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Ethnic chicks for big NEET dicks
The /pol/ phase has ended in a chaotic eruption of ree's and cheers as the dawn of the new day begins.
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No.189763
>>189762
You need to sort yourself out. Drinking like that is not a way to have fun, it is just foolish.
Also you haven't reported anything sexy or posted any photos for me to fap to for quite some time.
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No.189764
>>189762
Who is this aspie mate we never hear of? Has he had any sexual adventures or is he even more repressed than you?
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No.189765
>>189757
Vomitus Sickulus
I too am awake, will probably just spend all day here with you if that's ok?
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No.189766
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What did they mean by this?
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No.189767
>>189763
It's our last night in Nam, when I get back I'm dropping the booze to get fit. I've cut it out before and I'll do it again.
I'd post more lewds if I had any, but I've mostly been eating good food and drinking since the American girl.
>>189764
Aspie mate is the secret final boss of our crew. He had something going tonight, but I don't know if I fucked that up for him.
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No.189768
>>189762
Tell us more about aspie mate
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No.189769
>>189768
He's one of my best friends. I know Chad mate through him. He only found out about being slightly autistic a few years ago. He's helped me stay sane throughout 2017 when I went to a really dark place, mentally. I hope I didn't cock block him because he deserves a good root.
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No.189770
We're going to need a new thread soon.
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No.189772
>>189769
He deserves a good root and all your friends here on the NEET General deserve to hear about it in shockingly horny detail.
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No.189773
Just filled the toilet bowl with soft-serve ice cream consistency shit and then took a shower. I have to stick a soapy finger up my bum bum hole now to make sure I get properly clean. What a life.
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No.189774
>>189772
He does and you do. Unfortunately, he's not likely to share.
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No.189775
>>189774
Did your Chad friend really get that awful tattoo you posted before?
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No.189776
>>189775
Yeah. Not a fan? I didn't mind it.
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No.189778
>>189776
I have seen worse tattoos but to be honest I kind of hate all tattoos. He had nice white skin and pleasant legs and feet and it kind of ruins his look in my opinion. Tattoos are for hard people, not soft people, even if they think they are Chad.
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No.189779
>>189772
>Wants to hear a sex story
>The next post is a NEET's dirty vividly-descriptive account of his morning shit
>Only on /aus
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No.189780
>>189778
Well, you never know. He might get it lasered off or done over.
>>189779
This is genuinely one of my favourite threads on the site
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No.189781
>>189780
Did his gf know he was getting a tattoo?
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No.189784
>>189781
He'd been wanting to for a while.
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No.189786
>>189726
>>189730
I agree, the failed normie degenerate posting really makes me just want to leave and not come back sometimes.
It's hard to explain, I think after a while it just becomes a bit too depressing to bear, it definitely is not comfy.
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No.189787
>>189786
The depression and misery and repetitive complaints get hard to bear too. There is only so many times you can hear the same shit before you get tired of it. Sometimes I just want to scream at some of you miserable mongs.
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No.189789
>>189787
This. If we just make depressing posts we'd be better off on /r9k/. For all the stupid shit we spew, it's far better than sitting around moaning for 200+ threads. I don't really take anything said here seriously anyway, at most it's exaggerated and otherwise it's just goofing around. The cunts that can't handle the banter about poojeetas or rampant degeneracy just bring the mood down when all they seem to want is a thread full of sad cunts.
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No.189790
>>189789
Well said. Would you recommend other NEETs take a trip to Asia?
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No.189791
>>189786
Leave then, you will not be missed. I am sick of the contradictory advice, that its fine to post continental women that I should not look at. All I want is the use of spoilers. Yet when I post faggotry after providing a warning because I am getting sick of seeing the constant onslaught, I am told to stop. The advice does not equate
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No.189792
>>189791
Do you find some of the NEETs here attractive when they post pics of themselves?
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No.189793
>>189792
No comment, I do not want to scare the NEETs
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No.189794
>>189793
I'll take that as a yes
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No.189795
>>189794
Not all NEETs are born equal, it depends on getting to know them personally. There is not enough to make a decision on any given NEET because of the anonymous nature of these threads
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No.189796
>>189795
Why do you pretend you do not have a physical standard for attractiveness? "I am attracted to peoples personalities" is a lie and has always been a lie whenever it is uttered.
