/britfeel/ - Feel Britannia

>>12496

How's your day been?

>/britfeel/ started on /r9k/ in November 2014

>>12497

pretty shit mate, I've been able to post for most of the day because of 8chan getting attacked and fucking about with captchas

Now I can post again and no ones about…

>>12498

yeah, I was booking my christmas holiday earlier (getting it done early so the normies can't ask me to cover) and it made me realise that we've already had one britfeel christmas. Wondering if we'll still be here for the next one.

Watching the old mad max films, I've never seen the first one before and it's really fucking odd, it's like in the real world.

I watched the new one yesterday and it was fucking amazing.

>add up my account transactions on steam

>£1394.64

hey it's not that bad for 4 years

r-right?

>>12499

They might be having the same issue, I know it asked me to enter a captcha at some point recently. Being hit by a 9.7 million user botnet is a fairly good reason to turn on a 24-hour captcha however.

>>12503

>9.7 million user botnet

yikes

who's doing it? butthurt half channers?

>>12502

Mine is a total of £1083 for 8 years

Though the "sale price" for all of them totals £254, so my actual spend is probably closer to that

>>12504

No, it was just one person exploiting Hola for the sake of it I believe. Read more about it here https://8ch.net/hola.html .

>>12505

I added up what I paid for them.

>>12507

>£350 a year on steam games

n-no that's not much…

>>12501

I watched the first two a couple of years ago, I really enjoyed them actually. I'd like to see the new one too, but both my parents loathed the old ones, and I have no friends so I'll just have to wait until it's released on Blu Ray and pirate it.

>>12508

Think about how much it takes to earn £350. A graphics card costs more than that.

>>12502

I've spent £195.35 in 8.5 years. I've only ever bought one game on it that wasn't in a sale.

>>12512

give us your password mate, I'll look after it for you when you're dead

>>12509

britfeel movie night holla

>>12516

do you hate it when you're there? Or is it not that bad?

>>12517

it's pretty shit, how I feel varies. Some days are a fucking nightmare and drag on forever and some days are boring but not really that bad

>>12518

give it another shot.

why is hotwheels so based lads

https://vimeo.com/91583460

>>12520

he seems like a faggot tbh

>>12520

>working with a juden

Lads I'm not sure about this whole 8ch thing now

>>12522

Imageboard on the britfeel site when?

>>12523

>two boards

>britfeel and random

>the britfeel is locked to one thread, once the thread reaches x number of replies it autodeletes and the bot makes a new thread

>random is just used for people to dump torrents and reaction images and submit banners etc.

Would be nice, but we might lose the power to recruit from 8chan, we did get atleast two people from here if I remember correctly

>>12523

Fucking hell mate what a great idea. I'll work on it when I'm back from the Pennine Way trip.

>>12522

he ran away from juden to the Philippines

>>12524

yeah I feel like that may be isolating us even moreso than is necessary.

>>12527

yeah you might be right. Certainly nothing that needs rushing into but a good idea to keep on the backburner if 8ch goes to shit.

>>12524

>>12527

The obvious thing to do for now would be to embed this board (as in, 8ch.net/britfeel/) into it somehow. How anyone would go about implementing that is beyond me however.

Perhaps just a link to the current thread would be good idea for now, we did the same thing with /emugen/ on halfchan using http://emulation.gametechwiki.com .

>>12530

>we're basically the Jews at this point

we are britfeels chosen people, oy vey

>>12532

English are the chosen people of Britannia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHALnYbGS1o

Gas the Scot.

>>12531

I'll pop a link to here on there, not so sure about embedding it m8

>>12534

I'm dolequestguy, yeah I'll give it a pop when I have time, I think it might be fun to have, but you right, right now this board is good enough.

>>12529

The exodus from halfchan in mid-September was one of the greatest things I'd experienced on the internet. Ended up staying awake for a couple of days straight just trying to follow all the commotion and learning where to go.

9/10 - would do again, but not yet. Maybe a few years from now.

>>12534

>If you're the guy that made the britfeel website

I'm not, just throwing the suggestion in because I thought that creating our own imageboard was a little OTT and probably a detriment more than a convenience.

I actually love the fact our weird little niche board has managed to fit comfortably in the top 100 boards here

>>12535

dolequest when?

>>12537

I like that sometimes we get visitors.

>>12538

One day mate.

One day.

>>12537

>weird little niche board

8chan mostly consists of these, and I love them all. >>>/kind/ recently got into the top 25, and it's like having a board filled with scottish anime guy's having a permanent good day.

Anime lads where you at?

Are there any other good animus like watamote out there? I don't really want any cute for cutes sake stuff, just some really relatable series. It's pathetic but that show really cut close to home.

