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File: 30383f8cd6b2622⋯.jpg (141.42 KB,1149x832,1149:832,nugs.jpg)

 No.194781 [View All]

OLD >>193430

>tfw NEETs are a dying breed 75chars75chars75chars75chars75chars

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 No.195970

File: 9137a15dea82153⋯.jpg (246.57 KB,921x608,921:608,20210109_144127_pie_has_ar….JPG)

>>195963

\o/

Thanks, Steven Cain.

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 No.195971

>>195961

i barely torrent anything these days because there's nothing really worth watching imo

just vidya and youtube for me

>>195966

this whole voip deal has been working out great for me too but fuck not having a phone when the internet goes out

>>195969

i hope to never live long enough to see myself living in a house without a stove

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 No.195972

>>195971

I still torrent new movies and shows and shit, opened up qbitorrent to seed a lot because I figured why not with an unlimited connection.

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 No.195973

>>195971

>i hope to never live long enough to see myself living in a house without a stove

There's a stove, I just don't want to habitually use it, largely due to the cost.

Tonight's din-dins: mashed-up cheap meat pie and instant noodles. "Camping food."

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 No.195974

>>195973

I'm cooking 4 pork sausages I got from coles, just going to have them on bread and a bit of sauce.

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 No.195975

>>195974

sounds alright

that was the kind of food i lived off when my dad couldn't be stuffed spending on anything else but booze for himself

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 No.195976

File: 4d0df7fee5e9414⋯.jpg (4.76 KB,250x250,1:1,325.jpg)

>tfw haven't been working since November last year

>been on Newstart since then

>starting to realize how fucked being a NEET is again

>had my last phone call from a gp who was referred from Centrelink yesterday, apparently it's the last step they put you through before you get the DSP, was told it would just be another two weeks

even more waiting fucking great

If I could I would 100% look for another job. Getting paid weekly is awesome, just having money.

It's the only getting paid each fortnight bullshit and having to stretch it to last that long that's killing me, my savings are dwindling at a massive rate. I lost weight through fasting last year and I'm now going to a gym lifting, I've got to eat a lot to keep it up, but now that I'm a NEET it's all gone out of wack, I can see myself going back to eating cheap trash food and putting all that weight on again. No chick would look at me when I was obese, even now I don't really get any female attention.

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 No.195977

File: d0da31b9c2c568f⋯.jpg (269.52 KB,1200x900,4:3,20210205_birthdayneetcake.jpg)

Yesterday was birthday.

I baked myself a cheesecake. No-one else would …but it was gud. I used http://allrecipes.com.au/recipe/12824/easy-lemon-cheesecake.aspx but didn't have any lemon, but really didn't impact on the gudness; the texture and the rest was has it should be… The passionfruit syrup had some agar agar jelly added to keep it sliding off.

Crap NEETLife happenings that's happened since last time: I've mentioned signing up for the 'Driver License Training Access Programming'.. and it's been nearly 4 months of the outsourced guy in charge sitting on his hands. During the latest keep-in-contact call to find out what's going on, he's revealed he's a Boong, and he's sitting on his hands until the Government gives him enough money to hire all of his Aunties, -and- he wants to use Commercial driving instructors, not the Volunteer groups like Rotary the programme was designed for. Of course, he blames the Government for nothing proceeding. I'm now emailing the volunteer training groups directly, but haven't got a reply yet. (Old People can't until email..)

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 No.195978

File: 0b4c0042585b5ff⋯.jpeg (69.24 KB,1104x621,16:9,fren.jpeg)

>>195976

yeah most rag on the neet lifestyle but it is a struggle if you try to maintain any kind of higher standard of living on that kinda budget

you gotta accept it for what it is and then it becomes kinda comfy

>>195977

happy birthday fren

cheesecake is all about the texture anyway so i am glad you got a nice cheesecake for your birthday

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 No.195979

>>195977

Happy birthday m8, hope you enjoyed the cheesecake, looks delicious.