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No.189797
>>189790
After tooling around Australia and not going overseas since my teenage years, absolutely. No reason like that, "Find myself" shit, no. Travel helps give us perspective and appreciation for our homes. I've met a lot of cunts (mostly women) that have declared that they're going to travel for as long as they can. That hedonistic attitude doesn't gel with me, wanting to spend your years away from real life is immensely destructive and won't save you from whatever is plaguing you at home. I went on this short trip to cleanse myself and have a break from life, but to do that forever and think it's a life well lived is foolish. You can't spend your life running from reality. Eventually you have to start living. Two years ago, I decided to become more zen, 2016 I learned to handle my more extreme emotions and acknowledge them. 2017 I got brutalised by relationships, self doubt, family pressure and having my living situation totally overhauled. I'm still trying to find my peace, I'm still not done with my studies (which I deferred on last year) or my career (which I only picked up around August). Coming overseas with Chad mate and Aspie mate, having the talks we've had, sharing and interacting with you cunts when I'd normally just lurk and letting myself relax and get obliterated by booze where normally I'd have a stick up my ass has been the best thing I've done in years. So, yes, I'd recommend travel overseas. Take some good cunts with you, don't fuss about pussy or whatever has been hanging over you. Just enjoy yourself and take a break from what's on your mind and in your life. It'll refresh you and energise you, so that you can tackle the challenges you face and create for yourself. Even a trio within Australia can do this, basically what a lot of cunts need is some time to breath. Away from life, away from family, away from all the shit that we put up with. That space and time will help give you the momentum to break out of the shit we often put ourselves in or find no escape from. Travel, anons. Travel and refresh yourself. When you come back and face reality you will overcome any obstacle set before you. We spend so long inside our minds, inside the same system that we become convinced that there's no end to it. Taking a break can help see through the bullshit and give you a way forward.
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No.189798
>>189797
Very good advice. thank you for writing that.
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No.189799
>>189628
I'm sure there's at least a couple NEETs that would like to get a firm grip on monk.
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No.189800
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No.189801
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No.189802
>>189799
I like looking at Monk, but I probably wouldn't want to touch.
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No.189803
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No.189804
>>189643
This stuff looks good, like jerky.
How expensive is it? I don't think I've ever seen a South African shop.
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No.189805
>>189647
The box I got yesterday was near perfect, their chips were a bit shit but everything else was spot on.
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No.189806
>>189804
That stuff is crazy expensive. Like $50 a kilo.
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No.189807
>>189800
morning
>>189806
doesn't sound that bad when a kg can last a week and a bit
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No.189808
>>189796
People in my experience can say one thing and do another thing. To know someone online through their persona they create does not mean that is followed on in real life. I am not going to believe someone on the internet who says they will take care of all the house chores, as they may be a total slob after one week. I have lived that experience growing up with 'family' with these exact contradictory personas and I fucking h8 it. There may be some NEETs that I would like to get to know irl but that may be a friendship relationship or it may be a more personal relationship.
I may like someone who is physically attractive, but if I understand that they are a horrible person (like harming animals) I would not be attracted by that, which is a really turn off. I may still like them, but I do not think I would degrade myself to their level for sex. Life is always full of contradictions though and that may change, I am not perfect and will never be.
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No.189809
>>189654
I think that would be a McWhole.
Isn't a McDouble two quarter pounders?
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No.189810
>>189666
>Not even the church can save you now!! HAHHA
Settle down satan.
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No.189812
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No.189814
>>189810
I didn't laugh when I typed it
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No.189815
>>189679
Most of them dress like absolute whores though.
It might just be a fashion trend but it turns me off bad.
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No.189819
>>189685
I'm glad I've never seen this shit irl
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No.189825
>>189711
Do you use a franger for a bj with a pro?
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No.189826
>>189825
My understanding is that is standard these days.
In my opinion you may as well not even bother with a bj if that is the case.
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No.189827
>>189723
The only time I've seen any of that shit is when it's posted here or on other boards and it catches my unawares.
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No.190578
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RooshV live at the moment.
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