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 No.171217 [View All]

Old Thread: >>170425

This edition of the NEET General is dedicated to all our large NEETs. God bless them and their appetites.

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 No.171944

>>171943

That's a boong drink m8

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 No.171945

File: ecac5d1901f44bb⋯.jpg (159.5 KB,1500x1500,1:1,71xFuussTmL._SL1500_.jpg)

Ever had this? I think it's pretty nice.

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 No.171946

>>171942

did you get kidney stones

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 No.171947

>>171942

I used to drink 2l of coke for breakfast, along with a nice big bar of chocolate.

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 No.171948

>>171944

>sars is a boong drink

Stupid

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 No.171949

>>171946

Nah just felt sick a lot

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 No.171950

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>>171947

That's sounds yummy nummy

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 No.171951

There's something about the combination of coke and chocolate that just…makes people fat.

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 No.171952

>>171951

too much bloat anon

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 No.171953

Good night friends

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 No.171954

>>171953

sleep tight big neet

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 No.171955

>>171949

had to make sure you ain't me dad

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 No.171956

>>171953

why so early?

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 No.171958

Gettin pissed mates

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 No.171959

>>171958

>tfw deprissed

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 No.171961

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 No.171962

>tfw dressed

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 No.171963

>>171959

Alcohol patches those feels for a few hours

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 No.171964

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>>171951

unless they're aryan

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 No.171965

>>171958

>tfw resistance to alcohol has grown

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 No.171966

>>171965

You just need to drink harder and faster. Don't give in

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 No.171967

Big bubba's butt rape bonanza

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 No.171968

>>171966

I'm gonna have to drink goon and stay home to make Christmas day tolerable.

What are you guys doing on the day? Avoiding family or are you going to be putting up with it?

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 No.171969

>>171671

>that took me a while to work out

I've been waiting many hours for your reply, and now that I finally have it I shall sleep well tonight.

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 No.171970

>>171968

Unfortunately I have to put up with it

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 No.171971

>>171968

cooking christmas dinner for mum

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 No.171972

>>171682

There's a /pol joke here somewhere

>>171697

Well done m8, may I suggest paper cutlery so that you never have to go through this predicament again? And don't worry about your sleeve, Kek will take care of it.

>>171701

Dun-fucking-who?

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 No.171973

>>171968

I'm going back to visit my family

>>171971

I probably will too, I know a good recipe for the thing inside of a lemon tart, I suppose you might call it a lemon butt but I dunno

>>171972

I suppose the joke is that his testies are in some sort of 3rd position now

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 No.171974

I'm dressing up as santa this Christmas since it's a good disguise

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 No.171975

Does anyone else here just buy their alcohol from ALDI? Dan is overrated tbh

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 No.171976

>>171756

I can see your face, little fat man

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 No.171977

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>>171975

I gonna go grab the iron bar now

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 No.171978

>>171975

They've got too shallow of a selection and ALDI doesn't sell Alcohol in WA/SA which is where most of our NEETs are

Besides Dan Memes are funny as fuck

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 No.171979

>>171974

Random kids will sit on your lap

>>171975

Not for this QLD'er

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 No.171980

>>171979

I paint my dick like a candy cane and coat it with sugar

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 No.171981

>>171770

Can't, don't have a spare 3 grand…

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 No.171982

>>171981

how did you know that?

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 No.171983

>>171838

What would a NEET do without the Salvos? Kek bless them. Have you tried putting the leftover brew in the fridge and then re-heating later in the day?

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 No.171984

>>171977

Spare him Dan he was just joking I swear.

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 No.171985

>>171923

Then why is he so smug?

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 No.171986

I torrented and watched The Phantom Menace. This Star Wars fever will probably continue for the next week

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 No.171987

Going to go for a bike ride soon. I'll avoid riding past maccas this time

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 No.171988

>>171855

I've seen your face, little fat man…

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 No.171989

>>171987

Let's meet at Joondaloop traino and take turns raping each other

t.NK

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 No.171990

>>171989

>WA

I'm a Gippsland NEET

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 No.171991

>>171990

Gippsland must be comfy for night NEETrides

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 No.171992

>>171986

You didn't pay for the movie?

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 No.171995

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 No.171996

>>171981

what did you mean by this?

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 No.172000

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