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GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

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 No.19560 [Last50 Posts]

Last minute AGAIN edition

>tfw threadslave

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 No.19562

>>19560

thanks man

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 No.19563

Fuck it t b h lads, gonna learn Ruby - supposedly it's in high demand at the moment. It's my first language so the learning curve will be steep, but it's not as if I've got anything better to do.

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 No.19564

>>19563

is that programming? I've tried to learn to code but I'm utterly retarded with it, nothing seems to make sense for me

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 No.19565

>>19564

Yes, it's a programming language. I am still a beginner, but from what I've found it doesn't just go in straight away, so you shouldn't expect it to; the important thing is constant practice and repetition.

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 No.19566

>>19564

>I've tried to learn to code but I'm utterly retarded with it, nothing seems to make sense for me

Same here, I tried to learn Python a couple of years ago but it just wasn't happening. It was one headache after another, with never-ending frustration and little to no success.

I came to the conclusion that I simply wasn't cut out for it, in the same way that some people trying to learn music are tone-deaf, or some people trying to play a sport have terrible motor control. Sure, they could practice non-stop and end up being "okay", but they would likely be better suited to a different field entirely.

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 No.19567

>>19566

yeah, I'm dyslexic, so it might be that, I just didn't get it at all

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 No.19568

File: 1439300490841.jpg (158.95 KB,692x960,173:240,1439105797324.jpg)

>normies playing normie music very loudly at the skate park over the road

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 No.19569

File: 1439306823035.jpg (145.6 KB,736x1206,368:603,couch to 5k.jpg)

Really glad I started running. I implore you lads to do it, it's literally what our bodies were designed to do, so it makes sense that it would make you feel good. If you're really unfit you can try out something like this; and in general, take it slowly, and even if you only make 5 seconds worth of progress each time, you've still done better than before. Hope I don't come across as preachy or anything, but you'll see what I mean if you manage to get into it.

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 No.19570

>>19569

I live in birmingham, I'd love to go running but I also don't want to get stabbed

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 No.19571

>>19569

Good on you mate, running will probably do wonders for your mind and body in the long run.

However, I would say the majority of people, even the normiest of normies don't have the confidence to start running in public, and some people posting here may not even be able to go outside by themselves at all right now. I couldn't bring myself to leave the front door by myself for about 9 years, until a few months ago.

I'll be sticking with walking a couple of times a week myself. It's certainly better than nothing, and I think pushing myself as hard as running does would just make me less likely to keep it up on a regular basis.

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 No.19572

>>19569

I run when I'm awake at 5am.

Currently doing this though http://www.hundredpushups.com/

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 No.19573

>>19570

>>19571

I actually do it on a treadmill at the gym - Pure Gym, to be exact. It's a total normie gym, but they have all the basic equipment, and it's extremely cheap. I usually just set my pace, put my headphones in, and zone out. Treadmills are better for the joints, and there's zero chance of anyone ever getting in your way - or even bothering you at all - because everybody is just focusing on their own workout.

>>19572

100 pushups is impressive, that'll be quite a feat if you manage to get there. How many can you do now?

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 No.19574

>>19573

I'm only on the second day of that thing.

I expect I can do 30 without stopping.

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 No.19575

File: 1439312651193.jpg (13.73 KB,300x169,300:169,Calisthenics-4-300x169.jpg)

>>19574

If you're interested in calisthenics, this is a good book: https://www.dragondoor.com/pdf/Convict_Conditioning_SUPER_FAQ.pdf

Calisthenics aren't optimal for pure mass gains, but the strength you'll build from them is much more functional than a pure hypertrophy routine.

How many bodybuilders can do shit like this?

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 No.19576

File: 1439312856443.jpg (213.03 KB,1920x1200,8:5,incredible-strength-parkou….jpg)

>>19575

>thumbnail

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 No.19577

>>19576

Forgive me lad, that's all there was on the page I got it from (http://www.360training.co.za/calisthenics/).

Luckily, you are more diligent than me, and so we now find ourselves graced with a HD image of juicy gymnast arse.

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 No.19578

File: 1439317415714.png (80.33 KB,222x250,111:125,1422041948891.png)

>everyone's talking about fitness

I'm proud of you all anons

How is everyone? Ordered a cheap laptop for college.

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 No.19579

>>19578

I'm alright mate, just had cod & chips from the chippy.

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 No.19580

>>19579

living the dream

I'm on a diet so mad jelly

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 No.19581

File: 1439318191363.jpg (26.16 KB,720x480,3:2,salmon.jpg)

>>19578

Cooked and ate this.

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 No.19582

>>19581

>these omega fatty acids

literally master race food

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 No.19583

>>19578

I'm pretty sure this "date" is actually gonna go ahead. I've given her plenty of opportunities to back out and she's insistent.

I think I might just make it.

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 No.19584

File: 1439322816722.jpg (6.97 KB,409x409,1:1,1438384223971.jpg)

>tfw no longer getting asked for ID in supermarkets

I feel old.

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 No.19585

I can now make Ruby ask for my first and second names, and then output my full name - even going so far as to capitalize it if I neglected to. I'm making it.

This language seems similar to the little of C++ that I learned, only with less clutter and simpler terms. Are programming languages generally similar in that they all perform the same functions, but the way in which the coder makes those functions perform is different?

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 No.19586

>>19585

>Are programming languages generally similar in that they all perform the same functions, but the way in which the coder makes those functions perform is different?

Pretty much, some languages handle some stuff for you, and others you do it yourself (Garbage collection) and some things you need to be careful with memory usage otherwise you'll blow up the RAM (Sandboxed languages vs non sandboxed languages) but otherwise everything is pretty similar with different syntax. When I was programming a lot more, I found that I could easily pick up another language, as long as I had a cheat sheet for a couple of hours when starting off.

Now that I havent programmed for like a year and a bit, I'm completely thrown off though, it's definitely something you need to keep up.

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 No.19587

File: 1439324611912.jpg (Spoiler Image,55.94 KB,285x287,285:287,1345718461159.jpg)

>>19586

Cool. Hopefully I'll keep up with it. What are some of the more mischievous things you can do with coding?

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 No.19588

File: 1439324809173.png (142.62 KB,290x288,145:144,1438190549245.png)

Snake actually managed a FIVE MAN HEAD COME UP

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 No.19589

File: 1439324903451.jpg (1.61 MB,3648x2736,4:3,Small_kusarigama[1].JPG)

Out of curiosity I was looking at all banned knives in the UK.

For what fucking reason are these things banned?

What a stupid and odd thing to ban.

It's called a kusari-gama.

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 No.19590

>>19587

I've got no clue, the reason I've never got into coding properly is because I'm shit at creativity, meaning I've never really found a practical use for programming. I've never thought "Oh, I could program this" which a bunch of people I know who code have done.

I mean, I guess you could program a keylogger or a virus or something.

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 No.19591

File: 1439325197107.jpg (25.79 KB,600x750,4:5,5eb.jpg)

>>19589

>It's called a kusari-gama.

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 No.19592

>>19591

What do you want me to say?

>it's called a ball n' hook

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 No.19593

>>19592

it was more the fact you were even talking about that obscure weeb weapon

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 No.19594

>>19589

Probably some reactionary shit after some dick killed someone in the past.

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 No.19595

>>19593

Because it's just such an obscure thing to be banned.

I mean, if you're going to murder someone and you're looking around for a weapon what the fuck must be going through your head?

>kitchen knife? Nope.

>hammer? nah

>heavy blunt object? not good enough

>antique, heavy sickle attached to a weight with a noisy chain? Perfect

Also, throwing stars are banned.

Fucking throwing stars.

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 No.19596

>>19595

all those other things you listed are tools with legitimate purpose. That thing is purely a weapon with no intended use other than to maim or kill someone.

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 No.19597

>>19595

It just means somebody probably killed someone with one at some point and they decided to ban it. There are lots of obscure and seemingly-random laws; for example, it's illegal in the UK to kill a hedgehog with a machine gun.

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 No.19598

>>19596

Nobody is going to kill anyone with it.

Some weeb is just going to swing it around and cut some bottles up. and use it as a decoration.

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 No.19599

>>19597

Anyone got that article that Americans often post to laugh at us.

It's some police posing with some novelty buster sword type weapons they seized.

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 No.19600

You know the way snake expects us to believe that he was a dog that is just really quite…as he ever addressed the fact that the dog can talk and asks snake questions about the viewers which are somehow not picked up on the mic?

i.e do you think Snake knows that he's mental?

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 No.19601

>>19600

why don't you ask him :^)

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 No.19602

>>19601

not looking to get instabanned lol

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 No.19603

ayyyyyy lmao

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 No.19604

>>19600

>do you think Snake knows that he's mental?

Nope. To him, it's everyone else that is mental.

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 No.19605

>>19600

Sam waves her paws in a way that he understands.

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 No.19606

>>19604

>>19605

Can someone actually ask him

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 No.19607

is "Spicy" one of us?

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 No.19608

File: 1439328790759.png (Spoiler Image,17.8 KB,120x124,30:31,snake3.png)

SPLASH HE'S GONE

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 No.19609

*muffled don't look at me like that in the distance*

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 No.19610

>>19609

Haha I kek'd at that, hadn't heard that in a while

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 No.19611

>>19600

I just want to know what he's looking at when he talks to Sam.

Is it just a blank space, or is there a husky plushie or something?

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 No.19612

Does snake have a job?

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 No.19613

>>19612

I think he is on bennies

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 No.19614

File: 1439333999207.jpg (21.77 KB,219x218,219:218,1438190549248.jpg)

>I'm not an alcoholic

>I get up at 8 oclock and drink water till 12

>Then I drink a few cans until 4

>Then I drink water until 8

>Then I drink cans until bed

>every day

>that's not an alcoholic

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 No.19615

E G G S

G

G

S

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 No.19616

Just had a wank.

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 No.19617

File: 1439334453580.gif (479.51 KB,126x110,63:55,snake.gif)

>>19614

Never seen his house in daylight before.

I didn't know he streamed that early.

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 No.19618

>>19617

RARE SNAKE

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 No.19619

File: 1439335176065.jpg (75.53 KB,724x965,724:965,1439214562057.jpg)

>tfw no see through swimsuit gf

this pic is dedicated to you nofap fags

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 No.19620

>>19619

>pixelated camel toe

Japan does it again.

I don't give a shit though, high cut swimsuits are 10/10 tier.

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 No.19621

>>19619

>implying I can be tempted by gook shit

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 No.19622

>>19619

Not even a tickle.

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 No.19623

Gonna get drunk by myself because I deserve it for getting a haircut.

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 No.19624

File: 1439340604985.png (7.62 KB,84x103,84:103,feel.png)

>decide to look down my facebook newsfeed.

>regret

I looked through all the pictures people tagged me in and it was depressing. I completely forgot that I used to live a life that wasn't just work-sleep-repeat. I wish I died when I was 21 and people would remember me as something respectable.

There is literally nothing to look forward to once you hit your mid 20s.

Seriously, what is there to live for? Nothing, absolutely nothing. This is just living for the sake of being alive.

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 No.19625

File: 1439345117068.png (173.78 KB,579x570,193:190,1428339081366_2.png)

>>19624

I did that not too long ago with my completely inactive account, and all there was to see were photos my grandma had taken of me uploaded without my consent of course. Then I did my best to shutdown my account.

I never did the whole "social" thing at any point in my life, as soon as I left school at 16 I lost all contact with everyone except for one person who was also a depressed NEET outcast. Even then, I haven't really spoken to him in the last 3 or 4 years.

The vast majority of my days in the 7 years since leaving school have been spent right here at my computer, with my only human interaction being the rare conversation with my family. There are no photos of me with friends, at parties, or anything like that, so if anyone that remembered me from school wanted to look me up and see what I've been doing with my life, it would be almost as if I had vanished off the face of the earth without a trace.

In some ways, knowing this gives me peace of mind, in a "fuck you societal norms and surveillance culture" kind of way. But at the same time, it's a painful reminder of my own life's underachievement and my inability to fit in and get on in the world around me. It adds more fuel to an already overbearing feeling of being a disappointment to people that wanted / expected more from me.

While the thought that I could have done a lot more with my life by now has been eating me up inside for years, I've recently been trying to not let my past stop me from improving myself in the present. I don't care if I have a chance or not any more, I just want to make it.

I've spent too long writing this, and now it's 3am, so I think I'll go to bed. Goodnight guys.

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 No.19626

Good Morning.

>>19624

I'm not tagged in any photos, only a couple of posts from secondary school. I got one happy birthday this year from someone I know only over Skype.

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 No.19627

File: 1439378048413.png (5.03 KB,358x152,179:76,birthday.png)

>>19626

Got 2 this year.

And one from was my manager at work, but he does that to everyone.

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 No.19628

>>19627

Once a normie always a normie.

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 No.19629

File: 1439381408066.png (103.9 KB,554x527,554:527,all i feel is rage.png)

>>19627

>2011

>having 39 people wish you a happy birthday on normiebook

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 No.19630

>>19629

That's really not that many.

And it was 2010.

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 No.19631

>>19630

>That's really not that many

In what universe is 39 individual people wishing you a happy birthday "not many"?