>>12542

welcome to the NHK if you're looking for NEET feels

>>12542

Welcome to the NHK, but you've probably already seen it.

>>12542

Chuunibyo mate

>>12543

>>12544

>>12545

wew lads mirin that response time.

I've literally seen no other animes so i'll look into these.

who /yeezy/ here

I almost did one of those longish shitposts

then I remembered

>>12546

you'll enjoy NHK, it's a really top notch show.

>>12547

ayy

>>12548

>tfw own too many URLs for all those failed projects you were going to do.

>>12550

>>12548

Didn't mean to quote m8 sorry

So I ordered three lots of cookie dough from pizza hut and they were all burnt.

I ate the last burnt one but I'm gunna have to throw the other two away. At least I got the ice cream, which was the main reason I wanted them anyway. at least It's healthier to not eat 3 lots of cookie dough.

>>12549

thanks pal, any 'best place' to download episodes from?

>>12551

thanks for the (You) anyway mate

>>12547

>>>/yeezy/

WHY WON'T IT LINK

>>12553

nyaa.se m8

>>12542

I'm also going to go out on a massive limb, and throw in Rozen Maiden. The MC is a NEET kid who stopped going to school due to social anxiety, and he just stays in his room ordering stuff online all day.

>>12546

You're in for a ride with NHK then, nothing in existence portrays NEET lyfe as accurately as that show.

http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=675127

>>12554

No problem, have another one.

Anyone up for a cheeky sync of the week?

http://www.sync-video.com/r/rYMABE4f

just put this on for some background to work to.

>>12552

Didn't know cookie dough was a thing that existed, what's it like?

>>12559

The pizza hut one is usually good, it's basically a giant cookie, it's somewhat cooked so the outside is crispy but the inside is molten and gooey, comes with a small tub of vanilla ice cream.

You can buy it in shops too, but thats literally dough, although is really good.

>>12556

>tfw only 2 seeders

;_;

WHO PAPA JOHNS GIANT COOKIE / CINNAPIE HERE

pizza hut a shit

>>12560

Feel like I say this everyday, but I'm massively cut off from everything outside of my room. I don't have any friends, ever go shopping, use phones, order food, or anything like that, so me finding out about foods really late, that everyone else already knows about is quite common.

I've literally never heard of cookie dough before just now.

Find a comfier video, I dare you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOfC1PEKt1U

>>12565

Pretty much, except instead of wolves it was lurking various forums from a young age, and then a mixture of /a/ and /v/ for the last 5 years.

Food and drink are the biggest gaps in my knowledge really, there are likely children that know than I do in those areas.

>>12564

Oh man, you should check out Ben and Jerrys Cookie dough ice cream, its fucking amazing.

>>12568

how do you get your food anon? Parents? How old are you? What do you typically eat in a day? What online communities do you hang out with other than us?

>>12568

I-If you ever want to know anything about food and drink, I could help

>>12572

get to the gym you fucking faggot or I'll rip your dick off

>>12573

by the time I go to the gym and get back there's no time before work, and I can't work such a physical job while tired from lifting. everything is horrible.

Going to start daily walks in the mornings tomorrow, with hopes to eventually break into runs.

I've put on some weight recently and now I'm 11 Stone 7, which is the heaviest I've ever been. Really need to sort this out.

>>12575

remember that diet is incredibly important too. if you monitor your calories you won't gain weight

stop making excuse and get to the gym right now you beta cuck, do you think everyone who has a physical job doesn't lift because they're too tired? GO NOW REEEEE

>>12577

I'll maybe try tomorrow. I'm having a really bad day today.

>>12570

>how do you get your food anon?

My mum buys it, she mostly goes to Aldi.

>How old are you?

23.

>What do you typically eat in a day?

Cereal usually something with chocolate in it for breakfast, a ham sandwich and a chocolate miniroll for lunch yes, I'm that guy, and dinner can vary.

We never have anything super crazy though, just things like sausages and chips, pepperoni pizza, chicken curry, spaghetti bolognese, roast dinner once a week. In recent years we've started having things like chicken wraps and stir fry, which I think of as being quite exotic, but I know they probably aren't.

>What online communities do you hang out with other than us?

None really anymore, I'll pop in 8/v/ every so often though.

>>12571

Thanks mate. Quick question, how does everyone know what to get when having foreign stuff? On the rare occasion that my family has a chinese take-away or something, they always go next door to get me a saveloy and chips from the chippy because I don't understand what all that asian stuff is. I'd just waste everyone's time by staring blankly at the menu for 30 minutes.

>>12574

What do you do for a living?

>>12580

factory worker

>>12579

just order something at random mate. A good bet would be sweet and sour chicken with egg fried rice, it's a pretty quintessential Chinese takeout dish so you're likely to enjoy it. You just need to sort of pick things at random and try them if you don't have any real knowledge of food.