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 No.195980

>>195977

> I've mentioned signing up for the 'Driver License Training Access Programme.. [..] he wants to use Commercial driving instructors, not the Volunteer groups like Rotary the programme was designed for.

Confirmed: I've been thrown at a Commercial Driving School, whose first priority is Wealthy Highschool Kids, and it's an absolute scam of one lesson a fortnight because richkids take priority.

I'm figuring they're charging the DLTA guy $150/hour for a $65/hr normal rate, and the DLTA wants his $150/hour, so it's costing the Government $300 for every hour of my having starting scratch every time because it's too fucking long between lessons and I don't get any other practice.

Hmm, it's a $2200 fine and 12 months L-licence suspension if I get caught practicing by myself, with additional penalties for stealing the car…

NEET in a Bucket.

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 No.195981

File: 06154a43e4a3722⋯.gif (293.81 KB,498x498,1:1,falcunt.gif)

>>195980

good luck m8, i remember getting my license being the hardest thing to do on the dole but the best thing i ever did

get your lessons if you can but look into paying for extra lessons if you feel like you need the practice

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 No.195982

File: 7f9d860eeb800c8⋯.jpg (66.65 KB,976x549,16:9,_115371412_gettyimages_126….jpg)

I'm worried that they're going to make it no jab/no dole. What is a neet to do?

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 No.195989

>>195982

Getting the actual shot doesn't bug me too much, as I already have Autism. By the looks of it, 'phase 3' injections will be months away.. But the "You Must Carry A Smartphone With The Service NSW App Running Constantly To Prove You're Immunized (and monitor everything you do 24/7 by every security agency that's pwned the ASIO kiddies)" that shits me.

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 No.196042

NSW is rolling out the Gladys Golds/Dine and Discover vouchers; $100 bux to get you into more expensive dining/entertaining establishments.

What a fucking hand-out to rich cunts, both the users of the vouchers, and the over-priced restaurants wanting more money.

Of course, it's tied to the Lizard People's COVIDSafe App, that's the only way to use the vouchers.

This NEET can't afford a Smartphone or the reoccurring-cost mobile broadband. Not that I go out, either. It's the Liberals buying votes from Aspirationals again.

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 No.196043

>>196042

i wonder if you could exploit loopholes in the app to eat like a king

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 No.196044

Wow, I remember this board being slow but this place is really fucking dead, huh?

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 No.196045

File: 0fac5f26701973c⋯.png (74.18 KB,859x687,859:687,frens.png)

>>196044

yeah, i graduated from neetdom a few years ago but i just come back here for the feels

hope you cunts are doing ok wherever you are now

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 No.196046

>>195989

this

why have any hope in this fucking country

can't get in/out without lizardman vacc. meanwhile youtubers doing fucking travel vlogs just kill me.

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 No.196072

Fuck Aldi and their mandatory check-ins where it's not required.

Got fucked-over with that while trying to buy a $5 2kg bag of chicklegs today.

They were $3 dearer at Coles, but let's consider that a donation for not shitting on Battlers who don't Into Smartphones or Email.

Not minding having to wear a mask though. I bought a decent one during the first post-lockdown glut (a "$20" washable fabric one, that was going for $4.99..) The great thing about masks I've found is not having to worry about having to shave before going out.

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 No.196073

>>196072

I just tell them that I check in, I haven't been made to show my phone.

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 No.196074

>>196073

Probably wouldn't have worked, as the Checkoutzoomer looked the type to make an example out of someone to validate themselves to their smartphone masters, and would've asked to see it..

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 No.196075

>>196072

Another blog about mandatory but-not-mandatory situation yesterday..

Had to buy a new motorbike tire, and tried a local shop first.

Demands for COVID-Safe check in at the door. Ask for the sign-in, and get chewed-out with the erroneous "it's illegal to sign in with anything but a smartphone" crap by a drone. Then get continuously ear-bashed about Sydney riders coming up to buy from them, etc., while I'm filling in the log, as I only have a feature-phone Nokia with no mobile broadband (..because, like, I'm a fucking unemployed NEET who doesn't blow ~$800/year to pretend they're a imbecile Normie pretending they're Surfing The Future with their Cybernetic Augmentation.)

