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OLD >>174282
So what are youse cunts doing for the longest day of the year? Got a nice sacrifice or two planned? Don't forget to do your christmas shopping too, your mummybot deserves something nice from her special little boy.
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No.175807
>>175789
No, but sometimes I wish I lived in a warehouse and not with mummybot
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No.175808
>tfw Australian on image board.
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No.175812
>>175807
> wish I lived in a warehouse and not with mummybot
who's going to clean the cumdies then?
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No.175815
>>175138
i'd rather just have that put into 4 burgers it looks really annoying to eat
how much do they cost though?
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No.175817
>>175812
This fucking pic.
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No.175818
Back from the neet cruise, decided I'd do a little grocery shopping because I've got fuck all after this bender. Turns out theres a Coles and a Kmart open 24/7 in my nearby gook ghetto.
There were so many chinks and curries there, even with their kids. What the fuck are they doing so late. Went to kmart and bought a new chefs knife and had to get some gook workers permission, then the fat maori cunt that stands at the door asked me "just a knife" in alarmed tone but I just laughed.
It was a nice night for driving, pretty empty on the roads but enough not to be creepily alone. Rolled the windows down and blasted Dire Straights and the rest of the bender playlist I had going. Went to maccas and got one of those piri piri roles, ive never had all this new stuff at maccas, I'm a big mac man at heart but this was pretty good, even got a free medium fries because all the deadshit staff had called in sick and I had to wait a bit.
Now gonna take my sleeping pills and watch a movie in bed, night neets. Tomorrows a new day
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No.175821
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No.175822
>>175656
But you will get raped in the backstreets
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No.175823
Fuck neets I'm gonna be put on the basics card in 2 months
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No.175824
>>175729
I just cum in old clothes
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No.175825
>>175818
>piri piri roles
Rolls.
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No.175826
>>175805
That's not gay, that's just like sucking your own dick
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No.175827
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No.175828
>>175827
I was wondering that.
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No.175829
>>175828
I hate it when you walk around in public on a hot day and your ass is sweaty and you need to scratch it so you put your hand down the back of your pants and scratch your bumhole through your underwear and get shit and sweat all over your jocks and your finger smells like poo
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No.175830
My dad did a poo in my bed and now he's jerk in off in my towel
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No.175831
Fuck me I didn't sleep at all and I think its because of booze withdrawals.
This is worrying, I really can't be fucked staying up all day either
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No.175832
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No.175833
>>175831
>>175832
oh nvm you're probably tired but cant sleep
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No.175834
Strawberry ice cream for breakfast.
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No.175835
>>175743
Strewth m8 what a spergout you had here. You should apologise to her.
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No.175836
>>175743
Shit mate, you're well on your way to ruining a great week end
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No.175837
>>175766
Go say sorry to her.
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No.175838
>>175767
That fucked with my head first thing in the morning.
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No.175839
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No.175840
I have never liked watching the professional porn stars. They are all hideously fake and ugly looking. The sex they have is a big fake joke. I only watch amateur.
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No.175841
>>175783
>all the normies are out wagecucking
the normie free environment is over. the w/e is here and they want to make us lowly neets remember who is in charge
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No.175842
>>175791
The only way that will happen is if we stop posting
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No.175843
I am not going to leave the house until January 3rd. I think that is the first safe day.
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No.175844
going to the post office hope it's not too crowded today
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No.175845
>>175844
My local one doesn't open on Saturdays.
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No.175846
>>175818
lol, driving through Melbourne blasting THAT LITTLE FAGGOT with a knife.
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No.175847
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No.175848
>>175840
I need god lighting and angles. I love seeing gook tears and they can only be captured correctly with a good cameraman
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No.175849
>>175843
have 000 speeddialed into every number. I hate this time of year.
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No.175850
>>175845
i'm like 90% sure mine is open until midday
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No.175851
>>175849
>have 000 speeddialed into every number
I do not understand this statement.
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No.175852
>>175851
So in the sperg out panic attack you just need to mash the numbers to call the cops
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No.175853
>>175852
Cops will be of no help during a spergout.
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No.175854
>>175853
It helps to have someone to talk to.
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No.175855
Did VN finally lose it all together?
Man dies in fiery crash with police car hours after bashing mother-in-law to death
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-12-22/man-dies-in-fiery-crash-after-rockhampton-mother-in-law-bashing/9281992
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No.175856
>>175855
I read that as mother; and he has a kid so it cant be vn
nevermind
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No.175857
Fuck, what should I do while sleep deprived all day? I wanna sleep at 7 tonight.
Anyone know how to get rid of the crawling skin feeling? I'm even thinking of buying a 6pack, fuck
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No.175858
>>175857
Have a sesh, but dont get too high so you dont feel fucked when you straighten up.
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No.175859
>>175858
I might just get two long necks and start at 12 or 1
Just take my mind off this horrible tiredness a little
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No.175860
>>175859
fuck i was craving a coopers long neck last night, just one would've been enough because it's been so long. I probably wouldn't've drunk it all anyway.
I ended up just drinking some coke which was probably worse for my new filling but at least it stopped the cravings
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No.175861
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No.175862
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No.175864
>tfw depressed because we have run out of posts
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No.175865
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