>>41156

I think you added too much. 200g seems like a fair serving of kale. I usually just have like a handful or two.

>>41151

I wish, my upload speed is like 0.3. Completely unsuitable.

Well, I'm doing one lads

https://www.twitch.tv/polepepe

It's there if you want to chat.

>>41155

I'm fine with anything mate, will be comfy whatever is picked

Essay on juicers inc

>>41160

>

>will be comfy whatever is picked

Disagree, some games are just not comfy

I don't even feel anything beyond basic sensations anymore lads, maybe the odd bit of mild anxiety here and there. Anyone just completely lost interest in everything? It's honestly getting to the point where I might just lie in bed not eating or drinking until I die.

>>41162

No, I was that way for many years, but not any more.

>>41162

yeah, back when I was more depressed, it's a pretty classic symptom, anhedonia.

what is tox then? no one ever answered me.

>>41165

It's an instant messaging protocol that started on /g/ a couple of years ago. You could have just used a search engine and clicked the first link:

https://tox.chat

>>41164

Nah I've had that before, in terms of losing interest in things you normally would enjoy. This is more like a total lack of identifiable emotion. No anger, no sadness, nothing.

>>41166

I should have just done that.

>That horrible unending boredom

What boards do you guys browse? I'm strolling through /leftyb/ and praising the lord I'm not a communist.

>>41171

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7hY5W_oPqs

It's slightly more of a remix than most vaporshit is, so I'll give you that, but it's still a shit "genre". Call me when it stops being white hipster's pretentious younger sister to nigger-hop.

>>41172

I regularly visit /pol/ and /improve/, and I sometimes go to /tech/ and /fit/ too. I used to browse more, but I decided to cut as much degeneracy out of my life as possible, and that means not going to the vast majority of 8chan boards. I don't miss it.

>>41174

sometimes I think about how much better a person I would be if I could just up and quit listless internet browsing entirely. It's so hard not to just spend all my time browsing the chans and youtube, especially when I'm particularly depressed.

>>41175

>could

Well, let me be the first to tell you that you can. It's not outside of your capabilities as a man, although it might currently be outside of your experience or perspective, both of which can be changed.

It's definitely a tricky one, especially if you're NEET, but it's entirely possible, even if you feel like you can never escape it (which you can).

>>41176

thanks for the pep talk laddy, I've joined the /improve/ discord group and one of the admins there is linking me some information on habit breaking and the like

>>41177

Nice one man, it's a great place to get advice and discuss different improvement methods, glad you're looking to improve things and not just waste more time feeling miserable about your situation.

>tfw there are now at least 3 /britfeel/ posters in that discord group

>>41177

I would be interested in that, watdo?

>>41178

>3

wew

if you see a guy by the name of Raskolnikov in there it's me.

>>41180

go the /improve/ board here on 8chan. They have a stickied thread with an invite to the discord group. You don't have to download anything or even make an account.

>>41181

hmm I don't know about that, I will read and or listen to the models (audio)book, but the chat seemed like another time sink, i might go back to it though.

>>41182

Yeah, I'm wasting a lot of time in it because the admins are retarded and were taking forever to get the book club thing organised.

>>41149

I'm actually quite disappointed.

>>41178

I think you mean 2, one of them left ;)

tfw building an impressive natty physique

>>41186

Nice, what's your stats/routine?

>>41187

Not >>41186 but I'm under 90kg for the first time as an adult.

>>41186

Just a standard bro split, and my lifts aren't all that impressive yet, but I'm progressing fast in all of them and making visible gains. I've only been at it for about two months and already hardly recognize myself when I look in the mirror.

>>41187

>>41189

>>41188

>>41189

Good work lads, pleased to know you're looking after yourselves. I've been making gains this year too, stopped being underweight for the first time in years and starting to build muscle. We really are gonna make it after all.

>>41192

I watched season one, It might be good for american normie comedy but it's still absolute trash. GambiNegro and autist bin laden's nerd bromance is a warcrime.

