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 No.167959 [View All]

>>167213

Remember, nameneets are not allowed to touch your no no areas. Stay strong, neets.

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 No.168703

>>168691

I recommend heaps of lemon and honey to drown the taste. It's like drinking home lemonade without fizz

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 No.168704

>>168693

G'day NEET

very tranquil

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 No.168705

File: 40e7265d5d45ec2⋯.png (592.2 KB,701x400,701:400,Heatwave Incoming.png)

Wow, only 40 minutes this time. Maybe Cenno puts more people on at the call-centre during the Christmas period?

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 No.168706

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>>168704

neet rpg when?

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 No.168707

>>168665

You've done more in one morning than the rest of us will probably do all week. Top effort

>>168674

Same, although I did play the stand-alone zombie edition when I had a PS3. I keep kicking myself in the arse that I didn't play the original. Hope it gets remade for the PS4 but iirc the devs said that'll never happen.

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 No.168708

>>168687

Would be nice if they'd put lettuce and tomato on the bacon&egg McMuffin

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 No.168713

I am trying some frozen yoghurt like that neet recommended instead of my usual ice cream. It is pretty good. It has a bit more tang and a bit less richness. More refreshing.

It is the Proud and Punch blood orange and mango flavour.

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 No.168714

>>168713

>blood orange and mango

noice

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 No.168716

>>168715

What brand and what type of pie?

How many mls of coke?

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 No.168717

I am eating a six pack of brown, seed-covered rolls from Woolworths. Very good.

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 No.168719

>>168718

That is not too bad. A veteran fat neet would have done a 4 pack of the pies and a 1.25 litre coke.

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 No.168720

>>168535

QLD has higher youth unemployment then nsw and vic, but is less pozzed so idk

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 No.168721

Morning monks

Over my little weekend bender and feel pissed off at myself. Spent too much cash, didn't do a single productive thing, theres empty dishes all over the kitchen and I need to get groceries, desk is a mess, and I just feel bogged down. Gonna put on the Bourne soundtrack and get back on track. This is really starting to embarrass me, can't keep doing this.

Chin up though, this week will be an improvement

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 No.168722

>>168710

Not quite the reply I was expecting but whatever, it's nice to talk to someone about anything. Do you happen to live near a beach? I was going to go again today to take creepshots/vids to upload here but I'm doing the goon before noon thing.

>>168717

Who's seed?

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 No.168724

>>168721

I will try and be encouraging m8 but you don't fill me with confidence. I don't reckon you will last long before you are into the degenerate vices again.

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 No.168725

My new rug just arrived.

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 No.168726

Do you have to talk to people on the phone for jewstart?

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 No.168727

>>168724

Nah I'll be right, I've made good improvements over the last year despite these momentary relapses. At least I'm not on the midday goon while mummybot is at work like I was.

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 No.168729

>>168728

is it just a lecture about going to the employment office every x months or do i have to actually talk to them?

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 No.168730

>>168718

You really fucked up with your replying, but anyway don't be ashamed of a pie for breakfast. The coke is worse especially if it wasn't a sugar-free.

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 No.168732

>>168729

You just have answer questions like "Are you an abo?" and "Who do you live with?", you don't need to go into detail with any question. It'll be over in 5 minutes or less. Just remember the sooner you apply the sooner you'll get the bux

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 No.168733

>>168732

>>168731

thanks neets. Not fond of phone calls but i've almost run out of money for the psych

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 No.168734

File: beeafbfd6ba3a6e⋯.jpg (123.96 KB,1200x675,16:9,rugg.jpg)

My new rug has been installed. A vast improvement over the old one.

I swear if there is a single prison cell remark you cunts will cop it

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 No.168735

>>168727

Well keep us posted with what is going on m8, good or bad. I always enjoy your antics.

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 No.168736

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>>168734

You can see how much narrower the old rug was here in this pic.

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 No.168737

>>168734

Not too bad, though I personally have the fan to the side of me and I wouldn't be comfortable with that monitor configuration

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 No.168738

>>168737

Also, really need a better chair. How can you sit and shitpost in that for hours?

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 No.168739

>>168737

I find too direct a fan dries out my skin and makes me feel awful.

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 No.168740

>>168686

The trick is to piss out of your bum

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 No.168742

>>168739

I need a hard-back chair else my back gets fucked. I bought a fancy computer chair and it sits out in the shed unused because it fucked my back.

This chair I have is comfy enough. It has a padded seat.

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 No.168743

>>168693

And I'm sitting in Perth Where's it's fucking sunny and 30 degrees in the astra with no AC

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 No.168745

>>168734

I'm surprised they allow extension cords tbh as they could be used to hang oneself. What are the meals like and do any of the bigger inmates steal your desserts?

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 No.168746

>>168741

Hey poo gobbler

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 No.168747

>>168734

What were they serving for breakfast in the prison cafeteria today?

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 No.168748

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 No.168749

>>168744

I might go to bluff knoll and rape people climbing it

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 No.168750

>>168748

Anymore outbursts like that and you'll be sharing a cell with rape neet

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 No.168751

>>168736

>narrow

an adjective that can't be used to describe your prison-based arsehole. How many days remain on your sentence btw?

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 No.168753

>>168743

Get one of your victims to 'fan' you with their hands. Pro-tip; you'll have to undo the rope that binds their hands…

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 No.168755

File: 92bf8504a98b746⋯.jpg (5.07 KB,225x224,225:224,1509445636001.jpg)

FUCK MONDAYS

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 No.168756

Just microwaved 5 Chicken Kievs for myself. They were on special $1.25 each from the Woolworths deli.

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 No.168757

woke up around an hour ago, made myself a coffee and sat down at my pc, going to go to Dan's and liquorland when it cools down in the afternoon

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 No.168758

>>168756

Fuck yes mate I grabbed a few of those for the next few days of dinner yesterday

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 No.168759

>>168754

He looks like he fell on those bullets by accident

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 No.168760

>>168757

Dans and liquorland? You two timing whore

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 No.168761

>>168758

Yeah they are pretty good too.

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 No.168763

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 No.168764

Looked at the bets I made at the TAB the other day, lost everything…just fuck my shit up

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 No.168765

>>168764

How much did you bet?

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 No.168766

>>168760

Only doing it because Dan's have stopped stocking the 500ml cans of Stella I'm after while liquorland still have them, otherwise I hate liquorland, abo tier store

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