I would consider anything more than a card from my parents and grandparents to be "more than usual", and that hasn't happened since I was still in school and msn was still the online social platform of choice.

Even then it was like 3 people at the most, not 50 or 146 or whatever you are suggesting is normal.

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 No.19632

File: 1439388080400.gif (475.6 KB,188x174,94:87,1380860640695.gif)

>>19630

>That's really not that many.

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 No.19633

File: 1439391068185.jpg (51.56 KB,484x519,484:519,1371923164459.jpg)

>>19630

>39 people wishing you a happy birthday is not many

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 No.19634

I get a bunch from people I went to school with, havant spoken to him in years but they still say happy birthday on facebook

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 No.19635

>>19634

*haven't

*them

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 No.19636

>>19633

>>19632

>>19631

It's not that many. I'd consider 50-100 an acceptable amount.

Anyway, that was all a long time ago. Those days for me are over.

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 No.19637

My recipe requires mascarpone cheese.

I don't have any, can I just use cream cheese?

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 No.19638

File: 1439392624690.jpg (44.75 KB,480x720,2:3,1438700556127.jpg)

>tfw you remove your birthday from Facebook, so people don't see the 0 messages on your wall

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 No.19639

File: 1439394375318.jpg (85.37 KB,804x802,402:401,1426384822113.jpg)

>>19638

>tfw you delete your facebook account as much as the kikes will let you delete it anyway so people can't see anything about you at all

>tfw no other social media

>tfw no skype

>tfw no mobile phone

>tfw rarely ever check email, and never respond

The only way to really get a message to me with me is by turning up at the front door of the house or by ringing the landline, and I don't personally answer to either, unless it's my dad. Otherwise my mum usually passes any information on to me.

I can't handle people.

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 No.19640

>>19636

The most normie of normies don't get 50 happy birthdays on facebook.

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 No.19641

>>19640

Well, I don't know what I did to get 39.

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 No.19642

File: 1439402635822.png (40.46 KB,500x439,500:439,Geogre you madman.png)

>not having facebook

but then you'd miss out on all the ABSOLUTE MADMEN

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 No.19643

Keep breaking into tears randomly today, just thinking about how alone I am.

My two great aunts died in the last year, they lived together and never got married, and were never with any men in the 24 years I've been alive, and they were super strict Christians, so imagine they never had sex either.

I don't want to die alone, like they did.

I can't imagine dying alone

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 No.19644

>>19643

I don't cry but I spontaneously make strained noises out of emotion pain on occasion.

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 No.19645

File: 1439406271199.png (351.67 KB,371x461,371:461,inner torment.png)

>playing in a group with redditors

>talking about 4chan

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 No.19646

>>19645

haha dont go to 4chan dude its full of crazy shit xd

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 No.19647

File: 1439406380132.png (197.26 KB,300x410,30:41,1417342660145.png)

>>19645

>playing in a group

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 No.19648

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 No.19649

>>19647

Never mind, I couldn't join the server and I'm too autistic to ask for help.

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 No.19650

>>19643

>Keep breaking into tears randomly today, just thinking about how alone I am.

>I don't want to die alone, like they did.

>I can't imagine dying alone

I know those feels well, although it's been a while. I spent many years wallowing in depression, loneliness, hopelessness, despair and self-pity before I came across a different way of thinking.

What I've learnt to do now is think of all the normies with friends and relationships who are miserable, unfulfilled, paranoid, who split up, get divorced, commit suicide, etc.

The fact that even a normie with an active sex life, numerous past relationships, a car, a job, 39 friends to wish them happy birthday, etc. can still be deeply unhappy makes me realise that just "having a girlfriend" would not guarantee I would become happy myself.

Without changing my habits, my lifestyle, my patterns of thinking and so on, I'd probably be just as depressed and as anxious as I've always been, and I'd soon be searching for something else to fill the emptiness inside.

This also explains the vast quantity of normies moaning about their relationships and social lives, which initially seems absurd to people like us who have always deeply desired and yearned for these things but have yet to experience them for ourselves.

What I'm able to do now is stop assuming and believing that I need to rely on having other people in my life provide me with "happiness". Something as simple as that alleviates a lot of pressure, stress, depression and feelings of loneliness, which ironically helps me a feel a lot happier as a result.

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 No.19651

bosh is spamming the chat, and snakes just lol'ing about it instead of banning him

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 No.19652

File: 1439411890071.png (111.7 KB,235x235,1:1,1422682746434.png)

>you will never EVER be a professional hearthstone streamer

feels bad lads

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 No.19653

File: 1439412689010.jpg (5.13 KB,165x200,33:40,1434980080615.jpg)

>>19650

>39 friends to wish them happy birthday

I've already said this once. 39 people is not a lot.

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 No.19654

File: 1439413296335.png (71.02 KB,412x351,412:351,1427832363863.png)

>>19652

I K T F

K

T

F

>people getting paid to play vidya

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 No.19655

File: 1439413672534.jpg (25.27 KB,540x405,4:3,1433238978947-0.jpg)

>>19653

>39 people is not a lot.

Well it is here.

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 No.19656

>>19654

>you will never be a QT girl getting paid thousands to wear a low cut top and play your favourite vidya even though you're not that good at it

>>19653

normie

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 No.19657

>>19655

I only got 2 this year.

>>19656

Being a normie and turning into a robot is harder than being a robot from birth.

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 No.19658

File: 1439416199401.jpg (46.27 KB,707x500,707:500,1425058535322.jpg)

>>19657

>Being a normie and turning into a robot is harder than being a robot from birth.

And on what basis do you make that judgement?

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 No.19659

>>19657

if you got 39 fucking happy birthdays you still are a normie lol

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 No.19660

>>19653

>>19657

Fucking normie scum. Coming round here claiming you have it harder than us.

>>19655

I love these images, like I'm not alone in my sorrow.

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 No.19661

>>19660

he has a mum who loves him enough to get him a nice cake

could be worse

l-love you, mum.

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 No.19662

>>19661

I don't really get along with my mother, I don't know why.

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 No.19663

File: 1439417486906-0.jpg (67.39 KB,960x720,4:3,depressing birthday 4.jpg)

File: 1439417486907-1.jpg (182.04 KB,998x750,499:375,depressing birthday 2.jpg)

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>>19658

life m8.

>>19659

I was 16, I was still in high school.

>>19660

Describe your lifestyle right now.

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 No.19664

>>19663

Wake up.

Breakfast.

Go on the computer.

Do some push ups.

Lunch.

Go on the computer.

Eat dinner.

Go on the computer.

Sleep.

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 No.19665

File: 1439417672507.png (521.69 KB,741x605,741:605,sad.png)

>tfw you're never accepted by normies or robots.

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 No.19666

>>19664

>has the motivation to do pushups

>actually has breakfast

>doesn't just squash a slice of bread into a ball and wrap your lips round the kitchen tap

normie

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 No.19667

File: 1439417789722.jpg (39.96 KB,400x400,1:1,1422041840616.jpg)

>>19665

atleast you have a top tier waifu

>your waifu will never favourite your tweet

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 No.19668

>>19660

I'm pretty sure my mum has a couple of photos of my own birthdays with exactly the same facial expression. Probably wearing pyjamas I'd not changed out of for two weeks, with greasy hair and bags under my eyes after staying up all night, staring at a computer screen for 26 hours.

>>19663

But you haven't lived a life where you were fucked from the start with something like aspergers, so you are unable to compare. You are in no position to say whether one is "harder" than the other, especially if you breezed through your teens as a normie.

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 No.19669

>>19665

>wants to be accepted

>posts screamer

I remember.

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 No.19670

File: 1439418088969.png (127.68 KB,386x386,1:1,1422894585917.png)

>tfw active thread

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 No.19671

>>19668

Okay, you're right.

My teens may have been easier than some peoples.

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 No.19672

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 No.19673

File: 1439418387866.webm (567.03 KB,578x360,289:180,Quark.webm)

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 No.19674

Going to have a wank.

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 No.19675

>>19672

I wish eggman would die but at the same time I can listen to him all day

such a soothing voice

>>19674

tell us what you rub it out to when you're done mate

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 No.19676

>>19672

I saw this earlier. I kind of felt bad for him, but then I watched his next video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDD9KQOdqgo

>I'm a contributing member of society

>I'm not one of those fucking lazy NEET pieces of shit

>I've never been without a job

What a cheeky cunt.

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 No.19677

>>19671

were you bullied? if not you have no right to complain

well, I mean you do about now, but high school, no.

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 No.19678

>>19676

What a fucking shitter. Why attack NEETdom when you have such a fatalistic view of society? If you're genetically predestined to not reproduce like Eggman says, why should you bother contributing to society?

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 No.19679

My ip changes less than every hour, so take that into account when looking at active users.

I don't know how to stop it.

>>19676

Yeah but he made it up to me with this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXSkUvIJvlY

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 No.19680

>>19679

don't really care about the IPs lol, we have lots of posts coming in the now. It's a good night.

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 No.19681

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 No.19682

>>19681

l o l is filtered to lol

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 No.19683

>>19682

fucking hell.

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 No.19684

>>19679

>shits on NEET lyf

>going full NEET is his plan for 2016

Okay then. He's in for a surprise when he realises how shitty, depressing, and debilitating it can be after the first few weeks / months.

>>19680

>>19682

>lol

>l o l

Makes me laugh every time tbh.

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 No.19685

File: 1439419940713.png (197.85 KB,1024x1024,1:1,1439158519364.png)

>>19682

>l o l is filtered to lol

is that so

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 No.19686

>>19674

Finished.

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 No.19687

>>19686

Was it degenerate?

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 No.19688

File: 1439420251099.jpg (109.23 KB,601x601,1:1,1423604402059.jpg)

>>19684

>>19685

IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY

I JUST WANTED TO EXPLAIN WHY I WAS SAYING LOL BECAUSE I DON'T SAY LOL NORMALLY AND EVEN WHEN I FUCKING SPACE IT OUT IT'S STILL FUCKING FILTERED

FUCK YOU BOARDOWNER REEEEEEEE

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 No.19689

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 No.19690

>>19689

How degenerate?

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 No.19691

File: 1439420562282.png (421.81 KB,789x720,263:240,1424272133536.png)

>>19689

I asked you to tell me what you wanked to and you didn't

feeling upset

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 No.19692

>>19690

Standard gay shit.

>>19691

Sorry, buddy. I didn't see your reply. I was too busy wanking.

Next time I wank I promise I'll tell you first. Okay?

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 No.19693

>>19692

u still haven't told us lad

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 No.19694

Lads, has anyone seen this brown pill posting?

I haven't watched the video but from the thumbnail it looks a lot like my father, whom I haven't seen since I was very young.

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 No.19695

>>19694

>brown pill posting

is that that one time a guy posted a video of an old man eating shit?

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 No.19696

>>19693

I wanked to gay twink porn whilst eating a pot noodle.

Chicken and mushroom flavour.

Well, if I'm honest it isn't even a proper pot noodle. They cost too much.

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 No.19697

>>19695

Yes, seen it over many boards.

Too scared to watch it though.

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 No.19698

>>19696

have you ever jacked it to that leatherman video? Like do fags actually get off to it?

>>19697

I watched it when it was posted here, he was the first ever guy I banned.

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 No.19699

>>19694

>>19697

>Lads, has anyone seen this brown pill posting?

The person making those posts has been doing it for months, manually going to every board on 8chan to create the same thread over and over.

>I haven't watched the video

>Too scared to watch it though.

It's an old guy eating shit, and then he puts his dick in it. Can't say I'd recommend watching it, but it's not scary or anything. Typical "shock" shit that got old 10 years ago.

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 No.19700

>>19698

What video are you talking about?

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 No.19701

File: 1439421613177.png (17.47 KB,645x773,645:773,1438384358215.png)

>tfw finally built up the courage to start driving again

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 No.19702

>>19700

This one >>>/redchanit/7258

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 No.19703

>>19700

Fuck you.

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 No.19704

>>19702

I'm talking about the leatherman one.

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 No.19705

>>19702

>redchannit

kek, had forgotten all about that place.

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 No.19706

>>19704

Fuck you.

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 No.19707

>>19706

Fuck YOU.

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 No.19708

>>19707

Get out of that uh, Jabroni outfit and we'll settle this in the lockeroom.

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 No.19709

File: 1439422314985.jpg (86.55 KB,1280x720,16:9,4368431897.jpg)

>you will NEVER be a Wehrmacht soldier in 1945, an empty shell of a human after years of fighting, dying a pointless and anonymous death

why live

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 No.19710

>>19709

>being an empty shell after being a glorious cog in the jewish extermination machine

doesn't add up

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 No.19711

>>19710

>implying the Wehrmacht removed hebrews

>implying enough hebrews were removed to be considered 'extermination'

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 No.19712

>>19711

>implying they weren't complicit in heeb removal by fighting against those who would be able to put a premature end to heeb removal

>implying the holocaust didn't happen

>implying the holocaust was bad

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 No.19713

File: 1439422777972.jpg (22.59 KB,277x400,277:400,1435542256119.jpg)

>>19712

>implying I ever implied the holocaust was bad

#6millionwasntenough

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 No.19714

gonna go get a nice hot mug of tea lads.