Why the fuck has amazon stopped selling benzyl peroxide

>>41193

I mean I enjoyed the American office, so I may just have shit taste

Theresa May's first speech as PM is easily one of the most cancerous things I've ever heard, it contained more social justice pandering than even Obama would be comfortable with.

We're fucked.

>>41196

Since David Cameron, most of the Conservative party and the Labour party would agree with everything she said it's really just more of the same bullshit we've had for decades now.

>>41198

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZnkULuWFDg

>>41198

[hands rubbing in distance]

>>41198

Democracy is just a form socialism and so always ends badly. Democracy usually starts out quite elitist but time shows it really is just a race to the bottom. Social justice is just a symptom of worse things to come. Most politicians believe in this Marxist crap and amoral politicians will grasp social justice in an attempt to stay relevant in an empty country that has been hollowed out from the inside. That's my take on it anyway.

>>41201

This. I seriously doubt most of our politicians actually care about social justice; to them it's just a tool they use to further their careers. That's why, in a weird way, I actually find Jeremy Corbyn admirable - while he is a nutter, he's a principled nutter who genuinely believes his own bullshit. His one man crusade against the careerist Blairite majority of Labour MPs is hilarious.

>>41202

Yeah I like him too for the same reason. I'd never vote for him because he's a commie after all but he just has different priorities to the new lefties like Blair. I think that's why most lefties today like him. He's different to Blair. Blair really was ahead of the curve when it came to this brave new world and all the horrors that went on during his reign are really unpalatable to most people. Rather than drop their ideology though the left would rather revert back to a 70's anachronism like Corbyn.

D E A D

T H R E A D

I was going to have a driving lesson today, but apparently another learner before me got into an accident in my instructor's car, so I spent the last 3 hours working in the garden instead.

We're replacing the old shitty fence with a new one, so my mum's boyfriend hacked down the old one while I cut up and binned all the vines and other plants that had been covering it. I also uncovered the long lost gate that lead from the front garden to the back once upon a time, involved a lot of digging up roots and levelling the ground to get it to open. Then I moved all the wood from the old fence into a neat pile.

My back is killing me now.

I just used uber for the first time. I can't imagine why anyone would use a taxi anymore, it was a lot cheaper and it arrived a lot quicker.

16 hours of quality sleep. Good day lads.

I quite like pokemon but im not fond of going outside, so I've hoodwinked my GPS and can now search for pokemon anywhere without leaving my bedroom. Good times lads

>>41209

Never knew Ave Maria worked so well with the sound of carnage.

>>41210

The first time heard Ave Maria was on a Hitman game.

I'm just getting comfy and watching the carnage in France.

honestly, France is fucked. This is a first world nation on equal footing to Britain, and these terrorist attacks are starting to become commonplace.

>>41212

We're just as fucked probably, but being an island and the fact that our kebab are inbred morons means we get lucky.

>>41212

I can only imagine the Herculean effort our police and GCHQ have to put in to prevent it happening here.

>>41213

>>41214

I've seen reports now and then of hundreds of terrorist plots being foiled here. Ever since the 7/7 bombings our police have fortunately been pretty hot on it. There's no doubt plenty would like to do to us what they're doing to france

>>41215

Yeah I suppose. We do have a shit ton of experience with terrorism.

I'm arguing with lefties defending islam on twitter. It's too easy

>>41217

Their #notallmuslims and #prayfor empty platitudes get weaker and weaker after every attack.

I really hope they don't get out a fucking piano again though.

>>41218

>terrorism has no religion!

How many Christian terrorist attacks have there been this year? What about Sikh terrorist attacks, or Jew terrorist attacks?

>>41219

I'm glad I'm not on Twitter. I don't think I could handle that level of denial. It's scary to me how some people can have a mind like a brick wall.

>>41217

Link?

Pakis need to be eradicated.

I'm glad this terrorist attack has revitalized the board, NICE THINGS ARE HAPPENING ALL AROUND.

Anyone ever used chemistdirect?

I was getting an urge to play OSRS again but it looks like the servers are still being DDOSed after 2 years.