>You need to upgrade your phone, Mate.

<Fuck off.

(Somehow that made other people in the shop laugh..)

omg, I swore at someone loudly because I was wearing a mask to hide my identity.

Then again, that guy was being a cunt to a Battler.

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 No.196076

>>196075

>"it's illegal to sign in with anything but a smartphone"

yeah nah paper is king

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 No.196077

Blog. Day 18445.

Ref: >>195980 >>195978

The disadvantaged driving license program was a bust, and kicked off it today for not being test-ready after only 7 hours of actual driving experience, because, like, I don't know anyone with a car to practice with inbetween the once-a-month lessons. Expected it though, when the 'service provider' turned out to be a for-profit, and I knew I'd be shafted again.

I emailed a non-profit provider guy (whose program was only for under-21s, being tied to a Youth Services thing) and asked if he knew of any over-21s training schemes.. He was actually a lot more considerate than anyone I've been in contact with to date, and would ask around.

But.. no plans of what to do next. I really want to complain to the RMS who oversee the DLAP and tell them the for-profit guy is cream-skimming and leaving the really-disadvantaged applicants behind (and being a Boong who is using it as another Government Free Money).

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 No.196078

File: b48959331467538⋯.png (229.3 KB,1061x858,1061:858,lockdown.png)

>>196077

And Coronaggeddon can't come soon enough.

I can't be the only one hoping and waiting for shit to hit the fan after the past year of patronizing Normies waving their Smartphones around to scare a virus away. Let's enjoy ETERNAL LOCKDOWN

Shit's here for good, like Polio, which is doing the rounds again.

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 No.196079

>>196078

when people start having seizures and dying on the street make sure to make us a few webms m8

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 No.196080

>>196078

<From: Aussie Broadband <no-reply@team.aussiebroadband.com.au>

<Subject: Free daytime data during lockdown

<Dear Anonymous,

< In light of the lockdown in New South Wales, we wanted to do our part, however big or small, to help support our customers.

< For those on a limited data NBN plan, we are providing free unlimited daytime data (6am-6pm) and hope this helps with working and schooling from home.

< Free unlimited daytime data has already been activated, since Saturday, for our limited data customers in New South Wales and will remain in place until Midnight, July 9 (or until the lockdown ends, if it is extended beyond July 9).

The NEETs who only have the cheapest 100GB/month plans to save monies rejoice.

Just checked the bandwidth stats, and it is still in effect..

EXTERNAL LOCKDOWN plz.

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 No.196081

>>196079

I live in a low socioeconomic area. That shit already happens.

The Sunday night before last, there was a big Family Street Fight involving the fucked-up Teenage Parent neighbours and another house of teenage ice addicts.

Teenage parents: they're 19.. the kid is about to start school… perhaps, because he's screams and swears like his turn-it-up-to-15 mongrel family who carry on like they're always bashing someone in a McDonalds.

Chatting with an old neighbour, we're unanimous that the kid is doomed.

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 No.196082

File: 10c46254693ec86⋯.jpg (59.21 KB,800x471,800:471,20210730_134641_freevidya.JPG)

>>196080

So this is how the other half live.

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 No.196083

>>196081

Yeah I had a single mother with 3 kids to 3 different fathers living next door in one of the flats and they were the same, the mother was a complete bogan, the kids have no chance tbh.

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 No.196084

>>196080

I think thats only because NBN CO has given providers some bandwidth relief

https://www.itnews.com.au/news/nbn-co-to-offer-a-month-of-bandwidth-relief-to-internet-providers-568017

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 No.196086

>>196072

The now-mandatory check-in at Supermarkets thing is getting to me.

Been pondering options for foraging. https://fallingfruit.org/ is pretty useful, however there's only so much lemons and blackberries in a diet.

Being a Pensioner I have a free fishing permit that doesn't need applying for (just show the pension card).. but can't see any good local public land water sources here.

Pity that the Milko home delivery guys are gone.

