No.316
This morning i drank water.
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No.325
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No.360
>>316
I wonder where that water is now.
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No.365
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No.548
>>360
The water is now in your mouth
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No.553
I drank caffeinated poison.
Honestly pretty good for poison.
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No.554
>>553
精 is the character for semen, you're sucking chinaman jizz from a can.
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No.556
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No.557
I mean, seriously, because fucking Hanzi characters can quite literally mean dozens of different things depending on context…
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No.558
>>556
pic related
>>557
>characters can mean dozens of different things
Because of this (and some other factors), puns and double-meanings are very prolific. China is laughing at you for putting a jizz can to your lips.
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No.559
>>558
Ask me how much I care about the Chinese.
Also, what's more likely: the retard who designs Monster's packaging finding a moonrune that happens to mean things like "spirit" and slapping it on a can of overcaffeinated tea because it looks cool, or Monster going through the trouble of collecting tiny little amounts of zipperface semen, finding a way to make it water soluble and so on and so forth
>it says X on the can it must be X
Guess people better stop drinking Wild Turkey, apparently they found a way to liquefy and distill entire wild turkeys. Don't be retarded, please.
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No.562
>>553
>Honestly pretty good for poison.
I've tried it. I wasn't impressed.
The peach monster tea is good when cold, but be a shit if warmer than ice.
Personally I'm trying to figure out my own recipes for energy drinks tbh
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No.563
>>559
>Ask me how much I care about the Chinese.
You should care a lot. The steady rise of the fascist Han ethnostate is a massive threat to the rest of humanity.
>apparently they found a way to liquefy and distill entire wild turkeys.
People would probably buy *more* Wild Turkey if that were the case.
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No.564
>>562
Peach Rehab is alright. The best Rehab I ever had was the Cranberry Rojo tea variant, and that's discontinued. The strongest flavor in the White Dragon Tea is the mangosteen juice (which isn't surprising, if you've ever drank mangosteen juice it's not a subtle flavor) but I personally liked it.
>>563
>You should care a lot. The steady rise of the fascist Han ethnostate is a massive threat to the rest of humanity.
Yeah I'm really afraid of a people that suck so bad at warfare they will lose even when they have numbers and tech parity with opponents. Oh, and their economy is a house of cards waiting for a stiff breeze to come along.
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No.565
>>562
I like the peach and lemonade Rehabs but usually just stick to caffeine and vitamins in pill and powder form. It's not only cheaper, but it's easier to regulate dosage and walk back one's caffeine tolerance.
>>564
>Yeah I'm really afraid of a people that suck so bad at warfare they will lose even when they have numbers and tech parity with opponents.
I'm not sure what you're referencing, but they did pretty well in Korea, 'Nam, Sino-Soviet border conflict, Sino-Indian War. They're currently leading the world in hypersonic missile technology and information security. Besides that, Chinese planners consider military might only 10% of a nation state's strength after watching the collapse of the Soviet Union and allocate their efforts and resources accordingly–for instance, China outspends the United States in foreign aid (coalition building).
>Oh, and their economy is a house of cards waiting for a stiff breeze to come along.
That's most modern economies, tbh, of which theirs is the second largest. They're ahead of schedule for a growth plan that's been outlined and in effect since 1949, so I would advise against dismissing their economic strength and the danger it poses to civilized societies.
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No.566
>>565
>I'm not sure what you're referencing, but they did pretty well in Korea
They had the assistance of the Soviets who presumably kept them from fucking absolutely everything up, and even then the US/UN/SK forces managed to push them back to where the Korean DMZ is
>'Nam
Even with the assistance of the Chinese, the Soviets and the better part of SE Asia the West was basically murdering the communist forces so damn hard they had to try and stall/wait for antiwar sentiment to undermine the West's campaign. If the powers-that-be in the US alone had decided to ignore the antiwar sentiment and continue the bombing campaigns it's highly likely the North would have capitulated entirely, with guerrilla fighters and anyone of import in the North fleeing to neighboring countries.
>Sino-Soviet border conflict
No comment, not something I've read much about.
>Sino-Indian War
Mostly no comment, though it should be noted that the Indian Military doesn't exactly make any "best militaries in the world" lists
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No.568
>>566
>They had the assistance of the Soviets who presumably kept them from fucking absolutely everything up, and even then the US/UN/SK forces managed to push them back to where the Korean DMZ is
They were hardly pushed back relative to status quo ante bellum. DPRK gained the city of Kaesong and only lost a net 1500 square miles.
>assistance of the Soviets
Sino-Soviet split was before 'Nam and they were actively working against each other by that point. The Soviets caught on to the Chinese plan to usurp them as the dominant communist power and were actually warning the US about Chinese trickery as early as the 1960s. China aligned with the US versus the Soviets during the Nixon Administration and Vietnam was eventually left at the mercy of the CCP, who still has it as a puppet state to this day.
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No.619
>>568
shut up and share the book already
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No.632
I lick my teeth very often.
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No.635
>>619
"The Hundred-Year Marathon: China's Secret Strategy to Replace America as the Global Superpower Paperback" by Michael Pillsbury, linked in EPUB format and commercially available in paperback and hard cover.
http://libgen.io/book/index.php?md5=EC0F15753D87D986FE2DB9790879AF8E
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