The great thing about so many mudslimes being called mohammed, is that even when lefty cucks like the BBC try and avoid saying "Muslim" everyone immediately knows they are when they hear the name

Who was the anon who was going to read houellebecq? Is he still here, if so can you tell me what his book was like? was it a translation?

>>41226

I haven't read it yet, I have a backlog of like 100 books kek

>>41196

how did she get to become your PM? shouldn't you have had elections or something?

>>41228

We don't elect prime ministers, we elect members of parliament (MPs) who represent a political party to get seats in the house of commons. The party that gets a clear majority of seats in the general election, gets to form the government, and the leader of that party becomes the prime minister.

David Cameron resigned before his time was up, so the members of the conservative party were supposed to vote to decide who would be the next leader / prime minister, but because every other candidate (((dropped out))) of the race, Theresa May won by default.

Feeling a bit better today but the thought of work still makes me want to kill myself. Had the motivation to get out of bed at lunch time and eat food and do some drawing though.

'French politicians covered up the torture of the teenagers in the Bataclan massacre, scared at the French public reaction.

"They gouged out eyes, castrated victims, and shoved their testicles in their mouths. They may also have disemboweled some poor souls. Women were stabbed in the genitals – and all the torture was, victims told police, filmed for Islamic State propaganda."'

http://heatst.com/uk/exclusive-france-suppressed-news-of-gruesome-torture-at-bataclan-massacre/

>>41229

I read somewhere the other day, that technically the prime minster is supposed to be the person who can command the confidence of the majority of parliament, and doesnt technically have to be the parties leader.

Obviously, that would be fucking ridiculous though, and while I could see some MP's going for it (ie, those who hate corbyn), the queen would also have to go for it, as she's the one that actually appoints them.

This could just be bullshit though.

>>41232

>the queen would also have to go for it, as she's the one that actually appoints them.

the Queen just does as she's told. Every "appointment" by the Queen is simply a formality, and is 100% the decision of the Politicians.

Although, I could see Charles being a madman and trying to have more of a say in it

https://twitter.com/ChrisPa1975

Kek, totally wrecked this lefty cunt on islam and she blocked me

>>41234

Nice one Emma.

>>41235

t-thanks

TURKEEEEE ERDOGAN GET OUT

MILITARY COUP IN TURKEY RIGHT NOW

>>41237

>>41238

Can these near-daily major happenings please stop, I'm trying my hardest to keep my sleep pattern in check and they're not helping at all.

>tfw the ones responsible for the Militart Coup are the good guys.

BRITFEEL COUP WHEN!

>>41242

COUP LEADER HEARD SHOUTING "BRITAIN FIRST" MOMENTS BEFORE LAUNCHING ATTACK

>>41243

top kek

>>41241

you shut your damn mouth goy

>>41246

Works for me, must be your end.

Cumrag, SNP and Greens could just unite into a bitter middle-aged hag party.

>>41247

Its working now but I kept getting error messages.

>>41248

you could add libdems to that too

But it's beneficial to us that they don't. Let the idiot libshits split their vote between several fundamentally identical parties

>>41250

I forgot the libdems existed.

>>41251

so did 90% of their voters

Kek I think they're shooting people in Istanbul.

>>41254

Nice, saved if you don't mind

>>41242

>>41243

https://twitter.com/RhonddaBryant/status/754087371252101124

I was being sarcastic but it's LITERALLY HAPPENING

>>41257

Glad to see him getting destroyed over it at least.

Anyone playing pokemon go?

It's been over a week and I've only caught 1 pokemon.

>>41260

No.

Upgraded from 250MB of data to 15GB for £4 extra a month.

Pretty happy with that lads.

>>41260

Yep, though it's pretty pointless if you live in a suburb or rural area, as you find basically nothing compared to big cities

I altered my GPS to show me in central London and I've been drowning in pokemon

My Dad has ruined our internet again for absolutely no reason.

I don't know why he changes it so often.

>>41262

Not bad at all

My contract is up for renewal. I wonder if I can wrangle unlimited data (or at least a lot of it) in exchange for giving up the minutes and texts I never use

>>41265

Even providers recognise that texts are worthless now, you should get some extra data for swapping out calls though.