Every single chinese in existence will stock this, so you don't even need to look at the menu. Just tell them that's what you want.

>>12579

I like a cheeky chinky or indian now and then, It's just a case of buying something, tasting it, and then getting it again if you like it or not.

Annoying when they put foreign words in it but soon you'll know what a peshwari naan, tarka daal, sag aloo, tofu szechuan or pad thai are.

>>12579

> I'd just waste everyone's time by staring blankly at the menu for 30 minutes.

See here's the thing. We all start by doing this once. Just find the menu or look online and see what you might like.

>>12580

factory

>>12581

this isn't me but I'm assuming he's just trying to help

>>12579

>they always go next door to get me a saveloy and chips from the chippy because I don't understand what all that asian stuff is. I'd just waste everyone's time by staring blankly at the menu for 30 minutes

you're the type of person that fucks me off, I hate it when people go to the chinese and get chips. Just try something, anything. Chinese is GOAT

>>12575

>11 Stone 7

how tall are you?

>>12587

5 foot 3.

I really want a job that involves a lot of driving tbh lads, like a postman or something. It almost wouldn't feel like a job just driving around and delivery parcels.

Just spent hours listening to my housemate go on about how dating Chad is shit and she's slept with eight guys since they've been together, but she still loves him. What the fuck mates.

>>12591

How is living with a female?

>>12588

you manlet, I'm 5 9 and I was a girl for most my life

>>12591

tell her that you're number 9

>>12575

>11st7lb

>Heavy

Are you 5'5''?

>>12582

>>12583

>>12584

>>12586

Fuck it, this shit makes me anxious just thinking about it. I'll just stick with what I know, I'd hate to waste mine or anyone else's money on something I might not eat.

>>12597

Tell us the food you like and we can recommend some things to try that are similar. Use your own money to try it out so you won't feel guilty.

>>12595

she's probably full of aids though

>>12597

order online, you can google what everything is and don't have to talk to anyone

>>12599

use a rubber la' ;)

>>12597

wow

Here's an idea mate. next time the family gets chinese, ask to try a bit of theirs? If you don't like it, you haven't wasted a whole order.

>>12601

ayy cheeky 1 there la' ;)

>>12601

she doesn't like them, says they make it feel weird, and she wouldn't tell me this if she didn't know I was a total cuck with no chance

>>12597

just ask to try a bite of their food next time, if they ask why just say you want to try something new but were worried you'd waste a whole meal if you ordered it. Simple.

>>12597

Here's an idea mate just ask to try a bite of their food next time, if they ask why just say you want to try something new but were worried you'd waste a whole meal if you ordered it. Simple.

>>12611

you love us really

you faggot

w-wats going on

>>12613

greencuck revealed himself as the one that had been copying our posts onto the other chan

the little fucking shit mememaster fuck

>>12615

u wot?

I only copied that one post just then.

>>12600

I didn't know you could do that, but I'd have to explain it to my mum and stuff though, or even answer the door, so that's not going to happen.

>>12602

>>12605

I guess a lot of my problem is that I usually don't talk at the dinner table, at least on the odd occasions that we're sitting at the table anyway. They normally eat in the living room while I eat in my bedroom at my computer desk, especially with something like a take-away.

>>12598

I like the things I listed in >>12579 , bit really I think I'm going to drop the subject, I've gone anxious as fuck over a discussion about food. It's so embarrassing not knowing all this stuff already, and I know it's a common topic out in the real world.

>>12616

sure buddy

I'm onto you shitlord

>>12617

It's up to you mate, just go down and ask. They'd probably be chuffed to see you're opening yourself up to new experiences.

>>12615

fuck was it him?

THAT FUCKING SLUG

>>12618

I-I haven't posted on halfchan britfeel in weeks la'

>>12619

SAG is just shit stirring because he's in a bad mood.

>>12617

justeat.com, it's pretty handy, and don't worry about it, I can't even eat in front of other people I'm so crazy

>>12617

Don't be embarrassed mate. We all have little things like this that we make a big deal of internally. If you want to drop the subject that's alright, but don't feel shit if you want to bring it up later if you're more comfortable with it or want some advice.

>>12625

wasn't he in misfits?

NO GOT SPOILERS PLEASE STOP

>>12625

get to the gym you fucker

>>12627

everyone gets raped and dies

>>12626

yes but I know him for his character in GoT

>>12628

I'll try working out tomorrow

>>12627

No spoilers, just posting my favourite character alongside my favourite epic meme

>>12629

MATE

>>12630

>I'll try

I'm going to post get to the gym everyday until you go la'

>>12618

>>12623

>>12624

Thanks guys, if the opportunity to have a take-away ever arises again, I'll know who to ask.