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 No.19715

>>19714

Sounds comfy, just got myself a jar of coke.

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 No.19716

I can hear a strange humming noise and I don't know where it's coming from.

I'm scared.

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 No.19717

>>19715

>jar

u wot m8

>>19716

WHATEVER YOU DO ANON

DON'T LOOK IN YOUR CUPBOARD

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 No.19718

>>19714

>>19715

>tfw don't drink tea

>stopped drinking coke for good a couple of months ago

I really like water though so I'm okay.

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 No.19719

>>19717

I'm a hipster faggot, so drink coke out of 500ML jars.

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 No.19720

>>19716

>>19717

It's my Dads fan in the room next door.

It just sounds like a strange humming noise through the wall.

I was scared I was going mad.

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 No.19721

File: 1439423900516.jpg (476.44 KB,1164x1074,194:179,1432642906637.jpg)

>>19719

i have a glass that looks like a jar but it has a handle and doesn't come with a lid so it's not technically a jar

it's my favourite glass

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 No.19722

>>19720

ANON

THAT'S NOT THE NOISE YOU WERE HEARING

DON'T LOOK IN YOUR WARDROBE

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 No.19723

>>19721

>jar

>with a handle

That's called a jug.

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 No.19724

>>19723

I think it's too small to count as a jug

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 No.19725

>>19724

Then it's probably a mug.

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 No.19726

>>19725

it can't be a mug if it's made out of glass, can it?

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 No.19727

does anyone here have an amazon wishlist? If you do, can you post it? Not to buy eachother stuff or anything, I just kind of want to see what kind of stuff you all have on it.

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 No.19728

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 No.19729

File: 1439424412639.png (4.21 MB,2592x1456,162:91,glass.png)

>>19724

Is it like this?

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 No.19730

>>19721

Mine's an actual Jar, came with a lid and I bought it from John Lewis for like 2 quid, It's my favourite beverage holder because it holds more than most glasses do.

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 No.19731

File: 1439424617681.png (529.07 KB,1000x1802,500:901,retarded.png)

>>19728

o-oh

>>19729

yes but the main body is a rectangle with rounded corners

>>19730

I think mine was £6 or something, I bought it from tesco. I'm glad you're enjoying your jar anon.

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 No.19732

>>19727

Mine's empty, but I usually use it as a "not sure if I want this or not, will decide at a later date" list.

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 No.19733

>>19732

I used to do that, but at the moment it's full of things I've been wanting to buy but haven't got round to/don't have enough money for. I have one for fitness stuff, one for camping stuff and one for tech stuff.

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 No.19734

Right, I'm off to bed lads. Hope you all get a good night's sleep.

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 No.19735

>>19734

Night.

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 No.19736

Will I ever be able to have a normal 9-5 job?

Alarm clocks don't wake me up half of the time. Obviously this is pretty serious if I wanted to wake up for work.

If I ever have to wake up early my dad always wakes me up. I wont have him around to wake me up forever so what the fuck can I do?

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 No.19737

>>19734

Goodnight mate, sleep well.

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 No.19738

Official cool person time, the time is now 2:00.

For those of you who don't have bedtimes this is our time to be cool.

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 No.19739

>>19736

I can personally attest that even the most disastrous of sleeping patterns can be fixed unless you have a chronic disorder like narcolepsy or something, in which case go get the bennies.

It takes a bit of work, doing things like forcing yourself to not still be on the internet at this time of night, letting some light come in through your curtains or blinds so your body can correct it's circadian clock, keeping to a solid bedtime and wakeup routine, and learning some deep relaxation / meditation techniques to help you nod off. But it can definitely be done, even if it seems unimaginable right now.

I went from being non-24 for 7 years to having a fairly regular sleep pattern for the last 6 months or so.

Beyond that, I don't know if you'll "be able to have a normal 9-5 job". I've never had a job either.

Anyway speaking of sleep, I'm crazy tired so I'll be off to bed now. Goodnight everyone.

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 No.19740

>tfw missed all this activity

w-what happened?

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 No.19741

File: 1439460920507.png (352.41 KB,487x682,487:682,cant_contain_my.png)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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 No.19742

File: 1439461258196-0.png (255.28 KB,470x869,470:869,chad 4.png)

File: 1439461258211-1.png (134.3 KB,325x871,25:67,chad 2.png)

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>>19741

Remove your 4chan meme please.

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 No.19743

>>19742

Why do normies ruin everything

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 No.19744

Do you ever wonder if Sam is actually real and we are the stupid ones for taking the piss?

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 No.19745

>>19744

No, because he took pictures of his real pets in recent years, both of which were cats, and uploaded them to facebook. No sign of him ever having a dog, and he's always very quick to shoot down anyone asking to see it.

If it did exist it would just be sitting in silence on his desk in the same position everyday for hours on end, without ever moving, barking, growling, panting or breathing. Much like a statue or a photograph.

I'm fairly convinced Sam is just one of snake's delusions, perhaps based on a dog he had as a kid, or maybe even a self-created tulpa formed out of sheer loneliness.

I'd be lying I said I've never tried to make one.

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 No.19746

>>19745

We also know it's not a cat because his ex wife took them when she left him. There's also the fact that she's been a puppy for like a year, and by now a husky would be pretty huge.

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 No.19747

How long do I have to microwave a chicken breast for to cook it?

Also, are my potatoes okay to eat if they are a month old?

Also how long do I boil a potato for?

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 No.19748

>>19744

He said on his OKCupid Sam died years ago.

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 No.19749

>>19747

I dont think you can microwave cook chicken, and potatoes are fine as long as they haven't grown roots. I'm not sure about boiling potato's either.

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 No.19750

>>19748

>also i love dressing up when i watch my movies i have a dark knight rises costume from dark knight rises that Christian bale gave me also got all superman movies on blu ray my husky cub sam loved chris reeve as superman but she died in 2004 she used to bark at screen everytime chris reeve would come on screen and yes i own a superman costume

This makes me sad.

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 No.19751

>>19747

>>19747

Don't you have an oven?

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 No.19752

File: 1439471168981.png (382.73 KB,560x712,70:89,snake4.png)

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 No.19753

>>19751

Yeah, but what's the oven for?

>>19749

They look okay. But I remember reading some shit about poison potatoes.

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 No.19754

>>19747

For about 3 to 5 minutes usually, depending on the thickness. You want them white with just a touch of pink in the middle.

Potatoes last about 6 months so you'll be fine, some prefer them with age. For the best potato you should slow-boil for at least an hour, preferably 2.

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 No.19755

>>19753

Oh shit, you were trying to suggest I use the oven for the chicken.

Yeah, the oven doesn't shut properly so it doesn't cook things right. I need to sort that out sometime.

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 No.19756

>>19753

As long as the potatoes arent green or growing roots, you should be fine.

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 No.19757

File: 1439472371087-0.jpg (1.41 MB,2592x1456,162:91,IMG_20150813_142033152_HDR.jpg)

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>>19756

Are they okay?

Have more pictures if needed.

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 No.19758

>>19757

They look good to me.

Nice kitchen btw.

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 No.19759

>>19757

>/britfeel/ - potato support centre

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 No.19760

>>19757

They're fine mate

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 No.19761

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 No.19762

File: 1439475185882.mp4 (2.69 MB,640x360,16:9,happy pig.mp4)

Can anyone recommend how I should learn C++?

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 No.19763

File: 1439475263395.png (321.19 KB,480x590,48:59,1424620345649.png)

>woke up at 1

>lay in bed watching youtube till 2

>went downstairs,heated up leftover chanko and made a mango smoothie

>going to walk my dog in a few

what's everyone's plans for the day? What did you all have for lunch?

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 No.19764

>>19763

No plans besides having a shower at some point, as I've neglected to the last couple of days.

I've not had lunch yet either, I always get carried away with things and forget to eat.

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 No.19765

>>19764

go and make yourself something anon. Even if it's just a slice of toast it's important to give your body the nutrients it needs to function throughout the day, okay?

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 No.19766

>>19763

I've been watching the US Office for the last week on a binge, completely dropped the reading I've been doing. I got up at like 2, had a bowl of cereal and showered and I've been sitting around watching the office since.

I need to go walk the dog soon.

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 No.19767

>>19766

I'm going to go take my doge on a stroll now actually, now that I've finished breakfast.

Be back in a little bit my friendos~

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 No.19768

>>19765

>take your advice

>go downstairs to make a sandwich

>take two slices of bread out

>place them on plate

>they're mouldy

Well shit, an apple and a banana it is then.

Maybe I can find some cheese and crackers or something, the last thing I need right now is to cut down on food.

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 No.19769

>>19768

go to the shop anon, that's no way to live

Personally I buy big bags of frozen meat and veg and a long lasting carb source like rice, that way I pretty much never run out of food. Nothing worse than wanting to eat only to find there's fuck all in the house.

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 No.19770

>>19769

>go to the shop anon, that's no way to live

I've still never been to the shops by myself, the thought of it honestly terrifies me.

It's currently raining anyway so I guess that's somewhat of a legit excuse.

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 No.19771

Took the dog for a walk, and just got back. a nice half hour, but my arm hurts now from throwing rocks. I've fucked it up by dropping a 10kg box on it, and I should probably see the doctor soon.

In better news, I'm going to the harvester later with mummy, so I don't need to eat today until then.

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 No.19772

>>19770

order online

>>19771

>harvester

is that one of those carver/roast type places?

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 No.19773

>>19772

Nah, it's like a farm themed cheap restaurant, they have an all you can eat salad bar, with bread rolls and sauces and they sell mostly burgers, grilled, spitroasted food and stuff like that.

I always get half a spitroasted chicken and eat it with the bread rolls and this really sweet red sauce.

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 No.19774

>>19771

>harvester

Nice one lad, I love going harvester

>tfw getting several bowls of the free "salad" (I actually just get pasta, rolls, and garlic croutons)

>tfw unlimited Pepsi max

>tfw tasty burger

>tfw rocky horror

I'm jelly

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 No.19775

>>19774

The best part is that all of that is really tasty and it only comes to like 14 quid max.

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 No.19776

👌 lol lads

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 No.19777

>>19773

Sounds really nice, I haven't eaten out in ages. Might see if the family want to go to Spoons soon or something.

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 No.19778

File: 1439479019571.jpg (39.27 KB,396x385,36:35,1438729058439.jpg)

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 No.19779

>>19772

>order online

Kind of defeats the point of buying emergency bread if it's not going to arrive until the next day or some point later in the week. Might as well just wait for my mum to finish work and get some tonight or tomorrow morning.

In fact, there's probably some in the freezer we have out in the shed, but I'm not going in there because 1. it's raining, and 2. there are massive spiders everywhere.

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 No.19780

>>19776

*unsheathes katana*

Heh, greetings.

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 No.19781

>>19779

>there are massive spiders everywhere

iktf

for some reason I always really liked spiders when I was younger but nowadays I'm scared of them.

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 No.19782

File: 1439479274553.jpg (128.86 KB,668x712,167:178,1428817566992.jpg)

>>19778

waheeeyyy *tucks you in*

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 No.19783

>>19777

It's nice to eat out once in a while.

I'm gunna attempt to eat some vegetables for the first time in 15 years tonight, I just dont know how to cook them or anything, and mum doesnt cook for me, but I really need to get into healthy stuff.

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 No.19784

File: 1439479673477.jpg (6.2 KB,197x107,197:107,IMG_20150813_133721.JPG)

>>19783

>>19783

>don't know how to cook them

I was thinking about doing a cooking show for neets. back in 2011, got into a discussion on sp with some guy who was too afraid to make burgers in case he fucked the patties up

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 No.19785

>>19781

I've never particularly liked them, but I too have gradually become more and more arachnophobic as I've gotten older.

I get nightmares about them all the time, especially ones where I'm stuck in the centre of a room that is surrounded and completely covered in cobwebs with like 5000 huge spiders entangled in them, and there's no method of escape besides walking through it all.

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 No.19786

>>19783

Buy a steamer. Steam them until your fork pushes through them fully.

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 No.19787

>>19784

It's literally just vegetables, I'm actually really good at cooking meat and stuff. I make really good pasta sauces, amazing enchiladas and really good chicken or steak, even home made bread, pizzas etc. I just have absolutely no idea what I'm doing when it comes to vegetables.

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 No.19788

>>19785

Oh fuck, that reminds me actually. I had a really vivid dream about insect horror last night. For some reason I was given a glass of water full of thousands of spiders, but was sure the spiders couldn't get out. They did, and started crawling all over my bed and floor. Various other insects began to fight their way up through the carpet, millipedes, beetles, all fighting eachother and nibbling away at me. Was really weird. Also in the dream I had a saltwater fishtank full of shrimp and miniature stingrays. I should really start keeping a dream journal.

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 No.19789

>>19784

I've never cooked anything besides shoving frozen stuff in the oven for 20 - 30 minutes.

I'd never even made a sandwich, used a toaster or used a microwave until I was about 17. I'm utterly incompetent when it comes to using the kitchen, but then I've never really needed to learn because my mum always does everything.

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 No.19790

File: 1439481028921-0.jpg (75.73 KB,960x720,4:3,1431305394194.jpg)

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>>19789

Learn to cook or this will be your life.