>>41266

When I got my new phone, they gave me a choice between 5000 texts or unlimited texts. I asked if there was any price difference and they said no.

I don't even know why they gave me a choice.

>>41267

There's no difference in practice, when I worked at Orange the unlimited texts had a fair use policy which basically put on a limit of 5000.

>>41268

>""""unlimited"""" texts

>hardcap of 5000

oy veyyyy

Is Eve online worth playing?

Just ordered some takeout lads.

>>41270

It's an alright little timesink

Driving test tomorrow lads, feeling confident but a little bit nervous.

There's one roundabout that I keep wanting to turn left on instead of going straight on, and once today I forgot to change to first gear before pulling off after stopping. (Although the instructor said to pull off before I'd even put the handbrake down, so I'm blaming that.)

Hopefully I'm gunna pass lads. I can go on adventures then.

>>41273

Good luck! What kind of car will you get after you pass? Have you checked out insurance? My brother wanted to get a car recently for work. I never knew how expensive insurance is, at least for new drivers anyway.

>>41275

Actually, just double checked, its ~75 quid a month, plus road tax at ~15 quid so I pay about £90 a month right now.

>>41275

My brother got quotes of like £200-300 a month, if I'm remembering right. That was even when getting quotes for cars that were meant to be cheaply insurable for his age group and with a black box. Maybe I'm not remembering right though.

£90 a month sounds like a good deal to me.

>>41275

that car isn't very ａｒｙａｎ

>>41273

>driving manual

For what purpose?

>>41280

cheaper and less costly when something goes wrong

if second hand knowledge I've picked up but never verified is true

>>41280

Because he's not a fucking faggot.

>>41283

there thread is dead

who know normies and tripfags ruined everything?

>>41284

the normies and tripfags will come here

it needs to be kept alive

>>41286

Lets let them post for a little bit, and after they feel comfortable crush their hopes by banning them.

>>41282

>hurr you have to drive manual to be a REAL MAN

literally a single mother tier argument

>>41284

yeah they did. the thread is probably about 70% tripfags or tripfag discussion now

this place is a bit slow but much comfier

There were plenty of robots who stayed in the half chan thread because their autism valued the consistency too much. If they finally make it over then great.

Tripfags and attention whores won't be tolerated though

>>41290

Its become too much lol.

>>41290

how do you know?

>>41293

>how do you know?

because when this board was first made we shilled it in the halfchan threads and several robots admitted it had gotten shit but refused to leave halfchan.

Just about ready to kill myself lads, my phone has now broken along with my laptop, JUST

>>41270

it's a really good mmo, I was really deep into it before I had to sell my gaming PC. I think I have around £300 'worth' of assets on my accounts. The pvp is , in my opinion, the best out there at the moment because of permanent loss on death. It makes every fight matter and gives unmatched thrills when you pull off a clean gank. The universe is huge and there is so much to do, along with years of skill point progression if that type of character building appeals to you.

Downsides are;

- large proportion of the English speaking player base are rofl xDD tier fags

- ccp, the company that runs the game, are incompetent as fuck, often making dumb changes for no reason.

The biggest point to consider;

- it's a very social game. If you are super autismo this probably won't be for you. In order to experience the best of the game you will have to join corps and speak to people. Don't necessarily need to speak on mic or anything, but there will be lots of text chat

If you have any questions feel free to ask.

>>41273

Good luck anon! Don't sweat it if you fail the first time, took me two attempts to pass. I'm sure you'll do better than me though.

>>41280

I passed my test in manual just in case but I doubt I will ever drive one, automatics are so much comfier and relaxing

Feeling pretty weird today lads. I keep questioning if my memories and opinions are real or fake, and whether or not they are mine (if I exist) or if they have been planted in me by another person or a fragmented splinter of my true being. Also have a weird urge to become NEET and do nothing but study art all day.