Maybe I'll even order one myself before the year ends, that seems like a realistic goal to have.

I want to subscribe to a mystery box, are they any good ones?

>>12633

you're gonna make it brah. And when you do; buy a party hat for yourself and take some photos.

>>12617

yeah what this guy said >>12624 we don't judge and only want to help our fellow robot. Greencuck might call you gay but ignore him.

But in your own time lad

>>12632

well I don't have money for the gym but consider this post a pushups roll then

>>12634

pretty sure they're all shit

>>12633

baby steps mate, don't worry yourself. just take it slow

So after staying awake until about 12 I decided to take a nap for a few hours. Woke up by my alarm turned it off, made the rookie mistake of lying back down and I swear I just blinked and it was suddenly 7. It's gonna be another long night.

>>12636

>not enjoying food from other cultures

bit gay tbh

>>12639

>voting green

>sucking paki cock

bit gayer tbh

>>12638

I need to be up at 6 tomorrow, but I woke up at 5, not sure if it's worth sleeping

>>12640

sorry la'? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me eating crunchy papadums

Put some bacon flavoured super noodles in the microwave lads, super excited about them, and can smell them already while sat in my room.

Feeling pretty pumped about walking tomorrow and I'm sleepy atm as well, after food I'll go to bed and hopefully I'll wake up early. Might even try and get back onto drinking shitloads of water and eating apples tomorrow. I can make it, right guys?

>>12643

of course you can mate

good luck

>>12642

sorry lad I forgot english isn't your first language

گرین گندگی ہے

Didn't realise we could have pages

http://www.8ch.net/britfeel/rules.html

>>12643

nice man, I've only ever had the chicken, is bacon good?

you can do it anon

>>12645

put it through google translate

kek

>>12647

Bacon are super good, I've only had chicken and bacon because I dont generally like most of the flavours they have, I dont like much food in general though.

I'm off to bed lads. going to watch the second season finale of Enterprise.

>>12649

most of them taste pretty fake to me, might try bacon though

>>12645

أقول إن لي أن نرى ما يحدث

(^:

lads do you just ever stare into your eyes in the mirror and wonder what happened to make you so dead inside

>>12653

when I get close to a mirror I feel my nerves tingle as if I were near someone else

i've been alone so long

>>12653

Nah, I can painfully recall everything that put me where I am today

Done with my noodles, going to lie in bed and watch Ouran host club until I fall asleep.

>>12654

I get that too in a weird kind of way, like a sense the person in the mirror isn't you, but some sort of weird, uncanny doppelganger. Sometimes I have to look away because I find it too unsettling.

>>12655

Fair enough lad

>>12656

sleep well friend.

>>12653

Yes, mostly when I haven't showered or washed my hair for weeks, haven't slept for at least 24 hours, been staring at computer monitors the entire time, and haven't been eating properly.

I'll have greasy unkempt hair, greasy skin, black bags around bloodshot eyes, a beard that goes down to my adam's apple, cheeks caved in, and a "why haven't I killed myself already" look on my face.

A long, hard look at myself in that miserable state usually pushes me towards getting my shit together a bit, as it did the other day. Looking at myself after a shower, a shave, brushing my hair, and with a smile on my face always makes me feel like I'm gonna make it after all.

>>12653

sometimes

>>12657

yeah, it doesn't look like me

though that could be being a tranny

>>12660

oioi ;)

>>12661

cheeky alert ;)

I'm off to bed, still doing alright with my restarted routine so far. Goodnight guys.

>>12663

night mate

>>12661

( ° ʖ -)

>>12665

well that didn't work

>>12665

what the fuck

>>12667

it was meant to be a creepy winking face

>>12660

>haha guise I'm a tranny btw

ree tbh

>>12670

it's a large part of my life and affects me a lot, I can shut up about it if you want

>>12671

thanks

>>12672

no worries

>>12672

>>12671

Don't listen to this guy. Tell us more.

>>12674

he's a FtM mate take your faggy trap fantasies elsewhere

morning la's

>>12672

I don't think it's a big deal him talking about it so long as it's not shoe horned into every post. We're all outcasts here

These captchas are fucking terrible on mobile Internet, guess I'm out for the rest of the day lads

>>12682

sounds scerry from my perspective as that's along time to use expending energy but you seem excited anon, that's what counts right ?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3098467/British-Neets-numbering-500k-don-t-want-work.html

SHUT IT DOWN

>>12684

I can hike for Britain and regularly out for a few hours a day but what little upper body strength I need to exert I reserve for work. I tried doing some pull ups off a tree branch last week, I managed two, even 40 mins sounds freakishly scary and that is before the 'paying' for a gym, being near the asians durka durka'ing while on roids and the constant crappy electro pumping out. I would be enough literally kill me before I tried to warm-up. I do fancy a multi gym at home though

Didn't wake up early, didn't go for a walk. FML guys.