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 No.19791

>>19790

Besides the tinned all day breakfast, is there something wrong with these? I'm not seeing it, they look like pretty standard dinners to me.

In fact they are fancier than anything I do myself, I usually just do something like battered cod and some wedges with ketchup.

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 No.19792

File: 1439481579712.jpg (545.12 KB,1959x1879,1959:1879,PSX_20150301_193846.jpg)

This is now cookfeel, post your fav food you've made.

Steak and sticky rice is godlike

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 No.19793

Learn to cook lads, fucking hell. You make me look like Gordon Ramsay.

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 No.19794

>>19791

Sounds pretty grim to be honest mate.

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 No.19795

>>19794

In what way?

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 No.19796

Never cooked in my life.

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 No.19797

Gonna give you a tip here lads…if you don't provide your body with the nutrients it needs to function optimally then you'll probably feel like shit all the time.

Eat vegetables

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 No.19798

>>19791

For a start. 10 pastries and hot dogs aren't healthy. If you eat this shit you're not going to be healthy.

I mean, do you actually eat vegetables?

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 No.19799

>>19797

>eat vegetables

Fuck that, I just have a multivitamin lad

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 No.19800

>>19784

Sup cunt, you the same Aussie who popped in before?

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 No.19801

>>19799

A multivitamin is a supplement, not a replacement. Having a poor diet is literally one of the worst things a person can do. Have some common sense lad, ffs.

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 No.19802

>>19797

>>19798

My mum cooks vegetables and stuff half the time, so it's not like I don't eat them ever.

I just daren't do them myself on the odd days I'm alone at dinnertime, firstly because my mum only buys enough for whatever she's planning on doing for everyone else in the week. She would be pretty pissed if she had to go out and buy more.

Secondly, I don't actually know how to do them. I've only ever used the oven, microwave and toaster, I've never had to deal with pots, pans, all them spoony looking things, etc. My mum would be pissed if one of those things was in the dishwasher when she needed it too, it's just not worth the hassle.

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 No.19803

>>19802

You could buy your own stuff to cook instead of sponging off your parents.

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 No.19804

File: 1439482837324.jpg (358.26 KB,1200x704,75:44,steamer.jpg)

>>19802

Get one of these bad boys and buy your own veg (buy frozen if you're on a budget).

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 No.19805

>>19803

There's not enough space in the house for one set of all that stuff, let alone another.

>>19804

See above and >>19770

Fucking food discussions man, every time I get all anxious and shit. I promise I'll sort my diet out, learn to cook, and everything else once I'm able to go to the shops and talk to people, and maybe have a source of income that isn't autismbux, but for now it is how it is.

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 No.19806

>>19803

>You could buy your own stuff to cook instead of sponging off your parents.

Where do you think you are, normalshit?

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 No.19807

>>19792

I'm going to be having steak and rice with peppercorn sauce for dinner

will post a picture when I have it if I can be bothered

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 No.19808

>>19805

Autismbux is more than jobseeker's right? I manage to buy a decent amount of veg with what I have left after my lodge. You can order it all online from Tesco if you really don't want to go to the shop.

No excuses m8. You will feel better for it, I assure you.

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 No.19809

>>19805

Oh, you get anxious. Why didn't you just say so?

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 No.19810

eggman's video inspired me to go out for a run lads

went 3 miles without stopping, pretty chuffed about that.

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 No.19811

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 No.19812

File: 1439484831696.png (826.15 KB,1600x843,1600:843,1431699331603.png)

>>19811

Scotland represent

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 No.19813

Thinking about buying a frog.

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 No.19814

>>19808

It's ESA, and I give most of it to my mum for rent. I'm not ordering anything either, I don't answer the front door.

>>19809

I've mentioned it in a large number of posts over the months, but I guess it's hard to see that with everyone being anonymous and all.

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 No.19815

>>19811

>tfw none of the options accurately represent where I live

For administrative purposes it's South-East England, but only because South Midlands isn't considered an official region.

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 No.19816

>>19813

what sort? I want a snake, I prefer reptiles to normal pets.

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 No.19817

>>19813

catch one, save money

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 No.19818

>>19811

>1 vote

>1 vote

>1 vote

>1 vote

>1 vote

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 No.19819

>>19811

I'm on the border of south east and west.

I put east.

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 No.19820

File: 1439486573875.png (1.83 MB,1136x657,1136:657,mackerel_bonanza.png)

Pic related it's my meal

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 No.19821

>>19816

Kind of wanted an American bullfrog.

I have a pretty good spot for a tank.

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 No.19822

>>19820

WHERE'S THE MEAT

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 No.19823

>>19822

Who would ever add meat to a dish that has broccoli and beans?

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 No.19824

>>19822

There is mackerel in there, but it's not very easy to see from the pic.

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 No.19825

>>19823

someone who actually wants a decent amount of protons

>>19824

it looks delicious honestly, recipe?

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 No.19826

>>19825

>chop some onions and peppers

>mix half a tin of kidney beans, half a tin of tomatoes, a tin of mackerel and optionally some spices of your choice in a microwaveable container

>put broccoli, spinach and kale in the steamer

>cook some rice for 10 minutes (I do it in the microwave but you can boil it on the hob)

>steam the veg for 10 minutes

>season (I recommend turmeric) and fry the onions and peppers for ~8 minutes

>once all that's done, microwave the kidney bean mixture for 1 minute

>mix it all together and serve

That's all there is to it. I know it is technically cooking, but I don't really consider it "proper" cooking (of the kind that chefs do for example), because all I'm doing is timing things and chopping two vegetables. I don't understand why people choose to get by on the kind of crap that was posted earlier when you can eat delicious stuff with not really much effort. I suppose it can seem quite daunting at first but it's really just about getting into the habit.

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 No.19827

>>19825

There's enough protein in the beans and broccoli.

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 No.19828

>>19826

>I know it is technically cooking, but I don't really consider it "proper" cooking

It's a lot more than I could do, how did you learn to do all that?

>I don't understand why people choose to get by on the kind of crap that was posted earlier

To sum up my own situation: I don't really care for food that much, I don't know shit about food or cooking, my mum is in control of the food shopping and the kitchen, and she gets pissed whenever things aren't the way she likes them.

I'll be putting a frozen pizza from Aldi in the oven in a minute though, because she's working late tonight.

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 No.19829

>>19828

Well, I used to cook even more basic things like just rice and baked beans. Once you can do stuff like that you just add things on and get used to timing them - timing is really the most important thing. You can find out how to chop any vegetable online. The first time you attempt something new, take it slowly and make sure you've checked everything off the list of required steps, and you can't really go wrong.

Your mum is a bit of an obstacle I suppose. Perhaps try to tell her that you want to cook things from time to time? You could even offer her some once you're a bit more confident with it. That ought to appease her.

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 No.19830

>>19827

mate there's probably like 10 grams max in the entire dish without the mackerel

>>19826

I might try it, I actually have all those ingredients in the house sans kidney beans, which I can just replace with pinto.

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 No.19831

>>19830

Nigga, there's half a tin of beans.

Fuck you.

Really hard.

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 No.19832

File: 1439492823031.png (363.34 KB,5000x5000,1:1,1402805495911.png)

I left the sheets in the dryer too long.

Now everywhere is filled with smoke.

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 No.19833

>>19832

Air dry master race

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 No.19834

File: 1439493264198.gif (2.92 MB,291x300,97:100,1413578427871.gif)

>playing independent Alaska in Victoria 2

>check population tab

>flooded with fucking poles who are now the majority

Is nowhere safe.

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 No.19835

>>19831

>half a tin of beans

So 10g of protein? Glad we could agree.

>>19832

kek

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 No.19836

>>19829

>Perhaps try to tell her that you want to cook things from time to time?

I guess I could. I asked her to teach me how to do scrambled egg a while ago, but I only did it once myself before forgetting how it's done. I didn't know where the salt or anything was kept, and I put the wrong amount of milk in it, so it was pretty disgusting. Pretty much put me off scrambled egg.

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 No.19837

>>19835

THERE'S BROCCOLI

FUCKING

BROC

COLI

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 No.19838

>>19836

google recipes, if you look for things labeled student they're usually really simple for people just living alone for the first time

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 No.19839

>>19821

those are cool, if I got frogs I'd want the really bright poison ones, just cause they look cool, but I think they're illegal. cause poison.

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 No.19840

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 No.19841

File: 1439495602114.jpg (971.99 KB,2048x1372,512:343,poison-dart-frog-pumilio-d….jpg)

>>19839

They're only poisonous because of the kinds of insects they eat in the wild. The ones you buy as pets should be okay.

But laws in the UK are stupid and still probably ban them because someones 14 year old autistic daughter ate one.

so pretty though.

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 No.19842

>>19837

so 11g of protein?

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 No.19843

>>19842

I despise you.

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 No.19844

File: 1439496727686.jpg (88.71 KB,811x780,811:780,1431772203326.jpg)

>>19843

get meme'd you fucking nerd

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 No.19845

>>19841

they do look a bit like sweeties with all the colours, I'd eat one if I was retarded.

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 No.19846

think I might have a nice hot bubble bath lads

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 No.19847

>all that talk about food

>forgot to have dinner myself

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 No.19848

>>19846

hope it's nice. my skin is sensitive as fuck, so I can't have bubble baths without getting a rash

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 No.19849

>>19848

My skin is sensisitive too, but too heat rather than soap. I have to flood the bath with cold water to wash my hair, but it was actually quite nice after being immersed in the heat for so long. I feel so clean and relaxed now.

>>19847

atleast go get a slice of toast or something, you won't be able to sleep otherwise.

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 No.19850

Who the fuck has dinner at this time?

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 No.19851

>>19850

I had dinner at 9pm yesterday.

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 No.19852

File: 1439502802265.png (5.13 KB,522x138,87:23,dinner_time.png)

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 No.19853

File: 1439502899693.jpg (223.62 KB,1280x960,4:3,pizza.jpg)

>>19849

>toast

There's probably still no bread. I cooked this anyway.

>>19850

NEETs. I've had dinner at every hour on the clock, 10pm - 11pm isn't too bad.

It's when you're eating a microwave curry at 8am after being awake for 27 hours that you know you've hit rock bottom.

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 No.19854

>>19853

>>19852

>>19851

Seriously that's fucking disgusting.

I don't care how pathetic you are, eating dinner this time at night makes you one filthy boy.

5:00-6:00 and no later.

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 No.19855

I think that run I went on today really took it out of me. I'm gonna get an early sleep, night lads.

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 No.19856

>>19855

Night m8.

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 No.19857

>>19854

>eating a couple of hours late

>filthy

Wow, just wait until you hear about some of my other NEET lyfe experiences over the years:

>woken up and immediately eaten a soggy microwaved kebab

>stayed awake for 72 hours straight, with no naps

>had my bed pushed up against my computer for 2 years

>been over a month without washing myself or changing out of my clothes

>been several months without brushing my teeth

>been numerous years at a time without using deodorant

>taken a shit into my bin while in my bedroom, then lifted it out with tissue and dropped it down the toilet 20 minutes later

I generally live at a much higher standard now, but if eating a couple of hours later than most disgusts you, you really have no idea how bad things can get.

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 No.19858

mixed race babies/toddlers make me feel physically sick. I wish we could exterminate those filthy mongrels.

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 No.19859

Lads, I need to buy a pair of trousers that make me look like a huge twat. The absolute biggest, cuntiest fucker you've ever known.

Help me out?

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 No.19860

>>19859

Some of those super flared black skater jeans with the flame decals on the ankles?

Or the opposite way and have some cream chinos.

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 No.19861

File: 1439506923976.png (231.91 KB,323x454,323:454,1348703317498.png)

>>19859

>I need to buy a pair of trousers that make me look like a huge twat

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 No.19862

>>19861

Job interview my Mum got me which I don't want.

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 No.19863

File: 1439508699286.jpg (27.44 KB,540x540,1:1,img59662430.jpg)

>>19862

Buy some second hand fake evisu jeans

I can't think of anything worse

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 No.19864

>>19859

second hand trackies in some bright colour with a matching jacket, chavvy as hell

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 No.19865

>>19863

It that supposed to be a mcdonalds logo?

Why would anyone ever wear this?

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 No.19866

I haven't done any more than a chapter of reading a day for the last week, and paired with the binge watching of the American Office, my attention has gone to shit again.

Why does this fucking happen.

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 No.19867

>>19866

I'm right there with you, I binged on youtube videos and pissed around with virtual machines all day instead of having a shower and a shave.

Those were the only two things I promised myself I would do for certain today in order to not feel like shit, so I could get back to getting my act together, and I failed.

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 No.19868

>>19867

Pissing about with virtual machines is at least somewhat productive though, I literally binge watched stuff, went to the harvester with mummy then binge watched more. At least I've finished the series now. (Although its the second time ive watched it all, so I shouldnt have done it in the first place)

Only thing slightly productive I did was walk the dog, and even that was a lazy half an hour one.

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 No.19869

>>19868

Going outside for a walk makes up for that in my opinion, but I guess it depends on your lifestyle and your current routines.