>>40977

hey lads, nigiis here now dw

>>41298

>nigiis

is that nige or nigger

>>41299

Nigel, 54 single parent from Manchester

>>41297

>Also have a weird urge to become NEET and do nothing but study art all day

You ever been NEET before? Spoiler: NEETs don't study, even if they want to

made it to /britfeel/ 2.0

>niggerwemadeit.png

>>41300

oh nige from mumsnet! nice to meet some other single dads on britfeel, I take care of my wife's son after she died in a tragic honour killing.

>>41301

I was NEET for 2.5 years and did not study, but are you truly NEET if you are studying?

>>41302

how's life treating you newfriend?

I think I'll check on the other britfeel to see how its doing.

>>41304

life is reasonable right now.

doing some sunday night drinking because I don't have work early tomorrow morning

>>41303

As long as you're not enrolled onto some sort of official education, then yes you can be studying while NEET.

However, as I'm sure you know, NEET lyfe makes studying virtually impossible. You can never be arsed to do anything mentally taxing, and after a few years your brain's ability to focus and memorise is significantly hampered.

>>41306

where do you work and why in the year of our lord 2016 are you not a member of the NEET master race?

>>41305

why do you think they're all suddenly coming here? It's doing shit

why are we here this site is no better

>>41310

excuse me, but this is a no bully zone, I have forwarded your comments to the unacceptable behaviour team.

>>41310

Feel free to go back mate

>>41308

I work for a small fabric shop who make made to measure blinds and curtains

I would be NEET if i could lad but I need more money than bennies can provide

>>41313

do you have some comfy hobbies you spend all that dosh on

>>41314

other than having to pay my 'bills' aka phone, car and rent(i live with my mum)' I save some of it and the rest i spend on whatever really.

I'm so hungover

>>41316

haha out with the lads right mate? Bang any slags?

>>41318

I like to drink on my own but I usually manage to stop before getting a full blown hangover. Nothing worse than waking up at 6am to spew when you were already in a shitty mood.

for everyone coming here to avoid nigii ive been posting here for over a year and have never been a problem

>>41320

no idea who the fuck that is but as long as you keep your trip off and don't attention whore it's not a problem

>>41320

That's because you've avoided being an attention whore so far.

>>41321

Just a guy who got mistreated in the half chan threads. Someone constantly pretends to be me in the threads and just ruins them. Came here to avoid it but if all the normies are coming over here it will probably start again…

>>41323

it can't really happen here because tripfigging is banned

>>41323

don't be an idiot. If you really are this nigi guy then no one needs to know unless you start being an attention whore and saying who you are.

He just always posts about my dead family members and pets. i deserve it. Should never of told them my pet had died.

Yeah but just when you know when someone comes and starts signing every post off with t. nigii just ignore it. He does it and everytime it sparks a massive reaction and ruin threads

Poleaboo is on his way lads

>>41323

The difference between here and halfchan is that we have full control over the moderation, and we've had a strict "no trip/namefags" policy since the start. If you're recognisable solely due to your post content, that's fine though.

>>41327

Have you considered that worrying about it here might inspire people to keep doing it, like a self-fulfilling prophecy?

>>41328

There's a "no pakis" rule as well.

>tfw came to 8chan earlier today

>tfw the rest of the 4chan crew followed me

FUCK

>>41328

poleaboo will be banned as soon as he reveals himself.

>>41326

I always get anxious when I think about my doggo dying. Thankfully he has lots of mileage on him for now.

So this is where everyone has gone?

I'll be posting here now.

>>41334

I don't think so lad.

>>41334

very funny m8

>>41330

i don't understand

Get nigii out

Do you get banned if you name fag or something?

>>41334

haha! epic! just simply fucking epic.

you, sir, have won the internet.

>>41339

yes.

ALL THESE FUCKING NEW FAGS REEE

>>41342

they'll be bored within a day mate, relax

You can easily get past a ban though

>>41344

yeah, poleaboo has been perma'd twice. not much we can do but keep banning and hope he lays off. nobody on here currently is acting particularly obnoxious.

>>41329

Yeah I'm sweating like mad, I'll probably have an early night so I can cool my room down before it gets any worse.

>>41338

go back to normie chan