At least I enjoyed some Ouran Host Club last night.

>>12686

just buy a pull up bar and ab wheel, that's a £20 investment and you're good to go.

>>12685

>due to their appallingly low levels of skills

Man if only there were some sort of unskilled labour jobs they could do.

Oh but wait we imported in hundreds of thousands of foreigners to do those :v)

>>12689

Don't be racist anon! No reason a long term unemployed boy fresh out of school shouldn't be able to compete with a grown man who has years of hard work on his CV!

:v)

>>12689

Stop using my smug face you pricks

>>12682

Post a time stamp of you at the gym pls

>>12690

Many kids these days seem to be lacking in what we used to call nounce and nearly all old people have 0 relevant PC skills

>>12691

>are they those bar attached to some wheels things ?

yes

>instead of actual you know excercise

ab wheels are pretty good at isolating the core actually

lads I can't stop clenching my jaw and it keeps shaking and shit

had this for a few days now, I feel like I'm on MDMA

>>12695

I was trying to refer to her buying this stuff and not using it, like all her diets she does for not long and the 12 month long direct debits for gyms she never went to after a month

>>12696

too late for a tetanus ? the unreliable yahoo is saying axiety though m8, other than take advantage and have a budget rave maybe see a Dr ?

>>12685

>britfeel news filter didn't even pick it up

I'll have to sort that out, thats top related news there.

Also one day until I start the pennine way. Just found out it's going to rain the first two days.

Hows everyone doing

>tfw I am LITERALLY having a cheeky nandos right now

>>12700

You should just do weed instead of this crap made in labs. It's natural and makes you feel gud.

>>12701

I've smoked weed before and I don't really like it. Weed mellows me out, I like to take stuff that makes me feel anon, not stuff that makes me happy to vegetate in front of the computer for hours on end like I usually do.

>>12698

May I recommend you stop for lunch/dinner in the Packhorse on day 4 (some good grub in there and they had a Grey Hawk beer last time I was in) Also rain round here is usually temporary so what may look like all day can be a 10 minute shower or none at all on the hill you're on (could also be torrential all day).

enjoy it's a grand part of the world

>>12701

>>12702

Horses for courses, like all tools it's only perfect for the right job.

>>12703

I've smoked pineapple express, purple kush and one called blue cheese, what strains are those m8?

>>12703

only useful when chosing your own seeds m8, 98% of dealers would just look at you stupid and give you a bag of Kronik or Blues even if you did ask for for a bushell of his finest sativa

>>12705

probably mostly indica if not 50/50, sativas are tricker to grow and flower longer

>>12704

>May I recommend you stop for lunch/dinner in the Packhorse on day 4

Yeah I will do! I've only really planned it up to Hebden Bridge, I figure things will just work themselves out, not really the sort of person to plan too far ahead. Cheers though, I'll definitely pop my head in.

>>12707

eh, I'll maybe look into it sometime. But honestly I've already been hit by setraline sides today and it's actually pretty good, feel really energetic.

>>12708

We hiked over to there on Sunday, quaint village and I insist you stop in the Old Gate pub if in HB. Amazing place for the craft beers.

>>12705

Pineapple express is a hybrid, although sativa dominant. I've had it myself but it made me pretty bad anxiety. Purple Kush and Blue cheese are indica. I currently have White Widow and it makes me feel great, no anxiety at all.

>>12706

thats why I get mine online

>>12711

I'll look into it, don't want to take any drugs while I'm on medication though, going to take it for the full two weeks I've been prescribed and then just take it from there

>>12711

what you paying for 'names like that online ? How does it arrive ? if you don't mind the questions

>>12713

not him but it's cheaper than the street price if you order it online, dealing is decentralised these days. Most kids just order a few ounces off the dark net for like 50-75% of street value and sell it for a markup.

>>12713

It arrives anywhere you want it to m8. It's very stealthy and doesn't smell. When you get it online you actually know what you are getting, it's like eBay in that the vendor gets feedback. £10 a g for medicinal grade stuff normally.

>>12710

I think I'm going to bypass Hebden Bridge this time, went there last year and got too cosy with a hostel and a takeaway. Plan to just go down Calder Valley and up into a campsite on the other site in the same day.

>>12714

was thinking of doing the same with MDMA myself, I liked some of the prices but I'm not entirely sure how to obtain bitcoins safely with no bank or credit card or my own.

>>12715

£10 a g ? maybe I could sell online and get bitcoins that way

>>12716

probably best, I'd live in the Old Gate if I could

>>12717

Depends on the vendor £10-12 is the average probably. Obviously a lot cheaper if you buy in bulk. There's listings for like 1-5kg of it too.