I have an organiser that I draw a table in for each week, with an "Effort" tickbox for each day. Any day that I go for a walk I'll instantly give myself a tick, but if I stay in my room on the PC all day or fail to perform the tasks I set out for myself to do, I'll put a cross.

Ever since I got back from holiday in early July however I've been getting really shit marks, usually getting 4 or 5 crosses a week. It needs to stop, but my impulses have become so overpowering and controlling recently. I'll be sitting at my computer, internally begging myself to look away from the screen, get off the computer and go to the bathroom with a towel and flannel, but it just doesn't happen.

And then I sit here at the end of the day wondering "why the fuck didn't I just do it?".

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 No.19870

File: 1439513444283.png (157.97 KB,600x328,75:41,CEeOkLcUkAAnQmy.png)

>>19869

Actually fuck it, seeing as it's already past my 1am bedtime goal that's another tickbox, I'm going to have a shower right now.

Procrastination can go fuck itself.

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 No.19871

Well I'm clean. Feels pretty good.

Now I'm off to bed, once I've cleared it of various clothes and cables. Goodnight guys.

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 No.19872

File: 1439536269976.gif (40.03 KB,160x100,8:5,1416430521910.gif)

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 No.19873

File: 1439537263543.jpg (391.37 KB,739x900,739:900,1416653516652.jpg)

>whore I knew from primary school who posted pictures of herself drunk out of her mind on facebook in now a law student

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 No.19874

>>19872

Dude weed lmao

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 No.19875

>tfw got the shits

That kebab last night probably didn't help

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 No.19876

>>19873

A girl who used to give handjobs at my highschool for a pack of Richmond Superkings is now an oncology nurse.

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 No.19877

>wake up

>open curtains

>they FUCKING FALL OFF

fuck

FUCK

NOTHING IS EASY ANYMORE

WHY

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 No.19878

>>19876

>slag in primary school who got fingered by the asylum seeker kid who was clearly at least 5 years too old for the class

>she now works for the Home Office

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 No.19879

I'm so bored.

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 No.19880

>>19879

Let's play a game

I spy with my little eye, something beginning with W

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 No.19881

>>19880

wasted lives

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 No.19882

>>19880

Worrying about the future

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 No.19883

File: 1439558464734.jpg (40.5 KB,420x420,1:1,1429035356483.jpg)

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 No.19884

>>19881

>>19882

>>19883

N-no

Weed is closest only because it's a tangible object

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 No.19885

File: 1439559308199.jpg (68.57 KB,705x386,705:386,Garak.jpg)

>>19879

Watch Star Trek: Deep Space 9.

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 No.19886

>>19884

Window?

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 No.19887

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>19879

>>19885

Or, if you have any interest in Chinese history, or history in general. Watch war of the three kingdoms.

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 No.19888

File: 1439559693378.jpg (14.46 KB,409x409,1:1,1438384223971.jpg)

>>19885

>>19887

TV bores me.

Sorry.

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 No.19889

File: 1439559919684.jpg (28.14 KB,720x400,9:5,1425477047258.jpg)

>>19888

I don't know what to suggest then, what interests / hobbies do you have?

War of the Three Kingdoms is a reaction image goldmine though.

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 No.19890

File: 1439560424408.jpg (15.99 KB,365x275,73:55,1433717545950.jpg)

>>19889

I've seen them around. /gsg/ comes to mind.

Are they all you?

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 No.19891

>>19889

I get burned out of hobbies too quickly.

Right now I'm just walking round my house having pretend conversations.

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 No.19892

File: 1439560746465.gif (2.96 MB,360x200,9:5,1422364551943.gif)

>>19890

I've not seen anyone else posting them in britfeel so it must all be me, i'm also responsible for the star trek webms.

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 No.19893

File: 1439562063537.jpg (75.63 KB,515x698,515:698,1423943266580.jpg)

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 No.19894

>>19893

The smartest kid in my highschool is now working a dead end data entry job.

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 No.19895

File: 1439562403807.jpg (161.15 KB,952x629,56:37,1384632677110.jpg)

Tfw all this rain is going to give my Potatos blight like last year.

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 No.19896

File: 1439563564404.jpg (36.19 KB,600x288,25:12,hellyeah.jpg)

Just got back from my first proper driving lesson. I ended up going at about 30mph on a pretty busy road; nerve-wracking but quite fun. I'd practiced in my brother's car a bit before this so I had some experience. I feel like I'm good at controlling the car now.

Can't wait till I've got my license and can go for country drives t b h.

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 No.19897

>>19886

Nope

Hint: smaller than a window.

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 No.19898

>>19897

Woman

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 No.19899

>>19898

>implying I can spy a woman

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 No.19900

I'm getting too excited for 20000, lads.

>>19899

Wardrobe

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 No.19901

>>19897

wellies

water

wasp

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 No.19902

Just spent the last couple of hours cleaning my computer out. I don't even remember the last time I did it, so there was shit loads of dust everywhere, took ages to remove it all.

Also bunged a random hard drive in there that my dad gave me, turns out it's from my aunt's old computer. I wonder if they ever backed up any of the data on it.

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 No.19903

Is there anything unheterosexual about prostate stimulation?

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 No.19904

>>19900

>wardrobe

>smaller than a window

>>19901

Nope but you're very close with your 2nd guess

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 No.19905

>>19904

Wooden dildo

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 No.19906

>>19903

Everything.

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 No.19907

>>19903

Not in my opinion, unless it's being stimulated by another man's penis.

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 No.19908

>>19905

In what way is a wooden dildo "close" to water?

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 No.19909

>>19907

What if it's by a girls penis?

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 No.19910

>>19908

Because its close to your bumhole in the bath la' ;)

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 No.19911

>>19906

I'd like to remind you that your anus wasn't made for cocks.

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 No.19912

>>19909

If we're talking IRL and not superior 2D girls, only males can have penises. Having a male's penis inside you for sexual purposes, while being a male yourself is the definitive homosexual act.

Using your own fingers or an inanimate object however is neither homosexual nor heterosexual. It's just a little degenerate, but that's okay as long as you keep it behind closed doors.

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 No.19913

>>19912

How the fuck could you not keep it behind closed doors.

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 No.19914

File: 1439569675827.jpg (424.28 KB,2400x1590,80:53,70s cars.jpg)

Why do cars look so shit and round now?

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 No.19915

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 No.19916

>>19911

then why's the g-spot up it?

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 No.19917

>>19904

waterfall?

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 No.19918

>>19916

So that it feels good when you shit.

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 No.19919

>>19913

By revealing to people IRL that you do it, being a camwhore, being a pornstar, etc.

I'm reminded of that efukt video of the trap who is live-streaming himself shoving a dildo into his ass, while casually talking about 9/11 conspiracy theories with his roommate.

That's way past the point of acceptable behaviour, at least to me.

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 No.19920

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 No.19921

>>19919

Why would you ever reveal any kind of masturbation to people IRL.

Do people go around just talking about the kinds of porn they were jerking off too last night?

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 No.19922

>tfw we may hit 20000 tonight

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 No.19923

>>19921

>Do people go around just talking about the kinds of porn they were jerking off too last night?

Yes they do actually. I overheard many a tale when I was still in college.

The one where everyone described their last shit in great detail was a memorable one, as was the time one lad revealed to everyone that he once pissed on his girlfriend.

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 No.19924

>>19922

Make sure the fags don't get it

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 No.19925

>>19922

>>19924

/sp/ will almost definitely get it. I would bet money on it.

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 No.19926

>>19914

glad it's not just me that thinks that.

Generally I have fuck all interest in cars, but I've always loved the old box-y style of cars compared to modern ones.

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 No.19927

>>19917

nigga what kind of waterfall is smaller than a window?

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 No.19928

>>19925

>>19924

someone from GETball definitely will, they're crazy autistic about it

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 No.19929

dw lads, I've made note of the most likely get-stealers and have a nice surprise in store for them :^)

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 No.19930

File: 1439572215414.jpg (34.67 KB,620x400,31:20,Lada-Riva_1534781i[1].jpg)

>>19926

>tfw this Russian disaster looks better than almost every car made now

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 No.19931

>>19929

doing god's work anon

>tfw posting from my new laptop

>tfw it arrived 3 days early

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 No.19932

20000 is so close I can almost taste it.

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 No.19933

File: 1439573036455.jpg (85.36 KB,800x554,400:277,mini-cooper-s.jpg)

I love the old Mini Coopers. What's your favourite car, lads?

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 No.19934

File: 1439573135706.jpg (529.59 KB,1600x1200,4:3,7[1].jpg)

>>19933

Because I sexually identify as a 90s American gangster.

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 No.19935

File: 1439573301853.jpg (49.04 KB,479x354,479:354,1436220223147.jpg)

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 No.19936

>>19935

Calling it now.

The post will either be taken by cuckposters or Americans.

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 No.19937

File: 1439573582593-0.jpg (765.85 KB,2592x1944,4:3,ae86-gtv-002.jpg)

File: 1439573582893-1.jpg (590.04 KB,3350x2357,3350:2357,untitled-271039.jpg)

>>19933

no, I haven't watched the anime

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 No.19938

>>19937

what anime?

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 No.19939

>>19927

fine.

I give up, what is it?

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 No.19940

>>19939

a water bottle

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 No.19941

>>19938

Initial D.

I've not seen it either actually.

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 No.19942

>tfw been in London for the whole day

I'm about to crack lads, all these people talking, it never stops. I've also got super self-conscious about my resting mouth/lip position and I can't relax. Anyone else get this?

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 No.19943

>>19942

>london

literally nobody is looking at you, they have a job/mosque to be getting to.

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 No.19944

>>19942

I warned you about London bro. I told you dog. >>19493

I usually start feeling really disconnected from everything on the rare occasions I'm in a busy public place. Can't stand it.

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 No.19945

>>19940

damn, I was close

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 No.19946

>>19942

I'm going up to london on monday for the week, absolutely dreading it

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 No.19947

>>19943

>literally nobody is looking at you,

unless he looked like a tourist, in which case he probably had about a hundred paki/gypsy eyes on him at all times waiting for an opportunity to pickpocket him

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 No.19948

File: 1439579422156.jpg (9.22 KB,165x200,33:40,1434980080615.jpg)

I've decided.

I'm definitely getting a frog. I'm going through with this.

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 No.19949

>>19948

Okay normie.

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 No.19950

>>19948

>being confident enough to look after another living being

ree lol

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 No.19951

OFFICIAL

strawpoll.me/5201627/

strawpoll.me/5201627/

strawpoll.me/5201627/

CONTINUED

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 No.19952

Got a sore throat coming on.

What do I do?

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 No.19953

>>19952

Stop sucking dick

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 No.19954

>>19953

R E K T

E

K

T

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 No.19955

>>19952

Me too, I think it's all the rain recently.

In other news, my dad just called and now I'm off to his for the weekend again tonight. I swear he asks me later and later each week.

He said he would get me a late-night McDonalds or KFC like last time too. It pays to have late dinners I tell you.

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 No.19956

File: 1439583879741.png (460.97 KB,5000x5000,1:1,1402805495911.png)

>>19953

>>19954

Why?

Why would you ever say something like that?

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 No.19957

>>19955

how old are you?

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 No.19958

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 No.19959

Who's the oldest guy in this thread?

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 No.19960

>>19958

the way you talk about heading to your dads for the weekend makes me imagine a 15 year old

no offence anon

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 No.19961

Accidentally swallowed TCP whilst I was trying to cure my sore throat.

And yes, TCP can be used for sore throats, I checked the label.

Is this bad?

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 No.19962

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 No.19963

>>19961

Honey and lemon tea is GOAT for sore throats

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 No.19964

>>19963

Neat. I have some lemon tea.

I'm going to try this.

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 No.19965

>>19960

Does having asperger's count as an excuse?

My dad has always been like a best friend to me anyway. After my parents split up when I was 7 I would go to his house every weekend until I was about 16, and we'd always go to places, play games, work on small projects at home, stuff like that.

I gradually started going there less and less often until it was about once every month, but since he moved house a few weeks ago and his girlfriend split up with him I've been going there every weekend. It's a lot better than just sitting here in my room anyway.

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 No.19966

>>19964

Boil some ginger and add that as well if you have any

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 No.19967

>>19950

reptile are easy to look after, take pics anon, have you thought of a name?

call it pepe

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 No.19968

>>19966

It's lemon and ginger tea.

Time to end this sore throat.

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 No.19969

>>19968

It won't get rid of it - only time will do that, but it will soothe it a bit.

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 No.19970

Vinegar is also meant to be great for a sore throat, as it kills the bacteria.

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 No.19971

Okay, I'll make a big cocktail of lemon, ginger, honey and vinegar.

Anything else to add to my sore throat potion?

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 No.19972

>>19971

that sounds fucking foul

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 No.19973

>>19972

medicine usually tastes foul, but the important thing is that it helps

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 No.19974

>>19971

It's tasty until the vinegar. I wouldn't do that; if you're concerned about bacteria then rinse your mouth out with lukewarm salty water.

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 No.19976

>>19974

Or just have a swig of vinegar instead of adding it to the tea

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 No.19985

Can we just post 24 times please?

