>be me
>/b/ mod
>April of the current year
>find out that two namefags live closeish to each other (Seruki and TableROU)
>they hook up
>Seruki gets pregnant
>they decide they want to come visit me before they have a kid
>mfw they follow through
>mfw im currently staying with them until the 10th
>mfw they buy me 5 polished ceramic eggs as a gift
It's currently 11:17AM and we are going to spend the rest of the day in Denver. I've put one of the eggs up my ass and intend to see how long I can wait until I shit it out and give it to one of them on public transport.
Pic moderately related: I put an egg up my ass a long time ago on /b/, Seruki and Table both were present during this incident.