Can't stop commenting on the dailymail comments lads.

Just went for a walk around the block, managed 2/3 of a mile, but my legs were ceasing up a bit around halfway, had to slow down to jamaican speeds.

Still, I feel great afterwards, there might be some truth in that vitamin D malarkey after all.

>>12720

excercise is great for helping you feel good mate, go out a few times a week and you'll feel much better

>>12719

do you live darn saarffff ?

>>12721

I got depressed when I didn't go out, then I rescued a dog could not be without her now

>>12722

Yeah, I do. Stalking my profile m8 :v)?

>>12719

nope I see you now

>wanted to go on text chat and talk shit to randoms

>omegle isn't working

y-you too

I'm upboating you but I only half agree with your comments, minimum wage ruined this country and why I went self employed, having to pay pakis that barely speak english £7 an hour has ruined the chance of any higher wages, paying people what they are worth was a much better system, that and alot of the kids I've hired I've had to follow round to tell them to get off their phones plus a lack of common sense

Nandos is actually really nice and not particularly cheeky at all

>>12726

same tbh

>>12726

To be honest mate I'm projecting a bit. I'm a NEET and I'm not averse to work. I'm annoyed that what were minimum wage jobs are now apprenticeships.

I'm considering self employment because I've got a few projects I could at least show I'm working on to qualify for inwork bennies.

>>12728

I do enjoy rattling daily mail readers though, so obsessed with the misdirection and bullshit the Fail put out

>>12729

Do it m8, nothing like making your own money, it certainly makes you more determind as is easy to hit above the £20k max most jobs will allow you to aspire wage wise and also tax rates are lower. And I agree people kinda deserve a living wage but when you open bank accounts for a living and the paki next to you doesn't understand what valid ID is required and doesn't understand enough English to even learn what is required but fills a nice quota it's fucking insulting and the reason why wages don't really go above £7 an hour, and with a lifetimes slaving you only hit around the 20-30k mark does make being a NEET a more varied life. You have so much freedom to play vidya

Just went to the corner shop guys, packed my shit into bags, smiling at the old lady behind the counter, turn to leave, she says something, super thick accent, so I just smile and nod, she says it again, still no idea, I head for the door, she says super slow 'you forgot to pay'

so now she either thinks I'm the shittest thief ever or a total retard.

At least she's not a qt

>>12732

>she says something in a super thick accent, so I just smile and nod

lord all might do I know this feel

surrounded by peasants 24/7

>>12733

I used to think I was going deaf or something, no, just surrounded by immigrants I can't understand

just had a sick work out lads, now I'm gonna have a dooby. My muscles feel all tingly tehe.

Went on my walk into town, half hour there and half an hour back, stopped off in costa for a panini in the middle, feet are killing me and I got shin splints 15 minutes into the walk there. Oh well, it's a start.

Now to find something to do for the rest of the day, maybe some reading or something.

>>12737

Fuck man, an hour walking. I was nearly falling over after just 20 minutes at a snails pace.

>>12738

Im the manlet that was complaining about being 11 stone 7 yesterday, so this is going to be daily for me. I want to die.

I can't run for shit though, hopefully after this walking lark gets easier I'll be able to start running.

>>12739

don't start too hard or you'll hurt yourself, but if you can do it then well done, keep it up

>>12740

I did an hour of walking with a 20 minute break halfway through, it's about the furthest I can push myself, but not too much.

>>12741

sounds good mate, keep it up and it'll be easy in no time.

>>12742

Sounds good as well

>>12744

There are 6047 pedos in a 2.5 mile radius? Wat

>>12745

He was walking round Rotherham m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBf8MyGaEk4

>Chris Rock walks on

>says race line

>Tina Fey walks on

>says gender line

Oh boy I didn't see that coming.

Kike media, never again.

this song makes me wanna go to a rave tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvOge07GcO4

Well fuck. Shitty fucking fuck shit. SHIT! Slept through yet another day despite going to bed at about 3, alarms are doing jack shit. Guess I'm a creature of the night now.

>WRYYYYYYY!

>>12750

they do put on an amazing show, but then if your watching that your not raving hard enough. I do love my yearly set off of Andrew Weatherall's (the guy who put them on the map)

>>12750

Too moody and repetitive for me, that kind of shit does my head in.

I'm more of a classic house and garage head, but I don't mind delving into the old breakbeat hardcore every now and again just because it's mental.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJjR3EcmhJo

>>12750

>raves

just full of drunk/high idiots making out, sounds fun, but my anxiety would kill me before I made it through the door.

>>12753

have you been to any raves/shows m8?