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 No.20001

File: 1439588655755.png (897.27 KB,787x1024,787:1024,3010647-2052262379-terre[1….png)

BIG

BLACK

COCKS

2000

(CUCK WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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 No.20002

>>20001

I no longer have a life worth living

>>20000

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 No.20005

File: 1439589128100.png (547.57 KB,441x680,441:680,smughitch.png)

>>20001

>(CUCK WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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 No.20006

so, who got 20000?

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 No.20007

>>20006

some yank who didn't say anything of interest

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 No.20008

>>20007

HE'S GONE

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 No.20009

File: 1439598059114.png (576.21 KB,787x544,787:544,cba.png)

>tfw been sitting staring at a dead thread for hours

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 No.20010

>>20009

Sorry mate, I got to my dad's house then I spent a couple of hours trying to fix something on my laptop, so I didn't have the thread up. I guess everyone else already went to bed.

I'm going to sleep now too, my eyes are stinging from too much late-night screen staring. Goodnight.

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 No.20011

>>20001

How long is his ban?

Hopefully forever.

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 No.20012

File: 1439631904462.jpg (18.78 KB,217x320,217:320,j33vesu.jpg)

>>20009

>all this activity

>thread dies as soon as 20k is reached

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 No.20013

What's everyone up to today then?

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 No.20014

http://boards.4chan.orgIN THE NAME OF HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN, BRITFEELthread/46280553#p46282727

If anyone wants some good Snake webms, they're in this thread t b h

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 No.20015

>>20014

http://boards.4chan.orgIN THE NAME OF HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN, BRITFEELthread/46280553#p46282727

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 No.20016

>>20014

>>20015

You okay m8?

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 No.20017

>>20016

yeah, I guess 8chan or the mod of this board doesn't let you link to 4chan though

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 No.20018

>>20017

Actually I wordfiltered the likely GET-stealers so that it would change if they tried to claim it.

I'm guessing you linked to ess pee?

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 No.20019

>>20018

might have been /int/ too now that I think about it

anyway disabled them that for the time being now the GET is gone

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 No.20020

>Boshy is now trying to work with me to combat the /int/ bullies

the enemy of my enemy I suppose

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 No.20021

>>20020

The plot thickens.

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 No.20022

>>20021

he linked me the thread, so evidently he browses 4chan, he's one of them for all I know

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 No.20023

>>20020

who's Boshy?

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 No.20024

>>20023

not gonna say his full name here in case he finds it, but he's one of acto's boys

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 No.20025

>>20022

Can you try and link the thread a bit better? Is it on /r9k/?

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 No.20026

>>20024

Not me lol

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 No.20027

>>20026

are you the spicy guy?

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 No.20028

was sSkepta from here?

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 No.20029

>>20028

yeah that's me

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 No.20030

>>20029

why didnt you say so lad

I get loadsa bullies asking for unbans so I gotta be sure

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 No.20031

File: 1439656387046.jpg (18.03 KB,216x212,54:53,1438190549257.jpg)

Snake just collapsed on stream kek

I don't think he's breathing.

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 No.20032

File: 1439656966053.jpg (22.14 KB,215x269,215:269,1438190549256.jpg)

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 No.20033

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 No.20034

What's going on with snake?

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 No.20035

>>20034

He had an embolism or something. Too much alcohol.

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 No.20036

>>20035

how do you know that? is he ok?

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 No.20037

>>20036

He started slurring more than usual and was complaining about pains in his chest. Eventually he sort of slumped over at his desk, then after a bit he collapsed onto the floor off camera.

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 No.20038

>just had a hot bath

>chilling on bed

>fried chicken on it's way to my house

who here /comfy/

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 No.20039

>>20011

You can't get permabanned on 8chan.

90 days is max.

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 No.20040

>>20038

Fug I'm jelly lad

Save me some

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 No.20041

>anon, why don't you have a profile picture on facebook!?

I'm tired of hearing this at work.

Is it not obvious? Do people really need to ask, do they really not know why or are they just trying to take the piss?

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 No.20042

>>20041

I am exactly the same, deleted all my pics off Facebook. My rehearsed line is:

>I just don't use it anymore. I would have deleted it but it's occasionally useful for keeping in touch with old friends

This doesn't work if you are actually active on Facebook

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 No.20043

>>20039

Not true, you can ban permanently on an individual board

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 No.20044

>>20040

you can have the chips that I left because they were a bit too dry , btw I'm a cunt

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 No.20045

>>20044

Ayyyy lmao

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 No.20046

>>20045

lol, btw I'm a cunt

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 No.20047

>>20037

then what? the feed was offline when I checked

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 No.20048

>just got in

>drunk

>didnt even want to go out with workplace proximity associates.

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 No.20049

>only person that treats me like a human is a female streamer

I dont even know anymore guys

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 No.20050

>got drunk last night

>messaged my oneitus

Kill me now, lads

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 No.20051

>>20049

She wants orbiters.

All streamers do it, they kiss their viewer's ass so they can get some followers. I knew someone who wasn't even popular but he still got people to donate him stuff. You can always tell if they're scum if they have a stream 'fan' group or a donate button.

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 No.20052

>got drunk last night

>messaged my oneitus

Kill me now, lads

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 No.20053

>>20050

>>20052

>make a post

>close the app

>open it again later and the post is still there presumably waiting to be sent

>hit submit

>it actually DID get posted the first time

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 No.20054

>>20047

Sam turned off his playstation and put him to bed.

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 No.20055

T

H

R

E

A

D E A D

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 No.20056

So Snake said he's going to do a metal gear solid ground zeroes giveaway when it comes out…

>>20055

Sorry I've literally been staring at it for the last hour while reading up on john titor.

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 No.20057

>>20056

he's probably doing a giveaway because you get it free with TPP

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 No.20058

Fuck

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 No.20059

File: 1439744542639.png (89.44 KB,1263x313,1263:313,Screen Shot 2015-08-16 at ….png)

Looks like I'll be getting murr 240 quid lads

Told myself I'd spend it only on a life guarding course to get myself out of neetdom which is £160 but they're no guarantees I'll get a job out of it though so I was thinking of just getting some nice headphones since it was money I didn't even have to begin with.

Am I being pleb?

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 No.20060

File: 1439752644509.png (86.64 KB,800x800,1:1,1438384085625.png)

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 No.20061

Curry night tomorrow and I'm tired of getting the same thing every week.

Is there anything that tastes almost exactly like a korma but isn't a korma?

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 No.20062

>>20061

Sounds like you need pizza night m8

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 No.20063

>>20062

I will never do that.

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 No.20064

Streamfeel?

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 No.20065

Is anyone here?

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 No.20066

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 No.20067

>>20066

Just us two?

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 No.20068

>>20065

I'm here, just got back from my dads.

>>20067

Make it three.

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 No.20069

Snake is gonna lose his shit when he sees this in the new MGS

https://i.imgur.com/vKTuZWO.gifv

Not sure whether he'll cry in joy or have a complete breakdown †bh

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 No.20070

>>20068

four, but I probably won't be here for long, I'm super tired

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 No.20071

>>20070

Five.

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 No.20072

>>20069

is that a husky puppy?

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 No.20073

>>20072

I reckon so yeah

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 No.20074

>>20073

like Sam?

he's going to flip.

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 No.20075

>>20069

He already knows about this, it's been in the trailers from the start.

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 No.20076

Is the impersonator one of us? Devilish

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 No.20077

>>20075

Dont play MGS †bh

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 No.20078

† b h

b

h

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 No.20079

SPOAHKY

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 No.20080

Bigbosh more like bigbtfo

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 No.20081

I'm so tired but I know that if I try to go to bed I wont get to sleep.

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 No.20082

When did you realise your parents were losers lads?

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 No.20083

>>20082

I always knew to some degree, my dad has no friends and hates people, and my mum's only friends are all 20 years older than her, ie old women.

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 No.20084

>Snake was doing the burger scene from pulp fiction

>Some bully comes and interrupts him.

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 No.20085

File: 1439766021729.png (898.68 KB,797x957,797:957,1439685917344.png)

>>20083

My dad used to tell me stuff about how alcohol is terrible and dangerous etc and drinkers were all losers, but as I grew up and experienced these things I think hes just really bitter he doesn't have many friends ;_; feels bad man

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 No.20086

>>20082

I was going to say something bad about them, but then I remembered they're the ones with houses, cars and jobs, and the ones who've had active social lives and romantic relationships from their childhoods all the way up to their 40s/50s.

There's only one real loser in this broken family, and it's not either of them.

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 No.20087

>>20085

My dad did the same thing but with sport, and as a result I never did any fun activities with other kids at school, despite thinking they looked fun.

I think it's ultimately why I'm fucked up, when I was dancing once he said dancing was gay, same thing when I said I thought Steps were a good band. Its only recently that I realised how much he fucked me up.

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 No.20088

File: 1439766340151.jpg (190.14 KB,500x598,250:299,1428818771377.jpg)

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 No.20089

Lads

LADS

I think I've made it. We're all gonna make it one day brahs

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 No.20090

>>20089

In what way did you make it

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 No.20091

>>20089

Go on.

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 No.20092

>>20090

>>20091

I know I'll be reee'd at but…

I had a date. It went well. I was too chickenshit to make a move or anything but we got on really well and she wants to meet again.

I won't talk about it again unprompted (unless I fuck it up, which people will probably enjoy), I'm just on cloud nine right now.

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 No.20093

>>20092

Where did you go for the date

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 No.20094

>>20092

How did you meet her?

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 No.20095

>>20093

Me local bus shelter.

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 No.20096

File: 1439768017632.jpg (17.11 KB,400x449,400:449,feels coffee.jpg)

>>20092

Eh, good for you I guess. I don't see that as grounds for all of us making it, but it's nice to know that one of us did.

Were you ever a fully fledged autistic KV NEET hikikomori with no friends at all, or have you always been doing fairly okay?

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 No.20097

>>20095

Really?

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 No.20098

>>20093

To a pub

>>20094

Started chatting via Tinder and sort of went from there.

>>20096

I started as a complete loner NEET for 3 years out of secondary school. Probably not the worst of the worst but not in a great situation. This has been a fairly gradual change over the last year or so. The biggest thing was getting a job which helped improve my social skills.

The real kicker is I'm on week 3 of nofap. You may call that stuff bullshit and maybe it was just a placebo. But this is crazy progress for someone who's never really done anything with a girl, beyond one touching my arse as a joke in school.

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 No.20099

>>20098

I'm obsessed that everyone on hookup apps are serial killers.

I wouldn't dare.

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 No.20100

>>20098

You killed the thread.

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 No.20101

>>20098

>The biggest thing was getting a job which helped improve my social skills.

That seems to be the case for a lot of people. I'm still at a point where I think I'd rather kill myself than even apply for a job, but I know it's what I need to aim towards.

>nofap

I'm the last person to call it bullshit or placebo. I was doing fucking great for me anyway, I started leaving the house at least for the 5 months I wasn't wanking, but since I started again everything has gone to shit. After fapping I do absolutely nothing besides waste my day on my computer doing fuck all, which throws my sleep pattern and my shower routine, putting me back exactly where I was for the last 7 years.

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 No.20102

I don't know what kind of people nofap is meant for.

For an entire month all I could think about was wanking. Avoided porn and everything too.

When I finally broke the routine I didn't feel any kind of shame like people say they do.

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 No.20103

>>20102

It's not for anyone that can both masturbate and keep a healthy lifestyle going, that's for certain.

I would say if you spend several hours a day wanking to glorious 2D girls/traps, while your real life is in complete ruin or not even off the ground, nofap could be worth a shot.

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 No.20104

>>20103

I have a wank to help sleep and maybe have a cheeky wank in the morning if I'm feeling like it.

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 No.20105

>>20104

And how is your life situation?

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 No.20106

>>20105

Not appealing but I'm not unmotivated or depressed.

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 No.20107

>>20106

I can't say I'd recommend nofap to you then.

Personally I've been attempting to overcome a long-term depression and a severe case of social anxiety, so I can at least consider getting a job, or even do basic shit like answer the front door, make a phone call or go to the shops.

Instead of dedicating myself to overcoming this shit when I first noticed it was a problem at 16 like I should have done, I spent the next 7 years of my life hiding away in my room, sitting at my computer all day watching anime, playing vidya, fapping to hentai, lurking 4chan, and not a whole lot else. Like, normally after a year or two of that shit people wake the fuck up and start trying to get their act together, but no, not me. I did it for fucking 7.

That's why I decided to stop masturbating anyway, as part of a much larger project to improve myself and actually live life rather then spend it all in constant escapism.

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 No.20108

Why aren't turtles capable of navigating from the beach to the sea without a bunch of volunteers helping them out?

How the fuck aren't they all dead yet?

Fucking turtles.

So shit at everything.

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 No.20109

>>20108

most of the animals on this planet are only alive on the mercy of humans.

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 No.20110

File: 1439814024613.jpg (531.15 KB,1920x1080,16:9,4664110-4237467950-mast-.jpg)

Actually I'm a high functioning sociopath.

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 No.20111

Hello.

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 No.20112

>>20111

Hi, what's the reason for the trip?

