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 No.172784 [View All]

Less than two weeks left in the year, have you gone down to Dan Murphy's to buy some goon for Christmas and New Year's Eve?

OLD: >>171994

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 No.173505

>>173504

Boastful lies have no place on the NEET General. We are all about honesty and humility here.

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 No.173506

>>173505

Nah man, it was bloody expensive back when I drank.

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 No.173507

File: 1e69110e89c4ad7⋯.jpg (4.97 MB,5312x2988,16:9,20171219_204728.jpg)

>>173504

There's nothing to be ashamed of

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 No.173508

>>173504

You're probably just a big boy neet - they need more alcohol.

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 No.173509

File: 9e56017c6f6cefd⋯.gif (126.61 KB,317x231,317:231,disgust.gif)

>>173507

W-why the fuck would you take a photo of that?!

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 No.173510

>>173507

Those are some nice undies

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 No.173511

File: 2fe540858cac04e⋯.png (215.68 KB,1200x1200,1:1,1459162355183.png)

>>173507

I hope you vile NEETs who fill your undies with cum don't wear the same ones for more than a day.

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 No.173512

>>173511

I wear them for a week plus, you can't smell the cum once it's dry

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 No.173513

>>173512

Everyone else can.

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 No.173514

>>173512

That's probably olfactory fatigue…

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 No.173515

>>173512

>you can't smell the cum once it's dry

You've made a huge error, you probably smell like a cheap chinese brothel.

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 No.173516

>>173509

immortality

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 No.173517

>>173516

You misspelled immorality.

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 No.173518

New bread?

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 No.173519

>>173518

Love it with butter while it is still warm.

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 No.173520

>>173511

When I was a proper NEET living at mums id wear the same undies with up to 20 loads in them for 2-3 days

good times

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 No.173522

>>173514

>>173513

>>173515

you're mistaking the smell of cum left under the foreskin for too long with the smell of dry cum - which is neutral

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 No.173523

>>173520

No wonder she called the cops on you.

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 No.173524

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 No.173525

>>173518

way too early

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 No.173526

>>173522

I ain't mistaking nothing my man.

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 No.173527

>>173520

i still do, except i only wank about 3 times a day

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 No.173528

Just went to feed the cats, their food bowls were full of thousands of maggots

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 No.173529

>>173528

Extra nutrience for the cats

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 No.173530

>>173528

Tasty and full of protein.

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 No.173533

>>173491

Does it change if you're disabled?

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 No.173534

You cunts ever considered living in a warehouse?

I'm really thinkin about buying my own when I get my life together. Dad got this place for like 180k when houses in the next street are almost a mil.

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 No.173535

>>173533

No, but DSP isn't considered income for tax purposes.

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 No.173537

>>173534

Yes. I want to live in the basement of a warehouse.

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 No.173538

>>173534

You would run afoul of the council. that is the risk. Those places are not zoned for residential living.

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 No.173539

>>173537

I want to live in a cellar of a pub

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 No.173540

How long should I be wearing the same underwear for?

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 No.173541

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 No.173542

>>173539

I lived next to a pub once. fucking awful.

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 No.173543

>>173540

One day.

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 No.173544

>>173540

3 days or so.

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 No.173545

>>173535

Well I didn't hand in a tax file last year but haven't heard back so I guess I'm fine

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 No.173546

>>173540

a month or so like me

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 No.173547

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big fat fanny

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 No.173548

>>173547

Dirty abo cunt.

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 No.173549

File: 7b73300b258b2e3⋯.jpg (398.97 KB,1200x1600,3:4,Little Fat Man.jpg)

>>173297

I've seen the face

Of a little fat man

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 No.173550

might go to 7/11 and kill the curry cunt that works there, so sick of poo posting

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 No.173551

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>>173548

Caviar and cigarettes

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 No.173552

>>173549

That isn't Vapour NEET

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 No.173553

File: 5c8b0d6b7a60183⋯.png (49.18 KB,616x821,616:821,ban jew ubisoft.png)

>>173551

Jews or niggers

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 No.173554

>>173550

>Why did you kill him?

>>The poo posting on NEET Gen sent me over the edge and I had to act.

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 No.173555

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>>173553

Funny point about Freddy:

He is an Iranian Zoroastrian with Indian Parents who grew up in Tanzania.

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 No.173556

>>173555

Strangely I already knew that.

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 No.173557

File: 6259a655f5203e3⋯.jpg (5.07 KB,225x224,225:224,1509445636001.jpg)

dads asking if i did that little errand for him

dunno how to say "nah ive been on the piss ALL FUCKING WEEK"

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 No.173559

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