I wonder how simple a fake COVIDsafe App would be. Would even a fake screenshot of the green-tick thing work?

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 No.196088

>>196086

…and now it's mandatory at petrol stations.

Hmm, time to start living the Cyberpunk life that finds it necessary to use technological measures

to avoid the control of the State and its complicit citizens.

Obviously there's still cops checking this board for the next Fappening, so won't mention what I have in mind.

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 No.196090

>>196086

>Being a Pensioner I have a free fishing permit that doesn't need applying for (just show the pension card).

the more you know

you can also get out of needing a license by identifying as a boong

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 No.196091

>>196090

I believe boongs can go around hunting native animals, including those endangered like Dugongs, too.

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 No.196092

Huh, it was Census night last night.

Did anyone realize?

I got a notice in the post about two weeks ago saying "Dear Rich People, please fill in your form now ONLINE because we're penny-pinching on servers, and it'll help towards getting you double-counted when you're included in someone else's form on the census night", but there's been absolutely zero mention of the Census anywhere since.

I wanted a paper form to fill in.

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 No.196094

File: 35dfc380241018d⋯.png (360.4 KB,999x670,999:670,plague_doctor_shitpost.png)

Yes, I posted this to reddit first.

>>196092

Finally got the 'youse didn't fill in your census online with your electronic Australia Card you fucking poor person oh my god stand over there and get lectured down too by a 24yo with a hipster beard' letter in the mail. Finally. There was a phone number to an automated service to request one. Wouldn't it have been a good idea to give that in the first place? Used a payphone to order it– those are free now.

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 No.196095

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

1970s TV Commercial with 18 year-old model.

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 No.196096

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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 No.196099

I can gain access to any íClóùd if you have any accounts you want access to then add me on snåpchåt and search for landenolga or you can add me on kīk and search for Stanislav.Todorov

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 No.196113

first post in 2022

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 No.196114

>>196113

Also the only post so far in 2022. For anyone reading this, /ausneets/ has moved to another place, which I won't name, but you can find with some googling.

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 No.196115

>>194781

shut the fuck up

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 No.196118

File: e90d1182bae1145⋯.jpg (299.73 KB,1024x800,32:25,20220722_165209_postfwdlef….JPG)

Hello NEETs, PostieNEET here.

After the 2 years of being fucked-over by driving instructors, the next period of being inbetween accommodation will be on the Postie again, instead of with a car like I planned. I'll see about dropping photos here when I can.

Given that rents have gone exponential, and food costs have doubled for those of us at the low end, my pensioner income isn't covering the Living-in-a-Rental Lifestyle, so bailing on the place here.

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 No.196125

File: c58fcb2453c9a7d⋯.jpg (225.85 KB,1163x830,1163:830,20230131_154337.jpg)

File: 4a2895a222ce664⋯.jpg (111.3 KB,1158x867,386:289,20230131_123959.jpg)

>>196118

beep beep

75 days into the trip, and fucking rain all over Queensland blocking my getting to NT. I'm currently stuck in a caravan park (9 days so far) waiting for AusPost to deliver new clutch plates.

Bit it is good.

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 No.196126

File: 67e4878fb2c77c9⋯.jpg (331.24 KB,999x1100,999:1100,banepostie.JPG)

>>196125

With Postie staying at the mechanic and me being just another solo male traveler in a tent, fuck-all of my fellow travelers even talk to me ;_;

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 No.196129

>>196125

>>196126

Just happened to stop by and see this.

I think this board is ghosted.

Maybe try here:

https://endchan.org/ausneets/catalog.html

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 No.196133

>>196129

Fuck that fakeneet board.. Fuck you for shilling it, too.

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 No.196142

File: ad7a96dc88fe32d⋯.jpg (260.22 KB,1440x1080,4:3,20230808_130148.JPG)

File: 322d37d8bf2a726⋯.jpg (272.63 KB,1440x1080,4:3,20230809_180722.JPG)

Still at it. It's now something like 260 days of traveling and vandalizing garbage bins across the Nullabour and rescuing almost-roadkilled wombats.

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