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 No.20113

failed my driving test lads

kill me

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 No.20114

>>20113

Don't worry lad I failed my first test by nearly crashing into a police car. Smashed it the second time.

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 No.20115

>>20109

Insect master race

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 No.20116

>>20110

There is literally no difference between a high functioning autist and a sociopath.

All the symptoms are the same. Especially the childlike personality.

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 No.20117

CURRY

NIGHT

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 No.20118

File: 1439828408631.png (11.17 KB,645x773,645:773,1419791459104.png)

>>20117

I swear you have a curry night every couple of days

Or are the weeks just drifting together?

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 No.20119

>>20118

Every Monday, since that's when my work week ends.

Your weeks are just drifting together.

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 No.20120

File: 1439831588631.gif (1.85 MB,400x400,1:1,5.gif)

>tfw finally escaped my crazy parents

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 No.20121

File: 1439831752329.png (743.25 KB,7192x4656,899:582,feelbonacci large.png)

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 No.20122

File: 1439832518271.jpg (149.17 KB,952x629,56:37,1427640523520.jpg)

>>20121

Every curry night will serve as a reminder to how fast time is passing by.

You ready for next monday?

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 No.20123

>>20118

I feel the same way, I honestly feel like Curry Night was like 2 days ago, time is just shooting past.

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 No.20124

Is it weird that while I was bored in work today I came up with an idea for a game based on Snake?

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 No.20125

>>20124

No. I think about snake a lot, too.

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 No.20126

File: 1439837206527.png (28.23 KB,1431x813,477:271,Snake Concept.png)

>>20125

Okay, so I'm thinking of a game a bit like five night at freddys gameplay wise, where you have a bunch of meters, and have to make sure not to let them go all the way down.

Things like need for a fag, need to drink etc but then you also have to deal with the chat and ban bullies. Most of the time the screen is just a menu, but now and then you need to go and make head come up. There'll also be a sam head that pops up and you have to stop her looking at you like that.

I'm thinking the game story will be a bit like five night at freddys too, but it's the countdown to the next Metal Gear game.

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 No.20127

>>20126

Needs a drink option.

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 No.20128

>>20126

>>20127

also needs a "call mod" button where he asks the mod to ban a bully. Which would be quicker than Snake doing it himself but less reliable

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 No.20129

>>20126

Needs a sing option.

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 No.20130

>>20129

And a "go for a piss" option

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 No.20131

>>20116

really? It would explain a lot, I've been called an emotionless psycho a lot, but I can fake emotions pretty well now.

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 No.20132

anyone here /selfharm/?

I've been clean almost a month and really miss the rush.

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 No.20133

>>20120

pls be in london

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 No.20134

>>20132

When I was about 14 during the height of the emo fad, I used to draw things on the back of my hand with a compass, but other than that no.

Even at the peak of my depression several years later, intentionally inflicting pain upon myself seemed counterproductive.

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 No.20135

>>20134

it doesn't really feel like pain though, like how kinky shit is I guess.

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 No.20136

>>20135

>it doesn't really feel like pain though, like how kinky shit is I guess.

I've had accidental injuries a fair few times throughout my life, and none of them were pleasant experiences.

How do you even get started with hurting yourself as a "feel good"? It defies not only all logic, but also basic animalian instinct.

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 No.20137

Never understood why anyone would hurt themselves for anything other than attention. Do you stub your toe for fun or something?

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 No.20138

>>20136

>>20137

I cut, upper thighs though so no one can see. It's definitely not for attention, you're the first people I've told.

I don't even know, I just read about people doing it and tried, it's weird, really relaxing, like all the bad stuff just goes out with the blood.

and yes, I know I'm fucking nuts.

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 No.20139

>>20138

and doing it accidentally is still bad, I need to be prepared for it to feel nice.

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 No.20140

File: 1439847347173.jpg (79.02 KB,640x346,320:173,1426886386892-0.jpg)

>>20138

>like all the bad stuff just goes out with the blood

There are much better, cleaner, and safer ways to relieve stress, anon.

Meditation for example. It's like your current habit, with all the same stress-relieving effects, only there's no blood involved at least outside of your imagination, you can envision stress as "blood" slowly releasing from cuts on your body if you want.

Of course, you don't have to stop if you don't want to.

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 No.20141

>>20140

I know I should, it's just addictive as fuck.

Meditation doesn't seem to work for me, I find it boring, but maybe I'm doing it wrong.

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 No.20142

File: 1439847522636.jpg (96.6 KB,500x733,500:733,231547924.jpg)

>>20140

He could stop being a bitch.

I'm sure Father Odin has disdain for cutting.

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 No.20143

So turns out Sparky is an old married guy too. What the hell is up with these guys?

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 No.20144

>>20143

kek I was just listening to that too. Most of snakes friends besides us and the trolls are old guys

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 No.20145

>>20143

There are a lot of old (often not married) guys that play on consoles.

I think the age for PC vs. Console players is like a bell curve, more kids and older people on console.

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 No.20146

>>20144

Well he doesn't even know snake personally, snake said they met because Sparky was watching him stream. The guy left high school in 84, so he's gotta be in his mid to late 40's.

I mean, I understand us NEETs being interested in snake, but I dont get them.

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 No.20147

>>20146

his mate "clarkey" is also a middle aged guy with children.

Snake has some bizzare appeal to sad old men who probably feel better about their own broken dreams when they watch snake

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 No.20148

Lads, I think someone was trying to burgle the people who live opposite me.

They are currently on holiday. I went outside to get some cheesy chips. A man in trackies, a hoodie and one of those shitty cheap blue plastic bags you get from paki shops with a lot of stuff in it. He was skulking around looking through windows and shit. As I shut the door he turned around, looked me in the eye and smiled before walking out the driveway and going away.

What do?

Also, I hate the people who live opposite me. They are cunts.

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 No.20149

>>20148

just ignore it, nothing you can do really.

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 No.20150

>>20149

Good, I fucking hate them.

They decided to get an extended driveway but the woman who lives there doesn't use it because she doesn't like reversing.

Also when they aren't in, packages get delivered to our house. They have left big arse boxes lying around here for weeks before the need for the item compelled them to come over and get it.

lazy cunts. I hope he steals everything.

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 No.20151

I want a wank but my cat is sitting on me.

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 No.20152

File: 1439852432753.png (384.4 KB,663x674,663:674,1409149189633.png)

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 No.20153

Have you ever thought how easy it would be to steal a car?

People leave their car running outside supermarkets all the time whilst they use the cashpoint. Often with children inside the car, it would be so easy to jump in and drive off.

Of course I wouldn't do that, but why do people risk this? Surely someone has had their car stolen this way before.

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 No.20154

>>20153

I've thought about how easy it would be to get into someone else's car many times, but actually stealing it would be near impossible even if I wanted to.

I've never driven before.

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 No.20155

>>20154

Push left pedal down

Move stick to your left until it points to number 1

Raise left peal whilst pressing down on right pedal

Now you know how to steal a car.

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 No.20156

>>20155

I think I'll just make sure the car I steal is an automatic.

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 No.20157

I hate gypsies so much.

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 No.20158

Has anyone else ever noticed that middle-aged blokes in leather jackets tend to be cool as fuck? They've always got a shitload of stories to tell.

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 No.20159

>>20158

No, I've never spoken to any. They don't look particularly cool.

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 No.20160

>>20159

I think I just like listening to stories about people older than me doing stupid shit. Makes me feel better when I fuck up to think that people were doing far worse long before I was born.

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 No.20161

>>20160

Well I know that feel, I've always enjoyed hearing my parents, grandparents and other relatives talk about their life experiences.

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 No.20162

>>20161

See, my family are either boring as hell or too embarrassed to tell me any good stories. Probably the former, since my family are the kind of people who asked me to watch a Nativity film in case it was 'too exciting' for my cousin.

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 No.20163

I'm off to bed, it's pretty late considering how early I got up and how unexpectedly active my day was. I need to hold myself back from the internet for like an hour before I intend to go to bed or something, to stop me getting hooked on 8chan or youtube for hours.

Goodnight guys.

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 No.20164

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 No.20165

Work called up and asked if I can work Friday. Because I was tired and had just woken up I accidentally said "Can I can I call you back" rather than just "No".

Fuck.

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 No.20166

>>20165

>call them back

>say no

Problem solved

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 No.20167

>>20166

Naah, I'll just ignore them.

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 No.20168

>tfw the window cleaner is cleaning the window behind you so you just have to stay as still as possible whilst staring at the desktop

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 No.20169

>>20168

Sounds scary.

Close the curtains?

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 No.20170

>>20169

That's not how Karl Pilkington told me to handle this kind of problem.

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 No.20171

File: 1439898053969.jpg (29.15 KB,450x320,45:32,can-stock-photo_csp0218694.jpg)

>>20168

>so you just have to stay as still as possible whilst staring at the desktop

Every single time.

One of the more awful experiences that comes to mind was during a family party at my dad's house when I was about 16. I usually avoided everyone at all costs on these occasions, and would go upstairs out of the way to play on the computer until everyone had left. This time I was playing Half-Life 2: Episode Two, and my 15 year old twin cousins (both boys) were watching, but they used to watch me play games fairly regularly since I was very young so that wasn't a big deal.

Then, up comes my 14 year old sister, her skanky friend from school, and some female third cousin or something who I believe was the same age as me she was really pretty too, which only made things worse burst into the room, and sat on the bed behind me, and I honestly couldn't move. I paused the game and just sat there in silence staring at the screen, while they all jeered "come on anon, play the game. why isn't he playing the game? can't you talk anon? weeeiiiird!" and other not particularly helpful remarks, with plenty of giggling in-between, all the while my cousins former respect for me was probably sinking like the Titanic.

Then after what felt like an hour, even more family members started walked in, thinking this was just the place where everyone was hanging out. And I just continued to sit there, not moving a muscle, staring at the pause screen of HL2:E2 in silence.

Eventually they all left, and I don't really remember what happened after that. I think I cried myself to sleep that night.

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 No.20172

>>20171

I'd probably find that hilarious if I couldn't imagine myself in that situation. That sounds horrific anon.

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 No.20173

File: 1439902127670.gif (2.33 MB,300x332,75:83,1416987485242.gif)

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 No.20174

So fucking bored.

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 No.20175

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 No.20176

Sup, finnish anon dropping by.

Is it okay if I post/lurk here?

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 No.20177

>>20176

How do we know if you're suitable?

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 No.20178

Lads this fucking beef is stupid.

I put the roast in 45 minutes ago and when I stick the probe in its really fucking cold. How long does this take?

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 No.20179

>>20178

roasts take a long time, did you brown the outside first?

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 No.20180

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 No.20181

>>20176

>lurk

Sure, there's nothing stopping you.

>post

I dunno, it depends on whether you're a gigantic normalfag or not I guess/

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 No.20182

>>20181

>>20177

I'm a robot pretty much since birth.

I'm also on meds.

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 No.20183

>>20182

What meds you on?

If you don't mind me asking.

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 No.20184

>>20183

I'd rather not tell.

It helps with general anxiety and depression.

It's quite possible I will be using them for a very long time.

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 No.20185

>>20176

I see no reason you can't stick around, so long as you respect our cynical British ways

welcome mate

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 No.20186

>>20185

Thanks, always knew the British would be hospitable.

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 No.20187

Accidentally smashed a bottle at Morrisons today. It was horrible, all those eyes staring at me for about 8 seconds.

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 No.20188

File: 1439920005263.png (148.38 KB,400x400,1:1,1424712871438.png)

>>20187

Oh christ that must have been awful. I feel for you man.

All i've had happen today is going to the shop and buying £5's worth of stuff then realising I only have a £20 to pay with and apologising to the cashier and fumbling around with my change while people in the queue were waiting behind me. I hate having attention on me.

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 No.20189

>>20176

Only if you hate commies.

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 No.20190

File: 1439923158938.jpg (208.14 KB,1000x749,1000:749,Arriva 3255 r4 Harlow 2001….jpg)

>>20187

>>20188

Fuck man, it's imagining these sorts of things happening to me because they usually do that is still preventing me from going to the shops.

I'm reminded of the first time I tried to use a bus, again when I was about 16 a pretty bad year for me all round.

I walked in, and the driver put his hand out, so I put my money in his hand, and then he and everyone else on the bus just stared at me blankly for ages. Then after about 20 seconds of silence, except for some audible sighing from people on board and in the queue behind me, the driver finally said "…are you going to tell me where you're going or not?". Like I was supposed to know that's what I needed to do just by him staring at me. To top it off, there were other lads from my year on the bus, and they just sat there laughing at me. I really wanted to disappear in that moment.

My next encounter with buses was when I was 17, when my mum took me on some to "show me how easy it was" so I could use them instead of her taking me in the car to get to college. Needless to say, we accidentally ended up in the middle of town, and the only thought going through my head was "please don't bump into anyone that knows me". Of course, this being me, I managed to bump into the exact group of girls from a different school that I had recently been talking to on msn, who saw me IRL for the first time following my mum around like a child. Again, I really wanted to disappear in that moment.

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 No.20191

>>20190

That's harsh man ;_; My worst fear is being seen by someone I know/knew

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 No.20192

>>20190

That picture alone describes how depressing English towns can be.