>>12751

maybe you've got some king of sleep disorder

>>12754

thats what the mdma is for m8

https://www.mixcloud.com/hongkongpingpong/beating_the_crates_20150511/

>>12756

some kind. A king of sleep would be cool too though

>>12754

everyones too drunk/high to care if you sperg out anyway (if you do).

>>12759

No 'ifs' about me sperging out, just put me in a crowd and wait

>>12756

>>12758

I've slept through

>Firework shows

>War re-enactments

>Earthquakes

>Thunderstorms

Bow down peasants, king of sleep coming through.

>>12761

I'm pretty decent at sleep, but that is impressive, guess I'll just have to be the Lord of lazy or something.

>>12755

Not really, besides a couple of sets I've done myself. I prefer to be in control of the sound myself rather than at another DJ's whim.

>>12754

Yeah, since the majority of club music turned moody as fuck in the 90s (and just radio-tier chart-shit after about 2005) most people are just out to get pissed or because it's the "cool" thing to do, rather than dance and enjoy the music. The sound systems are shit, the lighting is piss poor, and the dance floor is usually rock hard and kills your feet after five minutes.

Being a DJ is still fun though.

>>12757

IIRC there was a Dr or Phd student on AspiesForFreedom who asking for people to fill out her survey for a study/thesis on aspergers and MDMA use; as apparently it's quite high amongst diagnosed people

>>12753

Fantasia is a little too old even for me, it was Ark, Angels and Vibealite round these parts when I was too young to be sensible

>>12764

Did they work out why that was? I'm shit scared of drugs, I'm already crazy, don't want to mess myself up even more

>>12765

I'm sure the forums closed down before the study was finished.

>>12763

I'd warm up for you after the Britfeels Light Music Club ever get a gig

>>12767

>electro remix of smells like teen spirit

the fuck?

>>12768

I believe it was this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn-oHVWcz-A

I managed to mix out of it into my own edit of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jk3Be_qN3k

>>12769

>bows down before the master

Wow, do you play out a lot? I so can't read a crowd and nerves make me kinda stick to what I thought would go down well (which i'll have experimented with for days before hand)

>>12769

well thats..interesting, not my kind of thing, but it must take talent to do

>match with girl on tinder

>she tells me to add her on facebook

>find out after a couple messages that she has a boyfriend, but still "wants to chat to new people"

Is she looking to cuck him or am I being pulled into orbit here?

>>12772

>tinder

reeee.

>diet coke bottles now have red lids

this is annoying me more than it should

>>12772

no idea mate, are you good looking/rich/charismatic?

>>12774

Fucking tell me about it, I feel uncomfortable every time I walk past the drinks section in Tesco. They have to know this is bothering people, they just have to.

>>12776

it makes it so much harder to tell them apart now, the font is different too, I know it's fucking autistic but it really bothers me

>>12777

Oh I can tell them apart, the labels are still grey but that's why it bothers me. If it was all red I wouldnt mind. why the fuck do they have 2 colours now.

>>12778

place near me does a top down thing, but yeah, the mixing pisses me off too

>>12770

>Wow, do you play out a lot?

Not at all, the last time was probably about 4 or 5 years ago. Social anxiety has pretty much ruined my life over the last decade, which is why I'm really focused on getting over it this year.

I'm surprisingly confident once I'm behind a pair of decks though. It's just getting to that point which is the hard part.

>>12771

DJing is a piece of piss, not even kidding.

I'm not quite sure how bad ones even exist if I'm honest. As long as you can hear, have a sense of rhythm, and a decent taste for music that makes people want to dance, anyone can do it.

>>12775

not really any of those things no, though I guess I'm pretty funny over text/messaging

fuck it I don't even care what her intentions are lads, I'm so starved for female attention I'll take it in literally any form I can get

>>12782

she's quite clearly looking to cuck

just be aggressive and confident anon

tinder has made me lose faith in women, one of my friends has cucked like 4 men through tinder. It's atrocious.

All this normie talk.

>>12785

has gotten pretty normie in here

I think a few of us are aspiring to break out of our miserable lives

>>12786

that makes me physically ill.

>>12787

aspiring and succeeding are different things though

>>12773

there's nothing stopping you from going on it anon

>>12791

>I respect myself too much to interact with women!

>>12791

>self respect

do you know where you are?

>>12787

Normie how ?

>>12794

ree tinder

ree gym

ree making music

ree planning anything except how to kill yourself

>>12795

Gym isn't normie. It's the best medication against delression la.

>>12792

>interact with women

…on tinder. That's the important part.

>>12793

>do you know where you are?

Yes, we're mostly kissless virgins, right? I know I am.

>>12797

>…on tinder. That's the important part.

so where do you interact with women then?

the halfchan britfeel today has to be the worst one in months. Absolute shit

>>12798

Nowhere, but I'm not about to start with girls looking to cuck their boyfriends using a phone dating app.

>>12800

>Nowhere

well at least you've got your self respect to keep you warm at night

>>12801

That I have, that I have.

>>12799

I'm curious as to how bad it has to get before you stop going there altogether.

>>12803

I browse r9k in general anyway, so no harm in checking the britfeel thread to see how they're fairing.

>>12795

You know you can make music without ever leaving your bedroom, right? Much like planning to kill yourself, it requires neither leaving the house or socialising, and usually develops out of a lack of both.

Pennine way stuff is all packed lads. I'll see you all soon. Until then I trust you'll keep this board paki, green and leftist free.

I'm going to miss you guys. Let's hope the north has wifi.

>>12805

yes

my point was none of those things are overtly "normie" yet they get quite easily misclassed because they're all things normies do

>>12806

Good luck mate, hope you enjoy yourself. If you do find wifi anywhere, pop in and let us know how you're doing.

>>12807

>irony sensor fails again

This fucking autism I swear.

>>12806

>leftist free

Go and stay go

>>12810

what the fuck are you even talking about?

>>12812

oh wait, you were calling out your own autism, I thought you were calling me autistic lel

>>12812

I have asperger's, so I didn't see that you were doing the "ree making music" shit ironically. I thought you were being serious, and responded as such.

>>12805

How m8?

>>12811

no you

>>12811

me and this board are two of one soul

I will return

:v)

>>12815

Pirate a DAW of your choice (FL Studio, Ableton Live, etc.) and some VSTs if you want, watch a few videos, read a few articles, then get cracking.

>>12814

you are quite something

>>12818

Is this just for electro music?

>>12820

It's for anything you want to make 99% of music made since the late 90s was made using a computer for the most part, although if you want to record external things like instruments and vocals, you'll want to get a decent usb audio interface and some mics.

An audio interface is recommended anyway (along with a decent pair of headphones), better quality outputs than your shitty motherboard or laptop one, and ASIO will improve input/output latency and audio processing efficiency drastically.

>/Britfeel/ art collective

>>12811

greencuck you fucking slug

>>12824

Where has this slug thing come from?

>>12826

one day someone called him a slug and it was really funny so it just sort of caught on

Right lads, it's become apparent that there's a couple musically minded people ITT, if I dumped some entry level/mainstream/pleb/whateverthefuckpretentiousfaggotscallit tier music could you give me some reccomendations of things I might like?

>>12828

My bloody valentine

>>12826

>act like a slug

>hurr why do people call me a slug?

gee I wonder

>>12830

How the fuck do you act like a slug

>>12831

I know you like yeezy la ;)

>>12828

Others might, but I pretty much live in my own little musical bubble, and have contempt for most things outside of it.

Much like my own life really.

>>12832

the behaviour you are currently exhibiting is very slug-like

>>12833

Right I'm just going to list some shit then

>Kanye

>Tyler the Creator

>Mumford and Sons

>Nirvana

>Pendulum

>Chase and Status

>Tempa T

>Biffy Clyro

also stuff that makes you feel like you have a head high, you know like when you're listening to an electronic track and the high notes just go right into your brain and convert themselves into good feelings and you get hype as fuck? Stuff like that.

>>12836

God SAG you need to sort your shit out.

>tempa t

>chase and status

>Mumford and sons

Try some aphex twin and Jon Hopkins for some electro. Both pretty accessible.

>>12836

Prodigy

Aphex Twin

Venetian Snares

JosipOnDeck (embed) :v)

Iron and Wine

The entire THPS2 Soundtrack

>>12837

are you implying BASED Tempa T is bad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu8jIWIb65c

also isn't Aphex like experimental shit? I could be wrong but it doesn't sound like something that would get my hyped up m8, isn't he the one who did that "in the belly of the machine, and the machine is bleeding to death" song?

>>12836

>Right I'm just going to list some shit then

And boy did you just.

This is just like when someone lists CoD, Battlefield and FIFA as their favourite vidya. Or Naruto, Bleach and One Piece as their favourite anime.

>>12840

post some music then fuccboi

>>12838

embed some non meme songs and I'll check them out

I already listen to based Josip

>>12841

Listen to some Oasis, lad.

>>12843

retro child porn images saved as a .wav file and slowed down 800x

>>12839

That is exactly what I am saying. Grime is for 12 year olds m8. Seriously. Just lieten to american hip hop instead. Run the jewels, billy woods etc

>>12843

Il list some more after I finish watching warm bodies

>>12843

>we have to go deeper

well you asked for it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP0dtXNB7kU

http://somafm.com/

Usually what I'm plugged into, bound to find something that matches your taste.

>not listening to sea shanties

plebs, the lot of you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfeEY71r9Vc

>>12846