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 No.20193

>>20190

There's no interaction with the bus drivers around here. You put your change into a machine and a ticket pops out. Which also means you need to have the exact change.

The drivers are surrounded by a thick protective see-through screen and I assume they are instructed not to interact with passengers for fear of being assaulted. You can probably get away with underpaying but i'm not a nigger.

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 No.20194

Feeling pretty low lads.

Anyone recommend a movie or something to get my mind off it?

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 No.20195

>>20193

I've had a bus driver complain I didn't have good enough change when i gave him a £5 for a £4.something fare

cunts

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 No.20196

>>20190

I remember my first time on a bus.

I just handed the change and said

>I'll have what he had

And just awkwardly pointed to the old man who got a ticket just before me.

The driver gave me a stupid look.

To this day, I still don't know what I got.

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 No.20197

>>20194

Requiem for a Dream

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 No.20198

File: 1439929631117.jpg (60.15 KB,650x439,650:439,american houses.jpg)

>>20192

Could be worse.

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 No.20199

snakes getting raided lads, pretty entertaining

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 No.20200

Just watched Under The Skin.

I'm pretty fucking spooked lads.

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 No.20201

>>20200

what's it about?

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 No.20202

lads I want to drop no more than £150 on some nice high quality jeans that I can wear all the time

what do

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 No.20203

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 No.20204

>>20194

I watched apocalypse now for the first time recently and it was great

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 No.20205

>>20203

thanks

I remember greencuck used to swear by nudie jeans but I could never get over how fucking stupid the brand name was

these look like a solid alternative

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 No.20206

File: 1439944936698.png (355.13 KB,377x951,377:951,50de5b422d1b9602a2901ee65c….png)

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 No.20207

I'm off to bed, I didn't realise the time. Tomorrow I will make more of an effort I think, today I stayed in my pyjamas and all I did was sit at the computer all day.

Goodnight guys.

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 No.20208

Do you ever wake up feeling hungover even though you thought you only had a few drinks, look at the bottle and wonder how you drank so much in such a short amount of time?

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 No.20209

>>20208

I don't get hungover, even when I drink enough to black out.

In other news, I had a wank with headphones on, then went downstairs and realised I was the only one in. I could have gone full volume.

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 No.20210

>>20208

I don't drink, so no. I do sometimes wake up feeling like shitty and tired even if I've had plenty of sleep however.

>>20209

I usually wank with my headphones only covering one ear, so I can monitor if anyone else enters the house or starts walking upstairs with my other ear.

My DJ skills aren't completely going to waste after all.

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 No.20211

The Pakistani man that owns the post office offered me a lift into town because I was waiting for a bus in the rain. I've never spoke to the guy before.

Obviously I said no. He seems nice though, maybe when I'm less of a social retard.

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 No.20212

>>20211

maybe he wanted ur bumhole m8

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 No.20213

File: 1439995195652.jpg (13.93 KB,900x588,75:49,propellor.jpg)

Anyone else feel really uncomfortable seeing large structures underwater?

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 No.20214

>>20213

Not so uncomfortable that I would bring it up a second time.

>>18600

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 No.20215

File: 1439996423653.png (328.64 KB,1092x934,546:467,neet.png)

>ordered stuff off amazon that I don't want my dad to know about

>expect it to arrive at around 12:00-1:00 when he is at work

>almost 4:00 and it's still not here

>he's back from work in 1 hour

>check amazon tracker

>it's still going to be ages before it arrives

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 No.20216

>>20214

Oh, I thought I posted that on halfchan.

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 No.20217

>>20213

are you the guy that's scared of ship propellers?

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 No.20218

I'm not french I'm on holiday

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 No.20219

>>20218

it's shit here btw. but my parents took me and are paying so it's not all bad

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 No.20220

File: 1439996758226.jpg (165.12 KB,1024x680,128:85,HMSrrDD[1].jpg)

>>20217

Any kind of big structure underwater is scary.

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 No.20221

File: 1439996868830.jpg (29.39 KB,450x338,225:169,Anglerfish-deep-sea-fish.jpg)

>>20220

I'm more freaked by the animals t/b/h

is there some kind of trauma that caused it, or is it just random?

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 No.20222

>>20221

Not a trauma really.

I remember the first time I got spooked by that though. It was in a swimming pool with one of those wave machines, I put my head under the water to see what was making the waves and looking at that metal grill underwater scared the fuck out of me.

I couldn't get back in the pool.

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 No.20223

>>20215

>that I don't want my dad to know about

What did you order, anon?

A fleshlight? A dildo? A dakimakura?

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 No.20224

>>20223

A realdoll

It's obviously pretty big so will be difficult to cover as "just a part for my computer hehe"

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 No.20225

>>20223

A really cheap fleshlight.

I'm scared about the box it's going to come in.

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 No.20226

File: 1439998137743.webm (7.39 MB,640x360,16:9,the peter coffin story.webm)

>>20224

>realdoll

They don't sell those on amazon, silly.

>>20225

Hopefully the seller thought it through, and put it in a standard cardboard box with a nondescript label.

I know what you mean though, I get nervous even just ordering inconspicuous stuff because my family always asks me what it is. I usually just throw some random /tech/ buzzwords at them, which makes them lose interest and leave me alone.

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 No.20227

>>20226

IT ARRIVED

That's a relief.

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 No.20228

>>20227

Sweet, post pics.

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 No.20229

>>20222

weird but not the weirdest thing anyone's been scared of.

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 No.20230

>>20228

Will later maybe. Haven't even unboxed it yet.

I've just hidden it for when I need it.

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 No.20231

>>20190

You need to quit overthinking.

Everyone makes small mistakes like that, even complete normies.

A normy on the radio told how she got shit handed to her by the bus driver because she mistakenly took the wrong bus.

So yeah.

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 No.20232

File: 1440004074962.jpg (20.71 KB,298x323,298:323,1419141398466.jpg)

>>20231

>You need to quit overthinking

How well did that advice work for you before you were on meds?

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 No.20233

Just got back from my trip into the city guys, had a five guys hotdog and bought a new coat.

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 No.20234

>>20231

Hey.

The finn is back.

Hey!

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 No.20235

>>20234

Hey.

The shitposter is back.

Hey!

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 No.20236

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 No.20237

File: 1440009258663.png (95.85 KB,640x1136,40:71,IMG_1449.PNG)

Back from my walk lads. Took the weekend off and played vidya and shit but I really like walking, would love to go on a hike sometime. If only I had friends to go on one with ;_;

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 No.20238

>>20236

Kek, source?

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 No.20239

>>20237

>that ad

Well played McD's.

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 No.20240

>>20232

You don't simply stop over-analyzing, you try to break free from them by using certain methods.

And for some people realizing that their thinking patterns are fucked up can make a big difference.

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 No.20241

File: 1440012946740.jpg (55.88 KB,500x572,125:143,struggling.jpg)

I'm feeling really depressed right now lads.

I'm going to walk the rainy streets.

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 No.20242

>>20240

>certain methods

I'm listening.

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 No.20243

>>20240

you talking about cbt or something mate?

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 No.20244

>>20242

I used to write real-life instances on paper so they would leave my mind and I could sleep.

Now I feel like a dumdass for stopping doing that.

There are other methods aswell however this one worked the best for me.

>>20243

Cbt? What's that

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 No.20245

File: 1440015955315.jpg (33.63 KB,397x339,397:339,what-is-cbt-image.jpg)

>>20244

Journalling? I've heard good things about that, but I also have a problem with writing. I bought a journal for myself way back at the start of the year thanks to another anon's suggestion, but I still haven't written a single word in it.

>>20244

CBT = Cognitive Behavioural Therapy

The gist of it is, if you change your behaviour, you will change your thoughts, which will change your emotions, which in turn will reinforce your ability to continue carrying out that behaviour, and so on.

So if you have a fear of leaving the house, you start by going in the garden (the new behaviour) for just 20 seconds, then a minute, then two, then five, etc. Then eventually you progress on to walking around the block for 5 minutes, then 10, then 15. Now the formerly impossible task of leaving the house is made possible, because the anxiety (the emotion) has gotten weaker and weaker each time.

There is one problem with CBT though. It is only effective if the person is able to push themselves into taking action in the first place, which sometimes doesn't happen in the more extreme cases.

>tfw

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 No.20246

>>20244

>Cbt? What's that

cock and ball torture

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 No.20247

>>20245

How do you mean a problem with writing?

You mean writing with a pen?

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 No.20248

>>20247

not him, but I have issues with it too. I don't understand my emotions properly, it's weird.

Alexithymia if you feel like looking it up.

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 No.20249

>>20247

No, I mean like my mind goes completely blank when faced with a blank page, and I struggle to bring myself to put pen to paper. I've had this problem since I was in school with homework, coursework, and even exams. It wasn't unusual for me to just hand in a sheet of paper with nothing but a name and date written at the top.

The journal I bought has just been sitting on the floor behind me for months gathering dust.

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 No.20250

>>20249

I have difficulties writing when I cannot think of any topics.

And you don't have to write a novel, french lines are suitable too. That would be much easier than writing complete sentences.

You never write shopping lists/memos either?

>>20248

Oh… that doesn't sound very good.

Could you write an example so I could grasp what it actually does?

Actually, this condition affect your life negatively at all?

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 No.20251

>>20248

Not heard of that before, but I can relate with it a lot due to asperger's.

Every time I see a doctor / therapist / whoever, they ask me "how are you feeling?" or "what are your thoughts?", and I just don't have an answer. They are never satisfied with "I dunno." either, even though it's the absolute truth.

I honestly don't even know what an appropriate response to those questions would be.

>>20250

>You never write shopping lists/memos either?

I don't. All I really do is go on the computer all day, and in recent months I've gone for the odd walk once or twice a week.

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 No.20252

>>20251

Well on the good side human contact won't be stressing you.

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 No.20253

>>20250

I don't know what I'm feeling, I'll get the physical response, butterflies or whatever, but not the emotional, I don't really know how to describe it.

It's not bad, I can be a bit sociopathic, but I do still have emotions, they're just not as instinctive as other people.

>>20251

You might have it, I'm a sperg as well, it's very common with ASDs, the stereotype is not understanding other peoples emotions, but a lot of us can't do our own either. What you're saying is pretty much how I feel.

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 No.20254

>>20253

Sounds like I'm the opposite lol.

I'm very sensitive and emotional, as a child I cried a lot and it was painful not having anyone to talk to.

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 No.20255

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 No.20256

>>20241

but you'll get wet.

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 No.20257

Installed flux again, I keep uninstalling it because the orange tint on the screen pisses me off slightly.

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 No.20258

Unusually good music on the radio.

Might stay up till 6 am.

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 No.20259

>>20258

Where abouts in finland do you live?

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 No.20260

>>20259

In a perfect place for me.

Not too big city nor too small.

It's satakunta

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 No.20261

>>20260

I was hoping you would live in some northern wilderness, but that's okay I guess.

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 No.20262

>>20261

Yeah that would be quite interesting.

In reality those places are brutal and boring.

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 No.20263

>>20262

I was about to say, I like the cold. But I remembered that I've never experienced true cold before.

Do people actually live at the very north or is it just uninhabitable wilderness?

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 No.20264

On my THIRD can of fanta, lads.

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 No.20265

>>20263

There are few people living there.

The distances are just unimaginable, thousands and thousands of kilometres of roads.

Hell there's even a university in lapland.

(Well technically pori has a university aswell, it's just so small no one can go there)

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 No.20266

>>20240

> by using certain methods

Like what lad? I could do with some help in this department †bh

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 No.20267

>>20265

That just sounds unpleasant.

Still looks pretty though.

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 No.20268

>>20264

Bit late for all that sugar, isn't it mate?

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 No.20269

File: 1440023410198.jpg (513.02 KB,800x1132,200:283,525.jpg)

>>20264

Slow down you madman!!!

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 No.20270

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>20265

>thousands and thousands of kilometres of roads

Fuck that, I was dying inside just being in the car for 160 miles to Weymouth.

However, I'd kind of like to go on a Road Trip™ with a couple of friends not that I have any, like vid-related. I don't think that will ever happen though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUo3xCp6T28

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 No.20271

>>20268

Not him, but I'm eating cherry ice cream right now. Fuck the rules.

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 No.20272

Anyone know if it's safe to put hair removal cream on your neck?

They only specify that you should avoid your anus and genitals.

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 No.20273

>>20266

Change perspective.

Other people are not making you anxious that is the mere product of your brain.

I could go on and on… you will reach your goals through positive reinforcement and using common sense. Making small notes can help you remember them.

Don't get your hopes up: reading a book about meditation or using a coping mechanism won't instantly make you feel better.

I struggle every day with my thoughts, sometimes I feel like I'm going berserk. I'm not sure what to do when they hit me. I wish to change the past so badly.

Currently am feeling okay

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 No.20274

Guys…

New thread needed IMMINENTLY

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 No.20275

>>20272

should be fine, honestly its safe for the balls too as long as you do it quickly. You can always test a small area first.

>>20264

FUCK OFF are you, ur absolutely mad

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 No.20276

>>20272

Those things are poisonous as fuark, no nair no nothing sold in finland.

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 No.20278

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